Keir Starmer’s unfortunate slip of the tongue!

[@Agent_Pumpkin]

"People are outraged. Or at least we're doing our best to get them that way." Perfect.

[@rickatatastan2695]

I thought "Release the Sausages" was the sequel to "Free Willy".

[@minskysfeedbackyianni1302]

@rickatatastan2695 It's the porn version!😉

[@clivemortimore8203]

Apologising for them after they are dead is a way to run a justice system?......................well said Matt.

[@Timlagor]

Too many peaceful protestors to have room for mere rapists

[@RUBBER_BULLET]

Did Starmer apologise for not prosecuting Savile?

[@clivemortimore8203]

@@RUBBER_BULLET Here we go with the revolving door, every time someone enters with Stamer not prosecuting Savile they go straight out again because Surrey police did not have enough evidence.

[@speleokeir]

@@RUBBER_BULLET Spot who's been brainwashed by the Daily Mail.

[@MHACompute]

It is about time we saw some kickback to both sausagegate and freebiesgate. From a press whose silence was, and still is, tremerous on all that Tory sleaze but now we learn Labour wear clothes and write it down in a book of accounts, too!

[@pmc3131]

But what are they doing to earn those gifts?

[@MHACompute]

​ @pmc3131 I like to think the gifts I give are out of love and affection - never to bribe or coerce someone into doing my bidding.

[@stevemartin239]

Great fun n puns. Thanks for sharing Matt!

[@helensargent4548]

"You've called mum at least 3 times" 😂

[@janelloyd7601]

Love the subtlety 😅. Fabulous!

[@starmersbarber]

Spot on as ever Matt.

[@christinavuyk2026]

I have never wanted to adopt a grown man more when I heard those puns…😍😉😂

[@captainspongeboy]

Peter O'Hanraha-hanrahan is back!

[@ThoughtandMemory]

😂😂😂😂😂 always getting to the meat of the story. I’ll see myself out..

[@SamLowryDZ-015]

Obviously Johnathan went to the same journalism school as Peter O'Hanraha-hanrahan and Damian Day.

[@HiveFleetOni]

You’ve lost the news!

[@MattGreenComedy]

They were great inspirations for him

[@jamesevans8520]

These are so good bro 😂😂😂😂❤

[@12theotherandrew]

“Boring” completely sums up Starmer.

[@speleokeir]

I'd much prefer boring and reasonably competent than entertaining, incompetent, corrupt and psychopathic like the last 5 PMs.

[@12theotherandrew]

@@speleokeir Power attracts the psychologically imbalanced.

[@rosemarystewart7405]

Good old JG! Fabulous analysis as always. 😂

[@jameseyk1]

Getting Peter O'Hanaran Hanaran flashbacks 😊

[@Ology3121]

I'd not be surprised if it comes out in the near future Al-Fayed was involved in the car crash he was too quick to blame Prince Phillip for.

[@seanduggan3453]

Ooh the outrage over sausages.❤

[@TheSuzberry]

Brilliant, as usual.

[@tobiasabt8398]

Thanks, mom!

[@pierremartini2229]

Outstanding stuff, Matt.

[@KenPassey-hd2mc]

Spot on !! 😂😂😂👏👏👍👍

[@peterreeves6825]

Excellently observed once again Matt, nice to hear you popping up on Oh God What Now and Paper Cuts recently

[@lllordllloyd]

"What was this man's name?". Channelling Peter O'Hanrahanrahan.... which can only be a good thing 😅

[@notadoctora7956]

Thank

[@zetectic7968]

Starmer's favourite film Sausage Party? Another good one Matt!

[@juxapostion]

Free the Sausages:)

[@rorywilson656]

So unfortunate, all he meant to say was release the hostages, chop chop

[@tamara3984]

Purple tie at a Labour conference 🙈🙈🙈

[@MattGreenComedy]

I think you'll find it's pink...

[@tamara3984]

@@MattGreenComedy fake news.

[@SAMANDY1]

IT'S a ghost party😮

[@Tulkash01]

Sausages for all!

[@minskysfeedbackyianni1302]

@Tulkash01 Surely they should be means tested?!!🙄

[@mochynddu723]

Well, that's life.

[@jonc67uk]

Reminiscent of famous glove puppet spit the dog, also known for sausages.

[@russellham2094]

Have to be careful, a slip of the tongue and you can be in the sh&t.. 🤔

[@suburbanyobbo9412]

”nooo you aren’t allowed ti make fun of a prime minister I support, you don’t care about the real issues” - Someone pretends they care about important issues.

[@aljosacebokli]

Did he really say that, that's actually pretty hilarious😂

[@michaelburgess8415]

Starmer..making a meal out of a crisis...

[@dinogoldie9716]

If you're talking about the sausages, you're not talking about his cronyism and dodgy donations. If you're making sausage puns, you're not talking about how Starmnerism's top priority isn't hammering the super-mega-rich but in fact going after people on disability benefits. If you're saying "but this makes him more relatable" you're not talking about him appointing somebody from a climatechange-denying, tax-dodging hedgefund to run his climatechange committee. If you're going for the "yeh but the Tories..." whataboutery you're saying cronyism , corruption and neoliberal austerity is okay when "the good guys" do it. Long-story-short: Don't do what "Centrist" hacks like James OBrien or Carol Vorderman do.

[@keithsquawk]

and now breathe -- better?

[@dinogoldie9716]

​@@keithsquawk You breathe into your keyboard?

[@keithsquawk]

@@dinogoldie9716 You seemed a tad overexcited. Unlce Nigel has wet dreams about being 'super rich' -poor boly will never get there, all he can do is hope for scraps from the table.

[@dinogoldie9716]

​@@keithsquawk You shouldn't know about your uncle's wet dreams. Nobody needs to know about your uncle's wet dreams.

[@davidwuhrer6704]

This is what is missing from the video

[@recklessroges]

Oh that closing line cut to the quick.

[@djoakeydoakey1076]

That was an "offal‘’ speech

[@michaelstevens3479]

If they were stolen during the Oct BBQ they would not be edible would they?

[@denisburgess2966]

Sausages Walls .

[@GIBLETTS]

Can't fancy a sausage after that , Couldn't put vasaleen on my chapped lips either after the Scofield Debarkle either,😢 Couldn't even call We buy any car ,

[@weswheel4834]

There's a salami to israel joke in there somewhere, but I'm not doing it.

[@minskysfeedbackyianni1302]

This time I'm with Jonathon rather than Matt!

[@mrnice7570]

Matt Green for PM

[@emmabrooker166]

Bob Carolgees for PM!

[@obtuse1291]

His unfortunate slip of the tongue? To be completely clear, are we talking about what he said or where he put it?

[@Dhoggy]

About as unfortunate as it gets. Like offerring a rabbi a bacon sarnie. Jewish law prohibits pork products and has done since before islam did. I'm sure sectarian side took it as meaning something else entirely.

[@ChristianeWinzenburg-uo4xb]

😅👍

[@gaspode505]

😂

[@jodders619]

Starmer saying sausages is the most interesting memorable thing he's ever said. Apart from 'Israel has the absolute right to cut off water and power to Palestine'

[@kbreslin7289]

Shave that beard.

[@philstabler]

BORING

[@tinagibbs618]

😁xx

[@hangforh6320]

quality