My girlfriend turned out to be a gold digger. Please advise. Check out Rocket Money for free: rocketmoney.com/kempq #rocketmoney #personalfinance
@gastly21097 ай бұрын
No thanks...Just using us for money
@Menn0knight7 ай бұрын
Bruh, you should have known she was a gold digger when she came home with a pickaxe, shovel and a couple of panning sluices. 😂😂😂
@user-cp9id1mj8b7 ай бұрын
You stole that joke from Happy Madison
@Menn0knight7 ай бұрын
@@user-cp9id1mj8b Norm MacDonald on his show, actually.
@zwingler7 ай бұрын
Nah thx, got enough spyware as is
@ToadallyJon17 ай бұрын
Goes without saying but I'll say it anyways. Just because kempQ or someone else can anti-scam them, don't think you can do as well. Scammers are always learning new dirty tricks. If someone wants to scam you just ignore them.
@usernametaken30987 ай бұрын
he didnt gain jack shit here, they decline the trade so you end up with nothing while other guy supposedly gets staff so.... no point even try antilure if they can decline trade and you end up with nothing at end regaedless if they fail
@no_mnom7 ай бұрын
They do the same more or less in varrock castle upper floor
@DylanWolfgang-bn4uq7 ай бұрын
Bro I anti scammed over 10 yrs worth of gp compared to someone. Who doesn't try . Mate... Risk a bill maybe win 2? I have made bank off these Dogg's on my mobile phone. They're easy to anti
@ZelX-7 ай бұрын
These people aren't very intelligent on their own. After their preprogrammed script told to them by others they are equal to a goldfish in IQ. Quite easy to anti.
@usernametaken30987 ай бұрын
@@DylanWolfgang-bn4uq tell me how you win anything from lure shown on video? only thing you get is lumby tabs from scammer
@BondedgeXD7 ай бұрын
When you dropped your staff my heart dropped... But man that ending was the greatest icing on the cake I've ever tasted
@CMKloser7 ай бұрын
When he risked 1b and got nothing?
@Restine7 ай бұрын
@@CMKloser He said in the beginning, before he dropped the staff, that the goal was to waste as much of their time as possible, and risked the staff to show that it was in fact a lure. Getting the staff back is what also makes the wasted time more humiliating.
@iDrunkRS7 ай бұрын
@@Restineexcept it's not humiliating to these guys at all. They're probably doing 14 other instances of this same scam at the same time. They don't have time to be humiliated
@connorjennett76357 ай бұрын
Man my heart started pounding wtf
@ekuldan2267 ай бұрын
omg i full facepalmed XD
@brothabuzz7 ай бұрын
Imagine being one of these sweaty losers in a discord call with other grown men coming up with a script to scam people in runescape 😂
@DuluxDeluxe7 ай бұрын
made like 50k doing it few years ago so theres that
@brothabuzz7 ай бұрын
@@DuluxDeluxe you’re flexing 50k to a person who makes many, MANY times more than that doing legitimate work that actually benefits people 🤣
@RedEyeGames17 ай бұрын
@@DuluxDeluxe your resume must be impressive, and job interviews must be banger "job experiance?" ye i scammed people on the internet for virtual mcdonald coins to trade in black market - mhm interesting, what skills do u posses? - not much but i like to be a plague to society and nuisance to my parents - interesting, where do see yourself in 10 years? - probably scaming people for vbucks and then trading in black market then beg for some cash on the street posing as a disabled person
@usernametaken30987 ай бұрын
@@brothabuzzI think most of the lurers are from 3rd world countries with no jobs....
@brothabuzz7 ай бұрын
@@usernametaken3098 gold farmers are normally the ones from 3rd world. You’ll know because their english is poor or they type in another language completely. They’ll be at farmable stuff like revs. Lurers are typically unemployed and/or criminals and/or just losers who have nothing better to do.
@PUNJABIYOUSSEF7 ай бұрын
lures get crazier everyday
@KriibusRS7 ай бұрын
A true Runescape fairytale - Damsel in distress, prince KempQ & a nefarious villain IzPVMZ
@JohnTibbitt7 ай бұрын
I love your videos too!
@anythinggoes55747 ай бұрын
Should be the story behind the Romeo & Juliet quest.
@AaronPeterson19937 ай бұрын
No one will probably see this but the NPC at the end saying - “Why did I not think of that before.” - was icing on the cake 😂
@laycey7 ай бұрын
We literally ALL saw that, but ok
@LL346u3r7 ай бұрын
@@laycey He meant his own comment lmao
@Nicentoastytoast7 ай бұрын
"Today, I chose to be kind, moderate levels of stupid, and very desperate for female attention, just like you" C'mon bro you don't gotta do me like that 😢
@mitchellvliem62006 ай бұрын
I felt attacked on a personal level that shouldn't even be possible online
@bdominguez23133 ай бұрын
My screen went black and showed my reflection when he said it🥲
@granite2h1937 ай бұрын
Wouldn’t it have been quicker/less risky to log to a different world, move 1-2 tiles, log back onto that world?
@iPackTheMoon7 ай бұрын
"I couldn't let my schmookums go all alone" haha this is great man.
@jamesblack94117 ай бұрын
This exact lure is actually the only lure I've ever fallen for, about 2 years ago. Some sweaty kid on multiple accounts making it seem like they antiscammed. Never again!
@supportmytroups77 ай бұрын
A fool and his money are soon parted
@SurvivingAnotherDay7 ай бұрын
@@supportmytroups7you mean you?
@ShootaGen6 ай бұрын
@@SurvivingAnotherDayno he’s talking about the peanut brain guy above who got scammed
@jputz43207 ай бұрын
I honestly loved the credit sequence, keep up the good stuff :)
@7limey7 ай бұрын
Dick ridin this hard w/o a license is illegal, sir
@dudewheresmycar63187 ай бұрын
@@7limey You're dumb
@shaunosmorrison83857 ай бұрын
IRS used to get super-mad when I tried to spoil their lures lol
@coryisftw17 ай бұрын
Plot twist. We’ve all been Lured and Kemp made this whole thing up for content
@Hash1Suspect7 ай бұрын
Swear they treat KZbin videos like their creative writing class with their scripts
@ashyams_7 ай бұрын
literally who the fuck remembers the door jam mechanic? nobody. stop giving kempq attention
@nadish7 ай бұрын
@@ashyams_ i do
@informanti7 ай бұрын
🤦🏼
@mitchellmiller66444 ай бұрын
@@ashyams_ people that use to pvp when people abused doors there are plenty of people who know about them jamming
@Tamamo-noBae7 ай бұрын
u know they're desperately close to luring u when they start misspelling words in their messages
@shaunslays21517 ай бұрын
Thats 100% intentional
@elijahbates47717 ай бұрын
cant wait for the "sugar princess boo boo bear" soundbite of kempq
@polarpak45267 ай бұрын
Video starts at 2:17 you're welcome some goof ass ads
@DullZebrafilms7 ай бұрын
It is so crazy to imagine how they even came up with all of it. A video explaining the process would be super cool
@joshuanaudi35057 ай бұрын
These are all so elaborate and stupid it feels like they're all skits for videos haha
@minime19887 ай бұрын
Watching these lure videos sometimes makes me think "Oh I can see why someone might fall for this" then there is some like this one that make me think "wow people are just really dumb if they fall for this." lol
@skoodlemoose7 ай бұрын
this video is the lure itself, the real scam involves dumpign toy cats on the ground so when you run back your items doesnt show even if you right click
@danohwhite17 ай бұрын
@@skoodlemoose but they are obviously not gonna even accept the first trade screen who the fuck is that retarded to try anti scam this
@Remsster7 ай бұрын
@@skoodlemoose Huh? There is no incentive because the scammer doesn't actually trade the 170m.
@Lulueh7 ай бұрын
You had my heart beating a mile a minute when you dropped the shadow. Great video and the outro was fantastic, keep up the great work kemp.
@camerongrbich20657 ай бұрын
This is almost exactly how I was so nearly scammed for my tbow. Only difference was a different door. In hindsight I was baffled at how elaborate the lure was. I was seconds from losing the bow. Only reason they didn’t get it was because I stayed calm, hopped worlds, moved back on the tile my items were on, and hopped worlds again. These scammers are no joke.
@greatshinob0wl7 ай бұрын
ground items disappear if you hop... nice try trying to lure someone stupid lurer
@ATROFlAR7 ай бұрын
I literally just wrote the same thing. Was it in Varrock's Castle? They got me stuck behind a door there. I also world hopped to get my shit back thankfully
@camerongrbich20657 ай бұрын
@@ATROFlAR nah it was the small house just south of the ardy castle
@supportmytroups77 ай бұрын
Wow you are dumb
@supportmytroups77 ай бұрын
@@ATROFlARwow you are dumb
@edsimpleton53407 ай бұрын
Kemp that "you eat crap for breakfast" line is from Happy Gilmore and I love that movie ahahahah definitely unlocked a few old memories
@JustParsons7 ай бұрын
Was looking for this comment hahaha.. absolute classic of a movie LOL!
@Flame11boyy7 ай бұрын
You said the door will jam for minutes, but they were able to spam it the moment they saw you coming, how does that work?
@ALRDT7 ай бұрын
I may be wrong but didn’t he mean it use to do that before jagex fixed it? But the scammers spam it open and close to try have the same effect.
@blinkanddie33977 ай бұрын
@@ALRDT Nah I think that Kemp meant doors DO jam currently.
@JPazer7 ай бұрын
You could and still can spam the doors but when you did so BEFORE the update it became locked shut. So after the fix instead of locking the door it becomes open for minutes. But that introduces problems like we see in this video. You can't get past the door if you have no way to go around it. That is how I interpreted it.
@gcborg7 ай бұрын
Pretty sure they were just programmed to open the door if kemp tried closing it, and ultimately jamming it. Kemp never tried closing the door though so it wasn’t jammed yet and just normal closing/opening until Kemp arrived which it might have gotten it jammed then
@JoeMcSpirit7 ай бұрын
He's incorrect about it jamming for minutes, the door jams for around 20 seconds, the trade menu was open for part of this duration as the scammer is trying to wait out a portion of the time the item is on the floor for and the rest is spent split between teleport animation, banking and running.
@KodamaoftheWeastTree3 ай бұрын
There was a guy spamming “show 3 mil and I’ll pay you 10 mil” next to GE, and a guy that looked new went over, opened trade, asked him, “how do I do this?” Guy explained, the scammee said “idk show me?” Scammer did, then scammee reverse robbed him 😂
@HauntedOath7 ай бұрын
brother your commentary in thiss video is god tier lol all those pet names you kept calling that dude made me laugh so hard and I rarely if ever laugh out loud when watching videos
@Jelle-DV7 ай бұрын
Absolutely epic ending.. Loved the video
@siccoblue21127 ай бұрын
the way my heart rate absolutely SPIKED watching that staff drop and the run back. KEMP you're gonna put me in the hospital
@jamzeejam7 ай бұрын
Loved it!!! Honestly a mini movie was the best way of presenting this
@trymem87 ай бұрын
My heart when you were tele then running to get the staff ! 😂🎉 great work kemp that was insane Shame you didn’t get the damsel though 😞
@Patkilla75587 ай бұрын
That "Sit noob" at the end. I felt that. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@ironqueen_osrs7 ай бұрын
hahha this is amazing! actually had me at the edge of my seat very well done
@Jk-xs6wi6 ай бұрын
Gotta love it! Thx Kemp, your work IS appreciated! And cheer up, there's plenty more fish in the sea!
@humongous10387 ай бұрын
Great video! Honestly was in anticipation the whole time. Keep up the great content dude!
@dom57p7 ай бұрын
They were absolutely fuming seeing that dude run from the castle to pick up the staff 💀💀💀
@streetball1027 ай бұрын
if they had toy cats you wouldnt have been able to pick that up l0000l
@skoodlemoose7 ай бұрын
yep this video itself is a lurer to get peopel to try to anti lure liek that then get outplayed by cats
@GG-fb4gz7 ай бұрын
@@skoodlemoose tfw the whole video is a paid sponsorship for rs scammers
@GG-fb4gz7 ай бұрын
bro got 2 sponsors for 1 vid
@georgewright30747 ай бұрын
how would the toy cat have done that??
@streetball1027 ай бұрын
@@georgewright3074 if people drop lots of toy cats at the same time on the same tile you dropped something on, you will not be able to click on your items. Not even rightclick will work because the right click item list is too long and prioritizes the cats. So you wont be able to pick anything back up until its too late i know cus i used to do this scam
@AdderOSRS7 ай бұрын
I love how silent they all go, when you come back and take the Tumekens :D
@shoafymusic7 ай бұрын
Kemp, my heart literally SANK when you went through with the anti-scam. My adrenal glands are being juiced rn.
@ftwdudewtf7 ай бұрын
"OH NO! My ookie pookie bear is gonna get scammed" 🤣💀
@WarbrainJack7 ай бұрын
Whenever you do these it’s some of the best content on here, you kill it man
@LFBDuarte7 ай бұрын
When you dropped the staff my heart started pounding so freaking hard, holy shit! Great video man.
@ICountFrom03 ай бұрын
Reminds me of the old "Lack of confidence trickster" routine. Do ONE scam so very badly that you lose money at it, but your really setting them up for something else... say.. fake scam 1 pays off in a crypto ... that's on a fake exchange that's scamming you into buying more.
@Barberbee7 ай бұрын
the door jam being part of the scam, was something i really wouldn't have thought about. Thankyou my man
@haichyou29307 ай бұрын
This was so f*cking funny. Well played Kemp, well played 😂
@Pyromancer7 ай бұрын
Lmaooo OWNED
@Mnkeys7 ай бұрын
Pyro we need to get you involved in the wacky ass Gilenor lore STAT
@davidstarreveld85987 ай бұрын
Advertisement was done really well, gg's
@XxWontedxFaZexX7 ай бұрын
Oh man… my heart was racing ! 😭 So glad this worked out in your favor!
@MrRuins1377 ай бұрын
my heart when he actually dropped it lmfao, also we totally forgot to mention that the snowballs would make it even harder to pick up the item since your left click option is now pelt, also could make you stay behind the door an extra tick if you accidently click a person trying to get out after he lures you behind the door
@Wolvyre7 ай бұрын
2:20 video starts
@CortoVenturesMedia7 ай бұрын
DAMN. That quick “just like you” got me 3:14
@ATROFlAR7 ай бұрын
They tried this lure on me years ago. They used the same door stuck mechanic in Varrock Castle. I had my bank on the floor because I was trying to figure out the lure, like an idiot. I remembered that I could just hop to another world, get around the door and hop back to where my items were. Luckily it worked
@CanadianCcat5 ай бұрын
Haha, nice Happy Gillmore line! that ad was slick AF~
@IStaySt0n3d_OSRS7 ай бұрын
Im not gonna lie, I didnt think they were gonna actually get you for your shadow, but my heart was PUMPINGGGGGG
@gnomeathome17367 ай бұрын
"Sit Noob" 🤣🤣🤣 ggez, mark another dub for KempQ the GOAT!
@12f8ewfo7 ай бұрын
Would it work to also use lumbridge home teleport?
@VoidRigRS7 ай бұрын
Great video Kemp, love you brother, very much enjoyed this one.
@Scoob-.Ай бұрын
I came for the scam trolling, stayed for the KempQ bad rizz
@casualBob75 ай бұрын
very clever lure honestly. most people know to be aware of pvp/wildy lures, but this seems quite safe since it's lumbridge. cool to see the lurers adapt
@AstroBoy20207 ай бұрын
Best RS content. Good stuff as always kempQ 😤
@unnadud91147 ай бұрын
This exact scam happened to me below Ardy castle. Lost a T bow. Trapped because of door. Watching this give me PTSD lol. 3 or 4 maxed accounts in on the scam as well.
@thefatpakyak28267 ай бұрын
What can you say, greedy people are always bound to lose their stuff..
@rampartj18437 ай бұрын
Imagine getting scammed 💀💀💀
@cliffordwilson80707 ай бұрын
sit
@Meloncholiac7 ай бұрын
Deserved.
@ro0b07 ай бұрын
Batman couldn't get me to admit I dropped a tbow on the floor willingly
@funwithmagnus85707 ай бұрын
Ok. I haven't played in over 6 months and my heart started racing when you dropped that shadow. Great content.
@shua93475 ай бұрын
Even my heart was pounding for those 60 secs 😂
@MultiJheeze7 ай бұрын
even after knowing what was going to happen still got my heart racing on that run back lmao, great vid man ⭐️
@skoodlemoose7 ай бұрын
kempq unironically the biggest lurer here by showing this lmao
@khayreeluqman7 ай бұрын
So was the first winners apart of the scam??
@anthonymasciarella39337 ай бұрын
This was one of the most interesting RuneScape videos I’ve ever watched lmao
@jbrogert7 ай бұрын
Kemp, I dont normally like videos. You got my like on this one. Solid 10/10
@quatha7 ай бұрын
Nice video! People have been doing this kind of lure for yearssssssssssss. I remember back in 2020 or 2019 people targeted me with the exact same scam. However the final destination was a room in upstairs Varrock castle! At that time they beefed up the scam with a KZbin video that was supposed to basically help you antiscam the scammers. But they cooked up the video just to make everything look even more legit.
@TheProphetLastLies7 ай бұрын
This was absolutely amazing lol Great work man!
@footballdude68247 ай бұрын
Very enjoyable video dude, i’m so glad you do what you do! Thank you!
@TermykPlays7 ай бұрын
Dude, you're insane!! if that was an actual movie that would've been the best movie I watched in a while
@anthonyelizalde697 ай бұрын
LOWKEY IF SOME1 DROPS THIER STUFF AND FALLS FOR THIS SMH..THEY NEED TO BE SCAMED LOL..CUZ THIS ONLY WORKS ON KIDS,BUT GREAT VID! MUCH LOVE FROM YA BOY MR.VIRAL! FROM SAGINAW MICHIGAN 989! 6/7/24
@kevinhelgers90717 ай бұрын
that was the most amusing anti-scamming video I've seen in a while, nice
@hunterknapp14947 ай бұрын
Damn when you were running to grab staff I was the one panicking lmao
@Solovain7 ай бұрын
Flawless ending song choice Kemp. Flawless~
@Marcooooooooooooooooooooo7 ай бұрын
Hey Kemp, not sure if there’s a reason this wouldn’t work… but couldn’t you just hop worlds, move back to the square you were on when you dropped the item, then hop back and pick it up? I got scammed by something similar to this almost 10 years ago and it made me rack my brain for a while on how I could have avoided it. Not about to try it but hope this helps in a future video! Get ‘em Kemp!
@MrWicked3607 ай бұрын
They have thousands of bot accounts ready to login and fill up the world when you logout.
@neofaith7 ай бұрын
As an Ironman, I find this all very silly.
@busydadrs56087 ай бұрын
Aren’t snowballs to interrupt home tele?
@GoWokeGoBroke-u8v7 ай бұрын
That was a quality vid, really enjoyed that. More like this please
@OSRS_Drone4 ай бұрын
Could you hop worlds, move to where the staff was and go back to that world or does the staff automatically show when you log out?
@HTMLRu1ezD00d7 ай бұрын
Hopping worlds to get from unstuck door and rehopping back would have worked as well as long as world isn’t full before hand
@brontesenth7 ай бұрын
There's a chance they flood the world with enough bots that it becomes full to prevent hopping. Or that they've already stuck the doors on adjacent worlds in anticipation. Don't take the risk and try to outscam a scammer (Unless you're KempQ).
@SummoNerd7 ай бұрын
This could be risky because they could always login one bot in each world to do the same thing at the same time. Never underestimate your enemy.
@christianpilt90507 ай бұрын
@@SummoNerd that must take so many bots but possible yeah
@casualBob75 ай бұрын
@@SummoNerd there are 300 worlds. you really think they have an army of like 1000 bot accounts ready to hop around?
@maniacaldaddy69517 ай бұрын
IMO, probably one of your BEST anti lures ive seen LATELY. well done man.
@Kalahan193227 ай бұрын
Would have been way more epic if you just sauced a home tele in their eye and walked back over lmao
@stephaniet98757 ай бұрын
You didnt explain why the snow was important to the scam
@PileOfStones7 ай бұрын
It turns left clicking on players into "pelt" - forcing you to right click to pick up the item, and then pelt still shows up so it buries the item further down the list.
@killshadowx26187 ай бұрын
Watching these to make sure I don't get lured knowing full well I'll always be too poor to be scouted by lurers 😂
@zanetaylor90017 ай бұрын
Is there a reason you couldn't just hop to a different world, move a tile over and then hop back?
@sirqueson48893 ай бұрын
You could also potentially bring runes to tele grab. Drop them on the other side of the door. If they ask to check your inventory beforehand just drop them on the ground then pick them up.
@ImChiki7 ай бұрын
A group tried to get me years ago in Varrock castle with a lure near a door, I didn't know how they were going to get me exactly but it must've been a door jam.
@leftypirate7 ай бұрын
new kemp q video yes
@Tiipz7 ай бұрын
lmao solid video brother good ending!
@nickdavies29027 ай бұрын
You have got to have the biggest nads in osrs 🤣🤣 epic
@ItsPikablu7 ай бұрын
That was so satisfying. I'd pay to hear them raging in Discord 🤣
@Fredrikson3587 ай бұрын
I got got by this lure 3 years ago, so I suppose it's been around for a while. Only the location was different. I thought I was a step ahead of the scammer, but I didn't see the door block thing coming. After it happened, I was thinking of ways I could have picked the item up, and wondered could I have hopped worlds, walked over the tile the item was on, and then hopped back to pick it up. Or do ground items follow you from world to world now like death piles do?
@HsFearless7 ай бұрын
how do the scammers know that you've dropped the staff?
@rhyspowell96487 ай бұрын
I think in the trade window it would show he has 28 inventory space meaning it’s empty and that he has dropped the item! :)
@Rubbly7 ай бұрын
At 7:12 or so, I like how they almost give replies to get you to respond with information even though they immediately type the information anyway just in case lol
@anormalguy84077 ай бұрын
That was actually amazing video especially the ending edit haha
@NaughtyKlaus7 ай бұрын
So I'm guessing they made you bring only 1 item so they could see how many slots you have free, and when they see 28 slots available, they inform their bots to hop over and jam the doors.
@everettjones39387 ай бұрын
this video was absolutely god tier lmfao
@WakaWaka2217 ай бұрын
Could they have spam closed the door once you teled out?
@Furry19931993Ай бұрын
ok fucking hell, how did the line "you eat crap for breakfast?" get me so hard? xD geez these videos are entertaining eventho i have no freaking clue about runescape