TUBI’S “PASTOR THORNE: LUST OF THE FLESH” IS SINFULLY BAD but not in the fun way| KennieJD

[@KennieJD]

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[@aliciabell6688]

Your dog doesn't hate you and probably isn't mad at you but consider another groomer. Russet looked stressed.

[@NRM_-mc6vh]

Please do a 'love is blind'-esque video on 'The Ultimatum Queer Love'

[@Desaki65]

"... But did you know that you can beat his @$$ *and* cry at the same time? It's called multitasking..." PREACH SISTER KENNIE

[@seachelle2316]

kennie just keeps dropping these nuggets of knowledge like they nothing

[@availanila]

This, ironically, is a Kenyan thing. Women beat up their husbands crying their hearts out. Now outsiders think the husband was beating her and he's just uncomfortable with making it be known the opposite was happening. It's very odd. I saw it once and couldn't get why the guy was mad at us, she came crying to us and he came threatening to kill is. We genuinely thought he was beating her ass.

[@Desaki65]

@@availanila Oh my goodness! Male victims of abuse are DEFINITELY a thing. And they don't get enough respect. 💗 💗 💗

[@clsimonds]

I laughed so hard at this part

[@chrisceilcaballero9272]

Fun fact, a friend of mine was an extra in this movie and his wife was having an affair with the pastor at our church (turned out to be a cult)

[@pixiestxNyomouf]

I have so many questions yet at the same time....I'm speechless

[@chrisceilcaballero9272]

@@pixiestxNyomouf trust me, we could make our own crime thriller with everything that took place . Turns out it wasn't just one woman, but all; even the married ones. He was also a legitimate con artist.

[@PastorJamaalFrancois]

Sis I just commented on this. Yes we are cult survivors. The pastor was having sex with my wife and the women in the church and I found out it actually is a cult. Just happened to be in this movie at the same time. Such is life lol

[@chrisceilcaballero9272]

@@PastorJamaalFrancois Spread the word. Avoid All About Change Ministries and Robert Elam at all costs.

[@PastorJamaalFrancois]

@@chrisceilcaballero9272 Absolutely. Avoid All About Change Ministries and Robert Elam.

[@deadinside5299]

This series is the only thing that's keeping me aware of time.

[@diandriasmith889]

SAME

[@hadiljul3921]

Same omg

[@pixiestxNyomouf]

Same, I survived college by thinking about the weekend and this was all I was waiting for

[@yourmotherhatesyou641]

@@pixiestxNyomouf I’m still in university and the only thing getting me through assignments is the passage of time, referring to Kennie’s videos too. It’s a nice way to end every week

[@georgecooper9766]

I have a ritual of watching these videos first thing Sunday morning when I wake up (cos I'm in Australia so they get released at some ungodly hour between Saturday night and Sunday morning). Which also means I've accidentally fallen asleep in the middle of a lot of these videos and have to come back to watch them again later 😂

[@umuu2]

I seriously ask myself: what kind of debt a person has to have to willingly audition and participate in a movie like this? Like, what are these angles??? 😭😭😭😭😭

[@plushdragonteddy]

as someone who's been in a number of shitty student films, not only do they not even have to pay anything at all (i mostly auditioned hoping to get some footage for my demo reel to apply for better projects lol), but you might not realize how nasty u look til the final cut comes out. i still think about my first student film where the director was like "you look amazing! you're doing great!" and then i watched it back and my acting was total garbage LOL

[@elleofhearts8471]

@mlcd I think they bait and switched Megan fox because they wanted her to be eye candy all along and gave her charector substance just to get her on board only to cut all that substance out in the final cut of the movie. I wouldn't be surprised if there's an interview somewhere of her saying that she never wanted a career where shes most known for being a human equivalent of decoration.

[@VashtiPerry]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@umuu2]

@@plushdragonteddy you are a SURVIVOR 😭😭😭😭😭

[@plushdragonteddy]

@@umuu2 LMAO thank u

[@Oonagh72]

My father was a pastor. I can say unequivocally this is uncomfortably close to the truth.

[@animelady001]

I second that also as a pastor's child 😂

[@thirdprince4028]

Yeah, my uncle was a pastor and a scummy person and this is pretty close to him too.

[@nb8419]

😮‍💨😕I hope it's not common.

[@theshunnedBandersnatch]

Big same. -Another fellow PK.

[@eggiesammich]

Good grief, my dad was a pastor and is a great man. In this day and age, im starting to wonder if he's in the minority 😢

[@amiahangell]

I think the wife was actually crying over the grave of the baby she miscarried!

[@Monique-dr3lb]

Yeah I was thinking the same thing!! like you could see little feet on the gravestone

[@cheri31]

That, or she only planned for him to get syphilis so he would "learn his lesson" and stop cheating on her.

[@cierraslowsdown]

Yeah, was it twins! I think I saw two graves

[@symwinter]

I know that Kennie said that the movie looked old but like, it looks ancient. It doesn’t even look like it was filmed on an actual film camera.

[@Mecheres]

photo collage slides with a samsung

[@ThexDynastxQueen]

iPhone 6 looking ass movie 💀

[@kwarra-an]

100%; it was recorded using a camera obscura

[@Lilmama21903]

The pastor’s goofy ass lip bite took me out!!!! 🤣💀

[@nothinghappens9811]

Right? If I saw someone do that in real life, I wouldn't know whether to laugh at how stupid it looks or be scared because that man might eat my flesh.

[@alicethemad1613]

Lin Manuel Miranda

[@Memekyu]

My only pastor is the Velocipastor 🐲

[@tam_forreal]

😅

[@shyloart]

Amen 😭

[@JC0398x_o]

Oh please don't remind us about that movie. 😅

[@Velvetina88]

😂😂

[@Maloree-l6k]

Aha! A person of culture, I see!

[@laylahli7558]

My uncle is a bishop and literally asked one of his brother's wives for her w2s so he could see what she'd be tithing and also told the congregation they needed to pay for his vacation so I'd say this is an accurate enough depiction.

[@ThexDynastxQueen]

I will never understand how churchgoers can be so blindly faithful to church officials that they don't question nothing even when their damn book is like _"Hey, question these mofos who be using my name"_ . Like if I said _"Vegeta wants me to vacay in Okinawa, please send what you can to fulfill the Saiyan Messiah's will!"_ yall would slap me as one should yet if I'm a pastor and say Jesus suddenly it's a plausible request 💀💀💀

[@Thewritingelf]

​@@ThexDynastxQueenYeah some Christians are sheep and follow anything the pastor says which is a shame because like you said, even the Bible says look at no man for his word.

[@mielygold423]

Petition to change ad roll Kennie to admiral Kennie because for a whole year I’ve been listening to Kennie that’s what I thought it was 😂

[@BelleLeilaNoir]

Until seeing this comment, i thought it was Avril Kennie. I thought it was a whole alter ego😅

[@mielygold423]

@@BelleLeilaNoir I thought admiral Kennie was the alter ego 😂

[@xLiLlyx98]

@@mielygold423 for me it was adderall kennie for the longest time 🤣 didnt even question it

[@mielygold423]

@@xLiLlyx98 imagine that being her alter ego 😂

[@pixiestxNyomouf]

Nah, cause I HATE that I dislike how she enunciates "Ad Roll" now after thinking it was admiral so long 😅 I got used to it

[@caldyxoxo]

His lip biting scenes were the most comedy out this movie like why is he so horny ??? 😭😭😭😭😭

[@tam_forreal]

So… who else thinks the son is so incredibly unbelievable as a teenage derelict? I feel they missed the mark a bit 😅

[@elleofhearts8471]

yeah he's not giving shithead young adult/teen. The hairline only ages him even more. I guess they thought him being short would sell it.

[@pixiestxNyomouf]

Dude looked like Marshall 😅

[@VashtiPerry]

@@pixiestxNyomouf 😂😂😂

[@krustykringle]

dude looks as old as his dad

[@clown-cult96]

How you gonna be a teen derelict with a receding hairline?

[@amandawilkison95]

I was in a bad Tubi movie called night of the falling stars and if you review it plz don’t roast me and just know it was a SHIT SHOW and the directors quit at one point in the middle of filming 😅

[@amandawilkison95]

@@mlcd3242 it scared me away from acting for years honestly

[@mddskat]

This all just looks like the intro parts before the porno starts from the acting to the dialogue to the way the scenes are filmed lol

[@Jennilynne]

I thought the same thing, lol. Though it's highly possible some of those have more convincing acting

[@sh0eh0rn4]

“I do charge a fee, but I do get to the point”. put that on my tombstone.

[@impposter560]

When the syphilis came up, i just started giggling a little. Then when the wife + cousins girlfriend curveball ball came up my brain started hysterically screaming "A plague be upon ye! A plague be upon ye, sir!"

[@_cupidscharm]

IM CACKLING OMFG

[@Velvetina88]

LOL!

[@M3Niki]

Nothing like a janky Tubi movie review to round out the wknd😌☕️

[@dramonmaster222]

After visiting My dad in the ICU (stable but healing), this Bad Movie review is just what I needed.

[@energymaven7537]

Best of luck to you and yours.

[@Smiley_Fruitcake]

I wish you the best of luck!

[@PrettyLittleChanell]

sending warm wishes 💞

[@VashtiPerry]

🙏🏽❤️

[@Lilsweetings]

Praying for his speedy healing

[@chatpuns]

The son being called R just brought back flashbacks of that goldilocks adaptation where Goldilocks is a reality star host that does interior design and the 3 bears family sign up and she has a whole thing with them, and the bears become reality stars and lose the meaning of family while Goldilock gains it. The baby bear's name is Junior but his whole thing is wanting to be called JR....and i think the movie was actually pretty decent? Idk i was a kid when i watched it

[@kill4551]

this comment took me for a ride and didn't let go

[@chatpuns]

@@kill4551 the movie ends with them singing "We Are Family" if I remember correctly

[@tellmewill]

There's a lot of porridge eating in that movie. Getting hungry just thinkin about it

[@Iluvmel888]

The movie is “Unstable Fables: Goldilocks and the 3 Bears”. It’s actually on KZbin. I loved that film and was so happy to see it was on KZbin.

[@inkystars19]

I remember the 3 pigs and a baby unstable fables movie

[@wrenmassey6876]

Kennie, your dog is absolutely adorable with that cut. Hes so scrawby and wittle

[@julieneff9408]

stealing the word scrawby tyvm

[@pixiestxNyomouf]

She's such a cutie. ❤

[@parisewellington3664]

The fact that it's been a whole ass week and once again I didn't know it was Saturday 🥴

[@goated3285]

Same 😂

[@pixiestxNyomouf]

I was literally confused when I looked at my notifications bar and saw she posted a video 😅

[@MyssBlewm]

😂 not alone

[@orithv]

hey kennie it’s just the two of us rn🫶🏽

[@__L__837]

Make it three

[@spicytooth6354]

tea party for four💖

[@marquisehebbler9471]

It’s a sleepover now 😅

[@saltedfisho]

we gonna make it a party soon

[@Alissandre_Iskander]

Pizza party!!! I'm bringing Uno cards!

[@dorkchops]

seeing kennie become a busy mom in realtime has been a wild experience

[@kitssewingkit]

the grave at the end looks like a grave for a baby, so it was probably for the baby she miscarried. makes more sense than crying over his grave lmao

[@kitssewingkit]

at least it looks like a baby/toddler grave to me, i could be wrong. It looks similar to my uncle's grave, and he died when he was about 2. there's quite a few babies buried in the cemetery where my grandparents and uncle are buried, the markers are usually smaller like that and sometimes shaped like hearts

[@keshanichele750]

The pastor reminds me of Derrick jaxn, a man just preaching one thing, but living a completely different life

[@VashtiPerry]

Yes 🙄

[@jazzy_RAOT]

If this movie had a large studio budget I could see Sterling K Brown as the pastor don’t ask why but I can just see it

[@heylo757]

Cuz he was the cheating lead in "Honk if you love Jesus..."? and now I lk wonder has Kennie seen that movie.

[@sharyebethancourt3660]

But now I can see it too! 😂🤣

[@anniedee8136]

Kennie's channel is my favorite 😍 She's funny She's smart She's got a point And she is the moment And she always gives good advice "Never let a man get in the way of your bag" 💕

[@Tareltonlives]

Tubi, Netflix and Passionflix are all in hot competition for being great garbage bins for cinematic dumpster diving Russet is still an adorable little baby and once again is perfect for ads. Don't scare her with the fan! It's funny- it sounds like a Passionflix movie, but it's definitely and undeniably a Tubi movie.

[@Covenmouse]

Given the way they're treating it, I have to wonder if they intended the cousin's girlfriend to have HIV instead of syphilis but someone on production realized at the last minute that it would be WAY too serious for this trash fire.

[@-miaumiau]

I can only think of “DID YOU PRAY TODAY??? 🙏🏾🤨🗣️🗣️” when I saw the title 😭

[@Lily-dh5jn]

Kennie pls do a video on queer love ultimatum - it's so wild 😭😭

[@nightshadetq2453]

that’s gonna be our pride month kennie episode for sure 😭😭

[@mkay4]

@@nightshadetq2453 I hope so 😭😭

[@lindsaythemorallygay4586]

“I’m too pretty to lift things” is one of the most based statements ever and I will be living by it now

[@laurenswartz9553]

When the cousin runs to the bathroom,holding his arse..that cracked me up.

[@bluebabybre]

I never know if I should watch the movie first or check out the laughs from the review especially when "sinfully bad" is in the title.

[@SianLondon]

"I'm too pretty to lift things" me too sis, me too 😍

[@ak179iluv4e]

10:25 The fact that you mic has better audio quality than the one the movie has is sending me

[@akiko.o.x.o]

Ma'am, off topic but wow this look😍 the wig, the eye, the gloss the brows

[@hi_there1239]

kennie PLS do a bad movies and a beat (or honestly a good movies and a glam, i mean it's christopher reeve and michael caine) on the 80s movie deathtrap, it’s absolutely insane. don’t look it up at all, just go in, the twist is really something

[@HeidiWilde]

I love that movie!! Definitely Good Movie and a Glam.

[@erensalias]

Another Kennie video to keep me company while sewing my cosplays🙏🙏

[@animeluver168]

EY! Same! Kennie's Cosplay Buddies!

[@gabiluch87]

That's so cool!

[@ramonaabeaa]

Girl I need the makeup tutorial ASAP, you look STUNNING

[@Pointdextra]

Tubi is cute & all but you gotta dip a toe into TV One movies, Kennie! You want a good Christian film that executes the bad pastor? The Undershepherd. It wont disappoint!

[@tentaclest.tentacles5090]

Telling us about her puppy's haircut before she introduced herself was kinda iconic

[@kenyz.hiireath]

the lip bite at 15:58 is deeply unsettling

[@rockandfashion7207]

The shots being so far apart had me gasping 😂

[@peridotunofficial]

Off topic but kennie looks absolutely drop dead gorgeous

[@PixelatedFishesALT]

crying over the dogs little bow i actually cannot shes adorable m gonna sob

[@justyourunaveragerandom2725]

The way I was binging this series and now a new upload 😭 it's a sign omg

[@ClaraBell3452]

When I saw the thumbnail, I yelled "NOOOOOOOO STAAAAAAAHPP!!!"...and then clicked immediately

[@eliontheinternet3298]

every time Kennie says "you saw it coming" or "you know what they're going to do" I absolutely do not, it is whiplash every time

[@cpkgrownup9496]

🥹Russet is positively adorable no matter the hair length 😅

[@ajheartsong]

I love how you’re enjoying dog motherhood! My two goofy rescues and I love your channel ❤

[@cpkgrownup9496]

Kennie: You’re giving very Leonardo circa 1997. Russet: RUFF! 😂😂😂 I would take offense too Russ.

[@vauni98]

Russet clearly does not wanna talk about it 😂

[@BEEDRILL303]

I'm assuming the grave the wife is crying over is her baby and not her cheating husbands grave.

[@sophilozophy]

I'm proud of you for making it through that nonsense 😂

[@not_odile]

Just repotted my plants and now I’m gonna do my nails! Thanks Kennie, for peak entertainment 🎉🎉 my maths homework can wait

[@jas6940]

15:58 okay WTF IS THIS FACE is that’s what married woman are risking it for omg tubi done did some messed up ish but this I can’t stand for

[@breannastrickland2393]

Over 320,000 a WEEK?! For a church?! That makes no sense lol I worked at the busiest Starbucks in Florida and we made 100,000 so how….a church?

[@bosses9820]

dont churches not pay tax? plus there's lots of iffy people in religions money laundering could be possible explanation....mega churches handle millions a year

[@VashtiPerry]

They over exaggerated. I don’t believe that.

[@sensiblecryptid4406]

I think it’s pretty great that your dog wants to sleep on the bed with you, it’s usually not a comfort related thing- Dogs like to sleep next to their loved ones, they feel safer that way and it’s another way of bonding. It wouldn’t surprise me if she starts looking forwards to bedtime eventually.

[@andreagardndr]

Yeah it's amusing how the all mighty thought to protect the people Are the Dangerous ones too look out for Love You Queen 👑 🎉

[@efraincaraballo5494]

The part when she's critic her dog and the dog responds is hilarious wtf😄

[@maureenvowotor4786]

Girl, I've been rewatching all your Tubi videos and the notification for this video made me so happy. It was a sign that I was in for some trash today

[@Lady_Jennie]

Hey Kennie, have you heard of that movie about a woman who has to play a deadly game of tag on her wedding night or her in laws heads will explode??? It's called Ready or Not. Amazing!!!

[@VashtiPerry]

10:06 this is how you know when it’s time to sit the pastor down. Anytime they start talking about you aren’t doing enough to take care of them. 1. Sir you volunteered for this. 2. Be grateful you get anything because some pastors, MOST pastor never get paid their whole life for pastoring. 3. We got bills to lay and we will give when we want to.

[@danahowell36]

I had the absolute worst day at work today & getting the notification for this anticipating going home to listen was the only thing getting me through the shift. I love you Kennie, thank you. 🩷

[@mapachillo4249]

I need an episode of Kennie putting on her Hardin accent

[@thekneesbee]

My mom would always buy me a new outfit when I got a bad haircut, maybe that will help?

[@PanicattheDiscourse]

You can count on Kennie to have the TWs on lock.

[@mayday1932]

Yyaaaaassss! I so look forward to these Saturday mornings with you 😊

[@angel-ke9vs]

It's 8pm for me. First time in a while I'm out on the town went to the bathroom to watch this video 😂😂😂

[@carolinacollins7376]

This was an interesting watch! Also I think that the grave the wife was kneeling in front of at the end was her unborn child's grave, not the pastor's

[@NotAMuse]

Kendall your hyperlink isn’t working cause the word ‘to’ next to it got included in the hyperlink for some reason so you might want to fix that to get your bag? Appreciate you! ❤

[@maximumdinosaur]

Girl I needed this so so bad I am having such a bad day

[@blakerobertus7533]

I love how Tony actually made the Arthur fist when he found out about what his girlfriend was doing

[@lex224]

It’s giving me a Nollywood vibe but with less of the budget

[@VashtiPerry]

Yaaaaaas 😂😂😂😂 Nollywood early 2000s

[@bluebabybre]

Tubi as a trigger LOL

[@godhippie9952]

15:01 “the cousin goes to the bathroom” the run is killing me😭

[@PKDionysus]

THIS!!! 😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣 wtf were they EATING?!

[@MsAsheeraA]

I had to rush yo dee this review just so o can see the new one...was already on my list

[@chessieray1465]

*The Bible says-* The Bible also says to not covet thy neighbor's spouse but that didn't stop you sir.

[@micahdouglas7550]

This wig is adorable!

[@nadinemohamed3071]

Girl you're lookin GORGEOUS

[@JadeReloaded]

Russ barking at your notes on her hair sounds like every girl after a haircut she doesn't like, it's such a universal experience.

[@ARose486]

It’s wild but pastors really do be having groupies and women trying to become the “First Lady”. I served for a handful of churches and one women got into a fight over the pastor and another the pastor and his brother were taking turns sleeping with all the women in the congregation. Both pastors were single though.

[@ChocolateThaiE]

Kennieeeeeeee I was on a Tubi binge the other day. I watched 3 black movies on there. One of them was kinda aight (it was bad, but it looked good and was hilarious at times). It was called The Dirty 3rd: Next Generation. I can’t remember the name of one of the other 2. But the worst, most confusing, and hilariously terrible one was called Damaged Goods (I think). I feel like you’d like them both but I feel like the later would be the best fit for Bad movies and a beat 😂😂😂😂

[@Emerald2May]

Ooh I'm on time today. Also sorry about the boots hairs

[@AmberAmber]

Oh TY @Kennie J.D. !!!! My night just got WAY better!!!!! I ❤ You!!!!

[@beautybychar2497]

The hair is GIVING!

[@carolineschuster1663]

Please PLEASE for the love of god do a pretty little liars episode

[@teotalks]

the only time im not on cp time is when kennie uploads

[@pixiestxNyomouf]

I'm the exact opposite only when Kennie posts 😅 I gotta get adjusted to watch

[@ajugofjoe]

While watching this video I was wondering why Jr. looked familiar, then I realized that I've met the actor who plays him when we were both extras on the Torn passionflix movie.

[@DarleyHavidsun]

Please do the second part!!!! xD

[@genmiller3598]

*gently and respectfully asking kennie to watch the idol so i don't have to*

[@shortpettite]

I had 2 thoughts when that somehow melted together: 1) Trapped in the Closet Sotuh Park parody of the part and I pulled out my gun. Subsequently the irony the actual part in Trapped in the Closet of: "Something I bet you didn't know my man Did she tell you that I was a pastor?" I said, "Well good that's better, right Why can't we handle this Christian-like?" 2) The song Contagious where it goes: "What the hell is going on between the sheets in my home?" Now thinking about it the irony that both scenarios have R. Kelly just occurred to me lol. But yeah it melted together for me and imagined dude pointing a gun saying the Contagious lyric

[@genevievelok9496]

Any chance the grave at the end could be the kid they lost? 🤔

[@Laughingwithtravii]

ok but actually tho, that whole get tested/know your status spill you did, so true bestie.

[@Hessed3712]

32:00 I think it was the baby’s little grave.

[@PrettyLittleChanell]

kennie you look incredible omg the hair goes so well with the smokey make-up and the little hoops

[@gabbyabbott4965]

Lust of the Flesh also sounds like a campy pulp fiction novel with a homoerotic book cover.

[@sarahhenriques948]

😂 I'm so sorry for laughing at your dog but that pic took me by surprise

[@stard.2296]

17:24 *glances at the screen, sees my exact phone case* *glances at my phone case glances back at the screen* 👁️👄👁️ 😭