“Old THOT Next Door” and the Conundrum of Quan Millz | KennieJD

[@KennieJD]

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[@montyskew1786]

You've started somethings here. I, and the rest of your fans, are gonna need Old Thot 2 and Old Thot Goes to Poundtown 😅 Yea.... there's more🤣

[@NinjaPirateCat]

Let me just say Raycons are actually amazing. To be an honest reviewer I would say airpods are slightly above in sound quality but they fell out of my ears ALL THE TIME and have terrible battery life. Raycons fit very snugly and the battery lasts FOREVER they’re great!

[@aliciabell6688]

Mr. Mills is a racist. Your first instinct is correct. Go watch the movie American Fiction. As always praying for your wellbeing and hoping for nothing but your best, your distant auntie.

[@C.Freeman]

I love your channel

[@hallewhy]

This series should be called Kennie and the Kindle!

[@rayewb6507]

You are a genius

[@grimwithgabby3754]

Oooo or maybe Kindling with Kennie 😁

[@zuzu9190]

@ville__tf???

[@DumiNihi]

​@@zuzu9190he's a troll bot

[@PeachReverie]

Good name!

[@ironidol]

Again another manifestation of "Write that novel! Write that screenplay! Don't let no one stop you, 'cause best believe no one stopped Quan!"

[@torionaashlee2000]

😂😂😂😂

[@johnmartin298]

Oh lord!😂😂😂

[@xXBarbDwireXx]

if he can do it, so can you!!!

[@DollfaceDuchess]

I swear Tyler and Quan are backhanded motivation for writers. I gotta get on my ish 😂

[@cicissolarsystem]

Imagine yo granny is photoshopped on Rubi Rose for a cover of a Quan Millz book 😭

[@chibi_rum]

🤣🤣🤣

[@Butterfly-vr5py]

​@ville__ you're so gross

[@tsingletary6311]

They could've at least smoothed out the transition to Meemaw's jawline. And, that hair over the shoulder?? 💀💀💀

[@9eishitasharma501]

​@ville__ HUH❓️❓️❓️

[@thirdwaveemo]

@@9eishitasharma501 its crazy thats the same guy who has bots telling people to sub to him because hes “kind and authentic “

[@itscjrodgers]

My brain took a leave of absence at trying to understand Pregnant By My Mother's Gay Husband. The plot is lost and I forgot to microchip it.

[@jellycatnati]

@ville__girl ?? not too much weirdo

[@portobeIIa]

@@jellycatnati dont feed the troll, just quietly report and move on

[@beabeabea3]

That sounds like one of those unhinged Filipino movies she’s reviewed 😭

[@tropicaldepression8202]

​@@beabeabea3hey, we would never disrespect grandma 😂

[@smilealwaysnatasha3423]

@ville__omg stfu and come up with something else - damnnn

[@intern_dana]

jokes aside, the premise of "elderly woman rediscovering her sexuality after being widowed" sounds promising. like it'd totally make be for good erotica and good drama. but alas, this was written by quan millz 😔

[@lilyachernik942]

Yes, I'd love to read something like that.

[@Ms.July-Moon]

Retirement villages are hotbeds of STI’s so yes.

[@devonmunn5728]

​@@Ms.July-Moon oh damn really? Do old attitudes about sex contribute to that?

[@Ms.July-Moon]

@@devonmunn5728 The old folks are like she can’t get pregnant and they go buck wild out there not thinking they need to wrap it up because syphilis and gonorrhea exist.

[@missshannonsunshine]

Exactly

[@bubby632]

Honestly a police officer not taking a victim seriously and breaking the law is pretty accurate. The unrealistic part is him actually getting fired

[@PeachReverie]

“STOP! BE NORMAL!” 😂

[@beckyginger3432]

"F*******CK" 😂

[@MsTeo91]

This is a conversation I have with myself on a daily basis 😅

[@eadlindobbs]

That was honestly so relatable 😂

[@PeachReverie]

@@MsTeo91 😂 me too, doesn’t seem to work for me tho lol

[@MsTeo91]

@@PeachReverie Lol, Same that’s when my ADHD kicks into overdrive 😅

[@rockandfashion7207]

The foreboding sadness in Kennie’s eyes as she holds the book…. Yeah you know this is gonna be a good one

[@suva707]

I took meds for RLS once and the side effects on the bottle stated "increase urge to gamble and sexual promiscuity" LOLOLOL

[@mariabrown6926]

Screaming 😂

[@roselover411]

Ahh so what they mean is it can lower inhibitions by increasing drive for risky behaviors XD I will say that's wild as hell for a medication for restless leg syndrome XD

[@lj0727]

@@roselover411man restless leg syndrome can be so horrible that sometimes I would take a chronic gambling addiction or crazy hoe phase sex orgy instead of it lol

[@missandrea6184]

@@roselover411 It's because it's gabapentin inhibitors which has an effect on dopamine.

[@roselover411]

@@missandrea6184 😯 I see! Interesting. That makes sense, since gabapentin is primarily used to treat nerve pain

[@PequenoGiant]

I'm sorry. I did not pack a big enough bag for the multitude of trips this story took us on 😭😂😂

[@issawashere]

as someone who has RLS (restless leg syndrome) and takes medication… i’m questioning a lot right now

[@Healing_Changes_The_World]

Please 😂🤣😂🤣

[@emhu2594]

Write a book and sell tubi the movie rights

[@bec7080]

As someone with hallucinations that "knows when they are real or fake" I'm questioning a lot right now 🤣

[@devonmunn5728]

​@@bec7080 I wouldn't question too much since the author isn't a doctor

[@bec7080]

@@devonmunn5728 oh yeah, I'm just joking. I mean I do have hallucinations but I have a neurologist (most of the time it's from lack of sleep) and psychiatry NP so I know what's what.

[@audie3600]

With how crazy the books are in Kindle Unlimited, I bet Kennie could make an amazing series out of just reading the batshit books on the kindle and I’d love to see her roasting bad books like bad movies

[@NewName007-n3u]

that'd be so insane 😭

[@emilyfails6489]

@ville__dude wth

[@Zxom.b.naniii]

@ville__i guarantee you have more of a reason to do that than they do

[@Jen-uk6ly]

It’s def time for her to get into different unhinged media !😭

[@Blaqueword]

My NDA is up: i once almost ghostwrote for the dude who is Quan Millz and it was before THESE books (via Upwork when i was broke and before i sold 2 books traditionally lmao)

[@moneypro85]

@blaqueword What's his real name?

[@Blaqueword]

@moneypro85 Now while i think my nda clears me discussing this much, i aint doxxing anyone lol

[@moethemoon]

We’re you speaking to him directly? How was the guy behind the scenes? He weirds me out so I’m curious

[@dreamylove4196]

Drop your tea on him please

[@julesrules7297]

This went from smut to psychotic film noir so fast that I got whiplash.

[@awesomeirlable]

Apparently the author has a Tiktok account Despite the strong possibility of this particular book being written by a ghost writer….if you look at his content…the vile nature/inherent mean spiritedness of his books suddenly make sense

[@brand_warwick]

Yup. He confirmed in an interview some of them have been ghostwritten

[@b4thepreposition]

Yup, he has expressed self-hate on his TikTok related to his weight and seemingly equates it to the whole of his appearance not looking good/being unattractive... Sad stuff - especially considering the sheer amount of fatphobia in his books.

[@thxwanderer]

​@@b4theprepositionis he an incel or??? 😮

[@awesomeirlable]

@@thxwandererhe has a wife so technically no. He just has low self esteem and it reflects in his works

[@Tw0Dots]

Uh oh

[@mirriam6997]

I don’t know why Kennie being able to say “ambidextrous” but not “bisexualidad” just kills me

[@devonmunn5728]

You can also quote Tallulah Bankhead's "ambisextrous"

[@meifennellysieu7510]

@@devonmunn5728 Tallulah Bankhead was truly a woman ahead of her time, lol.

[@jaypez7493]

can you imagine if tubi made this into a movie 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@nzingahendricks4128]

Dear god don’t give them any ideas!!! 😂😂😂

[@MsTeo91]

The horror 😟😟😟

[@thxwanderer]

Stop! They def read these comments! 😂😂

[@carbonn5998]

i think it *is* going to be movie lmaooo or at least one of his books is

[@MoonlitReads]

Just commented this because this is exactly what I was thinking 😂

[@angelfahlife6000]

I have never read any of these books. When she said “We still have 50% of the book left…” my jaw dropped.

[@chanise2218]

Please, the way this one and his "This Hoe Got Roaches in Her House" book keep popping up in my kindle recommendations. 😭😂

[@MissBimbo222]

"This hoe got roaches in her house'' is OUTRAGEOUS HEEEEELP

[@avalontheeldritchwhorror8212]

This should be called "Wattpad and a Winge".

[@julesrules7297]

Underrated comment

[@Tw0Dots]

@@julesrules7297right

[@mmmmmmmmaria]

wattpad and a wince!

[@Setsunako6587]

🤣!

[@JHaru777]

Not Winge, too British. 😂

[@matcha_masha]

I work at a used bookstore and this book came in about a month ago and I thought ‘god I need someone to read this and tell me about it’ 🤣🤣

[@daniistrying]

I was in a discord server that had invited him (or someone who claimed to be him) on a call about his books and he says that he tries to make them as outrageous as possible simply because seeing people’s reaction to the books entertains him😂

[@devonmunn5728]

If it was him, being a literary troll would make sense. I saw someone else here in the comments say they watched a Livestream of his where he read his books and was cracking up the entire time

[@KarenAMathis]

40 minutes and I still have no clue what actually happened in this book.

[@LikeNewMonae]

I felt that “Contagious” break down on a spiritual level 😅😂

[@KinkoKitty403]

Something about hearing "What's up home skillet biscuit" makes me feel comfy, and then I get slapped in the face with the weird and wild content of the video. I love it every time 10/10 content!

[@whatalsaid]

I recommend checking out the audiobook version of this. The lady who narrates the book deserves some sort of award.

[@Vesperad0]

dog I love seeing you here. Complete wild west of the internet.

[@Yajirobeboo]

The author is biologically Black, but definitely not culturally.

[@nzingahendricks4128]

Biologically Black, culturally suspect as hell

[@EmpressoftheMoon]

​@@tiffanykim2773 idk if you're trolling or not but you can be Black and not American Black culturally. Take Drake for example. He's Black but he's not of the culture

[@MsBree0]

​@EmpressoftheMoon Drake is biracial though...

[@briannacurry6568]

@@tiffanykim2773if you think any of what he wrote is factual to represent all of black culture then you're ignorant.

[@869ofuncertainty]

😂 the scream I scrumpt!

[@taylor3950]

“-but go ahead, Supersoaker” Ms. Kennie J.D. this must stop at once

[@ceeknew]

the way i paused when you started singing bc i recognized the song vaguely but didn't know it UNTIL YOU SAID 'I THINK YALL NEED TO LEAVE THIS PLACEEE' and i IMMEDIATELY HARMONIZED 😭😭😭😭

[@jesiharpercardosa8144]

Mamas your twists in the panda buns…TOO CUTE!!! 🥰 👩🏽‍🦱🐼

[@dionna6360]

In defense of the "Contagious" divergence culturally we have to do that entire scene 😂😂

[@ariesmry]

and i sang along too... smh

[@EmpressoftheMoon]

​@@ariesmryI think atp it's a crime not to somehow 😂

[@Tashhtalk]

Literally in our DNA 😂

[@AshlieJermaine]

It’s an unwritten, but well-known rule (amongst a certain population) that we MUST act out that whole verse.

[@2011snickerdoodle]

i had to sing along

[@rickyjackson8872]

The Bailey “Aquatafona” caused a literal internal yelp 😂. Then again with the Isley sing along. Oh the woes of being stuck in a flat affect. 😂

[@andreiaorphy5927]

I was hoping someone caught that Bailey Sarian reference lol.

[@devonmunn5728]

​@@andreiaorphy5927 Did she mispronounce something? I don't nor plan to watch Bailey Sarian

[@electricbaby7315]

@@devonmunn5728it’s a reference to one of the true crime things bailey covered, way back in the day there was a woman who would make poisons for other women to kill their abusive husbands (no divorce at this time) to get away. she called her poisons aquatofana so it became kind of a running bit in bailey’s videos whenever there was something with poisoning

[@ohmygodbecky6829]

Kennie looking cute as always when she retells the most wild vile plots i’ve ever done heard, bless her

[@beabeabea3]

I love the phrasing of this comment 🤣

[@mermaidsealprince]

“In kente cloth” girl i cannot! Im dead!

[@aquaabouttogetfunky]

I was laughing so hard at that line 😭🤣

[@jax6552]

every single time you brought up BBC, i sunk deeper into my chair with shame for my people🙃

[@bec7080]

I'm a white woman and I had to block that term and every version of it/acronym because it's SO COMMON in adult subreddits that I felt like if I was to go onto any adult subreddit I was.... Being tangently racist? I feel like the only time I really have seen it is people who are really into the "breeding" thing and the people who are REALLY into that have some uncomfortable implications

[@Pricklyrose-l2o]

@@bec7080 thank you... its so fckn weird and degrading sometimes

[@kelcsticks9565]

What's BBC?

[@aquaabouttogetfunky]

@@kelcsticks9565an acronym for “big black cock”- basically always relates back to some sort of “bull” or “breeding” kink I see on sites like Reddit that always feel a bit….racially motivated.

[@kuralanna]

@@kelcsticks9565 in this context it’s an acronym that stands for big black cock. it originated from both the porn industry and societal expectations/assumptions of black male….size…. ☠️ not to be confused with bbc the news network

[@itssyii2361]

Oh god, I remember seeing this book on TikTok and absolutely laughing for 15 minutes that somebody actually made this.

[@Oonagh72]

This is a great permis with effed up writing. This could have sparked some really interesting conversations on aging.

[@disarayofsunshine8289]

Not me singing along with you to the Isley Brothers. 😂😂😂

[@nekorina9011]

I honestly wouldn't be surprised if this was written by AI. The way it completely changes halfway through the story and how so many details change, plus the convoluted ass way it ends. It has no rhyme or reason whatsoever.

[@rayewb6507]

The internet is on point because I’ve been seeing Quan Millz TikToks all week. The videos I’d seen were all about weight loss so you don’t understand how surprised I was seeing this today.

[@sincerely__jay]

Not the whole contagious tangent outta nowhere 😂😂😭😭

[@Healing_Changes_The_World]

I was so tickled when it kept going 😅

[@W.E.M.L]

13:18 there's a show called Love After Lock-up It follows people marrying those who are fresh out of jail/prison, its on Oxygen 💀

[@devonmunn5728]

I wouldn't be surprised if Kennie already watches it

[@axtiexe]

25:23 I love when kennie randomly starts singing its so cute :D /pos also her voice is amazing

[@damidnightwriterpresents407]

I suffered through this audiobook as a bet. I haven't recovered since...

[@AmethystKaianna]

This video gives me courage as an author

[@serious_santiago]

we should start writing books in KennieJDs comment section

[@devonmunn5728]

Exactly

[@ambroshav]

The Contagious break was such a moment..you are absolutely normal because it is the same for a lot of us 😂😂😂

[@ShaNickaa]

omfg your “Contagious” breakdown….deeply deeply relatable. i always get it stuck in my head after saying “what the hell is going on.” and i too have to sing/perform the whole damn song lmaoooo (i was singing along with you)

[@nzingahendricks4128]

Came for the aggressive granny corn, stayed for the lifetime thriller. What a book 😂😭🫠

[@Disre.damn.spectful]

Thanks for the Birthday present Kennie 🎉

[@akiramoore4]

Happy birthday! 🥳

[@taeri093]

Happy birthday!! 🎉

[@kbppeuhle7872]

happy birthday!!

[@JazzyTorrence]

Happy birthday!

[@renialatrice]

And what a present it is

[@KRO-222]

I feel like I just got smacked in the head with a very heavy object. Bless you Kennie, I don’t know how you survived the actual reading experience.

[@dillona1001]

*Okay nose pierced Kennie🤌🏿❤️‍🔥*

[@thxwanderer]

I dont use tiktok often so I never heard of the author or these books and- I regret knowing now because what is HAPPENING!?!? The plot is on fire. I'm crying.

[@hopet7090]

I too Kenny cannot resist doing the whole break down from Contagious if it pops in my head

[@senor3556]

“We are only 30% through the book” WHAT

[@rachaeld8544]

this was def NOT the video to eat my dinner to lol

[@gabiluch87]

How dare you say you ruin our day Kendall, when you only make it so much better and funnier? It's an overwhelming world out there, and we need you!

[@samminicksm]

24:43 I need the Contagious ADHD jukebox moment timestamped for my own ADHD

[@analea6531]

Only 2 minutes in and I hear “2 random shirtless presumably bisexual men” and I know it’s gonna get wild 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@listamato]

I did photography for a book like this, and I've never read it. Found out it became a 4 part series. Pain & Passion by Mike Braxton. I would LOVE your reaction next in the next Kendall's Kindle! (I'm only responsible for who I assume is Pain!)

[@leeswift7883]

This really goes to show how segmented society has become bc i can't be the only one that never heard about Quan Millz until this video After watching this and a few quick reads from searches I don't feel bad that I hadn't

[@shanettequao9043]

This is gonna be gooood! As soon as I saw Quan Millz I knew there’s gonna be some serious debauchery! 😂😂😂

[@hazy_days1465]

YOUR HAIR LOOKS AMAZING IN THIS VIDEO WTF??

[@darrsmth94610]

10:14 you said "grody"! Love it!!!

[@cpkgrownup9496]

Kennie has me dying laughing when she went on her “Contagious” tangent. 😭😭😭😭

[@KareemDaKing]

The "Contagious" Break 🙏🏾 😉

[@Rager454]

Be for real, who else was singing along and doing backup when she started singing Contagious 🤣

[@Antilles86.]

This was an hinged mess. 😅😅😅😅😅. I love it. That Contagious breakdown was very much appreciated.

[@sashajanre1664]

KENNIE THIS WAS A MESS 😭 respectfully pls do more 🙏

[@jennaalcindor7208]

Why did I sing Contagious with you 😂😂😂 This is ridiculum!

[@coraofthefuture1651]

Wow…that went a lot of places that I probably should have anticipated, but HOW COULD POSSIBLY ANTICIPATE IT??

[@SpaceKarma]

I was singing Busted right along with you, note for note! 🎶

[@robnesha4561]

Starting a petition for you to cover the whole Contagious song

[@pcarebear1]

This sounds like a Medea story w/a LOT of sexual butt stuff, there's even a random Mexican. Quan Millz is trying to be E James of the Tyler Perry world. I also had "Contagious" in my head last week, so THANKS Kennie for sticking into my brain again😭

[@Carolinee1045]

Knowing that Quan is probably watching this is sending me. Thanks for the ludicrosity Quan

[@williejones7642]

“Contagious”…can I subscribe twice 😂

[@cutiepeel]

your hair is so cute 😭😭

[@teatimeunwritten1726]

Aww... Her hair is super cute in this one!

[@taeri093]

This is unexpected but not unwelcome, the title gives so much to be desired

[@MiaTHall229]

Thank you for the Contagious dance break. That's my jam 😂

[@GabrinaB]

Holy shit, I haven't heard that song in SOOO long... The way that snapped me right back to being like 12 and belting that like I had ANY right to do so. THANK YOU Kenny🙏

[@ihartyoutubification]

The fact that he is continously on my tiktok fyp solely promoting this book specifically and I quickly scroll passed the possible trauma but am sat for you video 🤣

[@toodlesx_x]

Not Aqua Tofana😭😭

[@madmax7859]

the contagious singing was the best I’ve heard yet❤❤❤😂😂😂. shout out to the Isley Brothers and Kells for their contributions to the music industry

[@cutenekea1234]

I think we all can agree that we would love for the book series to continue😊😊😊

[@isattathecreator]

You don’t know HOW LONG I’ve been waiting on someone to do a video on these books 😭😭😭. My ghetto savior queen!

[@thecavalieryouth]

The *hwhat* next door?!? Who is in charge of what these things are called? Is there some kinda oversight to prevent subjecting audiences to titles like The Thot Next Door?? How does one found an agency solely focused on the titles of things being just a little respectable?

[@Yeniphur]

I guess Kennie is right, let’s all follow our dreams because - how are these people getting funding???

[@Jen-uk6ly]

Self publishing perhaps 💀

[@thecavalieryouth]

@@Yeniphur a BILLION US dollar question, honestly! Which doors are they knocking on that actually talented people don't know about? Bc I have a friend making a 2D animation short film...

[@thecavalieryouth]

@@Jen-uk6ly there needs to be an oversight board for that, too! To maintain just a smidge of integrity, man, C'MON!

[@CharliArmstrong]

My favorite part of the book was when you started singing Contagious and I sang along with you while playing Homescapes!

[@whylife8980]

Not the "Go ahead supersoaker" 😂

[@NihilisticWhim]

I was reminded of this "series" by a friend of mine and may be donating to a voice actor reading of some Quan Millz chapters. Thanks for letting me know about Quan Millz and his obsession with Older Sexually Lascivious Uncles & THOTs

[@sillyladtan]

this looks like the kinda video that will temporarily cure my depression im seated

[@dominiqueshonell]

Did we all have a song break and sing together, I hope so because we ALL NEEDED IT!!!!!😭😭😭

[@Tw0Dots]

Kennie be looksmaxxing omm 😂, queen gets prettier every upload

[@raerecsreads]

the way my ears perked up at the death becomes her reference… waiting for a death becomes her video bc i rewatched it recently and lowk love it but don’t know many people who do 😭

[@Mani_Talks247]

The breakout of contagious was A1 😂😂😂

[@syannmm]

I started clocking out by minute 27 😂 I am lost. But I'll be honest at least it has a plot I thought it was gonna be worse

[@ItsmeMichelleLee]

Ooooo my goodness!!! I am soooo embarrassed to say that I have listened to this book on Audible, freaking hilarious! 🤦🏾‍♀️🫣🤪🤪😂🤣

[@RedPanda79]

Let me close out the year rewatching one of my favorite Keenie videos of 2024

[@kellyjean7168]

The Kenta cloth was outta pocket 😂😂😂😂😂