Kerbal Space Program: Rescue Mission

It's all fun and games until somebody else shows up with math and judgement.
Starring Rachel Butcher, Jon Currie, Ethan Gelinas, and Kyle Sullivan
"Living Forever" by JP De Ovando
"Space Hero" by sadlersongs: www.newgrounds.com/audio/liste...
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[@BastiPROTON]

"Maybe the astronauts aren't the problem" "they are professional problems" lol

[@deqnq1705]

Comedy golds

[@imageeknotanerd9897]

"there's a hatch on top of the ladder." Nice.

[@mindshuffler3332]

Fair enough.

[@Zamolxes77]

Well, ladders on top of hatches didn't work so well, so the reverse must be true, right, right ?

[@MatthewSmith-sz1yq]

The issue I used to have was I would forget parachutes. Or I would be reentering too fast and the parachutes would break.

[@CompCompface]

I'm a geek, not a nerd I

[@Dragonspirit223]

"I am going to kill those engineers!"

[@Kinyek]

How many boosters did you use. All of them I told you to use more than that. KSP in a nutshell

[@PurpleRingGamer]

true

[@Brandelwyn]

Dude, whos that on your avatar?

[@Derasght]

@@Brandelwyn If you're talking about Kinyek's avatar, that it is Araragi Tsukihi from the Monogatari series (starting with Bakemonogatari)...

[@Brandelwyn]

@@Derasght hah, I can't even remember if I asked him about this or it was the other guy who's avatar got changed. But thank you nonetheless, I think you're the first one who actually answered me on such a request. All the others are such smartasses telling me to google and tineye stuff, but those things don't always work and they don't seem to even realize that.

[@Derasght]

@@Brandelwyn Yeah, most of the time when I search a picture of a character, google tells me it's "anime" and gives me nothing even close to what I'm searching for... P.S. TinEye looks interesting, never heard of it before. Thank you for mentioning it...

[@noisy.pineapples]

"theres a hatch on top of the ladder" "fair enough"

[@lordoftea2753]

"I-I dont know how to land..." "..... Are you mocking me? I feel like you`re mocking me." This video may be old, but damn did that make me laugh

[@kakahass8845]

Old ≠ bad

[@OpinionatedCabbage]

"How many boosters did you use?" "All of them" "I told you to use more than that". I chortled. Great stuff.

[@DoorMonster]

+Klonerism We've been sitting on that one for a couple episodes now, happy to finally use it :)

[@74wf]

I am second muahahahahha

[@jmbthegreat]

Shut up Jeb, I can see you out the window and I didn't include you in the rescue plan. Think about that! That killed me.

[@nathanvosburgh718]

we all know we use Jeb as a test dummy for launching out rockets up then we take everyone else if its a success

[@conboi124]

jeEB IS PLAO LII8IIII776FE

[@billlupin8345]

"it'd help if you were doing the falling and not the flammable tanks of liquid. Jettison EVERYTHING!" Reentry 101

[@nathanc1150]

"I didn't notice until you showed up with your math and judgement!" Life lessons. Nice job!

[@cyprio293]

how does one do a landing on the mun but not know how to land on kerbin

[@DoorMonster]

You know... you're right. And also the first person to notice, us included.

[@kodo690690]

+

[@yognut72]

you see, she was born on the mun and grew up on the mun, she studied there and built a rocket there, then she left and did this...

[@AirTerranean]

+Door Monster the atmosphere makes a huge difference. It's why Mars landings and that landing on Titan are difficult but the Moon is a walk in the Space Park.

[@jonathankydd1816]

kerbin has high gravity and an atmosphere you can burn up in, the mun has neither of those.

[@stainlesssteelfox1]

You know you've played too much Kerbal Space Program when you can actually follow that description of how to get back to Kerbin from the moon.

[@EvelynNdenial]

then scott manley walks in, pushes a button, and puts them all on duna with his scottish space magic.

[@mechedrei3036]

pvtblue Brilliant!

[@Zurtron]

Hello everybody Scott Manley

[@carteradams43]

get hyperedit and you can do that with a few more clicks. still not enough to match scott manley though

[@dacoolad]

guy literally predicted the future

[@davidbruesehoff1031]

"Fly safe!"

[@herman1francis]

You guys are comedic gold. Pure genius.

[@DoorMonster]

Thanks!

[@herman1francis]

The "fair enough" at the end killed me.

[@lavenderwalrus9875]

godammit door monster you have claimed another innocent soul with your outstanding writing and comedic timeing!!!!

[@firstnamelastname-bz4fp]

The fact that I could follow what val was saying at 1:25 means I have played a little too much ksp...or a lot

[@jerrycan1756]

She's using all the fancy lingo to say "I escaped Munar orbit, and then I was in Kerbin orbit so lowered the apoapsis until it was where the target was"

[@alexchinowsky3567]

duh

[@red_five3325]

Or took Astromechanics in Virginia Tech, like me - I've also played KSP.

[@volcanonn5463]

i understood all of it an it.

[@psoras]

She actually played the tutorials.

[@featurelength5086]

"you couldn't even use up your air supply properly" So that's why there are no life support reqs.

[@Kabitu1]

She needed a retrograde burn after munar exit to align with a low kerbal orbit? Fucking amateur, you can do that aim on the exit burn if your escape angle is right.

[@lewismassie]

savage

[@Berkpolat121]

nerd savage

[@dvoraj20]

"We've got plenty of delta-V"

[@dvoraj20]

A trip through the solar system would be nice, if it's piloted by Scott

[@Cris022]

Why kerbal tho?!

[@achimhanischdorfer3403]

"Where did all the boosters go?" KSC blows up. Best punchline ever!

[@zalxder]

"Hi Bob!" "Hi Bob!" "...uhh oh." "...uhh oh."

[@Xacktar]

Valentina being all 'Yeah, I got this.' was so perfect.

[@MrDalek2150]

Xacktar and then Valentina didn't know how to land of all things.

[@AlmantasKli]

There's a hatch on top of the ladder. My sides have achieved Keosynchronous orbit.

[@StoneSky]

Rachel is great, pleasent voice and good mimicry.

[@raddest.radish]

Hey, thanks! You're great too!

[@guard13007]

Went through and re-watched these, didn't notice the comment about a hatch on top of the ladder at the end. XD Fucking brilliant!

[@confusingdalek709]

I don't get it

[@jamesgeorge7579]

In KSP it's a common mistake to put a ladder or rcs booster on the exit hatch. It's the kind of mistake you don't notice until you land on another planet and want to walk around.

[@wilrodriguez1995]

That's what you get when you advertise for flight controllers on Craig's List.

[@BrainyDJ]

"Trust Me" -Valentina Kerman. That's exactly what I said before I sent my lander on a collision course with the moon...

[@foggin_nogger8567]

criminally undersubbed channel

[@unintentionallydramatic]

Comes with actually being fun rather than gormlessly referencing CSI and Toonami.

[@cheesestyx945]

Yeah just remembered they dont even have 1 mil...

[@papahemmy8587]

WAIT A MINUTE!! HOW IS THAT ROCKET HOLDING THREE PEOPLE?!?!? IT CAN ONLY HOLD TWO!

[@thomasw4422]

Hacks!!! CFC file editing

[@keepinmahprivacy9754]

It has a cockpit attached on top of a lander can, so the extras are riding in unshielded lander during re-entry :)

[@charlesdewitt8087]

"It's blocked, there's a hatch on top of the ladder" How does that even work!?

[@SamWinters]

+Charles Dewitt You'd have to ask Bill. I expect he's sitting in a corner somewhere muttering "Complain about ladders on top of hatches, will they? Well I'LL SHOW THEM"

[@gargoyles9999]

Really makes one appreciate seeing ROBBAZ put a car on top of a rocket and coast the car to Mars, land and drive it to his Mars base

[@korenn9381]

Screw Robbaz, SpaceX just did this for real!

[@MasterNecrosis]

And this is why I have at LEAST 2 parachutes on every craft, including airplanes... The tutorial in the game pretty much covers most of what she mentioned, also... is that the same music from captain spectacular?

[@DoorMonster]

+MasterNecrosis It is, yeah :)

[@thehumanoddity]

Who plays the tutorial?

[@Zeuseus6609]

I just spent 5 minutes incapacitated by laughing at the perfectly delivered hatch on the ladder gag.

[@Red_wine]

1:24 This is the hottest thing I've ever experienced in my life.

[@SpaceMissile]

just right

[@TheJMBon]

It's nice to see women who play games, are independent and intelligent. That's almost as rare as a unicorn..

[@amirali4428]

Love the " still unclear on the mocking"

[@Faxanadu_]

Gotta admit, so thought she was gonna crash into the building..this works though.

[@XalosTheInsane]

I have no idea how you do it, but you seem to nail the punchline every damn time!

[@Slafeys]

Dat moment u kill 30 kerbals in your first launch.

[@mechedrei3036]

Pffffft only 30?

[@NerdyCatCoffeeee]

3... 2... 1... liftoff! *BOOOOM* after killing countless number of kerbins* 3... 2... 1... liftoff! uhhuh.... uhhhuuhh... * AN EVEN BIGGER BOOOOOOOM* "F#ck this game! F#ck these incompetent , f#cking, Kerbins! I'm out! This is why the little green people never visit us! They all died before they could. Worst part is there isn't even a manual. All i got was a bunch of legos and a "go" button!"

[@fruiterloop]

Hands down your best series. PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE make more. I know KSP isn't cool anymore, but goddamnit you guys are comedic geniuses when it comes to this game.

[@moogamooga2100]

This series builds on itself with PERFECT callbacks

[@americankid7782]

Valentine is like when your pro friend helps you get all of your astronauts back.

[@vicentetemes5793]

1:40 Well, obviously.

[@samliedtke578]

They're professional problems XD

[@MoOrion]

these always make me giggle uncontrollably too bad this is the last one.

[@avdoolittle]

Yeah, about that...

[@MirgeTreasureseeker]

Astronaut Rachel is awesome.

[@nice3333333333]

(1:25) Damn girl, Talk nerdy to me.

[@typryor2227]

“Chances of survival are high-er than normal”

[@MordredViking]

Your other videos are also amazing, but this one is sheer genius! Great stuff, love it! :D

[@yutahkotomi5156]

1:24 When you played enough KSP to understand all that: _I am a _*_Master_*

[@riolufistofmight]

Valentina's spitting some hot fire, but remember that Bob throttled straight into the space station for no reason and directly against MC's orders

[@typryor2227]

“Hi Bob!” “Hi Bob!” ... “Uh oh.”

[@jmdibonaventuro]

1:12 The simultaneous "Hi Bob!" is a lot funnier after For All Mankind. Spolier warning, but come to think of it: 3:17 So is the KSC blowing up.

[@meeplfuse2682]

I love these guys so much, I haven’t seen a single video of theirs that didn’t make me laugh uncontrollably 😂

[@primal114]

To be fair, for most rockets, being disposable, falling into the ocean with everyone alive can be considered a successful landing.

[@lieutenantstalin7946]

"I literally have no experience to justify that, BUT I'll trust you."

[@lcarpetrondookmariot7620]

Rachel = Scott manley

[@CountryMusicMann]

1:40 I'm a theoretical physics in middle school grade nerd, and that was too nerdy for *me.*

[@kingdusty11]

love it! you guys deliver ones again!

[@xXDJSprinklesXx]

this was amazing! by far one of the best out of the KSP series

[@christopherswann6717]

This has to be one of the best things I've watched on youtube

[@charlescastle4533]

How did I not find these wonderful vids until now?!

[@teagan_p_999]

There's more? There's more! This series is great, and this video was the best one yet! I realize it's 3 years old, but keep up the great work!

[@william90210]

genuinaly brilliant series, nice work

[@MarxismLilyism]

So after watching two of your Civ videos I discovered this, and now I don't understand why you guys only have 6k subs. *SubbedForSure*

[@DoorMonster]

+Lenwelocked Thanks! We're glad to have you!

[@timin8er7]

1:23 Actually for a more efficient flight plan, You can combine both steps into one maneuver in low lunar orbit, such that when you leave the mun's SOI your lunar escape obit parallels the mun's own retrograde vector and has enough relative velocity to enter straight into an eccentric kerbin orbit with a periapsis at the target altitude. Burning on your apoapsis and periapsis exclusively can simplify the calculations, but it'll only save you delta V in a few circumstances.

[@supernenechi]

"I have literally no experience to justify this, but I trust you". That's a beautiful line, I am stealing that

[@96koos]

Glad i found this on the KSP reddit! i love the videos

[@DoorMonster]

+96koos Glad to have you here!

[@volcanonn5463]

1:24 ohh it feels so good to know exactly whats she is saying.

[@haassteambraker9959]

That re-entry was one of the most kerbal things I have seen in a long time.

[@FunkThompson]

Man I cannot get enough of this stuff :D

[@walterengler5709]

Ahhh .. nothing more entertaining that strapping a set of boosters to something with wings taking off and watching the wings rip off the craft as G forces climb ending with the Kerbel crashing into a mountain. Though strangely enough I've found if they open the hatch, exit and jump quite often they survive the plunge … lol .. I guess physics do not apply to kerbels themselves?

[@cringelord1809]

Accurate as fck. Awesome video!

[@MatsumuriMedia]

Loved it. Nice job!

[@jerk1921]

Ok ok, a "hatch on top of the ladder" made me shit laughing.

[@guysimpson9420]

Love the series - literally laughed out loud!

[@infinitium8460]

"I've never landed before" She says, after having landed on the Mun

[@bavettesAstartes]

OK. You guys seriously should try out the same thing with Dwarf Fortress. Basically the same jokes, but with dwarves, mining "incidents", booze and murderous fauna.

[@aerohawkproductions]

Haha! "they are professional problems." Love this

[@TheDuPeNetwork]

I love this channel it is comedic gold

[@gingerinajacket8519]

I am somewhere between val's experience and the space center director's experience. By train of thought getting off the moon is: Burn away until you are no longer close to the moon, then burn to get rid of your momentum.

[@LittleMikeStarCraft]

These are pretty funny; you guys are friggen hilarious.

[@johiahdoesstuff1614]

That is a 1 person capsule that all 3 of them are stored in

[@stealthyshiroean]

Yes, this is literally how I feel. I'm still too dumb for this game....

[@FireMarshalPlays]

Hatch on top of the ladder. GOLD

[@bobbomb72]

YES YES YES this was a great end to the KS content and that last line

[@hl_scientist1964]

At least there's no ladder on the hatch at the space center

[@DeisFortuna]

This is what playing with the mechjeb mod feels like.

[@tristanbdg8111]

still gold

[@JvdB01]

If someone reads this, please send help, I can't stop watching door monster video's since I found this channel!

[@red_five3325]

Val's rendezvous checklist: 1) Burn prograde at munar periapsis until the apoapsis was out of the Mun's sphere of influence - CHECK 2) Wait until getting into HKO (high Kerbin orbit), then burn retrograde at apoapsis until her periapsis intersected her target's trajectory. She forgot to mention a few things, like: * waiting until the ascending (or descending, depending on the case) node to match her inclination with the target's. * burn prograde at your periapsis or apoapsis until your eccentricity is zero to form a circular phasing orbit. * wait until the right moment in her phasing orbit to burn retrograde (and/or radial or anti-radial) and do her Hohmann Transfer at the time when she will be expected to get within less than 250 meters from her target. * match her orbital velocity with that of her target's (speed relative to the target should be zero when done) at the closest approach * slowly approach target - DO NOT HIT IT.

[@red_five3325]

I'm not surprised that Val actually did the job without being told, since she's the most sensible of the four. What I am surprised is that Val didn't know how to land a four-man capsule on Kerbin. I actually expected Jeb to try and hog the spotlight and ruin everything (again). Sadly, Val was killed in a Mk. 2 plane crash. As soon as Jeb and Val were done surveying Kerbin for a contract, the jet ran out of fuel over the ocean. Fortunately, the cockpit had an ejector mechanism for situations where landing was impossible; you activate the decoupler and then several radially-mounted parachutes deploy, slowing down the cabin to a safe velocity. Since that method saved its occupants many times, Jeb decided to exit the cabin and do some skydiving with his EVA chute. He assumed that Val would be fine since there were no previous deaths attributed to the ejecting cabin. After the recovery force picked up Jeb, they proceeded to get Val out of the capsule. However, to everyone's surprise, she was dead. Bill wept for days; not only was he going out with Val at the time (she had recently broken up with Jeb), he was saddened that his ejector cabin failed to save her life. Bob blamed Jeb for Val's death since, statistically speaking, over 80 percent of the program's accidents were caused by Jeb's shenanigans.

[@sebbes333]

I wish I could like more than once! :D

[@FirebaII0]

I love thsi so much theres a lader on the hatch

[@Violent2aShadow]

"We can warp time, remember?" I dunno. The camera feed had October 5th, 2015 for the entire duration.

[@Viper-sx5zv]

These guys are too damn good!

[@MrMinerGuy142]

Love it, still recommending Faster Than Light panicking to be a project, if possible.

[@therudestofclouds2007]

you can see the weird glitch model in the wreckage of the VAB at 3:14

[@swecat2908]

I like how no one has ever landed before... And yet, they landed at the KSC

[@sohamchoudhury6767]

Even if you burn retrograde on the apopsis of the new high kerbocentric orbit and find an intersection with the trajectory of the space station, which is probably in a low kerbocentric orbit, your relative velocity will be so high that you will have to burn more del v than needed to reach Duna and back. So not exactly a walk, but more like a run at 3 km/s in the space park :p

[@triplehhh8777]

KSP in a nutshell.

[@Shadowkey392]

you guys are great.

[@Heligoland360]

2:23 WHY IS SHE POINTING TOWARDS THE GROUND!

[@TheJere213]

You forgot the part where you run out of fuel while still in orbit and have to push the rocket with your jetpack to get it to the atmosphere.