Kevin Hart - "I Don't Like Ostrich's"

[@interceptor42_98]

His body was facing this way....but his head was still like this 😂😂😂 best line ever

[@collinfitzpatrick3413]

dude stop bitching! Speed up! Speed Up!

[@kermithesavage4283]

Damn i read this the sme time he saying ir

[@aminah9192]

if this is not me when people tell me look at him he’s cute but don’t make it obvious 😂

[@loverroses4823]

Lol 😂🤣

[@keiorianmorgan2716]

On god funniest part why you just want apologize

[@crippledcrusader1321]

2:31 “his body was still facing this way, but his head was still like this” funniest line

[@janicev1967]

Mason French slipknot fan

[@whenunutandshekeepsuckin6976]

Its Uxea moron🤦🏾‍♂️

[@bilboswaggins9921]

Sign my petition to rename ostriches man pigeons.

[@julianvenegas642]

Caitlyn Swann you sure as hell got mine

[@female718]

I'm down!!!!

[@thatshamecorner946]

Where the hell do I sign

[@emmapurrfection1280]

Heck ya do it where do I sign

[@loganwoodall6351]

Hell yeah!

[@jonmccracken978]

why why would you throw a pen at it ....if. if. if. if. we don't even know what it is lmmfao

[@weridechevy209]

Im dying😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@BlueRyuu246]

No, no, no I'm not saying that...I'm like I'm just saying like...we don't even know what it is... *_WE DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT IT IS!!!!_*

[@sleepytyrantula]

you spelt lmfao wrong sthu

[@miguelv6664]

When we make contact with aliens and we shoot first but bullets bounces off.

[@keveunnaclayton7631]

Love you and more more more ❤️💑💏

[@christfollower8112]

Maybe the ostrich just wanted to return the pen XD

[@NurseInTraining]

Good one. 🤣🤗

[@hadesfist1017]

@@NurseInTraining it must be Canadian

[@AA-ko2vf]

hahahahahaha

[@xDrikenx]

Doubt it, that ostrich really wanted to fuck em both up.

[@kavitarawat7862]

Christ follower did you just watched vacation??

[@liyahsmith606]

“He didnt care bout a *WALL*..... Another *OSTRITCH*....” Has me DYIN every time i hear it, cos the ostritch is dead set on kevin 😆😆💀💀

[@HypoAimGB]

i thought i was the only one who noticed "another ostrich" looool im cryin

[@adrianmacias745]

The way he was looking at us when I catch y'all imma fuck both of you all up over a god damn pen😂😂😂😂💀

[@enziee8750]

“His body was facing dis way but his head was facing dis way

[@emerald9194]

"He didn't care about a wall, another ostrich." Imagine an ostrich chasing a car and suddenly colliding with a second ostrich.

[@disturbedpyro4511]

That would be funny as hell!

[@FeminineGeminiJune]

Then they both team up and chase the car on both sides

[@daniellehershey4731]

@@FeminineGeminiJune like the dang raptors from Jurassic World

[@BlueRyuu246]

"When I catch y'all, Imma fuck both of y'all up."

[@justinweed4530]

My favorite part is "when I catch y'all Ima fuck both y'all up..."

[@nikispade1350]

Justin Weed "Over a GODDAMN pen!"

[@nikispade1350]

" I'mma eat cho kids"I'm f*cking dying. I don't know how many times I've watched this and I'm still cracking up

[@thatgrumpychick4928]

The 👏 ostrich 👏 was 👏 running 👏 30 👏 miles 👏 per 👏 hour

[@koydaily]

the top speed of an ostrich is 70kph

[@flecjohnson5150]

Special Force damn

[@kigen6400]

Special Force In other words 43 mph

[@FjChan]

​@@koydaily ohh really?

[@cjr122006]

" if if if we dont even know what it is? no no no im not sayin dat im sayn WE DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT IT IS!!!

[@alexisshadow6208]

Kevin: I don’t like ostriches Jumanji, the next level: Welp, sucks to be you

[@Vi0letR0gue]

The ostrich didnt forget that his friend threw a pen at him and called his buddies to get revenge on Kevin

[@markdavies7799]

I can literally visualise everything he saying.. he has a way of putting you there with him which is even funnier

[@youresellingme6552]

We don't even know what it is. WAWAWAWA.😂

[@collinfitzpatrick3413]

dude stop bitching! Speed up! Speed up!

[@foraginggatheringandidenti2610]

I thought it was WhY tHe FuCk dID YoU ThROW A PEN AT ItTtTt

[@foraginggatheringandidenti2610]

It was WE DONT EvEN KNoW WhAT tHE FUCk IT IS

[@foraginggatheringandidenti2610]

I just went back and

[@foraginggatheringandidenti2610]

I played it at slower rate

[@lajordan02]

why would you throw a pen....lmao

[@k8egirl101]

Two words: meep meep

[@g3mkn1ght60]

Tala The wolf That's the roadrunner But it does look like an ostrich

[@julianvenegas642]

THECHIEF AMP did the road runner EVER look like an actual road runner???

[@g3mkn1ght60]

Julian Venegas ive never seen a road runner

[@julianvenegas642]

THECHIEF AMP oh. Well just don't expect a road runner to be blue and purple with tail feathers like that

[@enziee8750]

😂😂😂

[@alix8049]

why would you throw a pen at it... if we don’t even know what it is? the way he said it had me rolling lmaoo

[@lorloretta_]

Funny how ostriches appeared in Jumanji The Next Level as threats and he was the one explaining about ostriches.

[@mrsbomsta]

They probably put that in on purpose for Kevin

[@fourq2049]

Man pigeon.lo:-)

[@highburyfan1001]

Big arse man pigeon. LMAO gets me every time

[@itsg-o]

tf is arse

[@larrysimbajon]

U gay or European or just Australian

[@That_black_hippy_named_winnie]

Ass

[@theuniqueone1973]

Lol the video of the ostrich chasing the cyclists brought me here!

[@virginialovesbirds680]

lol me tooXD

[@loading...7617]

I watched the ostrich/cyclist video then remembered this performance so I had to search/watch this next.

[@foraginggatheringandidenti2610]

Virginia Loves Birds ! Tell me please

[@alikerkman6054]

I live In Nebraska.. where the crap did you see an ostrich at 😂

[@demolet340]

IKR

[@katsukibakugou4294]

There’s a dang herd of ostrich’s on my side of Nebraska dude

[@markblah2415]

Ali Casper yeah.. I agree

[@goldroger6151]

Actually there's is , maybe things have changed

[@cropmemes5560]

I was bout to comment ostrich in Nebraska???

[@piscestheaquamarinedragon1088]

Fun fact Ostriches and Emus can actually be attracted humans. They can even have types, this is why it's so hard to breed them in captivity.

[@summerabigail04]

Pisces the aquamarine dragon ..well then

[@thatgrumpychick4928]

You truly do learn something new every day

[@Venusc0res]

@@thatgrumpychick4928 you really do

[@Lauren.E.O]

That’s...weird.

[@luvsadeplz]

Reverse beastiality

[@virginialovesbirds680]

I love ostriches but this is funnyXD

[@julzyboy8960]

Your dove pic is so cute! :3

[@junielthegamer2845]

Virginia Loves Birds ! i can tell you like ostriches considering your name is "virginia loves birds!" XD

[@virginialovesbirds680]

Bullion Productions Thank you:)

[@virginialovesbirds680]

Juniel the gamer Lol

[@blemishedlamb5956]

Virginia Loves Birds ! 'His body was facing this but his head was like this'. LMAO

[@visionmusic894]

My favorite of Kevin Harts stories I stg 😂😂

[@vader.editz.86]

Basically this fool was going against a road runner. Lol

[@deffdefying4803]

"Meep meep bitch"

[@pinheadlarry7254]

Actually, the ostrich is 2x faster then a road runner. So the predicament Kevin and his friend was in, was far from good.

[@mariecarmen4921]

Ostrich is the fastest running bird ever

[@jamiesucie2685]

This is definitely one of my favourite Kevin Hart stories

[@quotaluvv2858]

They really do run that fast. Ostrich can pick up speed up to 45mph. They can keep up with cheetahs

[@TheKyrix82]

And it absolutely would have fucked them up if it caught them

[@MrEcoho]

80MPH actually they OUTRUN cheetahs

[@rafic123]

They are really fast according to JUMANJI :the next level

[@kingwacky184]

@@MrEcohoThat is not true an ostrich can run at 45mph and can react 60 But it cant run as fast as a cheetah. The ostrich can run at that speed for a long time so eventually it would beat the cheetah bc They can only hold a top speed for a short time. But top speed the cheetah is faster.

[@memyselfni3474]

​@@kingwacky184 This is true

[@EGeck-ou9ls]

“His body was still facing this way... but his head was like this” 😂 OMG this line everytime🤣

[@rimaz-chan]

Jumanji 2 when the ostrich and Kevin hart scene comes up I’m laughing my ass hard 🤣

[@curiousbaby19]

"We don't even know what the fuck it is!!!" LMAO. I love Kevin Hart. He is so funny.

[@bumbebeesbackup6142]

W-why, would you t-throw a p-pen at I-it..? I-I-i-if w-we don’t e-even K-know what I-it is?? (Omg thx soooo much for all of the likesXD I’ve never had so much likes ever😢)

[@katsukibakugou4294]

xXLauren BearXx n-no, I’m n-not saying that! We don’t even k-knOW whAt it Is... AHHHHHH

[@Maddie_A]

I cried at that part

[@deacored]

Ur pfp makes this 10x better

[@krysterio]

Umm why is it so cringy when it is in a sentence

[@Tey816]

watched this @ work, had me cryin'....Kevin Hart is hilarious!!! I have to buy this DVD today.

[@tysavageyb1144]

His body was still facing this way but his head was still like this🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣👍🤣😂🤣

[@owleyes5599]

This is absolutely my favorite Kevin Hart routine. I just watch it over and over and laugh like crazy every time!!! Thank you Kevin!!!!

[@WendyBelle-kd7mz]

I send this to all my friends every now and then! Hysterical!

[@lizzydreamer6940]

Lol 😂😂 here in South Africa we know to stay away from them. They are very fast and can really hurt you with their kicks. My brother rode one once though 😬😂

[@landencroft6072]

only ppl who saw jumanji 2 will think of what i immediately thought

[@lizjohnson366]

I thought the same thing!!😂😂😂

[@mohammad87699]

The part when he got so emotional still kills me till now😂

[@_Sadia-A]

The ostrich was looking at us, like it was saying, “If I catch you up, I am gonna fuck both of you all up...” 😂🤣

[@anstjsdlr]

"When I catch y'all, Imma fuck both y'all up. Over a pen. Over a goddamn pen." A line of the year.

[@Nido123]

10 years later here he is in jumanji the next level getting chased by them

[@aquarianbabe]

i cried laughing through this whole thing--you could NOT make this up

[@luhjaay7595]

10 Years Ago Who Still Watching ?????? 🔥 #2019

[@nickschumacher4309]

Shouldn't have thrown that pen man! You going to learn today! - The Ostrich

[@roxannerobes]

Just watch Jumanji 2 and when I saw the ostrich scene this is what I remember 😂😂😂

[@moorgoth]

Ostrichs are the evolutionary ancestor of Velociraptors, he's right to be scared man, I wouldn't fuck with a velociraptor haha

[@mysta9656]

I thought they were ancestors of Terror Birds.

[@JB-tl6fs]

Ancestors ? They came after Velociraptors they can't be ancestor...but you're right, birds are supposed to be descendants of dinosaurs !

[@camrynwatts752]

I couldn’t stop laughing the whole time 😂😂😂

[@cg6594]

OMG so fricking funny! You are so amazingly funny with your descriptions and delivery. Love you!

[@MizukisSacredSake]

I'm laughing so hard rn, .... BC I JUST GOOGLED "HOW FAST CAN AN ASTRICH RUN" and the results that came up said... "THEY CAN RUN UP TO 60 MILES PER HOUR" my dude here should have went 100 HAHA

[@alexiebmw]

1:56 Kevin: Why would you throw a pen at it if we don’t know what it is Kevin’s Friend: Dude stop bitching speed up speed up Me: Pull yourself together from The Incredibles with the scene Edna and Ms Incredible

[@sabatian1138]

Kevin Hart is my favorite comic! I love this guy! I have to wear Depends when I watch him!

[@R0BD0G23q]

He done this exact same skit in 2007 almost word for word. But this one is so much more funnier

[@dominikgose2609]

Yeah comedians tell jokes multiple times. They often practice it on nonspecials and bust it out on filmed specials when its top tier.

[@yodaron905]

Plot twist .... The ostrich was john wick ...

[@skrapdiggy]

If you're in Atlanta, PLEASE go see this cat's show this weekend ...saw him last night and he had the place in hysterics...so, so good!

[@jaqell007]

* air lightly leaves your nose * I am DETERMINED to not laugh.

[@dearest_ww]

came back to this video after watching Jumanji 2! --- spoilers alert --- only if he would say 'interesting facts' about ostriches as fast hahahahaha

[@sammysantoro9107]

Legend has it, that ostrich is still searching for Kevin.

[@LnB_studio]

The emotional part kills me. My neck muscles cant breathe😂😂😂😂😂

[@NicholeChimere]

I love his facials. He is hilarious!!!

[@reckless083]

fucking hilarious. I can just see the friend throwing the pen at the ostrich, so random, so great and so relateable. Ostriches scare the ever loving piss out of me, hell turkeys scare me.

[@Tey816]

I HAD to buy this. Everyone needs to own this....hilariousssss...comedy central doesn't do it justice.

[@ashariejones5918]

“When I catch y’all imma f both y’all up”😂😂

[@karencuthbert1226]

This is sooooo amazing I love it . ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

[@chrislong7]

hahaha so funny "his body was facin this way but his head was like this"

[@clevercitychick]

That guy is SO funny! Loved every second!

[@rightknowledgeman]

They should make this animated like the Mike Epps "your outta here" joke😆

[@notgoneconform]

this video literally brought me to tears, too funny lmao

[@gilbertcastro7621]

NEXT COMEDY ICON! CONGRATULATION SIR!

[@poweringstupidity9042]

Im from "Im a grown little man" The full version of this video

[@taniatata9972]

2:51 "When I catch yall, Imma fuck both of yall up" 🤣🤣🤣

[@manteazure]

"his body was facing this way 👈 but his head was like this 👁👄👁" 😂😂😂😂

[@ravenclaw2898]

We don't have ostriches in Nebraska... 😂😂😂

[@luvsadeplz]

there are ostrich farms

[@울새행복기원]

All time legend

[@Tey816]

dat scene was hilarious....kevin hart is funny as hell

[@coromphaphuli1417]

i just love this joke😂 pretty sure i search for it each every year

[@lamontbivens4459]

I Swear Dis Red Bird Followed Me From Jersey. Bih Was Movin. U Ever Look At Dey Necks. I Be Dyin Laughin

[@mommy7914]

"WE DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT IT IS!" 🤣

[@Likerios22244]

This made me cry man

[@Bella-tz3kk]

I CAN'T BREATHE!!!

[@torrancewalters7135]

*hears Nebraska* HEY THATS WHERE I LIVE *rewinds it to show my friends*

[@mex7683]

“Imma way your kids “ 💀😂😂

[@stealapenguin]

his body was facing this way, and his head...was still staring.. LMFAO

[@grandfathergeek]

The delivery is perfect. Lol

[@RockStar-ir7lr]

Whenever he says his head was facing this way it looks like he is singing a rock song

[@BlackSoldier560]

watch this shit when u are high!!! this shit is hilarious

[@TylisaJ]

Lmaoooooo he is hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!

[@ilybuddha22]

LMFAO!!!!!! i love kevin hart!!! he funny as shit.

[@doggoesfloof1223]

Holy crap that’s the most I’ve laughed in ages

[@kayacerrillo7592]

i wonder how kevin felt about filming the jumanji 2 scene with the herd of ostriches 😂

[@lime_forrest1451]

*watches this right after watching Jumanji 2* Me: hah this is pretty funny Also me: the producers saw this didn’t they-

[@to-eat-or-not-to-eat]

Yesssss

[@primaballerina1020]

This is the funniest shit ever. But whhhyyy... did you throw a pen at tho? LOL. His body was facing this way and his head was like this.

[@bcast25]

Just watched Jumanji 2...now I know where they got the idea to do an Ostrich scene....thanks Kevin...🤣🤣🤣

[@momolingah3958]

Emotional momentz 😂😂😂😂

[@juliasmith5267]

Beautiful.

[@JammyDodger4770]

10 years later and he is in a movie with one, Jumanji

[@vball09cocoa]

My favorite is when he was saying that he isn't a fighter and he wouldn't fight for a girl. its in the same stand up.

[@chaudhary_deepak]

1:57 BEST PART BEGINS FROM HERE 😂

[@the.shadow897]

Heard of jumanji the next level 😅😂