Kevin James - Guys Don't Appreciate Cards

#KevinJames ("King of Queens", "Hitch", "Paul Blart: Mall Cop") performed at the 1996 Just for Laughs festival in Montreal.
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[@B-RaDD]

This guy would make an excellent sound guy some day

[@Ap0r3Dist3inHS]

I see what u did there xD

[@behindDkeys]

too bad he waves at people who weren't even waving at him

[@B-RaDD]

@Inexperiense 😂😂

[@belajar_menggambar]

I know what you say..

[@yeshuanajera2909]

Lmao

[@MichaelHolmgaard]

You gotta give it to Kevin James: He can be funny without talking about sex, drugs, race, politics etc. His jokes are always so uplifting

[@flyingturtle5013]

Anyone can make a joke not involving that

[@MichaelHolmgaard]

@112969407200993009665 True, but the art is to make a joke which is actually funny. Too few comedians can to that, without using the aforementioned categories. And btw, I absolutely enjoy dirty comedy as well 😎 But it's nice to see someone who is able to do things a little different 🙏

[@markhughes3716]

Frankie Boyle rules

[@daveycaine]

Michael Holmgaard yeah but he's a fat guy talking about food and how women are💣💥

[@joeyro7376]

Read my mind.

[@rickycarrillo7821]

That number rhythm joke was on an opening scene of King and queens

[@rickycarrillo7821]

Layne Staley same. Such a good show

[@Chipwhitley274]

+Ricky Carrillo Yeah... pretty much every single Stand-up joke he has done, has been on King of Queens.

[@Juan_rivera]

+Ricky Carrillo he recycles too much

[@FAMIZ26]

+Ricky Carrillo funny thing is was that he was calling for pizza and arthur read the number to him like that

[@DannyMarschall]

But did he do standup only before Kings'n'Queens, or does he do it still? All I seem to see him in, are those "crappy" blockbuster comedies with fellow 90s prodigy, Adam Sandler...

[@moosedrummer1]

It’s like people do not realize he wrote for king of queens.

[@LaggardInLove]

Oh is it? I didn't even know that he did stand up until this video! But have always loved his comedic timing.

[@mr.radical2899]

I remember a few of his bits on the show.

[@mr.radical2899]

@@LaggardInLove "sweating the small stuff.". Was the name of his first special. Really good and clean.

[@F_the_G]

It's not like they say it's based on the Comedy of Kevin James. Oh, wait it is! Just like Home Improvement or everybody loves Raymond. They all tell you it's based on their Comedy

[@ReaLzEdits]

The first 2 jokes were in the show ahahaha. I believe you.

[@sadiewinters6394]

Kevin James has some of the BEST family friendly standup specials of all time.

[@JCDenton2000]

Always loved Kevin James. King of Queens was a great show and I appreciate that he never uses obsenity in his stand up routines.

[@scorsesesgirl]

totally agree mate. theres nobody like kevin anymore. true star

[@FirstWorldProblemz]

He's known for being an asshole though

[@Alternativezz]

He treats his fans like garbage lol

[@thomr902]

0:35

[@BenDover-hw4xt]

You know he's got a new show out called, "Kevin Can Wait" it's great to see him doing comedy again.

[@zelbarlow119]

Arthur telling Doug a phone number😂👍👍👍

[@hadesthegod9181]

I’m glad all the comments really appreciate Kevin James here. Clean, clever comedy. Seeing these jokes incorporated into King of Queens was great. That show is terrific and the main cast is magnificent!!

[@HanzSygnal]

"Finish the crust!"

[@oldpremium1493]

That hits right in the canoli

[@LMAODOODZ]

Lmfao the phone number rhythm he did on King of Queens with Arthur Spooner. "DOMINIOS"

[@Bflo23]

The King Of Queens is one of the best comedies of all-time. Awesome cast and very well written. I have the entire series in my movie/tv show collection.

[@callum0592]

Most of these jokes are actually used in King of queens with Arthur

[@SKBottom]

And he wrote it, regardless.

[@josemadera3138]

Rip Jerry Arthur

[@anonymousanonymous3896]

Crazzie he hatin

[@rickyevans1096]

Josh Peck totally immitated Kevin's general demeanor

[@luisalcala5209]

+Ricky Evans Good observation

[@ClumpypooCP]

Interesting...you're right

[@darionbuck2715]

It's pretty cringy when you realize this about people later on.

[@eternal60214]

It's the fat guy stereotype. Thats how they all are in comedy

[@Ruintek]

Ricky Evans comics are like musicians they are all influenced and channel their heroes. no one is 100% original. this is literally how art progresses how thick are you

[@RaytheonNublinski]

Pretty sure this guy used to be my ups driver.

[@kennyk7877]

I think he was the security guard at my mall

[@prudencecutwa2973]

Lololollllll

[@kevinzacharywalker7758]

Yes his career went down pretty quick, from a UPS Driver to a mall cop and then all he can do now is try make a living with comedy.... poor Kevin George Knipfing

[@daleva187goligo]

that's IPS

[@aerlial360]

Not a cuss word the whole time. Refreshing. That's talent.

[@XAVargasX0206]

+aerlial360 6:39 had to burst your bubble

[@mackdaddy4353]

Let go of the damn door. Sit ur ass on the curb. What the hell is wrong with u? Sounds like a few to me.

[@datdumbdude4126]

@@NotSoLiberal They are cuss words if your parents still practically forbid you from saying them.

[@B-RaDD]

@@NotSoLiberal 😂😂😂😂

[@ex2c8]

Mack Daddy you should hear me cuss 😂

[@wiebstar]

This guy is funny as hell. He should be in a sitcom or something!

[@brockattard5140]

Waus king of queens

[@mr.h4880]

Brock Attard What’s that?

[@brockattard5140]

Casey Horton tv show

[@mr.h4880]

I think the guy was being sarcastic.

[@BiggerR10]

@@brockattard5140 What's a tv?

[@callum0592]

Just realised when he does the joke about the phone number he use that in King of queens with Arthur when's he ordering pizza

[@hfb129]

You mean Doe-mee-no's

[@muraddiab6393]

Callum Lewis and the pizza math

[@mr.balloffur]

He wrote it

[@TimothyRMorris]

@brell 2-1-5 Yes we know

[@Condor1970]

He didn't say a word for a minute and a half, and I understood every bit of it. LOL

[@NorCalRide]

When you finally find a card there is no matching envelope.

[@RonJammin]

The other day I was thinking how great it would be for Kevin to tape another special. I remember his old CC show, what a gem. It's overdue, bring on the laughs!

[@ScottMshao69]

Can't be any worse than that Kevin Hart netflix recently...omg

[@allielee4444]

7:21 Did he really just jump into a split?? 😂

[@theothertroll]

This guy acts like he's been watching too much King Of Queens ;)

[@JayZombie1216]

The phone # thing I remember on King of Queens with Arthur. Hahahaha it's one of my favorite scenes ever

[@crazymyall9604]

That dude steals jokes from that sitcom starring Ben Stillers father

[@jackiechan_wtf4041]

First of all, King of queens aired in 1998 but this stand-up aired in 96. Do the math moron. Also, Ben stiller father is Jerry Stiller you uncultured swine!

[@danp1471]

@@jackiechan_wtf4041 I'm fairly certain he was being sarcastic, but it's hard to tell online.

[@TimothyRMorris]

@@jackiechan_wtf4041 That's literally the joke.

[@keen7youtubeistoast796]

@@jackiechan_wtf4041 Well, first of all... you are the moron.

[@FinnBaygan]

Keen 7: KZbin Is Toast you mother is moron

[@thorodinson85]

The pizza slice joke became a scene on King of Queens as well as the phone number rhythm lol

[@dyates6380]

One of the best, BEST stand ups I've ever seen is a later one with him on Comedy Central. Hysterical.

[@iamradical]

D Yates it’s called “sweat the small stuff” I love it to. He uses a lot of the same material from this one tho.

[@KudaFamily]

He needs to do a skit of him as the sound guy during one of his shows or movies and just be laughing at himself.

[@joeyro7376]

0:00 a legend is born.

[@michiganjack1337]

Boy oh boy I remember watching in 96. Damn I'm old. shit!

[@josephwhite7960]

I heard that phone number joke on King Of Queens! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@daveg4236]

Ummmm because this stand up was BEFORE KOQ

[@abennett]

He is such an under-appreciated talent.

[@bradleyleacock3381]

Every episode of king of queens

[@hamzaqaffaf7433]

"Finish the crust!" bruh 😂😂😂😂😂

[@hrtlsbstrd]

It's great how he doesn't use dirty words or talk about any important truths

[@thatcallofdutygamer2823]

hrtlsbstrd “Damn” and “Ass””

[@noirekuroraigami2270]

That Call of Duty Gamer some people can’t listen

[@hrtlsbstrd]

@@thatcallofdutygamer2823 Ah, yes. The important truths.

[@gemusefreund2652]

he is so aggressive but i still love king of queens

[@Finians_Mancave]

His style is like Chris Farley (He moves really well for a husky guy).

[@jaralol]

Aggressive? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️

[@planejayne8947]

These cards are too darn expensive 😂😂 haha

[@AJ-990]

Most underated comedian actor

[@6string42]

I deal extensively with Canadians in my line of work. Every single last one of them is guilty of bad phone number rhythm. Phone numbers and credit card numbers, they just spew them out rapid fire like I'm not over here trying to copy the information down. Fix it Canada! 😂

[@keirontabulina3569]

he kinda looks like Mr. Incredible ha, ha!

[@TheGregatron3000]

Still kept the hair, get build with as little gut, and BAM! Mr. Incredible!

[@JithinJacob333]

That's the same thing I was going to comment!

[@koeliicibanez6241]

I actually cried laughing at the "Really Watch" part

[@danandphillover9121]

1:25 I love the 16 joke!

[@DesertRunner602]

Family-friendly comedy. If only we had more comedians like him

[@switchellmobb7575]

I miss King of Queens. I've watched every episode 50 + times. Never seen his stand-up but my God this was absolutely hilarious.

[@bobbuilder7642]

Do you like Carrie, cuz I'm watching the show and she's getting real annoying. Does she get better?

[@switchellmobb7575]

@@bobbuilder7642 I don't like her as a person but I definitely like how they made her character. It's definitely part of what makes the show. But no, 90% of the time she's stuck up and b***** and 10% of the time she's really sweet and shows how much she truly does love Doug.

[@bobbuilder7642]

@@switchellmobb7575 that's true. She's an important part of the show. Does the show have a good ending/last season tho cuz I feel like a bad ending can always ruin a good show. Ex. Game of Thrones.

[@switchellmobb7575]

@@bobbuilder7642 I think they wrap the show up nicely. It ends kind of how you would expect it to, especially for a sitcom like this. As long as you're enjoying the show now, you're pretty much going to enjoy it all the way through. It doesn't have any "bad" seasons in my opinion.

[@bobbuilder7642]

@@switchellmobb7575 Alright, that's nice. Also, thank u for responding to me even tho u made ur comment a year ago. Happy Thanksgiving!

[@captaintaco979]

Not gonna lie this was actually funny. Kevin James will never be as funny as he was on King of Queens.

[@udopiarecords]

Bros energy is INSANE 😂 he’s mastered his nervous energy, he always seems on edge

[@calledmoe]

Damn! He was absolutely born for this role in KoQ

[@IdinachuiGP]

Love this guy omg

[@MikeyLee559]

Jerry Seinfeld: You know a muffin can be very filling... George Castanza: I know that's what I said.... Smh lol

[@OHG_Fawx]

If someone actually writes something personalized to me in the card, then i keep it because that took thought and effort. If they just sign their name under the printed part then it's going in the trash after a couple of weeks.

[@brianmaduku2759]

Seeing this tells me why he was perfect for the casting of Doug in king of queens

[@PiglipsMaximus]

Hahaha the poking his own eyes bit

[@wildinthestreets101]

Kevin James in movies can be hit or miss, but this is pretty good.

[@quincee3376]

He did the " pizza math" at the beginning of one episode of TKOQ when Doug, Carrie and Arthur are eating pizza.

[@RustyShackleford-]

It’s weird watching this now and catching jokes that were in King of Queens

[@mattg9550]

R.I.P. Kevin James you will be missed

[@africanmaan]

Lol chill

[@beardydad8987]

Lol

[@MKhabaza21]

Relatable and funny. I like his style.

[@joyjoyoo]

Those jokes are in his show. Haha

[@sammyderrick8658]

Stand up comedy= Not for him... SLAPSTICK COMEDY= HE WAS BORN FOR THAT!!!

[@breamacarov9102]

I just love him! Hilarious and cute. Celeb crush.

[@leirgauk]

Ha! Love the dance at the end!!

[@justcurious3514]

I remember where I was standing in my house when I watched him do the long version of the bit about a woman choosing cards probably 15 years ago. I've always remembered it as one of the funniest standup bits I've ever seen - it brought me to tears that I've never forgotten it and I've seen A LOT of standup hahahha thx algorithm

[@EndlessSummer888]

So this is what Paul Blart did before he got a job as a security guard.

[@joshbelis2376]

When I was a kid I remember is comedy central 30 was legendary to me. Still is

[@privatesocialhandle]

I was actually surprised by how funny and original this is.

[@A1exS8]

When he screams he reminds me of Joe of family guy

[@PiCheZvara]

The "really watch" part made LOL hard.

[@alek493]

"LEGO THE DAM DOOR" I felt that lmao

[@FaDeVip3Rz]

My dad was college roomates with kevin james

[@HoboTango]

Kevin James didnt go to college, he prefered doing comedy skit instead...

[@DJC-System]

FaDeVip3Rz X

[@crissylopez]

HoboTango He dropped out from his Jr year of college. I'm watching his biography rn.

[@beakycole9211]

Arthur taught my dad piano..

[@sonialopez5090]

FaDeVip3Rz He was lucky then!

[@desdes1822]

I can’t believe how good the quality of this is

[@iBrittanyNicole01]

"really watch" haha this guy is hilarious and the King of Queens is the best sitcom ever created.

[@jonty_quinn]

ii watch 1 sound guy video suddenly ii have enough Kevin James recommendations to start a rave

[@jonadams5547]

Well polished performance by Mr. James

[@ashleymills6826]

I'm dying laughing at 3 in the morning and probably pissing everyone off but I don't even care this is so damn funny

[@drewlopez-standupcomedy4970]

So Kevin James is just live-action Mr.Incredible.

[@RobertHurleyJr]

i think of that card bit every time i shop for cards i force myself to decide quickly lol.

[@NokturnalMTG]

I watched this when I was little. Still r emeber everything he is that awesome

[@katekennelly3651]

this is really funny 😅 this guy's a classic

[@NotSoLiberal]

One of the most naturally funny people

[@fraicheness]

‚Really watch‘ and ‚the door’ lmfaoooooo

[@prhyme8752]

I love Kevin James, he makes me laugh so hard but he is re-using a lot of his material :P

[@datdumbdude4126]

Jeff Dunham makes him look like a master. He reuses every joke he's ever told in like 2 or 3 specials. Jokes from like the 90s.

[@LMAODOODZ]

He isn't reusing jokes, this was later adapted to King of Queens.

[@AdamSmithNES]

You ever had toast? I mean, isn't that bread? 911 was an inside job

[@unlimitedeverything8232]

+Ryan S toast is just cooked bread. i like cooked bread. your dad has never heard of a condom.

[@thefoxylemur8891]

Adam Smith I

[@ellllllo77]

King of Queens was the highlight of my high school nights

[@LGRACE-bz2qg]

Lol love people who see the funny side of life xx

[@OpusKingOfficial]

For all those who say it isnt funny 1) entitled to your opinion 2) how many people laughed during your just for laughs set and 8-season sitcom? Oh you didnt have those? Huh.

[@frenlyneybur7544]

oh man i love kevin

[@KennyPowersGaming]

solid 7 minutes, and im a snob. He killed

[@craigm461]

It's amazing how much delivery matters, Same material as his "sweat the small stuff" special but the delivery was so much better on that one. Material goes from slightly amusing to hilarious.

[@jerrytaylor9901]

He s one of my faves on tv. But I could help his stand up.

[@MrProbstandrew]

this is actually the show that got Kevin James the King of Queens role.. (well ultimately, NBC wanted him first, then it went to KOQ.)

[@eliomccarthy9368]

I fucking love what he’s wearing for some reason 😂

[@austinbullock5841]

The last skit of the car door was actually a scene with his father in law in king of queens

[@LaughtersHouse]

I remember this routine in the 90s but forgot who the comedian was. Thanks for posting.

[@bnww5022]

Dudes stand up is underrated.

[@beverlyseward6918]

Luv that Kevin James

[@muffycrosswire]

i remember watching this on TV in 1996..

[@tiffanyvarela2558]

I love him

[@embylou8746]

OOHH MAN THAT WAS CRAZY

[@cj10109]

He's crazy. Hilariousness.

[@theotheranna6973]

The phone number rhythm joke sounded familiar to me... Then I realized that Doug said it on the King of Queens!!

[@theotheranna6973]

Six... Teen

[@teyanzi]

This was solid.