HUSSIEQUEST

[@pinata616]

I will be in my 50s and one day I'll suddenly remember this video and cry

[@fluffybunnies1638]

Even if this comment is 4 years old and not 50, welcome to forced memory.

[@ArcMedicalResearch]

I hope we're in the same nursing home when that happens

[@blue2410]

What a mood honestly

[@CosplayMay]

@@ArcMedicalResearch Imagine being in a nursing home with people who loved homestuck and pulling tricks on people relating to it; living the dream

[@pubbychan3657]

please help

[@tearay1073]

This is the guy you sold your soul to. Remember that.

[@TheSpyroplayer]

#NoRegrets

[@WEED-SMASH]

Cupaholic Milo Worth. Every. Panel.

[@EnderwolF-rc4ih]

I never had a soul anyway

[@womanofcubesdestroyerof4th623]

HAHA! DUMB FUCK! MY SOUL DIED YEARS AGO!

[@luckycreep8617]

Roscor Jekkes He found it. revived it. killed it again. found it's last alive parts. and continued making homestuck. now that suicide feelings that you had without wanting it make sense, don't it?

[@TheSavvyWolf]

This is an educational video about Andrew Hussie I think

[@tubby6131]

Yes yes, it answers deep questions, deep questions indeed . [sips tea, eats tea cup]

[@TheSavvyWolf]

Lil'T the Seal with a Fedora **knocks on andrew hussie"s door with unlimited breadsticks

[@snoun7933]

+TheSavvyWolf *from olive garden*

[@molnarbeton6596]

we are almost by 413 likes

[@cacomeatball9153]

Lord Hussie's daily routine.

[@alexandrameza5363]

So your telling me Andrew Hussie lives in an Olive Garden...... seems legit

[@owlismyfavouritecolorflame2325]

He is the founder of Olive Garden

[@Lampshade_productions]

H E I S A N O L I V E G A R D E N

[@owlismyfavouritecolorflame2325]

@@Lampshade_productions H E I S THE O L I V E G A R D E N

[@JohnEgbert]

I was in the bathroom at my school and "My name is hussie but you can call me the Huss. My first name is Andrew but that's rarely discussed" came into my head so I whipped out my phone and here I am....

[@iguessmynamesriya7658]

That's not the lyric

[@moijejoue]

MAAAAN ITS 5 YEARS LATER AND I’M DOING ABSOLUTELY THE SAME THING AS YOU LIKE H O W

[@Thespeakerofthee]

​@@moijejouehey

[@moijejoue]

@@Thespeakerofthee hey?????

[@Thespeakerofthee]

@@moijejoue just reminding you

[@flashmusicarchive]

Remember that time two people paid money to have their trollsonas in the series only to be killed in the next page?

[@loganmakesvideos8652]

There was a tier higher that promised they'd live for at least more than two panels They did not buy that tier

[@fomalhaut_the_great]

Hussie, Dirk, Equius, Horuss. the four horsemen -of the husspocalypse-

[@pinkprint7656]

+Foamy K Good Metallica's song.

[@sammyhewens5893]

+Foamy K There's also Arquiussprite.

[@cheesewizard8943]

Foamy K death, rapping, horses, and more horses.

[@killme2767]

The four hussmen of the husspocalypse

[@parvanehchristensen3587]

This was well before its time

[@rep1600]

i wrote all the lyrics all of them then accidentally clicked an annotation rip

[@blorger]

Kanaya, Why are you always in the comment sections?

[@rep1600]

Because I stalk the fandom.

[@mocha413]

I've seen you on every video that has homestuck in it

[@Duhop0s]

Kanaya Maryam woooooooo

[@rep1600]

ga dfhfa dfhdfhadfha

[@crystalmethequins5124]

I have to return to this video every few months it's practically ritualistic at this point.

[@DarylStreete]

Same

[@kikidiota]

ME TOO HELP

[@medzik_]

same

[@psyloppi]

This has made a big impact on my life, excuse me while I rethink my life.

[@daedalus8237]

Have fun on your vision Quest

[@mistermonstr699]

better think quick before hussie kills you.

[@ThisCatIsBored]

lady nightshade better think quicker before the next update and hussie AND the fandom kills you

[@floofdoodle4349]

Meet you in your spiritual quest before we are killed by Andrew Hussie and the homestuck fandom

[@rosierose3403]

Seriously though. Does Andrew sleep. He drew 400 pages in a month. Is he all right? Is he taking good care of himself? Is he eating enough? Getting enough rest? Staying hydrated? Not pushing himself _too_ hard? I am concerned for him. Like this if you are part of the Andrew Hussie Concern Squad.

[@ionavram4002]

i'm concerned he'll make act 8 just so he can kill all characters in 1 panel

[@ihavekalashnikovyoudomath9275]

ion avram 1812 Overture plays in the background as everyone dies

[@asaltedpudding4041]

After studiing lots of differant pages i think he had a bunch premade, and used sprite edits, up untill the gigapause

[@clickhere2d1e]

Hussie isn't human. He's part of some sort of undiscovered brood of internet cryptid with abilities beyond our human comprehension. He's fine.

[@iloveumorethananything]

he saved up the time he would use to rest to put off writing the epilogue

[@Mothwing24]

"We hope we survive the next update." I hope I do too. Well, I hope I make it TO the next update.

[@silversoul3037]

Everyone was there. Except Eridan

[@icouldbejokingbut]

Hussie genuinely terrifies me because he dresses like he lives in a major city while also looking like he lives in a cave under Kentucky

[@jakeenglishyaoi]

when i was eight i went to the louisville mega cavern and he was there.

[@HomestuckGeeks]

rip homestuck anyone else going back to these videos since homestuck has finally ended

[@yipperyapper3389]

XP I just started reading it

[@HomestuckGeeks]

yikes, good luck man

[@theblackoutexplorer2658]

Yes

[@cynanevna]

+Jasmine Lynn the bittersweet nostalgia of the Homestuck Classics (tm)

[@michaeltulus4582]

But there's still an epilogue, a tie-in game, another webcomic site (for guest artist), and other planned spin-off right?

[@JohnEgbert]

I JUST REALISED... I HAVE 3 BARS OF TOBLERONE IN MY BACKPACK

[@MrBaris115]

are you outside of a cave?

[@JohnEgbert]

no. I cri.

[@yellyokocactifax2106]

JO|-|/\/ C/-\ /\/ ¡ H/-\ \/E O/\/E PLZ

[@satire7911]

+John Egbert okay

[@TheBonkleFox]

We require more breadsticks and a Vriska body pillow if we are to summon the Hussinator.

[@LunaPaw3]

I hope Hussie has seen or will see this

[@mistermonstr699]

perhaps he has already seen this in the future? makes about as much sense as anything else in the series... that in a strange way still makes sense...

[@slapstickxerox2480]

Puhlease.. hussie sees all, hussie hears all, hussie knows all

[@mistermonstr699]

and he is already here...

[@mlpslideshows307]

lady nightshade So you can't outrun him

[@KurlozMakara47]

Ha, who are we kidding? HE NEVER SLEEPS!!

[@jollyswings7317]

HUSSIE NEVER SLEEPS CAUSE SLEEP IS FOR THE WEAK

[@dirksantiago3167]

+Jolly “Capricorn” Swings AND HE WILL NEVER REST, UNTIL EVERYONE'S FUCKING DEAD

[@jeffreyrubin1966]

+Super Chewy Penguin AND THEN MAKE MORE HOMESTUCK CHARACTERS AND KILL THEM

[@dweeblord736]

I think this is possibly the most beautiful thing I have ever watched.

[@CookieFonster]

greatest fucking shit ever.

[@mlpslideshows307]

Just Yes it it

[@linkopeningachestbackwards4741]

Yes

[@lou-jackson]

A lot of time has passed, now, so I feel like we might've forgot how demanding Homestuck actually was for Hussie when the updates were still new and being put out. It's a joke, but literally, I have no idea how it was physically possible to juggle the constant updates and get more than an hour of sleep

[@temporalCaster]

Every time someone uses brodyquest in a KZbin video I can't help but think back to this classic

[@Daedalus257]

That ending is nightmare inducing.

[@sarahbrennan3716]

its beautiful

[@Forlorn_Overseer]

It is art

[@DarkMarxSoul]

exclusive leak of the end of homestuck

[@DarkMarxSoul]

Y'know it's been a while and with the release of the Epilogues this is kind of true in a metaphorical sense.

[@craxxiswabisuke9338]

When you realise Toby might have created Undertale to show Huss that you don't have to kill your characters to make a good story.

[@xXRetroplasmXx]

When you realize if/when Hussie played Undertale, he most likely took the Genocide route anyway.

[@zyrusm6708]

Emerald Queen or he made his own route and made all the characters horses and made undyne vriska so he could kiss her and turn her into a horse and build a olive garden in snowdin just so he could steal the bread sticks and he killed every single horse so he could become the ultimate meme horse god times two. And he turned every random encounter into updates for homestuck so......i guess the game will go faster without all those encounters

[@virdamofromko-metru1161]

Craxxis Wabisuke I think not... Toby also wants to kill his characters. Other way there'd be no genocide run in "a friendly rpg, where nobody has to die". Also, have you tried killing your own characters? It's a wonderful feeling. Just the satisfaction of killing them. It just feels so right. It does. It's true. I tried. You should try too.

[@femo3336]

Omg make sense

[@hopelessamaturerougeofhope4399]

It sounds fun killing your characters i am virgo btw

[@malias7711]

I hate the fact that this is stuck in my head

[@ryancheng1312]

Not gonna lie... This is pretty catchy

[@malias7711]

I know and it sucks

[@ryancheng1312]

:3

[@malias7711]

It's so dumb

[@zyrusm6708]

Mind stuck

[@larissathepeach5780]

What is this... the uh... TENTH TIME I'VE WATCHED THIS???

[@thelegendarysandwich4049]

I LOVE THIS THING

[@larissathepeach5780]

YES

[@tkot413]

My Windows 98th time

[@DaedraEye]

I know this video is YEARS old and hs even older; but I'll always cherish the years of my life that I've spent reading homestuck and being a part of that fandom............ it was one hell of a ride to be a part of in 2012. Thanks, Hussie.

[@honkofvoid7419]

reading this comment section is like stumbling on an old account you havent used in years

[@clansullivan6059]

Ha, who are we kidding? HE NEVER SLEEPS

[@saltyman7888]

Suspending is a waste of energy and burns out RAM. Hibernate is a much better mode.

[@ketamine69]

So I just sit in Olive Garden for the rest of my life waiting, but he never comes. What is he doing?

[@Jsturski]

Is it alarming I don't find this the slightest bit weird?

[@baileyr583]

We're part of the Homestuck fandom.. No one expects you to be weirded by this alone.. :33

[@Jsturski]

AW YEAH!

[@xLittleChaosx423]

Yea! And also my bros yea they make this stuff all the time

[@baileyr583]

Yup. Shit doesn't even have to be good or make sense. This fandom is already so fuck-deep in irony that it won't phase them. Not to say this wasn't an absolutely charming adventure.

[@Forlorn_Overseer]

Me neither tho

[@ThreeSINGS]

what have i been smoking

[@hausguests]

All the things

[@hausguests]

0H WH47 7H3 FUCK?

[@hausguests]

N07 7H3 84D PUN5!

[@ThreeSINGS]

***** omigog nicolas cage replied to my comment how realistic :D

[@hausguests]

Three-chan D3F1N173LY N07 F4K3 0R 4NY7H1NG...

[@aderangedchair-wieldingman9168]

It's currently 3 A.M. and I don't think I need sleep anymore

[@skrunklyd]

happy 4/13 guys

[@CookieFonster]

The rap is the best part

[@CookieFonster]

And the cat in the rap looks exactly like my cat

[@Ben_Guy]

My favorite line from that might just be "I'mma rap for you (Oh) and if your not impressed (Unh) that's okay because I'm whiter than Doc Scratch text."

[@corn_inc.]

Andrew Hussie is my religion.

[@stardoopy]

hussi-ism

[@stardoopy]

***** accurate

[@ryanrenn4815]

Actually, I practice Wasteism, in which Andrew is God and our lord and savior is Toby Fox.

[@dereksavage3416]

Corn And if you don't go to hussie church every Sunday and always eat bread sticks he kills you like a huss

[@Webby_Boi]

I can't believe Homestuck altered the course of my life in such a big way. Would my life be better if I never read it? Probably. Will I ever leave the fandom? Never.

[@columba3942]

I need a special kind of Jesus after watching this.

[@oOSnuWolfOo]

I was going to make a snarky comment saying "because regular jesus isn't good enough" but after watching the video no kind of jesus can save you

[@columba3942]

XD So true that it hurts...!

[@Nelski11401]

oOSnuWolfOo Not even The Sufferer

[@columba3942]

*sigh* God dammit... You had to bring a single actual religion into this?

[@oOSnuWolfOo]

thunderboundstudios No we're talking about the Homestuck fandom not the Jesus fandom

[@bidanemartinez-huerta9472]

im not into hs anymore but everytime i listen to brodyquest i cant unhear these lyrics.

[@yaboialexiguess]

agony, pain even😭

[@willowcrook7248]

they need to show this in schools and then end it with "don't do fandoms, kids. This is the kind of terrible impact it has on people!" then show a few pictures of cosplayers

[@GrantGryczan]

0:46 That was a genius detail.

[@TheSfrfilms]

That Pun Guy I HAVE THE CAR

[@NErDy-pr1jf]

I looked up “Andrew hussie blitzed chakras” on KZbin and when I clicked the first result (this video) the app crashed.

[@probablyaxenomorph5375]

It's been almost 10 years and the fact that this still hasn't gotten to 1mil views is crazy to me

[@projectvalkyrie4536]

Ive watched this an unhealthy amount of times

[@froqpond]

same

[@KurlozMakara47]

Laura Plas Same here.

[@sqirits3060]

yup

[@jasonnguyen6820]

Same here

[@DefinitelyNautBenjamin]

The fact that this isnt 4 minutes and 13 seconds upsets me

[@notsohuman40]

This is how i celebrate 413 in the year of our Lord 2021. Now I will promptly not think of homestuck for another 364 days

[@willyhoo]

IM LAUGHING EVBERYONE IS GOING TO KNOW I WATCHED THIS NOW

[@ariannalendino898]

it all loops back around to neil cicirega, doesn’t it?

[@moominlovr]

"you will never survive the next updaaate" *has time to catch up on SU now* "what we really are~" . . ...I'm so fucked

[@RollyPollyPal]

They were saying "We hope we survive the next updaaaaaaaate"

[@iveedoodle]

I wonder if he ever saw this?

[@ARandomEliatrope]

HE SEE'S EVERYTHING

[@littlethiefluka]

_"We hope we survive the next update..."_

[@CircusSabre]

they didnt

[@problypocket]

I haven't thought of this in 5 years.. and suddenly I had to look it up cause it was randomly stuck in my head

[@Jeggbert]

what am I doing with my life...... wait... what life?

[@naomipatch9958]

Does Hussie live at Olive Garden?

[@cassinidivisi0n]

Yes

[@gametron1]

He doesn't LIVE at Olive Garden he IS Olive Garden

[@cassinidivisi0n]

Señor Guacamole olive garden = hussie

[@mistermonstr699]

Star Land olive garden < hussie

[@dweeblord736]

Duh ya

[@pluspiping]

Happy 413 in 2020, we truly are all stuck in our homes

[@MinaTheRealtor]

This was one of my first homestuck videos I've ever saw and I was like: "wtf" Then I watched it again and I'm still like: "wtf"

[@greyfurns]

this video was the worst thing to ever happen to me

[@klusterfuk3688]

1:49 I doubt that the dorky looking kid in the bottom right knew that he was going to create one of the biggest works in literary history

[@SpookyDeerArt]

you say that like it hasn't been established hes omnipotent

[@Bubbly_Dragon]

The perfect combination! Niel's musical insanity paired with Andrew "Waste of Space" Hussie would be perfect! Truly this video marks a wonderful occasion, prophecizing the Vast Collab when these two forgotten titans meet and create the perfect piece of media

[@nerdysoup2040]

Random person: why are you so quiet? What are you thinking about? Me: nothing My mind:

[@FiSH-iSH]

i can still hear the “adrian brody” chants at the end

[@demonkiller8000]

Here for my yearly pilgrimage

[@LucyLouuuuu]

SO REAL FOR THAT THO SAME

[@TereziCherryStrudelPyrope]

Gog dammit. *le just realised gamzee has never died yet*

[@BluesMoth64]

How bout' now? ;)

[@Pikmin88]

Sugar Song And he never said "Kill Nepeta" either.

[@ConSolo29]

"le" oh man the internet was so bad back then

[@Litl_E]

Have you seen [S] GAME OVER?

[@tkot413]

[S] Game over

[@melonyswife]

This was in 1080p In 2012 Legend

[@angelicstranger]

just remembered this video

[@Marioinformer4]

All is pure. Hussie is supreme overlord. All bend knee to his greatness.

[@alexorsomethin]

I remember listening to this shit in 2012, I still remember all the words, and I have never read homestuck LMFAOOOO

[@anon-dj9ox]

Me too XD

[@jakestrider3565]

God the synapses fired in my brain that made me remember this today while I was at work and it felt like getting hit with a steel chair.

[@prof-random1032]

this is basically my life

[@werewolfmlm]

i came back here from combination quest bcs the background melody sounded so familiar to me and watching this jsut sent me back to my old homestuck days...... i have ptsd from this song

[@xenodogz]

Rewatching all these cringey old gems for 4/13, and Homestuck's end. This is so bittersweet. :'(

[@v4nzz950]

im in my 20s and i catched this lemon demon song in a playlist i was listening. i stopped and thought "oh, i have definetely heard this before. in somewhere cringe". and that's how i landed here back here

[@nyxkes]

You've managed to make it much weirder than the original.

[@kylerromo]

who watched all of this with a straight face?

[@toffeeandcreme7047]

me. I have no soul

[@kylerromo]

Chefess obviously, you have a picture of karkat (btw best troll of homestuck)

[@jessicatilford3177]

I did. Although, Inside I was dead. Comment if you've sold your soul to Hussie.

[@kylerromo]

Jessica T im totally dead

[@jessicatilford3177]

Kyler Romo Me too.

[@XYZ-chalky]

Why does this exist I love it

[@Chloe-nn2hm]

welcome to youtube

[@ChristineandIrene]

ur l8 srry

[@Chloe-nn2hm]

shhh

[@lexicraig6247]

Ok, so i was just watching this for the second time, and a commercial for olive garden played before the video. Hussie IS Olive Garden

[@RomanQrr]

Who is also watching this in 2020? Who am I kidding, THERE IS NO ONE LEFT IN 2020!

[@blubebby]

sigh. im back here again. goddamn it.

[@Kristen696]

My daily dose of serotonin

[@deadaccount1836]

hussie outside of caves w toblerones has new meaning as of august 2019. stan june egbert

[@psoltiivan]

It appears in my recommendations every once a year.

[@cervineBotanist]

Andrew Hussie is the reason I remembered toblerones existed and why i like them to this day

[@rez2293]

i miss the simpler times of 2012 the epilogue is out it’s 2019 and i’m depressed

[@cypressherman3971]

1:21 Everyone BUT Eridan is there.

[@ghoslt]

This is normal for me.

[@crockercosplaycorp900]

Thats what I said xD

[@Velvbunny]

Dino Senpai she* thats what SHE said. :3

[@ninjazilla117]

....clearly I'm not high enough for this shit

[@mistermonstr699]

or maybe your highness has been sucked dry by the need of highness by the BARD OF RAGE!!!

[@DonSMDT]

0:15 hussie lives in an olive garden

[@rhysp.2920]

Everyone keep in mind this is the man we sold our souls to. *and it was worth it*

[@frejo1931]

how we forget our history

[@pibal]

recommended to me yet again. evil

[@kayaomg7700]

but why does he live at olive garden

[@puqualmoblasphemy833]

kayaomg 'Cause he's Hussie.

[@puqualmoblasphemy833]

kayaomg 'Cause he's Hussie.

[@CatCamryn]

Because there's unlimited breadsticks.

[@alohavixen_3555]

Ssshhh, don't question it.

[@sarahbrennan3716]

+CatCamryn yes.

[@ImpossibleCakePro]

This video is the single greatest thing to come out of the Homestuck fandom, next to the haircanon forum thread. This truly is a fan creation worthy of Hussie's name. I applaud the creator.

[@Implicacean]

Why did you inform me of the hairnalysis thread? Why?! I'm going to lose at least half an hour to this absurd nonsense.

[@ImpossibleCakePro]

more like half a day. you're welcome ;)

[@loricality]

where does one find this thread

[@kingdomhyrulehearts]

I would like to know this as well. Can't seem to find it.

[@KevinHilt]

The Hairnalysis thread was on the MSPA Forums, and it was presumably lost when the forums shut down. There you could post an image of a character with arrows drawn on the head to indicate how you perceived the hair to flow. Here are some examples: damnthatsalotofheadcanon.tumblr.com/post/28013887107/myu2k2-these-have-been-done-for-the-the

[@Forlorn_Overseer]

Hussie please we all beg you to just get some sleep

[@ryad-sama1367]

3:52 spamton is anywhere

[@wunnup3229]

I saw this before Brodyquest, so this is more stuck in my head than the original. Besides, the Enthusiastic Hussie Rap is fire, how can you not love it?

[@philtrashno2]

this is making me feel so many unnamed emotions and im gonna have to go contemplate my existence right now

[@touta.matsuda]

3:02 When the acid kicks

[@thefangirlingpuellamagi3345]

I liked the part with Andrew Hussie in it.

[@timaeustestified5200]

when i first heard the “i’m at the pizza hut, i’m at the taco bell” audio on tiktok, i could have sworn i heard it somewhere. i didn’t realize where i heard it from until i found this godforsaken video in my “homestuck” playlist.

[@lulwsam864]

andrew hussie scares me is he even real

[@philtrashno2]

he seems like such a cryptid honestly i feel like he doesnt even exist

[@Ber-1972]

Thanks KZbin for recommending me this beautiful relic of history once more 🙏