Key & Peele - Pawn Shop

[@KeyAndPeele]

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[@winro7436]

Sup!

[@terronisaac8525]

Key & Peele great! These sketches need to live on forever! Thank you!

[@oogabooga2581]

meh was alright

[@hihi-xs6id]

When did you get you're own channel

[@threeisthemagicnumbercalif4540]

Key & Peele Thank you gentlemen. I appreciate the warm welcome. If I may one day buy you lunch. Please let me know. You’ve made my son smile and inspired him in the arts. Keep me posted. Marcus in Los Angeles.

[@GaryIV]

I like that his plan required explosives to break the glass windows but when it comes to solid steel bank vault doors, he just thinks skating into it fast will do the trick

[@MyRegardsToTheDodo]

Works for the coyote in these nature documentations...

[@choshow86]

Wile e coyote did it

[@CptnMango9108]

@@MyRegardsToTheDodo the simulations confirm so

[@arturofletcher]

Wdym?? It makes perfect sense. If you move fast enough your body's atoms will phase through the atoms of the steel bank door. I've seen this work countless times in comic books

[@warpednight]

@@arturofletcher 💀

[@JS-sv4ol]

“I’ll take my chances. ...with Christmas”

[@cryodummy7710]

Gotta be prepared, Santa isn’t joking this year

[@yeahmhmmrightokaymhmmyeahsure]

😂😂😂

[@damanimcclain2065]

“It’s April”

[@theblazer3665]

@@damanimcclain2065 It's never to early to worry about christmas

[@bradleylovej]

OMG that killed me. The pause ...I'll take my chances, like he could not be convinced a suit of armor wouldn't work against bullets.

[@paulst6862]

I would’ve sold him everything he wanted just to see him on the news.

[@larrydarnellrembertiii6258]

Lol

[@Patrick_Engels]

Free advertisement

[@mandyrarsh7137]

Just what i was thinking👍

[@KTC12490]

You'd be in jail as well

[@LA-hr3le]

Lmao

[@crandonborth]

“I need zip lines for my… um… grandmother” truly amazing!!!

[@nsjx]

woops i just wrote the same thing ha. t'was genius

[@OldNavajoTricks]

Hey, stairlifts are expensive and gravity is free. 5-1pulley system to haul her ass back upstairs.

[@jaxelt1]

Peele's pawn shop owner voice is dead on. Masterwork.

[@Ladykyra101]

And his non-verbal cues are stellar. Always great work from these guys! 🌟

[@Mecal00]

I love his "mmmhmm" in response to "Let's say somebody was to manufacture their own zip line..." 😆

[@dylancarter2673]

Reminds me of prop Joe from the wire

[@babsbybend]

"Thwarted Terrorist Attract" headline on the newspaper suggests that maybe it's already been tried.

[@buffymcmuffin5361]

YES. The best part. He's seen it all before.

[@bhilbwift52]

The voices they have for each sketch is amazing, they’re so good at them

[@erichquinones598]

That's why they're millionaires

[@j.b.macdirty6202]

@@erichquinones598 amen

[@AmaraFerris]

Keegan’s wife is a dialect coach. I think she’s been highly influential behind the scenes. K&P have tremendous talent and are masters at their craft.

[@cadaver1372]

I love both of their voices. They do an amazing job brining their characters to life.

[@junificakhorowitz7350]

The judgment behind those glasses is tangible 😂😂😂

[@alchemic85]

palpable

[@jamaalsq8134]

Junificak Horowitz top notch acting

[@joeybonarrigo8703]

😂😂😂😂

[@Mimi-ss3xx]

Junificak Horowitz from the jump! Even when he was knocking the door 😂

[@adaskoadasko7335]

@@alchemic85 .nui

[@X.L.B1]

The way he said “In a cartoooonnn money baaaag.” Had me weak 😂😂

[@charlesthin4621]

The guy is pretty confident and unphased throughout. But this moment is the payoff of that. Great character buildup, at least on his end.

[@adredy]

dont think about bomb :D

[@shipso6116]

@@charlesthin4621 Just found that jewel of a video. Wanted to say something about "at least on his end" part. Seems to me that they both deserve the praise because imho the second "goofy" character has a big role in said character buildup. I see here highlight by contrast.

[@FlamingElmo]

​@@shipso6116 Yes.

[@tarishahmedb8604]

Heist 101 : Never buy all the stuff from the same store.

[@kabelomasemolazippy]

damn i didnt know that, i just all my heist equipment from one store do you recon i return it

[@Patrick-ev5ye]

@Sirpa Yea from the same scene where Walt completely transforms into Heisenberg.

[@HelenKN]

kabelo masemola 🤣

[@lovefromthesouth91]

Heist 102: don’t rob a bank because you’ll probably get caught

[@drethethinker6418]

Even better...don't buy all the stuff...have accomplices go to different stores and buy items...or just receive the items from various associates.

[@jommysalami227]

It should have ended with him watching his nieces and nephews opening ridiculous christmas presents

[@aarontoles5988]

And Grandma's zipline, lmfao

[@Nine.ix.9]

Yeah... And in april...

[@cassiussaldana235]

Actually you know what, I actually like this idea

[@marcusmartin5758]

Its april for fuck sake.

[@texasfossilguy]

I agree

[@kimonobe278]

Love these two men. They can literally pull off any characters.

[@superbros1690]

I agree

[@AR-zf7wu]

Idk hard to beat bob and David from mr. Show

[@_6doughver]

so true , i always forget that they're fictional characters , i still believe megan is a real woman lol

[@markgreen8276]

Agreed, pure gold 😊

[@ramitinmahashol4523]

Literally copied a comment.

[@Windingspirals]

Key is an oscar worthy actor. They're both brilliant but Key here is just phenomenal. Excellent accent and mannerisms. Totally captures the type.

[@melissamoonchild9216]

seriously hes barely recognizable

[@Universal_Friendship]

Which is which

[@vulpesmacrotis1990]

@@Universal_Friendship Key is the bald, tall one and Peele is the shorter one playing the pawn shop owner

[@KonaTheDragon]

“Well, I’ll take my chances.. with Christmas!” 😬 The most genuine recovery I’ve ever seen in Hollywood. It’s always so forced and lame

[@superartstudio]

Nah, he’s acting correctly, but not politically correctly.

[@rikjamesguitare]

Imagine planning a heist for YEARS, and the only source you have for study is Loony Tunes. Thats this guy.

[@palladium607]

Lmaooooooooooo

[@spicesmiles]

😅🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@SadikiStGeorgeangemon44]

That’s me

[@Zeuwamakanuwadiegwu]

👀

[@x-x101]

At the very least he should have incorporated the coyote's acme tnt for the bank vault..

[@edbohi2389]

I love how Peele just slyly takes the bow off the counter when he realized just how crazy Key was

[@GabrielDelgado-sz7te]

Even funnier was keys reaction to his action.. lol "uuhohhhh"

[@TheNotoriousKID]

This is live action video of Wile E Coyote shopping at the ACME outlet.

[@akuljamwal3085]

"how fast does the the rocket go?" "Sir I have to ask you what are you planning" "Nah, nothing just shopping for 4th of July.... Anyway what if you attach a saddle to it?"

[@TheNotoriousKID]

Akul Jamwal 😂

[@iREZARECTEM]

and do you think it's fast enough to overtake a road runner? Theoretically! Not that I would ever actually chase one down. I'm just curious..

[@jeffrysailer3299]

@@TheNotoriousKID nnnn b nnnnn n n,,no BBVA g

[@Stillontour]

Underrated comment

[@TheRoomy]

Jordan plays the "I've heard it all" guy so damn well in this.

[@rynox77]

We need more of this character. He is hilarious.

[@westingtyler1]

the buyer or the seller?

[@daddyblickmans7441]

@@Nesakysiutau so was the seller🤣

[@daddyblickmans7441]

"Its april"

[@bart0nboy]

Look up "Do you do poison?". Its a British sketch a little bit similar.

[@Lov_meister]

They have to do a part 2!! The person this is for they only need the top half...they don't need the legs!

[@Khandrake]

I can't believe how natural that suit of armor looked in that pawn shop

[@apxllo717]

My uncle owns a pawn shop. The suits of armor are very common. I have 3 decorating my apartment!

[@rsantana389]

Actually it's very interesting what they did camera wise with the armor. The armor is constantly appearing in the background of some takes until 1:00. Then it appears again at 1:47, as Key became also aware of it. Very clever. It's a surprise for both Key and the spectators.

[@Tommyoda]

When suit of armor reminds you of this clip forever.

[@dieseldabz7104]

Why?

[@dieseldabz7104]

@@apxllo717 Sure you do kid..... You have any idea what those REAL ones are worth? Of course you don't...

[@badjab326]

I would have loved to see a clip of him successfully robbing a bank using this method 😂

[@shbt8875]

badjab326 😂😂😂

[@krischealgomez9806]

Trying and failing is good enough

[@crimsonnite9291]

Lmao that would've been super funny. I wonder if they thought of doing that but they didn't want to use their budget on one clip.

[@KazutoSAO47]

Payday 2 guest starring Key! Lol

[@badjab326]

@@KazutoSAO47 I'd buy the hell out of that DLC lol

[@gorf2328]

love that at the end, Peele's reading a newspaper that says "Thrwarted Terrorist Attack", implying that he just stopped Key from committing terrorism

[@Sewblon]

You think that In the time it took Peele to convince Key to leave, the newspapers learned of the story, printed it, peele bought a copy, then opened it up, then said "its April."

[@shadowoflugia]

Omg I didn’t notice that 😂

[@BlackNightJack]

Robbing a bank isn't terrorism.

[@pugachevskobra5636]

It is when you use an improvised explosive device.

[@LegoJunk128]

Keegan was tryna get froggy

[@りりぃ-d3s]

"Florida man wearing top half medieval armor with bow and shotgun shells attached to arrows tries to break into bank"

[@hewhobattles8869]

Don't forget the roller skates and the money.

[@goldenstandard187]

😂

[@plasticstraw5033]

“and succeeds”

[@gavinparson2189]

He was Christmas shopping

[@randyjam9925]

How you know it’s Florida

[@keatongrider1527]

This is how every meeting between Bruce Wayne and Lucius Fox sounded in The Dark Knight trilogy

[@The_Totes_Adorbs]

That's funny. I actually chortled at that.

[@altair5870]

(Fox introduces military-grade equipment) Fox: So, whats your interest in it Mr. Wayne? Bruce: I wanna borrow it.... For... uuhhh... spelunking... Fox: Spelunking? Bruce: Yeah, you know, cave diving? Fox: You expecting to run in too much gunfire in these caves? Ahhh. Those lucius and bruce moments were good times

[@theempresss]

I'm crying

[@WingsOfAltair]

@@theempresss licks tears

[@BREDBOX]

Keaton Grider LMAOOOOOO

[@brodybevop6002]

As a Floridian I can confirm that this screams south Florida

[@taitokubo7531]

Go Bulls !

[@Abels-Adventures]

Hey Florida gang

[@d.pressley1749]

I live in Florida too go bulls is right... however why was I thinking of the stores near USF and it’s shady characters in Tampa lol

[@taitokubo7531]

@@d.pressley1749 lol Ayye Yeah everywhere near campus is a little suspect, USF is great though

[@jgangsta33]

Truth lmao

[@WatanabeNoTsuna.]

No matter how many times I watch this, I'm grinning like a morron through the entire sketch... But that "It's April..." always sends me over the edge! 😂 🤣 😂

[@yurrye7243]

*Oh, just doin some Christmas shopping* Sir it’s April.

[@ethanfigueroa7275]

But this was posted on jan...

[@jeremywade6986]

And a convivial Tuesday in April to you Mr. Pool.

[@cassiussaldana235]

@@ethanfigueroa7275 r/wooooooosh-

[@jeffreymbelu9718]

Early shopping lol

[@toast3374]

He said he was getting it out of the way

[@markortiz4309]

I'm glad these two stuck together after so many years and continue to bring so much laughter to our screens.

[@pinkorange4980]

especially when they got married

[@CatWith-AHat]

​@@Vitalworm"that means your gay"

[@Vitalworm]

uh, no my comment basically meant that the actual key and peele sketches stopped being made years ago, specifically september 2015, not that they're gay or anything lmao @@CatWith-AHat

[@sure5783]

@@Vitalwormit’s a reference to law and order

[@Vitalworm]

oh shit@@sure5783

[@minenhlecele5240]

"I Feel like i need to tell you the suit of armor won't deflect bullets,.. I'll take my chances" I almost died😂😂

[@jimdino77]

So the armor worked?

[@nither5331]

"With Christmas"

[@chrisnasif4156]

WITHCHRISTMAS

[@jaredlind2888]

He almost did too! 😆😆

[@wonderofutooru4016]

so did he

[@TalonMerlin777]

The man has dreams and he doesn't care if they're overly ambitious, he's going to chase after them anyway. We need more people like him.

[@moharshad6882]

Yes totally agree, like that one dude who said bless you after someone sneezed and instead of them saying thank you back, they started yapping “why’d you break into my house” and stuff like that, just be kind

[@samuelpierre2652]

Plot Twist: The store owner already tried this and failed and is trying to warn him that it won't work

[@Jokeboss137]

Lmfao

[@leonnestestog2562]

Samuel Pierre fuq off

[@sillygoose635]

@@leonnestestog2562 piss off fuckwit

[@ThemisticShadow]

If hes alive then it worked

[@royepic3504]

FunkyDemonCat no he was overwhelmed and had to flee

[@KelticTim]

“It’s April” is the sneakiest, funniest line in the whole sketch.

[@coldworldkel]

No it’s not..

[@KelticTim]

@@coldworldkel thank you for letting me know my opinion, based entirely on what I find funny, is wrong. Glad to know you know my sense of humor better than I do.

[@darthjarjar5230]

It is

[@coldworldkel]

@@darthjarjar5230 no... it’s not

[@darthjarjar5230]

@@coldworldkel really is tho

[@Bannermun8089]

I Love how the most unrealistic thing he was looking for is a “cartoon money bag”

[@Seanwallace-x6x]

😂🤣🤣 hilarious

[@yourlastfoe]

The surprise when he first sees the suit of armor gets me every time.

[@ryanjito]

“I’ll take my chances...with Christmas!” 😂😂😊

[@jahkneeboi]

Ryan Ito It’s april

[@littlecookingtips]

LOL lost it there!

[@MegatronRacing237]

🤣🤣🤣

[@thatboi2949]

I died at the end when he said “it’s April “

[@jamesjgriffin7972]

Me too

[@eggimage]

For a sec i thought he said “be safe, bro” lol

[@Baphelon]

The perfect punchline

[@PilarHurdle2]

April fools.... 😅

[@Michelle-nc1bj]

That boi :/ I was your 333rd like

[@Nantosuelta]

I think there should be a whole movie devoted to this character

[@because_im_batman2754]

THOTH agreed

[@cjdesanti508]

I too enjoy films about middle aged men who run pawn shops.

[@briarwolverine9316]

Keanu is inspired by Key and Pelee.

[@milascave2]

cj: You mean like "Pulp Fiction?"

[@LetsEatTogether]

Yeah

[@KMRB951]

These dudes are hilarious and also great actors!

[@MAOPals]

As a former Home Depot Tool Rental employee in Maryland, I gotta say, coming in contact with customers like this was part of a typical day.

[@Ukraineaissance2014]

Like snoop in the wire buying her nail gun

[@nishant_kumar]

"Merry Christmas!" "It's April" 🤣🤣🤣

[@romanbellic2178]

I was searching for this comment lol

[@liamdohertyj]

@@romanbellic2178 yea if i didn’t find it i’d comment it myself 😂

[@londonalicante]

april 1st?

[@jerkkub]

@@romanbellic2178 Why would you search for it?

[@DrinkElectrolytes]

The best line in the whole sketch lol

[@Neurotripsicks]

Ahh yes I also do my Christmas shopping at a pawn shop

[@mr.l.l.1781]

in April.

[@louisaude6880]

To be fair that's probably smarter than doing it all on the 24th.

[@MrSonis3]

St. Nick is the patron saint of pawns shops.

[@saulloll8547]

I've bought a few console for cheap there :'(

[@drlu3823]

especially when it's APRIL

[@EMAINIE]

Key’s mouth movements are fucking gold.

[@westie430]

Spot on😂😂 Looks like a crazy dude who's seen too many drugs in his day🤣

[@flippaskipskipparooni4150]

This feels like every retail cashier's daily life.

[@Ari_princess21]

It is I used to do retail and I got several customers like this daily I kid you not

[@africaart]

In real life, he would ask him to leave very early. "We don't have anything you want"

[@allenmckinney9533]

I once had a drunk guy that wanted to buy a 4pk of beer cans but didn't have enough money. He was sober enough to understand the not having enough money part so he took one can off the the pack and asked how much that would be.

[@flippaskipskipparooni4150]

@@allenmckinney9533 I had a tweaker once grab almost everything from the candy isle 10 minutes before closing, make me scan it all up, and then come to the realization she didn't have enough on her EBT card to buy a single candy bar; guess who had to restock that isle.

[@allenmckinney9533]

@@flippaskipskipparooni4150 yep been there. I work nights after closing now because I've lost my patience for dealing with people.

[@antoniocarter737]

"I'll just watch one Key and Peele video," I said. "I can stop whenever I want," I said.

[@ognjenivanovic7871]

Oh no..... This only means one thing. You never stopped watching them.

[@ChickenScratchComedy]

Antonio Carter Consequences!

[@cheresecoombs7741]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@primeroespadax]

Lol me

[@azib73]

Yup, into my 10th already!! 😂

[@HarrisonHrd]

I feel like this is how Nicolas Cage does his shopping

[@carolyntalbot947]

💯💯💯

[@bzmoksdemonstraion]

Legend 😂😂😂😂💯💯

[@buffythevampireslayersbitc8709]

For people who don't know, Nick buys T-Rex skulls and shit 🤣 that's why he does a thousand films straight to stream every year in

[@petar932]

thats high praise

[@memesaremylifeline6723]

@@buffythevampireslayersbitc8709 nice. I need to find this

[@robertcaie8157]

"-and the zipline is for my...... Grandmother..." had me dead

[@hmwoof6272]

I just died when at the end he said “.....in a cartoon money bag💰!!” 😂

[@saucetalktv167]

😭🤣🤣

[@CeruleanStallion]

Just like that one you got any of those?

[@atli7604]

Rest in Peace.

[@Abelhawk]

I can't help but suspect that this conversation has happened in real life to a real life pawn shop owner somewhere.

[@ryynerwicked2762]

Absolutely at least one, it had to lol

[@tylerspringstube4868]

Florida** most likely

[@hidayat1999]

in America

[@MidniteSpectre]

O

[@CaptainKash-S532]

Right something feels extremely legitimate about this

[@christraymer3727]

I've worked a decade at a smoke shop in a red state, this is extremely accurate to how customers simultaneously will and won't tell you the illegal (often felonious) activities they are about to commit.

[@SP-df1nm]

Like what?

[@ireri673]

yeah my ex husband ran a background check and sold a gun to someone who then used it to commit suicide. i don’t have any warm feelings towards my ex but that is a heavy burden to bear.

[@christraymer3727]

Mostly shit to pass a piss test (which is a felony, and if I know you're using any of my products for said purpose I can't help you) shit to smoke ice or crack with (I've had 6 pregnant women so far, it's not exactly SOP but I've found most people count those sorts of things) and people buying cutting agents/ looking for advice on how to use cutting agents. You get all kinds, and try to keep out of people's business. People are gonna do whatever they're gonna do regardless of how I feel about it. I've also worked in funeral homes and am a former tattooer.

[@christraymer3727]

@Albert mostly just a fun fact.

[@paulden3158]

@@christraymer3727 U should start a KZbin channel and tell us all your stories

[@2jones4jesus]

When he scored on the bow & arrow.... And said "Ohhh yeah!! there it is! Yep!! Uhh huh that's it...That u'll do it!! gets me every time🤣

[@LilyStRemy]

Florida man preparing to raid Area 51 on September 20th

[@greywilds_2765]

Damn it Florida man is back at it again. How can one man do so many weird things at once?

[@safetydoggo9059]

I was just thinking about area 51 once he was talking about the roller skates

[@Perfectkk123]

@@safetydoggo9059 00q

[@Username-or9nr]

savage

[@cmrobbins88]

What a dumbass . . . you can’t Naruto Run on roller skates. He won’t be able to dodge the bullets.

[@Ben-rz9cf]

How many people out there would have actually wanted to see him attempt this

[@ThePigeonBrain]

I would have given him everything he asked for just so I could see him fail

[@TheDuskOfAnEra]

@@ThePigeonBrain What if he turned out to be a hiest master when in action. He was succsuful with the most rad bank robbery in history.

[@KTC12490]

He would've died roller skates and zip line dont sound good

[@NotAccepted444]

Everyooooone

[@Man-dd7fd]

Me

[@j3ty]

Honestly Keys acting in this skit is amazing the voice he was able project with the kind of wet throat raspyness combined with the constant change of subject and questioning made me forget that was Key and not my crazy uncle

[@denali88]

Oh brother🙄

[@j3ty]

@@denali88 who are you

[@dusk3219]

@@denali88 shut up

[@denali88]

@@dusk3219 sorry if I offended you. 😂😅

[@amesg]

Can’t stop crying laughing. Kept getting funnier. I work in retail-these characters are true to life. Keegan’s timing and rhythm gets it done every time. Jordan is great too.

[@thewab1974]

Key: “Merry Christmas.” Peele: “It’s April.”

[@RiiftzYT]

Yes we watched the video

[@eggimage]

I totally thought he said “be safe bro”.

[@MaximusAlcarinque]

@@RiiftzYT Comments like these are good, makes it easier to search for clips and scenes like this in Google.

[@RiiftzYT]

@Pass Datass yeah, but no one cares what your favourite part of the video is. Just watch the video and enjoy it.

[@RiiftzYT]

@Pass Datass also, these are basically the only comments in Key and Peele videos. Just repeating what the video is saying.

[@zoelongway1436]

“It’s April” Lmao Key and Peele is hilarious

[@rondonumba9370]

@Srithor fuck off

[@davidgrigorkiv8805]

Yeah we watched the same video

[@rondonumba9370]

@Srithor you one of those niggas 🤦🏽‍♂️

[@rajwashot]

I was hoping at the end we'd see his grandma playing with a zipline, his newphew playing with the bow and arrow.

[@JacoboTeijelo]

Too obvious tho

[@mattheww9763]

Yeah lmao we were all expecting that xD

[@Triforcebro]

That would of helped. This one wasn't as funny or had any plot twist like most of their stuff does

[@vtea420]

yeah lol

[@tylercastellanos1668]

i was expecting ya we have all of there here u are

[@Silkys-a-clown]

"I'll take my chances.. With Christmas" 😂😂

[@HoustonYu]

I can't believe they both can keep a straight face while acting like this.

[@avocado7947]

lots of takes i'd imagine lol

[@pandaboogus]

It’s called “acting” for a reason

[@claudiajeanpierre3098]

😂😂😂

[@j.b.macdirty6202]

They're millionaires.

[@luishernandez9231]

@@pandaboogus youre gay

[@isaicervantesx]

I'm a Key and Peele fan, but I think we all know a pawn shop will sell you anything no questions asked.

[@Sesshomaru474]

They would if you didn't make it sound like you would commit a crime. Otherwise they would also be held liable for providing weapons.

[@dr.lyleevans6915]

Isai Cervantes my local one wouldn’t let me straw purchase a handgun. I had a permit just not with me

[@lizardwhoscreams]

Pawn shop worker here, wrongo 😂😂

[@billijiran5995]

I worked at a pawnshop last two years, you got a right to ask a customer what they going to with that hunting rifle to actually check their brains, especially if they asked for the bullet.

[@JB-vt5sz]

I have bought a few firearms at pawn shops and was never asked what it was for. Fill out the paper, give them you CCP and you walk out with it after paying. Handguns, Rifles, anything. But acting weird might be a different story

[@flex_piper]

I still don't see why he treated him like that.. He was just doing some Christmas Shopping.

[@friedaHangula77]

inApril?

[@emiliomedina7119]

Frieda Shigwedha it's never to early

[@vick1330]

I'm dead

[@ule2300]

IN APRIL?!!1! ARE YOU INSANE? tHIS MAN WAS CLEARLY PLANNING A ROBBERY! what will you need a money bag for? Hmmmm??? 💰 💰

[@josestefan]

@@ule2300 to carry all the presents like santa's gift bag xD

[@NGMonocrom]

I'll say it.... That Pawn Shop owner is my absolute favorite character out of all the ones he's played. So chill and relaxed.

[@kickmonlee3390]

"I'll take my chances... with Christmas"

[@westingtyler1]

it's april.

[@clintoneke7]

Lmaoooo

[@haiseyoku1721]

@@westingtyler1 dss DC gggt4erf3wwww11qa!New zdx z sew esc wa ac free egg tree ed drew egg ca egg bbq egg ca ad ca qfc draw qfc ca quarters Asian

[@unymitsu]

Don't forget the exclamation mark

[@marcopollo91]

@Aristelius Alexander he said we will take his chances.. With Christmas

[@hiddens2346]

"...a zipline for my grandma" *W H E E Z E*

[@TheAfricanRedHead]

You guys got bows and arrows? Yeah. You have something explosive? .... 😂😂😂

[@Zachy_G]

TheAfricanRedHead yeah

[@rkl08551]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/iKS2Zah5h9eBlbs

[@AntiRiku]

that was really that funny to you?

[@Febreze99]

Those two questions in the same sentence warrants even more ????😆😆😆

[@jrudy457]

@@NunYaBiz1313 it's pretty common for people to comment lines they found funny, don't be so cynical 🙃

[@truelifestories1773]

Lost it when he asked for a big bag with a $ on it hahahaha

[@shivagiri7406]

Don't buy everything at one place - heisenberg

[@anthonychicas2000]

Stay out of my territory.

[@tamafandira7034]

I am the one who knock!

[@cisco385]

I am the danger!

[@nathanarievlis3985]

Walt:"We're going to make ricin, from the beans..." Jesse: "Rice n Beans?"

[@shivagiri7406]

@@nathanarievlis3985 😂😂

[@chaoslord8918]

"You have something else that's explosive that I can tape to the end of an arrow?"

[@j.b.macdirty6202]

The pawn shop owner was wrong for giving him the idea of using shotgun shells.

[@sirius2967]

​@@j.b.macdirty6202 r/whooosh

[@azuraquinlilax1245]

@@j.b.macdirty6202 on an unrelated note, would the shotgun shells work 🤔…..asking for a friend

[@mandemjnr7605]

*How do Key & Peele suit every role they play. I still think Meegan’s a real woman* 👀

[@monsieurmike2072]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@darkness-uq6qi]

@@boring5357 He'd definitely smash that

[@monsieurmike2072]

@@darkness-uq6qi 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@walkers198]

I ain’t never thought Meegan was a shela. What is wrong with you...?

[@MyHazey]

Umm..Meegans not real?

[@JoshyHendoMan]

I feel like this is the regular experience of a pawn shop attendant.

[@paulhalford8706]

Joshua Henderson as a pawn broker I can confirm this is a fairly reasonable experience

[@michelleobama3013]

Paul Halford do people like this come in? Like, just huge beards and long hair and they slur out their voice at the end of a sentence? Just wondering lol

[@jonathancruz9627]

@@michelleobama3013 actually yes I also work in a pawnshop and crack heads like that do come lol

[@rsrt6910]

Probably not even the strangest if you run one in Florida.

[@2012kreed]

Dude had too much hair on the sides, and not enough on the top, 🤣 @ RsRt LOL!!!

[@time.8868]

Fact: 78% of "Florida man" stories start at a pawn shop.

[@NoMuShRoOmS]

💯

[@hage1333]

Underrated

[@WearMySpankyPants]

Fact: 50% of statistics are made up

[@ontop2324]

@@WearMySpankyPants so is that fact true or false? Cause if it’s false, that makes it true

[@WearMySpankyPants]

@@ontop2324 It’s 50% probable that it is true

[@wy4553]

1:35 that condescending slow blink

[@latuya3840]

Like a disappointed father....

[@soumils6623]

Reminds me of Stanley when that black guy from Stanford branch smiled at him and he just disapproved.

[@1alexanderkup1]

top acting

[@LEFT4BASS]

I didn't even notice. Jordan Peele is a great actor.

[@mamamia5905]

Just picturing everything Peele said is so hilarious 😂😂

[@光ちゃん-v6b]

the way he said “cartoon moneybag” killed me 😩😂

[@StarofSolomon]

Can i have your facebook?

[@popole241]

V. Adams me too

[@nadeemkevka275]

Damn hey there

[@cassiussaldana235]

Hahahah no one gives a shit rayan

[@ReidTheRulesGuy]

In a Car - Toon Mnybaaag

[@TheRealGunWhisperer]

As a pawnshop owner I can literally tell you this is 90% accurate - EDIT, WOW! also didn’t realize this would get so many likes, p.s. got a stolen I pad in yesterday, guy asked me to give him 15$ for a bag.. :) happens every day!

[@fatcatsnuggleparty4272]

@Blood Flow To The Penis If people want to sell their crap for cheap, and then the place buying crap for cheap noticies they got lucky to then sell it for more, Aint their fault for being a dirt bag. It's the people's fault for being retarded.

[@KandiXoXoXo]

@@fatcatsnuggleparty4272 Nope. It's desperation. They take advantage of that desperation. Some are addicts, some need to eat, pay a bill and you will not even get half of whatever it is your selling or pawning.

[@rexblaze4]

The important question here is do you got them big big money bags with the $ sign on them?

[@tedisdead5518]

@@rexblaze4 I'm sold if he does, but it has to be made by Acme

[@joshspikes697]

i hate pawn shop owners like you …. xbox one s 15 dollars?!!! Americas worst thing

[@djosephine]

These two guys can play any race, age, demographic , and look so natural. Geniuses

[@palladium607]

It really is crazy

[@avocado7947]

I'm in the theater for any Jordan Peele movie. That's automatic. No other director gets me in a seat like that.

[@hadracks]

Their both mixed race so that helps a lot with the looks, the code switching, and the questioning of expectations.

[@impamiizgraa]

This is one of their best ever. Even the start of it, when the would-be bank robber comes in and just stares behind him for a second or two too long, while the pawn shop owner sizes him up -- just perfect comedy

[@Scratchingforcash]

I just left Florida and this man was in every pawn store I was in.

[@HealthyandLovingLife]

Was it you? 🤔

[@Scratchingforcash]

@@HealthyandLovingLife

[@fighterck6241]

@@HealthyandLovingLife I was ready to ask the same thing...

[@avocado7947]

@@Scratchingforcash nooice

[@Scratchingforcash]

@@HealthyandLovingLife lol, I just saw your comment. Now I’m not sure if it was me…….

[@micromints1735]

Key is actually every race in the world at once, he's a combination of every single ethnicity in the planet.

[@JMrealgamer]

Yeah he can play anyone!

[@AlphaLeaderZ]

Technically, we all are.

[@BushMaster420circle]

God didnt create us all equal, because Key & Peele ARE BEYOND HILARIOUS & NO ONE could compare too them as a duo!!!! hats off too whoever created them!!!! & THANK YOU UNIVERSE FOR GIVING US GREAT LAUGHS!!!

[@AlphaLeaderZ]

@@BushMaster420circle .....Are you okay?

[@carlosmorbini745]

TVtropes calls it "ambiguous brown"

[@Petter_fortnite_griffin]

Uncle: “Sorry champ we couldn’t get you the bow with shotgun ammo or the top Half a suit of armor”

[@BarginsGalore]

“Your the worst grandson ever”

[@kingofthelimes4670]

Plot twist: the nephew is the brains behind the operation, sending his uncle to get the heist stuff

[@LegoBob4123]

@@kingofthelimes4670 Uncle, I want a bow with explosive arrows, a zip line, some bulletproof armor, roller skates, and a big money bag for Christmas.

[@viralium104]

"Etcetera and what not" is gonna be my new catchphrase from now on 😂

[@redbird9000]

“I think I’ll take my business elsewhere. Merry Christmas” “It’s April” 😂🤣😅

[@rodneyharper1058]

“They don’t need the legs”😭😭

[@SarahSakura]

I love how he's reading a newspaper article at the end "Thwarted Terrorist Attack" 3:15 - I wonder if he had a role in preventing that too, lol

[@vasudev8421]

I didn't notice it, thanks

[@cassiussaldana235]

Or maybe it's something with the Alqueda meeting video thing

[@sahilhussain7328]

It wasn't him, it was the devilish TSA!

[@vincentkosharek2216]

He fuck those terries

[@smarti1809]

@@vincentkosharek2216 drax... them... scklounce! Lol

[@eaverbeager]

These guys are pros at delivery! The way he says, “It’s April” 🤣😂 One of the best shows to ever air. Too bad it couldn’t have gone on forever!

[@joemartinezjr828]

This is my favorite character of Key

[@harryheist]

Key’s voice is on point 😂

[@TheDancelover4ever]

"Etcetera and what not"

[@testymcgee1472]

They both are

[@Jesse__H]

This is honestly my favorite skit. Peele is _such_ a good straight guy (in the comedic sense)

[@khaos1185]

"The zip line is for mmhhh my grandmother". 🤣😂😅

[@aaliyahmorgan8748]

😂😂very hilarious

[@2jones4jesus]

Even his knock on the door is funny AF!! 🤣

[@noreason301]

“I’ll take my chances... with Christmas!” 2:00 😂

[@KneeCapHill]

It's April

[@Anonymous-tp5qg]

*"Merry Christmas"

[@cassiussaldana235]

Stfu no one gives a shit about a line repeated you K-pop Weiner 😂🤣

[@uyscuti1078]

Cassius Saldana so what happened? What’s the reason behind the hate?

[@cassiussaldana235]

@@uyscuti1078 there are comments that have full effort and deserve the amount of likes like these but no, stupid comments like these just repeating lines gets all the attention.

[@AustenSummers]

It’s Christmas when a new Key & Peele vid comes out

[@sammystank7174]

It's April

[@livingashtree1942]

@@sammystank7174 LOL

[@MichaelDerryGameitect]

@fluffyknight Player 3:14

[@klynch572]

These guys are comedy gold!

[@Rescob-tu2yo]

It isn't new, they don't make new skits anymore they reupload old skits

[@lolsss4954]

"One of those big bank safes?" "No!... I don't know... y-yeah. Yeah?"

[@stephanieking-mcallister32]

I was crying

[@theeveoftime2052]

Bro i was watching this and he just SAID that 😨

[@JCDagz]

“Zip lines are…for my grandmother.” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@byterute1868]

lmao at the end of the skit the newspaper he's holding says "thwarted terrorist attack"

[@5tephenmb]

How are you the only one who saw this!!!!!!

[@titusdecker7292]

I saw

[@GOATexp]

I was looking for comments to see if anyone else noticed!!

[@ToonScapeTV]

It must be those guys with the 3D printer gun. Damn those terries

[@croazzb3525]

They draxxed them sklounst

[@ValidX1]

Who else missed these key and peels videos🔥😭

[@LetsEatTogether]

We all do

[@Yusuke_Denton]

They're putting them in their own channel now so we'll be getting a lot more.

[@HollowedLuna]

I do too

[@joshualuntsford]

Put the pussy on the chain wax

[@r1pp3dx]

Ahhhh the good ol "zipline for grandma" excuse.

[@bufordmaddogtannen5164]

TRUMP IS YOUR PRESIDENT!!

[@wheezyouttahere7992]

BiffTannen2015 I think he knows that and so what?

[@Jack-Lack]

@Spitfire Wrong. Totally totally completely wrong. At this point, there's no doubt that Trump is the worst president in American history.

[@Jack-Lack]

@SpitfireVery successful businessman? That's a strange way to describe someone who's lost more money than anyone else in America between 1985 - 1994 and is shy about releasing his tax returns. www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-news/trump-taxes-lost-money-832667/

[@Jack-Lack]

@Spitfire Also, I could explain why he's the worst president in American history, but I would need about a 50,000 word limit, because the amount of supporting reasons would number in the hundreds.

[@rodneybryant6084]

Would sell him everything and watch the news for next couple days lol

[@KaizenKane]

It needs to be said more often that Key is an AMAZING actor. The man is incredibly versatile.

[@phuihsaraimolshoy7983]

He is the best

[@haro453]

Bows and arrows for nephew. The zip line's for my... Grandmother. 😂😂😂

[@trainofaaron]

"And etc and what not"

[@Chris-top-her]

Its 3am, my alarm goes off in 3 hours and I cant stop watching Key and Peele. Send help.

[@sircrocodile7625]

Me too. Lol.

[@SumAnonymousAcapella]

Me 3

[@primeexample]

the saga continues

[@justinross1217]

Its 3:15 and i have to be at work at 4😪

[@dgtzmusic9352]

Don't worry it's worth it.

[@AnAccount]

I watch this every April