The Saddest Sibling Rivalry of All Time - Key & Peele

[@codafett]

He's like a physical embodiment of every negative trait a person could have.

[@darkjak224]

He's an online SJW when he realizes women like cock more than him

[@codafett]

@@darkjak224 ...What?

[@darkjak224]

@@codafett lol zoomer

[@codafett]

@@darkjak224 You aren't making sense

[@ethangavin]

@@darkjak224 tf you on about?

[@bindair_dundat]

And then he went into his room and bullied the heck out of some kid in an online shooter.

[@wicked8139]

😭😭😭

[@gringolocojr.6499]

"lOoK aT mY 90s" "i bET u dONt hAVe tHe SkiNS i DO" "tHiS sKiN WAs fROm SeaSOn oNE"

[@gringolocojr.6499]

@@christopherm4540 ye

[@56jklove]

lol

[@robotjeans]

I actually always imagined he went to his room to jerk it too price is right episodes

[@vesselthanatos3033]

The best detail is that while they're eating a nice family dinner, he's got pizza

[@St0NeBuILdErRefUseD]

A microwave pizza at that! Haha

[@brandonmitchell1326]

he gots wings too I think

[@user-gm2sx5hb1y]

And drinking soda while they’re having wine😂😂

[@dirtyrandy2592]

Wow I’ve seen this like 10 times and I never realized that 😂

[@grumpynickmaster2129]

@No Se apparently you gave one

[@caravanlifenz]

The mum and dad are perfect actors for this role. Both had that look of exhaustion that made it so real.

[@GolAcheron-fc4ug]

the mom is from drake and josh lol

[@peacebestill2653]

Ms. Hayfer 😂

[@AminCad]

I've rarely seen a fictional depiction of disrespect toward a sibling that was so viscerally repulsive. To lowball his own brother like that with economy class.. Unbelievable.

[@jggoddboddy3828]

I couldn’t agree more! Narcissism at its finest! That darn rental better be a luxury vehicle!🤬

[@austinstewart-garcia1469]

It would be fine if it was the economy plus though

[@emoogas6482]

Ikr

[@RoyceBenning]

@@austinstewart-garcia1469 No, it's either first-class or I'm not flying.

[@shottygod13]

@@jggoddboddy3828 im sorry but we couldn't afford that either, the rental going to be a prius

[@siddharthkhirwar2351]

Peele's acting is so good that I genuinely feel sorry for the guy

[@hadbetterdays8118]

I just feel bad for the parents dealing with that kind of son

[@cheefussmith9380]

The acting was so good I hated all of them. Enablers... somebody needed to beat that guys ass years ago.

[@darkslayer7232]

Cheefus Smith except Michael he is a upstanding citizen

[@jrflo1244]

That's how I feel about it too..lolz.

[@havilavi472]

Me too kinda felt really serious

[@CPT2LA]

I know Peele just acting but his acting is so real I wanna slap tf outta him for talking to his momma like that

[@ihcf3046]

ikr, that man is damn talented

[@Logixx]

Shutttt uppp,your cut off from talking

[@danielcazares3041]

It’s ok. She’s white

[@reterbid6215]

If you do, do it, as our lord and savor JonTron once said, "WITH THE MIGHT OF ZUES!"

[@IvanSensei88]

When an actor pisses you off in that way, then you know he's quite a good actor xD

[@edvinparmeza1298]

It's the unexpected "SHUT UP MOM" that gets me 😂😂😂

[@KristianRobertsen]

Right? In real life, either he's lucky and the mom beats his ass or he's unlucky and the dad beats his ass.

[@sijkenyon]

that's my favourite bit too

[@lucianoroggiero1495]

Mine too! 😂😂😂😂😂

[@nickmattio3397]

“YOU ARE CUTTT OFFFF!!!!”

[@ajmoodz]

Every time 😂😂😂😂

[@chaosrex1487]

Love how they gave him the grossest possible haircut.

[@joshtaylor2493]

Idk a traditional mullet can be bad

[@aperson5009]

At first i thought that was going to be the rivalry, like he got the balding white ppl hair gene and stayed bitter forever but i guess not

[@chaosrex1487]

@@joshtaylor2493 I don't think that's as bad as this combed..whatever you call it.

[@alnedra]

@@aperson5009 He likely is balding from a high sodium high sugar diet. That kind of food makes your hair fall out fast. Don't ask me how I know >.

[@peyotekaiyote4312]

😂😂😂 the classic balding

[@MuddieRain]

I like everyone else is drinking wine, eating off a plate, and having a home cooked meal. But he’s having a beer and eating pizza in a box.

[@MsJenn0]

BHammer With a Fork 🤣

[@whong09]

Because you're better than him

[@MohammadAli-sg8bj]

well those are the minor details that make the difference

[@CalebTheSchmuck]

Thats the fucking joke

[@bobbybush1750]

@@CalebTheSchmuck Is it the whole fucking joke? Or is it a small detail in one sketch?

[@mr.duanesharpe]

Even though this is a comedy, there are actually families similar to this.

[@austinevs]

Most arent interracial like this though

[@jragon9215]

Mr. Duane Sharpe u ever been in a situation like this?

[@seanthomas214]

all good jokes contain true shit

[@888-b8f]

@Mr. ET word

[@888-b8f]

@@seanthomas214 word

[@EvaandJavier]

One of the best skits ever made

[@H.K.5]

Way better than any of your skits, that’s for sure.

[@gregsam9937]

You should take notes, your skits are shit and could improve alot

[@sebs5027]

@@H.K.5 Lmao

[@rageveer1865]

lololololololl

[@songtheory2111]

tru dat

[@inky_._ghoul]

The way the Dad looked at him when he said "I've been here 15 years taking care of Dad and Mom!"

[@ojjordan8796]

I just noticed that! That stare says it all hahaha.

[@mr.tactown.253]

👁️👄👁️

[@mr.tactown.253]

👁️👄👁️

[@cupcakes7015]

oj jordan Yep 😂 6/1/2020

[@Dani_1012]

You know it's the other way around 😂

[@honeyrain4961]

If i talked to my mom like that there'd be missing posters of me

[@ThePerpetualStudent]

ROFL!!!!!!!!!

[@sajsed2]

star star hahahahahah

[@talebuttbitchton1267]

bro if a woman can beat ur ass you are a total pussy

[@LuLu-lh1hz]

talebutt bitchton not just any woman, a mother, everyone knows moms have that super human strength😂

[@cosmicremix311]

Who's gonna put up the missing posters? Your family ain't gonna do anything

[@OrangewaveSupreme]

If I ever spoke to my mother like that, the pain I’d experience is unimaginable.

[@Waldo-Manfred]

how ?

[@OrangewaveSupreme]

Tommy Vercity What do you mean how? My mother would slap me out of existence and my soul would be forever adrift in the endless void bro.

[@mantapbanget6532]

Dude hahahahaha

[@comradekoala1245]

I would be propelled so incredibly fast that I would cause a rip I t the space-time continuum and cause the past, present, and future to synchronize and cause chaos through the whole universe, but it would be a genius plan since my soul, separated from my body, would float outside of time, and I would be forever tranquil, in an ever-lasting state of nirvana.

[@scientia.veritas]

@@OrangewaveSupreme I heard meditation helps with controlling this amount of anger and violent tendencies. But don't tell her personally, just forward on Messenger.

[@jimdixon3470]

0:16 Kubrick level cinematography, with the camera panning down to reveal the back of Clive's head and alert us to the existence of the monster. Also, Clive's grim reaper T-shirt kills me.

[@napalmbhoji]

"And alert us to the existence of the monster." Is crazy 😭🔥✍️

[@karlizen4990]

+ some kind of bathrobe

[@yonatanmoritz]

He's really hiding that bald spot with that combover.

[@natru7448]

Here before 1k likes

[@anirose6807]

LMAOO

[@MrSkinnyWhale]

what bald spot?

[@irishkniferd9837]

wait he was bald???...yeah you can see a slight sliver @1:35 nice catch.

[@fresch4395]

what bald spot?

[@EbonyNikitaElegance]

I love how the older brother has a frozen dinner dish while everyone else is eating real food lol

[@AdornedLove]

😂

[@TTJJCC]

Did not notice that

[@loxho217]

Irony is that elder siblings tend to be more successful, last I heard

[@dragoneye6229]

@@loxho217 It's funny because no one is successful anymore. Thanks socialism.

[@vicmetjw8468]

@@dragoneye6229 Seriously!? You're blaming socialism for creating the extreme wealth of the top 1% and the following top 5%? Go and really read up on socialism. Travel a little around the world and see, you're clueless.

[@kloudz2886]

I would be mad too if I started Balding before my dad

[@bigcheese4332]

💀💀💀💀

[@adrianbigboss5685]

Story of my life. Got my hair genes from my mom, her dad went bald pretty quickly. I'm not like that guy though.

[@zilxntzz564]

Underrated comment

[@einarvargtass1047]

@TheCeilingFanCollectorHD hahaa a large forehead

[@johnnyjoestar7143]

baldness majority of the time comes from your mum's side. Take a look at your mothers dad and have a sigh of relief if you can

[@RRP1992]

Respect to the older brother for taking care of his parents for 15 yrs

[@Baddmann1931]

looks the other way around

[@toastyanon8902]

I know, right? Look at how well decorated the room is, he’s clearly been working his ass off to provide

[@nuntet2274]

Lmbo😂

[@KZ_MMA-KZ]

Shut up😊

[@IsaacJacob6]

More like being unemployed and not being able to leave the house so he has no choice but to “take care of them”

[@sea_air_ahhh5776]

"I've been here for the last 15 years, taking care of mom and dad..." Dad: ...😑

[@Yanuu]

More like 😒

[@Emily-ob7zn]

I read that while he was saying it lol

[@willmetzner5769]

Pretty sure the parents were taking care of him 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@retro2659]

Mom:...😐

[@damnitbobby4383]

Will Metzner that was the joke 😐

[@TopOfThePodium]

I hate that there are people actually like this in the world

[@iPadStroller]

a year ago some guy sued his parents for kicking him out the house lol

[@pness-fj2km]

Alberto Garcia yeah lol, the bad thing is that he was like 30 and still unemployed

[@richisamindset01]

The one's with Hot Pockets are even worse

[@devilmaycry2283]

Yeah I do to

[@supersperg180]

:clap clap clap: Whoaaaaa who made you so judgemental, geronimo

[@aphr0d]

Lmao everyone is having a home cooked meal and he’s eating take out

[@bingram2011]

Lol... Not many people picked up on that! 😂😂😂😂 these two are a riot!

[@nickhaynie5980]

Thats a keen detail. It says a lot about the character of the loser older brother, who wont eat what his parents cooked for him because he is such a shit!

[@dontworry7113]

Aphro lol wtf I didn’t even notice

[@williamfountain1921]

Didn't even realize

[@otisdriftw0od_589]

Its not takeout. Its a stouffers french bread pizza

[@1neboss357]

Bro said "Shut up Mooom" like its the price is right. Lmaoo "Come on Doooown" 😂😂😂

[@aarteestmj4958]

Nice catch

[@alicemiriah]

Lmao that was perfect. 30 seconds after his mom mentions it to help him relate and he pulls that 😂

[@YoureNotReet]

I didn’t even catch that. That’s funny tho

[@Samuelroberts34]

I’m not sure what’s funny about the video everything the older brother said is factual 50 percent divorce rate sloppy seconds and like he said everybody else probably already had her and she’s probably already expired women are only supposed to be used not married to unless she’s a virgin other than that used goods disgusting not to be married to marriage is pointless plus you can sleep with whoever when you’re not married and men should cheat in marriage anyways women love that secretly men can’t stay loyal to one woman we’re not supposed to

[@RickiTikkiTavi]

My younger brother got married and I kept thinking back to this sketch hoping it wouldn't be me.

[@utopes]

I’m only 20 and my brother is 18 but I feel he’s prob gonna be the one that gets married first as he’s far more extroverted so it becomes a question of “will I end up in peele’s situation” and I can only hope to have more dignity when that day comes

[@stevedownie1378]

The fact you have enough self-reflection to think and worry about ending up like the guy in the video is enough to not end up like him. I am 28 and not married and single. Am I happy about it? No... Do I sometimes feel like a failure because of it? Yes... But I am doing fine in all other aspects of my life. My self-confidence is just so low I've never been able to ask women out on a date. I will pay a huge price for this eventually. End up lonely and die alone. But I am still well educated, independent, with a solid career and do my best to behave kindly and positively towards others. Anyway I hope you will all find partners eventually and achieve everything you wish in life!

[@Kulumuli]

@@stevedownie1378 My older brother had his 40th birthday party. I was there with his friends. He had a slide show in which he presented everyone of his friends. It was funny and in a good way. Then my slide came up. It was all about me being single. 'Is he preparing to be a monk or something?', suggesting I was still a virgin, which I was not. Even his friends, who I also know, looked at each other, like this isn't very nice. My brother laughed though. And we wouldn't come to my 40th birthday party with MY friends. He doesn't want to know them. A long time friend of mine told my brother (to thank him) that he was inspired by artists he discovered and he later found out about through me. My brother didn't even reply, giving the look of who the F*** are you.

[@searedscallops318]

@@stevedownie1378 I know that it's easier said than done, but try not to feel too bad about it. There's a lot that can be said on the subject, but the short version is that marriage truly is overrated for the most part, and it's "not all that it's cracked up to be". Why do you think that about 50% of marriages end in divorce, and most romantic relationships that people get into fail? How many of those people in legally intact marriages are genuinely "happily married" instead of just tolerating each other? It makes me think of those "vows of love" as meaningless, especially when I think of my relatives who've been married multiple times.

[@discopurgatory]

@@stevedownie1378 bro ur 28 you shouldnt get married you are too young, tf

[@adeline4043]

The fact that this kind of sibling actually exists in a family

[@miriamhavard7621]

Oh yeah.

[@googleuser2505]

It's really sad

[@Josh_ua]

What family?

[@DemoEntertainment]

Yep.... Had to hide the alcohol from my last Thanksgiving. (He somehow still found it)

[@markaplier1261]

This struck me at an emotional level. I was hoping the father would straighten him out. It hurts how the son is more than everything ruining his own life in this way

[@garrytalaroc]

Don't worry, he got the first class seat. and a continental breakfast.

[@nonchalantlydope]

It was an economy plus lmao

[@MrAddyan]

WEll..............don't mind if I ddddoooo............

[@anirudhbhattacharya9469]

Well... Economy class, but eh, privilege is whatever you want it to be. ;)

[@Glocktopus129]

So it’s continental then?

[@isaacsonnenberg7080]

Yes

[@Hunter-e7e]

The older brother is exactly what I imagine the muscle man from Regular Show would look like irl 😂

[@AAZer0]

Damn I thought the same thing 😂 Dam he even sounds like Muscle Man. I can imagine him saying “My Muum”

[@ryanleonen8238]

mitchell "muscle man" 😂😂

[@willoville]

😂😂😂

[@degiguess]

Honestly pretty disrespectful of Keith the treat Clive like that when Clive works hard every day making sure people don't break the rules or use the wrong flair on reddit.

[@twist3dgUt4219]

lmao, this got me 🤣

[@d3r4g45]

Banns anyone that he disagrees with, that's hard work 24/7

[@floriduhgeorgia]

Hahaha

[@ortodogge]

This is the hardest laugh I ever had in KZbin comments.

[@n9s3nse10]

Got banned for quoting a joke cuz it contained the word nigga. Got banned again for saying the word "normal" on a you-know-what post.

[@Captain_Crayzay]

So unbelievably sad that there are people out there just like this character..

[@Captain_Crayzay]

@Yousuf Khan *slow obnoxious clap with intense stare* WRONG!!!! BITCH!!!!

[@chairmanmeow3693]

I know. I can't believe he expected him not to fly first class

[@ribbitgoesthedoglastnamehe4681]

@@Captain_Crayzay When people attempt sarcasm in youtube, its much more believable that they dont.

[@toddharig8142]

Yeah, i know, marriage is for suckers. Also, moms are dumb.

[@yulinapoon7237]

He’s over there looking like Pennywise😂

[@TheNmv20]

“The weddings in Hawaii” “MELE KALIKIMAKA” My Guy said Merry Christmas 😂😂😂😂

[@uso_teej]

Bruh I felt that! Haha

[@junballs6576]

It's like Christmas living in Hawai'i. Everything is expensive!!😂

[@jerryb4705]

To be fair....its really the same difference and his delivery cheered the room up..

[@rickdeckard1075]

5.4 million views....not funny at all....

[@lutherholayeahme7449]

Its Hawaii's way of saying "Merry Christmas to you"

[@billymanilli]

Shut up maaaaaa! Silence from you! You're cut off! From Talking! that part kills me!! lmao

[@RandomBazooka]

I'd like to see a skit where he actually attended the wedding and kept being toxic.

[@shaikirfan6685]

That's a great idea😂😂

[@Kinobambino]

@Levi Chicwown yeeeesss

[@Mr.Infumus]

That would be lit

[@iClone316]

I actually heard they may plan on doing a limited series of new sketches here and there, and I'm praying this will be a continuation.

[@RandomBazooka]

@@iClone316 No way!! Can't wait to see it!

[@ricardolobopower]

When he says that he's been taking care of his parents for the last years and his dad turns his head like "what?!?!"

[@mrs8713]

Living in the basement gaming lol

[@mimimaneuver5797]

Ricardo L. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@jencgold]

Ricardo L. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@brihynniewtrephynniewskumh2698]

I just gave you your 1000th like

[@danielhawkey7616]

Yes we all watched the video

[@jesushinojosa1895]

The look dad gives him when he says" I've been taking care of Mom and Dad for 15 years"😂

[@CB-rv2lj]

"right dad"

[@AnnJo-gq8gu]

Like, boy you can't even take care of yourself, watcha talking about?

[@huntercheadle2679]

@@AnnJo-gq8gu Dad: Nigga what?

[@ryanmccarthy8625]

The dad's looking at him like " It's the other way around you lazy-ass deadbeat sack of shit."

[@joileprincess]

Like they need any help from them. He’s the one with “needs” 😆

[@agboolagboyegao5976]

“Well, that went better than expected”..... the fact that they were even expecting a worse reaction from him screams loud enough 😂😂😂

[@jacksongreene6122]

I can’t tell you how many times my family has said that about one of my brothers “tantrums”

[@maggyf3932]

Oh sure that raises things even more, showing us that way more drama is possible

[@agboolagboyegao5976]

@@jacksongreene6122 lol 😂

[@Darkaleas]

"cause ive been here the last 15 years TAKING CARE OF MOM AND DAD" that part kills me man the way the father looks xDDDDD

[@frontliner2]

Its actually really sad.. :( This happens in a lot of families. But the delivery is genius, i'll admit!

[@youtubeaccount9058]

...and then mom takes a big slug of the wine

[@adrianvargas9700]

Cringing

[@AndreNitroX]

Best excuse to use

[@Eminemfan-mb4qk]

frontliner2 my cousin pulled that shit

[@tweetibyrd8322]

He's definitely related to Meegan. Same attitude and a striking resemblance

[@damaspiderqueen]

Cousins no doubt

[@tweetibyrd8322]

@@damaspiderqueen 😂😂😂😂

[@mizonula53]

🤣🤣🤣

[@Token_Asian123]

Lmao 😂

[@abigailredding8887]

United States of Gaming yeah I think you’re on to something...

[@jakeglass2523]

"Marriage is a *WONDERFUL* journey" "50% end in divorce, thems just the facts"

[@JU-ql4tq]

Lmao. Mine is ending in divorce. Im the 50%

[@DailyDoseofShortsVideos]

J U aww :( sorry bout that love sucks sometimes

[@JU-ql4tq]

@@DailyDoseofShortsVideos thanks. I am over it. He cheated on me . So it's his loss.

[@chrism8180]

@@DailyDoseofShortsVideos 🎵"love can mend your life but love can break your heart"🎵 Message in a Bottle - The Police

[@gunsngunpla]

The 50% stat is skewed by the repeat offenders lol.

[@deli_12play39]

2:31 mom's subtle eye twitch n this sketch gets me every time 😂😂😂😂😂

[@tst128]

She wants to roll here eyes 😂

[@narcisoanasui246]

I never noticed that 😂

[@msyokoming6970]

@@narcisoanasui246lmao same

[@dontworry7113]

His eyes when he sees the picture then says “GREAT LIGHTING”

[@jodynanci]

LMFAO that got me too

[@PinkVelvetCouch]

Airbrush?

[@noah7501]

What does it mean ? For non English bois

[@Kosaro1234]

@@noah7501 photoshopped

[@armada2390]

Lmao "ahbub bub!"

[@kaivonfintel1627]

He’s probably just under a lot of pressure from taking care of his parents for the last 15 years

[@orangesauce1381]

This the best comment

[@lydiapetra1211]

🙏🙏🙏🙏

[@vinyashere4all]

Most people don't think that way, you're right! He could be trying his best, but some people need extra efforts than normal, and he's given up hope on ever being settled mentally, and adjusted his ways to fit his lazy attitude.

[@lydiapetra1211]

@@vinyashere4all dude is a narcissist!

[@vinyashere4all]

@@lydiapetra1211 , undoubtedly, but I'm talking about the 'could be' circumstances that made him that way! The guy in the sketch is just a man-baby, no question lol

[@wendigo2046]

“Your cut off from talking” if I ever say that to my mother I would be cut off from living 🤣

[@katari1544]

Yo right 😂😂

[@randasha123]

Deadass 🤣🤣

[@randasha123]

MusicalElitist1 WOW! Great job 👍 internet scout police.

[@TheLast-One]

You're*

[@randasha123]

MusicalElitist1 yeah okay 🤣

[@louie3404]

2:47 "I've been here, the last 15 years, taking care of mom and dad" 😂

[@markvrahas5080]

I like the dads confused reaction

[@ianmangham4570]

Absolutely 💯 I woz in bits lmno

[@richardkempton1894]

Ernie Hudson's nonverbal response gave me the biggest laugh of this skit!

[@richardwingard4011]

The fact that everyone else had home cooked meals and red wine while older bro had a frozen french bread pizza was classic.

[@anon-tec3500]

Porn

[@loretta2539]

he also has a beer can instead of red wine 😂

[@BL3SSed-Bliss]

As well as hot wings.

[@iPadStroller]

he got engaged and his parents are just seeing her haha

[@zeytelaloi]

moved far away to get away from the brother

[@spacecadetlostintransit]

That’s my parents as well except they don’t care about the dating part, ur either single or married

[@andreyb6989]

Join my clan

[@matzlindfors8987]

Its a comedy sketch moron

[@OrangeMilkBlossom]

Ikr! LOL

[@PS3EVH]

The fact he insist on eating pizza when the rest are eating “adult food”. Nice touch!

[@thedunyadoneya2628]

If you ever say pizza isn't adult food again, YOU'RE DEAD TO ME!

[@UniqueDev1]

Mane: I Choose you!! 😂

[@Jonah_s550]

So u just gonna sit there and bash pizza like that who tf are you

[@philavise6607]

Adult food...

[@PS3EVH]

I just meant that he is a fussy eater. Pizza is for everyone. But he has refused to eat what the other adults around the table are eating.

[@suna9555]

I swear 2:20 is the best part of the video 😂😂😂. "SHUT UP MOOOM, SILENCE FROM YOU, YOU’RE CUT OFF… from talking"

[@khaosflare]

Facts

[@Christopher-mk9tp]

The "you're cut off.... from taking" part always gets me. 😂😂😂

[@SilentExile729]

The strangest thing to me here is that this guy is getting married and his parents have never even heard of her before then.

[@mhballa5866]

if you had a brother like that , you will try to minimize contact.

[@TheBoyBK585]

Someone else said it. I was like what the fuck, how you getting married and your parents don’t even know the bitch?

[@jeece711]

No the parents (probably) knew already. All this staging was to announce it to the older brother. Hence the final scene "well that went better than expected" ^_^

[@SoldMySoul45]

TheBoyBK 2K If I was to ever be married, I doubt I’d ever introduce the woman I was dating to my parents. Probably after the marriage would be best.

[@zerotonyn4247]

In the beginning the parents said that it must be a special occasion. Kinda implying that they don’t really talk all too much.

[@thevolgs9587]

I died when how the father looked when he said I been taking cared of mom and dad😂😂😂

[@888-b8f]

Word word

[@libralady0220]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@tylerfambro69]

For the last 15 years taking care of mom and dad 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@SpiritualBabe101]

Lol

[@Mr1982bigman]

😂😂😂😂

[@tc000]

This 4 minute skit alone made me laugh, cry, angry, cringe, annoyed, sad, happy, encouraged, confused, embarrassed... only key and Peele can give me all these feels at once

[@Shedrick_Goldsmith]

T C damn your emotions are off the chain lol

[@jasonpatterson8091]

Did you skip your medication today?

[@shawnsimonis8126]

The hell is wrong with you lol

[@BinoFelixNinoNarcPeppino]

@@shawnsimonis8126 The fuck Is wrong with you bitch ass loser?

[@BinoFelixNinoNarcPeppino]

I feel You T C .

[@Anthony-zo8jc]

Sloppy seconds, at least...right dad? gets me every time.

[@deanbilly9073]

Fr 😂

[@Samuelroberts34]

I’m not sure what’s funny about the video everything the older brother said is factual 50 percent divorce rate sloppy seconds and like he said everybody else probably already had her and she’s probably already expired women are only supposed to be used not married to unless she’s a virgin other than that used goods disgusting not to be married to marriage is pointless plus you can sleep with whoever when you’re not married and men should cheat in marriage anyways women love that secretly men can’t stay loyal to one woman we’re not supposed to

[@kingofbudokai]

@@Samuelroberts34 Son, I don't know what kind of hell you've gone through that you ended up as delusional and bitter as you are, but you need to snap out of it. I'm sorry your experience has been so terrible, but you are most certainly wrong in your assumptions. Human beings are MEANT to pair bond. Sleeping around with a bunch of different women is both extremely unnatural and extremely harmful to humans. It is quite literally the cause of all STDs, among other things. People often try to rationalize their lust with the "we're just animals" argument, but it's not even true. Humans are not animals in any sense other than the technical scientific classification (in that we do not fall under bacteria, mineral, or plant life, etc.) We have never BEEN animals. We did not evolve FROM animals. We are human beings with higher rational function than "that girl is pretty I want to sex her." We did not develop higher thinking over time, we have literally ALWAYS had it, from the first human ever to exist until now. To lower one's self to that of a morally reprobate beast is a crying shame, and not at all a pathway to real happiness. As much as this might surprise you, most men have never cheated, and most women haven't either. Loyalty is neither as rare or as difficult as you seem to believe. Also, as a side note, "Isn't a virgin" is not the same thing as "is a whore." Personally yes, I do gravitate away from women who sleep around a lot, and I would never in my life date someone like that. But as a whole, women don't become useless or gross just because they aren't virgins. In an ideal world, yes, all non-married people, male and female alike, would be virgins, as that is objectively the most beneficial both to society as a whole (as evidenced by the fact that every single civilized nation in history has accelerated their collapse after embracing hedonism and sexual promiscuity, even more so when it is homosexual in nature just as a bonus fact) and to the physical well being of humans from a biological standpoint, but that doesn't mean everyone falling lower than the ideal standard is worthless. Marriage is a wonderful thing. Commitment to one woman is infinitely more satisfying than an infinity of meaningless trysts, and I hope some day your eyes are opened to that truth.

[@Jonathan-hm8kv]

@@Samuelroberts34 I love how you made a point to put in apostrophes in your word slop, but not any periods or commas. Anyways, get a life loser. 🤣

[@the-enders]

This one hits close to home. My older brother would always yell out “EVERYBODY’S FAVORITE SON” and clap when I had good news 😂

[@Peter-pd9hy]

Sounds like you and your family are pretty fucked up then.

[@KuatoLives99]

hopefully he didn't say sloppy seconds

[@the-enders]

@@KuatoLives99 “right dad?” 😂

[@lizardman1303]

@@the-enders oh look the good son even has to brag on the internet

[@carsondubs]

@@lizardman1303 older brother alt account

[@alvaroescobar1511]

I died when he said he had been taking care of his parents and then the reaction of the father is like WTH you mean boy lol

[@InfidelProductionz]

You died?

[@PanAndScanBuddy]

@@InfidelProductionz he got better

[@philipbacklin6790]

Hahahaha truth😁😁😁

[@alvaroescobar1511]

@@InfidelProductionz yes, i indeed died but i resurrected to post this comment for you to see my friend.

[@SuperLusername]

@@alvaroescobar1511 sweet Jesus, it's You! Oh my God! I mean Your God! I mean my Fa...your Father! Sweet Lord! Is that really You?! I mean Him? I mean are You really him? Or You?

[@ThisorThat63558]

There's literally a mile between his eyes and his hair line

[@JustinCase91744]

Bruh!!! I am DEAD!!!! 🤣😆

[@dimaisatree]

Justin Case You probably didn’t even smile

[@juaquintrumpet3281]

I did

[@beaubasaur808]

You mean his comb over? Lol

[@samuelaurora3632]

@@dimaisatree lol fr people "LMFAOROFL" without even chuckling lol

[@Y2kNash]

It feels like the older brother was an amazing athlete who was acknowledged and admired got injured and never recovered mentally from his glory days so now he hates on his successful little brother

[@Plunz]

The way he says "SHUT UP MOOOOOOOOM" gets me everytime

[@gasandgrits1757]

I replayed that part like 20 times

[@jamaalsq8134]

“SILENCE FROM YOOUUUUU”

[@PtylerBeats]

@@jamaalsq8134 YOU’RE CUT OFF!!!! FROM TALKING

[@littlelogan34]

It sounds like a statement lol

[@danielfaeth3989]

YOUR CUT OFF.... FROM TALKING

[@WatchmyPlaylist.]

This is actually very sad. People like this do exist

[@tie7626]

Yea people like you

[@duydome]

i'm that people

[@yoojerryisinthehouse3865]

Haha lol

[@tie7626]

@@WatchmyPlaylist. Nice essay! Sorry to break it to ya, but hi7ler shot himself in the brain around 80 years ago 🤧 quite similar to to you in a couple years... you’re too focused on other people, you’ll get nowhere in life and stay at your shitty construction job if you keep blaming your staggering unintelligence on the media 😂 in short, it’s best to off yourself

[@WatchmyPlaylist.]

@@tie7626 sorry pal! The soviet union never had hitlers remains, that was debunked decades ago when dna testing came out! You're a little behind :/. Only believe in what can be proven, fella (Edit) hi. Instead of reading this comment chain. Look up these important men Fredrick Leuchter Benjamin H Freedman Alan Sabrosky Christopher Bollyn Dont waste time.

[@eugeneevangelista8073]

That Father's face when he said he was taking care of them for the last 15 years be like "Dafuq?"

[@techmic2854]

Lmfaaao wooord

[@believei-must5092]

On gang

[@stormwatcher59]

...as mom drinks her wine!!

[@eyeswideawake5]

LOL...2:45

[@sjaranaz]

ernie hudson was a great get for this skit!

[@mirjana5514]

I love the tiny details, such as the dad looking at Klive after he said he takes care of them

[@aaronhillsworld]

“Great lighting”....”Airbrushed?” The hate is so real 😂😂😂

[@82shamroc]

That was such a great line..

[@nyleo04]

The pettiness bruh

[@VectormanRxQueen]

Aaron Hill TV lol

[@marks8437]

@ I loved that line, and the slurp of the drink afterward was perfect.

[@aaronhillsworld]

Mark S right!!!! I peeped that too 😂😂😂

[@johnabbottphotography]

Can we just give credit to the two actors who play Keegan's parents? They have to maintain the reality of what's going on without constantly breaking because of how hilarious Jordan is.

[@Tropicaya]

I would love to see a "behind the scenes", now that you mention it. Gold.

[@kevinkirwan449]

That's Ernie Hudson (Ghostbusters among many) and Julia Duffy (Shameless and Newhart among many), they have been in a lot of movies and shows.

[@Semiotichazey]

@@kevinkirwan449 Good catch! I recognized Hudson but Duffy went right over my head!

[@johnwtx]

@@kevinkirwan449 Oh no no no no that's Stephanie Vanderkellen???? Childhood crush... I'm so old.

[@fleecejohnson5750]

Fuck for real bro!!

[@naatosifish5422]

The way the dad looks at him when he says "I've been here taking care of Mom and Dad".

[@lowyz8]

Hilarious!!!! 🤣🤣🤣

[@cheesecakelasagna]

2:53 for infinite loop experience

[@dgtlgtr3272]

He's thinking "who's taking care of who now?"

[@lro001]

CheesecakeLasagna “When you’ve been trolping ALL over the world!!!!”

[@gauravkumar3146]

Only Key & Peele can turn a super serious family situation into hilarious drama.😂😂😂

[@KurtCobain-c1z]

Also, vitually all other talented comedians since that's their job

[@johnpaulino1565]

"Sloppy seconds... right dad?" Lmao

[@Juice4o2]

😂😭

[@orangechicken3408]

😂 😂 😂

[@westonweekes2294]

at least

[@1-2-3-help4]

The plot thickens

[@SCRaetz]

@@1-2-3-help4 ...or at least to get stickier. 😏

[@mason7089]

Nobody gonna mention the dad is literally a ghostbuster.

[@chloekit4861]

He is!!!!! Omg didn’t even notice that!

[@imkyle4life]

Also the warden from Oz

[@kyle93watson]

@@imkyle4life He also played Sergeant Albrecht in The Crow as well if I'm not mistaken.

[@jordipernillo3026]

He busted in that ghost ;)

[@jessiej6715]

@@kyle93watson That's correct

[@IVilnn]

How that dad didn’t throw that man across the room is beyond me

[@jakerojas4942]

Because sons are a reflection of their father

[@frutalesdiary6263]

@@jakerojas4942 all the single moms on the world:

[@jakerojas4942]

@@frutalesdiary6263 Just quoting God. He brings errors of fathers upon their offspring. Fathers cause the birth. The child's dna- comes from dada. The child's skin color comes from mama

[@shaunarthur5111]

@@jakerojas4942 dad seemed to be pretty chill dude imho

[@jakerojas4942]

@@shaunarthur5111 yeah but how was he acting when he impregmated mom years ago?

[@Destinylover14]

"SHUT UP.... MOM" my god that was perfect

[@Will-en3kn]

People talking about Drake & Josh's history teacher but nobody is going to point out the fact that the dad is a ghostbuster?

[@amandah3619]

What. Bunch of uncultured swine. Also. I had no idea who the mom was 😂

[@akanksha1170]

😮

[@ickisdog1592]

I knew he was insanely familiar but now I know that he's Ernie Hudson

[@Will-en3kn]

@@ickisdog1592 Yep

[@ickisdog1592]

😃

[@clutchcity3851]

Every time I see a troll on the internet that’s what I assume they look like 🤣🤣🤣

[@PRS-qh5jf]

Trolltrace will let you know if your correct call 18009115555 to set up your troll trace account today.

[@TheRyanos]

You don't even have to assume it because it's a fact that trollers are as pathetic as this dude in the vid.

[@rgdssd]

Clutch City 😂😂😂

[@MrKahlil1001]

This comment should get way more likes.

[@NathanielSnider1017]

@MEGATRON true tho

[@muyin]

The wig person is the unsonged hero of this show.

[@ErrolCe]

Yeah their costumes make it so much better

[@corysmith564]

What makes you think that's a wig?

[@pbee.njayay444]

YES

[@aliceryan7053]

the wigs are amazing

[@Boobooocittypuk]

Oh shit I was the 666th like lol

[@mankind4230]

2:54 the way dad looks at the son when he says that he's the one taking care of them 😂😂

[@frankjoz2803]

He should kick his ass out for even talking to his mom like that.

[@joshjacobson9846]

Is he eating a frozen meal while they’re all eating a home cooked dinner?

[@bribay]

I peeped that too. Looks like stouffers French Bread pizza

[@joshjacobson9846]

bribay yes! It does look like a folded open crispy cooking box and some french bread pizza.

[@shawnthesheep6832]

THE best detail 😂😂

[@roninreturns]

"I'm going to eat in my room..." (grabs microwaved frozen meal and leaves the table)

[@quattro4468]

Man children usually dont like real food. Where do you think the tendies meme comes from?

[@showngo1587]

When he did the second glance at the phone when he realized who she was lol

[@funnymunny3308]

How does the son have a worse hairline than his dad lmao

[@theexpierow8951]

Poor health lol. My older brother who is 24 is balding while my 57 year old dad still has a full head of hair

[@christiandenton2174]

TheExPieRow baldness can come from the mothers side too

[@theexpierow8951]

@@christiandenton2174 Yeah true that. That's why I'm so scared I'm gonna end up like my brother

[@limepop340]

IIRC male-pattern baldness is X-linked, meaning the dad’s hairline has nothing to do with the son’s. Edit: To elaborate, the main gene responsible in on the X chromosome, which is always given to male progeny by the mother (the father must give a Y chromosome, otherwise the child is a girl). Therefore any genes expressed by the X chromosome in a father will not be passed down to his son. A son’s hairline is completely unrelated to his father’s, so to get a picture of what his hair situation will look like, he should refer to males on his mom’s side (but not, say, his mom’s dad’s dad). If your mom’s dad went bald, that’s at least 50% for you. If your mom’s brother is going bald, that’s at least 25% for you (mom’s mom had the bald gene). If both, at least 75%.

[@bryanlife3311]

@@christiandenton2174 yep..i got mine from my mom.

[@ninjasamwallin]

I’m so happy I never turned out like this. I always hoped my younger brother would be better than me. And he is, and I feel nothing but pride for him.

[@iamCifu]

lol

[@llovenoha]

❤❤

[@silentbooks3879]

That's awesome...wish other siblings were like u❤

[@tweepy123]

Aw, such a great older sibling you are!!

[@Jackflip1996]

Why not want the best for him and yourself?

[@aaronlepcha4768]

Mom's subtle acting is just spot on... idk why no one is talking bout it ... it's funny yet I feel so bad for her...

[@coraandhernicebangs7703]

Yah.. the dad too.. the subtle reactions of the parents were hilarious

[@BaldMancTwat]

Probably because they're legitimate actors that have been in a bunch of movies and TV shows.

[@Mahli711]

She reminds me of a passive version of my granmda

[@xayhovan6814]

@@annawestfall2634 the man played in ghost busters and Oz

[@eltonmendonca5994]

every single line was fun!!!!

[@vVVest_]

How the dad looked at him when he said I’ve been taking care of mom and dad for 15 years 😂

[@AndreNitroX]

Like I’ve got take care of you son

[@shaileshnavale1819]

Note to myself 2:50

[@user-ct6rk9zq6h]

😂

[@keashaqueen715]

Right

[@earthwax7946]

This is that guy in the Internet comment sections who disagrees with you no matter what you say just to be argumentative.

[@mikegribanov6105]

Ya, thats me but I'm way cooler and my mom is a bitch

[@csgman5981]

NO ITS NOT

[@angryanakin]

You’re cut off

[@charlesmartiniii1405]

This is literally the stupidest comment ever. You fucking idiot. Fuck you

[@jefbozies3707]

Fuck you not all of us are losers like you

[@upstate4288]

There’s so many comedic gems in this skit. It’s unbelievable.

[@theloreoverseer7106]

You know this guy is a terrible person when they said: “ that actually went better than expected”

[@jimbopaw]

They are happy to be get rid of him that's why.

[@theloreoverseer7106]

Ro lf I know right?

[@johnlee9888]

Maybe like that's the joke

[@ballatam7]

Yup ... that’s the joke ...

[@parrishharris3008]

True indeed

[@indira3292]

I swear Jordan’s characters are petty all the time 🤣

[@a.p.6301]

* cough cough * MEEGAN * cough cough * 😂

[@Jasonbossman123]

That's what makes him amazing lmaoo

[@shitpostingstevebecauseall6279]

@@a.p.6301 Why are you coughing? There's no context to your coughing. This is the KZbin comments section. No one's being polite.

[@a.p.6301]

Davis Prather like you said, THIS IS THE YT COMMENT SECTION, I can do what I please, we all can 😷 😘

[@ramospedro7272]

Davis Prather ok boomer

[@killianbarrans8188]

*Anybody does anything* The older brother: 👏🏻...👏🏻...👏🏻

[@yatsumakitohashi3292]

*👏🏽...👏🏽...👏🏽

[@tonyfondacaro1980]

Mom says anything: “SHUT UP MOM!!!”

[@MikeFields83]

0:42 “sorry bro them just the facts” 😂 that shit gets me every time 😂

[@arpan6246]

My Ma would have played fronthand backhand with me if I talked like that to her 😂😂😂

[@falidisu2139]

Arpanxd your momma black I guess. See how they used a white woman and not black...

[@Russianboyz95]

@@falidisu2139 nah, probs Indian

[@jay-babbasi9056]

@@falidisu2139 don't be racist KKK

[@KrimNL10DenZ]

@@falidisu2139 that's a very racist comment. Good job putting your stupidity and ignorance on full display!

[@TBGmario]

i choose front hand

[@briansounalath]

It’s amazing how Key and Peele gets these A-class talent to basically sit there and be extras.

[@fcon2123]

Seriously, how are there so few comments about Ernie Mother-Fuckin Hudson being in this skit!?

[@zivkovicable]

They aren't extras..That's acting.

[@wilsonj.jimeneza.103]

OMG THAT'S ERNIE HUDSON!!!!???@@fcon2123

[@EternalShadow1667]

tbf they aren’t exactly extras, they play critical roles in the sketch but i get your point 😂

[@RRomaynebro]

So f true

[@griffinweaver7762]

“ SHUT UP MOOOM silence from you!! Your cut off.. from talking.”😂😂😂💀💀I’m dying

[@Rico401Prov]

Yeah it’s hard to watch this without laughing lol

[@tajj1351]

I’m literally in tears 😭 …

[@freakoutboy1492]

Straight out of I Think You Should Leave

[@Seandavis19]

Yup🤣🤣

[@slashbash1347]

*you're

[@edgarg6559]

This has got to be one of the greatest sketches of all time lol

[@Ajaws]

The mom is the teacher who hated Drake Parker

[@legit_andrej6575]

😂😂😂 right

[@lataijacreighton3521]

Yess😂😂

[@thereaper5560]

I thought she look familiar

[@DonPablo111]

You're the real MVP

[@romain8390]

THANK YOU. I was trying to figure out where I've seen her before.

[@bullykojima3232]

I tried to insult my brother and then he married my favourite show's actress CONSEQUENCES

[@acrsclspdrcls1365]

LOL

[@MrBigShot110]

Yeah, this is about to be top comment

[@charliewolf4411]

What show

[@youngvices7938]

Who

[@ZLKAR9]

wakakakakaka damn u got that right!

[@MajinGorilla]

“Shut uuuuuupp moooooooom” 😂😂😂

[@whoopsydoodle5933]

SILENCE FROM YOU!!! XD

[@morallygray6527]

YOU'RE CUT OFF FROM TALKING

[@locario13]

I bust out laughing on that part...😭😵

[@jenniferruess]

kills me every time! im still packin that one. my mom is 80 yrs old, and i don't wanna kill her with me screaming "Shut up Mom!!!!, so the rest of the fam always blames me for killing her. Still in my Dr. Evil future plans, LOL!!!

[@thebigcheeseexehasstoppedw7999]

i was reading the comments and he said the exact thing as i was reading this

[@jesuscampos6980]

hands downs one of my favorite skits 😂 love this one

[@grenzviel4480]

If I ever told my mom to "shut up", I would get disowned

[@mominor6913]

Id get smacked.....real hard lol

[@Account-vx1gf]

Coffin Dance

[@strongboyo7602]

Bro, same

[@You-dont-get-to-know-1001]

I’d get smacked so hard

[@your_host_9657]

I would be living under a rock

[@AvoidTIMtation]

"Lemme get eyes on this...everybody else already ha------👀" LMAOOOOO

[@PinkPoo]

🤣🤣🤣

[@chinagrayson5253]

Yes my favorite part

[@ahokay3119]

@Alina-Feicia Avram literally you can just cut them out lol.

[@Mr.Infumus]

I saw this comment as he was saying that 😂

[@sportslegend3601]

@@ahokay3119 not that simple

[@tstan9713]

The sip of soda after "not the best presenter" holy shit

[@mohamedchmorra6220]

T Stan bruh

[@tstan9713]

@@mohamedchmorra6220 bruuuh

[@jeaangulo]

I so noticed that as well!! Lol. Not sure why but i imagine him sipping a kid soda, like grape or sormthign.

[@tstan9713]

@@jeaangulo absolutely, on point hahaha

[@duocamerakids6266]

That’s not normal?😂 I do that all the time

[@noeman88]

As sad as it is to say, this is literally what my older brother is like. It really sucks to have an older sibling to act like this when your friend's older siblings are serving as mentors to them.

[@tluci]

what does he do

[@BagusAchmad]

"I've been here for the last 15 years taking care of mom and dad..." Mom & Dad: *sips wine*

[@jondunmore4268]

Dad gives him a "look."

[@antoinedickerson6164]

@@jondunmore4268 like I know the hell you didn't fix your mouth to say some 💩 like that! L🤣L

[@salihrahman2523]

This comment is dumb and useless... but I guess my reply to this comment is dumb and useless also...

[@marius498]

@@salihrahman2523 Let's all be dumb and useless!

[@jacobbegley5026]

Yeah, bud

[@max-3158]

I'm very hesitant to laugh because deep down I'm scared that I may end up like him Edit: i just got a random notification after 2 months and 5.3k likes later. Not gonna lie its quite good to know that im not the only one like this 😅😅

[@Carlos-xz3vi]

You won’t. Because you are aware.

[@wholeholew]

Which one?

[@max-3158]

@@Carlos-xz3vi being aware doesn't help much if you don't actually put in effort

[@max-3158]

@@wholeholew the black guy

[@blackalien6873]

@@max-3158 There are 3 black guys....

[@hongcesoo4358]

Peeles acting is just incredible. The way he "cried" is just so hilarious. Gets me everytime

[@justin57153]

And how he barely gets out... "...ff-first class?" LMAO

[@SaulGoodman-w2x]

Those are manly tears.

[@jpogigtxcr1778]

@@justin57153 then the sudden change of face after they can’t afford it

[@SirSnipington]

One of my biggest fears is turning out like Clive. Whenever I’m starting to get lazy and complacent in life I just rewatch this video and it kicks me back into gear