Kick-Ass 2 - Hit-Girl vs Mother Russia

[@scubs4632]

When You Accidentally Invited Marvel And DC At The Same Convention

[@achxd]

When You Type Like This.......

[@masonmcgovern5353]

Lol

[@zingit7208]

Lmao

[@jeanlukvolker5130]

Murder fest. It won't be pretty

[@packedentertainment2866]

MEMEmachine lol 😂

[@Jvstin1128]

Don’t lie mother Russia carried the whole supervillain team

[@p0rta1alt77]

Justin Velazquez so true lol

[@Aztroverze]

Ong

[@davidbolha]

Or ate them. 😁

[@07citychamp]

On those sculpted as fuck shoulders

[@hypnoticskull6342]

Yup. The heroes actually had decent fighters

[@WestLegend03]

Mother Russia is the female version of Bane.

[@eduardomagana3858]

Yet, ironically, Hit Girl was injected with the drug.

[@obiwankenobi2139]

Nope, just an average Russian housewife

[@409guapo2]

No Bane is the male version of Mother Russia

[@LloydWebster04]

Female reversion on Ivan Drago

[@Luca-iy3he]

If that's so, Mother Russia would've used drugs

[@angelabinn174]

When hit girl is stabbing her with all those pieces of glass it looks like an Injustice power move

[@cheatbluevii9123]

SUBARASHII!!

[@corpseliax]

I know right?!

[@Woodsman405]

Right!!

[@Irishfatboy]

No it should be mortal kombat fatality

[@Irishfatboy]

I still think it right

[@michaelhenman4887]

In Soviet Russia she's just a normal housewife...

[@luiz918]

+Michael Henman haha loved it.

[@parabalani]

+Michael Henman No, in soviet russia she's a big exception, because she's not an alcoholic.

[@yiledute]

+Michael Henman ha, I remembered Izumi from FMA Brotherhood

[@ChrisPPotatoIDC]

+pupicucek2 Killed the joke

[@auraflowerthompson8203]

+yiledute memories; she was my favourite character.

[@seemingly.seavey2469]

*its called adrenaline bitch* Best line in the whole movie. I watched the movie almost everyday and say that line as well lol

[@maikomax01]

naah, I love the "you blew up my dad with a bazooka"

[@cover971]

aRteeFiCal coLores I remember doing this

[@imabowl2105]

aRteeFiCal coLores sane

[@RishabhSharma-ey2zk]

Coz that’s not weird at all!

[@megamanblack4309]

I also loved that part.

[@serSafir]

In the comics the fight was extremely close, hitgirl almost lost. Mother Russia was strangling her with her bare hands. Then two random geeks come up and say "hit girl? Do you need help?" Mother Russia turns around and Hit Girl uses the momentary distraction to slit her throat. Then she tore her head off in front of the boys and said "Thanks for the assist!"

[@craigprentice5634]

I love the movie

[@opa-age]

That sounds worse than the movie

[@jeromethomaspakalomattom1530]

Good thing it wasn’t included in the movie.

[@craigprentice5634]

@@jeromethomaspakalomattom1530 what happened?

[@BearKing51]

@@craigprentice5634 uh read the comment you replied under...

[@AntoineTurnerXYZ]

Why’s nobody talking about how mother russia just stood on the couch waiting for a worthy opponent to challenge her? She personifies “final boss energy”

[@QuEsT_X]

Yup and as soon as she saw hit girl handle that pansy with ease she was like let’s get it!

[@bbruhndon]

Is it just me or do I just wish for there to be a Kick-Ass 3

[@kelenolis4565]

There was supposed to be but kick ass and kick ass 2 were the 2 highest movies illegally downloaded which cost the studio millions of dollars in losses.

[@firefly8471]

Support your favorite movies by watching them in theater

[@ikmmcn9513]

or a dozen more

[@chaengurimoguri5154]

@@Transmedal2 stfu

[@imposterblockade1826]

@@chaengurimoguri5154 white knight that gets no pussy

[@rednova4669]

Ellen Degeneres can really fight

[@drawtoonist8052]

Red Nova I laughed so hard at this

[@randomcomment.3471]

You mean Bill Clinton.

[@moonhattrelyrics]

😂😂😂

[@berserkstroke]

Random comment. 😂

[@edwardbarker8792]

I pissed my self whilst reading this

[@poppyaje]

why oh why... Hit Girl don't listen to Edna Mode

[@fryjohans9545]

Nocapes!

[@gurk6969]

just_poppy kick ass did he wanted one then thought it was shit

[@bluhummingbird2179]

NO CAPES! Favorite line in that movie from her.😊😆😅😁😁

[@lastraven8575]

Because Edna mode is a terrible designer who killed a lot of heroes because she didn't add a quick release on her capes

[@isaiahhackshaw201]

Do you remember Thunderhead? Tall, storm powers. Nice man. Good with kids. November 15th of '58. All was well, another day saved when his cape snagged on a missile fin. Stratogale! April 23rd, '57. Cape caught in a jet turbine. Meta-man, express elevator. Dynaguy, snag on takeoff. Splashdown, sucked into a vortex. No capes! Now, go on. Your new suit will be finished before your next assignment.

[@brndn206]

Imagine when the portals open in the final battle against Thanos, John Wick, Kick-Ass, Hit girl, etc comes through

[@carlosc3378]

😂😂😂😂

[@mr.meeceecss452]

They shoulda put kick ass and hit girl coming out along with the crimson bolt and the watchmen just for a troll

[@johnnylawrence7409]

Thanos would’ve been dead in 5 mins flat

[@Yamanosei95]

Well Kick-Ass is technically from Marvel because it was published on ICON Comics, an imprint of Marvel.

[@Awesome_Pichu]

Kick ass also takes place in the same universe as Kingsman

[@nighthasfallen456]

2:10 I hear Edna Mode in the back: "NO CAPES!"

[@tommyd3641]

lmao

[@LexiDango]

I saw this in the theater and I yelled no capes at that part

[@wtsyrdeal]

lol i said the same thing when she almost got choked out by mother russia.

[@HikariPokemon11]

Me too! hahaha I though exactly the same.

[@michaelbozas]

Night Has Fallen Ha ha definately.

[@gourry47]

Fun fact in the comics hit girl used cocain instead of adrenaline.

[@umachan9286]

Fun fact had Hit Girl actually mainlined adrenaline it would have killed her.

[@100nitrog2]

Um...other fun fact: that's not true at all. Hit Girl didn't use anything when she fought Mother Russia. Battle Guy and Ass Kick accidentally distract her, giving Hit Girl the opportunity to stab her with broken glass from a shattered storefront and cut her head off.

[@Jack-ry7fl]

Little known fact adrenaline gives you super speed

[@umachan9286]

+The Shaqtus Technically it does. It's triggered by the "fight or flight" reflex. If you choose to fight it lessens the pain receptors so you can go at it harder and it amps up your strength and reflexes so that you can respond faster. Or if you choose to run it helps you to focus and speeds you up. Have you never heard stories of people in moments of great stress literally being able to lift a car off a loved one? That's adrenaline.

[@Jack-ry7fl]

Uma Chan super speed though

[@TheSouthsboy14]

Imagine if Mother Russia threw the adrenaline away once she took it off Hit girl. She'd be screwed..

[@SlasherIncorporated]

Scott Wright Yes, she would have been. She's lucky that Mother Russia assumed it was poison and injected it into her to kill her that way. That battle was won by pure, dumb luck.

[@andrewcarson6925]

@@SlasherIncorporated no HIT girl knew she was gonna do that HIT GIRL WON FAIR AND SQUARE

[@SlasherIncorporated]

andrew carson No, Hit-Girl didn't know that. That was her plan, and she was hoping that Mother Russia would inject her with it. But there was always the possibility that Mother Russia would simply toss the syringe away instead of using it on her. That was the whole point of the original post.

[@isadora4237]

​@@SlasherIncorporated It bothers me a bit, because being poisoned is a more merciful way to kill someone. Isn't mother russia supposed to be cruel and kill her in the most violent, painful way possible? Just watching as hit girl eyes close as she "dies" doesn't really fit her character, in my opinion.

[@3120dd]

SlasherIncorporated bruh she knew that’s why she acted like she was going to stab mother Russia so she would think it’s poison that way she would stab hit girl instead

[@ShaneIsChosen1]

2:55 the way she was smiling when she took those 2 punches 😂😂😂😭

[@MYSTICKNIGHT23]

Lmao 😂

[@SuperD00D]

Mother Russia is truly badass fighter, but Hitgirl is a killer that’s the difference ... well, and plot armor lol

[@BoostedGamer]

killer badass* i didnt see mother russia doing backflips and taking out a whole corridor full of people at the age of only 10 and a half

[@byronsenior6499]

Massive plot armor. MR had a chance to break both her arm and her neck.

[@queensarah3098]

@@BoostedGamer If I was fighting such a little girl, I would have just beat her up no matter if she does backflips....Strength and Muscles decide fights, and i got muscles! 😂😂

[@WatchUrHead1]

The fuck u mean Hitgirl is a killer and that’s the difference mother Russia kills like 5 people in this movie lol

[@stephencarolan3268]

You didn't see Mother Russia kill 10 cops without breaking a sweat?

[@maxell149]

When cosplay goes wrong at comic con...XD

[@ZC.Andrew]

Or goes right!!!! Can Cosplay Dominatrix be a thing??????

[@MarkEmperor]

LOL

[@arnoldrivas4590]

Imagine this was the Anime Expo in LA? Man that would be the shit!

[@DirtyInvestor87]

Frequent-Blackouts am I tha only one that feel that instead of hit girl and mother Russia fighting out that they should of went down on each otha

[@DirtyInvestor87]

no I don't mean that

[@idkidk-vj2xs]

Its called adrenalin bishhhhh love hit girl face when she said that😄😄

[@BJ52091]

idk idk she’s like “Tee hee fists in my face tickle”

[@enormastits7173]

2:51

[@cillianmcgovern7957]

0:59 when you try kill that one spider that keeps running away

[@1hz458]

Cillian McGovern LOL

[@oliverbiro6316]

Lol I'm dying on it 😂😂

[@malscyllis]

Mother Russia was awesome. It was her first time acting in a movie too

[@bhadbitch]

You know nothing

[@marcorp87]

a normal day at comic-con :D

[@reyxenuri]

lmfao

[@gsam3]

marcorp87 dang 😂

[@judgec7588]

Let me guess. They were arguing who played the better Joker. Heath Ledger or Jack Nicholson.

[@jeremyfranklinwhitfieldthe2171]

Marvel vs DC

[@gedeyogam9096]

Star wars vs Star trek again huh....

[@manoffaith6952]

I like this movie just because of hitgirl

[@MOBROOKS]

Same

[@juandro7823]

Yes

[@myth333]

same and also kick-ass

[@andrewcarson6925]

SAME HERE I WATCHED THE KICK ASS MOVIES CAUSE HIT GIRL I HAVE THE ACTION FIGURE

[@berserkstroke]

Shane Tyray I’m pretty sure that’s why everyone watches this movie 😂

[@siddharthkhirwar7192]

Its amazing how Hit Girl is a billion times less powerful than Captain Marvel and makes zero claims about how strong and badass she is and yet is a 100X times more badass .

[@lightheart5]

Billy Baston is the true Captain Marvel

[@m_fredi9549]

You should read Kick Ass comic, she is even more badass there

[@henriquemontalvao8492]

Rule number one of badass: DON'T show off too much or you will be considered an egocentric prick

[@dragon_mike4654]

@Randy Cabreralopez I agree

[@Random_gamer5617]

@Randy Cabreralopez ikr

[@Jayforeman3047]

This is one of my favourite movie fights.

[@dragonbane44]

This is such a poorly made fight though. Lots of cuts.

[@felix_patriot]

this video has lots of cuts because he is cutting only the hit girl vs mother russia parts out of the movie

[@illijahquick1144]

IKR

[@dersteppenwolf5458]

Still a better fight than any Steven Seagal's movie fight.

[@E-MAN979]

2:58 That was actually a extremely badass clip

[@KRRJ]

That's some straight up mortal Kombat fatality right there XD

[@KaranSingh-wu4oy]

3:14 hit girl turns around like big daddy

[@zoeiles1333]

Karan Singh the video of burning soull the video of music music video of burning soul video music video burning soul

[@ogwickedmilk]

whut

[@Faltzerbeast90]

3:08 looks like an anime. So well done

[@x_shan_x2367]

Why does hit girl always get thrown into a table 😹😹😹

[@BasketOfPuppies]

Tables are her only weakness!

[@x_shan_x2367]

xDD

[@SuperYoshikong]

+X_Shan_X Wow, you're pretty 😍

[@x_shan_x2367]

SuperYoshikong aw thanks

[@dalejeremiah08]

She's called "Hit Girl" for a reason

[@cioccopower5258]

the cheaper version of civil war 😂 still awesome tho

[@3120dd]

CIOCCOPOWER bs dumbass this came before civil war

[@rasheedjeffries5754]

The joke went over your head

[@ofthesic_3153]

@@imposterblockade1826 hes burnt toast

[@pullupenthusiast3800]

Gaming KnockeR You know there was a civil war comic before this movie right?

[@2muchwit]

@@rasheedjeffries5754 Lets say it was a bad joke then

[@AgentDerevko]

Can Hit Girl just get a spin off please??

[@PerfectAlibi1]

+Pokemontas Maybe as hit woman instead too? XD

[@BrainDeadZombies]

+Im that guy that makes dumb videos. The Kick Ass series was discontinued due to how badly Kick Ass 2 did in the Box Office. Which I think is okay. This movie had its moments, but it did not live up to the comic book's origin like Kick Ass did.

[@BrainDeadZombies]

***** It would be interesting to see how they would've adapted the series in the third movie. A lot of what they changed in Kick Ass 2's film adaption from the comic would really have affected the plot for Kick Ass 3.

[@yeahwellthatsjustlikeyouro7466]

I want a super gory Mother Russia spin off too.

[@LadySeraphineCC]

Yaasssss!!!

[@nurse425]

DAMN, Hit Girl would've been BAD ASS in Mortal Kombat! Hell, you could even use the 'Broken Glass' Fatality!

[@phoenixrose7154]

DUDE OMG THAT IS THE BEST IDEA IVE EVER HEARD

[@phoenixrose7154]

"The Leg of Death Grip" for her fatality if used on others.

[@claudiosousa9592]

netherlands where are you?, please take notes

[@chrisclarkreviews420]

Comic Con just broke out into a riot

[@Xylarxcode]

She got lucky in the end, there. And Mother Russia proved the same point The Incredibles already proved. Don't wear ffin capes. Mother Russia used the cape to force Hit Girl in a chokehold that would have killed her, had she not decided to try and use the adrenaline on Hit Girl. That's where the luck part comes in. I get that she assumes it's poison meant for her, but she didn't need to inject Hit-Girl with it. She already had her in a death grip. Could have just throw the needle away, choke Hit-Girl into subciousness and then shoot her in the face, just to make sure. But yea; I guess heroes gotta win somehow.

[@Xylarxcode]

***** Which part doesn't make sense? -Don't wear capes. Capes give you trouble. The Incredibles pointed out several ways capes can backfire (sure, they made a humorous point of it, but it's still a good point). Hit Girl wears a cape and Mother Russia used that against her by forcing Hit Girl into a chokehold using Hit Girl's cape. -No need to use the needle on Hit Girl. Mother Russia already had her in a grip from which Hit Girl couldn't escape. She had already won. All she needed to do was wait. She didn't need the needle. The only reason she did use it was because the writers needed to work in a way for Hit Girl to win somehow.

[@Xylarxcode]

***** Reasons a superhero shouldn't wear a cape: -They can be used to hinder your fighting abilities. Assuming you are fighting someone of equal strength, skill and speed, your adversary could easily pull, tug or step on the cape thereby hinidering your movements and giving them an advantage in the battle. They could even be used to pull them over your head to obstruct your vision, or like Mother Russia shows here, to be wrapped around your neck to choke you. -They are a lot more susceptible to fire. A cape can catch fire a lot more easy then skintight clothing, forcing you into a situation that is never going to be favorable. -They can get snagged on a loose nail or other protruding object at the worst possible time, thus leaving you vulnerable during a time when you can't afford to be, as shown in The Incredibles. If Hit Girl could have gotten loose from the cape in time, she would have done so. She didn't, so either she was too late or she simply didn't think about it. Whatever the case, the fact remains that her cape disadvantaged her and when it backfired she couldn't do anything to prevent it from happening. Mother Russia didn't need the needle, but I will concede that is her own hubris that caused her to use it on Hit Girl. Defeating the enemy with their own weapon is indeed within her character and is a more humiliating defeat, as you point out. Mother Russia is boastful and arrogant. She wanted to be able to say: I killed Hit Girl with her own devices. She was no match for me even with her weapons. You've got a point there.

[@Xylarxcode]

***** Well, Batman is an exception. His cape is part of his set up. It is made of a fireresistant, flexilble material that is strong enough to support his weight. He can use it to glide around to break high falls or just to get around easier. There is also the advantage of being able to hide weapons in your cape. You could easily hide a switchblade or other gadget in there that you can pull out in a cinch. However most heroes/villains just use it as a part of their costume that serves no purpose. Superman, Shazam, Dr Doom; Thor etc. Their capes serve no purpose. For them, or for people with no actual powers such as in the Kick Ass universe, they'd be better off without them for reasons already stated.

[@SlasherIncorporated]

Xylarxcode Yeah, Batman is the only superhero I can think of where his cape is not just merely a part of his costume and actually serves a function. It's a gadget itself, in a way. That's what makes Batman stand out. His suit is not just something he wears to protect his identity and/or wears as a sort of "uniform", it serves a function. It not only protects his identity, but also physically protects himself, as well as strikes fear into his enemies and intimidates them. Various parts of the costume also function individually as gadgets to aid him in his battles.

[@BilliamBusey]

Xylarxcode I mean, it makes sense that she would inject Hit Girl with what she thought was poison. She's sadistic and probably wanted to add insult to injury. Basically rub salt in the wound of how badly Hit Girl lost(or would have, if it were poison)

[@kingcarlos1]

average comic-con

[@WhoopityDoo]

+Carlos Fucking Carlos.

[@spysoldier8583]

+Carlos This fight is comic-con on drugs.

[@trinyenne]

CARLOS

[@michaelpeterson1951]

300: Battle of comic-con

[@Cyrax4d]

😂😂😂

[@Malice_Mantis]

Ever since I saw this movie, I had fuggin respect for Khloe

[@BoostedGamer]

yea same especially since she did almost all of her stunts.

[@gutsbigfan]

Sorry to be that guy but it's spelt Chlöe

[@ermacchato1460]

@@gutsbigfan yeah and she ruined her career by doing that awful movie about Aliens she went all down to Hollywood s black list

[@dzubu3879]

@@gutsbigfan *Chloë

[@p0rta1alt77]

Nice spelling

[@pirunge]

2:42 - how it feels to chew 5 gum

[@leslierobinson8724]

"No capes." - Edna.

[@sakura_rain4915]

mother Russia was hardcore and hitgirl got her ass handed to her. just like in killbill with gogo yabari, the bride got lucky and so did hitgirl.

[@GigaChadh976]

Beatrix won because she had a better blade.

[@sakura_rain4915]

Alucard The Crimson fucker nope, her blade was ripped out of her hands 5 seconds into the fight by gogo's meteor hammer, baby. she didn't stand a chance. she only won from sheer dumbluck: gogo had wrapped the chain around her neck and proceeded to sadistically strangle her to death slowly, she got lucky that she was able to spy a piece of wood on the ground with a giant nail sticking out of it. she distracted gogo by plunging it into her foot and then ended her by stabbing her in the head with it. if she hadn't seen the wood or it wasn't there, she'd have been killed. dead as a door-nail. (no blade, sorry.) perhaps you should go and re-watch the fight.

[@shadowoffspring7728]

sakura_rain Fights to the death are not only determined by skill of the weapon. Resourcefulness, quick thinking, judgment, and even luck is fair game. Your argument is moot.

[@sakura_rain4915]

David Tejeda I'm not arguing with anyone. I'm just correcting someone on a scene in a movie. if you want to talk about skill and the such why don't you consult Quentin Tarantino and the dude who choreographed it? trying to make yourself look/sound smart by trying to cancel another person's comments about a movie they watched is pointless. so btw your argument is irrelevant as it has nothing to do with this conversation.

[@shadowoffspring7728]

Fair enough. There was vanity behind my last line. I'm very sorry about that. I do think it's fun to consider other things like what I said into fights like this. Makes it more interesting in my opinion.

[@ceo_tj]

1:32 when you studied so hard and think you passed the test but you actually failed BADLY 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@gutsbigfan]

Funny thing, the girl who plays Mother Russia is a school teacher irl

[@jeanmichel8919]

@@gutsbigfan Holly shit !

[@estanflitton9450]

😔OH NO

[@coolvideos5113]

I can relate

[@alejandroterzado2068]

This is black friday

[@dominiquepaul7537]

Ahhahaahhaha your right

[@causingmite5053]

Kermit The Frog omg I want The car

[@orangejuice6887]

im dead fr tho

[@AaronnDK]

liv squad so is the people in the movie

[@rongristsenko5731]

Mother Russia hah more like Mother soviet Russia

[@SchoolRumble4ever22]

hahaha nice one lol👏👏✋

[@DontéExterminadorDeDemonios]

....that makes no sense

[@alduin69]

Exploiterz n Classyo It actually does make sense, because the symbols on Mother Russia's clothes were Soviet, not Russian.

[@georgeducady2351]

Ron Gristsenko that joke was made funnier by your icon pic...I can imagine you elbowing me lightly in the ribs and saying,"eh? Eh? Amrite?" LoL

[@PraedyPlays]

Ron Gristsenko in Soviet Russia women unstoppable

[@Hannisnannis]

How old is Chloë here? 15? 16? And her acting is amazing. Her age doesn't really matter but i mean seriously, other actresses in her age are not even close. She deserves a freaking oscar.

[@Hannisnannis]

What

[@kevinoloane1479]

Hanna Howell Lester or a dick

[@mohdzainlone]

17

[@fr9714]

The real question is how old are you with that ridiculous Oscar comment. I mean, you must be 8 or 9 year old girl

[@arlodante1163]

And she killed it in the first one too!!

[@marcospauloventuramoreira9128]

For sure one of the best cinematographic fight scenes ever made . So much tension and chemistry between Hitgirl and Mother Russia ,like they were born to be rivals ,great fight dialogue (wich is super rare) and an awesome fight coreography . Perfect !

[@brent829]

Hah😂 watch the sword fight from Rob Roy, that's a realistic fight.

[@albertliu7103]

0:39 hit girl said to the cop (her dad’s friend) that she knows how to kill a man with their own finger...she wasn’t lying...

[@flynnparish9833]

Some say, Ivan Drago was Mother Russia's sister.

[@suncoastoptimalwellness1070]

LOL I THINK YOU MEAN BROTHER XD HAHAHAHAHAHAA

[@derrickbrantley1999]

Ivan Drago compared to Mother Russia lol I think he knew what he meant

[@jinxiehYT]

Chuck noris is her brother

[@danielpowell4497]

LMAO I like how this joke went over so many people's heads.

[@alexberlanga9977]

Flynn Parish hahahahahahahahhahahahahaahahwhaahahaahahahahhaahahahaahwhahw

[@atamiss3259]

I bet this is what it looks like when a Cosplay goes wild.

[@thomasbaron5367]

JLCmedia Comic Con from hell! lol 😄

[@coryhorton5837]

One of the best choreographed fights in cinema. Relatively proportionate responses to hits and weight (barring the one wire gag to the bar). Clever counters to weapons. And damn that adrenaline twist hits. Then the glass nonsense for fun.

[@kai-jade1610]

"Its called adrenaline b**ch." I'm dead!🤣🤣

[@YumaJoestar]

We need a crossover with Deadpool :c

[@GigaChadh976]

Deadpool: *mocking her* you really shouldn't play with guns princess. Hitgirl *slices his head off* Deadpool: *regenerates* sorry what? Lost my head.

[@Jesse-zc5pg]

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[@chrisgreig98]

Lenin De La Torre Sadly Hit-Girl and Kick-Ass are set in the real world, where they read comics about Deadpool... Although I'd love to see them interact

[@wesleybradshaw2609]

Lenin De La Torre would have made it better than that other teenage bitch and deadpools line "I pity the dude that pressures her into prom sex" would have been better

[@taufikyogi49]

Your name is lenin

[@lionspride4821]

lmfao the adrenaline shot turned her into a zombie

[@grovermcgee7083]

adrenalin can turn off pain receptors temporarily

[@JavZub]

0:34 When you're so badass you kill someone with his own finger

[@dirandrous7682]

Move aside John Wick, in comes Hit Girl!

[@yourhandlehere1]

There is actually a technique in Hapkido for doing just that...but it involves removing their finger first. Well, it might not actually kill them but you poke their own finger in their eye and blind them. Fun little way to get out of a choke hold.

[@phoenixramirez3961]

IcantSignIn they have something similar in wing chun stab them in the eyes all the way through lol

[@superhomie4363]

Javier Zubia I thought it was a knife

[@heposlis2409]

They made mother Russia villain but its really hard to hate her for some reason I admire her.

[@Evieteresa]

She would have made an awesome hero if she just switched sides. She didn't seem evil, just doing what she can to help whomever if she's paid enough.

[@Luciusthestorms]

@@Evieteresa She ate her cellmate lol.

[@cockroachcharlie5619]

The actress playing Mother Russia is so impressive especially considering she learned her lines phonetically.

[@anthonycullen4386]

2:54 I could watch that part a million times!LOL

[@ichigamidenki]

0:01 was that captain america in the back 😂😂

[@superhomie4363]

CyberneticDragon VNツ that’s Marty one of Dave’s best friends who is battle guy

[@p0rta1alt77]

No that's Marty. He wanted to become a hero like Dave so he dressed up like Captain America and he's hero name is BATTLEGUY!!!!

[@Juneshouldsleep]

"It's called adrenaline bitch" 😂

[@wuTskRackin]

Crazy Jay shes so hot when she said that.. Omg

[@Olivman7]

I like how the film conveniently forgets all the deadly injuries Hitgirl should have sustained going through that glass table... then conveniently remembers that, hey, glass is super sharp! When it comes to beating the bad guy.

[@TheKurtandCoreyShow]

Olivier Faure right, because a movie about superheroes and villains is going for absolute realism.

[@Techcs02]

Olivier Faure this is about physics, the glass is sharp but you break the glass table like that, it is not easy to hit you with the sharp area

[@alehernandez4373]

Olivier Faure her suit has body armour you know... the impact of course hurt her but the suit keep the glass from coming through

[@chrisparra7459]

Olivier Faure it's a fucking movie man, get over it

[@odiemodie1]

Excuses DaFuq just go with it... If reality of physics and scenarios were applied, this movie would suck and end real quick...

[@이아인-k6r]

When Ellen Degeneres recieved a massive buff on patch notes

[@bayek8377]

"i gave her a little dose of titan"

[@chlorophyll6154]

This make me remember a scene from Captain America Civil War where Winter soldier and Falcon against Spider-Man "You could done that earlier" just took the adrenaline in the beginning!

[@aluminumelon]

Comic-Con.looks great

[@nolanmathes6503]

Kick ass 3!!!!!!!!!

[@Hamaswife]

they said it was the top pirated film but that didnt help them make enough money

[@theofficialj27]

deadass? when send the link

[@theofficialj27]

@parkour McDermott

[@geochavpad2370]

Bizniz Productions true!

[@almightysyg861]

Wamster I don't think you get what it means for a film to be "pirated"

[@sheepisfortheweak6164]

I love the face Mother Russia is making at 1:30 lol

[@daustin8888]

Smug bitch

[@errorate6785]

This is like the final boss battle

[@alexisguerrero3005]

I love how Hit Girl takes those 2 jabs from Mother Russia after she took the adrenaline. She looked fucking crazy. I love it.

[@malachifrancis8456]

Thats mortal kombat fatality material right there.

[@emiliohidalgo5927]

The Kick-Ass movies don't come close to the sheer brutality of the comics. The comics have decapitations, shots to the groin, swollen faces, rape, animal cruelty, way more swearing, and a more brutal tone and message of how much the real superhero-life would suck

[@itriggerpeopleforfun15]

Emilio Hidalgo the movie would be rated NC-17 with all that stuff

[@destroyerblackdragon]

Not even close. Machete on the other hand is a close contender.

[@minihalkoja590]

+Emilio Hidalgo Ikr. Hit-Girl cut off Mother Russia's head in the comics, so damn.

[@destroyerblackdragon]

In the comic books Stars and stripes gets his head cut off and replaced with the head of his dog.

[@DonnyD_Mingo]

this was without a doubt my favourite scene in the movie

[@Chris-qo4rt]

I like how Mother Russia refused to use any weapons, just straight hand to hand fight.

[@izzyskellington2362]

0:40 "are you ready to die little girl?" I have no idea why I find it so funny when Mother Russia says that. xD

[@goodbridg]

at 2,11 and 2,13 just love the mother russia traps this little girl between her strong thigh? vice like grip? we now see mother russia,s strong stomach moucles? very sexy? body builder? i think im in love.

[@רועיברונשטיין-ל8ס]

Hit Girl isn't a little girl

[@LucianDevine]

Hit Girl always has to fight the toughest villains. Shorter, lighter, and less muscle overall, but she still goes into it without hesitation. She's a BAMF through and through, even if she lost the first fight and should have lost the second.

[@BankaiIchigo12345]

Hit Girl with her double-blade weapon versus the samurai-sword wielding blonde chick from Kill Bill. Who do you think would win? And this scene looks like a brawl breaking out at Comicon.

[@PhoenyxxFaux]

Very good question

[@dwayneparham4291]

I still got hit girl on that one

[@et27able]

the blonde samurai is named Black Mamba, and I have to say Black Mamba would win. I love both tho

[@codyjames1054]

Mother Russia ate her cellmate, cut off a guy's head with her legs, killed ten police officers without getting shot once, and Hit Girl still f*cked her up only using glass shards. I saw the blonde samurai get hurt a lot when fighting people much weaker than Mother Russia, so I think that Hit Girl would win.

[@SourBitters]

BankaiIchigo12345 I'd vote for Beatrix. She is an established elite assassin with way more experience. Because of the nature of the movies Beatrix faces people who are all trained professionals where most of the people Hit Girl fights are far less experienced than her. Beatrix kills three other elite assassin during her movie. That's not counting GoGo and Bill. She also kills all of them while out of practice after waking up from a years long coma. I'm sure it would be an amazing fight though.

[@Le_cuisinier.du-chienne]

Even with the adrenaline, I never expect Hitgirl to actually defeat Dolph Lundgren.

[@ДимашБекбол-ю5и]

That's not Dolph Lundgren. It's Olga Kurkulina. She almost looks like him, because of her haircut and height and strength.

[@MOBROOKS]

Best Scene of the Movie!!! Too bad the director fucked it up by cutting back and forth between different scenes. Thank you for piecing it together. And THANKS FOR THE UPLOAD. YOU ROCK!!

[@IceBloodKing]

Thanks bro

[@m.muradbasic4186]

Yes, Adrenalin pumps you up and makes you faster and stronger in that rush (and also makes your heart beat again if it stopped) but from Hit Girl's physique and her age, her adrenalin should've made her as stro g as Kick-Ass himself *at most*

[@TetraSamurai]

Big T Boris it also would have likely given her a heart attack and some torn ligaments.

[@dkix89]

There are accounts of people developing superhuman strength in a surge of adrenaline - including one of a mother singlehandedly lifting a car to save her child, or a sailor throwing a bomb weighing hundreds of pounds overboard. It's entirely possible that Hitgirl became strong enough to defeat someone twice her weight and height. But the aftermath of her being on her feet to celebrate the good guys' victory wouldn't be possible - she'd be completely wiped out, or would be suffering from at least severe muscle strain.

[@MitchyS22]

I love this channel :D

[@IceBloodKing]

Thanks. I hope this doesn't get removed. With copyright guys u never know.

[@quilnt8788]

I so agree

[@foxydeadboy1856]

Martin Ng

[@shantellmilk1449]

ThatGamingGuy

[@trevorphillips1353]

Her and Chris were some of the most satisfying Villians deaths in movie history for me

[@rvmovieguy]

Chris didn’t die-

[@kinglykush84]

I watch this like almost everyday and this fight is just amazing , music makes it 100% better 😭😭

[@Stawnish83]

The music is epic

[@jeffreysimmons5645]

Hit-Girl is so cute and adorable and yet so ruthless. It’s like they say, “Don’t Let The Cute Face Fool Ya”.

[@johnsonparker1722]

Sus

[@CptainDeadpoo1]

3:16 hitgirl wins, fatality, flawless victory

[@zekeiwa5837]

I don't think you understand what "flawless victory" means

[@CptainDeadpoo1]

@@zekeiwa5837 yeah and i don't think you know a joke is

[@yourcornercrackhead5584]

@@CptainDeadpoo1 still ain’t flawless.

[@moosedraw3731]

I just love hitgitls face when mother Russia just knocks all the blades out of her gauntlet. Makes me laugh every fucking time.

[@KaijuKing]

Pretty cool that I accually got a photo with Mother Russia at a local comic con. She is a very tall, built woman.

[@blueenigma7178]

Eric Y awesome!

[@amariochill2760]

2:52 my favorite scene When she took the punches to the face like it was nothing😆

[@h4ns584]

Amario Chill the quote...... legendary.

[@emiliohidalgo5927]

I wish the movies were R-rated and as brutal as the comics :/

[@emiliohidalgo5927]

True, but still nowhere near as the comic

[@manmoy4104]

They're not?

[@byronsenior6499]

@bob bobo I mean kind of. The comics did a better atleast of showing the consequences and making it clear Dave was doing it for more self interested reasons.

[@anthonyscherbring3785]

Yeah with Kick Ass 2 they wanted it toned down in violence or something, WHICH WAS A BIG MISTAKE

[@ericmcgruder2207]

3:10 felt like a boss takedown

[@noobgamersland6969]

It has that raiden's sword slashing kind of vibe just heavily dumbed down

[@nestorpalomino8397]

i know im like 3 years late but i just now realized that when hit girl kills black death, its a call back to earlier when she said she could kill a man with his own finger

[@nestorpalomino8397]

Aye it's all good shit I'm 8 years late and I just realized that

[@dorsal-qb5fr]

I'm in love with Mother Russia! Don't judge me!

[@TheMatfighter1]

+dorsal 2008 Me too! I love this lady.

[@variousiroiro]

mother russia had so many chances to kill the hit girl but she was too cocky..i bet she had one too.

[@gokhanarslan3800]

+The Titan! what cant you see that motions ?

[@TheK9ofthasc]

dorsal 2008 U r not alone

[@darksideofevil13]

Never be ashamed for passion for the great country of Mother Russia. :D

[@NarcassiticGamer]

The Question here though, does mother russia bleed

[@IDSTARTAREVOLUTION2]

She WILL.

[@synethizer7068]

Once a month... she bleed.

[@berniehoe9960]

Chepe Moramayo that comment made my day lol

[@NarcassiticGamer]

caveman Versace you know theres a saying, nothing is original

[@IDSTARTAREVOLUTION2]

More importantly, who cares?

[@albert-nu3gn]

That look Hitgirl gets on her face when Mother Russia stop her throwing knives with her gauntlet was hilarious.

[@TheVislo]

Zarya's Cinematic Short is definitely the best out of the bunch, good job Blizzard keep it up!

[@ihaventshoweredin7weeksbut792]

TheVislo holy fuck... I can't unsee it now

[@WavyGamer18]

in the comics,instead of adrenaline, hot girl uses coke

[@minihalkoja590]

And in this fight, she used nothing but the moment where Mother Russia's attention was away from Hit-Girl. And then she decapitated her with a glass shard.

[@Mscape7]

What happens in the 3rd comic?

[@manwithrandomquestions3764]

"You blew up my dad with a bazooka!"LOL LOVE THAT LINE

[@iamemjarrobinson8713]

Kick Ass should have said: "MY dad was an innocent. YOUR dad was a mobster.

[@Vengeance.2099]

@@iamemjarrobinson8713 yeah or "your dad tried to kill me"

[@yetny3716]

No one: Not a single soul: Hit-Girl: haha glass goes sharpy sharp

[@rickbar123]

Great message here. Drugs make you great.

[@Zombo-r9e]

The Batman Movie did the Same Thing.

[@highlander723]

you see this is why they don't let you take real weapons into Comic Con

[@tayzadayzah6681]

And why they don't have breakable glass tables

[@snouie5687]

3:11 Two pieces of glass in the chest.. 3:16 only One glass shard is in the middle. Blooper.

[@BlueFlameBird]

*cinema sins ding*

[@kwantepayton4715]

Marvel version Hit-girl: black widow Mother russia: angle dust

[@Мойчлен-в1ъ]

When Chlöe Grace Moretz officially became hot.

[@xx-ddsh0t-xx490]

Who is with me that Chloe grace every 10 years old kid crush

[@countjakku5544]

I am totally with you

[@pleasekillme1721]

Bet ya'll won't guess my comment lolololol

[@JK.47]

what

[@CJM94]

Please kill me because Dave is a good guy and Chris is a just bad guy, selfish, arrogant, cocky, spoiled brat and dipshit Sorry, I didn't means bad words

[@animemanXLK]

I'm just imagining a classroom full of kids sat bolt up right while Mother Russia stands there staring daring one of them to raise their hand.

[@bonk2737]

Huh

[@rinatennouji5988]

Dadception.

[@JorgeDiaz-vu1pe]

¡Esta pelea es formidable y me gusta mucho excelente vídeo gracias!👍😃