Kick's Worst Streamers

[@generalpoot5307]

Bro said “i’m milking neon”

[@NeonBeeCat]

I hope he stops soon, my teats are beginning to hurt.

[@zeeqwan6477]

Milking Neon cus he tryna get that Pakistani Kulfi outta that jit 😝😝

[@mirrorhymn]

​@@NeonBeeCatwishing i was you rn😭😭

[@eel5618]

​@@mirrorhymn,':I what?

[@druidplayz2313]

​@@mirrorhymn😭😭

[@scowting]

can't wait to watch 17 minutes of context and 4 minutes of the actual news

[@Zom_bike]

My favorite

[@nephilimritual-band]

too true

[@dark6.6E-34]

slop. and we eat that up

[@larosa823]

Exactly , he talks too much.

[@RogueX1.0]

*18 minutes of context

[@0kayArt]

1:53 bro can't go a single microsecond without referencing a game for an analogy 😭

[@TheRealKiRBEY]

3:50 he did it again

[@Gelato41_]

video game addict

[@JurasSdz]

You want to go back to breaking bad analogies?

[@sp1xa]

​@@JurasSdzyes

[@TheRealOneWin]

@@JurasSdzthe only funny joke pyro has made

[@Longshanks1690]

The Bully Soundtrack In Every PyroLive Video Situation Is Insane

[@orangeairsoft7292]

Reminded me to play the game again

[@yourcordialvermillionchapw2398]

It goes so hard tho, bro actually has good taste.

[@digitalecstasy9711]

i haven’t played this in forever

[@mussolini7809]

Hey Longshanks!

[@juris9546]

Bully Isn't Dead

[@theseus0467]

Nikocado avocado comments aged like milk

[@NeonBeeCat]

Please stop milking me, my teats are beggining to hurt.

[@niko5008]

shut up don't lie I tried to do it in your sleep and you can't actually do it

[@crispcrasp8375]

slurp lick lick slurp yum

[@CraigTravers]

​@@niko5008 your milking the wrong thing. Come over tonight when he falls asleep again we will use the power of teamwork to get a couple buckets

[@NeonBeeCat]

@@CraigTravers my insomnia has significantly worsened

[@painteddolphin0324]

0 views for however long I don't refresh the page, fell off

[@mrlazycrazy]

16 views. Nice! Us small creators are growing together

[@vladimirirkhin]

a good spin on the original

[@funnymalerainbow9163]

I blame kick for Tourists getting banned in Japan, they're so annoying and entire country banned them

[@havocroach4810]

I think it was just the geisha district/Gion in Kyoto that has banned tourists

[@Sskelll]

also the fact that the whole country is xenophobic and its normalised.

[@peanut4820]

It wasn't even the entirety of Gion, just the residential areas where the geisha actually live ​@@havocroach4810

[@DrinzenDrawz]

​@@havocroach4810yeah it was

[@highestqualitypigiron]

​@@Sskelllmaybe if we didn't go over there an act super disrespectful to their culture, commit literal crimes and harass citizens for clout they wouldn't view us so negatively 😂

[@PenitientOne]

Wheres the OF bro?

[@tresjackson3027]

Aba & Preach brought up that if Kick keeps letting these slide by that the government might step in to tell Kick they’ll shut them down unless they start perma banning specific streamers. Also letting this stuff slide is going to cause something absolutely horrible to happen and everyone will point at Kick for letting it build up to that point

[@legeul]

The guy driving at high speeds while streaming is already a dissaster waiting to happen, it's only a matter of time untill someone ends up in an hospital or 6 feet under because of it.

[@angelantayhua3096]

Imagine watching fresh and fit lite bro.

[@tresjackson3027]

@@angelantayhua3096 I watch Aba & Preach from time to time, they are way better then Bald & Burnt by a giant margin

[@acat4215]

I can't with the insults in this thread 😭😭

[@Biojack222]

​@@legeulMakes me more pissed off that he hides his face or I'd get my posse and do something about him before he ends up killing someone but he's a damn coward who knows what he's doing.

[@Smoke_n_Mirrors_Podcast]

Adin ross reacting like that to Coke is the fakest shit ive ever seen 😂😂😂😂

[@tamiwu0346]

def a 12 year olds idea of what a drug addict looks like

[@HarveyR03]

its like a 10 year old acting drunk after a single sip of wine

[@JaxonDolan]

As a coke addict it wasn’t accurate

[@Smoke_n_Mirrors_Podcast]

@@JaxonDolan Lmfao exactly I’ve seen people use it before at parties and stuff

[@oxtherock9273]

Wait then how do they react to coke?

[@InternalExcel]

patrolling kick almost makes you wish for n3on to be IP banned.

[@cdbffl124]

The game was rigged from the start 😔

[@shlurppery3484]

16 shmeckles in 2 gazillion years bro fell off

[@HarambeeOffical]

mi amo david

[@herorisk]

bro thats only 1.6E-32 views per year bro fell off

[@TheKayasto]

you're too young to be here if you're still making comments like that.

[@joemomma6317]

💀💀

[@DiasZh10]

@@TheKayasto ☝🤓

[@Duckman2319]

Barber: what you want pyro? Pyro: you ever seen Bling-Bling boy from Johnny Test? Barber: say no more fam

[@KugelMT]

Bro needs better lighting, I can't see half his chins

[@cameronharding2878]

It's on purpose

[@real1cytv]

Not so fun fact: In Germany, you can be charged with first degree murder if you collide with someone at high speed and they die.

[@lilyofthatvelley]

Kick is certainly a website of all time.

[@NeonBeeCat]

YOU POISONED BROCK

[@Rahnonymous]

​@@NeonBeeCatBreaking Bald reference! Yes!!!

[@Subpar1O1]

​@@NeonBeeCatbravo!!! Vince!!!!

[@nicknevco215]

Time of all website certainly is a Kick

[@aidenapple7780]

you look like a dex faith build

[@certifiedhousemoment]

hey man i know you get a comedic amount of comments and your the slop man who rises above us but even though people might mock you, you are actually a really cool dude and you calm me down alot

[@DeeJamBee]

This is def going to reach a climax where someone gets genuinely injured or worse, dead, and gonna be Kick’s fault for letting it reach that point in the first place.

[@Esitaro3670]

"That cow has been milked" Oooh baby Puro...nothing is out of milk if you SQUEEZE enough in the right parts!

[@druidplayz2313]

Call the mental health hotline rn

[@Rahnonymous]

​@@druidplayz2313 Nah, there's no fixing that

[@grmpf]

hey, that's a different type of weird furry shit than what he's into (as far as I know)

[@sundown6806]

Dawg what

[@gummilad2]

So glad Pyro is aware, I was about to double tap on my phone and skip the incoming VPN ad

[@eikkeeh]

lmao me too

[@real-cr3qo]

Absolutely mind-blowing! 176k views in just 16 hours?! That's not just impressive, that's downright remarkable! Massive congratulations on hitting this incredible milestone! It's evident that your content is striking a chord with audiences far and wide, and that's a testament to your talent, dedication, and the value you bring to the table. In a world where attention is a precious commodity, you've managed to capture the hearts and minds of so many in such a short span of time, and that's truly commendable. Your hard work, creativity, and passion are shining brightly, and it's inspiring to see your success soar. Here's to celebrating this achievement and toasting to many more milestones on the horizon! Keep shining your light and sharing your brilliance with the world. You're making waves and leaving an indelible mark, and I can't wait to see where your journey takes you next!

[@jacobangel98]

chat gbt is that you?

[@qeehwi]

start: 0:00 end: 22:46

[@theedward3499]

You are a fucking life saver thank you

[@oscarmccoy9102]

Thank you man

[@citizen3000]

This is priceless

[@TheRealKiRBEY]

Just do the end why would ypu wanna go to the start?

[@w1ntsie]

real

[@zulubunsen9067]

I think the "superpower" mentioned with the crime-baiting streamers is usually called "sociopathy".

[@seba3478]

8 vlorps in 14 zapwalps bro zlorped off 😭🙏

[@BoredVersus]

fortress craft was goated and advertised by keemstar. I found that before Minecraft. Its not as fun now but I was obsessed with it when I was like 12

[@zealsprince]

VAGRANT HOLIDAY MENTIONED

[@StarShapedPie]

LITTERALY was about too skip 8 minutes of an "ad"

[@sahneisttoll]

0 views after 17 minutes, fell off

[@dfprod.]

kiss me

[@Mr.Pancake-7092]

@@dfprod. oh hell naw

[@Ajamit0]

tf the video JUST dropped how are you here 26 minutes before the video dropped

[@puddlewater8954]

Not even been a minute yet lad fell off

[@bonx1955]

im gonna touch you

[@MarvelSonicFan04]

"Play stupid games, win stupid prizes"

[@ZachX888]

"Can you tell I've been playing Dark Souls?" Pyro you always make Dark Souls references, almost as much as Breaking Bad lol.

[@kawalarz4318]

bros fell off needs to be studied

[@p24p14]

how did you comment 41 minutes ago if the vids only 15 minutes old

[@devibaro5823]

@@p24p14cuz he is a member

[@KendlickLama]

The "x views in X minutes? X fell off" kids should be banished from KZbin, its so annoying and unfunny

[@kawalarz4318]

@@KendlickLama womp womp

[@man-ku1pc]

​@@kawalarz4318you are the original insult

[@kracken120]

7:37 explain normal

[@sizzling6063]

23 seconds 16 views... you fell of real hard pyro (very original ik)

[@koteshima6682]

If there's someone I can trust with estimating BMI, it's Pyro

[@udayannath2520]

2.8k in 17min!!bro rise up

[@Coff33Drink3r02]

Kick genuinely needs to get torn off the internet. Such a cease pit of toxic people doing horrible shit and getting paid for it with blood money.

[@maxnixleben3334]

Clip farming cope

[@numbolts]

mc donalds M ahh cut

[@GhostWriter_Music]

if a streamer goes to prank me like that, I'll record the audio, and then upload it to cdbaby, and let content ID make me money.

[@vibesmagma8451]

Hi guys so apparently someone tried to content id my video so I’ll be dubbing over the audio with my own voice. Nice try though

[@GhostWriter_Music]

@@vibesmagma8451 or they will cut that out.

[@enwyz]

10:14 VAGRANT HOLIDAY MENTIONED

[@GrumbleGamer18]

Legit paused at 10:14 to go do something; came back, saw your comment, and I was like whaaaaaa

[@matiaspalacios83]

this situation is insane

[@wreckinhavoc69]

When I'm in a "fell off" competition and my opp is pyrochinical

[@redtopat]

i love how with sponsor block the highlight of the video is at the end

[@Lukasfr]

it feels like anyone willingly deciding to go onto kick is mostly either pdf, loser or missing both their parents

[@RichardKincses]

"Wemon also gamble, so I dont know why they didn't make an exception there" SHOTS FIRED.

[@craig_4931]

pyro you genuinely fell off since your not appearing on my feed

[@undecidedmumbling]

"When Pyro pays you for a commission" lmao. I love the little clips at the end of Pyro's videos

[@thatonechick1318]

16:38 I was just playing Animal Crossing New Horizons for a couple of hours, but I'm not now, and I thought I was hearing this song in my head.

[@probablyink4218]

WWII lives rent free in my Grandads head

[@cobblestoneg]

0:50 well that aged well

[@tuck_tuck9785]

20 skibiddys in 2 sigmas, bro fell off

[@mirrorhymn]

bro fanum taxed💀💀

[@fatpandaman4563]

You read me like a book with the sponsor bait

[@damianenever7059]

0 views in 0.1 seconds, fell off hard

[@brokenweep5604]

3 likes in 0 seconds bro you fell off delete your account

[@Rahnonymous]

Ngl, the soapstone comparison is spot on

[@Chillasart-chilla]

Thanks Charlie! 😁

[@AnomicDeviant]

bro is milking hard

[@Spacebug111]

16 views after 46 seconds only 2.8 views a second bro fell off

[@Da1eyend]

Pyro needs to be stopped

[@Maski500]

Pyro needs to be... Slopped?

[@pedrohanekamp5968]

You pay him monthly

[@michelleobamagaming5937]

@@pedrohanekamp5968damn

[@socialanarchy7682]

fortress craft was brillant. that little area underneath where you could build whatever you wanted to be shrunk down to a cube. REVOLUTIONARY

[@abyssalczech6719]

yo the bully sound track at the start absolutely killed it with that one

[@jonathansherwood872]

Pyros mom is awsome!

[@OsocraM]

0:57 bro really put himself in the average bmi

[@linus088]

pie rose clinical

[@rakesiar]

Massive streamer inflation drama.

[@sergeshuntov5936]

16 views in 18 seconds , bro fell off

[@tomatazoo]

Im sooo fkn tired of the "x views in x time" comment trend bro

[@plewisjr90]

& they think they're funny repeating that tired ass shit.

[@seBASSter]

16 views after 50 seconds, bro fell off

[@Blue-jy4rf]

Pyro derails the conversation with useless bullshit more than kick streamers derail their careers with drama.

[@Therealstevecypher]

Pyro my favorite 800 pound KZbinr.

[@breadslayerrr666]

hello pyro please change your hairstyle. I cant stand seeing that lesbian ahh hair anymore, but I wanna watch your videos. get a haircut. please. I'll even pay. I'm begging you.

[@TheKayasto]

neon (and a lot of filthy frank fans that still hold onto the glory days of frank) are the type of folks who watched filthy frank and thought he was serious so now they replicate what he did back then but not realizing frank was entirely ironic. the whole point of filthy frank was to be an example of what NOT to be. yet dudes like neon took the idea and started being a genuine nuisance to the rest of the world

[@fleepay1]

"bmi a little bit difrent" ho ho ho bo (eithen 4 mounths ago they would be around the same size)

[@cosmicjeon]

i literally cannot picture anyone who likes neon except 12 year olds with a misogynistic bio thinking they're a sigma male or sumtn

[@Z0D3R]

more slop YEDSSSS🤤🤤🤤

[@timothytosser288]

I'm gonna slop 😫😫😫

[@zedlz]

bruh I didn't expect to be smacked in the face with a game I haven't thought of since I was like 6

[@aobasuzukaze1032]

The fact that you're banned in Israel is still crazy to me like Johnny has been banned more time in other countries than Kick

[@jamesmcmoore5434]

Markiplier: Im gonna milk you Pyro: Im gonna milk you

[@Ajamit0]

16 views in 20 secs? bro fell off

[@mrindeed247]

don't you dare diss nickacado avocado when we all know you pay for his onlyfans

[@JohnnySomali]

Literally all fake news. I’m live in Israel right now 😂

[@CasperTheRamKnight]

😢😢😢😢

[@dusty2399]

the funny thing is neon just looks like he brings traction but he doesnt most of the views are just bots lmao

[@yourfriendlyneighborhoodbu3733]

Make a bully video

[@AnomicDeviant]

if annoyance was a video

[@Sir_Quirrel]

Kick streamers are like if you had that one obnoxious kid in your class somehow by some contrived miracle became super successful and 100x richer than you solely for doing jack shit.

[@tun012]

7641 views after 18 min bro fell of we want Prime pyro back

[@Magicman480Live]

L video, gonna watch Pyrocynical n word compilation instead 😎

[@DTTArt]

Should become a controversial kick streamer so pyro milks my content tbh

[@Roo-k7c]

Pyro talking about the "worst streamers" is very ironic

[@DAWNMOWER]

Squeezes cars are strikers, i think mbox supplies him his cars.

[@guydostuff]

Where is the infertile candle eating guy?

[@ThatOneValk]

313 million views in 7 second, bro fell upward

[@MoNiR5112]

Pyro only plays dark souls for the fat rolling and fat demons.

[@morgansutherland6091]

I don’t think any KZbin comment section is as brain dead as this one

[@Tarotko]

Pyro not gonna lie about that vpn Add, I was about to double tap 4:46

[@MugenCannon97]

unironically, pyro's current haircut would look so much nicer if he had longer hair

[@mrwardog8088]

Talk abt the Drake and Kendrick drama, the piggies require this topic to be satiated

[@as-h989]

why would we need a british person’s input on kendrick and drake

[@mrwardog8088]

@@as-h989 yeah u right cuzz British ppl can't listen to hip hop💀🙏

[@refroidir17]

0:09 pyro went full circle 😭