Kid Dictionary with John Stamos

Jimmy and John Stamos first watch clips of kids defining words, then take turns guessing what the children were describing.
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Kid Dictionary with John Stamos
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[@clolspike]

have mercy

[@hanjiizone]

OMG

[@Ginjadnb]

Yeah but he's tight as hell. On the dark side. The real face of blurryface

[@breezie01]

+Cassie Howells bless

[@salihahsmith4236]

|-/

[@noelle1991]

+Cassie Howells I-/

[@SinaBigS]

Finally a celebrity thats brutally honest.

[@Anthony-2]

+baynight he was just on Howard Stern right before this so that is what helped him too lol.

[@agolfhitter3271]

+baynight It was mostly sarcasm. But yea "brutally honest"

[@deday6525]

+baynight dont even know who is he

[@walsh1916]

+5k You might want to learn what sarcasm means.

[@brandivincent4977]

You should watch the one with Nathan Lane lol

[@owengodfrey9691]

I actually guessed rude on the first one

[@HDMeh]

+v0ne MonsteR same and starbucks lmao

[@russellward4462]

+v0ne MonsteR me too

[@starxhilmie]

+v0ne MonsteR i just on the last one, that eminem wannabe kids lost me

[@fluteloops22]

I guessed impolite for the first and Starbucks for the second ;)

[@helderlopes95]

+v0ne MonsteR me too

[@thomascampbell350]

Years later and he is still handsome

[@arielforrest7200]

Madyson Reed how old are you

[@slqpiin4590]

Madyson Reed ikr

[@papasmurfzable]

Seems like a lot of people don't appreciate John Stamos' sense of humor.

[@zeko1015]

papasmurfzable he’s saying the same joke too much. It was funny but he kept repeating it

[@heyitsalex99]

I personally found stamos' honesty hilarious

[@randomgirl-sh9wo]

same!! I don't know why people are hating , he was entertaining and funny!

[@SUSU-bm9qg]

When I saw the answer was rude I expected him to say HOW RUDE!!!!!!😂😂😂😂

[@coreycvetovac8044]

That third kid looked really high,

[@Rippertear]

+Corey Cvetovac Yeah, I think he was trying to sound cool or something. ...I acknowledge that means the exact same thing.

[@mich-eh5ts]

+Corey Cvetovac young eminem

[@carameldrops08]

+Corey Cvetovac thats why he was eating cereal, ultimate stoner food

[@SVTasdfghjkl]

+Corey Cvetovac Actually, I think he looked like he was sick so ....... that's also a possibility

[@wakeupandsmellthecoffee1626]

Corey Cvetovac I think it was the hat hahhaha

[@MadPigsOfDFCW]

I thought "Bar" for the second one

[@jackmcfadden-hegarty6841]

I thought it was strip club

[@ThePuffi27]

+Jack McFadden-Hegarty Made my Day^^

[@reneehayley9574]

Me to

[@ItsameAlex]

+Mad Pigs Of DFCW I thought tgi Fridays

[@MadPigsOfDFCW]

+ItsameAlex Yeah, I was thinking something like that as well

[@anythingandeverything4807]

😂😂😂😂😂😂The last kid looks so high.. I like his beanie though.

[@davidwarfield2175]

I don't really understand why people are saying he's rude? I think he was just being sarcastic but please tell me why you think he's being rude, I don't understand.

[@davidwarfield2175]

+Jazzy Bloopers I'm young not out of high school.

[@davidwarfield2175]

***** There's never been anyone that has ever really taken advantage of me. I don't think that I am that naive but if you insist that I am then okay.

[@HomemadeIndie]

+Moose he acts the same as Howard Stern he learned from the best

[@mightymouse5930]

All I know is he acts way different now that he's sober.

[@zoelexi7921]

All i can see is sass. People don't get that.

[@JustGotHeated]

Tip: Don't do that game again.

[@chrisplummer]

+JustGotHeated not sure how they didn't get "Rude"...

[@dulcetelixirdemure]

+JustGotHeated Really disagree. Stamos was just not a good sport. The game itself was entertaining.

[@rachelleh5237]

+dulcetelixirdemure Jimmy played that game before with another actor and it was so cute. the kids were so sweet. John was being a bad sport

[@MrHarryBaggins]

+Rachelle H Nah this game blows. Compared to the other games Fallon has, this is a straight up bore-fest.

[@rachelleh5237]

+Goose well the other game was cute. this one isn't as good

[@anmcvey311]

I don't understand why people are saying John Stamos seems rude? He's obviously joking around.

[@solodolotrevino]

Yeah it's just playful arrogance. It's fun to do

[@deday6525]

+Angelique Meyer yeah, it adds humor to the show

[@rachelleh5237]

well he didn't even finish the game. he just instantly changed topics

[@ender003]

+Rachelle H The game really was a dud.

[@rachelleh5237]

+The Ender It's only as fun as you make it, but yeah it wasn't the funniest they have had

[@MegaSonglover99]

I love John Stamos😍

[@skellykitty6354]

MegaSonglover99 same

[@nogi_no_kaze]

MegaSonglover99 Yeah. I love John Stamos too.

[@samantharea6016]

MegaSonglover99 who doesn't love him he's the cutest thing on earth

[@haroonmushtaq1287]

Me 2 ❤❤💙💙💖💖💕💕💔💔💟💟💓💓💜💜💛💛💚💚💗💗

[@Rachel-uy7pv]

same

[@sunvol6]

I LOVE his sense of humor.

[@nabilanadi3174]

John Stamos is one of my favorite actors especially in Full House

[@An-Elderly-Dude]

John was thinking, "Screw this stupid game--I'm just here to promote my show."

[@MrNuggetface]

3:26 Stamos snorts. Damn Uncle Jesse

[@buddy1652]

He is still so handsome and always will be UNCLE JESSIE OMG

[@jacobkemezys3453]

How "Rude"!

[@captain_giacco]

are you kidding, he's obviously just joking. what the hell is wrong with you people?

[@ConniSmiley]

lol rude and starbucks were so freakin easy 😂

[@skinnylegend8794]

Constanze Steinke I got impolite and Olive Garden xDD

[@roosbecker6612]

thank god he's a father now. i love him and he seems like such a nice fella.

[@mariav9445]

I love their chemistry!!

[@humaira339]

Have mercy..!! Love john stamos so much.. 💖💖💖

[@sabrinatamez4350]

Love you Jimmy!❤️

[@allthingsrandom6858]

I love his attitude

[@BMoney8600]

How did John Stamos not get the word "rude" he has heard it so many times on Full House!

[@anmolnaharr]

MY HEARTS WITH JOHN😍😍❣️❤️❤️

[@sabira2517]

I love watching grandfathered. It's a great show

[@Ilicia_08]

I'm surprised they didn't get the first one lol. I guessed "rude" right away. Love John Stamos.

[@gabbysonga171]

I love this show

[@pinouna000]

All things aside Grandfathered is funny! hope more people watch it so they keep going!

[@willdubois]

John Stamos looks like he's 40

[@accuria]

+Will DuBois Well, since he is 52 I guess that's pretty good.

[@403Gypsyking]

+No Doubt he's worth 40 mil. think he fucking cares what his role is you mouthpiece?

[@randomgirl-sh9wo]

+Casey Archer 50 millions

[@403Gypsyking]

+randomgirl 123 oh sorry, mah bad

[@user-tg8oo2yb4k]

+accuria 52???? Damn he's still beautiful for his age

[@madisongomez406]

The gadget one mafe my day completely

[@MoonmaidMama]

I was right on all of them!😂😂😂 I've been working with kids way too long!

[@violeta585]

I like that the audience almost boos John when he roasts Jimmy :)))

[@Layla.63]

I love John so much

[@sarahberkner]

Their faces at 2:32 were the funniest part, maybe they didn't enjoy that but we did.

[@jamierubio7]

i love john stamos hes my favorite actor from full house

[@guddidas]

Love you guys

[@sprite27007]

I love Stamos

[@christinalopez778]

Fever Pitch is my favorite movie ever!!! & grandfathered is a great show !!

[@lisadavis4807]

I love Fever Pitch!!

[@ugnezukauskaite3988]

John Stamos is amazing from full house

[@somethingclever4563]

i love that he called the game a bomb. way to keep it real uncle Jesse

[@emmagrace2979]

The comments on this video are so savage

[@ryleelewis9751]

I literally got every one of these lol

[@fivesix3868]

Children are adorable

[@sasaoldbarn]

He's awesome!!!!! 😂😂

[@avacyr3136]

So charming!!

[@RainbowDreams321]

Such sass from Stamos

[@xiphiasoffishwell4781]

Why did everyone laugh when Fever Pitch was mentioned? I think it's a great film.

[@MKGIRL24]

It's one of my favs movies that Jimmy has done ❤️ love him and drew together

[@evilla123456789]

John Stamos seems awesome

[@rubysoho423]

I totally knew the first two and I’m proud lol

[@AleahKCH]

I got serious Nick Cage/ Keanu Reeves vibes from that last kid.... Also, that shot John took at Jimmy for Fever Pitch was hilarious hahaha

[@alismith6978]

jimmy is so fun. i❤him

[@ashleytrudelle4053]

I looooooooooove John Stamos!!😍😍

[@cas3020]

Jimmy did this game several weeks ago, with actor Nathan Lane. Look it up, it was actually very funny. Sometimes the actor/actress just doesn't fit well with the game.

[@justvibing558]

Oh come on!! I got the first one after 3 seconds!

[@johnnyquest2651]

Stamos came across quite a bit rude. Don't know If he meant to but he did. Nothing he did made want to run and watch his show.

[@RinaPinxz22]

Personally, I found that he was just being honest. This was a poorly thought out segment and unlike other celebrities, John Stamos didn't just sit there andbact like he liked it. But that's just my opinion.

[@violeta585]

+RinaPinxz22 I think Johnny was referring to the fact that he turned the whole thing into a big roast...of the game and Jimmy, personally. It was smth. continuous and quite abrasive, not just a lil' jab or ''this game is silly'' kinda thing. Imo, he tried too hard to be funny...

[@RinaPinxz22]

+Voicu Violeta Oh ok. I didn't see any personal attacks aimed at Jimmy. But that's just me.

[@violeta585]

***** Eg. he implies Jimmy has a child mentality at the very beginning and towards the end there's a jab about Jimmy's movie Fever Pitch not doing extremely well. And re. the game, he could've made his point more politely or more briefly, is what ppl who complain are probably thinking.

[@johnnyquest2651]

*****​ honesty can be served in different ways and Stamos served it raw on Jimmy's show. Fallon could have totally embarrassed him but didn't and you could see it in his face where he didn't really find him funny. I didn't either. 

[@camilaleon3437]

Have mercy!

[@laurynbprescott]

Starbucks? Not bar??

[@emanghneim8387]

+Lauryn Prescott i actually thought it would be bar or club but starbucks really XD

[@beastfoley9487]

nop

[@naomibenedict4892]

I THOUGHT IT WAS BAR TOO

[@diamondheart1580]

I said bar too

[@raydonahue1978]

@@beastfoley9487 Yup

[@dearmakeupdiary]

John does not have any kids, right? I don't think he's the parental type... lol... but the dude is funny. I'll give him that.

[@alexishall7125]

He's soon to be a father and has worked with kids a lot in his career. #unclejesse

[@izabela5526]

Well, now he has!

[@shyannegarcia4337]

DearMakeUpDiary he do has a kjd

[@shyannegarcia4337]

Kid

[@isabelli920]

Now he does

[@aubreyrispoli6971]

That snort though

[@lebronakon2324]

That shot at Fever Pitch bro damn

[@Myraljasmi]

Uncle Jesse 😭❤️❤️❤️.

[@CrystalTwinStar]

I guessed "rude" AND "Starbucks" ! :D

[@ryancjasper]

They first kid was so cute! She should be in movies!

[@averyw3927]

I actually got the first two right, I'm impressed

[@zometz]

I got all of them 😂

[@Be3fpatty]

This man doesn’t age...

[@randomthings2016]

Lolol. Never seen this game before! Ha ❤️😂👋😏🙌 xxx

[@Mitchis_Euphoria]

The funny thing is that I understood the last one😂😂

[@stephaniehagen1832]

Oh have mercy

[@gracehaley7100]

lol have mercy. he wanted a new game😂

[@patquiston7816]

I was thinking the bar

[@EmeraldKelsi]

when you climb on the table, you're being rude. why exactly did this little girl have to learn that lesson? 😂

[@SmileyAdorable]

they look like good friends

[@zuseysmith4670]

😍 I love him 😍

[@madisonfrazier7196]

He is from Fuller House!!😍😘😍

[@lilyowen637]

I live him

[@Thundervolt888]

Who else didn't know a single word?

[@toris.4759]

me

[@MoserTheHoser]

+Thundervolt888 I got the first one :)

[@hockeyqueen]

I had brat, spa,and lightsaber lol

[@gardenlover9663]

I knew rude. I'm gonna celebrate by going to Starbucks and playing ping pong.

[@bananica_9569]

I saw the video and I was like 'UNCLE JESSE!!!'

[@KappIer]

And his name is John Stamos

[@nickmcpherson40]

the definition of an uncle... uncle jesse that is

[@aubreycolley8240]

I love him in full house and Fuller house

[@omar147522]

That last kid can play a perfect Joker

[@aussiegirl118]

That third kid 😂😂

[@KineticPassion]

wow, I got the first two exactly right; the third one though I thought would be a grappling hook.

[@monagang5835]

i actually got each question right!!!

[@fcghonesty745]

I got em, the last one to be more precise I feel was a type of grappler gun. Or a weapon that latches on and retracts back to you or pulls and lifts you. Kids are awesome

[@emmaholuj2038]

lol I got all of these

[@Figs3]

Lol the fever pitch reference

[@littledarling4587]

John Stamos is soo beautiful

[@DannyDonator]

johns the best!

[@thomasjamestylerjr9529]

Cool john.

[@borednow]

i dont get the fish hook thing but uncle jesse still looks good and that smile damn :D

[@bqby.]

2 words: *”Have mercy”*

[@marcelm.2848]

got them all