Walmart Therapy Will Change Your Life. Lucas Bohn - Full Special

[@sbnsbaker1]

I appreciate the CLEAN humor 😊

[@CeriseGrist]

A retired primary teacher here- missing my kids. This made me happy. Thanks.

[@laurendoe168]

I'm 67... and me singing "What's your function." This was Schoolhouse Rock which began in the early 70's and seen on ABC-TV, typically on Saturday morning.

[@debbieolandese4912]

I'm 66 and I sang it, too! I love that show! I also have a cd of Schoolhouse Rock!

[@TheWorld_2099]

There’s nothing better..! All the songs are so good. My 12 year old knows them all.

[@Seabiscuit7]

Yeah you're right. I never heard this song played at school. It was played mostly Saturdays on the program School House Rock.

[@fancyme.alter1311]

I still use Schoolhouse Rock to help me with Grammer.

[@carolannroberts]

Conjunction Junction

[@skeecie]

FOR ELLA! Buy that baby some pink boots! 💗

[@CoachShaunie]

😂😂😂 Kids really do say the funniest things. They keep you young and remind you that life is not that serious.

[@Rick-if5zb]

That "signs" part was funny as hell. Being an ex truck driver I came across many funny signs. One in particular was on the side of I-65 northbound in Alabama. It was one of the yellow caution signs that clearly read " Caution Pavement Wet When Raining" ..... I kid you not. I had to pull over on the side of the expressway because I was laughing so hard.

[@karmencummings9754]

😂🤣🤣🤣

[@Vincent-ke5zn]

I haven't seen this sign, but I believe you

[@Rick-if5zb]

@@Vincent-ke5zn I only saw it twice. I tend to think it was the road departments sense of humor.

[@walterwilson1097]

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[@lauralake7430]

Safety first!

[@brianbricker6336]

Thanks! I thoroughly enjoyed your comedy. I too taught for a number of years and then I became a priest There are funny moments in that as well Keep up your great comedy! 👍

[@christopherbic7688]

Lucas Bohn, here is my tip. This is an hour special. Make it longer next time. Seriously...... Very funny. Excellent work sir. May God bless your family abundantly.

[@sophierobinson2738]

It is funny, but that voice is too grating to listen to for an hour.

[@Vincent-ke5zn]

I used to have fun walking around Walmart late at night, but Walmart closes at 11pm now. The new Walmart slogan is "THANK YOU FOR SHOPLIFTING AT WALMART "

[@FCWW87]

Ha, I watch some funny zoom court proceedings and these days just about every other case is from Walmart shoplifting.

[@RandyStoker1964]

@@FCWW87 hahaha!

[@RandyStoker1964]

lol 😂

[@Di-Pi]

🤣

[@jaynecampbell4396]

Unless Management sees you shoplift, nothing can be done. Cops cannot be called by anyone else except Management and most are gone as soon as they can

[@xanglinfury6092]

I am just getting home from therapy and I am in need of this podcast. 😀

[@ItsFreshItsAnne]

Give yourself a squeeze for caring about YOU! Mental Health is just as vital as setting broken bones! ♥️♥️♥️

[@inkwellflood8276]

Good luck in your future, great step forward, if you can, learn meditation, it truly helped my mental health. ✌🏻♥️

[@judyswiderski2682]

Consider this for mental health. "Jesus answered and said unto him, Verily, verily I say unto thee, Except a man be born again, he cannot see the kingdom of God. John.3:3. Why? Jesus answered, Verily, verily I say unto thee, Except a man be born of water and of the Spirit he cannot enter into the kingdom of God. That which is born of flesh is flesh and that which is born of the Spirit is spirit. Marvel not that I said unto thee, Ye must be born again." John 3:5-7. If you are not born again, regeneration, you will walk in your own understanding. That is sin. "The heart is deceitful above all things and desperately wicked who can know it? Jeremiah 17:9. We must walk in the Spirit. Only He can make us new. His counsel is superior. Forgive or you will not be forgiven. His love is to live and die for. Blessings

[@CarnivoreNana]

He IS the THERAPY!!

[@johndunkle472]

Go Grandpa!!! Being a Grandparent is one of Life's Greatest Rewards!!

[@toostupidtofail5433]

Former student who watch the one video on the tv, check; former strict parent, check; former teach (for a couple years), check; current grandparent spoiling grandchildren, check; fully entertained and laughed at Lucas stand-up the entire time, CHECK!! Great job!!

[@CodeDreamer68]

Thank you for the laughs Lucas and Dry Bar! In this current economic and political climate, we all need a break and a laugh. Keep up the good work.

[@darlingdeb7010]

This guy is now one of my faves. Well done, sir. Well done.

[@LoudLilDucky]

When I had my children, I remember this one time my dad was putting up Christmas lights on the house and when I was growing up, he didn’t even want wooden yard ornaments. All of a sudden he has grandchildren and he’s now Clark Griswold. He said it was for the kids and I said I was a kid once.!

[@penelopegrier5073]

I laughed so hard! My father-in-law is Mexican and the 9 Juan Juan joke was priceless. Also, the red solo cup was hilarious. Kids, right?!

[@stuzworldz]

Me to those were Keepers...🤣🥰

[@Vincent-ke5zn]

The red solo cup was awesome 😅😂😅😂😂

[@kgt9535]

Great personality you have there bro. We need laughter in the world these days almost just as much as academics, if not, more. All the best to you and your loved ones. The struggle is real, my friend.

[@licksnkicks1166]

It’s 8:30 am Friday and I am on holidays. Just found this guy. He’s hysterical!

[@ArinSauls]

One of the best stand ups I’ve watched lately. Loved the interactive element with the slideshow stuff

[@dubsspilly5864]

Check out James Veitch

[@joypresland2036]

Here's a tip. Keep doing what your doing. Your hilarious!😁🤣💝 Thanks for clean humor!

[@kidwave1]

This is what passes for stand up comedy these days? Commenting on pictures on a projector?! Sad. I miss Norm and George Carlin.

[@joyriekena2264]

It’s all stuff he took from the internet I’ve seen it all multiple times shared on fb from teacher friends and stuff.

[@lindahake1666]

So????

[@SuperZytoon]

As a retired school teacher, he is spot on! Great comedian!

[@heidimccowan7566]

I’m j

[@kidwave1]

This is what passes for stand up comedy these days? Commenting on pictures on a projector?! Sad. I miss Norm and George Carlin.

[@chickenlittle6756]

My daughter said at the beginning of this school year 😞 I don't want to go to third grade mom...... I'm like why girlfriend..." Cause all my friends are in second grade" 😶🤭well yeah lol I'm like yeah they graduated too baby girl they'll be in third grade with you ....I love it

[@Red.Light.District]

Haven’t laughed like this in a long time 😂😂😂

[@amykell5687]

"Conjunction Junction" and MANY OTHER Schoolhouse Rock videos were watched by my Millennial/Gen X children because I HOMESCHOOLED them. My youngest daughter can still sing back all of the grammar songs. When she did attend her senior at our local high school, her classmates just looked at her as she quietly hummed or sang the songs during tests. 😂❤

[@genosmith8020]

I loved conjunction junction..id bet it's partially what got me into trains mostly..the heck with the learning.. lol Lol..

[@genosmith8020]

That's so cool.ots definitely great that they got to see them and understand them.. great job

[@chandrawood7594]

Me too! I homeschooled my boys until high school. They could sing the schoolhouse rock songs. They also could name hundreds of undersea creatures!

[@magicalflails]

I'm a millennial only a little away from the cut-off into gen z and I grew up with the Schoolhouse Rock videos. Maybe at religious schools (which I attended) it hung around longer than at public schools?

[@elphieofkiamoko]

I was the kid with the dark sense of humor. That "In 100 years I will be dead" *sent me*

[@jacquelynn2051]

I’m enjoying the comedy aspect, but he and his wife are so blessed to have found one another!

[@therealopaartist]

I was in the fourth grade when we got a smart board. Small rural farming town. No one could figure out how to use it so it just sat there on the wall. We still used the AV cart though.

[@ednlible]

Lol😂😂😂

[@ancientheart2532]

Actual answer on a high school science test: H2O is hot water. CO2 is cold water.

[@LisaGemini]

Lucas, Lucas, you need a Netflix special. My sister, God bless her, is a teacher....gonna send it to her. Love Lucas! He made my day.

[@rangerwill]

I can relate heavily to that writing joke. I was at church with a couple of my buddies and this girl walks downstairs from one of the upper meeting rooms. So my friends goad me into talking to her. So I was saying hi and all the rest and she starts looking at me funny? So I ask what's wrong. She says, Don't you recognize me? I'm your cousin!! I wanted to disappear through the floor

[@KieroSi]

in indigenous communities, we use dna sites rather than personal sites to hookup. (semi-true, if not that, you speak to your nan or the neighborhood busybody because just a few generations down, even in a small community, nobody knows who their cousins are. And with that reality, every exchange student or new neighbor is quickly overwhelmed by how welcoming people can be. This is also why many small groups have cultural matchmakers, nearly every group has some cultural variation of a matchmaker going on. Even for the gays. Might only be third, fourth cousins, but everyone is weirded out when you all end up at the same family reunion.)

[@Beainkle]

@@KieroSithat was the longest, most confusing parenthetic statement I have ever read 😅

[@docJamesE1318]

😅’😅😅😂😂😂

[@nenaelliott8058]

Lucas Bohn is a really funny man. I love his style. His timing is perfect.

[@Sara86A]

He is sure funny!!! I am IT assistant in Western Asia and that's where I saw the smart boards in a school. They are new from years ago. I work with 4 to 8 years old and my coordinator is great helping me!

[@onlyallegra]

Fastest way to learn how to use a Smartboard is to have a kid show you. Learned more from the kids than from other teachers.

[@abovenbeyondlimits81]

I think u missed the point . Lolz 🤦‍♀️

[@onlyallegra]

@@abovenbeyondlimits81 Substitute taught in six different school districts K-12. Half of the teachers helping me struggled with using Smartboards, as they didn't have them in college when they studied to become teachers. Half I learned from teachers and IT and the most useful stuff was from students who knew how to use them. Didn't care how I learned it. But, kids knew how to use them better than half the teachers.

[@DRUKENHOBO]

best thing to watch after getting home from work. good timing, funny jokes. all around great.

[@junedunne]

Thanks! For Ella's toy fund because her Daddy's funnnnnny! 😄😁🤣

[@JohnRay1969]

There is a senior center directly across from the Lone Mountain Cemetery in Carson City where my grandma is buried and I still laugh everytime I see the signs.

[@judycurtis5829]

One of the funniest comedians I ever seen!!! MORE, PLEASE!!!

[@kidwave1]

This is what passes for stand up comedy these days? Commenting on pictures on a projector?! Sad. I miss Norm and George Carlin.

[@donnahalsted7718]

@@kidwave1 You didn't laugh - at anything? That's SAD! Life is serious, yes. So we NEED to laugh, and I did! Sure feels good for a change.

[@judycurtis5829]

@@kidwave1 Opinions vary.

[@dryojimbo]

Love from Indonesia 🇮🇩

[@coreyoliver4778]

Fantastic show.. Thanks!

[@steventicknor8059]

My 3 year old uses sarcasm perfectly and she knows it!

[@FindingYourSpiritualTribe]

Thanks! I loved every minute of this show. 🙂 Now , go buy Ella a toy. 😊

[@realroadministries5577]

I needed to laugh. Great job 👍

[@lcifermorningstar191]

First time seeing this comedian. Laughed the whole time. Especially loved his plea for tips. 🤣🤣

[@jameslipke354]

This guy is AWESOME! 🤣 I'm 56 years old and still love asking little kids what they want to be when they grow because I'm always looking for a new idea.. The answers they come up with are 100% honest and priceless!!! 🤣 Try it sometime, I highly recommend it!!! ❤ I grew up watching The Lawrence Welk Show with my folks! I loved that show!!! Plot Twist: Lawrence Welk was born and raised in the German speaking community of Strasburg, ND. He didn't learn how to speak English until he was 21 years old! "Goodnight, sleep tight, and pleasant dreams to you Here's a wish and a prayer that every dream comes true And now 'til we meet again Adios, Au Revoir, Auf Wiedersehn GOOD NIGHT!" ~ APRIL LIPKE

[@effieinglish]

I use to live a couple miles from the Lawrence Welk studio in San Diego county. We watched it too. A high school friend auditioned for drummer. He was an Iron Maden, AC/DC, Yes, and Rush fan. He was so excited that day! I'll never forget it. Literally bouncing off the walls! Needless to say, LW didn't feel my friend had the style they were going for. 😂🤣🤣 Still, I respect him for trying. Was hoping you'd share some of the answers you've gotten from kids.

[@melodythomas1787]

Was it a community of former German p.o.w.s?there are a couple in minnesota

[@judyswiderski2682]

How about turning to Jesus? "All things were made by him; and without him was not anything made that was made." John 1:3. The him is Jesus, the Word made flesh. John 1:14. What is the dictionary word for God? Supreme Being, Creator. John 1:3 cleary states that Jesus is uncreated and the Creator. Jesus' first end times warning is, "And Jesus answered and said unto them, Take heed that no man deceive you. For many shall come in my name, saying, I am the Christ, and shall deceive many." Matthew 24:4-5. "But though we or an angel from heaven, preach any other gospel unto you than that which we have preached unto you, let him be accursed." Galatians 1:8. Jesus said that he is God! "Before Abraham was, I am." John 8:58, Exodus 3:14. The corrupt Jews wanted to stone Jesus because He called God His Father, making himself to be God. John 10:33. "For the Father loveth you because ye have loved me and believe that I came out from God." John 16:27. Jesus forgave sins.Mark2:10-12.[Only God can forgive sins]. He knew His Father as His Father knew Him. John 10:15. [Only God can know as God knows.] "Destroy this temple and in three days I will raise it up." [Jesus spoke of His body] John 2:18-22. Jesus stated He is omnipresent, a quality of God alone. Matthew 18:20. "Where two or three are gathered in my name, I am in the midst of them." "I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the ending, saith the Lord, which is, and which was and which is to come, the Almighty." Revelation 1:8. Know also, Jesus is fully man. Hebrews 3:3, 7:24, 8:3, and 10:12. King James Bible. He called us brethren. He became our high priest. Hebrews 10! So what is the salvation message of Jesus. Accept His perfect sacrifice and we for you. alk in grace and in His peace. Rest His righteousness. Repent and believe Jesus paid the one time full payment for your sins. 'Oh the blood of Jesus, oh the blood of Jesus, it washes white as snow.'

[@jameslipke354]

@@melodythomas1787 That I do not know! I live in Kansas and there was also a German POW Camp here. That's one of the reasons Kansas has such a large German-American community! My Paternal Great Grandparents left long before The Third Reich and settled in Western Kansas. Dad said as kids, he and his siblings understood and spoke German; his grandparents spoke very little English. Of course, after they passed and my grandfather passed, they really didn't speak Germam anymore. By the time they were all in their 20's my Dad, Aunt's and Uncle's had forgotten everything they learned as small children. That's a shame. ~ APRIL LIPKE

[@melodythomas1787]

@@judyswiderski2682 well gee thanks for the Sunday evening sermon.

[@jillgegen3384]

Watching this AGAIN and laughing just as hard as the first time 😂🤣

[@shalacarter6658]

Bless you for this awesome performance!!!!! Your Ella is a princess!

[@realemonful]

I feel sorry for any kid that is under any guidelines by this unintelligent fool!

[@clo8624]

I genuinely loved his special!

[@aggy8886]

I love listening to what kids have to say for this reason, they’re so cute and funny. But also, the kid who explained “how to pick up a chick” I have to wonder where he got his idea from 😂

[@maryrichardson1318]

Probably from me. I grew up in a small town in Ky. My family had been in that area for over 200 years. I was related to just about everyone. I would come home from school and tell my mom about some cute boy in my class and she would say "You know he's your cousin, right?" I tell people I had to leave the county to find a prom date I wasn't related to. BTW, I did the family tree years ago. My mom is her own third cousin.

[@debbieolandese4912]

@@maryrichardson1318, how does that happen?

[@hoosierdaddy4742]

@@debbieolandese4912 come on now... it's a joke! Lol

[@SuperFly-fs2ni]

Thanks for the laughs. I really enjoyed your show.

[@amyoung101]

This was great! Loved every minute 🥰

[@Kiti_Plays_Games]

Loved it! 10/10 would see this guy in person. In fact, that's my next stop - seeing if he has any shows nearby.

[@OttomanWarriorWoman]

He was super funny! You can tell he used to be an elementsry Teacher, he's got the energy.

[@laurendoe168]

Back in my day, the AV cart had a slide projector and a tape player. The audio beeped when it was time to change to the next slide.

[@carolannroberts]

We had a projector 📽 on a cart, gosh I’m old! It would flicker snd garble…still better than a regular school day

[@SonoNariFiorewithGrace]

Those students are really funny, this is sweet!

[@katiedrew4708]

Another PLAY it AGAIN from Dry Bar!

[@8f7f6f5fds8]

What a magnetic personality! Many great laughs!!

[@becominghero9754]

¡Gracias!

[@LetsDance-LessStress]

So funny and heartfelt and intelligent! I also enjoyed the powerpoint and hearing about your family. I had heard in your prior special how Ella joined your family. What a special journey you and your family are on! God bless you!

[@Starlababy]

I use to do this to my teachers too. It is fun.

[@jamiebarley4098]

When crossing the country I saw a sign between 2 lakes for Lottawatta road!

[@cggambill]

Oklahoma?

[@jamiebarley4098]

@@cggambill no near Arkansas

[@jamiebarley4098]

@cggambill is there one in Oklahoma too?

[@jamiebarley4098]

I don't know. There might be. It's a great name lol

[@shannon8461]

Kids being literal…my son, when he was 4, was a master of semantics. He was jumping on his bed, I could hear it across the house. I went in his room to tell him to quit jumping on his bed. Being a good kid, he said “ok mama”. 5 minutes later I heard him again. I went back to his room, and said “didn’t I just tell you to stop jumping on your bed?” His response? “I’m not jumping, I’m hopping”. Me: “Ok, no hopping either.” Him: “Ok mama”. 5 minutes later I’m back a third time, getting pretty annoyed, and just stood in the door looking at him. He said “I’m bouncing now!” I told him “no jumping, hopping, bouncing, or any other movement that has him repeatedly leaving the surface of his bed. Does that cover everything?” He sat down on the floor, frowned and thought for a moment, and said “that covers everything”.

[@Green3Eagle]

Oh, my gosh. I haven't laughed this hard in YEARS!

[@debbieolandese4912]

Me, too! I love hearing about such innocent children saying and doing hilarious things and never realizing how funny they are!

[@AKAHeatherJoy]

I love your act!

[@graceoverall]

This guy is hands down the FUNNIEST comic on Dry Bar! I laughed HARD... at work... and about shot coffee out my nose a couple times. Holy moly! So good!!! I'm definitely leaving a tip for him.

[@maryksnyder1155]

Absolutely hysterical! As a former teacher …. Can relate! Too freaking funny! Enjoy your daughter 🤣😊

[@goodnightmoon2995]

Good wholesome humour but loving the teaching experiences. Put more teachers please.

[@midnightgir6]

Everyone should support Lucas's's work.

[@SonicX6400]

This was really funny. I was a teacher for 14 years before becoming an administrator and I agree, some of the funniest things come from the classroom. I should have written down all the things my Littles said and wrote.

[@luvelyjay]

This was hilarious!!

[@pistolannie6500]

I can BEAT even the TV Cart.....I Remember...THE PROJECTOR shown on the wall!! The sound of it running, the wall suddenly going blank...the coming back on as the teachers gather round it to try to get going again, the lights going back out, watch another 2 minutes..till it broke again! AAANND...REPEAT! LOL

[@whozyourdaddy]

Ha ha. The film projector. In third grade our teacher fell asleep during a movie. She was a really old lady. When the reel come to the end, it started that flapping sound because the tail of the reel is going round and round like baseball cards in bicycle spokes. That thing flapped for like a solid ten minutes until the teacher finally woke up.

[@FleaChristenson]

The Elmo guy! This special is so much better than the other.

[@lisachapman8116]

Hilarious!! I equate love with ice cream...lol!!

[@h.peters]

I absolutely adored this special.

[@LadyVoldemort]

This is GREAT! I laughed so hard I almost choked on snack and water several times (especially at Taco Emergency 9 Juan Juan, LoLoLoL),but now I'm feeling so good. Thank you so much!!!

[@renasmith623]

This has to be the funniest humor I've seen in awhile 🤣!

[@csueconner9711]

You had tvs? We had blackboards that were usually green. Chalk dust anyone?

[@sherryskinner855]

We had one tv this is why it was on a cart to roll between all the classrooms. It was also black and white. No color!

[@allie1953]

Blackboard and greenboards. White boards hadn't yet been invented. Never knew there were smartboards until I saw this video. And educational videos were via reel projectors and screens. 😊

[@sailorrobsfishingadventure694]

Had to write on the green, blackboard a lot when I was in trouble for being the class clown.

[@Meisha-san]

I really like this guy 😊

[@pamelalandon2423]

Dry Bar always has great comedians!

[@glion7792]

I was feeling like a freak at work- went to Walmart and sat at Subways to have lunch- after watching all the people walk by- I felt beautiful and that I fit in after all. - it was a great therapy session. That was before I saw this. :)

[@CyndiWatkins]

He is so young. When I was in elementary school, we had film strips. A volunteer would manually advance the projector to the next picture when the accompanying record would play a beep.

[@k.b.tidwell]

I remember those!

[@foodforestfolderol]

My favorite sign was a traffic marquis in a construction zone right alongside a cemetery. It said "Thank you for your patients."

[@brothermouzone1307]

I'm just a bill sitting here on Capitol Hill... Red solo cup is universal.😂

[@JustJen263]

Oh my goodness this was fabulous!!!!!!!! Loved this!!!!!❤😂😂😂😂😂

[@melishaweston6774]

He killed it in both Dry Bar specials

[@graceyjewels7148]

Thanks Lucas

[@susaniaccino2565]

OMG! This was fabulous. I laughed all the way through the video.

[@singletonjays]

Thanks!

[@kspeach1]

You're hilarious. And correct! This new Gigi will do anything for her granddaughter! But with current politics, we are Dollar Tree people. 😅 Thanks!

[@mikenixon2401]

Oh goodness. I needed this today.

[@pandyne]

I'm not that old just went to a poor school district, but I remember the transition form the film projector to the VCR. It was easier to nap cause they had to turn the lights off.

[@MxSaxman]

A man with great courage, a (now rare) good and decent man. Someone who really matters. I am privileged to have seen his work. From Ireland (when that used to mean something).

[@raydreamer7566]

Thanks for the laugh .

[@christymarie1413]

This was thoroughly awesome, great cheerer upper

[@Aklifedesign]

Yay teachers. Met my HS teaching husband at professional development in’ 13. Married in ‘16. Twin toddlers (my gift for teaching 20 years) in 2019. They were also my extraordinary opportunity to leave the profession. ❤🫶🏾✌🏾

[@arlenelester-carlson2234]

Thanks!

[@cookiecravingperson]

Thanks!

[@SarahTheSassy71]

Thanks!

[@DanielGomez-io5bx]

Thanks!

[@canvshah051]

Thanks!

[@javaskull]

Thanks!

[@springc.2585]

Thanks!

[@keepitmel100g9]

Thanks!

[@williamcreaganiii1793]

Thanks!