Kids Say The Funniest Things | Funny Moments Compilation

The littlest slips of the tongue are sometimes worth the biggest laughs. KZbin mods, please don't immediately ban us for this. From failure to count to astute anatomical observations, or just plain ol' tattling on their parents, kids certainly are dumb along their way to becoming smart. And hey, we've finally got a compilation that's safe for all ages. After this, direct your little ones over to: / failarmy
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[@YoshisPainting]

The Headlock kid is by far the biggest legend in this compilation. "But it's the greatest thing ever!" You are absolutely right child, preach!

[@DemeDemetre]

lol

[@gleadhill79]

Pure gold! 😂😂😂

[@theusher2893]

I'm pretty sure she was told to say that.

[@brianmurphy250]

Very true…. And as a kid I’d prefer the headlock rather than a kick to the jewels. I bet he marries her one day

[@punelopepunstop5515]

Man: “Are you Thor?” Girl: “No, I’m five.” Oooo… good one kid!

[@kirdot2011]

she simply heard '''four'' where the other one disagreed to aknowledge the existance of number 4 as such

[@jamesscott5407]

@@kirdot2011 thankyou for clearing that up for everyone mate 👍

[@RenamonandLuna]

That 🤔🧐🤨 face tho

[@TheGavrael]

2:33 "One time" is the worst possible answer to that question. Oh man.

[@eilzmo]

The dad’s face going from amused and humouring to wait WHAT got me so bad

[@LDogSmiles]

My man was choking on air

[@TrendingViralVideos]

5:04 'You shouldn't put kids in headlocks' "But it's the greatest thing ever!" 😂😂😂

[@gerhardcoetzee5008]

yeah, that one killed me....

[@alecxander1593]

@@gerhardcoetzee5008 yeah that one killed Jack too 😂

[@lagrangepoint9386]

As a teacher, I agree.

[@FavolesLegacy]

my fave part XD

[@geoffrey6000]

the way she said but it's the greatest thing ever was just amazing....

[@Danielle-wo6vn]

😆 the girl that put him in a headlock & took him all the way down, because it’s the greatest

[@jamesscott5407]

She's going to he the first female president of the USA...legend status activated

[@FireN2k9]

@@jamesscott5407 Place your bets now :D

[@RubSomefastOnIt]

@@jamesscott5407 more coherent then the current one...

[@bigsteve6729]

Yes absolutely amazing. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@praveer_mishra]

Hey can anyone explain me this headlock thing, I didn't understand a thing in that instance, I'm might not getting it cause this is not so famous at my place . BTW the compilation was so enjoyable and funny ❤️from 🇮🇳

[@fyoubeebo4334]

"But that's my Boyfriend, look!" *chokes him to death*

[@simasima5255]

:))))) I can imagine her future

[@icarusbinns3156]

Well… she’s not entirely wrong?

[@neutraltral8757]

Oh dear, oh dear... They start so young... 😰

[@torineg.847]

0:44 Hmm could be biden genes

[@jasonlock884]

@@torineg.847 I bet you’re right on that

[@dacronic1646]

The slimy glove!!! Lmfao!! The innocence is adorable.

[@Jatish.M]

Yes😂

[@emulsifi3r]

This is by far my favorite funny kids compilation. Especially the "Awww sh*t" one.

[@scottforbes4933]

Awokawokawok 😆🤣 yeah bro

[@tanyu6a]

Coud you explain cuss word from Tide on 2:10, please! 😳

[@gargoyleb]

He said it in context!

[@learnplaywithjai4756]

Hahaha hahahaha

[@realname4898]

Say "bye bye" Mason: "You're about to die" 🤣

[@StraigtEdgeMember]

I completely lost it at that part.

[@zaeltrus]

I would keep an eye on that kid 😅

[@simasima5255]

:))))

[@realname4898]

@@StraigtEdgeMember ye I didn't expect that at all from him

[@ET-hm8do]

6:45

[@prestonfisher3945]

The innocence of little kids, it's so cute and hilarious

[@theboxnews7758]

*Yes, and are convinced of everything they say*****WELCOME*****

[@RenamonandLuna]

My goggles!

[@darrylgibson3575]

Except for the one at 1:30, that poor girl is going to have a hard time learning how to be humble.

[@jjhack3r]

No innocence here...

[@MythicSuns]

0:47 Dude, I'm 27 and I still have stupid moments like this. I once had a moment where I lost my phone so I tried to track it down with a phone finder app....on my phone.

[@Clearlyclynn]

That’s a good one! I’ve looked for my glasses before when I was wearing them… usually it doesn’t last more than a few moments, but boy….

[@MythicSuns]

@@Clearlyclynn Here's another good one, my friend once got a text from another friend that said "I can't find my phone"

[@Clearlyclynn]

@@MythicSuns that’s hilarious!

[@justsomewendigowithinterne7062]

same here bro, today I was making a Lego technic set and I was missing a few parts. looked everywhere, couldn't find them. Looked in my hand, boom. there they were.

[@alm5992]

This is what too much technology does to people.

[@JacobGaming2016]

"Are you Thor?" "No, I’m five!" It’s so pure, I love it!

[@oscarrios4251]

She understood four

[@oscarrios4251]

@@jenk4268 the girl thought was four, probably other people as well

[@andrewproctor3922]

Legend has it Aidan is still looking for his goggles!

[@ozbarge9761]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@DemocratsareagentsofSATAN]

LMAO - moves his much needed googles, scratches his head, puts them back where they were and continues the search for his elusive googles.....LMAO

[@throwawayyoutubeaccount4219]

@@MohammedRayyan no

[@simasima5255]

:))))) yeah so cute

[@buddyx6]

@Covidescapeslvl4biolab- this mask will stop it; Goggles not googles! 'KEEP ON KEEPIN ON'!

[@lamborghinihd4348]

Hello sir please

[@olympiaskye2324]

GOOD! I'm glad you learned something! Mr. "Covidescapeslvl4biolab-this mask will stop it" Hey! When you're right, you're right! LOL

[@benji.B-side]

Headlock girl in 20 years time: "My fiancée was late turning up for our romantic restaurant dinner, so I put him in an headlock and took him down. It's the greatest thing ever!"

[@marktaylor865]

Chapter two to this story. Headlock girl put inmate Tracy in a headlock and took her down for hogging the carrot. Lol

[@randallfabian6640]

Future Ronda Rousey!

[@storytimewithunclebill1998]

That goggle scene is to cute. Dude really wanted them goggles. Was fun to watch. Great video

[@Knoah321]

5:06 "But that's the greatest thing ever", that girl is my spirit animal 🤣😂

[@donniev8181]

"But that's the greatest thing ever" hilarious! Also the little girl who told her school about the "weed" lol.

[@andreakaniecki7250]

I never thought I would hear this in a sentence. “Daddy said to come on and stop flirting with the mannequin” 😂

[@Jack-ny4vu]

“Say bye bye” “You’re about to die!” Lmfao 🤣

[@fandy218]

1:35 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH IM DEAD☠️☠️☠️☠️

[@crypticghost21]

6:54 So innocent and yet, so hilarious 😂

[@eilzmo]

This was a botty thing to say bruh

[@Frosty_yt1]

At 3:06 had laughing so hard because she don't know they talking about

[@raysplace6548]

Little dude looking for his goggles.😂😂.. It only gets worse, as you get older.. Looking for your car keys, when they've been in your hand the whole time, same with your cellphone.. 😂

[@icarusbinns3156]

I think the best I’ve seen was my friend’s mom with the new baby. Preparing a snack, and then proceeding to frantically search for her son… who she is holding, in one arm, braced on her hip. “Where’s the baby!” “Look to your left?” “He’s not there!” To friend, “This could take a while…”

[@raysplace6548]

@@icarusbinns3156 😂😂😂.. As a father myself, I've done the same thing.. In the mad dash for those middle of the night bottles, still half asleep, running into every wall and door in the house face first.. Good times..lol

[@marktaylor865]

That "I put a headlock down on him" kid made me spit coffee. It came out of my nose. Ahaha.

[@windowsfan95]

“I wanna drink some wine!” I think you have had enough already.

[@prosec2]

5:04 'You shouldn't put kids in headlocks' "But it's the greatest thing ever!" She is going to be a very normal girl.

[@amkelle2]

0:30 Sounds like an alcoholic trying to quit

[@jamesonrocco]

1:27 cracked me up

[@SpecialOrder_937]

These need to be uncensored

[@katharina...]

4:28 A slimy glove... she's not exactly wrong here, is she? Well, maybe a little bit 😂😂😂

[@davidbolha]

Failed parenting. 🙄😃

[@GeekExtremist]

That girl REALLY reminds me of Dot from MadTV! Does the facial expressions, the voice, everything 🤣

[@BMAN-eb4jk]

She is going be embarrassed once she learns what they really are meant for.

[@BMAN-eb4jk]

Well, close enough.

[@rconn4501]

6:43 is THEE funniest & most honest kid thing, ever‼️🤣💀

[@jerryboics9550]

When that kid was talking about weeds at home, I thought the backyard was gunna look like mine, but it was immaculate with 5 blades of grass out of place :)

[@FireN2k9]

The last one gave me shivers "He's my boyfriend" strangles him :D

[@SheilaR.08]

Next up on Snapped...

[@thegammelgalopper3107]

overly attached girlfriend v2

[@davidbolha]

She'll fit fine in the feminist century. 😄

[@aneta5196]

3:16 How dare you crush this child’s dream of being a lawyer?

[@emmalouise9536]

5:15 😂😂😂😂 such a cutie

[@gurunggrunge]

" That's the greatest thing ever "😂😂

[@slkt273]

😂😂😂😂

[@TheMightyMana]

0:44 that one hit nostalgia so hard. could have been me as a kid.. bet he was so hyped

[@voodoo-doc]

This is one of those legendary failarmy videos 😃😃

[@throwawayyoutubeaccount4219]

@@MohammedRayyan no

[@cutmasterB]

"Aww shit" had me rolling 🤣

[@killereria9945]

I had to pause the video i laughed so hard!

[@jernejjocif8494]

Man.... Gotta love failarmy for going strong for so many years now❤️

[@thomasplouffe326]

Big band aid, my god kid, HAHAHA the kid getting the shot killed me

[@scandarjump8943]

6:42 This dude is my soul mate!!

[@duckyboi7204]

4:24 mom: what is it? kid: a glove. LOL

[@GeekExtremist]

That girl REALLY reminds me of Dot from MadTV! Does the facial expressions, the voice, everything 🤣

[@BMAN-eb4jk]

Close enough.

[@april1st183]

​@@BMAN-eb4jk What is it supposed to be?

[@mamapoch1915]

I love all of these but my favorite is the little one looking for his goggles!

[@killereria9945]

“123,5!” Such confidence! Reminds me my son only counts in 2’s “246!” And then giggles with how proud he is of his counting. He knows full well it starts 123 but loves 246.

[@tabora_]

Who doesn't love the even numbers?

[@tanjefdol2193]

4:23 by far the funniest one😂 Look what she put on her hand

[@dieeine8114]

"touch it. It´s slimy"

[@GeekExtremist]

That girl REALLY reminds me of Dot from MadTV! Does the facial expressions, the voice, everything 🤣

[@markhowards420]

4:30 slimy glove 😁🤣😂

[@pfguo87]

Kids are great, I can't want for my friends to have kids so I go over and laugh at them 🤣🤣🤣

[@thebestwmd6586]

I don't give any "fox" what anyone says. This is an awesome compilation! Had me laughing over half the time and it takes a lot to make me

[@AvidAirEnthusiast]

bro the glove and band aid got me dead

[@INTENSPENCE]

I love videos that bleep out all the funny parts...

[@hiyapal7719]

4:34 That little girl is logical, and awesome! "...but, that's the greatest thing ever."

[@RennieAsh]

4:40 ah yes. I see she knows her judo well!

[@zactodd2396]

I think a headlock one is one of the best ones I’ve ever heard

[@ruzainirosli273]

4:12 She is the type of girl who you can't argue with.

[@MIRRORWORLDWITHEMTIAZ]

Supposed me

[@ethanshill2148]

I’m sorry, but hearing kids swear are just the funniest things ever. 😂😂😂

[@sakshampradhan5443]

Please make some more of this my gosh 😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[@markbotta8567]

The kid getting a shot was a riot.

[@ToHoldNothing]

"Oh shit!"

[@raghavbl4596]

I want them to react to this video when they grow up. 😭

[@DropDMurphy]

@ 0:44 that's me everyday by noon at work when my brain is so fried from the b.s that I can't think straight.

[@hymesh]

The goggles & the weed one got me....

[@decidingdifferent272]

to quote someone famous, "that's the greatest thing ever..."

[@wywyb88]

We went to hardware store other day looking for fuel hose, my daughter walked up to an employee and asked "where da hose at? "

[@humblehummingbird2011]

5:08 ~ "I...Love...(Ice Cream) Comsonose!" 😁 This little girl made me LoL & I had to watch it a few more times...too cute!

[@fourgedmushrooms5958]

Pads probably make good bandaids!

[@ranimeRAT]

Tampons used to be used in the war! I think it started in WW2

[@Deiser1]

7:34 the next Harley Quinn

[@joconnell8145]

Little girl at 5:25 has been watching Monty Python too much LOL!!

[@JoeyRuinsEverything]

@Failarmy, you have reinvented yourself and how! Fab job. And all hail the headlock girl. She's our leader.

[@AFRCSD]

4:00 That’s lebron

[@Davis8207]

Where can I find the unedited version of this? Hilarious

[@AllisChalmersMN]

The kid getting the shot did it for me. Hahahahahaha

[@JustMagikarp]

I need the video at 6:42 on a loop. My stomach is in so much pain from laughter 😂😂😂

[@neerajtripathy3304]

Just wanna know how these kids would react looking at these as grownups.. 😂😂

[@Rip_lincolnplayz]

HAHA THE HEADLOCK KID 😂😂😂

[@ProfSir1]

This warms my cold dead heart in more ways than one

[@KHoltzie]

I remember growing up my kid sister had trouble with her ‘F’s’ so she couldn’t say the word ‘fork’ correctly-it would always come out f-k, which we’d always teasingly get her to say whenever we needed a quick laugh…a family dinner table story to this day! 😄🍴😄

[@musicalguy9]

From 1996-1999 my youngest cousin was being hilarious and I wish I recorded videos and even though I am only 35 (soon 36) I didn't know how cameras worked back then

[@Evren01]

New generation kids wanna get drunk or make a valentine despite their very young years. :D I think social media is doing that to them.

[@SirSlimeington]

Nah, kids have been doing that a lot of generations before now.

[@LadySmartcat]

kids copy their parents.

[@Evren01]

@@LadySmartcat 👍👍👍

[@da_rickroller2821]

5:11 and 5:19 be like she is trying to joke with her Daddy and he is too innocent to get that.

[@ernieh4049]

🤣🤣🤣 I miss my kids being that little. The stuff the say at that age is priceless 🤣

[@RedheadHomie]

Parents need to stop cussing around their kids. Geez.

[@pocketmarcy6990]

Most of it is just the kids pronouncing words wrong lol

[@BuffaloBorn78]

Isabella is going to be in viral videos in 20 years saying the exact same thing in the same voice.

[@throwawayyoutubeaccount4219]

@@MohammedRayyan no

[@simasima5255]

which one?

[@steveng9708]

Are you Thor ? No, i'm five😂

[@SheepDogNumber6]

1:57 awwwwww.

[@greenbreed_gb5850]

When kids are more grown up than grown ups🤣

[@slkt273]

😂😂

[@slkt273]

Watch hero thing

[@KatherineGG]

As much as I love this, and I do, I’m just so glad I was born when embarrassing baby photos and home videos got put online. Like, I can live in fear of when my mom pulls out my baby book to show off my “cutest photo ever,” but this generation, that stuff’s gonna live online forever.

[@Purdue03b]

That's what you get for naming your kid Annisten...pick one, Anna or Kristen.

[@andhisband]

Exactly what I was thinking. Seriously WTF. One can only assume that the final choice of name came down to Annisten or Krisna.

[@vaibhavshenoy2904]

@@andhisband Krisna is acceptable if you are an Indian,but I dunno abt other races doe

[@kythv304]

These kids are going places.

[@GbixYT]

4:25 IS FAILED PARENTING

[@dennyluu1282]

1:31 she’s a grown a**s woman now

[@satanic_warmaster]

I loved this video! I laughed so hard at some of the parts 😂😂

[@donniev8181]

But its the greatest thing ever!

[@OmprakashKumar-qv9wt]

That's the greatest thing ever 😂😂

[@heru7182]

It’s an awful shame little kids have to grow into people.

[@faeriewitch8580]

???? They ARE people, they just grow into adult people.

[@gamemasterempier]

so many slow claps I gave this. do not regret.

[@the.seagull.35]

The first one is definitely a setup 😂 good one though.

[@kindhugger5646]

This is why education is so important lol 😂

[@winnerwinner8894]

What kind of education?

[@greatmnn3868]

Wakanda Nonsense is this??? @Kindhugger

[@Rip_lincolnplayz]

3:31 someone’s gotta tell him 💀

[@hashtag_thisguy]

Kids right. That is the greatest thing ever

[@traintrack3761]

This is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen XD