Clarkson, May, Hammond Exaggerated Stats Compilation

[@ishangarg9517]

ah yes, i was waiting for this video for a million years

[@cleverusername9369]

So were 367% of British people

[@theglowingnugget7999]

Lol

[@mknimmo]

Ive been waiting for eleventy billion years

[@yashwanthbalakrishnan9100]

Or more

[@isaacsrandomvideos667]

I’ve been waiting 69 sextillion years times by 420

[@jolly5319]

"...a million gallons of torque" i didn't know that we can do that😂

[@shadmansudipto7287]

Sadly he still doesn't know what unit of torque he's talking about haha. Edit: nvm the unit is gallons.

[@Philip.Magnusson]

We can't and we will!

[@ryanmann1416]

And it’s got cannons!!!

[@jacobbahr9316]

Silly old bastard... everybody knows you measure torque in lightyears

[@marksbikeexports5123]

@@shadmansudipto7287 I bet you are a riot at parties.

[@interstate366]

15:29 “what do we want?” “A Range Rover!” “When do we we want it?” “As soon as we can arrange easy finance!”

[@reececollison5101]

Before I knew anything about TVR I legit believed James when he talked about one never breaking down 😂

[@kstxevolution9642]

I mean, there's no records of one breaking down because they go wrong so often they never bothered about keeping track

[@LUNE.44]

@@kstxevolution9642 "sometimes my genius....is almost frightening"

[@G.W._Cook]

@@LUNE.44 "... it generates its own gravity"

[@Rasscasse]

This is hilarious 😂

[@JRC99]

I actually thought he was serious about the throttle delay

[@donactdum6635]

“And it’s faster than light” Hammond would still crash into matter even tho he’s phasing straight through it

[@Vladpryde]

"What do we want?!" "A Range Rover!" "When do we want it?!" "....as soon as we can afford easy financing!"

[@c63w204W]

"well as soon as the supercharger comes out"

[@mattyownyou]

Clarksons prediction about what classic to buy as an investment looks to be spot on with the Impreza, considering how madly 90s JDM has exploded in the last 5 years.

[@3a.m.284]

Yeah but not for Subaru, they're worth pennies compared to every other Japanese car from that era

[@BayAreaRushHour]

@@3a.m.284 true but I think the main difference is that Subaru continued production of the Impreza and WRX while a lot of the desired JDM cars were discontinued after one or two generations

[@Umar-gw6fy]

@@BayAreaRushHour yeah exactly the Impreza had been sold consistently and still is being sold meanwhile the evo, integra, eclipse ect had their production stopped

[@HungryForBurritos]

@@Umar-gw6fy and then turned into mom cars

[@regularbloke2117]

I mean, his predictions are usually right in the classic wall section. He just has shit timing

[@polishavgeek1849]

"Thank you. You... are sacked!" Many years later...

[@timw6928]

Bridge over the river Kok episode I reckon was one of the best specials they made it had everything in it even though they were in clapped out death traps every minute was brilliant.

[@CarlosMedina82]

Was a gooden yeah, but nothing tops Botswana 😍😍

[@AbdulWahab-Wrs]

@@CarlosMedina82 no, Burma special the truck one was the best

[@sierrathewolf4174]

Burma was the best by far. To this day I want to go to the Shan state in Burma and road trip to Hoi An Vietnam. Maybe in a western star or a Leyland Freighter

[@Mattbrown98]

Africaaaa

[@Mustang150y]

1:14 that background music is also in gran turismo 3

[@sharpfalcon6196]

Top Gear must've loved Overseer.

[@DatShepTho]

Yeah!!! I noticed that X3

[@Gerarghini]

NFS:U gang rise up

[@theninethrees8044]

The even used the NFS Underground 2 intro music during a Porsche power tests.

[@sisilotau2185]

3:28 That bird had quite the oh shit moment when that Zonda flew by

[@DeanMoxley87]

Fun Fact The quad stuff at. 1:20 is very early new Top Gear it stems from some realising that when the three of them worked together on Camera during the £100 Cheap Car Challenge, they had chemistry.

[@lennyface8195]

Math was never their strong suit.

[@woutervanr]

Facts were never their strong suit, but nobody watched it for the hard facts.

[@friguy4444]

@@woutervanr Yet they won awards for the best Factual show or the best Documentary. Something like that LOL.

[@MontyCantsin5]

*Maths*

[@clarkscat9386]

14:00 Clarkson is right since Subaru aren't selling the impreza in England anymore the prices have sky rocketed

[@MrCecezzz]

That's an interesting commercial move they have to recover the loss from impreza and if you want a forester you have to spend a million pounds....

[@mouaxiong8618]

A simple sti is now like 50k standard wrx? 9k for a nice one. And going up

[@decodolly1535]

9:37 - I know the where the clip is from but I love that, out of context, they are apparently just completely ignoring Clarkson being covered in blood 😊

[@coastaku1954]

I love their reactions to the ATVs, they're correct. The speed is instant

[@Schmuly]

And they really do go one million mph

[@coastaku1954]

@@Schmuly When flying through a trail or a Quarry, FUCK YEAH THEY DO!

[@tolyo96]

Richard's and Jeremy's introductions to their quad bikes at 1:10 had me laughing for days the first time I watched the episode

[@TehMehKehIen]

The first clip gave me this extra-long compilation idea "sounds like..." compilation

[@olavjorvik94]

"Yeees, but it's making it up, to make a point..." HAHAHAHAHAHA

[@lewishamilton9251]

three MIDDLE class boys is the most exaggerated stat here.

[@AKSHAY-bu4ox]

A million gallons of torque

[@nicholasw.3488]

"A million gallons of torque" -Jeremy Clarkson

[@EleanorPeterson]

16:10 - Can't help noticing that the bobby picked to deal with the protest is just a te-e-e-ny bit taller than 6' 5" Clarkson, to ensure the rozzers aren't subjected to any Hammondesque height mockery... 🤭

[@martinhadfield671]

Hmmm think Clarkson May have shrunk! Look at him stood next to 6’5” Usain Bolt, Usain is about an inch to an inch and a half taller! And look at him next to 6’6” Anthony Joshua, he was about 2-3 inches taller!

[@KingDirryDave]

For a video like this, I'm surprised it doesn't have "eleventy-million" views

[@richardw64]

and a million gallons of Likes.

[@wmxx2000]

I was waiting for 9:00 Love when they five the Italian perspective.

[@speedy692]

3:30. Even the Pigeon turned around for a look.

[@thescpfoundationohm9125]

keep up the good work liking the daily vids :)

[@herbie53opf]

Have you made a compilation of making fun of audience members?

[@frankheffleyofficial8806]

just to prove how entertaining these 3 are, at the time of writing this, 400 thousand people have watched them read out statistics wrong.

[@JamaicanCastle]

8:55 I want to know more about the Lambos in Hammond's world.

[@RacingOmen]

My favorite line from any series; Full stop; One million horsepower e-yes (a hundred thousand?) it’s invisible, and it’s got cannons!

[@aimfuldrifter]

Thank you so much for finding all these things and putting them into videos. You're awesome mate!

[@trooperdgb9722]

In much the same spirit one of may favourite authors (P.J. O'Rourke) once wrote of a Ferrari "Acceleration was sufficient to leave earth orbit, and the brakes could stop time". Brilliant!

[@theninethrees8044]

6:00 Anywhere know where is this from? The Hummer vs Escalade vs Range Rover off road test? I cant seem to find it anywhere

[@tasleemahmad6033]

Had the same thought! Can’t find a clip - but after a lot of searching on Google, it seems to be from the “Clarkson: The Good, The Bad, The Ugly” DVD. Might be some clips from that floating around somewhere online if you search hard enough!

[@Harry-rm4in]

3:19 this one's probably legit tbf

[@threadz-sr6305]

Great channel, great content Thank you!

[@BlueXonar]

No exaggeration in the Avensis clip. I have no doubt that one of those would do "millions" of miles if taken care of. I'm sure one has, somewhere.

[@jammog2000]

I find it really funny when Jeremy makes up the times on the lap board With the Mitsubishi Evo X in series 11 he said “1:17.1” when it actually did it in 1:28.2 and the Toyota GT86 in series 19 he said “1:11.7” when it was 1:31.3 Plus the three he did in this video is really hilarious

[@davidmulindwa9148]

This Trio always makes my day 😂😂😂... This show is worth 5 life times for real...

[@Seppl_Tandtijger]

Petition to stop the goverment building speedhumps

[@engasal]

But people make children on their own

[@Seppl_Tandtijger]

@@engasal what does that have to do with speedhumps

[@TSR1989FF]

Amen. Even as a Cyclist I loathe them

[@Umar-gw6fy]

@@Seppl_Tandtijger the joke was that he uses children as speed bumps

[@cepheus7850]

I love how James tries to lean on Jeremy's lorry after Richard admires the paint and almost injures himself.

[@ridgegamer735]

You can never hate these guys Over a billion million people including myself love this show and over 1000000% of the world loves this show Can you do a video of times Clarkson, Hammond and May have beaten The Stig

[@Edgemaster72]

the million beers clip has a great follow up too, something to the effect of "the middle of the next afternoon it was the next morning"

[@baileyrob]

If I had a penny for every exaggeration in this video, I'd be a multi-billion-trillionaire

[@tinselanselmoe-cx9fu]

flagged for misleading title; all observations were entirely accurate

[@fxzn]

14:00 what's funny is hes not wrong. if you'd have gotten an STI it will have at least held it's value. 22B/GC8 are crazy right now.

[@DailyDrivenBikes_1]

The zonda is just a car that has that kids drawing kind of theory and to me it's what a supercar or hypercar should be.

[@Hydruss443]

0:30 what episode is this? I never knew they had a Ruf on top gear.

[@harrywalton6421]

The first 2 clips are from the Clarkson supercar showdown DVD, I think the RUF one is from a similar one

[@CT5555_]

Jeremy not understanding safety glass is crazy. Little quarter inch pieces of glass won't kill you, a huge one sticking out of your chest will.

[@rickygrenadier6303]

11:55 "I got shot" "Aye?!" "I was shot!" "At last!" "What with?" "...AK-47."

[@themedic7933]

14:00 You know what, he was actually kind of right 😂

[@Jayjamie]

Anyone know the episode with the red rover in at the beginning??

[@nunyabusinessmate420]

Could we possibly have a video of when one of the presenters says something and it cuts out in the middle Like when Clarkson refers to Hammond as a bastard in one episode, it cuts out to the film

[@TheHutchy01]

I mean Mobutu Sese Seko's Grosser was for sale recently for half a million

[@stonecoldranblesfan862]

I watched this video 4.5million times and it’s still good

[@austinhales1807]

My truck is an 1985 and it even has a radio antenna in the windshield. That windshield is twice as much as one without the antenna as well.

[@marvinpollmann232]

8:17 that's probably still underrated

[@TombstoneHeart]

These blokes have been told a million times not to exaggerate.

[@ethanswanepoel577]

What episode/special is it when he is on Paul Ricard?

[@corey57255]

I just realized what they probably meant by "aerodynamically limited" is that instead of doing it electronically they specifically designed the body to prevent it from going above a certain speed.

[@RoScFan]

wait wtf?!?! race tracks have noise limits?!?!?!

[@error404blah]

@Atalante Alter not just in the US, most tracks in Europe have limiters, particularly for open track days.

[@jamesengland7461]

In the UK, there's a stock Lotus street model which is too loud for some of their racetracks.

[@Jabber-ig3iw]

Yes, the UK is a very small country, we don’t have vast areas of nothing to put racetracks in so they are near houses, unlike the US we don’t hate each other so we tend to make rules for the benefit of everyone rather than just minority groups who like being antisocial.

[@jamesengland7461]

@@Jabber-ig3iw most Americans don't hate each other. We do, however, have plenty of room to spread out, and we have racetracks everywhere. I didn't insult your country; there's no call to insult mine. As for laws, both countries, to varying degrees, trample all over our God- given liberties.

[@ZesPak]

Tbh those noise limits are usually quite sensible. It's usually (badly) modified cars that exceed them, although there will be some older cars that do as well. It's not just for surroundings, but also for other drivers/riders, as part of H&S. Just like we know that working with asbestos or fumes is bad, we know that working in a 100dB+ environment is very detrimental to hearing. There are often also "drive-by" tests, like speed camera's, along the tracks. These are usually ~90dB, which is sensible but some motorcycles might want to watch out. In essence, prolonged exposure to >100dB is extremely bad, even with earplugs.

[@DesertWolf392]

Jeremy just casually talking about being shot is funny

[@VXGaming]

a million gallons of torque or half a Bentley.

[@chrisgreen3324]

3:43-3:58 anyone know what episode that clip is from?

[@musiccylinderK6]

Could anyone give me the episode number for 08:21 ? Thanks!

[@hititdj]

8:21 - 8:38 which season and episode is that?

[@top_banananaplays]

Wow! You have eleventy million subscribers!

[@scierpka]

okay fellas what is the tune at 1:47?

[@eurosonly]

The car appreciation part is so true. They joke about the impreza but they've been going up since 2010 or so.

[@Fm123ify]

What episode is at 6:00?

[@sherpafan033]

It’s from a DVD called ‘Clarkson: The good, the bad, the ugly’

[@johnb2127]

“I wouldn’t be surprised if death sounded a little bit like this” Well, it does if your Richard Hamilton

[@thestoiccarguy]

Can u do a compilation of James doing the surprised 'Hey'

[@wilmotown]

6:00 what episode is this clip from?

[@sherpafan033]

Not an episode. It’s from a DVD special that Clarkson did called ‘Clarkson: The good, the bad, the ugly’

[@neilmurphy845]

What is the name of the episode where they're driving they quad

[@FightingForceSoulless]

And what you're doing, is making that up. Yeees, but making a point as well xD

[@x0xAdrianx0x]

I watched this video a million billion times.

[@Gerarghini]

Cause a vespa weighs 940,000 tons

[@fanaccount6600]

3:50 This one is actually true since it's a toyota!

[@houdin654jeff]

Top Gear presenter: Uses the word "million." Inigo: You keep using that word...I do not think it means what you think it means.

[@WilliamTurk]

13:20 In America, or at least some parts, we get taxed annually based on the value of the vehicle.

[@avennon1873]

I like the fake stats because I have no idea what the real ones mean

[@thebatman3782]

at 03:20 I think a race track actually costs 6 billion.

[@OncleJazz0256]

I've watched this eleventy million times

[@SuicidalLemonade]

tbh if there was no air a mini metro would do a million mph

[@aguruattapiano]

"Eleventy millon" 😂😂

[@yashwanthbalakrishnan9100]

7:40 right back at ya

[@thibalt9109]

is the race track price tag (6 billion) an exaggeration tho?

[@Ark_3311]

1:40 what episode

[@iegionnairemagna]

why do they sometimes call it brake horsepower instead of simply horsepower?

[@riso9059]

Bhp takes into account the minor losses in power due to friction from driving

[@rufusthomas3067]

What episode is the 2nd clip from?

[@MasterFlores35]

1:03 Jezzas freak out 🤣😆🤣

[@dnf-dead]

I was shot.....at last...😅🤣

[@rlas]

Never noticed he said million gallons of torque 🤔😂

[@BoGijsel]

2:00 every 12yo fanboy

[@nielslauridsen2323]

"No, umbuhm as it turned out the Vespa weighs 940.000 tonnes..."

[@lukewarmwater6412]

eleventy million.... I'm using that.

[@yudhabagaskara98]

7:38 hammond didn't listen to what they said a year later

[@patrikpaller14]

I got shot, okay? Aye? I was shot At last

[@SaarlaneKretiin]

>exaggerated stats compilation >"never in recorded history has there been reports of a TVR breaking down" incredible.

[@charlesdecker9870]

I was finally able to hunt again, and I harvested a billion point buck this year.

[@EATSLEEPDRIVE2002]

2:34 “ about 1,000,000 miles of blue sky above my head…“ Was that really an exaggeration tho?