Clarkson, May, Hammond Hidden Word Splits Full Compilation

no idea how i didn't include the sweater clip
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[@Mustang150y]

The episode of the 350z and z4 is top gear the perfect road trip 1

[@beefsticklover6968]

Fr!. New top gear fuckin sucks

[@adamthomas1222]

Thanks mate, I have every episode, but don't remember watching that one. Gotta find it online now

[@GERntleMAN]

Thanks!

[@isaacsrandomvideos667]

Okay

[@rte3y838]

@@isaacsrandomvideos667 hi fellow commenter is your pfp a staaag

[@Chanannagins]

this show is entirely made for adults with the humor of a 12 year old I love it

[@theasian5496]

*asian approves.*

[@friktionrc]

And that’s why it’s so popular around the planet lol

[@thestudio66]

aka, me

[@Nightdare]

I take offense to that ...I never progressed beyond 10 year old's humor!

[@QKvox]

Im a 14 year old and ive loved it since I was 6 haha

[@zerronyx1362]

So many hidden gags, old top gear is lucky its audience rewatches each episode atleast 1 million times

[@TheGundameister]

Until Amazon pulls it then realizes that there is a mass unsubscribe exodus from Prime.

[@gadgetsage]

2 million for the reliant robin one

[@masterkush8262]

Is it wrong too tell everyone I've ejaculated too each episode at least once

[@MausOfTheHouse]

@@masterkush8262 No, run outside and tell everyone.

[@DavinCoadyOfficial]

Dave repeats haha

[@sohambasak6382]

I'm pretty sure James May comes up with most of these given his history with secret messages in Autocar magazine.

[@qwikz28]

He's still the king of this game

[@Veyron722skyhook]

"Autocar?" "Yes." "The magazine that sacked you?" Maybe that might've been why.

[@dickJohnsonpeter]

That was such a dumb reason to be fired. He didn't even spell anything bad. It was just a little joke.

[@Veyron722skyhook]

@@dickJohnsonpeter No one ever said that WAS the reason he was fired. I only said MAYBE.

[@acreativename7999]

It was so good people phoned in thinking they would get a prize for figuring it out

[@MrTea101]

"Let's call a M.I.L.F. to fill us up."

[@warpey5632]

"Clarkson! Why is there a woman with giant breasts trying to break in my car?" "Oh no! I called the wrong one!"

[@marcleslac2413]

CLAAAAAARRRRRRRRKSOOOOOOOOOOOON WHY IS THERE WOMAN FLUID IN MY CAR!

[@davidknowles2491]

@@marcleslac2413 OH NO! Anyway.......

[@marcleslac2413]

@@davidknowles2491 HAMMOND, WHY IS THERE A NAKED LADY DOING A LAP DANCE ON MY CAR!

[@JetFalcon710]

"Jezza, help! There's a lady outside trying to get in the back seat!"

[@TehRuiAlv3z]

This is absolutely beautiful. Childish, stupid and beautiful.

[@JetFalcon710]

Yeah, lol. Just 'cause you're old doesn't mean you have to grow up

[@ndhammer]

What's the point of being grown up if you can't be childish sometimes?

[@joshuamccutcheon]

Much like most of top gear, frankly.

[@iDk-dp1bi]

I love how top gear doesn’t acknowledge the hidden references and dislike that the grand tour excruciatingly explains them

[@Simon_PieMan]

That happens when Americans are paying the bill.

[@quillmaurer6563]

Perhaps the uptight BBC wouldn't allow them if they were too blatant, but the "suits" didn't look closely enough and most of them flew under the radar, while Amazon gave them free reign to do whatever the hell they wanted. But agree that the subtle version was best, things one might not notice the first time around.

[@mrskeltal3281]

Yeah because Arse Biscuit Penis isn't blatant at all. Straight under the radar that one!

[@michaelramsey82]

Agreed. The Grand Tour ruins the joke by making it too obvious. It's only funny when they don't acknowledge it.

[@UltimateMTB]

In the latest grand tour special about France there are tons of hidden references on the rallycross cars and not one is explained

[@adelitaadonia9158]

The “Particularly Enigmatic New Invisibility System” totally went over my head first time around

[@DollyBoy_1923]

It took me like three times.😂

[@krispykream6243]

"Eat English muff" is personal favourite

[@Kalah_]

That "The UK promotes... for your company" literally had me rolling on the floor laughing the first time I saw the India special. :D

[@LG633TV]

Honestly Squat Shop sounds like another name for a porta-potty

[@LW0001]

I’m utterly in stitches over “diddly farm” personally

[@Rasscasse]

A Porta potty where they rely on you to leave the appropriate payment.

[@ianghose1]

4:22...'COQ' on James' car. Sounds like something he would exclaim.

[@frankw9619]

Doesn't it actually say Coq Yogurt?

[@pole8740]

@@frankw9619 think coq means chicken in french

[@mortenhartvigkristiansen7760]

@@pole8740 well, rooster

[@RedJLP]

Oh coq

[@sanchezking6188]

"Les Bien" is just legendary!

[@grargknathe170]

What does that mean?

[@Meh661]

@@grargknathe170 In French is The good cat. Merde du Fromage is Cheese Shit xD!

[@rjfaber1991]

@@Meh661 Except _les_ is plural and _chat_ is singular, but I guess it's forgivable.

[@mikek.692]

Simply lesbian??

[@tomhoffmann6701]

Lol I hadn't noticed so much of them

[@user-ie6jr4bg1w]

Many* but yea same😂. Probably are more that even the person who made this has nit seen yet

[@stewartsherwood7769]

@@user-ie6jr4bg1w not* You're welcome.

[@starty8814]

Do a Clarkson not understanding what torque is compilation.

[@Mustang150y]

Doesn't that only happen once?

[@starty8814]

@@Mustang150y m.kzbin.info/www/bejne/hoCog2dtfK1koMk m.kzbin.info/www/bejne/qqKzqGahiMaYa5I Here’s a couple of examples from interviews and if I remember correctly it mentioned a few time during reviews.

[@davidmurphy8236]

A Toque is a Hat, Torque is something Your Engine produces 😊, there, solved.

[@schwuppdiewupp7]

Speeeeeed and Powerrrrr

[@thedigitalmelon7326]

Speed and power solves many problems

[@avic6069]

I can’t believe I haven’t noticed these before

[@protektor2399]

Like none of them?

[@avic6069]

@@protektor2399 there might be like one or two that I have noticed, but the vast majority not

[@mariodelaurie1142]

The Particularly Enigmatic New Invisibility System was a scientific breakthrough

[@jacobbahr9316]

5:39 the subtle cleverness of the anagrams joke is my favourite and most clever of these

[@Photoshopper13]

May i ask you to explain what's on Clarkson's plate?

[@jacobbahr9316]

@@Photoshopper13Take the numbers out of 'CTU 131N', rearrange the letters, and it spells Australians' favourite swear word

[@gavla3550]

@@jacobbahr9316 TUNIC 🤣 C U Next Tuesday

[@decodolly1535]

I do wonder if they spotted the anagram in Clarkson's plate and built the whole segment just for that gag.

[@dejboi]

Clarcksons says “cunt” I think

[@WeirdlingTheUnknown]

I applaud the cameramen for not bursting with laughter while filming this trio

[@DrewSavo]

How about a compilation of all the Top Gear Top Tips

[@fawwazrafif5160]

There's already one just search it up

[@mortensen1961]

I thought this was. . . .

[@jefez75]

tip #1: *avoid...*

[@Mustang150y]

Done it kzbin.info/www/bejne/d2eyenejms19j6M

[@decodolly1535]

1:33 - How have I never spotted "man juice" before? 😂

[@ComradeCole]

The best one is, and forever will be, the signs on the train in India.

[@megalith17]

That is their worst work ever, which we like

[@Account1746]

The amount of entertainment this trio have given over the year is incredible

[@adithyamenon8517]

I couldn't believe how many of these I had missed in the past. This is doubly unbelievable considering the numerous times I've watched every single episode.

[@Speeder76]

Clarkson, Hammond and May: releasing the fifth grader there is on us.

[@BedsitBob]

My favourite is:- Particularly Enigmatic New Invisibility System 🤣

[@slayerdearly]

Lol XD

[@LRM12o8]

Motorway Inter Lane Fuelling Is also nice :D

[@mortenhartvigkristiansen7760]

You lads didn't notice the: Traffic Urgent Rerouteing & Dispersal System?

[@Origami2105]

I was a kid when these were aired initially, and I never noticed the jokes until I rewatched them in my teens 😂

[@shrimpfry880]

1:19 that tetanus joke never gets old

[@Hadihadi-wr8mt]

Is this from top gear or the grand tour?

[@JetFalcon710]

@@Hadihadi-wr8mt Top Gear, you can tell based on how you've got Richard Hammond instead of Tony Stark

[@alenugarkovic1848]

@@Hadihadi-wr8mt It's from a Top Gear special called The Perfect Road Trip 2.

[@chainsy14]

"Let's not get bogged down" compilation

[@BurtSampson]

I mentioned these running gags a few years ago on Reddit and was surprised at how many people had never picked up on them.

[@kinsley2108]

So funny how Clarkson's logo on the xmas jumper was on his belly so it could be the same height as Hammonds, lolol.

[@JackLucasCaffrey]

You missed the one in the final episode of Series 22 where they go a "Top Gear Sporting Test Environment" but when they open the gate the sign says "Top Sport Teste"

[@terminator3000]

1:40 Motorway Inter Lane Fuelling

[@b172ddm2]

traffic urgent rerouting& dispersal system.😂😂😂

[@fabiank485]

If you want to make a huge one, do a "And across the line" compilation

[@coeusdarksoul2855]

Jesus... even if you cut out the power lap & star car ones that's still going to be an extremely long and boring video...

[@fabiank485]

@@coeusdarksoul2855 long yes, boring? Probably not

[@musstta01]

@@fabiank485 after a while the same thing over and over gets boring, you ever seen tiktok?

[@fabiank485]

@@musstta01 have you actually compared the three legends with some tiktok bullshit?

[@Danse_Macabre_125]

@@fabiank485 he did

[@baldieman64]

It never fails to amuse me that some people thought this was a bad car show. They entirely missed that it wasn't a car show.

[@jbee9713]

You know you could make this about 20 hours longer. For example, when they are in Patagonia and they are talking about Beavers liking hard wood, there is so much of that! Its hilarious when you hear it.

[@brakinglate8828]

The attention to detail is fabulous. The person that came up with the idea of putting the right letters on the door needs to have an altar

[@super_happy_alien509]

standerd British education in public schools.

[@Crunckey]

It's just a shame that in the Grand Tour these jokes are made really obvious

[@ajcF1]

Except for that rally one. That one had nice old school TG vibes

[@sauravpatwardhan8765]

Because it's for the 'mericans

[@ChaosHusky]

Well, they have to cater to the American audience more now, so that's why.. :) ARSE FIRE!

[@insoporous9978]

@@ChaosHusky As an American, it's just plain insulting when they dumb things down. There's 330 million people here, of course there are going to be idiots. If half of us are stupid and half of us are clever, then we have more of each than most countries have of any. Let the idiots sit there and miss the joke, but let the rest of us have something clever to watch. Or don't. Cater to idiots and idiots you shall have. There's a reason I quit GT are the first season.

[@jd_the_cat]

@@ChaosHusky I like your profile picture.

[@ZonaAsier]

I never noticed so many of these, thanks for making the compilation.

[@willbramley7175]

0:37 yes Hammond, as we all know, touching the P.E.N.I.S. changes EVERYTHING

[@somebody7205]

1:12 "utter turd" Well played Hammond

[@drunkentwietie4460]

Awesome compilation. Thanks for making it.

[@hazzalandy]

The Jensen Healey numberplate anagram was bloody hilarious

[@SebbusWebbus]

This is the best thing I have ever watched. I’ve noticed most of these before but I’ve never seen a compilation of them. Very well done sir.

[@llaser1433]

The funniest part to me is how serious they are while the gags appear like they don't know

[@polishavgeek1849]

4:36 means "cheese sh*t"

[@Account1746]

The compilation we needed

[@paul_109]

British humor at it's very best I love it

[@milohenry4323]

I've rewatched top gear all my life but still had no idea how many of these there were omds

[@ternarycode]

1:19 clarkson's got the stance of a kid saying "mommy, I peed the bed again"

[@kurtlagon2023]

Welcome to diddly squat farm shop or should i say its "Squat Shop" at "Clarkson's Farm"...

[@ajcF1]

Where women will arrive in leotards and say “can I do a downwards dog?”

[@SomethingShabby]

Hammond's door on his 300zx says "shit cheese" in French for anyone wondering

[@arespectivelime3578]

They did a M I L F analogy in the grand tour

[@eurosonly]

I died when he opened the door on the 350z and that end bit made me loose my shit.

[@voltsiano116]

They are such children. And I love them for it.

[@JetFalcon710]

Yeah lmao, all three of them are middle-aged teenagers

[@Septimus_ii]

It wasn't particularly subtle before, but it seemed to get even less subtle in the newer stuff

[@zipp4everyone263]

Ive seen every single episode at least 5 times and ive still missed a few of these, thanks m8!

[@jackchatham3947]

You missed out 'Clitheroe Carpets' on Clarkson's Mitsubishi grass - track racer. Possibly the rudest of the hidden gags they've ever done.

[@80sSumpy]

"Hero Pets"? that's not that funny or rude, you've made a bit of a car driving erogenous zone of yourself.

[@paulmoore394]

I was thinking it would say "Clit Car"

[@mtothef5707]

What episode?

[@k.r.99]

Sometimes their creativity, it was almost frightening

[@OncleJazz0256]

Oh God, I could watch this compilation all day lol

[@Rasscasse]

I don’t know why it’s taken me so long to arrive at this point, but it’s so obvious! Jezza needs to start selling Larsens biscuits at Diddly Squat. It’s a complete no brainer!

[@BaldMancTwat]

Loads of these episodes I've seen a hundred times yet didn't notice until now.

[@alexleech4490]

5:19 what you get three minutes after eating at Taco Bell

[@S500-]

They Allways Do it , my Favorite is " Arse Biscuits" And English muff.

[@VINNIEJONES10]

Always found these bits hilarious.

[@Dancan799]

Watching this make me realise how much I missed in these episodes

[@stampycatfan01lol]

I just noticed the use of Thunderbirds music at 6:10

[@13AK98]

Whoever comes up with these deserve a raise and a hats off.

[@techedeligre]

but yeah, the falklands thing was a completely unexpected and unfortunate coincidence

[@Larimmar]

It was a planned joke that backfired and was cut from the episode. I mean just look at 5:27

[@artursantos459]

I've just found a new Top Gear lore and I couldn't be happier.

[@charliehinde1701]

We need to see a compilation of Clarkson getting grammar wrong. Like his running gag of saying A instead of An, or Sheeps xD Edit: "Aminal Bones"

[@Mustang150y]

I'm trying to do that but only have 4 instances of that happening

[@jeffreyp5088]

Gas goes in. Witchcraft happens. And then you go faster.

[@demioxdtouring]

an handful

[@fawwazrafif5160]

James May once say Blitish Sportscar

[@jonathanlim9219]

Peeling a squirrel/cow? (US cheap car road trip)

[@richardmiddleton7770]

"Scottish Highlands Intermediate Tour"!

[@laurence702]

On the Grand Tour, scottish episode: they named the route they drove the "Piloting Extremely Nicely In Scotland 287"

[@Arsenic71]

What a fantastic compilation, thank you! 🙂

[@R3ddyyg]

1:26 You know Jeremy is old when he calls Nissan "Datsun"

[@R3ddyyg]

@@moa-wg3bo Idk mate, from the tone of voice didn't sound like a joke

[@R3ddyyg]

@@moa-wg3bo i honestly don't know since i'm Italian and when i watched Top Gear i would watch in Italian and don't remember -_-

[@R3ddyyg]

That said ye even in grand tour he does that

[@nam6128]

Wow i can't believe how many of these were right there and i missed them

[@JamieAubrey]

Glad you included the CTUN reg plate as this was the first one I thought of when Is aw the title

[@jayjayb89]

I've never noticed them 3 in the French alps episode... Classic banter

[@cocoyc495]

I've seen the farmkhana segment so many times, but never noticed the door. lol

[@TheNitroRaptor]

There's so many that I didn't even notice before like with the refueling van and the ambulance van

[@kevincaldwell4707]

Never have three men on a tv show been more juvenile yet so damn funny :D

[@AveragePootis]

1:18 never seen this episode

[@jcgabriel1569]

That's the "Perfect Road Trip DVD".

[@joeexotic7768]

It’s on Netflix.

[@pestoking2469]

@@joeexotic7768 not anymore

[@E4RLIES]

Just what I’ve been looking for!👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻😂

[@purerhodium]

Merde du fromage is sheer genius.

[@paulo_f1]

Now I want biscuits from Larsen's!

[@swim-two-birds]

Arse Biscuit

[@spongesurf12]

They got paid for actually doing the shit I do in my head daily with signs I see.

[@osamaboksmati1507]

I didn’t know what the title was until i started watching and i do not regret clicking lmao

[@roosevelt_asylum]

This is why I love this show

[@Mrsloththegreat]

0:32 "ARSE BISCUIT"

[@theoknowscars5418]

love the grand tour and old top gear my child hood those shows

[@toredoc6594]

00:31 My favourite😂😂😂

[@RatelHBadger]

I did laugh on a number of occasions in the last 6 minutes. Yes!

[@CboTheSecond]

Shocked how many of these I never saw

[@MrGeoffrey1998]

Damn i didn't see those, i'm glad i'm doing another Top Gear Marathon !!

[@beau_croom]

WATCHING TOP GEAR SINCE 2004, I HAD NO IDEA HALF OF THESE EXISTED 😂😂😂😂😭

[@BudHeavy64]

Not gonna lie, it took me a minute for the mobile filling station but when I saw it I died 😂

[@yannick4425]

If you ever think you are useless, there is a dislike button on this video

[@danielotero9038]

Not anymore but got your point

[@naffo1314]

KZbin literally removed the dislikes showing bruh lmao

[@BobTheHatKing]

@@naffo1314 so stupid lol

[@SpareSomeChange8080]

These are one of my favourite types of jokes on their shows

[@commietearsdrinker]

To this day I can't tell if Jeremy's anagram license plate is supposed to read "c*nt" or "cretin."