Top Gear Funny Compilation #5 | Best moments of Season 3 part #3

[@OldDyer]

Hilarious that Jeremy did the exact same thing with his Ford GT where he sold it cheap and now it’s worth a fortune

[@mirzaiscandle]

That's why when Jeremy is looking to buy, you sell. When Jeremy sells, you buy

[@ViceVersace]

I don't believe he cares much like the rest of us.

[@RisitasKEKW]

He’s worth $100m I’m sure he’ll survive

[@timothyjournigan8212]

6:06 "But people-carriers are for people who have given up." "....LOOK AT ME!" XD XD XD

[@greycars3719]

Timothy Micky Flanagan

[@limeddasch382]

Timothy Journigan LUK AT MEH! 🤣

[@92KSharp]

As much as Jeremy demised his Ford GT, and eventually sold it. It is now considered a classic and selling for nearly a million. James’s statement of buy when Jeremy is selling has followed through

[@Ward1706]

I'm currently searching for an Mercedes SLS AMG Roadster or a Lamborghini Gallardo Spyder as an investment.

[@aaronm1246]

Ford GTs don't sell for a million, but they do sell for several hundred thousand

[@F80MGod]

Ben Ward the roadster is not an investment. The coupe is. The coupe has the classic Gullwing doors, that’s the one that will go up in value

[@aaronm1246]

@@F80MGod True, the coupé is a better investment but do you really believe this guy anyway

[@aaronm1246]

@Tjhunt 97 He has absolutely no evidence whatsoever, and does uncharted 4 and GTA let's plays with no commentary, so doesn't suggest rich adult looking to invest in supercars, especially when he chooses bad investments showing he is clearly a liar with no research wanting to show off online because he's insecure or something. Doesn't even reply to his replies showing lack of interest which again suggests this isn't real. And his reply is pretty unrelated to the comment showing he is just desperate to show off his non existent cash.

[@Burley_Bert]

3:46 That heel click though lmfao.....

[@saberracer026]

Cue Deutschland Deutschland Uber Alles

[@RobertDecker417]

@@saberracer026 And picture of the Queen

[@PaulA-zp7hn]

Yeah notice that...WTF?

[@RiceCake1512]

"Did he fix the engine to the car? Or the car to the engine?" Top 10 Questions Science Still Can't Answer

[@edgiestofcars]

He rear ended a top fuel dragster

[@monkeyatanofficedesk9253]

Maybe hes crashed into it and he thought ah screw it and just attached it up

[@shahdogg]

It was photoshopped 😂

[@fbisbackup6017]

Photoshop

[@mechamax7919]

the way james may says "get out the way" with that dinky little horn in that noble, just LOL

[@jamie8037]

Thats why James is my favourite lmao

[@VINNIEJONES10]

2:37 get out the way. Creased at that 😂😂😂

[@michaelrawson6261]

Look at meh!!! Johnny Vegas is hilarious!!! 😂😂😂

[@TheFujac]

i thought it was chris moyles

[@pushinglimits3285]

Really not funny just a fat twat if u ask me.

[@jackmerriman4445]

@@pushinglimits3285 should watch his stand up

[@SPACECOWBOY705]

@@pushinglimits3285 he sounds like a funny dude to me

[@PakiFighter]

4:14 - I swear, some of those words sounds like english.

[@skrillah6259]

Im swedish and i can understand him...

[@L_J_D23]

Skrillah he lives about 20 minutes away from me and I’ve met him, struggle to understand him myself haha

[@businessmail4929]

@@L_J_D23 he still alive

[@L_J_D23]

Business Mail yeah haha

[@KeithFlint350]

who is this homeless man anyway?

[@siangetz8808]

3:08 *"bloody nearly fell out of it"* xD

[@fredschriks8554]

"I swear Hammond... Sometimes..... I don't understand that boy"

[@imhappyandyou.4003]

230👎??.. It must be people who really don't understand how awesome British humor truly is. LOL I honestly miss watching these three torture each other every episode for our own amusement lol.. I thank you so very much Mr. Clarkson, Mr. Hammond and Mr. May for the many seasons of greatness!. 🍻

[@clipsedrag13]

Top gear and especially Jeremy Clarkson hold a special place in my heart. Like I'm fittin to cry

[@jaymyers6452]

I love how jeremy has featured and talked about the alfa gtv6 on so many occasions. Hes a proper car enthusiast

[@Doivid_]

That Johnny Vegas bit was gold.

[@SPACECOWBOY705]

"Oh this is how they ended up back in the sea" 🤣🤣🤣

[@ivantarantsov]

5:58 I have never laughed so hard

[@lennymartinronnieshq3536]

Johnny Vegas looks american and sounds Scottish its confusing me

[@harveyclarkesmith]

Doesn't sound Scottish at all

[@TriangleV]

I feel so bad for him tho

[@Ostan-jw2bg]

“Looks American” yeah as if a human being cannot look exactly like that unless he’s completely American. Sure.

[@artilleryfire6576]

@@Ostan-jw2bg its a joke

[@kennorcott7074]

@H M to quote jeremy clarkson: "well theyre not small people"

[@jamie8037]

2:38 This is why we love James

[@peterandersson6786]

"LOOK AT ME" 😂😂 SO FUNNY

[@Sola174]

I love how James clicks his heels for the Rover 75!

[@TheHutchy01]

It's like a shit version of the SS

[@davidknowles2491]

@@TheHutchy01 Having owned one, I can say they're actually very good.

[@lekroc]

0:24 LOOK AT THAT PC

[@benkanisz4541]

Who is the last one funny AF

[@joecooper3073]

Koppleur, Johnny Vegas

[@robbae9307]

I saw him in sainsburys last year 😂

[@rayhan_2k841]

@@robbae9307 he looks like the pgtips guy

[@Poud2]

Rayhan that’s because he is the pg tips guy

[@jamie8037]

@@rayhan_2k841 bruh

[@flexvision2000]

4:15, the British version of Larry the cable guy.

[@sojans.r9025]

Jeremy buy, You sell. Jeremy sell, You buy !

[@Jay-cp8rl]

Congratulations Captain slow, you did a power slide

[@jjakes1930]

2:35 😂

[@diogodinis2022]

Jacob Rafn jj

[@kelvinkemoi2482]

That is a bathroom appliance.... Had me in stitches

[@brettgreene4341]

"please put your hands up for the rover75".... silence 😂😂😂

[@oversteer_9339]

Nice that Jeremy got a GTV6 again

[@magmafang7187]

Is terrifyingly quick to James May, average road speed

[@nammn7149]

Humans voice doesn’t age though, Richard is strikingly handsome back then

[@richardzhang9251]

He said kitchen appliances I laugh at that

[@Giouvan]

2:38 "get out the way 🥺"

[@f1r3hunt3rz5]

I didn't understand a word of what that cap wearing man said, but I know he's hilarious.

[@baronvonjo1929]

Same.

[@TheHutchy01]

0:16 I want one

[@TomasUjhelyi]

The red on the Noble and Morgan look absolutely atrocious

[@itsmrlonewolf]

That crock or classic wall would be way more useful to petrol heads than the cool wall! I wish they kept that classic wall going!

[@Techformative557]

Whos the guy in the purple t shirt at the end..he's hilarious

[@carlosnumbertwo]

What was that gray guy saying at the end? Was that a different language?

[@ExAnimoPortugal]

Well Jeremy bought a classic Jeep and GTV V6, so you guessed it: time to sell.

[@zepic9093]

What episode is the one with the noble, rover and Morgan in?

[@Qzpgtfdrgg]

Love Jonny.

[@AverageAlien]

BBC prime = Amazon prime

[@K_ingh16]

= Optimus prime

[@ArtGarfunkel1941]

who is the guy at 6:24 and obviously before that timestamp

[@thatnicklongo5939]

For a second i thought the red Noble was a Lamborghini Cala

[@twotailedavenger]

That *is* where Noble got the idea for the design.

[@tonytrott8610]

the Daihatsu copen is a fantastic car

[@MrTruth111]

That's terrific

[@wolfman4lph4]

What model Noble was that?

[@mohammedmashud4621]

wolfman4lph4 m400?

[@dishwashingdishes]

Yeah m400

[@AnthroGearhead]

I driven one and it was shockingly good

[@VINNIEJONES10]

I think it’s an M12 the original with a Mondeo engine and rear lights

[@retroybd2780]

The VW Corrado picture is photo shopped.

[@georgekurgansky5986]

The bloke at the end is an absolute legend!! Who is he?

[@Abc-ws5vb]

Where can you watch this season?

[@AnthroGearhead]

Jeremy selling his Ferrari 355 was a big mistake in his life , that car was the last good model after the F40 and Testarossa , while the upcoming models are just boring

[@superspec4177]

Did you seriously just call the 458 boring?

[@AnthroGearhead]

I never meant that , i mean it just looks boring but the engine is music

[@benmcgaghran2022]

ur profile pic is anime. nobody's takin this comment seriously.

[@flgillespies1]

Spends more time in the shop pay a lot for tires and a fucking tune up fuck that

[@AnthroGearhead]

My dad once had a F355 and the only issue it had was coolant , thats all :/

[@venidax.24a3]

5:09 Давидыч ?

[@tony_5156]

2:34 What car is James driving? Seriously I need to know

[@rhythmocean6771]

it's a Noble M12

[@ramone79]

If Jeremy trashed a car for a year i wouldent buy it

[@baronvonjo1929]

That last guy speaking.... I couldn't understand a word he was saying. He is like on a different wavelength

[@KhezuKILL]

The Paintballplayer in the yellow shirt has taste

[@MaryjaneGinjar]

Who's the guy at the end?

[@bdavidson5429]

Johnny Vegas

[@patricksechowski2134]

I love Johnny vegas

[@robieez2183]

2:57 xDDDDDD

[@samyar6800]

6:30 or 6:31

[@reminamdal4676]

Who that guy be at 4:15 ? ?

[@captainkster]

Remi Nåmdal Johnny Vegas

[@WaRLoKWYATT]

The first picture is clearly photoshopped. That is definitely not real.

[@thatrandomguy4237]

Made it 1k like

[@daunteuflay4859]

4:14 who is this bloke?

[@enatejankster4772]

Johnny Vegas

[@metal4933]

What was James diving

[@armando_alves]

Can they not tell the Corrado was photoshopped?

[@flez3393]

@Teamgeist well you can clearly see it

[@flez3393]

@Teamgeist Are you blind or do you have never used photoshop? Resolution doesn't make it easier or harder to identify whether it is photoshop or not. If you look at the engine hood and the motor the lightning does not fit on the motor at all. All in all it isn't even good photoshoped but ok. Love this show but this disappointed me

[@flez3393]

@Teamgeist yeah, explains why it is that bad and no one realises

[@BrianLTU]

Three wipers? Why the fuck do you need 3 wipers. Only headlight wipers are missing.

[@TheIndulged1]

That scene of James May moaning about a horn is hilarious, what does he want a fucking fog horn on his supercar?... I see what he means it's a bit underwhelming to get a push bike bell but it's not exactly what the car's major selling point is!.

[@AnthroGearhead]

*In the Noble* James : wat the *presses honk , very little noise from it* listen to that 😅 *meanwhile in the Margon* Jeremy : ...... 😑 *suddenly loss control* ohh my god 😲 *spuns out* i nearly thought i fell over 😥 .....seriously that Hammond , i really dont get that boy 😐

[@modelreviews3705]

Between the ROVER NOBLE AND MORGAN I'd have the Morgan sounds better looks old but it's not so yup Morgan The rover my grandads car Noble...........

[@Nathan93Baker]

First car looks photoshopped.

[@THCBRONKO]

People carriers are for people who have givin up (LOOKATME

[@michelemorrissey6131]

Yeah

[@HANSOMIR]

Was just about to ask who was the fat one - latest comment answers me! 10x

[@harrynelson9203]

Get out the way

[@lexuanthuy318]

The imaginary triangle molecularly bat because string holoprosencephaly change onto a bumpy decade. easy, noiseless almanac

[@javiergilvidal1558]

The segment on cars untimely bought and sold by Clarkson not only is not funny at all, but shows us a nasty, violent person. The ugly way in which he pushes his "friend" May ("get out of the way!") and the ultra-bitter expressions about the 2:00 mark show us a most disagreeable, troubled guy in need of a good beating. He´s clearly an anti-social. He´s got a lot of money, but if he had been less lucky in that respect, he´d most probably end up being a drunken hooligan in the prowl for trouble....

[@nkdot7320]

Javier Gil Vidal what the fuck are you on about

[@javiergilvidal1558]

I think I´ve expressed myself clearly, and gave my reasons in a most articulate way. If you don´t agree and have a counter--argument, I´m all ears. Sorry, "what the fuck are you on about?" does not qualify....

[@samueljones3668]

Javier Gil Vidal You do know its staged with a bit of Ad libs here and there right ? You analytical observation is a bit wasted here. He's a big clot on TV but a normal clot in person.

[@javiergilvidal1558]

I know it´s all staged. But certain expressions and gestures lasting for only a fraction of a second can hardly be staged but by professional actors, and Clarkson is no Lawrence Olivier. May´s outburst with the machete threatening to kill Clarkson in Bolivia as a consequence of Jeremy´s umpteenth bump from behind was obviously staged. But the nasty bits Clarkson shows here come from the bottom of his violent personality

[@seanmacmusic6478]

You're a total sap!