Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - Every Harry Potter Movie Reviewed & Ranked

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[@zap9124]

"That's like being afraid of a security guard when you ain't scared of the feds." - Greg Gettys 2019.

[@Pechesemo]

Please don't cut Nick's summaries. They are hilarious

[@seanv4735]

The Greg cameos are hilarious 😂

[@rodwmccall]

I don't remember a cameo from Greg but I really like the cameos from Professor McGonagall. Kevin Dursley really is a slimy, Slytherin bitch.

[@seanv4735]

@@rodwmccall Did I say Greg? How silly of me! Must be that Slytherin coward Kevin Dursley using some form of evil magic to fool me. I hope McGonagall keeps a close eye on him.

[@KalebHarris]

ANDY I WANT YOU TO KNOW I LOVE LORD OF THE RINGS AND IT HURTS TO WATCH YOU BEING ATTACKED LIKE THIS EVERY WEEK. STAY STRONG BROTHER!

[@ericdrummond5299]

Kaleb Harris same here, they’re top to bottom cinematic masterpieces

[@langleymneely]

Amen to that! ✊🏾

[@tristanjustice1071]

you all prolly dont give a damn but does anyone know a method to get back into an Instagram account..? I stupidly forgot my login password. I love any help you can offer me!

[@shepherdangel3370]

@Tristan Justice Instablaster :)

[@CassiusKent]

I still can't believe Lucius was STRAIGHT UP about to murder Harry in front of Dumbledore's office.

[@eamonmiller5135]

It was unfortunate improv by Jason Isaacs. In the books it isn't specified what spell he tries to use.

[@pgs9407]

Andy just killing it with these theme songs. Whatever you pay him it's not enough and Funhaus is losing people left and right, just saying.

[@isultansultangaliev5852]

Panzer GS who did they lose? Other than Bruce.

[@maddoggnick96]

“I’m not gonna reach the end of the tunnel, but I am good at apologizing.” - Nick Scarpino, 2019

[@brawly]

Ewan McGregor would've been a better choice for Gilderoy Lockhart.

[@BrokenSocialScene23]

Oh man now you said it and I'm terribly disappointed he wasn't :(

[@InFiiLtRaTor]

Nah bro, Kenneth Branagh is a posh, sexy middle aged golden man.

[@ashleywhite3508]

Nick: Repeatedly pronounces just about every character’s name horribly wrong, including Hermione. Barrett: Says nothing. Nick: Pronounces ‘Marvolo’ slightly wrong. Barrett: Makes a point of correcting Nick’s pronunciation. 😂😂😂

[@langleymneely]

Ash White Im glad Im not the only one to notice that! lol

[@pspmsn]

Tbh I respect nicks pronunciation of hermione.

[@En1gmat1c1]

Ah man these are always a delight. I'm really enjoying Greg's cameos, and the energy while you all record these is great. I love how Kevin takes the houses so seriously. You're all having real fun with this and are all in and I appreciate it! Great work guys I can't wait for next week.

[@JoshuaW50]

“Why didn’t the Phoenix just fly them to Mordor in the first place” is possibly the best line I’ve heard on this channel. Go get em Andy, LOTR is a good trilogy!

[@DarthDubie5]

I love that Kev always looks like that nephew that you surprised with a trip to an amusement park on a random weekday. Love how much all of you love your job with all the smiles and laughs that are shared on set.

[@duckduckdo]

once again andy, in got your back, lord of the rings is awesome

[@jamess5287]

Agreed, they're just objectively better movies/stories

[@alexlawrence6440]

Objectively, maybe. Subjectively, lotr is boring af and these are more fun

[@MrOasis316]

I liked the first 2. But I loved the rest of the movies

[@infinitecorpze]

Lol I love coming back to these with knowledge from the future. "Twins are evil... You ever met a twin?" Kevin looks at Tim. "Have you? Have you?"

[@stanleyipkiss3800]

Kevin: Remember when the Ents talked for an hour Treebeard: Our business is with Kinda Funny tonight

[@Patrick-bo2ct]

Special s/o to Nick for being INFINITELY better with any kind spoilers/ teasers for the future. These comments can kinda dog pile, but don't show love when improvement is made so thank you so much Nick! #KeepJerkinInThatSock

[@jacobwilson935]

I love that Greg called in, I was scared I'd miss my McGregonal this episode!

[@zap9124]

Salazar Slytherin never founded Durmstrang.

[@abaxmanjr]

Yea that was blatantly wrong

[@vinnybastos]

I assumed that was more Pottermore bullshit. No way I'm sifting through that to verify it

[@vinnybastos]

I assumed that was more Pottermore bullshit. No way I'm sifting through that to verify it

[@iceman333933]

Yeah it's not from Pottermore or anywhere else hahaha so they just made that up haha nothing came up from googling that

[@angelinalisa1]

I just adore Nick telling the plots, also Tim my friend stop saying magicians they're wizards jk.

[@GT8191ms]

Andy's moaning Myrtle impression is the funniest thing I've ever heard

[@pepeschiavo3616]

Barrett, how could you forget about the Deathday Party for Book Corner?

[@DanielHodder7]

One thing from the books to screen they didn't explore enough was Harry being conflicted with potentially being a Slytherin. When he even asked the Sorting Hat if he belong and it replied "I was right. You'd do great things as a Slytherin" in the movie he says "No I wouldn't" or something similar. But in the books he still feels like he could have been a Slytherin and related to Salazar.

[@patriots234]

Nobody: Nobody in MCU in review: Nobody in Xmen in review: Nobody in FnF in review: Nobody in Spiderman in Revew: Greg to Kevin in HP in review: "You slytherin bitch" lmaooooooo

[@bryanflynn6064]

Not going to lie listening/watching Kinda Funny review the Harry Potter is making me want to go back and read the series again which i haven't done in a while at least not from 1-7. I usually reread 5, 6, 7 because those are my favorites.

[@SHEEMBA]

Because of these reviews I’ve gone back and rewatched these movies after a very long time, since I grew up with them. Feels good man This specific HP movie was always my favourite growing up

[@askxperia]

'I'm not going through the tunnel, but I'm good at apologising.' 😂 One of the funniest lines I've ever heard!

[@Ricky135VZ]

SORRY ISNT HARRY A MILLIONARE?!?!? dude maybe MAYBE buy your best friend a new wand ? idk maybe make his life a little less miserable.

[@BrokenSocialScene23]

Ron is also supremely proud and if something that's a basic necessity like a wand was gifted to him so obviously, he'd be embarrassed.

[@Ricky135VZ]

@@BrokenSocialScene23 i mean yea but better embarrassed than getting blow back every time you try to use the wand.

[@alexlawrence6440]

@@Ricky135VZ yee about the time hes vomiting slugs maybe he'd change his mind

[@markodwyer6406]

I will never not laugh when I hear Kevin Dursley

[@chaseclark238]

Kevin is anything but a Gryffindor, and it’s hilarious that he thinks he is one. Also Kevin Dursley stop talking shit about LotR. Without it there is no Harry Potter

[@trenthext9975]

I'm surprised no one mentioned how prominent Percy Wesley is in this book. I've been re-reading them and watching along and he only pops up every now and then.

[@55meds]

I liked this one but didn't love it. I am SO excited for nest week though, POA was one of my favorite books and probably my favorite movie. Can't wait to rewatch it and I really hope that it still holds up.

[@CheefChaos]

You are so right, I was a HP hater until watching HP3 at a buddy's place. Put your favorite HP Book below! HP6 here.

[@ayyyejohnnn]

Prisoner of Azkaban is my favorite book, movie would definitely have to be Goblet of Fire.

[@MrOasis316]

Prisoner of Azkaban is my favourite book. Half blood prince is my favourite film.

[@TheeVande]

341 pages. "a nice afternoon read." That's weeks for me!

[@Max-dv9cz]

Barrett corrects stuff like the pronunciation of Fawkes but let’s them get away calling the Forbidden Forest the dark forest?

[@lenzomania]

I don't know why but it always bothered me that they changed the fact that Hermione knew about the term Mudblood because in the books she didn't know it was offensive and Ron and Hagrid had to explain it to her and Harry. Also that they left out Professor Binns and the entirety of History of Magic

[@vinnybastos]

That's the Ghost teacher, right? Had totally forgotten about that. That would've been cool in the movies But honestly, It is more believable that Hermione would've researched wizards-muggles relations

[@randalladkins7452]

Chamber of Secrets and Prisoner of Azkaban are my 2 favorite Harry Potter movies. Darkens so much from Goblet of Fire and beyond. Sorcerers Stone is ok as an entry into this world but is also pretty dark at the end.

[@iRadinVerse]

I can't fucking wait to watch the next one this weekend Prisoner of Azkaban is my number one

[@DannyTanimoto]

Despite what happens, Order is still my number one but GODDAMN is Azkaban a close second. Super close second

[@boochtron]

are you secretly barrett with this wrong opinion?

[@DoingOK]

If I recall correctly, the book has a key difference in the all important sock scene. The diary is smaller and Harry puts the diary in his sock so Malfoy tosses the sock aside to see what’s in it. Doby catches the tossed sock which feels like less of a technicality to me.

[@thefakejoey8549]

Barrett's mini rant that starts at 1:35:40 and slowly escalates is GOLD. 😂😂😂

[@googlename9851]

What does nick say about Canada at around one hour and twenty minutes mark?

[@TheOlympicHero1]

Yo, I need either Andy or Nick to do an impersonation of Dobby saying "Dobby is free!"

[@humzakhan30]

I think Chamber of Secret might be my favorite HP movie, definitely had a lot of my favorite moments and stories

[@joseanything]

I like how Andy's twin names are also Ramones. Joey and Johnny. haha. & wingardium adiosa is an incredible sign off.

[@jonaschristensen2295]

In danish, Tom riddle is dubbed to Romeo Gåde (Gåde=riddle in danish) but when the writing scene comes he writes Tom Riddle. They then call him Tom in the 5th movie. Also in the danish version books the name is changed from Tom Marvolo Riddle to "Romeo Ditlev Gåde" and then they just state that he changes those words to mean Voldemort. They then forget to translate the name in the book on various occasions so that it's really hard to figure out what he's actually called

[@jhavelochjones]

Please never rush these. Pure gold 🤓

[@stubbywankenobi1]

Barrett says in order to keep segment short I will now ramble endlessly for no coherent reason

[@langleymneely]

Anyone notice this film and the entire world of Harry Potter wizards/magic people act like humans/muggles are another species on an alien planet even though they’ve lived side by side for eternity!? lol

[@patrickreayguitartutor3297]

Are you ending with the two fantastic beasts films?

[@randanomite]

Man it's hard not to immediately watch the next movie straight away

[@MikeSW]

Most of Tims complaints come down to not getting on board with the films worldview. The Harry Potter movies are created to reflect the outlook of the kids as they age. They become less and less fairytale like as they progress. Think back to how you viewed adults in your youth. You'll notice that the first two movies feel like elementary school, the third and fourth feel like junior high and early highschool and the rest start to bleed together. The stories are child like to get the viewer to reconnect with their own childhood. I can say for myself, they absolutely succeeded in doing that.

[@FarFromStoNeD]

Hey Nick,I got your The Last Boyscout reference even though no one else did 😬

[@ThePhred66]

if I didn't like anything else about this video, Andy's dyeing basilisks makes this video worth 1 & 3/4 hours of my time.

[@Sorroris]

When Nick and Andy do the next RaguBagu they should be drinking white claws so they can say “the claws with the claws”

[@WHOAITSTHEINTERNET]

I don’t understand how Tim can have such huge nitpicks in Harry Potter, but the balls to the wall action in F&F is hype asf and totally not questionable. And I LOVE F&F and Tim but some of his hang ups sound really harsh for how small they are.

[@emlynbarnden1229]

This is, without question, the best way to watch CoS.

[@Sactown15]

People get on me for having the sir name Riddle. I basically tell them I'm Voldemort's cousin on the muggle side. No Slytherin blood in me just pure muggle. Hasssshnaaaashheeeeave 🐍. Excuse me.

[@MikaylaSnow]

How is it that Kevin is like 87 years old but his voice still breaks

[@scottberns87]

Nick: "ARE YOU HAVING A LAUGH?!?!?!"

[@CasualeaGaming]

The kids duelled because Lockhart was afraid/couldn’t fight off Snape. Also Dobby enchanted the bludger. Dobby is an elf and has special magic. Harry didn’t know he could speak to snakes that is why he didn’t tell Dumbledor. This is the first film where you start to see parallels between Voldemort and Harry.

[@nathanward4899]

I cannot express how great professor mcgonnagal in these videos

[@ChristopherJames1993]

Yep, Slytherin and Grindelwald together set up Durmstrang. Nice call out Kevin. Not such a Slytherin after all.

[@loganbigmo]

When was that revealed, cause it wasn't in the books? Is that a Pottermore thing?

[@loganbigmo]

There's two people in the comments down below who say that's not true.

[@ChristopherJames1993]

​@@loganbigmounfortunately, it was in the Fantastic Beasts movies so whether its canon or not I dont know but it's in the world.

[@ericdrummond5299]

Mertle was probably sitting in the bathroom for forty years like “there’s a giant, ancient, mythical, deadly snake under this building” and everybody was like “we’re gonna call you ‘Moaning Mertle’”

[@Bakaridge]

Maybe Kevin should host Boss Baby's Book Corner

[@ikeeper6376]

LMAO Greg's professor mcgonagall is a fucking treasure

"That was his mom." The rest of us, "SHHHHHHHH"

[@starfang7]

Prisoner of Azkaban is my favorite of the movies, style and story wise.

[@warensemblem8594]

1:20:18 Andy strikes back!

[@mikekasabion]

I feel Tim’s “monster of the week” criticism will make him dislike prisoner of Azkaban, but will make him love Goblet of Fire, as it really ties everything together

[@ankr3w1]

its rowling like bowling

[@nickj2838]

Damn. The sound quality of the HP intro is terrrrrrrible. Did y’all record that off screen? Lol.

[@vinnybastos]

It's messed up that Boss Baby doesn't get to vote on the rankings

[@xMRxZEROx]

Again, I love these reviews. Huge Harry Potter fan. Books, not so much movies. But, what was said about Salazar Slytherin founding Durmstrang after leaving Hogwarts is false. It was founded by a Bulgarian witch named Nerida Vulchanova.

[@adamkube2265]

Can you keep a chamber of secrets?

[@mattcaridi]

I love this

[@unintelligentx1519]

Despite what happens in POA and GOF and the others, I still find this one the most creepy, the tone is very off putting throughout. The history of Hogwarts and Salazar, the random killings and Aragorn or whatever the hell the huge ass spider is called plus never mind the actual bassilsk being shown in its dungeon, oh and the creepy Diagorn Alley with the hand and the creepy shop... so creepy. A solid HP movie that mostly acts as a set up for future events, 7.5/10. Also this is my favourite in review to date by far... but really I most anticipate the eventual Tolkein universe in review!

[@UnorthodoxZoo]

Land before time in review🦕🦖

[@Xucalfer]

Wait Andy can read?

[@philippegregoire1697]

Kevin needs to stop spoiling shit. I know he's now actually telling spoilers, but saying that Tom Riddle's book may be more important than it seems is a spoiler. Stop it Kevin!

[@Bhayward10]

Hey guys, I'm just waiting for.....THE PRISONER OF AZKABAN IN-REVIEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You guys are the best! BOOM

[@CheefChaos]

Nick's Last Boy Scout Scene reference: kzbin.info/www/bejne/jIfVpHp-qJeAec0

[@Shad0w5carab]

Chamber of Secrets gets a bonus point cause the game was phenomenal as well. The Prisoner of Azkaban game was pretty good too but after that they’re garbage.

[@vinnybastos]

God, Order of the Phoenix was total trash

[@Shad0w5carab]

vinícius bastos yeah it’s such a shame the last 4 games are just dull and uninspired, especially compared to the first 3 which are super creative. I give Goblet of Fire some credit cause they were clearly trying something different that just didn’t work well.

[@vinnybastos]

@@Shad0w5carab Goblet of Fire was the only one I still gave enough of a shit to actually finish. Got a few flashbacks watching a gameplay here, but mostly I remember it being disappointing. In Azkaban you could actually walk around the school, right? It had a map and everything! That one was the best

[@Shad0w5carab]

vinícius bastos yeah Azkaban was basically open world within Hogwarts. You could even fly Buckbeak around and go pretty much anywhere and there was puzzles and secrets everywhere. In Goblet of Fire they completely changed it to this weird kind of fixed camera thing that was mostly combat based. Basically they took away everything that made the first 3 games great

[@chrisnash419]

Man, I have no strong feelings about how these movies should rank. I just kinda really enjoy them all. To be fair, I also only read the first 2 books once 10 years ago so Im not constantly comparig them.

[@kalemcdaniel]

"No its not footjob time." KF/AF for Streamys

[@reflectionist]

Didn't Snape told Draco to use Serpensortia to force Harry to use Parseltongue in front of everybody? Like when Kylo Ren helped Rey force pull that transport back down.

[@loganbigmo]

Nope, Malfoy did it on his own. Snape did not know Harry was a Parselmouth.

[@reflectionist]

​@@loganbigmo You know, I think you're right. I will agree that Snape didn't know Harry could speak it - and that even he was kind of horrified by it. That said, I don't think Draco would've known that spell as a second year, and I think Snape gave him the idea. But at that point, it wouldn't have been any different from McGonagall whispering to Harry a "Summon Lion" spell.

[@loganbigmo]

@@reflectionist Why would Snape give him the idea? Why do you think Draco, son of Lucius, pride of Slytherin, would not know the spell to conjure a snake?

[@reflectionist]

@@loganbigmo Pretty sure you answered your own question there. It's Slytherin. It didn't necessarily mean it was malicious intent, could've been school spirit, competitive House pride. I'm sure that's not a spell they teach second years. Snape could have even given Draco the idea to embarrass Lockhart....

[@loganbigmo]

@@reflectionist Well obviously he didn't learn it from school. I'm asking why you think Snape told him about it rather than think Lucius did so.

[@loganbigmo]

They should've watched the Extended Cuts for the first two movies... even if extended _Chamber of Secrets_ is 3 hours long

[@olivialaneil1383]

Lord of the rings is a masterpiece!!!

[@neojd]

I enjoyed 2 but couldn’t rank it over 1 because Dobby and Moaning Myrtle annoyed me. And some of the effects, like the flying car looked really bad.

[@bradball42]

Every tool album in review

[@jasonandrews1770]

Man colin really does embody how upperclassmen see freshmen

[@imrankazzy9076]

Would it be possible to get barrett on the panel?

[@alexpaq1207]

I always thought Chamber of Secrets is one if not the best Potter movies, and definitely one of the better adaptation of the book. I am shocked they liked the first one is better. While the books get better and better, that is definitely not the case for the movies, although I could see the Prisoner of Azkaban be a lot of people's favorite overall. But after that, it starts going downhill.

[@xMRxZEROx]

Back again! Yes, you're correct about a past member of the Potter family creating the Skele-Gro potion. It was created by a man named Linfred of Stinchcombe, who's also the creator of the well known Pepper-up Potion we see used in the Harry Potter books. And later on after that, another member of the family named Fleamont made even more gold by creating Sleekeazy's Hair Potion, a widely popular beauty product used by people such as Gilderoy Lockhart and Hermione Granger (on the night of the Yule Ball when she made herself look all sexy and shit). 🤟🏻🤣 #HogwartsIsMyHome #ProudSlytherin 🐍⚡ P.S. The Phoenix, Fawkes, who flies Harry, Ron, Ginny and Gilderoy out of the cave may have seemed ridiculous and unbelievable that they'd all have the strength for that, but in the books, it is explained that because Fawkes is a magical creature, one of his cool abilities (and the reason Dumbledore states that a Phoenix can carry 'immensely heavy loads') is that anything it grabs or tries to carry becomes incredibly lighter than it really is. Because, magic. 🤟🏻🤣 P.S.S. That line you kept talking about where fuckboy Lucius says, "Let's hope Mr Potter will always be around to save the day" and then Harry gives that 'screw you, bitch' response of, "Don't worry... I will be". That was actually improvised by Daniel Radcliffe on set during filming. I believe Harry wasn't supposed to say shit after, but the kid just spit it out like a badass, and they decided to use it. 🤟🏻 #HarryIsABoss

[@chrislopez5301]

Prisoner is easily number 1 next lol

[@SamButler22]

Child tax credits. The Dursley's are getting benefits for two kids, but not spending them on Harry

[@TheDeAngeloo]

Doby enchanted the bluger!!!

[@langleymneely]

Whats your prejudice against twins Nick! Twins are great, especially mine... even though he tried to kill me in utero! But I got the last laugh! #partialmiscarriage 😜 Yeah... I’m going to hell for that one...

[@KingSapphire2012]

The name of the actor that refused to play Gildroy Lockhart because the kids was paid more than him was Alan Cumming.

[@CoolDadSweaters]

Hush

[@MaineMarshtomp]

Colin does die in the last book....

[@TheBraven]

I've got a fever and the only prescription is more Greg

[@PaxBritannia]

I just can't imagine being a grown man and preferring Harry Potter to Lord of the Rings. I like Harry Potter.....but come on.

[@chickenfinger7829]

You can’t imagine liking a different piece of entertainment as much as the one you already like? Dang. Sounds like you don’t have much of an imagination lol