Jurassic World In Review - Every Jurassic Park Movie Ranked and Recapped

[@jben8750]

Not even two snake bit eyes can keep Nick off camera. What dedication.

[@kindafunny]

He's such a badass!

[@mabsali8770]

Irrfan Khan who played Masarani, was one of the most renowned Bollywood actors (and one of my favourite actors in general). Definitely watch, for his time in western films: The Warrior, The Namesake, The Lunchbox, and Life of Pi for such beautiful nuanced performances. So sad he passed away in 2020 :'(

[@jaymorrison4886]

I love his performances

[@TheDeAngeloo]

i hadn't heard of his passing. sad.

[@Im_Ish]

Damn I had forgotten he passed away until reading this.

[@PrematureProcrastinator]

Dr Wu's portrayal in JW is actually the most faithful movie interpretation of the character from the books. He's barely even a character in the other movies, but in the books, he's a mad scientist.

[@jaypimentel4007]

Jordan Peele In Review in the lead up to NOPE!

[@MaylorTaylor]

yes yes yes

[@Daniel145D]

Great idea

[@MeneMrMustard]

Fuck yeah

[@BLonsdale912]

That's perfect

[@Scotty220]

That intro will never get old!

[@8bitdee]

Unlike Nick

[@kindafunny]

I hate it. -Nick

[@falcon4196]

Tremors in review is needed now more than ever. RIP Fred Ward

[@kindafunny]

RIP Fred Ward. I might watch Tremors this week as a send off.

[@MRayGames]

haven't reached 'Which Death is Betht?' yet but i have never felt so bad for a character as i do whenever i think of the babysitter in this movie. she DID NOT deserve the hell she went through in the end. watching it has actually scarred me in some way

[@denisj458]

That raptor sound somehow got even funnier the 37th time

[@TheDeAngeloo]

GUUWW GUWWW

[@PrematureProcrastinator]

The original script for this movie was insane. It had human/dino hybrids, and would of opened with Chris Pratts character rappelling into a terrorist safe house accompanied by a team of raptors who then helped him take out the enemies! That scene alone would of been worth it lol.

[@karlerminven]

Is this real? WHY ON EARTH DID THEY NOT GO FOR THAT? Holy F*** that sounds so dumb and so amazing at the same time!

[@Daniel145D]

That would have been incredible

[@realrobrose]

This sounds a lot like the second half of the second movie is where whoever finally got to start doing the things they had in their mind.

[@karlerminven]

@@realrobrose Except Fallen Kingdom is a god awful movie. The dino that will only kill if you point a laser at the target. You know you can just pull the trigger in that situation, right? I just want Navy Seal Chris Pratt with Raptors instead of dogs. I don't want it to get to Fallen Kingdom-levels of idiocy. Oh well.. one can dream. Maybe they'll do something like this when they soft-reboot the franchise again.

[@realrobrose]

@@karlerminven I don't even remember the second movie really. l just remember that the back half of it is like dinosaurs doing a mission impossible thing at a mansion. Which sounds much more like what this person is saying was the original script

[@hey_berto]

You guys forgot to mention the security guard takes a bite of his chips before he realizes DOM isn;t showing on the thermal camera! hahahaha

[@spencerglaubitz6688]

Military Working Dogs are trained and worked with by their handlers- and are used in SEAL platoons. Grady was a MWD handler & SEAL, if I remember correctly.

[@spencerglaubitz6688]

Which is why he’s been contracted to train the raptors; Hoskin’s goal was to weaponize the raptors in the way we use MWDs, because of their primate-level intelligence. He even talks about letting one loose in the caves in Afghanistan. That’s what we do with MWDs now. (To a certain extent. Not like what he talked about.)

[@JSoup575]

Tim’s shirt reminds me when the DNA code from the computer was reflecting off the raptors in Jurassic Park 1

[@kindafunny]

Same code.

[@happymonkeypot]

i know it not a movie but the camp cretaceous netflix show is Really wild as Season 1 takes place during Jurassic World happens as well as some stuff from Jurassic World 2

[@E2you]

I ain’t the target audience for that show but binged each season. It’s good.

[@pacificridge1122]

I am pretty sure they explain owen grady is promo material for the movie. I believe he was tactically training dolphins for naval operations.

[@kindafunny]

God I hope this is true. I want THAT movie!!!

[@Beast_Twisted]

How did Tim not bring up that the mercenary that picks up the piece of flesh with the tracker is DK from Tokyo drift. Some fan, am I right ?

[@HM-yk7fg]

He misses an obscene amount of things in everything he’s a fan of.

[@arodz21]

1:10:43. Whit Hertford...nuff said.

[@Orson_Welp]

That was the smoothest plot song fade transition we've ever gotten

[@kindafunny]

Fourth time's a charm!

[@dbly50]

its been joked about before but next time need a filler series can we please get tremors in review? also when the willow show comes out i expect a willow in review

[@laxsk8er85]

The assistant is still alive in the mosasaurus' mouth. You can see her try and climb out when the mosasuars clamps down on the flying dino

[@kindafunny]

That's horrifying.

[@IronicShenaniganz]

Eating from pouches are a true sign of a dad

[@Kalamarikash]

To try and answer Nick's question about why someone in the Navy would know about animals. My soon to be Sister in law is a Veterinarian in the Army so it's possible the Navy has something similar.

[@kindafunny]

Some in the comments said he was a dolphin trainer and now all I want is that movie.

[@gamemasterbob9]

I worked at a theater at the time. this movie was crazy busy for a while. I once worked a double shift and then sat down at the 1130 pm final show of the night to see it for the first time and the power went out before it started and we had to leave. what a day

[@Steve-ct5xg]

I thought the stuff about being bit by snakes was a joke, Nick really did get bit by a snake in both eyes!

[@kindafunny]

lol

[@james.b.mcgill]

Now Nick REALLY needs to wear the aviator sunglasses during the Top Gun Maverick review.

[@kindafunny]

Already ordered! ;)

[@loganbigmo]

I'm surprised the crew think this was a bad movie. Everything this movie was & did feels like it'd be right up their alley.

[@alasdaircooper2537]

Grover in the background is giving me flashbacks to Baby Driver

[@GunJam_]

I loved BD Wong's performance in Fallen Order as Cal Kestis's little buddy

[@PBGamer03]

LMAO this is so dumb but so good

[@TrimblyWimbly]

I think this is my favorite in review y’all have ever done. BERT HERTFERDER!

[@CooperBarth11]

For me entertaining means great

[@SteveTheSuperSanchez]

It's not discussed or even mentioned in the film, but I'm pretty sure the Indominus Rex had some sort of EMI/EMP tech in it's DNA cocktail. Surely the billions of dollars they had the radios weren't the problem.

[@realrobrose]

l understand all of Greg's DMs but I'm not explaining them out of respect.

[@RetroKidReviews]

small rifle nick ITS A WINCHESTER that's medium at best in the real steal game of fire arms yeah if there's ever a tremors in review get me in so i can tell nick what a small rifle looks like anyway great in review can wait for top gun in review.

[@alextownley9388]

Nick, how do you get an eye infection??

[@devinpelech]

"Welcome to Jurassic Plot, they do move in words..."

[@Caveboy0]

I has to leave the audio version to check out nicks new look

[@MrKylehooks98]

Gosh I hate how Tim looks like every dad in Tennessee with the goatee

[@sirhippo4374]

anyone else get the urge to put the intro in full blast to see if you can hear the crack of nicks back?

[@obyrodriguez7816]

Petition to rename the chem podcast to “Chem 101 w Prof. Scarpino”

[@kindafunny]

Seconded.

[@PrematureProcrastinator]

1 thing that makes the radio problems even more embarrassing is that they say the indominus rex is "brought to you by verizon"!

[@MelodicQuest]

"We cool?" "Yeah. We cool."

[@mathewfinch]

My biggest question for this movie always has been: why is the Indominus Rex on Isla Nublar in the first place? It's an experimental creature, and it's been established that there's a WHOLE OTHER ISLAND whose entire function is to be a staging ground for dinosaurs not ready for park prime time.

[@ChildlikeMan]

Can we get Predator in Review leading up to Prey?

[@cityscape17]

Alien in review. Aliens by James Cameron is the best movie ever!

[@edusszfx]

Yeah! That would be fun! Some good, and some terrible movies!

[@cityscape17]

@@edusszfx I unironically enjoy Resurrection. 3 is my least favourite of the films.

[@aaron-downey]

I think you'll find... The Cat in the Hat (2003) is the best movie ever made

[@cityscape17]

@@aaron-downey If we are going with best of all time, that's a tie between Troll 2 and birdemic 2

[@mutedmayday]

So did the assistant just get swallowed by the dinosaur? That's terrifying

[@Tam_Miri]

Really enjoyed the in-review! Hearing you guys before the plot and of course during was great! :) Always have a blast watching these - I am happy to have the five of you in these reviews! Love hearing the opinions, the banter, and man this movie had a lot of wtf moments. Jurassic Park Jurassic Park 3 Jurassic World The Lost World Jurassic Park 2

[@benjaminthomas2247]

I can hardly remember this movie lol. I can't believe it made SO much money at the box office.

[@oubie6929]

This one felt like an actual coherent movie instead of Park 2 and 3.

[@fedwyn]

The Honest Trailer Commentary for Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom is required reading for that movie. Please, someone listen to that

[@arodz21]

Dude it's not Indorex. It's Indoraptor.

[@dixonlarson4987]

In fallen kingdom its the raptor, 2015 is rex

[@WoodBlock707]

The TD’s lmao!!

[@Wood-Block707]

The TDs lol

[@TheOlympicHero1]

This is the 2nd best Jurassic movie, behind the original.

[@DoingOK]

I want Jurassic Planet: of the Apes. Dinos vs apes. Apes riding dinos. Humans training dinos to fight apes. I think different companies own them but I don’t care. Make it happen.

[@mikegates8993]

As much as I don't like the new Planet of the Apes movies, I would be so down for that. But only if they go all in on the absurdity and have fun with it.

[@TheDeAngeloo]

Ape on a Raptor with a Gun. damn

[@8bitdee]

Tim admitting he likes Fallon and Corden makes A LOT of sense when you think about all the dumb takes he’s expressed over the years in the In-Review series. Very eye opening.

[@benjaminthomas2247]

So what if he likes them? they're just harmless talk show hosts. Fair enough if you don't like them but whats so terrible about liking them?

[@8bitdee]

@@benjaminthomas2247 it means he’s got horrible taste lol

[@michaelwatson7875]

I like the original trilogy far better than the World series. The original movies actually took it seriously. World jumped the shark.

[@scottles8605]

I think the lost world is much better than 3 but other than that you guys nailed it

[@polenbanik7631]

To nick’s defence, DeLorean in back to the future is not a car, it’s a mobile time machine. Just saying.

[@kindafunny]

Exactly.

[@haliterdogan3003]

I absolutely loved this movie, judt a great fun action adventure blockbuster movie.

[@KamixSam]

That T-Rex is famous :) her name is Rexy and she is the queen of the Jurassic park franchise :))))

[@antoniomay167]

It made more money than Fast and Furious because it's a better franchise and I'll die on this hill.

[@therandysmith697]

How are Tim and Andy able to review movies? If you are 30 and have not seen as many classics as they have, you should go back before you go forward. Before you see a new release, watch all the old classics.

[@pwnmaster1224]

Personally this goes under both of the other sequels for me. That being said- This is not the second best JP movie. It is the 3rd least awful movie... lol

[@kindafunny]

Lol

[@Daniel145D]

Something that annoys me is that they used really intricate practical raptor heads… and then completely covered them in CGI. They just can’t help themselves..

[@mikegates8993]

I'm personally of the opinion that Sarah and Nick from the Lost World are the two worst characters in any Jurassic Park related media. But man is Owen a close second to them.

[@danielhodder8299]

Jimmy Fallon and James Corden are totally nice, likable people. People give them too much shit. I'm with Tim!

[@David-uc6sg]

How is JP3 ranked above The Lost World? Makes no sense.

[@loganbigmo]

Because none of them liked The Lost World whatsoever & found JP3 more tolerable. and Joey gave JP3 a boost for being 1h30m compared to the first two movies being 2hrs.

[@WillRamos]

Get Whit Hertford on the show.

[@K_Rob]

While I am a fan of Trevorrow, particularly his use of shooting on 35mm and wide-angle photography showed wonderfully here, however, his writing is on the extreme side with no subtlety, decisions are made by humans that border on cartoonish or insane, and the commentary is laughable. However, it is at the end of the day a dumb fun creature film that I enjoyed revisiting. A 3/5 on the KF scale.

[@lordbobert4029]

WhitHertferder

[@MrOSUrocker]

I actually really enjoy this film, the best part is that it sort of turns the franchise into a little bit more of a horror movie and isn't afraid to show blood etc

[@floydfitzgerald331]

Has nothing to do with this franchise but wiht the resent passing of Fred war it's time for tremors in review its time

[@gaudrad]

I don't know if I can watch. If they rate this below JP 3, that is absurd. Someone, please tell me they didn't do that! When they went JP 3 over Lost World, I couldn't believe it. This is not a group of guys that are Jurassic fans, thats for sure.

[@mikegates8993]

Well, Lost World is a worse movie then 3 so it made sense for them to rate it above it. And this one has the stupidity of the Raptor stuff involving Chris Pratt's character. That alone is worse than anything in 3.

[@gaudrad]

@@mikegates8993 wooooof

[@bennetthasty7886]

I HATE this movie; but I’m sooo glad KF was able to get Ray Charles to guest review this movie 🍿 🎥 nice shades, boss

[@CrowTRobot]

These movies are dumb as hell but I had a blast watching them.

[@baundiesel]

Andy should know that the Russian military claims they've trained dolphins to follow orders to defend their naval bases.

[@kindafunny]

Andy should know about a lot of things....

[@baundiesel]

@@kindafunny 😂

[@pacificridge1122]

Jurfastic park Dom rides again

[@TheDeAngeloo]

DAHHMM!

[@niceblight]

i honestly think less of Tim for liking james corden.

[@Booka3141]

It's a film which is less than the sum of its parts.

[@oIIDAM]

Wow Greg really didn't wanna be here huh. Literally looked so miserable while the guys where getting hyped talking about the fun moments.

[@MikeHeldTheWorld]

It seems to me that Greg really doesn't like doing In Review. He seemed into it back when it first started with MCU and X-Men but now I don't know why he does any of them anymore. He says he's not a movie guy which is fine. He tried killing the plot segment during the Batman In Review. I will say I do prefer Greg's version of doing the plot off the top of his head rather than Nick just reading us a written synopsis.

[@CrowTRobot]

Greg is great when he loves a movie or hates a movie. He was on fire during MCU, DCEU, Spider-man and especially Batman in Review. He’s not always high energy and that’s ok.

[@oIIDAM]

@@CrowTRobot of course just seems like he wanted to hate this one

[@Mrs.Garrison69]

Poor Andy he thinks the pandemic started last year

[@AloisWeimar]

I mean would you really want story writing credits for Rise of Skywalker ?

[@CrowTRobot]

That movie was written by pasting together angry comments in RottenTomatoes audience reviews for Last Jedi.

[@_SomeGuyOnline]

Who doesn't want to be affiliated with such classic lines like "THE DEAD SPEAK" and "SOMEHOW, PALPATINE HAS RETURNED"?

[@R17759]

Yes because money

[@cloudystorm7314]

Review High School Musical you cowards!!!

[@justinlee282]

I like Jurassic World

[@bennetthasty7886]

With worse actors, a dumber plot & none of the heart of the originals -World is EASILY the worse of the Jurassic series so far.

[@LukeeMurrayy]

When I was a kid I loved 2 the most! It was full of Dino action and that’s all I was in it for. As an adult I much prefer 1 but I still really like 2 😅 anyone else? 🥲