Jurassic World Fallen Kingdom In Review - Every Jurassic Park Movie Ranked & Recapped

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This episode of Kinda Funny's In Review we rank, review, and recap the 2018 sequel Jurassic World 2 starring Chris Pratt, Bryce Dallas Howard, and Jeff Goldblum.
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00:02:15 - Housekeeping
00:04:00 - Facts & Impressions
00:34:27 - Ads
00:38:18 - The Plot
01:35:50 - Podcasts Within Podcasts
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[@CrowTRobot]

Greg’s energy made this for me. This is the chaotic evil Batman In Review carpet bomb giggling that I love from him. My day is so much better now.

[@falcon4196]

Thank you Greg. Thank you.

[@themexicanjedi4876]

I want to thank Greg for being the voice of the voiceless, these Jurassic Park fans have been keeping us Jurassic world fans down for too long

[@mashapetrovna9719]

I'm sure all six of you are glad to finally have a voice.

[@ajmads]

Jurassic World Fallen Kingdom? Great. Masterpiece even. Jurassic World? Debatable..

[@whoarewe3557]

😂😂😭😭

[@mexicanadian0846]

@@mashapetrovna9719 damn skippy we appreciate the people voice finally being heard and representing the fallen and down trodden! #gregdoesnotsuk

[@cl4-tpgaming]

@@mashapetrovna9719 lollol

[@drpepperman2765]

Holy shit, Greg, never change 😂😂

[@OldManGeezuz]

Gregs chaos energy is massive in this episode and I am all for it. GET THIS MAN A CHAOS CRYSTAL

[@LiteSkinSexy1]

I want the wheeze laugh as a ringtone immediately.

[@ConnorCreed3]

You know, sometimes I fear that Greg has too much power as CEO.

[@Scotty220]

I stand with Greg on the Raimi Spider-Man movies so I stand with Greg on this.

[@johnshelton6466]

Greg is right.

[@luciddre4m]

I think Greg might only be running on two hours of sleep lol

[@LeonNeith8965]

Fast and Furious fans have no right to call anything on Earth a 'Cash Grab' lmao.

[@Erwin_Efforts]

Purely my dumb and very in-the-minority 2¢: I am entirely on the opposite end of the F&F comparison here. I had to force myself to finish F7 and did not bother with any more after that because I thought F6 and 7 we're that bad. With this movie, I thought they hit all the right notes for this franchise, which is a dumb horror action franchise. In fact, I think the way most people look at the original is weird, aside from what it did to further filmmaking. I think the first movie only has the artistic commentary when it's directly stated, and for the rest of the time I feel like it's read into the movie instead of just existing in it. Don't get me wrong, it is PHENOMENAL, but I have always felt it was a fun horror adventure movie and not the high art most people seem to get out of it. So, when we get to this movie, the fact that they lean into it and do the most different story from the rest of the franchise, I loved it. Not in an among-the-greatest-ever like the original, but enough to make it my personal favorite so far. Of course I concede the original is a better-made film in the writing department, but I still had that much fun with it. Greg's reaction in this video had me giggling, and I totally get where everybody else is coming from, even if I disagree. But great work on the video, KF Crew! As always, of course. Always a great time!

[@SpartanShepard]

I loved watching FK in theaters, and I'm sorry, but if a movie makes me cry then it's getting bonus points. They did something right for me. The script definitely needed more time to cook, which I think has sometimes to do with Trevarrow putting more effort into his Episode 9 script, which is even more disappointing because that never got made. But I think the directing is master class stuff. Like this needs to be shown in film schools to show how to take a mediocre script, and make a visual spectacle out of it. I feel like the mansion stuff was only a few pages, but the director managed to make something genuinely scary and intense. Maybe I'm a wuss for thinking something like that made me scared 🤷🏻‍♂️

[@HugoRodallega20]

Lost interest in F&F after F6, felt somewhat believable upto F5 was Misson Impossible like. But then went way over the top. But for me the Jurassic Park World films feel separate from the original, so don't really care how dumb it is. Especially with it having Dinosaurs in it.

[@averagesuperman316]

Greg stood with us for Spider-Man 2, the least we can do is stand with him for Jurassic World 2.

[@connerc97]

We haven't had this much chaos from Greg since "Shooting Star" and I'm 100% here for it

[@nickclarkart]

Greg was on fire this episode, especially his hilariously bad metaphor of the Mallard duck, not getting that northern ducks migrate hundreds of miles EVERY YEAR! LOL!

[@dps0610]

Hated this movie. Love that Greg loved it. Never change, Greg.

[@stubbywankenobi1]

Greg nails my feelings about Fast & Furious. I can never understand the leeway they give to that franchise but hate on others for lesser infractions

[@JoeSmithGOAT]

100% Greg at least maintains consistency with his opinion For F&F the others can just 'turn your brain off' and 'just have fun' while for other franchises it needs to be taken seriously and provided critique Make it make sense.

[@kylemelendez358]

Dude im with greg, i like this movie a lot

[@oscarflores0626]

I just came here to say that Tim looks great with the stache. Tip of the hat to you sir!

[@dannycarmack2044]

I’m 20 minutes in and I can’t tell if Greg’s fucking with me or not. Lmao

[@MelodicQuest]

I swear to God, it's like a little kid wrote this movie

[@cameronpitcher6562]

Greg thank you so much. I always liked this one more then most people. Have you seen the Battle at Bigrock short film

[@brandonbishop824]

I fucking love you Greg Miller.

[@scottp4357]

Also, Tim looks like Ted Lasso and now i can't unsee it.

[@realrobrose]

When Nick explained the particular reason he hated the intro at the beginning l was hoping so hard someone was gonna go "That's a good point Nick, Kevin let's go ahead and roll the intro again and see what Nick's talking about here."

[@jakecochranevods]

I’m so glad to have Greg on board. Fallen Kingdom is amazing

[@tjrage6168]

38:36 I died when Andy messed up the last note on that song lol

[@loganbigmo]

For what it's worth, it wasn't retconning John Hammond. They were calling back the dialogue John Hammond had in JP2, his cameo at the end where he was saying the dinosaurs should be allowed live peacefully. also Greg mentioned Charlie Chaplin in this; his daughter was the one who played the nanny/housekeeper

[@JoshMarshain]

I happily landed on Gregs side on this one, and good, its a fun side to be on, truly dumb fun

[@PeregrinesChagrin]

Hearing Andy play the theme made me think about how I like when everything goes right for kinda funny, and how I love when it goes wrong

[@rubengomez8876]

Greg, it is time to use your CEO powers and correct these lists! #GREGWASRIGHT

[@fabioarapi1043]

Now that it has settled in, the moustache on Tim looks really great. Especially with that tiny bit of grey beard that he has going on. I say keep it!

[@TheBarackAttack]

Greg literally made me spit half my chicken sandwich all over my dashboard…

[@TheBarackAttack]

and then I fell into dismay over North Umberland and Allanwick castle?! Why do you do us dirty like that Greg?

[@RetroKidReviews]

K so unhinged Greg’s back I really got nothing to say here god help y’all next week for new one.

[@mjspresents]

I've never agreed with Nick more- but God bless Greg for the dino crack he is snorting!!! 🤣🤣🤣 Greg got so red laughing I literally thought 'damn take a breath bro, don't die laughing here!" 😝😝😝

[@jaypimentel4007]

I live for Greg’s insanity. You know what else I would live for Jordan Peele In Review in the lead up to NOPE.

[@able4698]

Do they know about 'The Battle at Big Rock' thats on youtube? I just found out about that short movie yesterday

[@darksteel913]

I want whatever Greg's having.

[@Jamesonfp]

Joey’s back!

[@TwitchingBeard]

I re-watch this solely for Greg's opening Laugh every time

[@MechaFrankzilla]

Now I hate this film with a burning passion, but based on some tweets I saw I'm excited for Greg's unhinged thoughts. Update: Greg did not disappoint lol.

[@michaelwatson7875]

I'm a bit late, but indo smoke refers to indoor grown weed, which is considered superior to outdoor grown. Science, science, science with Kev, I'm Kevin! 😂

[@Horrormaster13]

(9:38) I wish I had so much fun with Fallen Kingdom as Greg.

[@HylianGuard37]

after listening to greg in my car i needed to come over to the video to see Greg at peak Greg.

[@MelodicQuest]

But it's not regular lava. The dinosaur gets doused in lava and it just reacts by going "Ouch, that's hot!"

[@lancerloco]

I never thought it would be Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom to break Greg but seems fitting haha

[@mjspresents]

"They'll never see it coming unless they see a laser or hear the sound." 🤣🤣🤣 DVD cover quote!!!

[@mikegates8993]

The themes of each movie can be summed up like this. Jurassic Park, don't try to control nature, because you can't and it's dangerous to try. Lost World, don't try to control nature, because you can and it's a mean thing to do. 3, those monsters want to eat us, so let's be where they aren't. World 1, I haz raptorz because I iz played by Chris Pratt. World 2, we've learned nothing from the last 4 movies, so our protagonists are going to bring dinosaurs off the island and someone is making another super dinosaur because of reasons.

[@BardiaIsOnYoutube]

Greg is my favorite human being on the planet sometimes

[@Grantfisher16]

As a dad of a 5 year old who has seen all these movies on repeat I’m with Greg this is by far better than JP 2 and 3 thank you Greg Miller for being the reasonable one here.

[@antoniomay167]

As a life long mega fan of this franchise, this is the only one I've only seen once, in the theater. I watch these movies for the dinosaurs. All the World movies have turned to dinosaurs more into monsters than animals. I also feel this movie is kinda mean spirited.

[@Phillipguy034]

Andy is a treasure. But that trash stache is something else

[@darkhawk5]

This is why Greg is our king!

[@MaxMarriner]

Greg's right and he should say it. This film is beautifully shot and scored. Screenplay's kinda trash, but no worse than any of the other movies. My favorite Jurassic film, personally.

[@RoxasPrime557]

Anyone know what interview Andy is referring to about the T-Rex and Jeff Goldblum? Can't seem to find anything

[@SuperNolanMan]

The first act of this movie is whatever, but the rest is so freaking cool. Is it ridiculous? Yeah it is! It’s like those dreams I had from like 6-8 years old where dinosaurs or lions or something are chasing me around the house but somehow I’m still alive despite running 6 mph and being a complete moron 🤣🤣🤣 This is fantastic.

[@callmeaurelius]

Greg's dino energy is how I need to start approaching life.

[@randalladkins7452]

This is number 3 for me. I like World (2) and Jurassic Park (1) better, but this is way better than 2 and 3 is really just boring and feels like it has no stakes (almost nobody dies and no true feeling of any of the main characters really being in any danger and then it ends. Even the girl attacked by the compies at the beginning is said to have been saved by her father in time!).

[@mrecto5187]

Greg should be the new Joker in The Batman sequel!! That was funny as hell!!😂😂 Don’t change Greg!’

[@hawk49er23]

Definitely not the worst of the Jurassic Park movies... Jurassic Park 3 and Lost World are both equally as bad... if not worse.

[@furrybproductions]

No offense to a from the UK but North Umberton sounds like Lower Uncton from Married with Children 🤣

[@MikeOlsen12]

I don't think i've ever seen Joey be this down on a movie! I'm with Greg it's so weird but fun at the same time. It's a gothic castle with dinosaurs, what's not to love!

[@geoafe66]

Lmao Greg!

[@cassiboi1423]

Greg, No! why!?! lmao

[@cesterjr]

Greg is a MENACE

[@irahersey9184]

Really missed out on the chance to call the death "Blue smokes Indo"

[@scottp4357]

i haven't watched the whole video yet so sorry if this comes up but i really couldn't get past the bit where the demonstrates the "power" of a military dinosaur or whatever by pointing a pistol at a dude and lasing him so the indoraptor knows to kill him. wouldn't it be easier to cut out the middle man and just shoot him with the pistol?

[@ScriptZac]

"Indo smoked" was sitting right there as a name for the Beth death

[@War624]

Don't forget Nick... James Cromwell was also Jack Bauer's dad.

[@hannahb5313]

I don't keep up with the Jurassic Park/World franchise and tend to watch these in reviews without watching the movies, so for some reason I thought this was an extremely early review for Dominion

[@geoafe66]

I think Greg has made me like the movie 🤣

[@cultofskaro]

With the new predator prequel Prey coming, you guys should finally breakout Predator in review! Predator, predator 2, predators, the predator (maybe the AVP films, since the predator is the hero in those).

[@mikegates8993]

Those and lump the Alien movies in since the AVP movies link them together. It would be a rollercoaster rider of quality.

[@AloisWeimar]

Webster in Review !

[@mexicanadian0846]

When this movie first came out, I refused to watch it. World was okay, but I didn't think it deserved a sequel. When this was released and all the hate came, I thought maybe the hate was deserved and kill the franchise. With World 3, was like, "just die already. Kill it, kill it with lava and fire and bombs!". Then when this review series hit I started to watch the movies. And after watching this movie and the others I can now reasonably say........ this is number 2 by a long shot. I had SO much fun with this with me actually getting teary-eyed with the last Dino being engulfed with lava when leaving the island, goldblum scene being perfect, the monster movie vibes in the mansion and even the schlocky "daughter clone" dialog and forcefulness. #gregwasright List goes: 1. JP 2. JW:FK 3. LW 4. JW 5. JP3 P.s. YOU GUYS GIVE TOO MUCH CREDIT TO F&F BUT HATE OTHERS FOR THE SAME SHIT! I personally only like 1 and 2 in that franchise and despise the rest, but seriously tone down the absolute love making for F&F and then just hate fucking for other movies for the same shit others do.

[@Jushin15]

Is Greg okay?

[@Nbz0]

Much like an old Six Flags park, this movie sucks and I love it.

[@jesusgonzalez-ji6cm]

Nick’s Jordan 1 joke was a solid joke. Andy dropped the ball.

[@jparish1987]

Please put that logo on a shirt!

[@JRShaw-pl5kk]

The dinosaur that initially attacked the group and got curb stomped by the Tyrannosaurus rex on the island was actually a Carnotaurus

[@MultiBobsanchez]

I thought star wars episode 9 was the one to do the requel??

[@Hatake0217]

In no world was Daniella Pineda the best part of Netflix cowboy bebop. She was atrocious

[@tjrage6168]

That’s the Dino crocodile NOT megladon

[@mathewfinch]

Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom is a SyFy original movie that somehow got a blockbuster movie's budget by accident.

[@blacckazekage]

What’s up with Nicks 👀

[@PopCounterCultureEd]

I'm gonna say this before I hear them dig into the movie. I will never defend this movies script but a bad script does not a bad movie make, Bayona is a world class director and this is the best directed film in all of the sequels, the actors do their best with the writing and manage to have tangible fun in this. Yes Greg, you get us homie, this movie is dumb as shit but it's beautiful and fun af to watch.

[@ToothofaShark]

How does having a bad script not make this a bad movie? The writing is the backbone of every film. It's like putting icing on a charred cake.

[@PopCounterCultureEd]

@@ToothofaShark because film isn't literature, the script isn't the final piece of art the film is, a script can be bad and still be extremely well directed, acted, who, scored, and edited. If you can't appreciate any of those things on their own then you don't like cinema and like are one of those idiots who think art could ever be objectively judged.

[@ToothofaShark]

@@PopCounterCultureEd I understand, but the writing of the characters, story, and dialogue are the backbone of a film. I can appreciate great acting and cinematography from terrible films, but I'm mostly bummed out that they're not in better films. Game of Thrones season 8 had great cinematography, effects, and acting; but the writing destroyed that season and now people don't really talk about that cultural phenomenon anymore.

[@PopCounterCultureEd]

@@ToothofaShark of course I wish the scripts for every jurassic sequel were better but they're not, Tha means I have two choices to make I could either let myself get stuck on how bad all the scripts are and never enjoy myself with the franchise again or I can accept the scripts are bad and enjoy them anyways. This is why art is inherently subjective, I didn't like GOT S8 either because the writing was bad but that was always what made that show great, the writing, what the jurassic series does great is dinosaur action set pieces, the only time the series was anything more than a collection of well directed action sequences was in the first one and that is unfortunate of course but even if I disliked the sequels it wouldn't take away from that films power and its a power that has ignited a lifelong love for the unique feeling that only those movies ever convey. If you want a more in depth explanation as to why FK is awesome and why it's flaws aren't the directors fault I made a whole video about it called Dark Middle Chapter's, feel free to watch it for more explanation.

[@ToothofaShark]

@@PopCounterCultureEd I get what you're saying, but isn't that kind of lowering your standards? Anyone can enjoy any film, but acknowledging that it's bad and just accepting it for its poor quality comes off like you (and others) are telling these studios that mediocrity is good and there's no need to improve. You say that there's two choices, but there's actually a third choice: don't watch it and vote with your wallet. Instead of just accepting the studios mediocrity, you can choose not to give them your time and money. Disney has now made an empire of mediocre to bad films lately because people will see them just to see them, no matter the quality.

[@Stormhawk777]

6 minutes in and Andy is DONE already

[@pajaroprecario]

Nick looks as he's wearing eye shadow.

[@gamemasterbob9]

I'm like 80% of the way towards Greg, this is definitely so bad it's good type of movie for me

[@cooperwilson249]

The cloned granddaughter may be the worst twist in a movie. That completely takes everything away from a movie about dinosaurs. That's like a whole other A plot that, I couldn't believe it.

[@jonathanfrankel1714]

Y'all gotta put some respect on Toby Jones

[@cameronpitcher6562]

Blue and Rexy take Manhattan

[@Killermanju]

whats with nicks eyes

[@terryjeffs6401]

snake

[@markjohnson8607]

Ayeee

[@luciddre4m]

This is two pretty generic/bad/mildly entertaining films combined into one. The shift that occurs after they leave the island is so stark and so very dumb lol. Just please make the final film actually good. Please.

[@emmalg4421]

jp3 third place as it should be

[@CyberChris2077]

I'm here for Greg's energy! Recent In Reviews have felt overly critical, and it feels like the crew forget to enjoy the movies for what they are sometimes.

[@JRShaw-pl5kk]

I liked the animated show Camp Jurassic on netflix more than i did fallen kingdom

[@kimberly7178]

You mean Camp Cretaceous?

[@rafaelochoa9776]

You guys ruined the normies discord lol.

[@KamixSam]

This is such a garbage movie but then again all of them except for the og are bad 😂 Love you greg :)

[@dillonjose1318]

This and Independence Day 2 were the worst movies I've seen in a theater

[@CheefChaos]

Max Payne, I even saw it for free, fucking terrible