Dallas Returner's Club | King and the Sting w/ Theo Von & Brendan Schaub #23

[@oddzilla8789]

*Picture of 3 girls* Theo: The one second from the right

[@irieeyes12]

haha

[@0749Rockystar]

Im suprised Brendan didnt call him on it.

[@dagnastyodi4196]

@@0749Rockystar I'm not. dudes got cte lmao. i wouldn't be surprised if Theo said that on purpose and it went over schaub's head.

[@abg125]

@@dagnastyodi4196 half of Theo's genius quips go over Brendan's battered head...

[@B-RaDD]

That killed me 💀💀

[@alfred4432]

B "act like i said something funny" T *suprised* 😂😂😂

[@craigwilson3170]

I know - subtle brilliance.

[@usingbothsidesofmybrain1690]

😄

[@Luketc7]

That was the best part of the episode

[@tylertilla4654]

“Did you just wink Or was that just a CTE flair up? 😂😂

[@Scoot2918]

Laughed so hard!

[@jsp7218]

Flare up*

[@ZACHandCHRIS]

I haven’t laughed that hard in a while. This podcast is great

[@nickgazo7847]

King and the Sting should be do a Shark Tank style weekly bit where ppl send in their business ideas asking for investment

[@arknark]

This is a great idea. BUMP

[@TheMichaeldch]

@@arknark I second that! this would be hilarious.

[@jacklyons6502]

Call it the beehive

[@jonasp1202]

very nice

[@offlinecity4055]

Bitch my pitch

[@chrisb2654]

It’s not official until the word “embankment” comes out of Theo’s mouth 😂😂

[@Freddy_v]

Its not official until the words "you delinquent" come out of Theos mouth😂

[@josh8161]

RIP Billy Conforto

[@AXharoth]

RIP Ricky Martin

[@Victorlindelltattoo]

RIP Princess Diana

[@BurntToast422]

Billy Conforto taught me how to ride a bike into an embankment

[@perryjohnson3801]

“Alright next one up Geossi from Sacramento” “Whaddup it’s Tyler from Michigan”

[@AngryOscillator]

The one time THEO remembers the name

[@lopezaldana7]

The little exchange afterwards was fucken hilarious. Creepy Nick, Black Derrick and Asian driver Cat. Tremendous

[@thismothafuckasaid7304]

Thought they purposely said wrong name and location of fan submissions bc Derek did it wrong 80% of time on past episodes, too?!

[@walkeryon1765]

Love how they both just rolled with Theo calling Jamaica "Rastafaria" 🤣

[@seancarey3556]

Walker Yon Brendan thinks anywhere outside of America is Dubai so not surprised playboy

[@jackdaniel1362]

We all rolled with that 😂

[@rokkstarrmomma3530]

"Some guys confuse a connection with them bein a stalker" LMFAO!!! 💯😂😂😂😂😂 Killing!!

[@aliboom6876]

“I’m Korean at heart, and at my septum.” Theo Von “I look like a guy that has asthma and won’t admit it.” Also, Theo Von.

[@bane5343]

He's got that Viatsnoz

[@CorbCorbin]

“I would eat a Filipino..” also Mr. Von

[@fleececentral9238]

When he said brendan back mountain I died

[@joshuagaffney4361]

Korean at heart but mullet sporting Midwestern farmers daughter at hair follicle..

[@rippie___]

CorbCorbin you ever gum down a viet bruh?

[@lukeddrath1845]

Theo got all nervous when he realized he could actually meet the ring card girl. Then changed the subject real quick

[@maverickd7454]

Brendan looks like he cleans tanning salon beds

[@cosmokramer4703]

😂😂😂😂

[@Cheek1969]

It be funnier to watch than his special

[@owenscarsdale4757]

Ya..after making a withdrawal from that Suger Wallet..Whilst browsing a 2014 SkyMall Magazine. 🤣

[@richb5478]

Brandon looks like his lifelong dream has always been to be an Olympic swimmer

[@owenscarsdale4757]

@splinkster1 thought that was Callen🤣

[@velascojeezus]

“Did you just wink or is that just a CTE flair up” 😂😂😂 dusty duo at it again

[@joshuawynne4415]

Theo: this is boring to the viewers! Me: 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@austentx9102]

Joshua Wynne yeah that shiz was hilarious

[@AngryOscillator]

Doesn't he say listeners? For the audio peeps

[@aosunajr]

Great bit

[@domiroy3752]

That whole segment was killing me😅😅" Dude, I look like I have asthma and I won't admit it"

[@taylortyler999]

"That's her ! 2nd girl from the right!" Theo, there's only 3 girls. It's called the middle... She's in the middle... 😂😂

[@kommish77]

That was hilarious 😂

[@rolandcastillo9716]

That's the joke

[@yaipr12pr40]

one week without yall.. really makes it clear that this is the best podcast in the game.. Gang Gang Buzz Buzz

[@TheJumperYT]

Sapienape oh so you have AIDS

[@bobbybush1750]

@@FartCakes Oh so you're a little baby back Bitch boi?

[@dbjmk8083]

I enjoy this podcast but I'm at the point where if I watch every episode the humor gets old.

[@yaipr12pr40]

@@FartCakes oh so you also have CTE flare ups?!

[@checksoverstripes2498]

DBJMK because you’re a weird fuckhead. They should do this podcast twice a week at least.

[@ZoeGrier]

"She's too old" "dude she's 11!" 😂😂😂 Theo, you're killing me!

[@nahfoo.]

Dude Brendan trying to take a photo of Theo was a gut buster

[@HIGHTS]

forreal!! "Get me like I'm doing business" hahahaha

[@jordanpallett1042]

Country girl twerk had me in tears!

[@BimmerBros]

I love this podcasts, it keeps the CTE from flaring.

[@tattoofthesun]

BimmerBros them winks bro

[@cloud_monkey422]

BimmerBros it’s one of the few podcasts that I wished was another hour or two long lol

[@joshuagaffney4361]

Did you wink on command or by accident? Lol

[@jaystat6545]

HANDS DOWN THE BEST OPENING MINUTE OF ANY PODCAST EVER!!!! THANK YOU THEO....

[@bubustinks]

King and the sting... where it ain’t racist if you laugh! 🤣

[@patiscool5553]

That's my America, gang gang buzz buzz

[@kjeezy2990]

Gang gang

[@richb5478]

Hell yea

[@cloud_monkey422]

As long as you laugh and don’t say it in anger it’s all good in the neighborhood

[@pquinn6039]

“I look like I have asthma and won’t admit it” -Theo 🤣🤣

[@markt9319]

Theo looks like he is the intern for the casting couch guy

[@VeeTaperTemplar]

mark ebbert 🤣😂👏 Just hard and lonely in the corner

[@8AceofSpxde]

“Quit adding letters.” 😂 powerful message though. “Us”

[@Spen4]

“a Segway?” “No not an embankment” Lmao

[@eespino94]

These guys are so damn halarious. 2 beautiful souls these guys

[@Geodad-pz4li]

Gang Gang Buzz Buzz.... Episode barely evening going and my stomach hurts from laughing😂😂. Damn it Chin stop making noises.

[@K31R616]

*even

[@helpmeImpoor5314]

They are so ridiculously funny

[@gjsilion5507]

Just 2 times a week Joe please. That had me DYING laughing.

[@Eljoker-sl7wy]

Joes is going to guerrilla fuck the rat king no match for King Kong on trt elk meat 🥩

[@zenyachty8999]

Best part

[@Brandon-op9uf]

Theo looks like a proud lesbian mother at a volleyball game

[@starlightmusicdisk]

Brandon 3230 broo🤣

[@6Sqweasel]

Cheering and slapping all the bellies

[@gtrriffs]

Awesome😂😂

[@Che1seabluesdrogba11]

You took that from the old podcasts

[@taylorbatie458]

😂 gettin in brawls with the referees

[@keysersoze3804]

Say what u will about Bee Sting but he generally gets Theo and his jokes don't go over his head like others

[@sketcharmslong6289]

Theo showing the aggressive vibes today... and i like it!! Boi needs that midnight _bust_

[@heyoooooo]

Sketch Armslong fuck the cheap bust..hes cultivating that inner fire!!!

[@innocent_outlaw]

Lol yeah that Nocturnal 𝘣𝘶𝘴𝘵

[@10use]

This no holding back...uncensored version of Theo is the ISH...One of the best KATS podcasts yet.

[@PokeSailor_91]

Theo looks like the type of guy who always tries to use expired coupons and pretend he didn’t know

[@zakkbeckettt]

George Molina I just did this yesterday hahaha

[@adamn_patriot8420]

😂😂😂😂

[@car-stealer6988]

Funniest episode yet! Jesus, my stomach muscles hurt from laughing.

[@mikesheridan8516]

These two in"Step Brother's 2" would be epic!!😂😂😂

[@mikesheridan8516]

@Jedi Tribe 😂😂😂 even better!!!😂😂😂

[@aaronhelfor8764]

I caught this podcast at episode 38 so I went back to the beginning and up until now this is definitely the best one

[@NiinjaSheep1]

Yo who else has watched every episode and heard Theo tell the Jamaican gambling story 3 times already lmao... still better than Brenda Showers screaming lot lizard every episode lol

[@dmoore4520]

Bet on me mon

[@isaacmorales5236]

Love me some lotlizzards

[@SDsimplelife]

He'll yeahh

[@seanpaulson9098]

Rookie move falling in love with the ring card girl lmao

[@ripixi]

6am here in the UK time to wake up n start the day with the king n the sting gang gang buds buds 🥦

[@mondaymorning9822]

You smoking broccoli?

[@ripixi]

@@mondaymorning9822 censorship

[@shanbuh]

Oh gang I made it on. I guess I gotta change my name to S-Hannon now. 🤷🏼‍♀️

[@cloud_monkey422]

Shannon Park lmao congrats on the new name!

[@paulc4091]

Get that Theo hitter girl lol

[@shanbuh]

james delaney you knowwwwww it boi

[@cloud_monkey422]

O-H

[@elvatosquatcho]

But are you a good salsa dancer🤔💃

[@HermitMoth]

Theo thinks “Rastafaria” is a country 😂

[@lamolambda8349]

You think Theo isn't doing a character

[@10use]

How dare you challenge Professor Von's geographical accuracy.

[@CorbCorbin]

He’s led 3 expeditions into Rastafaria just to visit that Starbuck, where they don’t have coffee.

[@koanikal]

@@lamolambda8349 Seems like a ton of people don't understand comedians that play a character. Like Theo, or Chris D'Elia, or Jeselnik.

[@lamolambda8349]

@@koanikal yeah on the top of my list would be Tracy Morgan If you watch somr early Conan interviews with him you can see how he does Tracy Morganesque stuff but the audience isn't laughing or takes a while to laugh since he doesn't fully commit But now he's the king if late night appearences

[@iwritecreepystories7109]

Theo being hostile to Chin because he misses Christina P.

[@GrimTrashcanned]

Jesus!!! The selfie submission could’ve been written. A comedic duo like this needs a feature film. Something like Step Brothers but ... you know 🤣

[@JMAnonymousMK]

“Cousin In-Laws”

[@puddintaine4556]

Step Brahs.

[@slickpride]

"Pico De Thigh-O" How does the king think of this stuff!??!

[@anglerandy5736]

It's like a freestyle rapper but at an autists pace. It's called rhyming.

[@stinkwink695]

He blew his load before Selina came up, should have saved that one for her thick ass.

[@805kong1991]

Leave two Roses like it's backpage. Dark Arts boiiii🌹🌹

[@Dave-mk9bw]

@Dylan Morgan What does it mean?

[@ruthgatorbinzburg1876]

@@Dave-mk9bw I think each rose means 100 dollars so 100 x 2

[@lezmuz4105]

I live for the bits at the beginning "Let me do this like I can't agree with the deal"

[@Brandon-op9uf]

That late night hitter boi gang gang buzz buzz

[@ShivaRainchild]

Theo "I cant speak for straight men" Von

[@ShivaRainchild]

@splinkster130:55 dipshit

[@jose9630]

Brenda looks like the only male employee at a Sephora store Theo Van looks like the only male transitioning customer seeking advice from Brenda on a new mascara regimen And they both have CTE.

[@billtheone3467]

Lmao you just made my day jose.

[@jose9630]

@@billtheone3467 thanks brotha 🤜🤛✊ Don't fucking touch me.

[@ryansutherland4801]

" Two words diverged in the woods" That Robert Frost Hitttahhh

[@theeharrison59]

Brendan looks like he butt chugged a bottle of Xanax filled vodka and somehow survived.

[@benignassassin]

Nah

[@daniellim5137]

Theo: "Did you just blink? or was that another cte flare up? " lol

[@jamesmatthew01]

Coming in with that Thursday hitter!!!! All hail the Rat King!!!!

[@KEAD3400]

Schaub trying to hook up Theo with a ring girl made them look like a couple of middle school girls tryna talk to their crush lmfao they looked so innocent it was hilarious I love it

[@johnnydelrome]

RIP BILLY CONFORTO! 🙏🏽

[@lennyb.k.8885]

Took a bunch of pills and drove into an embankment.......

[@paulc4091]

PLOT TWIST: Brendan is actually Billy Conforto the meathead bus-man

[@Seatowntony206]

Brendan HAD to bring up theos "Embankment" PTSD😂😂😂

[@luisbartolo7169]

I love it when Theo yells at Brendan 😂😂😂 “ Don’t touch me dude!!”

[@a.k.4o]

My stomach's poked out🤣

[@JohnDoe-cd6ro]

Embankment you say? 🤔 RIP Jamaican Billy Conforto.

[@abegutti6024]

"That's like home school didn't work out" lmao 6:45

[@mitchellgay210]

Theo: “honey drip skin, you said like a serial killer in a bakery” 😂😂😂

[@domiroy3752]

"Also, he seems like he still really misses his mother.. that is a DEEP bellybutton, bro".. I died

[@moreofjosem5363]

Domi Roy literally choked on my Taco Bell 😭😭

[@domiroy3752]

His thoughts seem so random, and then, it hits you...the guys a genius

[@wadewilson5148]

"Your trusting a guy named Jay Schaub, who's flying around doing bicep curls, on your dime!" 🤭 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ayceeonethirty6141]

"I wanna burn that Nick Nolte incense that smells like dinosaur bones and like your kid hates you." Oh my god this is the best show right now.

[@bennyblueline4525]

The first 5 minutes of the podcast is gold

[@a.k.4o]

Chin sounded all depressed. First topic of the day😕🤣

[@adrianluca4984]

AK 4o Cat’s not giving footjobs anymore.

[@mondaymorning9822]

Adrian Luca Cat is ugly asf. I don’t understand why so many people think she’s hot.

[@adrianluca4984]

Monday Morning pffft. Pretty is played out. Get you a girl who can hang around the boys and not be me too’d. #CATscratchfever

[@heyoooooo]

Monday Morning i bet youre a real fucking stud lollllllllll

[@Dave-mk9bw]

@extremedude1234🐈

[@TheJumperYT]

“Not thinking because you’re not fooling anyone” lmao

[@bonyariboku]

"Korean at heart, bro, and at septum." Bought tickets to your Detroit show Theo! Can't wait to see you there. Gonna be wearing a king and the sting shirt I copped from yalls store. Super excited.

[@lennyb.k.8885]

Chin sounds depressed. I think dude is getting burned out. Have him as a guest on TPW! Cheer dude up.

[@tebow954]

id go fucking crazy if i lived in LA. put anyone who lacks ego on suicide watch if they live there.

[@ryanstoyles7611]

he works for brendon skawb

[@stormcorrosion176]

Chin's running off the rails. Understandable.

[@harvardvillegas4470]

The asain guy from unbox therapy has the same attitude with the white guy it looks like they get annoyed fast lol

[@cashhabits6888]

@Caleb Solis 😂😂Derrick still going strong on the show

[@jkeys99]

"i was in rastafaria"🤣🤣

[@chancecoffey7572]

Ya'll look like Timone and Pumba lol

[@seasalt3188]

Omg, my favorite episode! #BusinessTheo was my favorite. ❤️🥰😘

[@codyhillard8019]

When Theo starts tuckin that upper lip he’s about to go off on any given topic 😂

[@DogsofOzVEVO]

Theo looks like the rudest kid in your 6th grade class

[@lukeddrath1845]

So accurate

[@found_working]

This is the best episode so far. I love it when Theo gets aggravated with Brendan saying sex stuff.

[@mememachine2357]

Justin Wilkins what sre u talking about u creep? 😂😂😂

[@juanramos2516]

but men being women is fine lol

[@MC-rf8sx]

Respect chin he's the man 💯💪👊

[@edwardallen2696]

I love chin

[@MC-rf8sx]

@@edwardallen2696 yeah he seems like a really good dude like I feel like they take him for granted he don't need that job he could get something else

[@sadiethshadow4706]

The power Theo shows when Brendan says “sleeveless flannel” he had rounds on the topic.

[@ethang1578]

Love you guys🤟🏻

[@CaptainLog]

Theo looks like a healthy "Day 30" rehab patient.

[@freestonsfinest4002]

Thanks for helping me get thru this warehouse 9-5.👍🏼

[@morganbranch4643]

Shout out Theo! Vancouver show was great, upset your Tour Manager didn't let me upgrade to VIP so I could meet you. Flew in from Toronto and brought my single mom along with me to support the Rat King and she also just wanted to meet you face to face. On the plus side, at an opportune moment I yelled "Buzz Buzz" and you responded with "Gang Gang", that was tight. We had a great time at the end of the day, just wanted to take a picture with the president of Strapghanistan! - Morgan

[@lexg1455]

First 10 min....brendan and theo auditioning for a sitcom/ tv show gig lol...i see you guys

[@bernardwallace435]

Another comment section where nearly all the references are from the first 10min of the show.... Anyone patient enough to actually make it through a full episode or are these for millennial attention spans only??? *edit:* another *great episode* boys!! Gang gang, buzz buzz

[@paulc4091]

True that bruh. #fullepisodegang

[@gloriaborger6192]

Schaub killin it on "this is not happening" buzz buzz

[@rhysconnel8755]

Gloria Hole nice to meet you mam😊

[@poplarbar5059]

I don't understand how he got worse over time.

[@eddominates]

"....yeah, just 2 times a week, Joe, please." this damn podcast always makes my coworkers think I'm insane cause I'll bust out laughing over shit like this

[@bigfoot7688]

Hell ya! King and da sting!!! Back for another!!

[@rhsbowler10]

SeattleCorvette baaaaaaaaanger! Well they all are.

[@NotExactlyCarnivore]

“This is boring to the listeners” I was literally on the edge of my seat listening at the moment Theo says this lol

[@MrDeadpool78]

brendan looks like every caption he posts on ig utilizes 5 year old Drake lyrics

[@christinajohnson7867]

I’ll sum up every episode ever.. lot lizard, homeschool, Me Too Movement, creatine. 😂 I’m here for it. McComb MS Gang Gang 👊🏾

[@peteswenson6504]

This is the only podcast I don’t skip the ads. These dudes make everything funny

[@owenscarsdale4757]

Bill Burr's Monday morning Podcast??🔥💣💥🐿

[@peteswenson6504]

Steve Smith honestly haven’t watched it yet. I’ll check it out!

[@CezaMVO]

As a Mexican, theo shouting us out is very appreciated. Viva Mexico! 🇲🇽

[@smileandhope3381]

Awww Theo I hope you find love❤️🙂

[@squidatsea]

He's in the closet atm

[@ilcrawfo]

Legit the funniest podcast on the skynets. Gang.

[@jfrproductions95]

Apparently the only rave song Brendan knows is Mortal Kombat 😂

[@mikepaolelloable]

“I look like I have asthma and I won’t admit it” 😂😂😂😂

[@Freddy_v]

....Just waiting to see how long it takes Theo to call Schaub a "delinquent" 5 mins in and I'm not going anywhere until then. GANG

[@dasaucexcII]

Theo got low key mad when Schaub said theo has never been punched in the face lol

[@Cavs191]

Hahahaha the truth hurts.

[@tattoofthesun]

Yo Brendan, THIS IS NOT HAPPENING, fire bro- you told that personal story and got us all laughing. I watched it twice

[@CaptainLog]

Brendan looks like the guy at the metal club who moshes by himself for two straight hours.