King and the Sting w/ Theo Von & Brendan Schaub #5

[@skepsisrollins1711]

Theo's back wearin' vests again someone call his AA guy

[@cosmogamer9914]

and drinking Pedialyte...…..suspicious honestly

[@jacobfinn42]

Looks tiny bit thinner too might be nitpicking but who knows

[@cosmogamer9914]

@@jacobfinn42 dude I was thinking the same.....leaner and pale in the face.....maybe is just cuz he's freshly shaven though

[@jacobfinn42]

Compared to his last TPW podcast there's a lot of difference but could be the angle and lighting

[@cosmogamer9914]

I hope to God that we're all paranoid and that he just had some adult diarrhea

[@austincox5809]

Theo looks like a Pokémon trainer 😂😂

[@ManuelLopez-io7uy]

Austin Cox He looks like an expert at trails marked “Beginner” and “Intermediate”.

[@arturotomas1635]

He’s one of the fishing trainers with 6 magikarps, always lookin for the big one

[@K31R616]

@@arturotomas1635 - Dude, yes :D

[@BlackfeatherAlexander]

Genius!

[@hanshansen6244]

so true

[@MotoDUDEabides]

Theo looks like the richest person in the trailer park after they inherited 500 bucks from a dead relative.

[@ams_1046]

Where the only place in town to buy clothes is the local Gas station.

[@seanmehegan3213]

If he couldve only inherited a bent bill for his hat

[@ahmedamerica]

The Motodude 🤣🤣🤣

[@nolackin60617]

Would like but has exactly 500 likes

[@billgatesleavingyamomshous8177]

Gang gang daddy

[@dakotakelchlin6207]

Theo looks like if Marty Mcfly got stuck in the past and got into meth

[@kellysmith8565]

Murdered.

[@MyRunningjournal]

Yes

[@mr.smithgnrsmith7808]

Marty McMeth?

[@adams1458]

☠️

[@dakotakelchlin6207]

Mr.SmithGNR Smith wish I thought of that lmao

[@TweedleDtwiddledumber]

When Theo tilts his head back, closes his eyes, and starts to riff, magic always happens. 😂

[@shustyrackleford_710]

Its like hes aaahhhhhmm He's aaaahhmmmmmm Yeknowe, a little slice'a He's.. A local human

[@xboutdattime89]

“Kylie Jenner should count as reparations” is the most underrated joke in existence lmaooooo

[@sholaojo]

Timeline TV on god it is

[@jaybee2620]

Lolol

[@lexiisloved1297]

I could just picture Theo's face when Brendan pitched the " Bee Sting King" name to him.

[@akacurmurdar1]

Knowing him he just did it.

[@hamishdoak777]

You could see it because hes only said bee sting king once or twice in a podcast ages. He didnt record himself saying it for this intro.

[@TripsDaddy9909]

Lexiisloved 1[=>(]

[@dylannewman4917]

Theo is dressed exactly like Ernest goes to school?

[@DaBxprince83]

Dylan Newman Ahahahahaha!!!!

[@dwiggles1]

Theo dresses like his Dad and uncle is the guy from “Ernest goes to school”.

[@DavidG8706]

Wish Ida seen this before I posted "Theo looks like Ernest goes to AA"

[@edwardmarquez7452]

He could re do all of Ernest movies now

[@danielwright6687]

Theo looks like he was in Ernest Plays T-Ball

[@liamm9069]

Theo looking like an off duty South African safari guide

[@carlossanders5618]

Lmao when Theo spelled out "Slaves", notice Brendan look up @ 9:00 to put the letters together in his head hahahaha

[@kylefournier4254]

Hahahaha thank you

[@frequentairbusflyer8]

Carlos Sanders lmao did not notice that till u said it

[@scientifico]

Sheeeeit, I had to rewind it.

[@unxnxwn1798]

Lmao it’s that CTE bruh, anything over 2 letters he needs to really think hard about

[@WhitetailFit]

"You look like you went to bootcamp at footlocker" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@stevestryker8964]

Theo always hammers him with a perfect insult, and Schaub laughs heartily.

[@dilaudid74]

Theo looks like someone who sells bobcats on the dark web.

[@kellysmith8565]

Gang gang

[@Jose-du2tj]

😂😂

[@lotto-goblin]

Lmao

[@SeaOrcRonnie]

Brandon looks like he's going to a Cubs game in Dagestan.

[@zachrineer2577]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@louieforal9528]

Hahaha freakin righteous😂😂

[@robertgolic212]

Hahaha

[@Marvelous_Milkshake]

Spot on sir 👏

[@Josh12462]

Theo looks like a trailer park version of Tom Brady.

[@mattbishop230]

HAHAHAHAHA

[@kjeezy2990]

If Brady and Matt Damon had a baby in the Louisiana bayou

[@dankdabs43]

I see it lmao 😂😂💀

[@BEDCORN]

yup

[@omargonzalez8514]

I'M fucking crying from laughing OMG that was hilarious

[@adriank8151]

Damn I miss this period of time so much. This brought me genuine happiness for such a long time. I legitimately appreciate it! Still a fan but the vibe in the earlier days felt good for me! Love to all of you!

[@jarrettthomas4865]

I’m rewatching this too lol it’s so fresh and easy flowing…this was indeed a great time period. I’m dying laughing over here

[@percnowitzki3808]

Facts

[@ufconlyfamz69]

yeah where did it all go wrong

[@CS-hv9fp]

Been on an old episode kick literally feel the EXACT same way. 😢 rip KATS

[@liamquinn6686]

@@ufconlyfamz69pretty much when they moved into the new studio

[@alexe831]

Theo definitely broke his sobriety bruh..look at him dude... Vests? Drinkin Pedialyte? C'mawwwn

[@cosmogamer9914]

either that or he relapsed on porn and did some serious self-skeet to the point of dehydration

[@sholaojo]

Back off the shits. I can relate

[@menwithven8114]

I would like to see him party at least a little bit. I'm an ex heroine addict and I have no problem drinking beer or smoking weed whenever I please and I'm fine. I'm 4 years clean off opiates

[@NYFOOTBALLGIANTS94]

recovERed gamER goodshit keep it going for life. U never needed that shit. And im glad u can enjoy some drinks and smoke. Gang Gang bruh

[@menwithven8114]

@@NYFOOTBALLGIANTS94 yeah and honestly what I've learned from hours of rehab and therapy that everyone is different. Some people are all or nothing but I HATED being told that I'm powerless over my addiction like AA or NA.

[@peterm6179]

First man with CTE to film a comedy special.

[@skengdaddy]

100%

[@joekidd7872]

Easy as that. B bbbbbrendan smash.

[@mattmruss]

ralphie may had cte

[@skepsisrollins1711]

@@mattmruss did he really?

[@Hehawtyragu]

Peter M the mans a pioneer, legend has it he was in jail and he didn’t follow the whole population to freedom cause he needed to be up in the morning and now he’s cteing it up on stage, that’s a step foward for the cte community

[@dabouye]

Nature vs Nurture joke was spot on, hahaha

[@dabouye]

@Kevin DeBruin Haha, when they talked about their braindamaged tour, 03:17 😂

[@General_Maximus]

Theo's rocking that 2019 Jim Varney "Ernest goes to the sexual misconduct arraignment" fit

[@Bhubnipz]

Kindle Jender Best KATS comment even after 10 months and 50 more episodes

[@BrazFencil]

When Brendan ripped Theo’s drip and then went into that touching thank you for the text he sent I almost teared up

[@GARZA_ICMG]

Sting the bee sting “king” intro

[@OPAIK]

GARZA yeah that CTE made Brenda think he had a King in the front of Bee Sting. It’s Bee Sting and the Rat King

[@DasE30Cuz]

I point this out every episode. Leave it to Brandon to fuck up his own intro.

[@seasalt3188]

EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING.....since when was it the Bee King Sting......PHSHHhhhhhhhhhh!

[@karldilkington8802]

@@DasE30Cuz I mean I think brenda also beat downsyndrome cos he's missing some brain power there.

[@SubscribeatandIwilldoastripper]

O shut up u clowns

[@HereForAStorm]

Brendan looks like the dude that shows up for school everyday but never brings anything.

[@briztevan]

Lmao just a cool sweatshirt but no bookbag or pencils.

[@BJ-ru2kw]

Hahahahahaha Brandon Sweaters

[@Gsxrnoob]

Theo dressed like he does cave tours for the gay dudes down in Tennessee.

[@randybradley4151]

That's because he does. Likely was just getting back from one of his many cavity searches 😉

[@phoenixpheenom]

"Let's get Jocko Willink on the line and let him know you're wearing fake army gear" 🤣🤣 by far the best roast this episode

[@obipwnshinobi134]

"What's a DJ gonna throw out into the crowd? His medium shirt?" haha dead.

[@scottsmith8458]

its bee sting not bee sting king

[@zacharyybarra7676]

To the top with ya!

[@erikvelosoramirez7583]

I just skip that part bro

[@Xx3xoFlyxX]

I really dislike that he says that...

[@davidcardimen7535]

I have never agreed more with a youtube comment

[@FunkyBazaar]

hahaha I was wondering if anyone else noticed this. Brendan couldnt stand being the bee sting so he added the bee sting king and the rat king and it doesnt sound right.

[@adot911]

Theo looks like he plays hide and go seek by himself

[@macb9664]

hide and go seek young boys

[@mediahernandez]

Adot911 LMAO

[@barrybicepsakafreddyflapja1399]

...and no one wins....So he has rabies is what youre saying?

[@herecomesthecrimsonchin239]

BarryBiceps aka Freddy Flapjack aayyy someone remembered his joke from tfatk

[@yeezywesty3651]

That's just hiding.

[@ΝίκοςΤζαλαβάρας-ζ1ε]

If the boyscouts had a swamp unit Theo would be a Sergeant.

[@quailman8238]

Νίκος Τζαλαβάρας sergeant*

[@jjang1412]

Νίκος Τζαλαβάρας more like sewer unit lmao

[@spencethegreat38]

“Look, this happened to maybe 1 in every 60 or 70,000 children, their foot makes a complete right turn” 😂

[@louisfry8236]

Brendan looks like a real life version of one of them Easter island heads...

[@Ribert_313]

Theo looks like hes auditioning for "Ernest gets a podcast"

[@stormcorrosion176]

Robert White Blaow good one mate

[@jeffersondavis5298]

Underrated comment. 10/10

[@ShaunW48]

😂😂😂

[@ajcosson1370]

Best comment

[@samobviously1770]

This comment is so underrated 😂🤣

[@KierensWebofChaos]

Theo out here lookin like he gotta catch em all

[@Brock_Corb]

Brendan you blazed dummy, on flaunt my aunt you said coke CANS for glasses. Its coke BOTTLES fam. Lmao... KING THIS SERIES FOREVER

[@aaronlong8199]

Theo looks like a Pokémon trainer

[@seaeaglesfan2276]

I thought he looked like russel from up but I can see the Pokémon trainer thing now too

[@iTzAdamD]

Fuckin hell hahahaha

[@RaunchyCommentor]

Im kinda worried about him wearing vests again

[@frankcervantes6779]

I'm getting a backwoods militia patrol man from Theo.

[@vp3398]

@Mr. Knight and hiv

[@tomcast7747]

Brendan dressed like a rich blind kid

[@bh5817]

FIX THE INTRO BEE STING AND RAT KING NO ‘bee sting king’ bs

[@ScratchingSymbols88]

Brendan couldn't deal with a king next to Theo's name and not his so he decided to say the bee sting king which sounds so stupid lol we all know Theo is the one and only podcast King 👑

[@hamishdoak777]

@@ScratchingSymbols88 Do you think brendan made the intro. Bee sting king was said in a podcast with theo ages ago it wasent recorded just for this

[@SMEGEL145]

Thought they were gonna do it for one episode only as a joke because in the previous one Brendan said the line, but then its been the intro for the last 3 podcasts so idk anymore lol

[@robertbunn7041]

It’s bee 🐝 sting and the rat 🐀 king 👑 dude 👀👀👀👀👀

[@DanB7942]

The intro needs to be redone. Its the Bee Sting and the Rat King. NOT the Bee Sting KING and the Rat KING. Schaub's inferiority complex needs to be checked.

[@cosmogamer9914]

get over it dude

[@DanB7942]

@@cosmogamer9914 Kay.

[@colbybierl4721]

who the fuck are you? Are you the producer? editor? im just confused on why YOU think you get to call the intro of THEIR show!

[@hanshansen6244]

@@colbybierl4721 they keep saying this the fans show and its fan driven. mabye thats why

[@Khedran]

Yup

[@cooperanderson5467]

Start of show - Rip My Drip King it or Sting it 14:23 Spinners - King it 19:38 Talking to guy in next stall - Rat King it, Bee Sting it 22:55 Nose rings on chicks - King it 27:14 Colonization of Mars - Sting it 31:50 Mac's new theme song - King it 35:39 Flaunt My Aunt Debate Club 49:41 Happy Gilmore vs. Billy Madison - Happy Gilmore 53:36 In a street fight: Lebron James vs. Floyd Mayweather - Floyd Money Mayweather 54:55 The Sopranos vs. Any other Tv show ever - Other Tv Show 1:00:12 Dogs vs. Cats - Dogs 1:01:50 DJs vs. Live Bands - Live Bands 1:04:32 Cleaning up nut bust: Towels vs. Tissues - Towels

[@enmeterdumheter]

Year after year, i revisit these old episodes! ❤ Love from Sweden 🇸🇪

[@JoseHernandez-md1hg]

Theo looks like a substitute teacher from The magic School bus

[@kellysmith8565]

Destroyer

[@stormcorrosion176]

Gal DaMN that's a good one bro

[@MrcheesystuffYT]

lmaoo Theo said ''Well Lil Peter killed himself. He took a bunch of pills." RIP Lil Peep & RIP Billy Conforto

[@kevincalvert1332]

What??

[@MrcheesystuffYT]

@@kevincalvert1332 somewhere around when they talked about septum piercings i think.

[@venturehavencreations9340]

Rip peep

[@kevincalvert1332]

@@MrcheesystuffYT what made you think he was talking about lil peep?

[@Swag100100]

Man I’m only 20 mins and the boys got me rolling . Episode #5 best one yet . There chemistry is so well together, they just flow with one another so naturally

[@eduran777ify]

Theo is dressed like a lesbian truck driver lol

[@justballin91hitta14]

“He looks like the dude from Triple X that smokes cigarettes all day” Most underrated line GANG GANG

[@lc9481]

Ain't no bee kings, you know they rockin with that matriarchy

[@scyanks7]

William Rose that’s why they goin extinct AS FUCKKK

[@Baniq1986]

It's the rat king and the bee sting. I don't know why Brendan has to make it "bee sting king". Is he jealous that Theo has king in his name? It's just bee sting ,bruh. Let it go.

[@whoswondering7911]

@@Baniq1986 "bee sting" makes no fucking sense as a name, is probably why.

[@gilgamesh5796]

@@whoswondering7911 What about *B Sting* ? Like first name is just the letter *B* (for Brendan) , last name *Sting* . Like R Kelly

[@mikedru2912]

Whos wondering they call him bee sting because they say he looks bloated like he was stung by bees

[@GeorgeEarlFranklin]

CHANGE THE INTRO. ITS THE BEE STING NOT THE BEE STING KING!!!

[@soren00024]

Thought the same thing.

[@TheDuke4100]

who gives a fuck?

[@bennyhath1789]

Schaub dresses like a chinese exchange student at ohio state or ASU

[@jordanengstrom2269]

Damn.. so accurate

[@lukesears4889]

"The Jenners count as reparations." Hahahahaha well said

[@skyninja2021]

This weeks segment of flaunt my aunt made me laugh the hardest I’ve laughed in a while. Thanks to this podcast and their whole team, you guys are the shit

[@mk-td3ku]

i just spent entirely too long trying to find this exact segment of flaunt my aunt bc i remembered it was so hilarious.

[@EricP2831]

Pedialyte cures all hangovers and helps recovery after a small coke bender

[@bobricky1093]

Fax

[@its_millertime3157]

Theo with a hat on and the mullet looks like one of those “bass pro shop” fly fishing hats” that has the flap on the back to keep the sun off your neck..! Shoutout King and Sting! I’m so happy you two finally have a show together. I’ve been saying this for a year or so! Keep it going

[@alexalt2630]

Rip my drip has created a monster lol wtf is that vest get up. Extreme bro

[@33shoobs]

These old episodes are the only reason I’m staying subscribed

[@niros9667]

Love this show so much, might be one of the funniest things on KZbin honestly... Keep up the great work, gang gang.

[@rosebud1878]

STOPPPPP SAYING BEESTING KING

[@dudelit6482]

Brendan looks like Fidel Castro's spoiled kid.

[@sonnydortmund1513]

justin smith 👏🏻👏🏻

[@Rex_Colt]

Justin Trudeau?

[@curtis25920]

Spot on 😂😂😂

[@yeahdog23]

Love this podcast. But bee sting king, come on

[@gregorykrohn7769]

I know

[@rickbennett9028]

Nature vs nurture brain damage tour. I was born with it, you earned it. Classic!!!

[@phoenixpheenom]

Theo Von: "First off, Lets get Jocko Willink on the line and let him know you're wearing fake army gear" 🤣🤣🤣

[@benv5774]

damn that Visa Verce Theo snuck in was genius

[@ISOCZAR]

Is that one of Theo's cocaine vests??

[@ISOCZAR]

@Dylan Morgan he better watch out before he hits an embankment

[@andrewc2975]

At 9:02 you can see the CTE brain trying to spell out slaves.

[@ml.9746]

Lol he literally imagined each letter than still had to spell it. Lol

[@phonechecked]

My God, thx.

[@cjclark6153]

Theo did spell it wrong to be fair. I had to run it back to make sure my cte wasn’t kicking in.

[@glitchfreak316]

CJ Clark uh oh

[@nicholaspacelli8180]

nobody: Theo: she seems like a nice person

[@curlsp7921]

Spencer’s and Journey’s are two completely different companies 😂😂😂😂😂 I’m dead I love these two☠️

[@josh7693]

Theo looks like Ash Ketchum about to capture that wild Articuno dawg

[@youtubeCEObud]

Schaub throws around ‘dime piece’ like literally nobody is listening

[@Twanvictor]

Haha exactly

[@sailliezii]

He never quit doing it 2yrs later

[@sage1622]

Took some pills and drove into an embankment

[@found_working]

RIP Billy conforto

[@Beyar90]

I love Theo's subtle quips which tend to slip by unnoticed. When the Vancouverite in Japan introduced himself: "So he's on the run". LOL

[@Shr3dTub3]

I’d send a picture of my aunt in but I’m afraid you guys will talk about her dumper for 20 mins

[@sailliezii]

How's that aunt doing 🤔 🤣😂

[@kirkpearson6558]

Theo looks like he's ready to catch them all

[@jonathanfreeman3892]

Ah the 5am EST post time, hitting the demographics of the fans that really have their shit together and those that really don't.

[@jeremytillman3567]

Bee sting king ?? No bueno

[@jeremytillman3567]

@E Rock for sure

[@jeremytillman3567]

@E Rock no prob bud. The world is way to PC

[@briansavage932]

The video quality of this podcast is phenomenal and makes things 10x more hilarious. The turntable fashion shots.. Haha

[@PerspectivePossibilities]

Theo looks like a grown up Randall from recess. Went from the playground rat, to the Rat King daddy 🤣

[@Medieval_Dead]

Brandon’s “comedy” is a pie chart of every comedian he’s come in contact with.

[@K31R616]

No such thing as true originality

[@Medieval_Dead]

K31R616 You are what happens when 10th place gets a participation trophy.

[@sholaojo]

So true

[@sholaojo]

Get your own style or do something else. Oh well. He was hardly creative or original as a fighter. Shouldn’t come as a surprise that he is doing the same shit in comedy that he did in the ufc. Boring everyone to death with a basic copied style, and hanging around the top 15 while never cracking the top ten

[@heyoooooo]

Gabriel Clair and what the fuck have you accomplished you fucking crackhead ??

[@ajaybajwa5498]

Elon Mustard

[@Slaynice]

The current intro is badass because it gets you hyped. Use that one as your outro. A nice smooth cool ending!

[@BossLifeBlog]

Hell yeah

[@jdizzled4114]

Yes sir! I still like the old one

[@CaptainLog]

Theo looking like a lazy militia leader.

[@CleanseTheSoul]

17:30 “Every one of your stories ends with someone being sucked off, even if it’s about Christmas or something” 😂😂😂😂😂😂 so true and funny

[@dallasirushing]

That XXX Movie reference around 28:10 was on point

[@stevestryker8964]

Terrible movie though...he ALWAYS references it.

[@jamiewiesner8482]

When they fist bump and then say don't touch me that's hilarious.

[@bni6786]

Me and my buddies have started doing the same 😆

[@derpderpington824]

It's so fucking stupid and it makes me laugh every single time.

[@heyoooooo]

BN I so youre a poser?

[@jordan_velasquez]

BEE STING, NO BEE STING KING! Get your life together bro!

[@jordan_velasquez]

@@jackwells4209 Yes, it has subtle hint of ego attached "bee sting king" and plus, it doesn't have a fluid transition. Annoying AF!

[@CodeNameArizona]

Duuuuude this is probably the funniest episode yet! God damn, Brendan was on fire.

[@skillzset1066]

Best flaunt my aunt. The one with the glasses was hilarious..

[@broncos915]

Rip My Drip Winner: Theo Loser: Fake army gear

[@YouShouldDoAPodcast]

Why do you both look like Step Brothers who live above a Strip Club..love the show

[@elonmusk1010]

Theo looks like every Ernest movie ever

[@nickm4896]

9:00 Brendan trying to figure out the spelling for the joke 😂😂

[@jamesjessop163]

2024 still come back and watch these old eps crack me up every time

[@HelloHello-uh9qz]

I like when Brendan repeats Theos jokes but slightly worse

[@Decemburrrrrr]

Yeah he completely ruined Theos joke at 6:00

[@michaelespinoza8558]

"Don't touch me dude"

[@HS-oh8xh]

@@michaelespinoza8558 that's the worst

[@skostyboi3894]

Like Theo: I’m about to spit up some taffy Brendan: bout to spit up some cotton candy?

[@lemonadegrave]

@@skostyboi3894 growing pains dawg, wait for it.

[@tinosmo1]

Theo Von is the best comedian in the world right now. His in the prime of his career.

[@neileccles5792]

word

[@tylerlange2995]

Gang gang

[@tinosmo1]

KU SH name a better one

[@tinosmo1]

KU SH 2 of those comedians are from America lol

[@tinosmo1]

KU SH you definitely must be French

[@Churtis_Churner]

Bee sting king.. smh

[@xxxag1768]

Thats crazy how when theo said he couldn't bear hug anyone I said "he could racoon hug someone". Then he said it. I turned to my phone so fast like "wooooow" 😂😂😂

[@drrrrzz9145]

Use the song as an outro.. it's too laid back for an intro

[@andersonsdagslotto8365]

Is Louis CK the only red head Brenda knows?

[@YoungGoHard1]

Hes scared to even mention the Goat.

[@yeezywesty3651]

It's a well known reference point. Who is a more famous redhead?

[@RaunchyCommentor]

@@yeezywesty3651 carrot top

[@JandyJingles]

Keep up the phenomenal work, you two make my week with these episodes

[@johnleelee123]

Elon mustard 😂😂

[@FullSend-pn8ux]

33:47 "yeah bro" Brendan in a psychedelic trance experience brought through the kids music

[@kingkurama7235]

One of the best podcasts about, keep it up guys! Gang gang