Kingdom Come Deliverance Slander

[@dusty7653]

0:30 Guards when it’s 7:01PM and you don’t have a torch equipped

[@tyvia]

They be SEETHING

[@monsesh1316]

They do that too when you're on bed, tryna sleep.😭

[@prestonyannotti7661]

Guards at 6:98 when you aren't pixel framing that torch

[@Cam-ju7qh]

I thought I was silly for wearing the ring the whole time...

[@kuttenburg]

my first play through i wore that thing till the very end.

[@gothicfan52]

I gave it to Theresa to see if she would comment... she didn't

[@softwet5297]

Love Pebbles, would die for Pebbles. Bro was with me through the whole main quest- he deserves his comfy retirement in Uzhitz.

[@tyvia]

Genuinely the goat, even being able to get shadowmere doesn’t stop me from just keeping him all game

[@legrosnoirtoutnoir7323]

bah he slow as fuck and can’t carry shit i abandoned him everyitime i had enough money for a goated horse

[@afiiik1]

Pebbles is going to be in kcd2 😊

[@rodrigoborgesdias5764]

father godwin is the goat

[@nicklasveva]

Father GOATwin

[@tyvia]

Have to say father in an Irish accent aswell

[@ero-samairianto625]

"maaa maaa maa" -father Godwin

[@sillywombat]

Hans Capon supremacy ✨️

[@onion424]

0:30 Monastery Circators the instant you deviate from the daily schedule in any way

[@KenoReplay.]

I bought the game for the Monastery section. I refuse to elaborate

[@tyvia]

Stronger Henry than I

[@mekacrab]

Best monastery simulator... because it's the only one.

[@crus1118]

My horse carrying 153lbs of wine and 77lbs of moonshine in his saddle for Henry

[@wbeliteofficial_01]

Best KCD slander I've ever seen. Noice one

[@masteronmace]

You know the game gonna be good when it begins with "Charles IV, King of Bohemia and Holy Roman Emperor, had a long and successful reign. The Empire he ruled from Prague expanded, and his subjects lived in peace and prosperity."

[@notisac3149]

My friend said that the combat was too unfair when fighting Kunesh. To prove that it was literally a skill issue, I made a new save JUST to beat up Kunesh every time I started up KCD. To further prove my point, I beat Kunesh on hardcore with ALL negative perks 3 times in a row while being "quite hungry".

[@Gooeygiuseppe]

Dude I hope this blows up, very nice vid

[@tyvia]

Thanks : )

[@dingbong4950]

This is why I love the fandom of this game

[@oatjuice5921]

i played the game pretty morally good, not killing unless i had to and stealing to a minimum the monastery broke me after 3 hours i just used the first thing that was usable as a weapon and painted the walls in red

[@tyvia]

Understandable reaction 😂

[@cheese3764]

Shit hit the fan, unfortunately

[@a2t4r75]

All I remember is my reputation being in the red for The Monastery.

[@kf7595]

I ended up reloading my save but I have had many crash outs in that monastery 😂

[@masteronmace]

LMAO ACCURATE PESHEK JOB SLANDER

[@TheRealKiRBEY]

rip Theresa and bianca both forgotten in kcd 2 (probably maybe?)

[@FreakTesticals]

“I was with Bianca” 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@ondrejvaverka5933]

Developers when asked if Theresa is in the KCD2 replied: "Im not going to talk about the plot in this direction, you will see" so i think there is great possibility that Theresa will apear somehow in kcd 2

[@TheRealKiRBEY]

@@ondrejvaverka5933 It would be kinda dissapointing setting all of that up in kcd 1 and just dumping her in kcd 2 maybe the game will take place in the kcd 1 map aswell?

[@ondrejvaverka5933]

@TheRealKiRBEY There won't be option to going to kcd1 map but some characters like the alcoholic preist is coming back so I think Theresa is absolutely possible

[@TheRealKiRBEY]

@@ondrejvaverka5933 makes sense

[@hypernova3527]

2:00 facts (I'm not going to deny I was already vibing to the song when this part came)

[@whyyes6429]

i understood all except the horse scene and the monastery thingy 😭ive just picked up kcd a week ago and im hooked bro awesome slander

[@tyvia]

@@whyyes6429 Cheers, when you can go and talk to the innkeep in Uzhitz and then If he mentions father Godwin needs help go and talk to him, it is a very memorable quest 😭 And you’ll find out about the monastery

[@xCuba99]

naaah bro not the monastery 😭 ( after the quest i came back and killed them all )

[@tyvia]

I remember not being able to get to mutt cuz he was stuck outside and he got proper upset because I couldn’t feed him or praise him for that entire quest, bought him like 15 sausages afterwards 😂

[@Tzeka]

We all did, Bro, we all did..^^

[@SomeBuddy-nz9zt]

This slander alone make me play the game again, just 100% it, makes me so proud of myself. I'm thrill for the upcoming sequel

[@Dogman262]

I'm feeling quite hungry

[@TruePolishGuy]

This is soooo real. KC:D my beloved. Can't wait for sequel.

[@tyvia]

I’m so excited

[@mr.exodark9042]

Realest KCD meme i seen

[@tyvia]

Cheers 🍻

[@ItsLifeJim_VB]

Poverty and Famine has been on my spotify wrapped almost every year since I began playing KCD. It is just THAT goated of a drinking song... but its so short i have to play it 3 times in one sitting.

[@19011p]

The kcd 2 looks great! And the developers said that its done already, they just need time to optimize it I hope we'll be able to taste this masterpiece

[@Giltrat]

1:10 I entered it at the start of this year, got out 1 month ago💀

[@RRaveRB]

Yeah making that merhojed cure felt like that, it was fun and satisfying

[@pokegunaslan1642]

Man this song is so goated

[@Bloom_HD]

*me waiting for the green shield to press Q because it's the only way to not lose combat in the game*

[@english_tomato]

i snuck into the monastary and put lockpicks grochen and a bow and arrows :)

[@tyvia]

That’s so smart, definitely doing that, I’m coming up to the quest now and im dreading it 😂

[@english_tomato]

@ wounding arrows just use em trust me :)

[@gustavomonteirorodrigues3554]

So i was not just me who wore the ring the whole game...

[@cheshirskiykotya6414]

Kunesh is strongest enemy in game

[@dev-g2p]

Bro I swear Skalitz has the craziest loot spawns for enemies. If you ever want to farm loot to get what you want then you should go there

[@line8124]

1:01 waking up after Somnambulant perk

[@karzeng2966]

0:17 300 hours and 7 playthroughs in still has no idea what this is nor do i want to find out

[@tyvia]

Maybe one day you’ll get it : )

[@SamuraiAkechi]

I think I get it. It's where you steal horse from kumans and help Theresa

[@MyStickman10]

Henry when max stealth: proceeds to wipe out an entire kunesh camp with a knife only wearing his under ware at nigth

[@tyvia]

@@MyStickman10 kunesh has used mitosis to take over Bohemia

[@MyStickman10]

​@tyvia Damn I meant cumans 😂

[@tyvia]

@ honestly made the comment funnier 😂

[@Tnk_xd]

MEMES OF KCD's job in danger...

[@tyvia]

Mateeee, gonna be a new kingdom come content renaissance: )

[@josephgamelin9739]

MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So we all hated the Monastery quest, huh

[@Sigizmund65]

No. I liked. In 4 days, I did everything I wanted to do.

[@tymptraafterdark3021]

love that thumbnail

[@tyvia]

Thank you, it’s my masterpiece

[@DragonslayerPS3]

Need Luke Dale to react to this one 🤣

[@tyvia]

That would genuinely make my year 🤣

[@DragonslayerPS3]

@@tyvia Post it on the r/KingdomCome subreddit. I bet you u/JanPtacek (Luke Dale) would comment 🤣

[@tyvia]

@@DragonslayerPS3 Need to make a Reddit account, defo doing that though 😂

[@DragonslayerPS3]

@tyvia I'd offer to do it for you but I don't wanna take all the credit 🤣. Really good video though, man

[@Александр_Макаров]

Это слишком гениально!

[@OliverOwens-t8m]

fire video🔥

[@WretchedRedoran]

YEAAHH SENSHI WOOOO!

[@Lattrodon]

I enjoyed that thank you

[@tyvia]

You’re very welcome

[@zanethezaniest274]

Audentes Fortuna Iuvat!

[@cheese3764]

Guys, im doing hardcore, tis but a scratch, pacifist, with only starting clothing equipped (yep, all fights unarmed, hope i will make it to the end) wish me luck

[@cheese3764]

This is painful

[@qhu3878]

​@@cheese3764 can you give us an update or are you hanging out with the cieling fan

[@miket0174]

Nah straight facts, especially Bernard

[@tyvia]

@@miket0174 He be straight SEETHING 😭

[@miket0174]

@tyvia I'd lowkey would be seething too if I was Bernard and some piss poor blacksmith's son beats my ass in combat 😭

[@BeggarSoldier]

Kingdom Come and Evangelion??? Insane combination

[@norskhuauei2426]

Too accurate 💀😍

[@Sigizmund65]

1:10 4 игровых дня, без подсказок (за исключением место расположения вырванных страниц).

[@OsinakiKun]

I miss Mutt...

[@R3nDom854]

Surely i am not the only one who sold everything in your parents house at the start of the game to buy a hunting sword to turn kunesh into filleted fish right?

[@tyvia]

Haven’t heard anyone else do that, might do that on my next playthrough 😂

[@R3nDom854]

@@tyvia if you sell all the fruit and onions and other things in your parents home in skalitz. And then you go into the town square, there will be a blacksmith vendor. He will have a rusty butcher sword for like 13.2 groschen. The sword is actually one of the worst in the game since it has like 9 durability points. But it is very useful for messing around in skalitz before the cumans raid the town. Slicing up kunesh for the axe and nails is one thing it's good for

[@R3nDom854]

@@tyvia just started a new playthrough where I killed all the guards and villagers in skalitz. Then I killed the cows and sheep that respawn for like an hour. I then sharpened all the shortswords I got from the guard's to level up my maintenance skill. when the Cumans raided skalitz all they found was an empty town with every one dead. After I saved Teresa I noticed one cuman had a spear on him. I then spent the rest of my time killing all the Cumans in Rovna and skalitz till I bled out cuz I forgot to buy marigold healing potions.

[@vmycode5142]

I was running outa things to do in my KCD playthrough, and replaced pebbles with the tier 5 arab stalion, and now i saw this video and feel really bad :CCCC. I kept him for 200 hours- I am a monster!!

[@tyvia]

They’re all good, probably out eating hay somewhere in the bohemian countryside : )

[@Tnk_xd]

​@@tyviaor the last host meat you had...

[@Tnk_xd]

That's why I replace the basic horse before I make any connection...

[@master_mirror]

It's so fricking genius 😂

[@tyvia]

So excited for kcd 2!

[@FlabbergastedFish88]

The first one is more painful when you play on hardcore;(

[@tyvia]

I remember always waking up in skalitz after sleepwalking

[@FlabbergastedFish88]

@ its sad and annoying at the same. Use that potion that gives energy instead because sleeping with that debuff is so hard

[@verox4924]

We need a Iceberg

[@tyvia]

Now that’s an idea

[@ITSDONNY-e1q]

Part 10 when?!?!?!

[@indra_paradox4525]

Hello tyviae, i love your video, it make me laughing so hard LMAO. are you gonna buy KCD 2 when its come out or wait until the game is good with no bug?

[@tyvia]

Probably when it comes out, that excited for it to be fair, I’ll make a slander on it too

[@indra_paradox4525]

@@tyvia Looking forward to it😆

[@Reinhardthartman5789]

Wasn't expecting a 4th wall break by directly insulting the music playing

[@tyvia]

Not an insult, goes extremely hard 😂

[@OsinakiKun]

insult?

[@paw0960]

youtube reccomended me this only because of fucking evangelion i swear the only thing i know about kingdom come is that its a game and its medival, youtube is tryna fuck with me at this point its getting tiring

[@tyvia]

It be like that

[@nutritious3250]

ill never get it, 120hrs in and the game hasnt crashed once

[@tyvia]

@@nutritious3250 bros playing on alien hardware

[@itsbig092mlboa9]

​@tyvia on ps4 never crashed

[@S1K_Noirr]

hello henry

[@ThatGuy-ld8wy]

Is the horse scene when the three girls worship satan?

[@tyvia]

@@ThatGuy-ld8wy yes, specifically when you interrupt them

[@legrosnoirtoutnoir7323]

horse scene ? you mean theresa and the girls of godwin ?

[@tyvia]

@@legrosnoirtoutnoir7323 do the playing with the devil quest

[@legrosnoirtoutnoir7323]

@ i dis all the game at least 3 time but can’t see what it is

[@tyvia]

@@legrosnoirtoutnoir7323 talk to the innkeeper in Uzhitz and then father Godwin and there should be a quest about the Uzhitz herbalist

[@cee_art8910]

What about Miller peshek.

[@tyvia]

@@cee_art8910 he makes you dig up a grave 👍

[@HAPPYSPY]

What horse scene

[@marilala2274]

Ummm...why is this video 2 hours long ? 😅

[@tyvia]

?

[@marilala2274]

@tyvia It's amazing so I put it on replay several times 😄

[@tyvia]

@@marilala2274 let’s go : )

[@tultzi]

Whats the name of the song?

[@crus1118]

Poverty and Famine I think?

[@rio5347]

Song name?

[@cray4185]

... what horse scene?

[@tyvia]

@@cray4185 Uzhitz, do the quests there : )

[@cray4185]

@tyvia I found it...

[@Skeleton52925]

Music?

[@tyvia]

@@Skeleton52925 Till our heads turn white Poverty and famine Both KCD OST

[@GlobalOutcast]

Replaced Pebbles? Ill do you one better. I buy Al-Burāq before you even unlock Pebbles

[@akinzz1521]

i dont get the horse scene thing, did i miss something?

[@R3nDom854]

It's quite graphic

[@tyvia]

Go to the innkeep of Uzhitz and sometimes he’ll mention father Godwin needing help with the Uzhitz herbalist and just prepare yourself 😭 if you wanna get the virgin achievement don’t do this quest though

[@R3nDom854]

@@tyvia that's an achievement? If so then it's quite funny. Actually I think I started a whole new playthrough just to get that achievement and when I went drinking with father Godwin it triggered a 🍆🍑 scene. I didn't reload a previous save since my last save was like 2 hours ago

[@wbeliteofficial_01]

First

[@someoneatemybeans]

what the fuck is the horse scene supposed to reference

[@tyvia]

There’s a quest where you lockpick a horse, I think it’s to do with Godwin and the herbalist in Uzhitz if you want to try it 😭

[@keegan-b8n]

im feeling quite hungry