Kinky Killers - Good Bad or Bad Bad

[@rissaq233]

The courtroom scene with "stop arresting people and ruining their lives" gives heavy Neil Breen vibes

[@BlackburnBigdragon]

Did ANY of these psychiatrists pay their electric bills??? Not a single one seems to work in an office with working lights.

[@Dustemikkel_Rev]

In order to relax the patient it's VERY important to create an eerie creepy atmosphere. That's one of the first thing you learn studying psychiatry. Wait, it isn't? I studied evil psychiatry?! Well ... s**t.

[@bassvibasics479]

The Schilligo Phrase Count for this episode: "What Is Happening/Going On??": 13 "Weird"" 14 "Insane": 21 It's a goodie, this one.

[@thepresence365]

Yay! I love that this count is here. It's giving me BrainBlaze vibes 😁

[@eliotmccann2589]

@Hapax Legomenon 423 there very may well be- I had my hands full counting these as it was...

[@orimoreau3138]

know any of the numbers for the NB movies?

[@TheDevilinThePaleMoonlight]

The tally must continue, we need a total for every episode now

[@bassvibasics479]

@@TheDevilinThePaleMoonlight so it shall be written, so it shall be done. Might tske a while, though.

[@Hamun002]

the "you look like a vodka guy" line could just be a weird way of saying "you look like an alcoholic"

[@joshpatillo9515]

I was waiting for Kyle to in the beginning when talking about the nudity to say "It's Art!"

[@halfsourlizard9319]

'Jill gets naked and talks to Al Gore.' is the sort of sentence that needs to be spoken more frequently.

[@markiangooley]

Apparently the original title is Polycarp, after the martyr St. Polycarp. Too obscure nowadays? Most people would be just puzzled or think “lots of fish?”

[@rebel4466]

Just call it Magikarp and be done with it. Should get the views

[@langleymneely]

I sure as shit thought that! lol 😂😜

[@axelvoss9653]

the fuck named their kid Polycarp

[@Dustemikkel_Rev]

I actually thought it was some form of synthetic fabric, like polyester. I pictured a serial killer strangling people with a piece of fabric made out of polycarp. 🙄

[@cannibalbunnygirl]

Not obscure just not relevant to lots of people.

[@v.m.9198]

This feels like a movie created by an ai who was only fed biblical quotes and the insane ramblings of a misogynist Twitter account

[@FormerlyMatthewC]

“Dad, can we watch a David Lynch movie?” “We already have David Lynch at home” David Lynch at home: 4:13

[@justsignmeup911]

Crazy guy possessed by two people, one of whom is named Bob == Twin Peaks

[@Dustemikkel_Rev]

"You've seen "End Of Days?" "Yes." "Seven?" "Yes." "The Omen?" "Yes." "Split?" "Yes." "Twin Peaks?" "Yes." "LET'S DO THAT!" "Ok, but only if we do it incomprehensible." "DEAL!"

[@cargo_vroom9729]

"Slowly. S l o w l y. S L O W L Y." Thanks for burning that into my brain guys.

[@TheAlan136]

This is clearly a Neil Breen film but not staring the man himself.

[@ericthegreat7805]

If Neil Breen directed Angels and Demons

[@markiangooley]

So not QUITE a Breen film, as Neil simply HAS to play the lead.

[@MentalLiberation]

Tries to be David Lynch, ends up doing things like my 5th grade teacher, Mrs. Lynch: failing to do her job right at every turn. Sheesh. Great reviews, guys

[@Dustemikkel_Rev]

Imagine sneaking into David Lynch's house at 03.00 a.m. Then violently shaking him awake, sticking a gun in his face, screaming "EXPLAIN EVERY MOVIE YOU EVER MADE IN 2 MINUTES!" I think that's how this movie was written.

[@MentalLiberation]

@@Dustemikkel_Rev yeah that was it, or they cornered him at a bar. Worser still, they read some unabridged book by a completely different author who's a super fan of David Lynch in the worst way possible. Like those unauthorized Nintendo players guides from the 80s. Yeesh

[@sirtalkalotdoolittle]

At least Ken didn't write a bunch of sex scenes for himself like the guy from Champagne and Bullets.

[@bakedspade]

Dear God those first 30 seconds make no bloody sense. Gonna be a good review. Love you Kyle and Brian. Keep going, you guys kill off hours of each month for me.

[@Dustemikkel_Rev]

I thought "Kinky Killers" was a cheap blu-ray remaster of some cheap schlock from the 80s based on the title. Not a movie from 2007.

[@langleymneely]

Chuck Durning!?! Oh no! Not you too?! 9 Emmy noms, 1 Oscar nom, hero in WW2, died on X-Mas Eve… last known for… 😳RIP you dear departed legend! lol

[@seid3366]

1:00:22 Kyle's expression pretty much sums up the newer episodes: The movies are that bad, my brain tries to go silent mode on how crazy they are

[@anikmonette2140]

I feel like they reviewed more insane movies but these are so confusing that I feel like I could watch them backward and still comprehend them as much.🤣

[@seid3366]

@@anikmonette2140 The movies discussed with the crazier plots kinda make me lose it halfway, because when they attempt to dissect the plot, it's like Mr. Bauman says: "I know these are English words, but in this order I don't know what they mean."

[@SoloDoloSpaceman]

Jack Bob looks like a combination of Al Gore and Gary Senise. Gary Gore, if you will.

[@AloisWeimar]

more like PolyCrap

[@tylerskiss]

You can totally tell from the music in the law office scenes that they are going for a David Lynch/Twin Peaks vibe 100%. Just watch the Cooper/Gordon//Albert/Jeffries scene in Fire Walk With Me and you will hear that exact type of hip jazz drumming. The random lines of dialogue are just like most of the secondary characters in that film as well. “You talking about that girl that got murdered!?”

[@cannibalbunnygirl]

Sadly they can have all the jazzy music they like but they also need a decent writer and director. RIP

[@cargo_vroom9729]

51:21 What the hell? Is The Predator in the apartment? What was that purring/growling noise?

[@freedomslunch]

27:10 Ephasus is the first of seven churches mentioned in revelation. I think they mean to collect the figurative seven churches for Satan.

[@MsDboyy]

Kyle’s face in the thumbnail for this video is a Good advertisement for this 😂 lmao please do (blood-massacre) next

[@themoviedealers]

Add DelVecchio to the Hall of Fame... Maisonette, that gangster dude, Jon DeHart, etc.

[@tinstrings6312]

Polycarp is the worst Fusion Dance Pokemon.

[@Tim_Raths]

Ken DelVechio is trying way too hard to be like David Lynch but failing at every level.

[@jturnbow71]

Based on your critique of the film, I'd say this film was written and directed (just not staring) Neal Breen. And minus the "tech".

[@CyberSpider35]

I believe Neal Breen is not THAT evil.

[@ericthegreat7805]

Its basically if Neil Breen directed the Da Vinci Code.

[@freedomslunch]

Just an FYI, Polycarp is an early church father. He is not mentioned in scripture.

[@markiangooley]

Missed it by a bit. Apparently a disciple of St. John.

[@QuietM4n]

Ken Del Vecchio looks like he gets booked to speak at CPAC

[@kaizerlith7070]

Wouldn't doubt it based on some of his other films. Like Life Zone and it's pseudo sequel(like how Karate Christmas is kind of a sequel to Jokers Wild) I'm blanking on the title of. Edit- Cries of the Unborn. But both are movies that say it should be ok to kidnap women to force them to give birth.

[@cannibalbunnygirl]

How ironic that Ken is a walking advertisement for why abortion should be legal

[@themoviedealers]

Kinky Killers is a terrible name for a devil cult apocalypse movie. The Devil Cult Killings? Resurrect The Devil? The Devil's Girlfriends?

[@troumer]

Some of this reeks of acting class exercises: Charles Durning with the grapefruit, Bible Cop and not-Trent Reznor in the van and the Control scene with the blonde shrink and Al Gore. Awful.

[@Blutteufel]

Some of this isn't just like David Lynch stuff-it's like what happens when Neil Breen forgets that he isn't David Lynch.

[@tereziamarkova2822]

Polycarp wasn't the first martyr and he wasn't in the Bible! The first Christian martyr was Saint Stephen! I am not surprised Ken Del Vecchio doesn't know that and doesn't care to get it right, but still.

[@CodeNameX001]

So I'm just looking up actors in this movie, and some of their stories are completely insane. I keep getting lost down rabbit holes now.

[@stanpapi5451]

Yay!! here we go.

[@hellothereangelface]

Got to watch it live !! Also I love the intro

[@MsDboyy]

Lol 😂💯✅

[@theleap2946]

Good lord…what is rattling around Ken Delvecchio’s head? I didn’t think we would go back to this crazy well so soon. If anything, he definitely wanted a David Lynch vibe, possibly Roman Polanski? (I say that due to the Chinatown poster prominently in the back). I’ll go with Polanski because it seems he has some skeletons in his closet and he definitely tries way too hard to reveal very little information. Plus the whole creation of Lucifer schtick reminds me of the Boys of Brazil, where they try to recreate Hitler. Yea, you heard that right.

[@anikmonette2140]

To me it's like Resurrection, where a loon tries to rebuild Jesus with body parts.

[@marekkawka2529]

holy shit, ken del vecchio is something else. his wiki page has a couple great summaries of his films presumably written by the man himself

[@IoEstasCedonta]

This is what The Wicker Man remake should have been.

[@Hoss_Delgado977]

Ayo can't tell forsure but y'all might want to Kyle-face the chest of the lady on the right at 33:15

[@bloodrunsclear]

This is written like all the scenes that aren't porn in a porn parody O_O

[@fatih.tavukcu]

Dude thought for a second that he was talking to dee reynolds xD

[@bethanyabridged]

There is a weird number of blonde women in this movie...

[@Pdotta1]

So literally dark.

[@PennyStrother]

Does this movie take over Billy Owen's in terms of incomprehensible-ness? hahaha

[@freedomslunch]

32:40 This is Revelation 11, describing what happens to the two witnesses. The beast, tho, I believe, is Abaddon, the angel of destroying, and not the beast from chapter 13.

[@rosskwolfe]

Cool Alaska shirt, Kyle!

[@FormerlyMatthewC]

Guys you HAVE to review Vampire’s Kiss! It’s gained cult notoriety for a reason, and it inspired American Psycho, but it is objectively terrible (but fucking hilarious). Oh and for something REALLY bad on that note, check out American Psycho 2. Yes, there’s a 2.

[@joncasso]

Your show is great but I’m just here you watch the forest lawn cemeteries ads that play.

[@freedomslunch]

34:54 So they made it explicit then....

[@robotrix]

Kyle has "no clue" who Charles Durning is??????????????? 😡😡😡

[@ericthegreat7805]

Ok i figured it out This movie is like if Neil Breen directed the Da Vinci Code.

[@Diesel0514]

Lol great thumbnail

[@anikmonette2140]

Another movie with a serial killer? Is it me or we, as the human species, will drown in these someday? PS: I bet some of these DVDs are in that big blob of plastic floating in the ocean, somewhere, so not that far off!

[@VanillaBizcotti]

Bang

[@AnikMonette]

When I saw Ken's face I knew he made that aweful prolife movie but I was too lazy to google it...😴 As if his character in this wasn't bad enough! 😱

[@blackmetalsilentmortuary7]

No. Bad bad. Even these guys couldn't make it watchable

[@graduator14]

Sex is the best therapy!

[@juliancavz8983]

Ironically the blonde woman who plays the therapist is actually a p*rnstar. lol

[@jamesd4223]

This movie seems decently shot(aside from the odd lighting choices) and acted but, the writing comes off as a mess. The Lynchian vibes kinda work but, they seem so sloppy.

[@Geferulf_TAS]

This movie literally made me physically I'll. Maybe it's the acid, but probably the movie being shitty.

[@davidtangen8189]

Watch jurassic shark 15 mins end credits and intro

[@RUSLANQoldoshev-nc9kz]

Bad

[@aaronstreitenberger6012]

Kyle with the Alaska shirt. Respect from this sourdough.

[@princesstamika]

WHAT.