Kirk Hammett telling "funny" jokes

[@halesentertainment2334]

I like how Kirk gave up and James was like...no...finish it.

[@annanoire4667]

I feel bad for him, he's so trying... and he is a cutie

[@angelurbina8158]

The D-tuned guitars joke actually made me chuckle.

[@Oscar-os3wk]

Yeah but it didn’t show the part where James said the same thing like 10 seconds earlier

[@tacituskilgore8859]

Lars looks totally confused about it.

[@VaerosTrash]

Honestly I only laughed looking at lars and james' confused faces.

[@catpineconekit3490]

i dont get it??

[@FutureBreed13]

​@@catpineconekit3490the joke is supposed to be about "detuned" guitars. They're tuned to D, get it? 😅

[@evakrissance]

ITS SO WHOLESOME HOW COULD YOU NOT LAUGH

[@capturedbyalyssa]

EXACTLY

[@carol8139]

Oh my god imagine what jokes he tells when he's drunk😟

[@trustyourmechanic177]

He’s actually so funny 😭

[@benroper4214]

'It's just me and you' made me laugh

[@Under_myvoodoo]

I love how James reacts to his jokes 😂 very brotherly

[@gringochucha]

Kirk and Rob are the only two dudes in Metallica I would actually like to hang out with.

[@coryleblanc]

surely all of them but Kirk the most

[@IdahoBrotherInChrist]

Naw Ron Mcgovney…lol jk

[@ПолинаМилаева-д4б]

@@IdahoBrotherInChrist ahhhhhh, poor guy...

[@footofthunder9763]

Cliff as well (if he was still here)

[@slumped9503]

kirk has been trying to make a good joke for the past 40 years

[@rachelbiggs1305]

I could watch Kirk Hammett and Duff McKagan tell jokes that don't land for hours. 🤣🤣🤣

[@Symphonyyofchaos]

Uhh yeahh duff

[@extremelycreativeusername3190]

1:13 i REALLY wish i could get the moose in the hospital joke😂💀

[@marco.eckstein]

Under another video with that snippet, someone explained that apparently Kirk considered James thinking there may be a cat on stage so random, that he tries to make a joke by coming back with a different random thing, the moose in the hospital.

[@sydneyjordan5088]

LMFAO

[@yaseminnies]

it makes me think of john mulaney’s horse in the hospital bit lmao

[@krogers8678]

The year that clip was filmed there was a video that the news kept playing where a moose wandered in the hospital. I think he was referencing that.

[@gulara992]

Oh, c'mon he's so cute

[@grac3576]

BROO KIRKS SO WHOLESOME MAN WHY DONT THEY JUST LAUGH ALONG 😭😭😭😭

[@killjoy6391]

“moosin” 😂😂

[@sidneyferrara3595]

kirk cracks me up. I love his jokes

[@featheryfemme]

I LOVE HIM AND I LOVE HIS JOKES I WOULD DIE FOR HIM TO TELL ME A JOKE OMG

[@aluminumtitaniumsulfate]

I think he's funny :(

[@VinCostanza]

0:23 the way Lars looks at james LOL

[@sydneyjordan5088]

oh no theres a moose in the hospital

[@deathvalley69sy]

I dont really get why people are like this, i laugh at everyones jokes no matter how funny or unfunny i think they are, i want the person to feel good and why have all this awkward silence when you could just laugh once and it'd all be fine, i dont know their situation but it seems like some of them have extremely fragile egos, they go out of their way to make it awkward for the other person, i hate people like that.

[@deathvalley69sy]

im probably thinking too far into this they have been around each other for like 40 years

[@marmota7615]

@@deathvalley69sy in another perspective, their behavior might make Kirk try to come up with better jokes

[@deathvalley69sy]

@@marmota7615 true but its also mean as hell, being mean to someone to change their personality is very manipulative and gross

[@kozagong]

Cringe

[@meowizzz]

I feel the same but maybe since they've been together for like 40 years I think they just used to each other behaviour

[@amandakohler8810]

I love James' a.d.d.! I saw them 20 years ago in N.J. and someone had a towel or something and kept flipping it around in the crowd and James kept staring at it. And he would laugh because he knew he couldn't help it.

[@lyric-ya]

He’s so funny I haven’t laughed this hard since um idk

[@debonaire_nerd]

This is why James Cordon is considered a "comedian"

[@izzyliz7846]

Poor kirk

[@TaylorJones-nc9go]

Hahaha he is so funny and hilarious Kirk 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@xname662]

Good jokes

[@Angela-kw1ny]

1:24 you can see the exact moment he was debating in his head whether he should say the joke or not

[@KikkelisKokkelis]

This is like watching Frasier

[@satiroglu44]

Some were actually funny tho

[@arcsonistp7106]

Id laugh at all his jokes

[@owenschwinn226]

Welp he tried his best

[@idiot_from_nowhere9272]

what if kirk is just trying to give of psycho vibes or smth

[@MOOK-gu2zk]

He sound like my dad Robert Kirk and James are literally me trying so hard sit there in silence

[@brothinkhejesse]

NO HE IS TRYING

[@brothinkhejesse]

SOTP TSTOP STOP HAHHAHA

[@TaylorJones-ds1lc]

Hahaha hilarious Kirk

[@Kirk_Hammett_Bit_Me]

00:54 I can relate. I mess up jokes, too! 1:04 Talk of putting ur soul into music is a joke? Yes & ironic, if you'd sold that soul to play that music for fame & glory. Lol.😉 😫

[@skyguy501st]

still the man...

[@FidgetMDCCLXIV]

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[@karlsmith6056]

hes so me

[@newripp666]

I think it would be a little bit funny if he used wah pedal while he telling his jokes

[@gachamoon1234]

Im the only one who laughs at these?

[@mariaelenanavarrete9317]

Wow 🌹

[@exterminateparasites3185]

ooof

[@tacituskilgore8859]

Kirk always tries to tell a joke for 40 years but no one gets that Lars has been the joke for more than 40 years.

[@kevingriffin8854]

Kirk is kinda cringe

[@footofthunder9763]

He’s a sweetheart

[@doccrowley3367]

YOURE cringe

[@Kirk_Hammett_Bit_Me]

No. He's too sweet, talented & hot: there's no room left for cringe♥️🤘🎸