Top 20 Worst Things Randy Marsh Has Done! (South Park Video Essay) (Top 10 List)

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[@sarahtelles1931]

What s interesting is Black fans of South Park actually liked the episode where Randy says the word, because of how it tackled discrimination

[@DaniiLuma]

I do like that episode a lot

[@Devilyyy]

Ngl one of the best episodes lmao

[@aemxo]

Yeah they handled it really well

[@bored588]

I mean, the moral of the story is you cant understand something that you arent effected by, its a good moral, there is also a hint of saying sorry doesnt fix things, so make decisions wisely.

[@kristianingman7141]

“They respected me for it”

[@Shift_Salt]

Diedrich Bader has also voiced batman in some things

[@Stormy_Fairweather]

if randy is such an idiot, why do his business ventures ALWAYS succeed?

[@hellatubbies882yt]

I love Randy and I’m an idiot so my logic says that his businesses do well because idiots support idiots lmao. Id buy weed from Tegridy

[@beyondborderfilms4352]

I feel like Randy's treatment and disregard of shelly and her happiness is what pisses me off the most cause unlike his other actions which are over the top,this feels too real to me. It's like Cartman when he ate the chicken skin and then left with Kenny beginning to cry. It's sad because it's not over the top and something a real life jerk like Cartman would do.Its even worse because Kenny is really poor and rarely ever gets food like that so that especially hurts.

[@SparklingWithNiGHTS-yv5fe]

Honestly,if Randy was Cartman's real father,I wouldn't be surprised at all.😂 Since they are both geniuses in business and insane stuff but slow/dumb in notion and maturity and they both have an immense criminal record.

[@itsamichanbitch]

But its Scott Tenormanns dad......😂

[@SparklingWithNiGHTS-yv5fe]

@@itsamichanbitch yeah i Know.

[@haydenmcqueenie8987]

I would find it funnier if Gerald Broflovski was Cartman's father, and funnier still if Cartman always knew and that's why he hated jews so much :P

[@HawkknightXC88]

If Stan's Mom divorce Stan's Dad than I could see Randy be Cartman's Dad.

[@Nyxedmisfit]

Unfortunately his dad is Scott tenormans dad. He killed his dad and fed him to his half brother.

[@beyondborderfilms4352]

I think when randy tries to gaslight her to rope her into his activities is what pisses me off the most. Cuz unlike Stan, Shelly is not shown to have any friends or do outside activities much,so when she does wanna do something it's obviously important to her. The only time I've seen her interact with a potential friend, was Larry (the blond kid with the life Jacket) and randy accidentally killed him but instead of apologizing and owning up to himself he gaslighted her as if that was her fault. Also you think with the money he's making as a weed farmer he could get Shelly better braces. But no he spends it on a Japanese toilet just to be smug,at least unlike Stan with the hybrid he didn't put blame on her when things went wrong.

[@AngiemeisterLMAO]

true

[@byronrush9802]

16:42 he only became obsessed with cooking the food from the food network because him and Sharon had not had sex in months, so he needed something to preoccupy his time since he had all that pent-up energy

[@alexvaughan1013]

Probably because in the same year, Randy mutilated his genitals to get weed!

[@jat9926]

18:57 I’m only just realizing now watching this video they had a stranger living in their minor sons room for a week in that episode Like what the fuck Randy?!

[@LucyGribble]

"Yeah stan, go upstairs and play with yourself" was and is always a hilarious joke 😂

[@starrsmith3810]

Kinda makes me wonder why Sharon has divorced Randy yet. Like he literally helped to gaslight her into not caring what happens to her kids.

[@KittyMonk]

There was an episode that explained it as deep down she does love Randy and “it’s better to stick with what you know.” Sharon and Randy strike me as that couple where when you and your siblings go away to college, they’ll get divorced or live separately.

[@humanwolf1984]

​@@KittyMonk hi Kitty I wish I could give money but if you were running a Blood drive blood is the one thing that I can afford to give freely kitty. 🩸

[@starrsmith3810]

@@KittyMonk Yeah probably.

[@Pixelchicc]

His brother is jimbo tho? We know the character. I think both things can be true for him and Sharon. They could be childhood sweethearts who reconnected during their hippie days

[@Sugarpeach44]

Brother in law so close

[@Ioonatic]

for anyone wondering; dwi and dui mean practically the same thing, their precise definition depends on the state. in Colorado, they are levels. level one is dui, level two is dwi/dwai. the difference relies on the the BAC level of the offender

[@titangirl161]

Just wanted to add- DUI- driving under (the) influence DWI- driving while intoxicated

[@skeletonbuyingpealts7134]

What does the A stand for

[@titangirl161]

@@skeletonbuyingpealts7134 the A and I go together for that last one- Ability Impaired

[@skeletonbuyingpealts7134]

@@titangirl161 thank you

[@theanimeunderworld8338]

I know a lot of people don't like Tegridy Randy but I think it's just how he acts when he's in "business mode" we've seen this side of him before with Blockbuster Randy with a weed farm is fine, it's how he manages it with his family that's bad

[@DefileOdds]

Oh I didn't realize that episode was about gaslighting, I thought they were trying to say that in America terror attacks at school literally happen everyday and nothing is ever done so just give up and accept it. This is why I refuse to have children, it's extremely inconsiderate, selfish and inappropriate at this time.

[@Pyraticalpunk]

I think that's what they were going for, but for us as an audience it can be seen as gaslighting

[@Puwitt]

Prolly both

[@_Tzer]

@@Puwitt knowing south park thats likely.

[@polocatfan]

Nah it was very clearly trying to paint everyone except Sharon as in the wrong.

[@computernerd1101]

"Nothing could have been done to prevent this" says the only country where it happens on a regular basis.

[@camdenmaclaren]

"Got into DeviantArt before it was a thing". I assure you the DeviantArt was a hanky panky "thing" LONG before Tumblr or even Facebook lol

[@alexvaughan1013]

It was a humble dumping ground for all your Naruto/Sasuke yaoi!

[@tsubakiofmelancholy6297]

@@alexvaughan1013 Ah yes...the good ole days.

[@BBMacsWorld]

I actually feel bad for Sharon. She's probably the most normal person in South Park and the fact Randy and all the towns folk gaslight her like that over something like that is...yeah...

[@Pepe_Le_Pew-qv4pn]

I would say the worst thing Randy ever did was blow"ghost ectoplasm"everywhere after seeing a ton of P👙rn in Over Logging (S12E6).

[@alexvaughan1013]

Some poor unfortunate soul had to clean all that...goo up!

[@96Assassine]

Kitty, you shouldn't compare your and Cartmans weight. -He's way heavier.- I mean big boned

[@marveldcextinctionwrestler7773]

Next we need Top 10 Worst Things Katherine has done (Kitty’s Boss)

[@gerardgarcia8501]

you know that scene from the butt out episode where he said to stan “i don’t have a son” or something out of anger that he’s smoking with his friends and burned the entire school, did he took that quote literally by doing those things in that list over the course of the series after that episode, if so, that’s fucked up

[@kellywaters643]

I'm fairly certain jimbo is sharon's half brother. randy wasn't asleep for 3 weeks. halloween to 11/3 is like...not 3 weeks. I think bombing the couple growing their own weed is the worst he's done. there's also the time he got the town high on cocaine, andrew tate party, all holiday specials with the weed farm, killing pooh, causing the coronavirus because he fucked a pangolin, the car derby, and pretty much recent seasons anyway, my litmus test with him is, how many people does he adversely affect? fingerbang and sarcastiball are pretty tame. I really hate what they did to randy. I loved him as a side character. I hate tegridy farms randy.

[@SilverScribe85]

Randy started out as an...okay character but once he got that f-ing farm, I hated him worse than Joffrey Baratheon/Lannister

[@rebal180]

I feel like the future me episode missed an opportunity to bring back the old Scifi element of South Park. The guy could have really been Stan from the future. They did show future Cartman but, that was at the very end. Those episodes were fun though. Like the Mecha Streisand one or Goo backs. Or even Crab People. They just don't do stuff like that very often anymore. The visitors canonically can't do cameo's anymore because the entire planet of Earth has a giant force field around it. Which is ironically Randy's fault.

[@MaddysinLeigh]

Former lunch lady here. We had a menu of what we had to make everyday but we also had left overs from the day before and pizza, chicken patties, and burgers were an option everyday. I also worked at a school that tried to be fancy and we had a sub/wrap/salad bar where we made the students whatever they wanted. Sodas and desserts costed extra and once in awhile corporate sent a food truck in.

[@theanimeunderworld8338]

Can we get an episode where Randy and Cartman team up and they do the craziest, batshit thing ever?

[@byronrush9802]

We already had two of those in the tiger woods episode and the civil war reenactment episode, but I get what you're saying that two episodes isn't enough we need more of Cartman and Randy together

[@peteryanes3413]

They did more then once many times

[@chancedream1583]

@@peteryanes3413 I think they're talking them individually as a duo because there were only one episode which was TMI that had both of them team up on some crazy scheme

[@byronrush9802]

@@chancedream1583 AKA The tiger woods episode and the civil war reenactment episode those are the only two I can remember

[@changvasejarik62]

Weren’t they also the two big goods of stick of truth?

[@byronrush9802]

10:29 if you didn't know Big Time Rush is still a thing they're touring right now, they've still been making albums new generation is feeling the rush now, they got knocked out of the running because of One direction but they didn't quit they kept practicing a couple of years ago they started going back on tour they also introduced new songs from the latest albums, they have a KZbin channel if anybody wants to feel the rush of new music from them

[@blueraccoon1088]

Hey, Kitty, just heard the 4.8 earthquake. you doing good on your end?

[@The_Griffins_99]

Initiating the pandemic was thoroughly reprehensible. Jeopardising the lives of both the global population and predominately his son’s life subsequently.

[@danhguitardemos]

bit of a fun side story about sarcastaball's opening, back in my marching band days, kickoffs kinda were the most dangerous plays... the band was places RIGHT BEHIND the goalpost and we over the course of the two years I was there spent $5000 in instrument repairs excluding the new tube we had to buy once lol. (edit forgot a word)

[@_Tzer]

randy blamed global manbearpig.

[@katlicks]

The baseball episode is my absolute favorite, everything lines up perfectly, the kids, the parents, the light but present social commentary, the jokes, the pay off, 10/10 episode, and Randy selfishly making it all about himself and his own "League" of challengers like it's Punch Out is just perfect.

[@LoveBlackJesus]

Randy would easily get Death or endless life without parole or bail in max prison

[@byronrush9802]

19:14 I can answer that one for you kitty as I did volunteer work in a elementary school cafeteria for work experience , the menu for the week is determined by the head chef depending on what has been delivered for the week beverages will usually be regular milk or chocolate on rare occasions strawberry, the menu of will be cooked for the day is usually printed out for the whole week but that can change at any time

[@bxnvrr763]

The $10 ice cream reminded me of Creamistry - an ice cream shop that literally charged $10+ for ice cream 😅

[@Longshanks1690]

#JusticeForThemBritches

[@lazyyoshi3600]

The goth kids age vary from 5-11 the tall one is a 5th grader, heneretta and pete are 4th graders and finkle is a kindergartner

[@humanwolf1984]

I wonder if Gordon Ramsay watch the food network episode. 😉

[@peteryanes3413]

I bet he did

[@BugsyFoga]

Randy really just has over an hour a terrible stuff he’s done 😂

[@AwesomeLaggy]

Randy peeing in a bottle and having Stan hold the wheel was indeed based off of Trey’s childhood,when he was a kid,his dad actually did that!

[@seeleunit2000]

So his dad was a Randy ? Man that sucks.

[@princessmarlena1359]

Damn, missed it. Randy is an idiot,but he’s still better than Cartman’s da-oh, wait.

[@minhhoangang2278]

Anyone think Randy is another version of Peter Griffin?

[@LawWonderTV9]

That's strange. Given the fact that neither Trey Parker nor Matt Stone like Family Guy.

[@Babyoso0]

No no one thinks that just you

[@chrisdonovan9872]

Difference is peter a idiot randy is ignorant slight difference

[@sash9868]

Nah he's way funnier

[@samsnellman3789]

DONT YOU EVER COMPARE ME TO FAMILY GUY -Eric Cartman

[@devondowell2615]

Dang took you long enough. The only video I saw that was like this was when he lied about cheating at a woodbox car event lol 😂

[@alexvaughan1013]

In the South Park universe, the "pan" in "pandemic" could refer to the involvement of a "pangolin"! They had a pan flute pandemic before, so it is plausible.

[@ZRtheHedgehog77]

Cartman: "Kyle has his secret joo cave to pay that debt."

[@chad9186]

Kitty, I bet you feel like Wendy in the racist flag episode. Your so surprised that you had something in common with Cartman

[@computernerd1101]

51:52 How much money did Whole Foods spend on that "shame on you" machine? That right there is money that could have been donated to hungry kids instead of shifting the blame onto the customer.

[@MaxiemumKarnage]

31:39 KITTY I KNOW YOUR PAIN, I am the oldest grandchild of a massive Italian family and my youngest cousins are 12 while I'm 25....

[@teenkitsune]

There's no way that episode of Jimmy Neutron was inspired by The Day After Tomorrow, that was a season 1 episode that cane out in 2002, The Day After Tomorrow didn't come out until, like, 2004/2005.

[@quiethere45]

what episode?

[@skootergirl22]

Hmm, Kitty is mentioning her condition quite a lot. I think we all know you have problems with menstruation, I do also have heavy periods, but I don't have any condition to make it worse. I got tested for PCOS, but luckily, I just have anaemia, I do feel for your pain but maybe tone it down

[@sereously]

It's been in every video she makes .just watch her vids

[@amitamaru]

DWI means "Driving While Intoxicated". DUI means "Driving Under the Influence". DWI is exclusive to alcohol while DUI can refer to other substances. Alternatively, they denote the severity of impairment. Like DWI means you're more wasted than DUI.

[@benjaminguzman8645]

1:06:34 What are you talking about? He does apologize. You just showed him apologize to Jesse Jackson. Also he didn’t play the victim he was a victim because as you shown everyone was harassing and bullying him even though it was obviously a mistake and he wasn’t racist.

[@seeleunit2000]

... He shouldn't have apologize to Reverend Jesse Jackson because Jesse Jackson is not the emperor of black people. He should have apologized in general for saying the word and being stupid. And the fact that you want to pretend to justify this shit just says that you are a closet racist

[@Charlie_Probably]

wait, april again? it's been... a year already? Shit....

[@GenieVillain26]

My eyes widened when you said "voiced by Stolas's", thinking Bryce Pinkham voiced in the China episode. But when the word original voice actor came up, I didn't care anymore. Nothing against Brock, but I hate his version of Stolas. Bryce reigns supreme.

[@rentacop7038]

Uh being in the ghetto has nothing to do with race but ok

[@deawinter]

To be fair to Randy japanese toilets are a different breed, and if you’re a person who has periods I honestly think they’re a necessity. but mostly I think Trey wanted an excuse to speak silly Japanese

[@rogueprince1341]

Hey Kitty, did you play Snow Day yet? And if you have, what did you think about it?

[@ericwisniewski2636]

“Besides our weight” is crazy 😭😭😭

[@zachdrasher128]

Im a man and i know nothing so dont judge me. Is that not just a regular period? My ex didnt have that and her period did all that

[@KittyMonk]

Normal pms starts two weeks before, pmdd starts three weeks. Also the symptoms are way more intense especially the physical symptoms

[@humanwolf1984]

It's okay I am learning a lot of New stuff. 😇

[@humanwolf1984]

​@@KittyMonk thank you for the educational experience Teacher Kitty Monk. 😇

[@spacedhound4383]

Your voice is on the level of sirens. I literally Love hearing your voice

[@csmead209]

As a long time Magic: the Gathering fan I can tell you that chickens are not capable of playing the game, at least, not normally. And Kenny was clearly using proxies instead of real cards because the cheapest good decks cost over $50.

[@nosamladna902]

DUI is usually driving under influence of drugs (or mix of drugs and alcohol). DWI driving while intoxicated (strictly alcohol)

[@TkeMedia]

'Imagine having to walk across a bridge because all of the streets are blocked off' - the most American complaint ever 🤣

[@Alex-k4c3v]

Hey next year can you do an autism charity thing. This is the month of autism as well and I'd like to feel represented. Alot of us have trouble getting jobs because of societal assumptions of us so it would be greatly needed. To always you're the best and you as well got this

[@ryancasey9763]

the winnie the phoo china isnt inst as bad as it seems, Its just china has a WHITE list, not a black list (basicly it means everything is banned until not banned) and they let movies in that meet their standers and are in their slots, alot of movies are viving for that place and its just bad lluck winnie never got there. by it being un-banned. just means a winnie the phoe movie was white listed and allowed to screen. why the president is aware of the meme, he doesn't seem to care

[@TheMeatballMan420]

It was me! I broke the dam!

[@kingofnonation5843]

Shelly is fucked up she literally poisoned him xD if ya dont like pot dont smoke pot, i dont like cigarettes but im not gonna poison someone's pack

[@peteryanes3413]

The baseball ⚾️ one is making fun of a old movie that take place in 70's back then kidd boys did love playing it I ask ppl who grew up then they say that what all boys did back then

[@inthedark334]

Yeah you saying that white people can't be in ghettos is kind of disturbing to me as someone who studied world history ghettos have been places that everyone doesn't matter if you're white black purple green orange have been in in Russia they had ghettos in China they had ghettos in Europe they had to get those you probably don't even know that the term slave means white slave that's where it comes from it literally comes from the Slavic tongue meaning white slave. So I think you should do research on actual ghettos in world history because blacks aren't the only ones who've been in ghettos to be perfectly honest blacks have only been in ghettos for roughly 300 years in certain areas of the world but Europeans have been in ghettos throughout world history for literally thousands of years please before making assertions do some research

[@NickNui]

I've only ever seen a few episodes of South Park, so that part about Randy doing "magic" in front of children genuinely caught me off guard.

[@MegumiMary]

Never forget that Randy caused [name of the mountain in the final level from Super Mario Sunshine]virus The whole [Pan-Flute Epidemic] was his fault

[@rileyanthony]

And Randy stuff I will never get border of

[@raovchaos5463]

Excuse me are you implying he would lie about spooky ghosts? Who would do such a thing?

[@Firmth]

This reminded me that it was their takes on medical weed/weed in general and their ridiculously ignorant take on the financial crisis that caused me to check out on the show for a while

[@TheHeavyshadow]

Yeah, for a show living by smug satire they miss the mark on quite a lot of stuff.

[@FrancisR420]

They still play food network at old people homes and the DMV, It's mostly MasterChef Junior

[@stxnflwr]

Words cannot express how much I despise him

[@sereously]

this channel is the personification of a gassed up 5/10 woman

[@KIDROZIVA]

Im surprised you didnt do this lost sooner

[@animationunlimited2958]

No, the Jimmy Neutron episode came out before The Day After the Day Tomorrow.

[@bsanchez3563]

Crene Fraiche.

[@peteryanes3413]

Wrong my family even the kids n when i was a kid always wanted food like how he was making

[@blackheartpopculture]

Sarcastaball is one of the episode of South Park I hate. Though more to the butters story part.

[@too_online.3441]

creme fraiche!

[@dmastran]

hey kitty. Nov 3rd is 3 days from Halloween not 3 weeks

[@computernerd1101]

45:50 I wondered that too, but then I realized that when the pitcher aims for a bunt, the slightest miscalculation will result in a strike. Similarly, when the batter aims for an outfielder's glove, the slightest miscalculation can result in a home run. Denver probably spent the entire season perfecting their target practice.

[@morpheusbutasasquirtle4431]

After a year with my girlfriend, ive begun to "feel" when its her time of the month. Which is good cause then i can get the candy and snacks she likes either the day before or the day of and it makes her so happy.

[@tinyman1144]

What a weird channel, but yknow what, I'm here for it.

[@Pixelchicc]

I love southpark and how they show us stereotypes. I love Randy's 'everyman' character. Where he's the butt of so many jokes and he's so dumb but he's still meant to be the guy that adult cis men love relating to

[@Darkfiretiger]

Yea I also don't get the sports ball...go team get the score points!

[@foolishsqueefly]

Dietrich Bader is Oswald from the drew carey show. He's also actually batman in brave and the bold.

[@grapeshot]

I remember that rap song from the movie CB4. Sweat from my🏀🏀

[@peteryanes3413]

Mtg u don't then try yugioh it way better n more fun and it different

[@BlitzDemonGamer3032]

Randy is hilarious and pretty much the most relatable character within South Park

[@TismSystem]

HADESTOWN REFERENCE! I AM NOW YOUR BIGGEST FAN!!

[@namecomingsoon9517]

The kick off is when one player holds the ball on the ground and the kicker runs up and kicks it trying to get the ball through the goal post

[@nanopanda]

New essay: which sp kid will get high blood pressure by their teens?

[@skootergirl22]

Cartman of cause

[@burymeinjhenny918]

Tweek

[@ztyran]

3:16 You must've forgotten "Big Gay Al's Boat Ride" where Stan is the star of the team.

[@CyberdarkHellKaiser]

Randy did apologize that's why he had to kiss ass

[@tpinkstaff402]

I thought jimbo was Sharon's brother

[@tgradish4029]

Halloween to November 3rd = 3 weeks??

[@Sly88Frye]

54:23 I didn't realize it at the time because I wasn't aware of the Spider-Man play until many years later, but I believe that scene was also there to make fun of how bad the Spider-Man play was. I mean Randy dressing up as Spider-Man is kind of random after all although I guess in theory it makes sense considering what he was trying to do. There is one flaw with the Broadway brodown episode and it's an incredibly obvious glaring flaw that I really feel like Trey and Matt would know. Elton John is gay so why would he be part of the BJ subtext that the other playwrights be pushing? I mean maybe he might push it with other men but like the thing is he's with the other guys who are pushing it with women So what's with that? Another thing that my mom pointed out and I mean she could possibly be wrong but I mean she has a lot of knowledge about a lot of things and she's definitely watched plays and stuff like that and musicals, but she pointed out that the guy who was having the bro down with Randy saying that he made West side story, supposedly South Park may have gotten that wrong and this wasn't the guy who wrote West Side story

[@MrSupersmash93]

Who is truly worst, randy Marsh or Peter Griffin

[@Pyraticalpunk]

Imo, randy Marsh is a decent guy who can get caught up in things, and yes, can be an asshole. Peters just an asshole.

[@HawkknightXC88]

Peter Griffin most likely.