Top 15 Worst Things Eric Cartman Has Done (South Park Video Essay) (Top 10 List)

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[@anoisano275]

Cartman pretending to be disabled and then getting thrashed in the special olympics was probably South Park's best display of disabled people without mocking them. I loved it lol

[@alexvaughan1013]

It mocks the idiot pretending to be disabled.

[@Jean-Denis_R_R_Loret]

Cartman, basically when cheating on every aspect, and still manage to end last. I must say it, it was one of the best episodes 😂

[@devidaestra157]

i dont think jimmy and timmy has ever been mocked in any episode they were in tho?

[@lemonmarie2161]

@@devidaestra157Jimmy and Timmy aren’t the only disabled people on the show. The disabled extras in the background count and they’re sometimes mocked.

[@undeadprincess5726]

​@@lemonmarie2161especially Scott malkinson

[@alexvaughan1013]

Cartman's extravagant birthday parties get a similar follow-up in You're Getting Old. At Stan's birthday, his mom gets him a present for every present Stan gets. That would easily cover the cost of an iPad. I'm surprised they didn't blow all their money and end up in a hotdog years ago!

[@lukespillman1313]

I know. Funny, right?

[@princessmarlena1359]

Right? 🌭

[@alexvaughan1013]

Liane probably had lots of money from all the hotdogs though, if you know what I mean.

[@kirabarnes657]

fun fact courtesy of calvin and hobbes: epitome is pronounced e-pit-o-me. not sure why tho

[@sandy_shark]

49:30 *gasp* I visit Myrtle Beach every summer and been to the Margaritaville before. It’s awesome!

[@lemonbars1576]

I felt so bad when Kenny started crying my heart broke

[@AwesomeLaggy]

According to the wiki,It’s possible cartman’s hatred for ginger kids is because of Scott tenorman!

[@monicadepaul6223]

Fun fact: Matt and Trey didn't know that Mega Man was already an existing video game series until fans pointed it out to them, hence why the kids never reference Mega Man anymore.

[@Bolbi145]

That’s weird, normally they reference anything they want

[@jetfan925]

@@Bolbi145 well, they don't wanna get sued by a Japanese conglomerate.

[@Bolbi145]

@@jetfan925 have you seen Imagination land? They had all kinds of Japanese characters, including Akuma from street fighter, Astro Boy, Totoro, and even Link. Granted, Imagination Land is from later in the series when they beefed up their lawyer power.

[@dangeroustheannoying3618]

Tbh I was so confused when Kitty was talking about Mega-Man I was like "Isn't he the blue dude who has a gun for a hand?"

[@xB1GW1GGLYx]

This seems made up

[@Warrior-Of-Virtue]

Narrowing it down to fifteen must have been a Herculean task.

[@kohlyis6177]

I don't know, I think his treatment of Heidi should've gotten some sort of placement from all the gaslighting, mental abuse, victimizing, literally trying to get her killed, etc.

[@senpai9455]

for real lying to her about being vegan and ruining her diet causing her to gain as much weight as him under false pretenses. The entire relationship should be on this list.

[@starrsmith3810]

That in of itself was so deserving of its own video, it literally happened.

[@PositiveOnly-dm3rx]

What? If she was a good person then 1. Why did she fall for cartman 2. Why did she act just like cartman right away? She deserved cartman just as much as cartman deserved her. Nice sexism tho. You guys don't have a double standard at all... really... that's not sarcasm... Am I laying it on thick enough for your tiny brains?

[@dizzirablackrose]

I fully agree! I'm shocked this wasn't on the list at all

[@SplashSurfer216]

What’s funny is that in Pinkeye, Principal Victoria offered to make Cartman a new “much more appropriate” costume like a bedsheet ghost, but either out of ignorance, secretly being racist herself, or a complete lack of costuming skills, she ended up making him look like a Klansman!

[@minnie3434]

i just feel the need to point out about the HIV episode. The reason why Kyle is laughing so hard is because Cartman for many episodes has been making fun of Kyle telling him he has aids, wishing he had aids, etc etc.

So he laughed at the irony of it all.

[@minnie3434]

@ Basically

[@alorapendrak9752]

I find it hypocritical everyone gets defensive over Kyle being mean to Cartmen on rare occasions. Since Cartmen is abusive to Kyle almost every episode. Even matt and tray lampshaded it with Kyles " I feel like we're all going out with Cartmen line" during Hedi and Eric's abusive relationship.

[@minnie3434]

@@alorapendrak9752 Right!? After all the shit Kyle has to put up with him being mean back to Cartman once or twice is somehow terrible. this is one of the reason Cartman gets away with so much. Anytime someone does something back they're automatically the bad guy.

[@jackdawjohnson7436]

Fatcamps are kinda problematic, they have a history of being underqualified and endangering their kids, leading to a number of injuries and even deaths. You need to really look into the place and if you are sending your kid, its very unlikely they will do well if they dont want to be there, and it can be very traumatic for some to be forced to go.

[@princessmarlena1359]

And they are ineffective. It takes on average six months to see a significant amount of weight loss. Supposedly they can start good diet and exercise habits, but not always.

[@Squirreltasticqueen]

Yeah like, completely removing yourself from your regular life won't help you learn to have a better relationship with food. Making foods "off limits" gives that food too much power over you.

[@the1magageneral323]

Not really and the word 'problematic' means nothing.

[@alexvaughan1013]

Fat camps seem like somewhere to dump your kids when you can't be arsed to make healthy lifestyle choices.

[@ImTakingYouToFlavorTown]

​@@the1magageneral323 I'd recommend the video from Kiana Docherty about fat camps. They can work when the kid actually wants it to work because they teach them how to make better choices, but if the kid doesn't want to be there then it is a waste of time and money and would only be a terrible memory for them.

[@daisyjoy242]

The fact the cartman hasn’t gone to prison yet is surprising

[@jakealter5504]

He has actually

​@@jakealter5504I was about to say.

[@sherriejohnson7984]

Cartman's silly little hate crime 2000

[@daisyjoy242]

@@jakealter5504he has what episode was it. Also have you seen how long his crime record is

[@panickedshears]

@@daisyjoy242it’s called ‘Cartmans silly little hate crime’

[@icomeandgobybubble87]

I think the KFC incident was the only time he made Kenny cry, and I actually felt bad for Kenny.

[@TheSuperCasual2914]

The 3 hour special event where Kitty puts Cartman’s feet to the fire!

[@bsanchez3563]

Noiice

[@rebal180]

It was stated in the HIV episode that Cartman often wishes that Kyle would get aids. Which is shown on screen in previous episodes. So it is ironic for him to get it. Kyle had every right to laugh because wishing it on someone is just as bad as if you gave it to them.

[@TheChosenOne0420]

AIDS for everyone

[@ronalddd1]

Cartman didn’t eat all the chicken just the skin so Kenny didn’t starve , he’s just extremely sad because the skin is the best part

[@bsanchez3563]

Assuming he has ever had the chance to experience kfc food...

[@UFDFNaruto]

And this is back when KFC was actually still good, the skin really was the best part. now its just a greasy mess that makes you feel sick afterwards

[@bsanchez3563]

@@UFDFNaruto oh wait it used to be distinct? fr just because ive mostly iirc well no msybe I did bither to eat some of there cicken, though mostly I feel I recall eating the biscuits an maybe some fries though I did have a diet pepsi or a dr pepper or whichever they had either one but yeah lol I can not recall but yeah just knew that it was a running meme was him eating every bit of skin an leaving the rest and only after he had licked it all an everything lmao like.. just evil stuff- sowy trynna not cough on laugjter as I come up with this to be fair though that is kind of humorous although only because it is what EC would do.. being well EC.

[@emotrashgarbage2276]

Plus he probably never gets KFC

[@bsanchez3563]

@@emotrashgarbage2276 or he never got to have the specific flavour of which they had.. lol sorry I forget wether there is more than just "spicy or not spicy" lmao... is that supposed to seem evil to somehow laugh at that.. mehself not the situation hehe

[@Conradd23]

As someone who has volunteered for Special Olympics my whole life, Jimmy and Timmy definitely qualify. I believe they both have cerebral palsy based on their design and behavior.

[@nuclearcatbaby1131]

Jimmy doesn’t seem mentally disabled in any way though.

[@SplashSurfer216]

@@nuclearcatbaby1131aside from having a speech impediment.

[@nuclearcatbaby1131]

@@SplashSurfer216 Yeah plus I don’t see why people need their own Olympics just for having a purely mental disability. Is it due to not having the executive functioning required to train to the same degree? I’m technically eligible just for being autistic but I’m a high-functioning autistic who would probably train harder than most neurotypicals if I set my mind to a sport. Although I suspect that autism comes with very subtle physical impairments. So maybe it’s a matter of neurological issues that affect coordination. Paralympics is more for people with more severe physical impairments such as missing limbs. Still it doesn’t seem fair that people with defective thalidomide limbs are competing with amputees because one at least has limbs even if they are defective ones. Maybe whatever system they use can also be used for a “Gender Olympics” for transgender/non-binary/intersex/detransitioned people because you know post-puberty trans women for example are too strong to compete with cis women yet too weak to compete with cis men and post-puberty trans men are also too weak to compete with cis men but they might not be an even match with post-puberty trans women either...

[@AoiUsagiOtoko]

iirc the creators said one (or both?) of them is autistic too! debatable on how canon that actually is but it made me smile. finally good representation

[@nuclearcatbaby1131]

@@AoiUsagiOtoko Jimmy seems high functioning autistic to me. Timmy might be lower functioning nonverbal autistic.

[@Official_RetroMania]

Number 1: eating all the KFC skin and leaving just the meat for his friends!

[@RemixedVoice]

If I ran the world, the punishment would be life

[@Official_RetroMania]

@@RemixedVoice There is no appropriate punishment for such a crime!

[@Aurum4137]

For that crime he is forced to spend 24 hours in team fortress 2 casual

[@baddecisions4380]

It gets worse when you realize that chicken was probably the only non school food Kenny gets to eat for the foreseeable future considering his family only eats eggos

[@xtanagaming1017]

**muffled sobbing**

[@princessmarlena1359]

“Ants in the Pants” is a real game, it’s a tiddly winks based game. Kyle was right, it is very fun, I used to play it with my nieces and my nephews.

[@skeletonbuyingpealts7134]

Matt and Trey apparently despise it

[@Hack_Man_VII]

Number 1 Not sacrificing himself by eating the cupcake with sprinkles. Side note- Eric doesn't deserve Mega Man!

[@paul329869]

Wow, all because of Count Dracula and Rob Reiner.

[@AH-is5yg]

After all the terrible acts Cartman did, his mom is still a bad parent and the adults in South Park are useless. At least at the end when he becomes an adult, he is homeless and alone because he never change his ways.

[@justinbradley4083]

Cthulu being number 5 killed me. I just couldn't think of what could be worse than him trying to end the world

[@alexvaughan1013]

Trying to end the world, then crying about his step-sister finding another man.

[@tmlforsyth]

I can understand why you might think the US had a larger Jewish population, especially being in the shadow of NYC. Growing up in New Orleans, I can forget just how small the percentage of non-Latino African American Catholics actually are in the US.

[@ImTakingYouToFlavorTown]

Here in rural Ohio I can't say that I've seen more than a handful of Asian people around outside of Asian restaurants.

[@mosesmm5473]

Part of me thinks that the reason Cartman hates so many groups is because he on some level, recognizes that members of those groups he knows are better then him. Tolkien is in a functional, happy relationship with Nicole and comes from a much wealthier family. Kenny is poorer then him, but is still a much better human being who truly cares for his family and younger sister. Kyle comes from a two parent household and is generally smarter and more well liked them him. I wouldn't be surprised the reason he hates gingers is because he knows one in school with much better grades them him as while capable of some messed up plots, Cartman is generally an idiot who most likely has some of the lowest grades in the entire 4th grade.

[@nickmumpfield5319]

He's actually very intelligent as many episodes that shows it he could be even smarter than Albert Einstein if he applied his intelligence to his school work and used it for good he would be the most intelligent person in the world

[@loneronin6813]

Tale as old as time, Pseudo as can be, Barely really friends, That's where the story ends, Butters and the Beast.

[@thebluepikmim]

This channel is so underrated. I am always so happy when I see you post a new video

[@bsanchez3563]

Ikr exactly too true

[@monkiking778]

You know its bad when you cant even narrow it down to 10

[@justchilling9886]

Honestly cartman could take over the world if he wanted to

[@bsanchez3563]

*Cringes* That is a disturbing concept but sadly it is probable easy to see not being sarcastic, How that is quite probable.

[@princessmarlena1359]

He could become the next “Larry Fink” of Blackrock.

[@bsanchez3563]

@@princessmarlena1359 hehe or the "Eric Almighty" if they had a spinoff show or even a movie lol

[@founboy78]

In my headcannon, that's the alternative ending to the post covid special.

[@bsanchez3563]

@@founboy78 noiice

[@jacklgg5199]

This could easily be a top 1000 😂😂😂

[@founboy78]

To be fair, the whole ginger kids incident was Kyle and the boys' fault. It was just the butterfly effect. And they could've stopped it sooner, but they didn't.

[@lukespillman1313]

Agree. I get they were trying to teach Cartman a lesson, but all of the stuff that happened later on could've been prevented, had Kyle and the boys stopped it sooner.

[@Brotherofthe4thCompany]

Moral of the story, Kyle sucks!

[@mrcroob8563]

Epitome is pronounced uh·pi·tuh·me

[@shawnadamsii1407]

Well done video. I even wound up pulling the trigger and subscribed to you. One question: do you think you’d find enough to make a Wendy Testaburger video?

[@JediMaster362]

"Your tears are so yummy and sweet!"

[@princessmarlena1359]

“Ebbebe-ebbebe-ebbebe, ebbe-That’s All, Folks!”

[@devinweathers7520]

Kyle: holy crap dude Lennel: note to self stay the fuck away From Cartman permanently

[@wyoboy01]

Here's a potential idea for a new video. What happened to the South Park mayor? She was prominent early seasons and has all but disappeared.

[@lewisgoddard8888]

I'd guess it was more so that the writers could focus more on current political satire, so they replaced the mayor's place in the show with Garrison as president

[@justinlynch3]

KFC used to be great but now eh. We have a place called Mary Browns up here in Canada, way better chicken fast food joint then KFC. Big Mary has a thicker piece of chicken then KFC Zinger, their spicy version is spicier then KFC, food in general tastes better then KFC. It's just better in every way.

[@ImTakingYouToFlavorTown]

I've only had KFC a few times in my life, so I can't say that I know what it might've been, but I've always been disappointed by it. Homemade fried chicken for the win.

[@justinlynch3]

@@ImTakingYouToFlavorTown I have one of mom & pop type places locally as well, a place called Country Delight. But when talking about a chain I like to compare it to other chains rather than a local takeout place. But yeah those small more homemade style places are great.

[@muichirotokito6417]

I think he is more evil than satan (litterally)

[@Hijiri_MIRACHION]

Isn't the South Park depiction of Satan quite toned down compared to most media? It would especially be true in-universe in that case.

[@alexvaughan1013]

After Cartman got Kyle's family detained by ICE, he deserved to end up homeless while Kyle steals Yentl!

[@Xx_Obsidian_Tears_xX]

when you get your tonsils removed, you can talk, its just SUPER painful. and all the ice cream i was able to eat was the plus side (my dad was a health nut so it was a rarity)

[@nativewarmask9861]

The Paralympics are actually in equivalent set of games to the regular Olympics, the only difference is that the athletes do have physical disabilities, but the level of competition is just as high, in fact, I knew a woman on the Paralympic swimming team, who didn't make the Olympic team by half a second in her time, the Special Olympics are more I don't want to say less competitive, but you don't expect the same level of competition. The rigor of getting onto teams isn't as high and I do believe the Special Olympics does primarily pertain to children. Where is the Paralympics again are parallel to the standard Olympics even down to being in the same location as the standard Olympics every four years. And in the Paralympics, you will find certain sports that are tailored specifically for those of us that have disabilities, such as goal ball for the blind, a specialized sport created for blind athletes, after the second world war, wheelchair, rugby, and other sports of that nature.

[@macinnes800ad]

I wouldn't mind watching a Cartman and Friends where Cthulhu (pronounced Kuth Ul Hu) adopt a Shoggoth. If you wanna start I'd recommend The Festival, the Nameless City or The Call of Cthulhu (where that city comes from that's mentioned in the episode). When you do read, if something seems racist, it probably is because HP Lovecraft was a massive xenophobe of anything not proper, middle or upper class, and English

[@bazinga_baz_inga_bazinga]

great video, love your south park video essays!

[@Rainok]

Out of curiosity, did you say epitome wrong on purpose?

[@the1magageneral323]

Cartman is funny. Some of Eric's bad moments has some good to them. I think that Kyle ruined everything in the koof special and Cartman's future.

[@paulwells8457]

Thank you Kitty, the World War Z movie is terrible. The book is great!! Awesome video as always.

[@nikmok436]

These vids have helped me relax at night for the past few months after I rewatched all of south park, like a warm hug of nostalgia. Was a tough summer. Thank you kitty monk. Or should I say litty 🔥monk👌 (sorry im british)

[@peteryanes3413]

I only can watch like 30 minutes of it

[@jarrodreaves243]

Hey I enjoyed the video love video essays on rick and morty you do a good job

[@Stur2024]

I'm not big boned, I'm Big Box 😊

[@younghopeproductions485]

I think Kyle only laughed because of the karma and the writers forgot to mention that

[@ashgoat4792]

mermaid

[@LoneWolf20213]

only 15, really, you narrowed it down THAT much

[@irenaciric8126]

13:24 i can rewind to that face forever and it will still be funny

[@lorivaldez4839]

This is going to be a lot of fun! Great job Kitty 🐱

[@BirdLadySpeaks]

Lol “Oil Spill.” I haven’t watched “Bob’s Burgers” in years, but that one stuck with me. lol!!!! 💛💛💛💛

[@XYGamingRemedyG]

Number 1: Existing. (It's like selling the zords to a megazord separately -something they've actually done...)

[@MathieuLeblanc1991]

big boned

[@JediMaster362]

Butthead: "Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh… big boners?"

[@JediMaster362]

Dang it! I will smack my lips as I eat the chicken skin.

[@mainlywrestlingrn]

big boned

[@tiredkid4620]

big boned

[@CHRB-nn6qp]

I'm surprised that CBB wasn't on here. I know it was more of a group effort but that entire plot was so comically fucked up on so many levels I still feel like it deserves something 😂

[@gregorysoble8494]

Holy shit it DOES remind me of the Nick Jr. face

[@lukespillman1313]

I’m not sure whether or not to compare him to Big Jack Horner.

[@orangeville1978]

At least Jack Horner is self aware of his disgusting personality

[@princessmarlena1359]

I LOOOOVE P’n’B: The Last Wish’ 💫

[@How_To_Drive_a_TARDIS]

The difference between lava and magma is when it's under the ground it's magma when it comes out of a volcano on to the surface it's lava

[@mg9138]

waitwaitwait.... You're brown, overweight.... AND left wing? Holy cow. I never saw that coming.

[@ImTakingYouToFlavorTown]

I shouldn't laugh, because it's rude.

[@gerardgarcia8501]

You know, i always think of stan’s question from the episode “the death of eric cartman”, why do they hang out with cartman, oh right, cartman hangs out with them, he’s literally an albatross in everyone’s neck(also, thinking he’s a ghost because everyone’s ignoring him, such an attention whore) Thank god he’s a hobo in the future

[@naylaw1928]

48:35 it's real easy to look past the hypocrisy when you look down the rest of the list. See it was funny when it happened to a *EVIL AF* person karmicly kinda like if a serial bapist lost their nuts to a fireworks accident. Wouldn't be as funny to a good person trying to do something good for their kids but hilarious Karma to the other guy.

[@nicholassims9837]

But didnt Aids become funny in genereal in season 6's Jared's aids Kyle was there to hear " Aids are now offically funny " ?

[@naylaw1928]

​​@@nicholassims9837but that's my point tho. Weather it was the day of first discovery of aids or yesterday it's only funny because it happens to someone absolutely *EVIL* like cartman. Someone who kills parents, wives, kids, immigrants, passenger planes of by-standers, and even his only friends. And yet not as funny and sad for the undeserving (not gay or evil - TV standards)

[@nicholassims9837]

​@@naylaw1928still Kyle was point blank saying Aids are NOT funny despite the fact Aids DID become funny in season 6 Jared Aids .

[@naylaw1928]

@@nicholassims9837 yeah but we've all known Kyle can be the mouthpiece for Matt and Trey. They were cracking jokes the whole episode and let Kyle say it was funny. And yet the whole episode every time it was exposed that he possibly gave aids to someone innocent by connection it was taken with wholehearted seriousness and he was seen as evil for trying to infecting those around him. This was all the way up until they found out he was talkin about helpers.

[@nicholassims9837]

@@naylaw1928 still it seems to be a bad case of bad continuity when just 6 seasons from Kyle's out burst Aids became funny. Jimbo: Hey everybody! AIDS is finally funny!People in Crowd:Alright! Yay! Woohoo! [fireworks come up out of nowhere] Hooray! Mr. Mackey: I knew it would be funny someday! [laughs] AIDS !Herbert Garrison: Then it's time... We can undo the banner! [fanfare comes up, and a man pulls a curtain away to reveal a huge golden plaque reading "AIDS IS FINALLY FUNNY" Ooohs and aaahs follow.]Cut to Times Square, where the crawl reads "3-06-02 AIDS HAS BEEN OFFICIALLY DECLARED FUNNY" New Yorker: Hooray! Cut to Mayor's office, outside. Everyone now has party hats on and are celebrating. The field reporter resumes reporting .Reporter:Tom, I'm standing in the town square where just moments ago it was declared that AIDS... can finally be joked about. What a great day for humanity. So Kyle really has no business saying Aids are not funny when they are in fact are . Plus I would say Brian giving Stewie herpies was worse as Cartman gave Kyle aids as payback compared to Brian doing it just cause and even after Cartman found the cure Kyle still wanted to break his X Box , Brian just gives a rather weak apology and Stewie forgives him not even giving him a different illness saying there even now.

[@LuckyVine]

21:10 Epitome is promounced "eh-PIT-uh-mee," not "epi-TOHM."

[@FluffytheFloof]

Well, that explains why it's so long.

[@kirstym.]

Its lava, magma is before ut gets exposed to air i believe

[@ir7817]

I knew I should of moved to Jersey and Married Kitty when I had the chance.

[@bsanchez3563]

Plot twist: Ya too late just to mess with you Cartman already fooled everyone *EXCEPT Kitty...* oh and also well obviously us hence saying this*.. into thinking he [Eric] married her... lol so now all of sp is just certain that that is a thing. Despite all the while Cartman saying and saying over again how he loathes NJ and it's citizens, along with Jews, Gingers and others.

should have

[@reality6442]

"Call of Cthulhu" is probably what you want to read. It's really the only story from Lovecraft's "Cthulhu mythos" that features the deity. It also happens to be the best starting point for reading Lovecraft's works.

[@jam9852]

Interesting list I still think Scott tennorman must die should have been number one it goes above revenge its Sadistic and cruel especially when he got Radio Head to come to South Park & rub salt in the wound Cartman getting Scotts Parents Killed was bad enough but he literally went above and beyond to somehow make Scott's Pain and grief even more humilating in front of a large crowd of people. Along side the ginger cow episode where Cartman literally brings peace to the world by accident by pulling a immature joke on kyle which gets quickly out of control and the episode ends on a sour note. While the Zimmerman episode I always thought the entire episode was in Cartmans messed up imagination like when he made up the Satanic Woodland Critters I honestly remember nothing from that episode except that he shot Tolkien at the end. The Heidi Episodes also probably should have been on here as well Cartman Gaslighted Her into doing his bidding turning her away from kyle which got Kyle to get Garrison to nuke Canada out of spite petty revenge and heartbreak against the fat couple which I would Argue killed more than the Zimmerman episode and its also because Cartman Turned Heidi into a female version of himself which he manipulated and made Jokes about the girl who's always liked him Cartman also lied about Vegan KFC so he got Heidi to eat meat without her knowing he was littrly fattining her up throughout an entire season which made her irredeemable until the last second which we never seen her play a bigger role since yeah Cartman played a huge part in Destroying Kyle's Emotional state in season 22 like it or not Cartman was the cause for Kyle's Downfall as a character in season 22 and destroying someone to the point where they nuke a country is downright evil in my eyes.

[@ImTakingYouToFlavorTown]

"You gotta admire his dedication." That reminds me of one of my favorite tweets "You do not, under any circumstances, have to give it to Hitler."

[@nicholassims9837]

Anyone noticed that Carman giving Kyle AIDs was number 4 while Brain Griffin giving Stewie herpies was number 1?

My guess is that unprovoked malice ranks higher than petty revenge.

[@alorapendrak9752]

Also kitty monk seems to not be kyles biggest fan.

[@tiablue9106]

tbf cartman gave kyle aids as revenge. some ppl think kyle had every right to laugh at cartman, others think it was messed up. but even if cartman went too far, at very least he was provoked into giving kyle aids. brian gave stewie (and chris) herpes for no reason besides being "too embarrassed" to admit he had it. also brian supposedly loves stewie whereas kyle and cartman are frenemies at best, and brian just has fewer bad deeds to stack up against compared to cartman

[@nickmumpfield5319]

​@@alorapendrak9752He's a hypocrite and he himself committed many crimes

[@alorapendrak9752]

That's everyone in South park though. @@nickmumpfield5319

[@CrossoverFan4life]

I would argue that Cartman is not South Park's most heinous Character what with Garrison, Mickey Mouse and the leader of that fruity little club. It's more he stands out due to being a main character and not having their resources.

[@TheRedlotusblossom]

Here's the thing about Cartman and a lot of the evil that he does he was abused so terribly as a little child I'm actually okay with everything that he does for the most part. Not only is it Leanne who allowed him to dress like Hitler even helped him do so but some of her clients have actually messed with Cartman in that way. I don't remember if it was season 1 or season 2 because I'm in my thirties and I've been watching the show since I was a teenager but there is a scene where he actually does snap and say why don't you guys stop smoking crack in the bedroom and making me dance for you while you dress me up like a mailman and that's all that he said but keep in mind he was pretty clear on what was going on at the time. Also even parts other members of his family have done other things too because when he actually starts getting tourettes he admits to a couple of very terrible things that happened to him so honestly I think it's Leanne and her family that did all this.

[@Emry47]

UPS isn’t either, USPS is the only one that is, it’s all confusing on purpose (love ur videos!!)

[@XperimentorEES]

I'm one of those people that thought the show was never good to begin with. And after hearing the show was centered around a vulgar disgusting insufferable brat, who repeatedly breaks laws yet often gets away with it without meaningful repercussions. Yeah I still think that lol. But to clarify your cthulu puzzlement, Lovecraft wrote cthulu's madness was inflicted by line-of-sight, not eye-contact; basically it had a worldview shattering visage because aliens were such a foreign concept back in his time. The dude had such creatively creepy writing he effectively invented cosmic horror, but uh there's no way most of his stories could get published now the way he wrote them, and his cat was just an example of the century old culture shock.

[@helperwolf]

Pip got killed in episode 201. :(

[@kikicallahan3662]

If the four boys all spoke different languages: Stan Marsh would speak English Kyle Broflovski would speak Yiddish Eric Cartman would speak German Kenny McCormick would speak Scots

[@dalicebentleychannel]

Note: The Episodes Shown Are Cropped In 16.9 By Comedy Central

[@JohnSmith-jh6ey]

If you want to lose weight for yourself good for you but just for the record you looked damn stunning in that cosplay you posted

[@Kaylaw9]

13:51 They do have adult fat camp, but I've heard it can be pretty abusive and fail for a lot of people.

[@bobmanperson599]

That ginger episode was a good pick for number 1. Cartman using ginger-ness as a genocidal white power movement is particularly disturbing to me as a ginger Métis with visibly native family members. That episode is also the reason "kick a ginger day" exists, which I never experienced personally, but was warned about when growing up.

[@MostHatedThief]

You should do a video on the worst things to happen to cartmen kinda like how you did with Meg of course acknowledging that a good bit of it is karma

[@ShenaniganJian]

1:24 N.15 Damien 5:47 N.14 The Death of Eric Cartman 7:55 N.13 Up The Down Staroid 12:29 N.12 Fat Camp 16:30 N.11 The Poor Kid 21:32 N.10 The China Problem 24:53 N.9 Cartman Sucks 28:50 N.8 Mexian Joker 32:13 N.7 T.M.I 37:29 N.6 41:27 N.5 44:34 49:50 N.3 Scott Tenerman 53:12 N.2 World War Z 58:14 N.1 Ginger Kids

[@A.A.Gcomics]

too be fair scott was asking for it selling a kid down there hair took money from him humiliated him scott wasn't just poking the bear he was walking the bear with a frying pan

[@kerisaltchannel3817]

14:50 the black hair girl looks like him with a wig lol

[@pastorcodymitchell1456]

Funny thing is if Eric had actually trained or a more fit person was in his place they probably would’ve won

[@arianashurn6109]

You know the nick jr face? 🥹 I saw it in a thumbnail once and a flood of memories came back, I miss my childhood.

[@ForrestFox626]

You mean Face?

[@arianashurn6109]

@@ForrestFox626 yes

[@princessmarlena1359]

I remember it when I babysat my nieces and nephews.

[@alexvaughan1013]

Cartman is terrible in Ginger Cow. Cartman's ginger cow prank ends up bringing peace in the Middle East. Even though the cow is fake, you can't deny that this is a positive for the world. So what does Cartman do? Threatens to blab the truth unless Kyle eats his farts. This results in Kyle developing a martyr complex, Stan and Kenny thinking he's a douche, and peace in the Middle East being ruined. If Rabbi Cartman was found out for this, he'd be blacklisted from the Synagogue and Yentl would divorce his ass.

[@mattbalas8828]

I've always felt that the most unbelievable thing about South Park was that the other kids would still hang out with Cartman. Should've made him Stan's cousin so they'd feel like they HAVE TO let him hang out with them.

[@alexvaughan1013]

Cartman: Is disgusted at Butters for shooting guys in the marbles. Cho Sang-woo: Swindles Ali out of his marbles, causing him to be eliminated. Who says Cartman is so bad??

[@mr.mcnerdo]

It's ok, I never liked Power Rangers either. I watched real superhero shows like Justice League Unlimited and Batman: The Animated Series.

[@ZoobiethePopplio]

"Cartman's going to Hell" Nah, he's going to SUPER Hell

[@TravisDavenport-o7y]

Alicia keys doesn’t have hiv/aids she’s just a activist against it you should definitely do better research before saying stuff like that

[@GraighSoul]

6:47 He never actually ate the chicken itself, he only ate the skin of the chicken, they said it themselves. The skin was their favorite part and it was the one thing he ate, nothing else.

[@ARCtheCartoonMaster]

1:03:40 Same - I assumed Judaism was, like, super common in America due to frequently being referenced in American media. If anything, I was surprised to find there are Jewish people living in my hometown of Adelaide, South Australia. (Though I’m not at all surprised there are Jewish people in larger Australian cities like Melbourne and Sydney, before anyone has a go at me.)

[@DjayPaniora]

Just 15 that’s surprising