Klaus and Roger Don't Belong Together! (American Dad Video Essay)

[@OpticalSorcerer]

It's really funny how they swapped personalities; Klaus was originally a manipulative and bitter fish and Roger was a lonely and insecure alien.

[@KittyMonk]

So now Roger is a manipulative and bitter fish and Klaus is a lonely and insecure alien?

[@Bubble528]

@@KittyMonkyes

[@OpticalSorcerer]

@@KittyMonk Surprised they haven't actually swapped lives yet.

[@BrandonScott-mi5pz]

GREAT KITTY MONK AMERICAN DAD KLAUS X ROGER SMITH DON'T BELONG TOGETHER VIDEO ESSAY,

[@SPAnComCat]

@@OpticalSorcerer That would make a Good American Dad Episode.

[@Shift_Salt]

The CIA gave Klaus to stan. The CIA would arrest/kill Stan if they found out he was harboring the alien they've been hunting. That's the main difference between when Roger needs to always hide or be disguised and why Klaus can just be himself, but in a fish body.

[@geckohunter123]

This kinda reminds me of the Slut Dragons episode of Rick and Morty, like it commits to the joke so aggressively and jarringly I can’t help but be entertained. Plus everyone else is playing the straight man which makes it hilarious.

[@Beymaster20247]

Those two have a very unique relationship. To say the least.

[@BrandonScott-mi5pz]

EXCELLENT WORK. KITTY MONK AMERICAN DAD TOXIC RELATIONSHIP WITH KLAUS AND ROGER SMITH

[@delphoxhoopa7289]

It's episodes like this that make me question the mental stability of the writers.

[@Labyethan]

This episode. The Breast Milk episode. HayleyXRoger. American Fung.

[@vandavis000]

Nestle is pure evil just sayin Boycott nestle .

[@cherryjello777]

Seriously

[@marveldcextinctionwrestler7773]

Roger and Klaus are probably the Best “Non-Human Couple” even if they’re just as Toxic as Cartman and Kitty Monk

[@akashashen]

As someone who loves to keep vodka in the freezer, and has found old vodka of indeterminate age, I can absolutely testify that you cannot freezer burn ethanol and water solutions. Stuff on the outside of the bottle can, unfortunately, create a freezer burn smell (if you reuse glass bottles in a refrigerator or freezer, make sure the bottle is both dry and clean before storage; otherwise, they can smell of warm old refrigerator or freezer burn, respectively.)

[@nicholassims9837]

Seeing that American Dad is in the same universe as Family Guy and Cleveland Show a talking fish is no stranger than a talking dog or bear .

[@aurahoneydew9607]

It is since they did give a reason for the American dad ones with Haliburton making people who know too much into birds and the cia with it making animal spies but Brian and Ted are just an unexplained mutant

[@nicholassims9837]

@@aurahoneydew9607 not really as all I'd Seth shows atein a much cartoonyier world as there's also talking babies , monkeys in closets, giant chickens etc

[@Ethonra]

To be fair, Roger doesn't belong with anyone give the fact he contantly destroys relationships of all kinds. Family, friends, lovers, etc. Human, alien, even his own species, he's dangerous to be around in general. Even the Smiths aren't fully spared, and if not for their main character status, he'd have ruined them, too. Kloger

[@OpticalSorcerer]

@@Ethonra Roger's been shown to be emotionally and psychologically unstable. Even if he likes someone, it always becomes obsessive or he loses interest. It could also be he likes the drama; he once said his home planet sucked because all physical activity there was consensual.

[@Ethonra]

@@OpticalSorcerer I forgot about that line. Just further proves how much of a monster Roger is.

[@OpticalSorcerer]

@@Ethonra He really is, though most of the people in the show are too; all of the Smiths have been shown to do awful things. Heck, after getting drunk and signing a contract to quit their vices for Lent or else Bullock would chop off the first person's finger, they faked their deaths and blamed it on Francine encouraging the bet, managing to trick her into smoking and almost letting her get her finger chopped off. They just focus on Roger's insanity because it was random, unpredictable and highly dangerous.

[@Ethonra]

@@OpticalSorcerer Absolutely. But it is really the hapless, relatively innocent people Roger torments I feel bad for. Like that waitress he scalped just because she didn't compliment his order. Or Isabela, a genuinely kind and amazing woman (in the show at least, Idk if she was a real life reference) that he framed for the worst crime imaginable (after framing Francine) when an easier and objectively better solution would have been to just confess as the little girl that snowballed the issue in the first place, just to name very, very few. My favorite episodes are basically whenever Roger gets his karma.

[@OpticalSorcerer]

@@Ethonra I do feel bad for Roger's hapless victims, though it does seem to be a personality disorder mixed with loneliness; he thinks of something that SOUNDS like a good idea and makes a persona based on it--plus he's a masochist as well as a sadist, so he enjoys being in situations that could harm him, especially since most people can't recognize him when he's out of a particular costume (which itself makes an interesting video; sometimes they can see his true form, or just his real size/build and skin color).

[@ΕυάγγελοςΦώσκολος]

I kinda saw that weird relationship coming. When I first watched this show, I had a feeling it was going to be a twisted ride. And honestly, I thought they were going to be a thing sooner.

[@adventureflyz]

They can never make me hate you Kloger 😌

[@skyrogue1977]

Pretty sure it’s fair yo say Rogers only love is himself.

[@KairaSuperSayan93]

I've worn incontinence underwear, not fun, they sometimes give me a rash. But I'd rather wear them than pads.

[@RedWolfWindgear]

These two are like gasoline and a box of matches. It can only end badly.

[@Reindeer-Pig]

For anyone who needs the steak advice The secret to good steak is just steak seasoning, garlic seasoning, and pepper. The secret to juicy steak is to wait until after the meat is cooked to salt it because the salt will take the juices out of the steak when cooking.

[@axels3188]

Klaus and Roger are American dads Version of Brian and Stewie as they originally hated each other in the begging of their Show but The different is that Stewie So posed Ambiguous Crush on Brian is more Fleshed out and this was a one off thing.

[@BBMacsWorld]

This is the episode that made my parents stop watching the show...😂

[@Sly88Frye]

8:18 first of all I want to say that I absolutely love the episode when Klaus solves all the families problems with the help of Roger, and I also really enjoy that episode when Stan and Francine try to live off of minimum wage to prove a point to Jeff and Haley, but my goodness I never understood how Steve and Roger drove all the way from Virginia to Las Vegas and back in the short few days that Stan was out on the street. That is an extremely long drive

[@HeavenLeahSky]

Lol the collage kid thinks vodka gets freezer burn XD like Francine would leave it in that long anyway. Bet theres a new bottle every 2 weeks.

[@kaylarmcivor7018]

Unrelated but i love when the animate tiny things for Klaus

[@cherryjello777]

I keep avoiding all of the Vivziepop stuff because of the allegations, but everyone keeps talking about the shows and they sound so good so I'm torn.

[@KittyMonk]

I heard from a few insiders it’s mostly overblown or people who don’t understand the industries misconstrue stuff. Plus I think there’s a big difference between separating art and the artist

[@isabelnavarro980]

Honestly I didn’t mind this episode. I found it genuinely funny because of how jarring it was. 😂

[@lillordakira9752]

If anything Hayley and Jeff shouldn't be together. Their marriage is nothing serious but a joke. I bet Jeff spent more money on weed than a wedding ring. Plus if was a real husband he would be the one working and got their house than sharing her parents' home.

[@OpticalSorcerer]

IDK about that; Hayley's shown at times to like a man with initiative while simultaneously liking to dominate and control him. Even when she saw how little intelligence/initiative he has, she's still went back to him even after their breakups. There's also some guilt/pity/selfishness there since Stan's dislike of Jeff fuels her wanting to be with him (they do share some values, even if inconsistent), as well as Jeff's own sad life.

[@adventureflyz]

I think Haley likes a stay at home husband

[@RomanticSwordsman249]

I have never seen Hazbin Hotel and understand none of these character analogies but those certainly are words

[@rileyanthony]

This one is pretty obvious

[@bazz931]

tbh I more see them as two uncles from two different side of the family. Like your mothers brother and your fathers brother. Or like your Sister starts dating your Bf's Brother. They are part of the same family but if they started dating each other their is technically nothing wrong. Quite strange and a lil off but I never saw it as gross. I feel like their was WAY grosser in American Dad, so I dont see why this episode is so hated.

[@Beneficial_Gamer]

Just me or does anyone else think she sounds kinda like a female version of Moist critical? Not trying to make fun or anything, that's just the vibe I get and I kinda like it.

[@Sly88Frye]

6:40 it was a long time ago but if I remember correctly I believed when this episode was released the US was still invading iraq. It's possible I could be misremembering it because it was so long ago now but I feel mostly certain that it was still when the US was invading Iraq because the US withdrew from Iraq I forget the year was either 2012 or 2014

[@TheAllSeeingEye2468]

This was like tweek x Craig. Out of nowhere and unlike that ship this one only lasted a day

[@irlwitch4966]

I’m hungover as fuck and a new Kitty Monk video essay is exactly what I needed

[@greyworld6242]

17:20 Why can’t Haley look like this more often? Much better than her regular default look.

[@PrussianoKbb]

12:52 I Just had this realization that I kinda prefer being ""alone"", solitude it's great ngl

[@theanimeunderworld8338]

Where can I find the thumbnail artist? I want to give him a call

[@vandavis000]

When roger and klaus had the art episode roger claim theyre not friends yet. Just said they try the poterhouse since theyre friends😮

[@haydenarlo1950]

people never seem to support the gay ships on these shows 😅 …it’s only acceptable when it’s with demons & devils, it seems. 😔

[@aurahoneydew9607]

If anything Rodger belongs with [TBS era] Francine shes wild like him and you know they'd get it on right.

[@Originella]

Ooooh, pan love for Roger! Hello, fellow pan!!

[@WeebGuru6]

I need closure from kloger cuz I hate that episode

[@mathieuleader8601]

the difference in terms of personality between Klaus and Roger and like chalk & cheese.

[@galaxythecat7241]

They are half brothers and have different personalities

[@Sly88Frye]

When I saw the thumbnail to this video my response was "Ya think?" But it was worthwhile to watch this all the way through anyway. I completely forgot about the Haley pink eye and Steve avoiding Presidential fitness test subplot. Honestly when I've already seen even as a child in the 90s when animal cartoon characters are actually kissing human cartoon characters and this even goes back to well before I was born with Looney tunes which of course was on rerun throughout the 90s anyways, I just don't really think it's a big deal that Roger and Klaus are doing it. Especially since at the time I was also watching BoJack Horseman and there were already sexual relationships between humans and anthropomorphize animals. Not to mention Brian the dog had sex with a lot of humans already at that point.

[@FlyBoyEnterprises]

Rodger & Klaus pair perfectly & have great chemistry. Definitely more episodes are needed with the two of them.

[@cherryjello777]

I'd love to see a "Road To"-style musical episode with them to see Klaus's boys in Florida.

[@bizarroguy6570]

4:27 I honestly thought everything Klaus said to Roger was just another way to screw with him and make him look silly.

[@gregorysoble8494]

I literally had no idea that Jeff was voiced by the guy from The Orville!

[@cobrallama6236]

Kloger is hilarious to me. 😂

[@CerebralSupport]

I hate to say it, but it's not surprising how fast Klaus got out of prison. Most offenders barely get a slap on the wrist

[@609Blackrose]

....God damn it for giving me a question I never would have thought of..... Could one wear an adult diaper instead of use a pad or tampon?

[@KittyMonk]

I think there is such a thing as reusable period underwear

[@buildtherobots]

Oh Kittymonk, you don't think the army ran tests to verify if people were unfit for combat in Vietnam or if they actually had those medical conditions? It's not like they just take your word for it... I personally think that women not being required to sign up for the draft is a bad thing because it sets a precedent that women can't be soldiers and that we need to be coddled and protected rather than given equal rights and responsibilities. But that's just my opinion.

[@nicholassims9837]

What if everytime we saw Klaus human body we never saw the front face it was aways seen in the back or being covered like with the ski outfit it was coverred in a full mask and googles , sorta like Salem original human body.

[@isabellajones7863]

Kloger!

[@Neku628]

Thank Christ that the show didn't have many Roger and Klaus episodes. The last thing I need to see is two jerks being together.

[@DefileOdds]

Unpopular opinion here, but I don't like it because it's a space alien getting it on with a goldfish. I know it's completely normal and accepted in society and I think that's great but personally I don't enjoy seeing any of that, stuff.

[@RockismyAir]

Kloger could have been wholesome, some way, maybe.

[@Dilbert1999]

When I first red the title I assumed something else must have been meant by it, because the idea of those two characters dating sounded like some bizarre fanfiction.

[@DarthJoshReturns]

I guess you can say Roger likes to Feed The Fish.

[@vinkoaravena3912]

PLEASE DO THE ROGU VIDEO! i need context for that

[@bsanchez3563]

Kloger

[@babewatch93]

you forgot the kloger episode where klaus is roger’s artist persona muse

[@Manowar458]

Kloger

[@commie_maybe]

I'm kind of a Klaus. I hope one day I find my Roger 🫶

[@cinnamonbun9223]

Kloger! 🐟x👽

[@daviddoucet6062]

That KotH moment is as hilarious here as it was in that episode

[@larrychilders6599]

Honestly Klaus and Roger could do a full moon arrangement

[@BlitzDemonGamer3032]

It just seems Strange of Klaus and Roger as a couple

[@dannygillmor2337]

What about rogu

[@Long_May_They_Raine]

Chicken thighs are objectively the best part.

[@princessmarlena1359]

Damn, missed it!

[@JamborHill]

Kloger!

[@planepantsgames1791]

May i have this darnce, Madam Eucalyptus?

[@MinionLuver21]

I like this ship and episode… not sorry.

[@wobblebubbeeakasham8118]

Kloger!

[@danktrain2467]

I’m so happy when I see you post !

[@fuspuz8540]

7:01 Wow, good one, Hailey!

[@VivianQueenofUndeath]

Idk I liked the episode

[@nadroji6549]

I ship it

[@envyyy6]

I’d be sat to watch a total island kitty monk video idk why

[@justforweb1702]

The pacer tests were one of the best parts of middle school 😭💙

[@queencat6756]

I AM EXCITED AND I CAN'T WAIT❤😻

[@queencat6756]

I don't hate this episode, I think it is weird but funny😻❤

[@buildtherobots]

28:32 hahaha you don't have to find another person to get pinkeye, just pick your nose or butt before rubbing your eyes with no hand washing in-between. Bingo, you'll develop pinkeye