Knight Trap | The Unexpectables II | Episode 79 | D&D 5e

[@mayorofspicytown893]

Connors reading of the note was amazing and deserves tons of recognition because reading while sick sucks.

[@pixlbelle8081]

Absolutely! While I definitely never recommend people to read long things like that while sick, there was a very unique addition to the Nightshade’s log being read by such a gravelly voice- adds to the sinister and ominous nature of it

[@madtomk3318]

Did anyone else get irrationally happy when the old "would you like that gift-wrapped?" running gag came back?

[@YourC0nsc1ence]

SNAKE GIFT WRAPPED

[@HiopX]

Alivastian custom is spreading. I blame Hassrad

[@lukedeakin7124]

I was hoping someone would mention Isqan going limp, when he got manacled.

[@curiouswind9196]

Gaius and Otho are just playing Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Roulette-Fourth-Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Strip Poker during a Home Alone episode Also get well soon Connor

[@moonischeese8087]

I love how Isqan was passed out for a whole HOUR and the knights didn’t find him. Also happy birthday Monty

[@Chocogrimm]

Mark: "for the very first time Isqan will end wild shape early" Also Mark: literally did it the previous session to heal the council guy

[@samuelharmssambamsjm269]

Animated intro: 28:55 Re-cap: 30:40 Start time: 31:38 Break end: 2:39:12 More timestamps, with SPOILERS below: Animated intro: 28:55 Re-cap: 30:40 Start time (Bedtime story): 31:38 Time keeper: 36:42 Entry into Pudd, The tunnels: 44:00 Rock and stone: 50:14 Reconnaissance: 57:20 Crowbar snake: 1:07:47 Peak Wark: 1:12:33 Context: 1:17:09 We're not criminals, but....: 1:25:55 Cat burglar?, Isqan infiltrates: 1:32:02 Deadwater: 1:37:56 Trap door, 2nd floor: 1:42:19 N*pple Knob, XP farm, forgery room: 1:50:07 Sleepy Isqan: 1:56:47 Self sabotage, the window: 2:03:18 Aware: 2:09:47 Hide and seek (Initiative): 2:17:00 Break start: 2:24:43 Break end (Chaotic (R1)): 2:39:12 Square to blend: 2:48:57 Round 2: 2:53:54 Papyrus Gaius: 3:00:53 Round 3: 3:08:07 Consistency: 3:14:46 Round 4: 3:20:01 Physician, heal thyself: 3:27:08 Round 5: 3:34:58 Round 6: 3:43:15 Making time for tomfoolery: 3:50:10 A very responsible armoury: 3:55:30 Going down (turning Milo on): 4:02:17 Shadow tag: 4:07:26 What we do in the shadows: 4:13:01 Session end: 4:25:06 Happy birthday to Monty for Tuesday! Hope you feel better soon, Connor!

[@drktwr19]

I'm surprised that when Monty said she wants to go out like the death star Connor didn't say something along the lines of "with photon torpedos in your exhaust port?" XD

[@idothingssometimes456]

Here are the damage numbers after this session Giaus 2,080 Milo 2,032 Otho 1,453 Ky 920 Isqan 1,350 Damage taken Giaus 579 Milo 259 Otho 391 Ky 327 Isqan 336

[@chieftomahawk664]

Man, Monty saying that 5’9” was pretty tall really made my day.

[@mythicalthings1796]

That's the average height of an American male, and they trend taller on average compared to other places so yeah. Tall.

[@blizzardforonline1954]

I'm 5'10".

[@StarforceOnAir]

I'm 6'2". Scary thing, my father and grandfather on his side were even taller; a bloodline of giants.

[@ThePizzaMan48]

Me chilling at 6'6": "What does that make me?"

[@alphastronghold715]

@@mythicalthings1796rounded to the nearest inch it’s 5’10”. Idk why most people round down but the cdc does not. The global average is 5’7.5”.

[@Lastkoss]

This episode was the Isqan comedy hour this time. Nice session guys .

[@aceofalltrades1]

Noticed in the comments no one seemed to notice about the Nightshade gangs "invester" shall we say, was a female dwarf, like the female dwarf on the counsel and how they were keeping the status quo of merchant hierarchy

[@Mr.Cacturne982]

Haven't heard Zito laugh that hard since the Condemned Tower bit from campaign 1. Also, hi Bosco!

[@MoojinBoi]

in the fleur forest before the fae wild there was a post game bitdrop that absolutely slayed him

[@MystLunarabne]

I'm so glad they didn't miss the opportunity to make a Brewbeard joke when Milo said he needed to be turned on.

[@jefferyoneill1]

You know, i like to imagine that when Isqan uses his Archer Starry Form to attack, that he fires the bolt of starlight from his mouth like Godzilla's atomic breathe

[@hunterrye6895]

"Simple brother, they don't." Gave me chills

[@gumbo821]

Otho busts in and razormind starts playing

[@ChaosAscalon]

Othos Cards changing every time the camera pans to him gives me Abridged anime vibes

[@Wintercasice]

I love when you play dnd and you think the heist episode is gonna be something out of a movie but it turns into home alone lol, however that journal gave me chills! Thanks for another awesome session and also mipedians for life! (Chaotic reference XD)

[@movespammerguyteam7colors]

Dam… This mafia / gang literally created their own monstrous nightmare. I argue this is KARMA at work, but the spirit should have moved on after killing nearly the entire group. Weird, but it is a compound or combined undead creature now.

[@YourC0nsc1ence]

On today's episode of the Unexpectables. Isqan is dangerously unaware, Milo finds his flock, Gaius becomes a springboard, Ky scopes it out and Otho doesn't have any twos. Did a bit of research and found out this is my 55th Top Gear-style entry. Been a very fun ride! Down below you will find more spoilery episode discussion. On one hand, the Nightshade gang are absolute monsters and its a damn good thing the council took care of them. Om the other, Pud has a nigh impossible rot that I do not know how we or the boys could fix.

[@grandarkfang_1482]

Also, color me surprised that a gang of smugglers, assassins, and thieves are bad people.

[@curiouswind9196]

EAT THE RICH

[@TigerW0lf]

Gaius: WINDOW!

[@mythicalthings1796]

Fun fact! Giant Might works exactly like Enlarge *except* for the weight. You are a hot air balloon basically. Big but not weighty. It is easy to not realize this though, and I personally wish you did get heavier, and this isn't criticism btw! It's a weird ruling imo.

[@curiouswind9196]

So Ant Man logic. Space between the atoms increases?

[@mythicalthings1796]

@@curiouswind9196 No clue. It just states no where that you increase in weight, which Enlarge specifies. Just says you embiggen and nothing else.

[@an8strengthkobold360]

Also the extra damage works differently so it gets real f*ckey when use weapons from large creatures.

[@sheakennedy-ordway1156]

The whole subclass is broken. If you consider the DMG rules on supersized weapons, the damage of giant weapons come from the weapon, not the monster. This implies a character with giant's might can go super-sized and proceed to wield weapons too large for their size category. It's only kept at bay by martials being naturally weaker than magics.

[@mythicalthings1796]

@@sheakennedy-ordway1156 This is if and only if your DM allows it. As it's a bit of a grey area on whether or not PCs can actually wield those weapons, since 5E hates fun as we all know.

[@hotkoolaid4me]

Connor's sick voice kind of makes him sound like Toonami 😂

[@killhall021]

Chaotic was a better show than ever a card game

[@HiopX]

Connor! Take a long rest when you need it

[@oblivianette2860]

I love "the greatest disciple"!!!! Definitely going to look into that, Mark!!

[@moonmoonalpha676]

Chaotic had more than one season and I love chaotic

[@okamiryun6963]

I styled an entire session off chaotic and final fantasy for my friends.

[@gameknightog]

Gaius and Otho playing Card Wars

[@moonmoonalpha676]

The video i have been waiting for, listening to yall helps me get through my work day

[@Griffingterra]

Chaotic! Omg I remember that show and both the tcg and the wii game lol

[@rpbattleman]

Where did they mention it? I missed it

[@cristianzarate502]

​@@rpbattleman right when iskan was found by the city gaurd so should be rigth before the break

[@Ryquard1]

DELICIOUS IN DUNGEON MENTIONED!!!

[@pawemarzec5764]

do elaborate

[@Ryquard1]

@@pawemarzec5764 Delicious in dungeon was mentioned, call it Tragones y Mazmorras or Dungeon Meshi, its the same thing

[@AzazinNote]

Yay, chaotic! I mean, wark.

[@StrongHoov]

Let's GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! Knight-mare.

[@Sovreign071]

19:40 The ONLY proper response to the "Two Wolves" problem!

[@jefferyoneill1]

Haste DOES NOT give you exhaustion, you just lose a turn when the spell ends, which would be a negligible amount of time out of combat

[@sheakennedy-ordway1156]

What book are you reading?

[@braindavidgilbert3147]

Choose a willing creature that you can see within range. Until the spell ends, the target's speed is doubled, it gains a +2 bonus to AC, it has advantage on Dexterity saving throws, and it gains an additional action on each of its turns. That action can be used only to take the Attack (one weapon attack only), Dash, Disengage, Hide, or Use an Object action. When the spell ends, the target can't move or take actions until after its next turn, as a wave of lethargy sweeps over it.

[@collinarter2470]

monty if chaotic only had 1 season it was the longest damn season id ever seen

[@Deoxys_Used_Mimic]

Mark. There is no… Such… Thing… As a *POISONOUS snake!*

[@Grugmax620]

I too have been cringing each time he says that

[@mythicalthings1796]

@@Deoxys_Used_Mimic tell that to D&D I'm pretty sure that's an actual enemy so

[@kylienielsen6975]

There is a snake that produces poison out of its back, so you can't touch it. I think it's the boomslang

[@nack287]

Dozens of us! Chaotic was so much better than it had any right to be. And the card game was fun too.

[@lowrider993]

I forgot that this was the theme of gay and thought an evil clown was in the base

[@ernestoportillo5136]

YEAAAAAH MONTY! DELICIOUS IN DUNGEON IS FUCKING AMAZING! I love the dub personally. In fact, when watching with my friend who prefers subs, I mentally dubbed over the japanese voices and I didn't even notice until episode 2. It was weird, but kind of cool. Which is a fitting description of the show honestly.

[@ernestoportillo5136]

ALSO ONE OF THE 12 CHAOTIC FANS! HELL YEAH!

[@ColSanders730]

Hey Connor....sorry to hear your voice went to the toilet but your voice elevates your ghoul gains and you'd sound amazing voicing a Drell from Mass Effect if that ever happens. Hope you feel better soon.

[@ChaosAscalon]

I do concur Connors Raspy voice is very nice lmao

[@X3n0nLP]

Video starts: Monty: hello. Goodbye.

[@theshoe33]

Man I'm almost all the way caught back up. I was hoping to start watching this live!

[@Jopsyduck]

I swear Chaotic got a second season with a different art style.

[@sheakennedy-ordway1156]

It did. They ended it with a new creature type and I dropped off. Been there with Pokémon, no thank you.

[@slipstream9619]

Happy birthday monty. Also yay uploaded just in time for work woo!

[@kielweiss3606]

I would like to pay money for a campaign source book for Monty's/The Unexpectables world setting.

[@alexmalik6204]

Hey, Chaotix WAS good! And it had more then one season! I think!

[@EverlastingEclipse]

I can't remember what page, but theres rules for alternative abilities for skill checks. Like using charisma to stealth for blending in

[@sheakennedy-ordway1156]

I'm pretty sure it's expanded by Xanathar's Guide.

[@dawsonhelf7922]

Couldn’t Isqan just wild shape back into a poisonous snake before that guy gets in?!

[@midnafox2960]

He could have as i had the same tought, however i think he was trying to avoid using it as much as possible to either save it for getting back out as druids only got 2 uses per shortrest or have 1 for if combat broke out

[@dawsonhelf7922]

@@midnafox2960 yeah, I guess that makes sense

[@anthonycatino3367]

Its finally Friday hooray. Love this series.

[@soki-san8515]

"Wark!"

[@alphastronghold715]

2:51:00 Did Milo just straight up pull an assassins’ creed?

[@renasmurakkojiraines5422]

crazy =genius

[@Kinan.Eldari]

Hi Bosco, hi Mark!

[@Rubymagicalgirl88]

Lot of fun this one. : 3 Also hi Bosco

[@lowrider993]

Oh monty, u don't need to tell me about dungeon meshi, I've been a fan since I discovered thethe manga, as soon as i heard they were getting anime i got my friends to binge watch it with me every 3 weeks, we like to watch 3 episodes in a row. Senshi is my favorite character too

[@russdarracott395]

Snake the wall.

[@jozurajo9919]

Ayyyyyoooooo Chaotics Gang Rise Up

[@Acerama]

Currently catching up on spotify, but had tocome comment just to say...FUCK YEAH MORE CHAOTIC FANS!

[@cobraglatiator]

SPOILERS damn those nightshade folk really just solved every problem, answered every question with murder, like any issue, any anything, and their response was kill 'em. not sure that's great business sense IRL anyway, but either way, no wonder no one liked 'em.

[@MrJjk1000]

Hi Bosco! o/ Is Monty house ruling stealth in this campaign?

[@tl1326]

10:07 how about I do you one better, I read dungeon meshi in 2018, I've read frieren and still kept up with it in 2020 I did the same with chainsaw man in 2020. I got a man who's brain detects which manga gets turned into anime, from doctor stone to chainsaw man. The only thing he wishes for is a fire punch adaptation.

[@matthewsimmons9277]

Anything planned for session 100?

[@seanfulldark]

Yesterday was my birthday

[@Grim_death144]

Well happy birthday buddy what you get on your special day

[@lowrider993]

Mark Allen Jr. Lives in Texas? I thought he lived in California for some reason, I kinda know what weather he's talking about though, my best friend lives over there and he mentioned hailstorms and rain

[@OMartinez91]

California doesn't have tornadoes for him to chase

[@lowrider993]

[Spoilers] Persimally I think Isquan should've wildshaped to hide, then wait foe the guardnto leave and grab the staff, there is no guarantee he would've lost the staff, and even if the guard grabbed it, he could still poison him and get temp hp

[@lowrider993]

Brightside, you wouldn't of ubdcovered more secrets if you didn't get caught

[@OMartinez91]

Tbf, he is a nervous blue boi, so him not thinking well under pressure makes sense

[@CritScratch]

I wish i got into chaotic

[@lowrider993]

Knight Trap?

[@lighting2374]

Hey bosco

[@VegetaRules1000]

I'm surprised no one in the comments has caught on to that shadow blade bit about the concentration. Unless I'm missing out on some feature Ky has, that spell is absolutely concentration. That might have messed with how far out that one guard got lured out with the major image. On the topic of the major image, I have to wonder if successfully fooling that guard with the image will result in the incorrect-but-actually-correct report that the missing council member hasn't fled the area. It would suck if the knights that got sent out on the roads in a bad lead were called back into the city.

[@onixrobot2031]

It is unfortunate that isqan didn't prepare pass without of trace. +10 stealth would have saved the day.

[@ArcCaravan]

Hindsight's always 20/20.

[@noxvok4832]

Monty please for the love of all that is holy stop spoiling dungeon of the mad mage events 😢 I love the series and you keep doing it you're killing me

[@SightOfTheDamnd]

.

[@shinegraymon6731]

Can someone tell Mark he can’t use two spells in around?

[@jefferyoneill1]

He didn't. He cast Primal Savagery, which is a cantrip and Healing Word, which requires a bonus action

[@sheakennedy-ordway1156]

Sit in the corner and think about what you've done.