Knocked Up (2007) - You Old, She Pregnant

[@brielli6393]

Bruh this was so emotionally intelligent of the bouncer. He listened to her complaints, then he disarmed her by agreeing, won sympathy by being honest and emotionally vulnerable, showed that he and others are also negatively affected by those same rules, and also tried to assuage her underlying insecurity by saying that she was attractive. He didn't even have to say "hey lady this is what I'm paid to do and if I don't I'll get fired," because by the end it was obvious.

[@patrickr4762]

Damn right. How to diss someone respectfully. Its called Tact and a rarity nowadays.

[@AmericanBoy1776]

Well said.

[@worndown8280]

Emotional Judo

[@0doublezero0]

With women is not about what is said, it's about how you say it.

[@أحمدالشمس-ق9ج]

You said assuage😂😂😂😂

[@Catlady-mw4en]

“You’re old as f$&k. For this club. . You know. Not for the earth.” 🤣

[@nellaroge319]

I'm dead☠☠

[@puerrobustus]

It's like say to any single woman after 30 "Cheer up! You'll find your man anytime."

[@swalterstennis]

That’s funny.

[@robbiekop7]

Preferably not one ☝ in a Night Club who picks women using six beer logic 🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺 😜

[@supriganteng6997]

Hahahaha😂😂😂😂

[@amethystwolf5373]

He really gave her a pep talk telling her straight up she's a bad parent

[@sfcd4757]

Craig should have won an Academy Award for this scene.....the seriousness look on his face alone🤣🤣

[@jlfh9]

Yes, Darryl is great

[@thelonewolf7443]

Hey Darryl how’s it hanging? 😂

[@cruisinsusan8084]

He’s a National Treasure.

[@OBroIchain]

oMg gIvE hIm a oScAr - KZbinrs whenever anyone displays the least bit competent acting.

[@ashleyunderwood4855]

He always makes me laugh with his delivery and stoic face🤣🤣. He and Danny McBride together are🔥🤣☠️.

[@BlackOdds]

I love how he pulled her to the side. And respectfully put her in her place.

[@deborahthompson6248]

He didn't put anyone in a place. He's just honest and handled the situation good.

[@deborahthompson6248]

@mr_raj1796 she wasn't a Karen. If I was rejected for anything based on my looks and age I would be pretty upset too. He just showed her that she's not alone . If you are obsessed with putting people in their place clearly you have problems and control issues and you are a narcissistic who cant see a full picture .

[@TheDemonCaine]

​@@deborahthompson6248Get over it Karen.

[@StimParavane]

Why should a Karen be treated respectfully? You've got to give it to get it.

[@brenzikmohaa]

​@@deborahthompson6248sweetie, there's a reason you always get rejected. You last line speaks for itself. I know you're feeling insecure because you've also been rejected the same way wherever you go, so your defense mechanism is speaking out.

[@Wingedmagician]

Him: I would tear. that. ass. up. Her: 🥺

[@eternalconfusion6226]

The way he says it I'd be like "okay".. no questions asked xD

[@randygivens8421]

🤣🤣🤣

[@RomeliaGomez-Calmell7934]

😂

[@LucidStew]

The black midget line is the best in the sequence and even more perfect because it comes at the end of a very serious moment. So you know the theatre was dead silent right before everyone busted up.

[@coreycox2345]

Perfection.

[@NormanTiner]

When you said 'black midget line" I pictured a separate line to get into the club specifically for that demographic.

[@coreycox2345]

@@NormanTiner I guess they couldn't figure out how to let in a fraction of a person. I don't mean midget, I mean that there aren't that many black midgets. So that's what the quota would be?

[@armedlorax7301]

@@coreycox2345 it’s just a joke, dont take it so seriously

[@destructionman1]

You saw this in theaters? You're old.

[@evedotcom]

“I would tear that ass up” and her response 😂 so good.

[@alluringstar5910]

My favorite line from that scene.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@elvoria]

This guy got potential. He just humbled a karen and made her leave willingly by her own.

[@DrCruel]

Hey. It is what it is.

[@boogienightsmarkwahlberg6011]

Thats Doug Jeudy Son! He got enough potential to hook your grandkids up

[@Parktrizzle]

If he's white it's a lawsuit. Js

[@GregJoshuaW]

Only cuz it's a movie. IRL this would never happen.

[@sparrow3491]

it's called script.

[@xiniks]

If I’m ever being held hostage, I want this guy as the negotiator.

[@vanthadoun1]

Jake Peralta Disagrees (Brooklyn Nine Nine)

[@dajhedi]

This scene is brilliant and my favorite part as an older person is ‘ why do you want to be in here anyway?’

[@gogochee1122]

This is one of the funniest scenes ever. "Your old ass should know better than that." 😆 🤣 😂

[@sachinkumar-cq9ui]

god knows what you found funny in that. i can't describe the honesty in scene in words.

[@TheDemonCaine]

​​@@sachinkumar-cq9uiBecause it was funny. Sometimes humor doesn't need to be explained if you just get it.

[@brenzikmohaa]

​@@sachinkumar-cq9uioooh somebody's got insecurities.

[@sachinkumar-cq9ui]

@@TheDemonCaine really couldn't get it.

[@TheDemonCaine]

@@sachinkumar-cq9ui Then you lack a sense of humor.

[@bruceglock5725]

This should be shown at all rookie LE training classes, that's how you deescalate a bad situation.

[@ricardokang448]

bruh say that to a karen Tell her that you want to tear her ass up lol

[@bruceglock5725]

@@ricardokang448 Yeah, that part might get a negative reaction.

[@Origami84]

It might work, true. Would you want to do it, though? Every time someone screams insults in your face. I know i don't. Nor do i get upset at people that react to an aggression with more aggression.

[@Thomas116-m2n]

@@ricardokang448 she'd be mad at first....then a week later, she'd be bragging to her friends about it.

[@doyouwanttogivemelekiss3097]

@@Origami84 then again, I hope you don't work in law enforcement or social services

[@cek128]

Best scene ever hahah. “You’re old as fûck, for this club not for the earth” haha

[@RealityIsTheNow]

He right thow. Any man in his right mind would tear that up.

[@0doublezero0]

@@RealityIsTheNow But a younger woman, they would throw larger wads of money for the same. Guy's right.

[@austenreid1257]

As a doorman I can say this is 100% factually accurate to how things go on a daily basis..

[@crunchb3rry]

I love when the policy backfires. Like that doorman who didn't let Paul McCartney into a Grammys after party.

[@ZhanTodorov]

As a former doorman, I can confirm.

[@christiansoto9755]

it is what it is sweetie

[@mufasachainbreaker7757]

The 4 and a 1/4 black man comment was hilarious. Dude is a comedy genius. The way he delivered that punch line was beautiful.

[@ThisHandleWasTheOnly1Available]

One and a quarter, not four and a quarter. 5% of 25 is 1 1/4

[@VienDuHoang]

He's so calm and reasonable. Great situation handling.

[@dramulya.3947]

Darryls facial expressions are always priceless.!

[@endisnear306]

I liked how he handled it so well.

[@danielh3179]

Great performance by Craig Robinson (the club doorman)...

[@946towguy2]

Now if only he could get in a hot tub and go back in time....

[@rajinfootonchuriquen]

Also great perfomance by the warehouse foreman

[@basseyedetjr9054]

Great ... The doorman has a name, am looking him up

[@shumugaming]

He's Doug JUDYYYYYY

[@carlosc.1568]

you mean *Horsedick.mpeg*

[@tiyalewhitehurst338]

"YOUR OLD SHE PREGNANT I CNT HAVE A BUNCH OF OLD PREGNANT WOMEN RUNNING AROUND" LOL FACTS

[@smartyhardy8924]

"That's crazy" lmao

[@tremarcez]

😂😂

[@Jaecht88]

He said bitches not women

[@tiyalewhitehurst338]

@@Jaecht88 trying to be respectful

[@Jaecht88]

@@tiyalewhitehurst338 then don't quote. I respect that

[@Lurkartiist]

The fact that my mom quotes Craig Robinson from this scene years later, just tells you how great this was !😂

[@TheEyeOfHorus69]

what? she tell the bouncer in nightclub as a "Doorman" when they didnt let her in?

[@SilkyLew]

Doorman!

[@Davidscomix]

@@TheEyeOfHorus69 they said she quotes the bouncer (Craig Robinson)

[@rajsiupadhyay1594]

I am guessing - your old ass should know better than that.

[@hmmok5791]

Best comedic scene in movie history. Craig Robinson should have been nominated for best supporting actor.

[@patrickl6987]

This scene is actually pretty darn realistic. My promoter friends in LA have told me that clubs have unspoken rules about the number of non-white women they can let into the club.

[@alaa341g]

'No hard feeling , its just business' , the club do whatever make him money , you go to korea or japan and you'll find clubs that doesn't allow white/foreigners inside , or in france for arabic/north africans and black ppl , so its based on the region not the race , sometimes its cuz the owner is a racist peace of shit , but most of the times he do it just cuz of money cuz his major clients (which are the biggest source of income) are the racist one , so if he allow certain ppl from different ethnicity or race , they won't be confortable and they won't come back. So he will do what benifits his own business even if its a bad thing to do

[@mbealhighjump]

@@alaa341g Or everyone in the scenario is a racist 😂 The racist customers & the club owner that enables them. The funny thing is the largest perpetrator of racism is bs rationalizations like this that let people displace blame for their complicity. “I’m not a racist for having a racial ratio quotas, at the club I own, it’s the paying customers preference.” It’s really not that complicated. Racism operates on a spectrum of personal bias & institutional/systemic discrimination.

[@BadCodPlaya]

@@alaa341g This is 100% a fact, when i was stationed on mainland japan for 2 years i was not allowed into some restaurants and bars because im white. i didnt make a fuss i said alright and went to the place next door lol.

[@alaa341g]

@@mbealhighjump you can say it like that , but lets be honest and not hypocrites , for money ppl will do whatever the fuck it takes to get it , so yeah you may say its simple and you just need to not be racist and don't use the quotas system , but be sure that you're going to dee you're monthly paycheck getting smaller and smaller , cuz after all you need always to please the majority whoever are white or black or asian ......

[@alaa341g]

@@BadCodPlaya yeah its a little bit sad but it is what it is you did well not making it a fuss , we shouldn't act the way like in western countries with the karen attitude and call for racisme and making it noisy cuz it will just make it worst and will give a bad image to a ppl who are not that open yet , cuz with the internet and the world wide influance racisme will eventually go cuz after all racisme exist cuz of ignorance

[@JeffreyGillespie]

“Your old ass should know better than that “ 😂 That is the most hilariously awful compliment ever.

[@jswaggart01]

Bouncer: I'd tear that ass up! Me: Get to the end of the line, bud...

[@VoIPPortland]

I knew I was too old for most clubs when I heard "sir" lol. Love the 2.5 Men scene where Alan takes Charlie to the old person's lounge instead where Charlie could still be top dog.

[@americanwelder9865]

“ your old ass should know better than that” 😂🤣

[@averagestudent1158]

This scene is literally perfect in every sense.

[@basmatiChawal24-7]

Poor Daryl, it seems that sports management with Jim and co didn’t work out.

[@PeopleAdverts]

Never forgave him for killing the fish

[@nelsonaviles3880]

Oh my God Debbie’s face when he says” your old ass should know better than that “…hysterical😉😉

[@frostnova2144]

"Cus you old asf, for this club, not for the...earth" - Emotionally intelligent bouncers 😂😂

[@localfox1000]

One of the greatest scenes of 21st century American cinema. Beautifully written.

[@TheDCGuitar13]

“Your old ass should know better than that”😭😭😭🤣

[@nicoleajobo3415]

“Your old ass should know better than that “😂😂😂😂

[@Nueztoy]

This movie is so well written, and the acting is under appreciated. It gets better each time I see it.

[@jd7634]

Whispers *"I know"* LMAO 🤣😂😂

[@deborahthompson6248]

He’s so cute when he’s sensitive

[@weston407]

me watching this again as a 35 year old 😩

[@jonaseggen2230]

Don't worry about this Weston. Everyone gets old, if they don't die before that. It's not fun, but it is not that bad either. Some stuff gets harder but other things gets easier. Some stuff you can't take part in anymore, but other things you didn't care that much about before becomes more meaningful, pleasurable and valuable. Take care of your friends, stay curious and be good to others, this way you will become wise and enjoy the trust and company of all age groups until your death. "What makes life bearable is the unbearable knowledge that we are going to die". Unfortunately I can't remember who said this, probably because I'm becoming old and forgetful : )

[@midnight687]

@@jonaseggen2230 you re a great guy jonas

[@jonaseggen2230]

@@midnight687 Thanks midnight, I try : )

[@shihoblade]

You not old for the earth yet. But yeah you too damn old to be clubbing.

[@dirkdiggler2379]

lol thats you're problem. I'm 34, fit and feel/look like im 25. hahah a

[@randomobserver8168]

This guy is brilliant. Spins a line of bull to disarm her and even make her slightly hot for him, then drives home the knife about her age and the friend's pregnancy. Magnificent.

[@rahbeeuh]

They aren't friends. They're sisters

[@ashley1919100]

@Akshay Natu no

[@alexbush714]

@Akshay Natu That's weird that you care so much about what goes on in your moms sex life but cool I guess.

[@RikaRieGaming]

@Akshay Natu I could care less what my mom did in her free time lol she deserves nights out even tho she doesn't drink and party.

[@HaloDude557]

@@RikaRieGaming but random hookups are ok?

[@matthewf6124]

In this moment she convinced him to give up his job as a doormen and henceforth became the Pontiac Bandit

[@LJBOY585]

Now this is an origin story

[@memeeee1114]

You are a man of culture I seeeee

[@raymondfloyd9046]

Brooklyn 99

[@flynnmorrow6945]

Yesssssss

[@shivasrinivasan80]

I mean he definitely had that job at Warehouse of paper company. Pontiac Bandit was just his destiny.

[@AncientTiger3]

One of my fav scenes of all time.

[@evanabbott2737]

“I would tear that ass..UP”😂

[@evacaridad]

I was 23 when I 1st saw this movie lol now at 37...it hurt but I still laughed my ass off lol I hate clubbing already so it's good lol

[@Just_Hu]

You are not that old... For the earth.

[@rahbeeuh]

@@Just_Hu 😂😂😂😂

[@lorenzovonmatterhorn4756]

Clubbing is wack ass fuck. The older I get the more annoying they are. I never really liked them when I was younger. Bars are dope though

[@bobwilliams3502]

Your old ass should be sitting on the couch making an Afghan

[@rachelc586]

Same

[@sanchezs7614]

I took his advice, stopped clubbing at 25, started doing Yoga and watching my kids way more 😂

[@michz9304]

You're 25 not 40 😬

[@michz9304]

You're 25 not 40 😬

[@sanchezs7614]

@@michz9304 well im 30 now but at the time i listened 😂

[@SisterSanMiguel]

Same I felt weird about going to the club after 26 started having kids and doing yoga

[@ukhawaja]

You probably have better luck with the ladies at yoga then at a club. Just talk about the latest new age vegan diet, ancient grains and being connected to your chakras.

[@distantraveller9876]

Lmao Leslie Mann is such an underrated actress fr

[@moriellymoproblems7842]

"Thats bad parenting." Seconds later "Have the mushrooms kicked in yet?" 😂

[@jusmusjc494]

Two things I forgot how good that scene was. Great de-escalation. Secondly, the transition to Seth Rogen. Mushrooms kicked in yet... It shows two sides of men 😂

[@rw1557]

As an ex doorman in South Beach, I can tell you I've dealt with women like this a hundred times.

[@kurtdewittphoto]

I get the runs from the stress 😂

[@WaitAMinute1989]

The truth about being a nightclub doorman. Good I miss the 80's.

[@AkshayKumar-ue1fp]

What was different back then?

[@dudeseriously57]

He said, yo old ass should know better than that lol 🤣😅😂

[@nathanielcarreon5634]

I dont go to places where spending my money in their establishment is a privilege.

[@puerrobustus]

It's a privilege for young gorgeous women to go in and find an old ugly fat rich guy. No one sugar daddy looks for old or pregnant women.

[@DeeRio9546]

@@puerrobustus the best response I got into a few clubs for free but my sister who looks pregnant has not always been so lucky but ya they want hot girls in the club to make the club more interesting lol

[@RealityIsTheNow]

It's a privilege to go to anyone's private establishment. Nobody has any right to be there.

[@pettersaethre]

@@RealityIsTheNow you have the opinion its a privilege to get into a car dealership as well. in principle its identical

[@RealityIsTheNow]

@@pettersaethre it's not an opinion it's a fact. You don't have any right to hang around in someone else's private business. The entire time you're there you're there at the discretion of the owners of said private business. People don't seem to understand what private is as opposed to public.

[@sethdaniel1115]

Leslie Mann is an excellent actress. Props to her

[@jrighteous1984]

" can't have a bunch of old pregnant bitches running around in there " ! ..I'm dead ! Lol

[@cdubbau135]

I loved that Paul Rudd was always that guy who had his stuff figured out, but was still always down to be one of the boys.

[@TweedSuit]

He made her feel sorry for him and insulted her all in one go.

[@sacred1827]

When I first watched this I was young and could get in the club. Now it's 16 years later and I'm old. Thanks for listening.

[@piotrd.4850]

EPIC. Also, shows that black doorkeeper has more emotional intelligence & social than typical cougar and he manipulated her to leave :P

[@xokelis0015]

That wasn't manipulation. That was him being honest with her.

[@nikosgreek352]

@@xokelis0015 He manipulated you too apparently.

[@liammurtagh601]

Doorkeeper 🤣😂🤣😂

[@DT-ml3hf]

@@nikosgreek352 The fact you think this is pure manipulation says a lot about you. We’re you hugged enough as a child?

[@Fakename70]

“That black doorkeeper”? Was there more than one in this scene that had any lines and whom anyone could’ve possibly gotten him confused with?

[@danielmarkjacksonii5127]

" Doorman" 😆 handled that professionally 😂😂

[@El_Crazyknight]

Seth Rogan contribution to any movie he is in. ''Ok but like what if we add drugs to it? what if all of that but I am high as fuck? brilliant right? ''

[@gagandeepsinghtalwar2498]

Overrated actor and tht stupid laugh he does n thinks its funny..this n the other guy from the interview..both of them dont deserve anything..

[@El_Crazyknight]

@@gagandeepsinghtalwar2498 I do agree he is overrated as a comedian or actor but he did ok in some roles like the Steve Jobs movie.

[@logik99]

You realise he wrote this and most of the other movies he’s in that blew up. He’s pretty talented lol...

[@Jonathan-Pilkington]

@@gagandeepsinghtalwar2498 You are depressed

[@gagandeepsinghtalwar2498]

@@Jonathan-Pilkington really?You a shrink?

[@StLaRok]

And THAT is how you handle a Karen! 😂

[@silverkitty2503]

Tis so so genuine ..such a genuine moment...i love it

[@paulpetersen6539]

Brilliant acting. At the start of the scene I didn't buy any of it. Least of all the ordinary-sized bookish looking bouncer. But he sold it most of all. Beautiful scene.

[@Vic-pg4rg]

I like how he humbled her and told them both to stop doing this. She's a wife and mother with her sister going to be a mom too. She's pretty much a Karen even to her husband. He sure did have flaws but she's a bit worse.

[@theholymackerel072]

This is how you completely dismantle a vile ego WITHOUT making a scene.

[@redfearlesswarrior5999]

He's the best doorman ever.

[@bguzewi0]

Thank you for bleeping all the swears. Makes the video so much better.

[@saucemagic]

The language bleeps still made this hilarious

[@stefanmovieflixtomasi]

Totally

[@victoiresouledelafont3428]

At first, I understood her anger. But then, she started to shout out all those ridiculous insults, with no rhyme or reason, with no real argument, making such a spectacle of herself, even insulting those innocent girls queuing… And there I was : 😓

[@brad7932]

You understood her anger at not being allowed to automatically jump the queue?

[@earlgray7003]

The Cliff Notes version of "How to Win Friends and Influence People".

[@hippiecheezburger5457]

Leslie Mann is hilarious

[@LarsWalker-xo2jn]

Pretty too

[@jacobwilliams5271]

The Wall comes and gently takes her by the shoulders, " It's time to go Karen, you're old as fuck and your best years are behind you" The wall is undefeated

[@RexDavis415]

Redpill 101

[@diannadolly]

Not really, since the wall is a male only thing.

[@imzjustplayin]

@@diannadolly Wall affects females far sooner and far more frequently than males.

[@diannadolly]

@@imzjustplayin men go bald is what i meant like the old ones sometimes young ones sadly

[@Jlahandle]

I love how poor Alison looks so embarrassed at her sister's crazy behaviour. Great acting

[@MrAsgharbukhari]

That doorman was a brilliant actor

[@thabangmokoena8428]

He handled that smoothly

[@VNtheOnly]

Academy Award acting right there 👏

[@Hatecrewdethrol]

"You old as fuck...for this club not like for the earth"

[@BlackDiamond2718]

Karen: shows up Managers: We'll have somebody to clean that up. Employee: IM THE ONE WHO HAS TO CLEAN THAT UP! Customer: DAMMIT MICHAEL!

[@daganisoraan]

That's a doorman that deserves his paycheck.

[@AngelicNoose]

This scene is seriously so well done.

[@emmad.176]

Craig is so underrated :) He could probably be memorable in a scene dressed as a tree with only one line 🤣

[@michaelpryor78]

"What the fuck is she doing at the club?" Lmao

[@rileymcphee9429]

Such a great monologue.

[@NithinJune]

1:10 You're not him

[@scz798]

I wasn't even 18 when this movie came out. I always thought this scene was so funny. Now I am the old b who's too old for the club. Gosh how time flies. 😭

[@Brad88ford]

Friend was a doorman at the Club in Vegas. Chics would always act like they were more important than anyone else then when they were told they have to wait in line they would get all pissed off. Don't worry girl there are a hundred more like you going to be coming back manana

[@blue-phoenix115]

He kindly and gently destroyed her 😂

[@brothaman007]

One of the best scenes in movie history.

[@KishorTwist]

Whoa, easy there, Ebert!

[@Drive-N-Discover]

This guy deserve an Oscar for this scene

[@stefanmovieflixtomasi]

Also, a Golden Globe

[@ZKern7]

" Can't have a bunch of old, pregnant bitches runnin around " 🤣

[@kevinpeterwareham8131]

what amazing communication skills.

[@antoniojay7491]

The man is obviously a Jedi. "This is not the club u want to go to" lol

[@spookydascary9478]

True though. Wtf she doing at the club, that ain't even good parenting right there. "Your old ass should know that.😅😅😅

[@hieuthepunk]

The bouncee did a god tier job here 😂

[@outdoorlivingvlogs2870]

YOUR A “doorman doorman doorman doorman doorman doorman!! “

[@scottk8245R]

This aged like wine.

[@dandyrevisionist7879]

I laughed so hard I woke up the stupid neighbors. "we can't let old ass n' pregnant women run around the club".

[@starkrebel]

When Karen's can't pretend to be 25 when they're 42...they get on Tinder.

[@Happygabby12345]

u and the rest of these incels seem to fail to realize this is a movie… ur just taking out ur hatred for women in these comments. you must like men sexually

[@voltinator]

@victoria That's what they all say. If they wanted to dance why not wear dance shoes and not high heels.

[@voltinator]

@victoria A movie that rings close to home apparently.

[@heregoesfranklin5962]

My favorite scene of the movie😂😂😂

[@stefanmovieflixtomasi]

Same here