Bein' Ian With Jordan Episode 067: Poltergeist Response W/ TJ Miller

[@Protectionarchives]

Im genuinely taking notes from TJ's ability to wrangle extremely attention deficit alley cats into some semblance of a cohesive conversation. I love y'all

[@SlayerTomentor]

Love you 2 !!!! For the love of god why hasn't Jordan been on are you garbage yet!?! She needs her episode then Ian and Jordan should go on there together and get asked AYG questions about their friendship. Thanks for the nonstop laughs! You two are great slingers of dopamine 👏🏼

[@andrestein6022]

I believe they tried and she no showed or was so late they couldn't do it. I'm also not 100% solid on that memory lol

[@Rizza.]

​@@andrestein6022that God damn ex

[@mongoosedemon7187]

Nice try, Ian.

[@RayRae559]

I think it's because we all know what the outcome will be. We don't need a pod to confirm she's garbage 😂 Nahh but that will be a good episode. It will 100% happen soon.

[@Eyecyou64]

Because The second she would walk in they would just say yes and that's the episode

[@THCMusicBlog]

"i don't talk about net worth in basements" -TJ Miller 🤣

[@bajjajajbajjjajaj6473]

That sounds like some shit a poor guy says to overcompensate in front of people richer and more comfortable than him

[@alyssaswann8026]

tj had me when he said “whether there is free will or not, why waste our time talking about it”🙌🏻

[@StadiumHandz]

Seriously

[@grandmodesty]

This.

[@johnstonecypher6116]

Being able to acknowledge it has a certain value, but that's about it. The way Jordan is using it is just selective nihilism. There's no real justification for when it matters and when it doesn't.

[@dizzlebizzle8424]

it's only a waste of time if you find no meaning or value in discussing or trying to understand it. so it's not a waste of time for anyone who does find that value. your subjective laziness is not an objective truth about the value of it, though.

[@duffmangames6997]

Yes thank you, agreed :) it's like toddlers talking about how they think a jet engine might work

[@weedleavesandseeds8025]

Tj is the perfect example of "Is this a Californian accent or a benzo addiction?"

[@josef2012]

Yes!

[@ashleyromero5302]

Or a life changing brain injury

[@malicioustactics6846]

Na dawg, that's Colorado all the way. Dude is from Denver. They're all like that lol. Microdosed on mushrooms and 150 mgs deep on edibles lmao 🤣

[@PlzReturnYourShoppingCart]

​@@ashleyromero5302yeah, he has a bum brain that has caused him some issues. I judged the crap out of him before I knew that. I got a lot of sympathy for the dude since I found out.

[@ms-wl8wz]

Omg 😂

[@TJHimes]

TJ Miller gave me handfuls of weed at the American Comedy club, and all I had was my hoodie pocket. Walking around San Diego with a kangaroo pouch full of weed from TJ was the best ending possible after his killer set PS - TJ makes thee best peanut butter!!!

[@ericwilson4478]

Episodes where the guest cracks up Jordan are the best

[@crowtears2487]

Watching you guys helps my mental state... Thank you for letting me feel like maybe im not totally alone ... Laughs heal hearts, love you all

[@DerekOfRivia]

Well you are alone. So get over it.

[@sethstartix]

Well poop on you@@DerekOfRivia

[@matthew_hagerty]

TJ has nice couch presence

[@tambob82]

TJ manages the chaos so well! 10/10 guest!!! And Ian's calmer, more mature twin. Older by 22 minutes they say!

[@Lonelywookiee]

TJs title of Emotional Hoardin' with Jordan is a pretty good title to a pod, or even a special 😂.

[@RonBurgundy-iw1xl]

Uncle Ian and TJ Miller is what I always needed but never knew I wanted

[@youtubedrifter5594]

Don’t call him uncle you f######< weirdo!! 😂 just stop

[@DrMatthewHudson]

*are

[@jesseseguine9784]

I'm so happy to be seeing jordan on more podcasts recently!

[@scottoneil8618]

'I don't talk about net worth in basements.' 😂😂

[@Delicia24]

Tj is my favorite in every movie I’ve seen him in 😂😂his humor type of humor is my type of humor 😂

[@lostsoul2184]

Ian is like a truck driver who hasn't purchased the truck part

[@louieo.blevinsmusic4197]

Agreed. Fred Eaglesmith’s “Trucker Speed” without the truck.

[@wes_tank]

Wow I did not expect to learn about stoicism in this episode but I’m definitely here for it

[@grantthomsen8741]

best intro in the game baby boy

[@gmartin167]

06:56 is a real moment for Ian. Some real emotion there.

[@happycampa9622]

you three literally were better than any movie or reality tv show that has been released recently!! Absolutely dead laughing!!!

[@fukuuu]

I'm starting to dig these silly goose times that get serious philosophy towards the end. TJ is always a delight!

[@goldenb2256]

Thanks for having a short intro and ads ! Sincerely, everyone

[@fartfarple]

Ian forgetting it's called " praise kink " and calling it every other synonym is so funny.

[@hithere4719]

*kudos fetish

[@sarahwilliams4055]

I Love these two and add TJ Miller this was wonderful. I laughed so hard at work someone asked if I was alright 😂🤭😘

[@robertallenburton7455]

I think the fact that we do or don't question whether or not we have free whether or not we have free will suggests that we do. Love watching the interactions of Ian and Jordan's very cool friendship

[@nextbizzy]

This is the matchup of energy i need! Havent watched yet but know its gotta be pure chaos !!!

[@Poqanics]

01:10:00 what I would tell Jordan "It's like a Roast..you know when the heat is too much, you know when to back off, you know when it's ready to pull...it just comes out of inspiration"

[@joshbray5016]

This podcast has devolved into an argument about free will with a random guest every episode

[@NightBirdFlying92]

I absolutely adore all 3 of you guys! Great ep Ian & Jordan. ❤ Thank you!

[@cornjobb]

tj miller is a great guest, and just as nuts as you guys are. blowing horns, tasers, taxidermy mouse corpses....i'm all in!

[@michaelortiz3154]

8 is actually alot of comedians for a country to enjoy . we enjoy 3 tops at one time. really just 1 at a time

[@Tabithaaac]

“They are …. During the winter, anywho” lmfaooooo

[@Delicia24]

I saw Jordan on my birthday last year at a comedy club and I’m so glad I did she’s so freaking hilarious the best that night and one of the only remake comic I love ❤❤

[@twofatchicksproductions9015]

TJ's hilarious!

[@slugnasty2395]

I watched the whole thing just for T.J. to try to sell me food. Well played.

[@Pleasefinishyourplateofmince]

Shofar Shogood

[@josef2012]

👏👏👏

[@fliptophiphop1894]

Love how she demonized weed so hard on RAP but she pops pills every day 😂 yea ur fine 😂

[@georgesantos570]

When Jordan brought up “shin pain”… I felt that

[@himoragenma6416]

TJ: Is it drug ENOUGH for U guys!!! Jordan: I need LOVE!!!! #LLCoolJ80sSong😭🤣😂😆👏👏👏 #AaaawwwJordan😊

[@helpis0ntheway]

Killing it with great guests!! Love this pod so much 💛

[@ResistTheGreatReset1984]

In March 2022, when Shane Gillis performed in Edmonton, there was an audience member whose appearance looked uncanny to Ian. From the moustache to the hat. The wild thing is, the guy did not know who Ian was. When I first spotted him that night, I wholeheartedly believed Ian was in Edmonton at a Shane Gillis show. My whole point is: Ian has to come up here sometime to perform and visit his legitimate twin.

[@TheLastSecretGarden]

I'm just sad for myself to learn that Shane was in Edmonton and I missed him. Please come to Edmonton, Ian!!

[@kendramcx]

He has a lot of twins

[@tman12tri]

Hey I seen shane that weekend as well!

[@RELIC1ONE]

probably my favorite episode. good vibes, nuff said!

[@nikkip7099]

Did anybody else see that ghost at 46:49👻👻👻🙀

[@samzulfer2107]

So stoked to see the live pod in February at Zanies!

[@Chris_in_fremantle]

Watching, thinking wow i'm 35 min in and what a chill Ep, then minute 36, straight into an over the guardrail. Everything is good. So Zen.

[@TheGregcawthorne]

I'm a simple man. I see T.J. Miller I open my ear holes.

[@stfumissyy_]

Ian not being able to think of the term "Praise Kink"😅 "Kudos Fetish" is what I'll tell people I have from now on lmao

[@johndoe-l3p4p]

Best pod ever. You guys are the best. East coast gives no fucks and I love it

[@roncinephile]

4:48 You guys are talking about Killers of the Flower Moon and Jew stuff. Well the screenplay was written by Eric Roth who happens to be extremely Jewish, so guaranteed, that's where that came from.

[@benwerth5852]

What a great episode of TJ HOOKIN’ with Jordan Bein’… Ian?

[@jamieodv]

Was listeining while working and had no idea which raspy lesbian was tallking at any time.

[@Cdumps21]

21:47 So interesting. Nice to hear him say it felt self agrandizing. Then Kansas city, a guy died, dog was there. Crackle crackle

[@THCMusicBlog]

"the chosen comedy festival" lmfaoo brilliant. was that the one Aaron Berg started arguing with protestors?😂

[@trendybistro]

TJ Miller is the glue that made Silicon Valley good, the funny relief in Cloverfield and Deadpool. He was great in Our Idiot Brother and She's Out of my League, two underrated movies. He is also a part of one of the funniest Legion of Skanks stories when Harrington unplugged his pinball machine. I love the dude and I'm glad you two mongs had him on!

[@Delicia24]

Never heard of liquid death and the whole time I’m thinking is a beer of some kind 🤣🤣🤣 never would’ve thought it was water

[@BossHawgDawg]

Very good pod, hope you feel better soon Jordan

[@himoragenma6416]

"She has a CARTOON BRAIN!!!"😭🤣😂😆👏👏👏

[@matty55890]

Man I love tj miller

[@ericsalazar3812]

Jordan is such a badass!! Love the podcast

[@Sun_Cat_Pop]

1:02:46 That is a solid 15 secs and funnier knowing it made audio-only listeners check their phones

[@Democracy_will_prevail]

😂 I used to be in some of those chanting groups . Nam myo ho renge kyo . Great people, It brought alo of positivity to my life...until it started getting real cultish. Now i just do it sometimes at home lol.

[@newbietubie]

To still be debating the title is ridiculous. Long time followers know that Jordan was non-committal and was supposed to be co-hosting every other episode.

[@jennhansonxlove]

The poltergeist response to compliments 😂

[@purpleamber1]

So glad TJ pointed out Jordan's fallacy! Her and Kyle clung to Sam Harris' belief and called it fact and then said they didn't believe in fate/determinism 😂 I believe we have free will in our choices, and some people execute their free will more than others, but yes our experiences beyond our control have informed our decisions and will continue to, but we have the choice on the micro.

[@mikem2762]

The part of the free will conversation that causes frustration is that those who do not believe in free will take the most pompous, condescending approach with this bizarre self-righteous explanation, which as its very core is nothing more than a philosophy. Looking into both sides and not really having a preference, the human race has barely scratched the surface of understanding how the human mind even transmits data through synaptic connections, so all of the jargon around free will purely one theory against another.

[@antigfx]

Scarf bit is legendary, the comics hate The Laugh Factory for recording them and posting it without their consent. But I've found so many of my favorite comics from their laugh factory clips. Bit is called "Proceeding Hairline" on their youtube.

[@rafaelfernandeslopesdeoliv1700]

Yeah, have you seen the Michael Richards one? That's onr of my favourite bits.

[@chadriegel2832]

25:00 i wonder if the estonian he refers to is Ari Matti from kill tony

[@rob_comedy]

Fuck yeah TJ! He gave me a white claw after i told a story on Boyscast at Skankfest and gave him a joint. Fuckin great hilarious dude, great ep

[@jamiesf7485]

two things: 1. epicurus is an epicurean not a fucking stoic, he hated them. 2. laconic means spartan, minimalist, understated, austere.

[@DillyBar_666]

Oh thank god I thought this was just the Skankfest episode that TJ showed up on. I’ll take more TJ any day of the week

[@DuckDuckSpruce]

I had a similar experience asking for ice cream at a custard shop, only instead of simply leaving, I was beaten by my stepfather.

[@JUNK_ZONE]

48:40 The accuracy is insane.

[@robbanuelos741]

Have loved TJ since watching Crashing, great guest

[@JUNK_ZONE]

1:10:32 I side with Jordan on this whole discussion. Just because you've been driven around your whole life up to a certain point by your parents doesn't mean that when you drive by yourself as an adult, it's all just magically predetermined when you're the sole person behind the wheel deciding where to go.

[@losbubi4870]

Got to love the comedian philosophers

[@henryjaniszewski2477]

I love how JT instantly tried to create division between Ian and Jordan. Amazing how his brain works

[@TheLastSecretGarden]

You guys need to have Duncan Trussell as a guest.

[@jowithem9]

YES!!! I couldn’t agree more - Say it w/ me Dun- CAN Duncan DUNCAN!! 😂

[@leeboy20]

Gotta love when Craig Glazer comes up. "Dogs here, lotus"

[@joeclark5095]

Saw the thumbnail. Just saw tj. This is gonna be good. Love all you at being ian

[@tylerfrakesrealtor]

Those jeans are doing it for me, Ian 🤣❤️

[@DSPsWifesBF]

Isn’t TJ Miller the guy who called the fake bomb threat on the train?

[@Stttoner]

“I dont talk about networth in basements” 🤣🤣🤣

[@blonded1]

IAN, i am 38 and have down syndrome. TG MILER IS MY FAVORiTE FROM YOGI BEAR D3 MOVIE

[@noahm.7850]

You can’t keep getting away with this

[@eddiesanchez5044]

Jordans crazy voice sounds like my friend, inside my head.

[@beachchickensmedia]

Jordan is wildly underrated. Funniest female comedian right now

[@enricomiceli8704]

jessica kirson is a female, you know

[@beachchickensmedia]

@@enricomiceli8704 she was my favorite last year! also hilarious

[@bobmarvin7498]

Another great one! "Laconic" refers to the city of Laconia, the capitol city of the Spartans; famed for their economy of words. Sort of vlike Jordan when Ian is on one...

[@marthaoschwald2790]

I used to live in Finland and clapped at the Finnish interpretation. Good job!

[@niina9777]

Yes it was spot on! We Finns are as unhappy as we sound😂

[@jackiestillsandfilms]

Someone please help: What is TJ saying he is after saying he's an ethical relativist? @1:12:14

[@robertallenburton7455]

"BEIN IAN" with Jordon reads to me as a concept podcast followed by the name of the star(I thiink its a fine name). Actually they both are the stars

[@NOxSPLOOSHxPLANE]

Tj Miller needs to come back for big hero 6 sequel if they decide to do so and ready player two

[@nothingmatters321]

what kind of sunglasses is TJ wearing?

[@roryfenrir9780]

Anyone know where that baguette video is?

[@DarkDecimus]

Ian, make sure you tip whoever spray painted your jeans on to your body. 😂😂

[@jamesminister2637]

34:49 tj ..... Your welcssssssss😘

[@carriedonaldson5592]

Ian, my favorite fellow delawarean!

[@erikphillips7486]

You only have free will when engaging in knife fights that decide the fate of the Galaxy as described in "Dune"

[@bardsamok9221]

where's the video of Ian falling on the cactus and homeless guy?!

[@_m_m4]

TJ is a comedic treasure ❤ I’ve seen him juggle 5 things at once, it was hilarious 😂

[@thekillers1stfan]

I saw him fuck it up lol

[@Okey-McDokey]

Coffee & a dumpster fire of awesome…. Starts NOW🎉

[@fladamwadam]

Does anybody know how to find TJ's baguette joke that jordan was talking about? 😅