Bein' Ian With Jordan Episode 067: Poltergeist Response W/ TJ Miller

[@Protectionarchives]

Im genuinely taking notes from TJ's ability to wrangle extremely attention deficit alley cats into some semblance of a cohesive conversation. I love y'all

[@alyssaswann8026]

tj had me when he said “whether there is free will or not, why waste our time talking about it”🙌🏻

[@StadiumHandz]

Seriously

[@grandmodesty]

This.

[@johnstonecypher6116]

Being able to acknowledge it has a certain value, but that's about it. The way Jordan is using it is just selective nihilism. There's no real justification for when it matters and when it doesn't.

[@dizzlebizzle8424]

it's only a waste of time if you find no meaning or value in discussing or trying to understand it. so it's not a waste of time for anyone who does find that value. your subjective laziness is not an objective truth about the value of it, though.

[@duffmangames6997]

Yes thank you, agreed :) it's like toddlers talking about how they think a jet engine might work

[@TJHimes]

TJ Miller gave me handfuls of weed at the American Comedy club, and all I had was my hoodie pocket. Walking around San Diego with a kangaroo pouch full of weed from TJ was the best ending possible after his killer set PS - TJ makes thee best peanut butter!!!

[@THCMusicBlog]

"i don't talk about net worth in basements" -TJ Miller 🤣

[@tambob82]

TJ manages the chaos so well! 10/10 guest!!! And Ian's calmer, more mature twin. Older by 22 minutes they say!

[@ericwilson4478]

Episodes where the guest cracks up Jordan are the best

[@matthew_hagerty]

TJ has nice couch presence

[@crowtears2487]

Watching you guys helps my mental state... Thank you for letting me feel like maybe im not totally alone ... Laughs heal hearts, love you all

[@DerekOfRivia]

Well you are alone. So get over it.

[@sethstartix]

Well poop on you@@DerekOfRivia

[@SlayerTomentor]

Love you 2 !!!! For the love of god why hasn't Jordan been on are you garbage yet!?! She needs her episode then Ian and Jordan should go on there together and get asked AYG questions about their friendship. Thanks for the nonstop laughs! You two are great slingers of dopamine 👏🏼

[@andrestein6022]

I believe they tried and she no showed or was so late they couldn't do it. I'm also not 100% solid on that memory lol

[@Rizza.]

​@@andrestein6022that God damn ex

[@mongoosedemon7187]

Nice try, Ian.

[@RayRae559]

I think it's because we all know what the outcome will be. We don't need a pod to confirm she's garbage 😂 Nahh but that will be a good episode. It will 100% happen soon.

[@Eyecyou64]

Because The second she would walk in they would just say yes and that's the episode

[@lostsoul2184]

Ian is like a truck driver who hasn't purchased the truck part

[@louieo.blevinsmusic4197]

Agreed. Fred Eaglesmith’s “Trucker Speed” without the truck.

[@Lonelywookiee]

TJs title of Emotional Hoardin' with Jordan is a pretty good title to a pod, or even a special 😂.

[@RonBurgundy-iw1xl]

Uncle Ian and TJ Miller is what I always needed but never knew I wanted

[@youtubedrifter5594]

Don’t call him uncle you f######< weirdo!! 😂 just stop

[@Juicememelord]

*are

[@jesseseguine9784]

I'm so happy to be seeing jordan on more podcasts recently!

[@wes_tank]

Wow I did not expect to learn about stoicism in this episode but I’m definitely here for it

[@happycampa9622]

you three literally were better than any movie or reality tv show that has been released recently!! Absolutely dead laughing!!!

[@Delicia24]

Tj is my favorite in every movie I’ve seen him in 😂😂his humor type of humor is my type of humor 😂

[@fukuuu]

I'm starting to dig these silly goose times that get serious philosophy towards the end. TJ is always a delight!

[@nikkip7099]

Did anybody else see that ghost at 46:49👻👻👻🙀

[@fartfarple]

Ian forgetting it's called " praise kink " and calling it every other synonym is so funny.

[@hithere4719]

*kudos fetish

[@grantthomsen8741]

best intro in the game baby boy

[@jamieodv]

Was listeining while working and had no idea which raspy lesbian was tallking at any time.

[@Pleasefinishyourplateofmince]

Shofar Shogood

[@josef2012]

👏👏👏

[@joshbray5016]

This podcast has devolved into an argument about free will with a random guest every episode

[@Delicia24]

Never heard of liquid death and the whole time I’m thinking is a beer of some kind 🤣🤣🤣 never would’ve thought it was water

[@Delicia24]

I saw Jordan on my birthday last year at a comedy club and I’m so glad I did she’s so freaking hilarious the best that night and one of the only remake comic I love ❤❤

[@nextbizzy]

This is the matchup of energy i need! Havent watched yet but know its gotta be pure chaos !!!

[@michaelortiz3154]

8 is actually alot of comedians for a country to enjoy . we enjoy 3 tops at one time. really just 1 at a time

[@Tabithaaac]

“They are …. During the winter, anywho” lmfaooooo

[@slugnasty2395]

I watched the whole thing just for T.J. to try to sell me food. Well played.

[@newbietubie]

To still be debating the title is ridiculous. Long time followers know that Jordan was non-committal and was supposed to be co-hosting every other episode.

[@fliptophiphop1894]

Love how she demonized weed so hard on RAP but she pops pills every day 😂 yea ur fine 😂

[@mattyicemadebeats6320]

Man I love tj miller

[@stfumissyy_]

Ian not being able to think of the term "Praise Kink"😅 "Kudos Fetish" is what I'll tell people I have from now on lmao

[@helpis0ntheway]

Killing it with great guests!! Love this pod so much 💛

[@DuckDuckSpruce]

I had a similar experience asking for ice cream at a custard shop, only instead of simply leaving, I was beaten by my stepfather.

[@mikem2762]

The part of the free will conversation that causes frustration is that those who do not believe in free will take the most pompous, condescending approach with this bizarre self-righteous explanation, which as its very core is nothing more than a philosophy. Looking into both sides and not really having a preference, the human race has barely scratched the surface of understanding how the human mind even transmits data through synaptic connections, so all of the jargon around free will purely one theory against another.

[@Cdumps21]

21:47 So interesting. Nice to hear him say it felt self agrandizing. Then Kansas city, a guy died, dog was there. Crackle crackle

[@TheGregcawthorne]

I'm a simple man. I see T.J. Miller I open my ear holes.

[@jennhansonxlove]

The poltergeist response to compliments 😂

[@jamiesf7485]

two things: 1. epicurus is an epicurean not a fucking stoic, he hated them. 2. laconic means spartan, minimalist, understated, austere.

[@roncinephile]

4:48 You guys are talking about Killers of the Flower Moon and Jew stuff. Well the screenplay was written by Eric Roth who happens to be extremely Jewish, so guaranteed, that's where that came from.

[@ericsalazar3812]

Jordan is such a badass!! Love the podcast

[@antigfx]

Scarf bit is legendary, the comics hate The Laugh Factory for recording them and posting it without their consent. But I've found so many of my favorite comics from their laugh factory clips. Bit is called "Proceeding Hairline" on their youtube.

[@rafaelfernandeslopesdeoliv1700]

Yeah, have you seen the Michael Richards one? That's onr of my favourite bits.

[@DillyBar_666]

Oh thank god I thought this was just the Skankfest episode that TJ showed up on. I’ll take more TJ any day of the week

[@JUNKO____]

48:40 The accuracy is insane.

[@TheLastSecretGarden]

You guys need to have Duncan Trussell as a guest.

[@jowithem9]

YES!!! I couldn’t agree more - Say it w/ me Dun- CAN Duncan DUNCAN!! 😂

[@DSPsWifesBF]

Isn’t TJ Miller the guy who called the fake bomb threat on the train?

[@THCMusicBlog]

"the chosen comedy festival" lmfaoo brilliant. was that the one Aaron Berg started arguing with protestors?😂

[@losbubi4870]

Got to love the comedian philosophers

[@marthaoschwald2790]

I used to live in Finland and clapped at the Finnish interpretation. Good job!

[@niina9777]

Yes it was spot on! We Finns are as unhappy as we sound😂

[@leeboy20]

Gotta love when Craig Glazer comes up. "Dogs here, lotus"

[@Okey-McDokey]

Coffee & a dumpster fire of awesome…. Starts NOW🎉

[@johnjohn1586]

Doesn't have a flavor....got me too. 😂

[@Stttoner]

“I dont talk about networth in basements” 🤣🤣🤣

[@joeclark5095]

Saw the thumbnail. Just saw tj. This is gonna be good. Love all you at being ian

[@carriedonaldson5592]

Ian, my favorite fellow delawarean!

[@Tess.Elated]

**PRAISE KINK**

[@bmac2792]

I saw TJ do new material last night. He did the last 5 minutes in complete silence and killed.

[@Joe-oj4rh]

When Jordan wears her hair in a pony tail I'm bricked 😍😍😍😍

[@robbarcen3509]

On the free will topic TWO THINGS CAN BE TRUE

[@TemporaryTony]

Nikki Glazer doesnt believe we have free will either. Heard her talking about it on a podcast.

[@BREAKOUT444]

EVERCLEAR!!!!!

[@hybridcypher8995]

ITS NAM YO HO REN GEY KYO. i was raised by my parents with that

[@DarkDecimus]

Ian, make sure you tip whoever spray painted your jeans on to your body. 😂😂

[@Naught359]

Jordan was right about the Determinism conversation. Determinism equates to a path being laid out for you at the point of your birth. Her point was that, cause and effect dictate your path and the difference is that there is no definite outcome that was programmed, rather, the outcome is based on cause and effect and how you choose to react within those parameters, indicating Free Will. The push back I would give on that logic though, is that some recent studies have shown that brain activity exists before actions are made, which suggests that Free Will is yet again another cause and effect relationship of neurological/hormonal/genetic processes of which are not within our control.

[@himoragenma6416]

Laconic comes from the Lacedaemonians, aka the Spartans, it means to have a straight forward dry wit!!!😁

[@chadriegel2832]

25:00 i wonder if the estonian he refers to is Ari Matti from kill tony

[@slykilla999]

Funny they mention stand up on the spot, in Pretty sure tj miller did something a lot like stand up on the spot awhile ago. Like started his own thing like that.

[@richardandrade9418]

The cane has become a part of ian and he probably should never get rid of it

[@ElevenEleven1188]

sometimes i buckle the seat belt (so its behind you) first, then sit down..

[@CampCultTrash]

oh man lol , jordan seems to not rly vibe with TJ which i totally get tbh- when he’s like “its me huh?.…” 😂

[@juusoveikkowestside]

Finland happyest contry in the world

[@RoboMan570]

If Jordan wore glasses and talked more about philosophy she could be hot.

[@joneseee11]

di-shi-shi! ka-kaaa!

[@blakeanderson5011]

TJ gotta come back on Redbar.

[@roryfenrir9780]

Anyone know where that baguette video is?

[@blackcatblues]

I listen to too many political/philosophical debates to take Ian's rationale on anything seriously. Luckily he's a comedian and is very good at it

[@AwesomesMan]

that 1440p looks good

[@RindyWasHere]

Ian flirting with Jordan is so cute slayyy

[@shanerollins2518]

Should be called bein jordan with ian.

[@derekgatzxx]

best ep

[@chumsole3463]

Ian, because i care about you, be aware,& be weary of the aflatoxins in peanut butter.

[@KeythStoneHTB]

Wait, I want to know what happened in Minneapolis that you didn't like!? Ian better not of had a bad time in my city!!!

[@d1ni1mueter]

let's go ian! all the best for your special taping

[@morganmills5434]

W w w with Jordan ❤️❣️

[@fudgepatty5595]

"I say F**** on youtube?! Yikes!"

[@TildaSwintonPlayingThomYorke]

There’s no free will because of causality duhhh.

[@careysteinberg3363]

You dudes like good music

[@MrPittsSox]

TJ is so funny.

[@nothingmatters321]

what kind of sunglasses is TJ wearing?

[@fladamwadam]

Does anybody know how to find TJ's baguette joke that jordan was talking about? 😅

[@EdLaughs]

Go over there and Jew those heavy cement blocks without power tools.

[@SSCShortChannel]

Damn, Jordan is so beautiful. ❤

[@Doomsense]

Jordan dressed up for TJ.

[@dallasbuck4642]

Fucking love TJ 😂

[@visible2NE1one0nUtube]

eveyone in the comments settle down jesus. this was okay. i liked it

[@chellie7887]

I thought Jordan was Ian's friend that's disgusting what she said!

[@williamroberson6758]

I think that custard story is the worst story I’ve ever heard

[@justinrogers746]

Bein' Jordan with Ian (meow)

[@JeromeHagard]

Teenage millionaire is maybe the best guest so far.💯😂😂🙏🏻