Bein' Ian With Jordan Episode 067: Poltergeist Response W/ TJ Miller

[@Protectionarchives]

Im genuinely taking notes from TJ's ability to wrangle extremely attention deficit alley cats into some semblance of a cohesive conversation. I love y'all

[@alyssaswann8026]

tj had me when he said “whether there is free will or not, why waste our time talking about it”🙌🏻

[@StadiumHandz]

Seriously

[@grandmodesty]

This.

[@johnstonecypher6116]

Being able to acknowledge it has a certain value, but that's about it. The way Jordan is using it is just selective nihilism. There's no real justification for when it matters and when it doesn't.

[@dizzlebizzle8424]

it's only a waste of time if you find no meaning or value in discussing or trying to understand it. so it's not a waste of time for anyone who does find that value. your subjective laziness is not an objective truth about the value of it, though.

[@duffmangames6997]

Yes thank you, agreed :) it's like toddlers talking about how they think a jet engine might work

[@SlayerTomentor]

Love you 2 !!!! For the love of god why hasn't Jordan been on are you garbage yet!?! She needs her episode then Ian and Jordan should go on there together and get asked AYG questions about their friendship. Thanks for the nonstop laughs! You two are great slingers of dopamine 👏🏼

[@andrestein6022]

I believe they tried and she no showed or was so late they couldn't do it. I'm also not 100% solid on that memory lol

[@Rizza.]

​@@andrestein6022that God damn ex

[@mongoosedemon7187]

Nice try, Ian.

[@RayRae559]

I think it's because we all know what the outcome will be. We don't need a pod to confirm she's garbage 😂 Nahh but that will be a good episode. It will 100% happen soon.

[@Eyecyou64]

Because The second she would walk in they would just say yes and that's the episode

[@TJHimes]

TJ Miller gave me handfuls of weed at the American Comedy club, and all I had was my hoodie pocket. Walking around San Diego with a kangaroo pouch full of weed from TJ was the best ending possible after his killer set PS - TJ makes thee best peanut butter!!!

[@weedleavesandseeds8025]

Tj is the perfect example of "Is this a Californian accent or a benzo addiction?"

[@josef2012]

Yes!

[@ashleyromero5302]

Or a life changing brain injury

[@malicioustactics6846]

Na dawg, that's Colorado all the way. Dude is from Denver. They're all like that lol. Microdosed on mushrooms and 150 mgs deep on edibles lmao 🤣

[@PlzReturnYourShoppingCart]

​@@ashleyromero5302yeah, he has a bum brain that has caused him some issues. I judged the crap out of him before I knew that. I got a lot of sympathy for the dude since I found out.

[@ms-wl8wz]

Omg 😂

[@THCMusicBlog]

"i don't talk about net worth in basements" -TJ Miller 🤣

[@bajjajajbajjjajaj6473]

That sounds like some shit a poor guy says to overcompensate in front of people richer and more comfortable than him

[@ericwilson4478]

Episodes where the guest cracks up Jordan are the best

[@tambob82]

TJ manages the chaos so well! 10/10 guest!!! And Ian's calmer, more mature twin. Older by 22 minutes they say!

[@crowtears2487]

Watching you guys helps my mental state... Thank you for letting me feel like maybe im not totally alone ... Laughs heal hearts, love you all

[@DerekOfRivia]

Well you are alone. So get over it.

[@sethstartix]

Well poop on you@@DerekOfRivia

[@matthew_hagerty]

TJ has nice couch presence

[@Lonelywookiee]

TJs title of Emotional Hoardin' with Jordan is a pretty good title to a pod, or even a special 😂.

[@lostsoul2184]

Ian is like a truck driver who hasn't purchased the truck part

[@louieo.blevinsmusic4197]

Agreed. Fred Eaglesmith’s “Trucker Speed” without the truck.

[@jesseseguine9784]

I'm so happy to be seeing jordan on more podcasts recently!

[@RonBurgundy-iw1xl]

Uncle Ian and TJ Miller is what I always needed but never knew I wanted

[@youtubedrifter5594]

Don’t call him uncle you f######< weirdo!! 😂 just stop

[@DrMatthewHudson]

*are

[@scottoneil8618]

'I don't talk about net worth in basements.' 😂😂

[@Delicia24]

Tj is my favorite in every movie I’ve seen him in 😂😂his humor type of humor is my type of humor 😂

[@gmartin167]

06:56 is a real moment for Ian. Some real emotion there.

[@fukuuu]

I'm starting to dig these silly goose times that get serious philosophy towards the end. TJ is always a delight!

[@grantthomsen8741]

best intro in the game baby boy

[@wes_tank]

Wow I did not expect to learn about stoicism in this episode but I’m definitely here for it

[@sarahwilliams4055]

I Love these two and add TJ Miller this was wonderful. I laughed so hard at work someone asked if I was alright 😂🤭😘

[@goldenb2256]

Thanks for having a short intro and ads ! Sincerely, everyone

[@happycampa9622]

you three literally were better than any movie or reality tv show that has been released recently!! Absolutely dead laughing!!!

[@joshbray5016]

This podcast has devolved into an argument about free will with a random guest every episode

[@robertallenburton7455]

I think the fact that we do or don't question whether or not we have free whether or not we have free will suggests that we do. Love watching the interactions of Ian and Jordan's very cool friendship

[@michaelortiz3154]

8 is actually alot of comedians for a country to enjoy . we enjoy 3 tops at one time. really just 1 at a time

[@fliptophiphop1894]

Love how she demonized weed so hard on RAP but she pops pills every day 😂 yea ur fine 😂

[@georgesantos570]

When Jordan brought up “shin pain”… I felt that

[@Delicia24]

I saw Jordan on my birthday last year at a comedy club and I’m so glad I did she’s so freaking hilarious the best that night and one of the only remake comic I love ❤❤

[@fartfarple]

Ian forgetting it's called " praise kink " and calling it every other synonym is so funny.

[@hithere4719]

*kudos fetish

[@nextbizzy]

This is the matchup of energy i need! Havent watched yet but know its gotta be pure chaos !!!

[@NightBirdFlying92]

I absolutely adore all 3 of you guys! Great ep Ian & Jordan. ❤ Thank you!

[@slugnasty2395]

I watched the whole thing just for T.J. to try to sell me food. Well played.

[@jamieodv]

Was listeining while working and had no idea which raspy lesbian was tallking at any time.

[@Pleasefinishyourplateofmince]

Shofar Shogood

[@josef2012]

👏👏👏

[@johndoe-l3p4p]

Best pod ever. You guys are the best. East coast gives no fucks and I love it

[@Tabithaaac]

“They are …. During the winter, anywho” lmfaooooo

[@Poqanics]

01:10:00 what I would tell Jordan "It's like a Roast..you know when the heat is too much, you know when to back off, you know when it's ready to pull...it just comes out of inspiration"

[@Delicia24]

Never heard of liquid death and the whole time I’m thinking is a beer of some kind 🤣🤣🤣 never would’ve thought it was water

[@cornjobb]

tj miller is a great guest, and just as nuts as you guys are. blowing horns, tasers, taxidermy mouse corpses....i'm all in!

[@ResistTheGreatReset1984]

In March 2022, when Shane Gillis performed in Edmonton, there was an audience member whose appearance looked uncanny to Ian. From the moustache to the hat. The wild thing is, the guy did not know who Ian was. When I first spotted him that night, I wholeheartedly believed Ian was in Edmonton at a Shane Gillis show. My whole point is: Ian has to come up here sometime to perform and visit his legitimate twin.

[@TheLastSecretGarden]

I'm just sad for myself to learn that Shane was in Edmonton and I missed him. Please come to Edmonton, Ian!!

[@kendramcx]

He has a lot of twins

[@tman12tri]

Hey I seen shane that weekend as well!

[@benwerth5852]

What a great episode of TJ HOOKIN’ with Jordan Bein’… Ian?

[@stfumissyy_]

Ian not being able to think of the term "Praise Kink"😅 "Kudos Fetish" is what I'll tell people I have from now on lmao

[@Democracy_will_prevail]

😂 I used to be in some of those chanting groups . Nam myo ho renge kyo . Great people, It brought alo of positivity to my life...until it started getting real cultish. Now i just do it sometimes at home lol.

[@himoragenma6416]

TJ: Is it drug ENOUGH for U guys!!! Jordan: I need LOVE!!!! #LLCoolJ80sSong😭🤣😂😆👏👏👏 #AaaawwwJordan😊

[@nikkip7099]

Did anybody else see that ghost at 46:49👻👻👻🙀

[@twofatchicksproductions9015]

TJ's hilarious!

[@helpis0ntheway]

Killing it with great guests!! Love this pod so much 💛

[@samzulfer2107]

So stoked to see the live pod in February at Zanies!

[@Chris_in_fremantle]

Watching, thinking wow i'm 35 min in and what a chill Ep, then minute 36, straight into an over the guardrail. Everything is good. So Zen.

[@RELIC1ONE]

probably my favorite episode. good vibes, nuff said!

[@rob_comedy]

Fuck yeah TJ! He gave me a white claw after i told a story on Boyscast at Skankfest and gave him a joint. Fuckin great hilarious dude, great ep

[@ericsalazar3812]

Jordan is such a badass!! Love the podcast

[@matty55890]

Man I love tj miller

[@antigfx]

Scarf bit is legendary, the comics hate The Laugh Factory for recording them and posting it without their consent. But I've found so many of my favorite comics from their laugh factory clips. Bit is called "Proceeding Hairline" on their youtube.

[@rafaelfernandeslopesdeoliv1700]

Yeah, have you seen the Michael Richards one? That's onr of my favourite bits.

[@TheLastSecretGarden]

You guys need to have Duncan Trussell as a guest.

[@jowithem9]

YES!!! I couldn’t agree more - Say it w/ me Dun- CAN Duncan DUNCAN!! 😂

[@Cdumps21]

21:47 So interesting. Nice to hear him say it felt self agrandizing. Then Kansas city, a guy died, dog was there. Crackle crackle

[@BossHawgDawg]

Very good pod, hope you feel better soon Jordan

[@newbietubie]

To still be debating the title is ridiculous. Long time followers know that Jordan was non-committal and was supposed to be co-hosting every other episode.

[@DillyBar_666]

Oh thank god I thought this was just the Skankfest episode that TJ showed up on. I’ll take more TJ any day of the week

[@TheGregcawthorne]

I'm a simple man. I see T.J. Miller I open my ear holes.

[@eddiesanchez5044]

Jordans crazy voice sounds like my friend, inside my head.

[@jennhansonxlove]

The poltergeist response to compliments 😂

[@Sun_Cat_Pop]

1:02:46 That is a solid 15 secs and funnier knowing it made audio-only listeners check their phones

[@jamiesf7485]

two things: 1. epicurus is an epicurean not a fucking stoic, he hated them. 2. laconic means spartan, minimalist, understated, austere.

[@himoragenma6416]

"She has a CARTOON BRAIN!!!"😭🤣😂😆👏👏👏

[@roncinephile]

4:48 You guys are talking about Killers of the Flower Moon and Jew stuff. Well the screenplay was written by Eric Roth who happens to be extremely Jewish, so guaranteed, that's where that came from.

[@THCMusicBlog]

"the chosen comedy festival" lmfaoo brilliant. was that the one Aaron Berg started arguing with protestors?😂

[@DuckDuckSpruce]

I had a similar experience asking for ice cream at a custard shop, only instead of simply leaving, I was beaten by my stepfather.

[@purpleamber1]

So glad TJ pointed out Jordan's fallacy! Her and Kyle clung to Sam Harris' belief and called it fact and then said they didn't believe in fate/determinism 😂 I believe we have free will in our choices, and some people execute their free will more than others, but yes our experiences beyond our control have informed our decisions and will continue to, but we have the choice on the micro.

[@henryjaniszewski2477]

I love how JT instantly tried to create division between Ian and Jordan. Amazing how his brain works

[@mikem2762]

The part of the free will conversation that causes frustration is that those who do not believe in free will take the most pompous, condescending approach with this bizarre self-righteous explanation, which as its very core is nothing more than a philosophy. Looking into both sides and not really having a preference, the human race has barely scratched the surface of understanding how the human mind even transmits data through synaptic connections, so all of the jargon around free will purely one theory against another.

[@trendybistro]

TJ Miller is the glue that made Silicon Valley good, the funny relief in Cloverfield and Deadpool. He was great in Our Idiot Brother and She's Out of my League, two underrated movies. He is also a part of one of the funniest Legion of Skanks stories when Harrington unplugged his pinball machine. I love the dude and I'm glad you two mongs had him on!

[@Joe-oj4rh]

When Jordan wears her hair in a pony tail I'm bricked 😍😍😍😍

[@losbubi4870]

Got to love the comedian philosophers

[@NOxSPLOOSHxPLANE]

Tj Miller needs to come back for big hero 6 sequel if they decide to do so and ready player two

[@robbanuelos741]

Have loved TJ since watching Crashing, great guest

[@DSPsWifesBF]

Isn’t TJ Miller the guy who called the fake bomb threat on the train?

[@joeclark5095]

Saw the thumbnail. Just saw tj. This is gonna be good. Love all you at being ian

[@bobmarvin7498]

Another great one! "Laconic" refers to the city of Laconia, the capitol city of the Spartans; famed for their economy of words. Sort of vlike Jordan when Ian is on one...

[@marthaoschwald2790]

I used to live in Finland and clapped at the Finnish interpretation. Good job!

[@niina9777]

Yes it was spot on! We Finns are as unhappy as we sound😂

[@robertallenburton7455]

"BEIN IAN" with Jordon reads to me as a concept podcast followed by the name of the star(I thiink its a fine name). Actually they both are the stars

[@Stttoner]

“I dont talk about networth in basements” 🤣🤣🤣

[@robbarcen3509]

On the free will topic TWO THINGS CAN BE TRUE

[@JeremyForTheWin]

the irony of TJ critiquing people's ability to listen...

[@blonded1]

IAN, i am 38 and have down syndrome. TG MILER IS MY FAVORiTE FROM YOGI BEAR D3 MOVIE

[@noahm.7850]

You can’t keep getting away with this

[@JUNK_ZONE]

48:40 The accuracy is insane.

[@leeboy20]

Gotta love when Craig Glazer comes up. "Dogs here, lotus"

[@Okey-McDokey]

Coffee & a dumpster fire of awesome…. Starts NOW🎉

[@andrestein6022]

This is gonna be a good one lol

[@DustinHaggerty-lj1ix]

I think it would be so silly to expect to live a life without suffering

[@tylerfrakesrealtor]

Those jeans are doing it for me, Ian 🤣❤️

[@JUNK_ZONE]

1:10:32 I side with Jordan on this whole discussion. Just because you've been driven around your whole life up to a certain point by your parents doesn't mean that when you drive by yourself as an adult, it's all just magically predetermined when you're the sole person behind the wheel deciding where to go.

[@erikphillips7486]

You only have free will when engaging in knife fights that decide the fate of the Galaxy as described in "Dune"

[@BREAKOUT444]

EVERCLEAR!!!!!

[@beachchickensmedia]

Jordan is wildly underrated. Funniest female comedian right now

[@enricomiceli8704]

jessica kirson is a female, you know

[@beachchickensmedia]

@@enricomiceli8704 she was my favorite last year! also hilarious

[@richardandrade9418]

The cane has become a part of ian and he probably should never get rid of it

[@carriedonaldson5592]

Ian, my favorite fellow delawarean!

[@himoragenma6416]

Laconic comes from the Lacedaemonians, aka the Spartans, it means to have a straight forward dry wit!!!😁

[@Freckles101598]

I laughed a lot. Good stuff