I Spent 100 YEARS RAIDING in Crusader Kings 3... This is What Happened!

[@Koifish]

*Consider this my graduation doctorate thesis from Raiding Univeristy! I am now a fully educated Raidologist!* Holy MOLY was raiding only a fun strategy to play the game with! I can imagine this being a really annoying strategy to use in Multiplayer games! What's your favorite strategy in Crusader Kings 3? Let me know in the comments!

[@ziad0475]

meow

[@strikergamer2979]

woof woof

[@TheDanc1nghawk]

Raidiologist.

[@walnzell9328]

King Bjorn was both sadistic and forgiving, meaning he gained stress every time he tortured or executed someone. What a weird combination of traits.

[@Swedishmafia101MemeCorporation]

Black Friday sales in the Middle Ages be like

[@Koifish]

Everything (and everyone!) must go!

[@pranavtomar3952]

1:21 now we have 3 options

[@Koifish]

AUUUGH I GOT STUCK IN A TIME LOOP SEND HELP!

[@Middovah]

one retake for each option B)

[@amshermansen]

This is the real consequence of raiding. Time loops and wibly wobly dialogue.

[@coldbattler]

But how many options are there?

[@AC-hj9tv]

​@@Koifishhelp stepbro I'm stuck in a time loop

[@lemontreeeee4586]

"we ruined the development of england" omg margaret thatcher reference?

[@drakan4769]

raiding tip: raising raiders will exclude your event troops, however if you raise the army normally and _then_ toggle raiding you can raid with your special troops

[@rivercat7765]

Gold for the Raider God! Gold for the Golden Throne!

[@It-zMrRomeo]

i love how the descendants of a Dane slowly kept becoming darker and darker skin tone as with each generation 😂

[@rapecel]

just like irl

[@gayanudugampola8973]

​@@rapecelmfw the sun gets hotter.

[@parttimedishwasher]

@@rapecel that s sweden though

[@rapecel]

@@gayanudugampola8973 mfw europe gets browner

[@rapecel]

@@parttimedishwasher not tve copenhagen is full

[@MrGayMaster]

Famous three choices of Jarl Haesrin

[@walnzell9328]

I can't wait for the day Firstname "Haesteinn" Koifishson comes of age and takes up his father's profession.

[@OverlordMalarkey]

I can imagine both koifish and 15 yr old koifishson playing Crusader Kings 4 multiplayer in future videos

[@walnzell9328]

Papa, you forgot to buy the $30 DLC to let you play anything east of Lotharingia. How will we horse lord all over our enemies? I don't wanna be Haesteinn again!

[@OverlordMalarkey]

@@walnzell9328 you will play as Haesteinn and you will enjoy it! Dont you forget I wanted to name you Haesteinn! Less talking, MOAR RAIDING!

[@walnzell9328]

@@OverlordMalarkey One more crack like that, son, and you'll be playing EUV with your mother!

[@OverlordMalarkey]

@@walnzell9328 no please id rather play hearts of iron 5

[@rivercat7765]

Hearing Koifish mispronounce lasagna is hilarious 😂

[@everlasting_death4219]

Read the title as"Spent 100 years reading in CK3". Still pretty accurate, considering the amount of game mechanics you need to learn for this, might as well get a major degree in it😂

[@CrashperM]

And he’s back as haesteinn.

[@vaultboy6911]

Are we surprised?

[@ChrisVillagomez]

No Koifish, THANK YOU for the glorious content you always make 👍👍

[@Koifish]

No ChrisVillagomez, THANK YOU for watching it for the last three years! :D

[@dipsers]

Me: „yes I would say that I am a tolerant person :)“ Koifish: „that la-saG-na was very good! :)“ Me: „I no longer identify as a tolerant person“

[@hanswurst6712]

Yeah, that pronounciation was truly disturbing.

[@birdofterror6628]

Evil Haesteinn be like: "That's enough raiding."

[@ziutek1688]

@koifish, thank you for entertaining us all. And providing ideas how to have even more fun in CK3

[@Shnewk2]

Can't wait for the big surprise! Excited to see what's to come on your channel Koifish. Sick video as usual :)

[@alatamore]

Love it! I may have to give this one a shot as well. I’ve been having fun playing as an immortal custom, adventuring to insane gold, prestige and piety then trying to conquer the world. CK3 somehow became my top PDX game since the latest releases.

[@OverlordMalarkey]

And to no ones surprise, he's playing as Haesteinn again

[@keltongillanders5736]

MOM GET THE CAMERA, KOIFISH JUST POSTED A HAESTEINN VIDEO

[@AubeDiggity]

New video idea. Haesteinn becomes Christian for the love of the game and creates the catholic holy land. Or Haesteinn protects the Christian world from the Mongolia death stack. I also support immortal Haesteinn, an undying defender of Cagliari

[@BlackPigeonPilled]

I can now capture skilled slaves... We now have three options.

[@YunsAvatar]

Thank you for all the wonderful entertainment that you provide. Saw you as part of a Spiffing Brit video and am excited to see the results on your channel!

[@TRPLD]

I think a gotta catch em all run would be fun, where you would need to collect as many different things as possible (artifacts, prisoners, partners, Men at Arms regiments, traits etc.). Great stuff anyways!

[@Mozers05]

KOIFISH, please use Haesteinn in fantasy mods. XD I wanna see him magically transported to Westeros, or fighting the orcs in Lord of The Rings

[@coyotefire69420]

I have a challenge for you Koifish.. dont play Haesteinn. Hahaha love your videos man

[@LeontijVerchnevezkij]

New Koifish video !!!!!!

[@alejandropena-acosta2236]

Thank you for the countless hours of entertainment @Koifish can’t wait to see what’s in store for the future 😊

[@part-timeprick7217]

honestly man I thought I was watching mount and blade. Man was just a sea raider. LESS TALKING, MORE RAIDING

[@Odding91]

As an Italian, i love everytime Koifish says CaGLiàri! No sarcasm. I just stupidly love that pronunciation

[@RicegumNeverBrokeAgain]

Become the Byzantine emperor as haestein

[@teal_m_101]

Live, Laugh, Raid

[@nicolasdhondt4001]

Well this one was a banger. Haesteinn and mön are the funny way of life

[@AubeDiggity]

Based heart to heart from Koidaddy ❤

[@antoni-nv7nj]

Haesteinn: The World is Yours

[@pidor99]

FOOOOOOOR MONEEEEY!

[@Luka_Petakovic09]

Yes, first to see another addiction video

[@Koifish]

I swear I can stop ANYTIME! :D

[@primovictoria2380]

I see haestinn, I watch simple as...

[@Remianen]

Hmm, sounds like there will be an addition to the Koifish Warband. Will make succession a pain but congrats if that's the case!

[@aznperson8]

23:32 is the most absolutely unhinged Koifish (and it's great)

[@nealjroberts4050]

Cornish Pirate Kingdom next?

[@Alman117]

I did a Isle of Mann Haesteinn run a little while ago and I got the Conqueror trait early on it was a pretty fun run.

[@LoganAntonick]

A certified Less Talking More Raiding Classic!

[@grouchypotatowolfpack5580]

The development stealing gives me an idea. Tall Iceland: 100 development before 1066

[@deyonvandraanen7492]

My good sir, you can just press the checkmark when hiring mercenaries instead of clicking the group first

[@orirotem2298]

Haesteinn is happy again he is with you he missed you

[@naturalbornpatriot6369]

You should try RICE mod and play as Rollo and form Norman culture. It’s really fun

[@jeduvpatek6755]

Its KCD 1 music! Nice

[@C4rl0s011]

3:57 This Phrase never comes out when you hear it for the First time.

[@undead9999]

As an Italian, hearing lasaGna was hilarious 😂

[@sonicDhedgehog]

i know im late on saying this but I hope your changes in your life goes well for you bud

[@SquirrelMaestro]

He’s back

[@Yacovo]

Way to destroy the world. Thanks for the video.

[@TheDanc1nghawk]

had to check that I didnt have Morrowind open, good choice in music

[@sarchlalaith8836]

If you take Normandy and form. The Norman's do you lose the jomsviking pirate

[@extremebrah]

that's a Haesteinn fetish at this point lol

[@MeCrazy516]

should of journeyed out of montegue and become tribal in mon, instant full army of veterans

[@elcris716]

UN VIDEO MA MI GENTE🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥

[@angelsanabria8497]

“I’m going to continue vaping for 100 years

[@watcherofthewest8597]

All I do is raid in CK3...Year 1300, all my lands are still tribal and I have like 20K gold.

[@bartomiejwygoda8402]

Raid shadow legends just lost a great advertising opportunity

[@rockmcdwayne1710]

Tribal era and raiding is actually pretty damn busted mechanic as Norse. If you take your sweet time spending as tribal ruler and focus on raiding... more precisely, destroying enemy armies, you can amass crazy amount of prestige and run around with like 4000 or so varngian vets. If you keep doing it for a long time, you can destroy all the kindoms and empires in Europe simply because if you weaken the armies of all the kingdoms enough they tend to break appart in the long run. Eventually when you come out of tribal era and transfer to feudal, you are going to be so much stronger than anyone around!

[@mountableblade]

Okay, how does one get that detailed battle screen?

[@Hapsburger]

Is Koifish’s surprise where he reveals himself to be the real haesteinn and has been using this Channel to make supporters for his World conquest?

[@user-pp6dj1hi7p]

Haesteinn

[@CrackerSnatcherHardCore]

when can we get black haestin

[@АдекватныйАдекват-я5щ]

One more recedive of haisteen addiction

[@DemianX6x6x6X]

as a wise man once told me; less talking, more raiding

[@R3dfrank]

Btw Koifish Its pronunced Lasaña.....and Cagliari its pronunced Caiari.

[@kalamir93]

He knows. He's just a little trolling.

[@ComradTaylor]

this is too funny

[@Thomas_from_roblox]

The jarl of France

[@robertjohnstone3244]

Best decision in game I've come across anyone agree or is there other powerful ones similar?

[@ntolman]

Video idea: Make Israel Norse and Asatru.

[@donnym3415]

I think you might have an addiction

[@IronWolf123]

Can you form the Bosphorus Kingdom?

[@alexandergoit]

La-Zag-Nah

[@rubenromanus6875]

Nice

[@TheSHAUNCHOO]

"LaSuckNa" 😅

[@AniruddhKumar0]

Could you please make a Empire total war with the Mughals

[@zaoda1357]

raid fish

[@gordyrroy]

Lassacknah.

[@Klavsfangold]

For a guy with FISH in his name the amount of content with actual fish is disapointing.

[@heavendunham8020]

KOIFISH

[@anvos658]

You are so lucky the AI is a moron instead of just uniting against you.

[@Jay-l7o5t]

What about 200?

[@chemievideo]

We got three options. Oh yeah we got three options... did I mention that we have three options?

[@mariokuppers5686]

Haesteining. The correct term is Haesteining. Raiding is only for Babarian Mongols

[@dechchat.fahsang]

Less talking! More raiding!!

[@edgychico9311]

Now can you spending 200 years of raiding?

[@ifrozeneagle3697]

LasaGNA

[@vaultboy6911]

Play gay Haesteinn next

[@poyraga4635]

Hello brother,

[@dewantoandoko9207]

Cough.. Raid India.. 😅

[@catalinbostan3542]

You gave the throne of England to an infirm woman who has 0 chance of having children..

[@gurrtug9213]

you should play a jewish adventurer and try to make the kingdom of izrael

[@Casual_Killroy]

ooph editing looking a little sloppy

[@zm1786]

LA sag NA

[@DaimyoShi]

you can steal the Pyramids, you are not British.

[@crino_enjoyer]

Another kid?