I Created the STRONGEST JARL HAESTEINN in Crusader Kings 3!

[@Koifish]

*PLEASE PARADOX BUFF HAESTEINN LIKE THIS PLEAAAAAAASE*

[@TheColombianSpartan]

Here we see the effects of "Hæsteinn addiction" A most severe affliction

[@qhu3878]

dw paradox if you buff him he'll just take 2 counties in england and get murdered by the french like he normally does

[@marcus4046]

I remember when he enjoyed Sigurd Ring in ck2...does anyone else remember that?

[@Chooch1080]

If you do a sequel I think it would be rad to add Only the Strong and Reverence for Veterans to the super culture lol. Or Mystical Ancestors but you'd have to unlock the perk in the Renown Tree first

[@subadnur7740]

Honor your oath High King! we got the 5k

[@FinnBrennan-h2v]

He has entered the final stage of Haesteinn addiction nothing can help him now 💀💀💀

[@JackMaier-ry5tu]

There is no rehab for this it’s too late for him…

[@patryk7071]

There is ampiutation of the head

[@Hello_Mello252]

@@JackMaier-ry5tuhe already tried😊

[@coreyfogarty4469]

Bro so addicted to Haesteinn that he on the verge to ascending to haesteinn hood, the haesteinn valhalla, hell I wouldn't be surprised if he became a eldricth haesteinn addict 😭

[@DemonKingBadger]

Playing Haesteinn= his precioussss

[@returnofthesungod]

bro wants haestinn to canonically shoot fire out of his mouth and be able to stop time

[@PraiseJ-Pope]

Haesteinn Dovahkiin?

[@athiocordatus9572]

Haesteinn Brando?

[@Aedlmonrl]

Haesteinn Izayoi?

[@mdffhj]

Haesteinn Christ?

[@tomwarren5580]

"...by picking fundamentalist we will consider all other religions hostile and infidel. Very Good." Would be such a wild thing to hear without context.

[@thalmoragent9344]

I mean, plenty of religious extremists in history have had similar thoughts

[@thommy_optmax]

I"'m beloved by everyone expect the people that hate me." Classic Koifish.

[@Swedishmafia101MemeCorporation]

Just when I thought Haesteinn couldn't get more powerful... 😱

[@Jarl_Haesteinn]

There's no limit to the perfectness.

[@HunterProffit]

Finally he’s playing haestinn again

[@umutoruc832]

Not declaring a war for a long time can cause you to lose conqueror trait. You can raid but do it fast.

[@henrykkeszenowicz4664]

Fun historical fact: Jarl Haesteinn actually tried to sack Rome and kinda succeded, but then they figured out that they mistook the city of Luna for Rome. Yes, historical Haesteinn was as crazy as Koifish playing him.

[@Jarl_Haesteinn]

Yeah, that story about me playing dead to conquer the city is totally true

[@ArryOtter-ui3wt]

​@@Jarl_HaesteinnOh my god, is it really you

[@Jarl_Haesteinn]

@@ArryOtter-ui3wt how dare you to doubt

[@ArryOtter-ui3wt]

@@Jarl_Haesteinn sorry my lord, you are just so magnificent that I thought I was hallucinating

[@Chronic_Gambler]

Remember when Koifish tried breaking his addiction? he's become a true addict now. We've come full circle

[@returnofthesungod]

next video: haesteinn defeats the Emperor of Mankind in a duel with one hand and blindfolded

[@qhu3878]

not hard to beat a corpse

[@MinktheStorykeeper]

*Beats up skeleton*

[@xXxXxEmoSasukexXxXx]

Pre or post Heresy?

[@Hapsburger]

Didn’t you know that haesteinn is the Emperor of Mankind?

[@xXxXxEmoSasukexXxXx]

@@Hapsburger You know, I like the way you think my friend.

[@ruvtherussiaboi9461]

I did something similar recently, basically i had this idea of an immortal viking just going around making significant changes to the map (like elevating the kingdom of mann and the isles, ending the iberian struggle etc.), each time going back to square one by turning himself adventurer and just migrating somewhere else, he got the conqueror event right off the bat, so i feared that when i turned adventurer the conqueror trait would be lost, thus i migrated to mongolia the classical way by picking small counties in siberia until reached monglia i conquered, hybridised and became the greatest of khans with the conqueror trait, it was a wild ride.

[@DaFloove]

HAESTEINNUS, TO NORTH GREECE!

[@Iskornst]

the gutteral response when Koifish remembers he's spreading Denmark's borders! XD

[@gregoryparker7067]

Great Elder Scrolls: Oblivion music in the background.

[@thegreatestdane8978]

Just imagine being a feudal ruler and just hearing rumours about this insane immortal viking running around stealing kingdoms and just slaughtering thousands... I would probably have game-ended myself or fled into the wilds to avoid his wrath.

[@nick3xtremegaming212]

Haesteinn Addiction Level: Hopeless.

[@strategabe]

One Haesteinn to rule them all

[@midgematic8659]

The only sin of this video is Koifish not dropping the modded haesteinn code allowing us to put in this absolute GOAT of a man into our own games 😭🙏

[@Jarl_Haesteinn]

Just add the traits in the game files. Why do you need a specific mod for such an easy thing.

[@gordyrroy]

11:21 legendary quote "hehe Denmark! Ahööargh, I forgot I'm Denmark"

[@wiliamvoss]

CK3 with M&B music is awesome

[@SnowReaper-s7s]

Koifish gon fall back into a hastein addiction

[@johnnavey6036]

What have you done, it was said you would beat the addiction bring ballance to ck3 not leave it in Hæsteinn dominance

[@Dark_2978]

i agree haesteinn as our new god!

[@AMpersand_videos]

21:00 I’ve never seen a -242 modifier before. I’ve been less hated by recently conquered infidels than Koifish was hated by people for giving titles to lowborns

[@Maydupnem777]

Oh god, the warband music in the background is pure nostalgia

[@RimWorldRimmer]

Ah yes haesteinn is playing Koifish today

[@OddReal]

i wait weeks for any of my favourite content creators to make a new video on CK3 and it happens just for it to be Haestienn again

[@kohlicoide2258]

0:03 WHAT?! NO WAY! I always though you are a King Charles the Bald Fan.. my life is a lie!

[@SilverionX]

Put the rest of this series in the bag, and nobody gets hurt.

[@crino_enjoyer]

Koifish got possessed by sprit of Martin luther in 22:45

[@sr.n.6646]

I watched it in a blink. Such a catchy video, love it!

[@DemonKingBadger]

Immortal Haesteinn could marry Matilda of Tuscany, now

[@thatguy3421]

We need Koifish to play as Haestein and both Laith and Simi has to stop him

[@misterbacyon3508]

What’s with the banner lord music?

[@arno_grnfld455]

You should try haesteinn with clan government and at antagonistic house unity, literally unlimited invasion cb

[@MatthewZzzz0]

My best and most fun haestein run was before they nerfed his level of fame. I immediately conquer duchy on Brittany, France joined I smashed both their armies and followed up conquer duchy for Normandy, then invade kingdom on Wessex. This was all fast enough Albert didn't succeed his brother yet so he became my vassal and our combined dynasty ruled Britannia together as English asatru vikings. It was glorious

[@reecepalmer785]

I think its been too long since a Haestein video, honestly we need 3 in a row to make up for it now!!

[@ryanbarber6481]

My to-go route is, making a custom ruler, within the 400 limit of course, replace the Chieftain of Mon, and build your army a bit, build your tribal holding, raiding etc., once you're strong enough, do an independence war against Jarl Ivar then create the Duchy of Mon. Once you get the requirements, you can then create the Kingdom of Mann and by Golly that is OP. I usually start there, take over all England, Denmark then go for Norway and hold them for 30 years, then create the Empire of the North Sea :D

[@thetruegoldenknight]

HAESTEINN IS BACK WITH A VENGEANCE! And I am so on board with it! :D ALSO I think that's KotOR music I hear in the background somewhere. Also I know that experience: we want to bring the entire map under one rule, but before the 1/4 mark, it gets tedious and agonizing, so then we just...STOP.

[@neoasdrubaul]

Gogo 5k. Get the world 🎉

[@LilMicro808]

I love your videos koifish ❤️

[@walnzell9328]

Koifish: We don't need the whole of body tree since we're immortal. The bullsh_t plague system: Buenos dias, f_ckboy!

[@DerKaiser44]

I have waited eternal ages of suffering for a new HAESTEINN episode! Min life is complete nu.

[@conanmcdonagh2619]

More! Haesteinn World Tour!

[@minnumseerrund]

Hæstein the Dane confirmed

[@walnzell9328]

The Haesteinese will no doubt become known as the Hasty Knees in the future. Too hasty to put the second N of Haesteinn in the name.

[@WilliamMarshallofScotland]

2:54, for some ffing reason i laughed way to hard at this dumb joke, i love you koifish, i love you haestein, and i hate both of you in equal amounts too. best kind of love

[@orirotem2298]

Haesteinn is happy again he got his wish to be with you and he got immortality

[@otreborsko_0]

Bannerlord background music... You deserve like

[@mango4586]

One Jarl Haesteinn to rule them all

[@sarchlalaith8836]

I'm honestly shocked you didn't go to the isle of man first for even more free troops.

[@mrSaber79]

His Haestinn addiction is becoming terminal.

[@elcris716]

UN VÍDEO MA MI GENTE 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@johnturner9546]

I hope this turns into a immortal series

[@juls6599]

What mods does koifish use? For batlles and stuff

[@TheSamwise61]

gotta love that sexy blue empire colour

[@Neptune670]

Haesteinn got the help of the sturgians from bannerlord.

[@mugrichabaxem8494]

Actually i think raiding conserves the conqueror trait ! had a game in which i was proposed to get it through raiding, and i didn't conquered things for some year but only raiding, and still had it

[@Savaris96]

I have seen Haesteinn outlive Ragnarr quite a few times, tbh, boy tend to die, and his dad doesnt

[@Carlos_cheh]

The addiction is too powerful now, we’ve reached the point of no return

[@rockmanguy6254]

LETS GO HÆSTEINN

[@yunusemreyc]

bro put bannerlord theme in intro i was like "did I unknwoingly opened it or what?"

[@minebozz4237]

you should try to play as an immortal adventurer ✨

[@matteoallodi8030]

We need the Haesteinn Emperor of Mankind

[@AshleyGravesreal]

Haeinstein my beloved I somehow didn't do a real campaign as him lmao

[@walnzell9328]

The problem with the immortal trait is that without the right perks, when your non-immortal close family die, you will gain stress. And since you will be producing so many children and have so many spouses, them dying will eventually put you in a stress gain downward spiral until you have an aneurysm and die. The immortal trait keeping you from becoming incapable, which is meant to represent someone never becoming senile in old age, also completely disregards mental damage through both emotional and physical trauma, and thus is OP. Or at least on paper it is. In reality, it means NOTHING.

[@garyroche7905]

Ireland will remember this Haesteinn

[@CoeGr]

I hear that Bannerlord music in the background.

[@jeremiahwilson8104]

Needs a lady haesteinn run to reach god level

[@aniscalegaming]

our king of the north sea haesteinn the defiant must return to conquer the world.

[@TheMentorOfMomos-p3e]

He didn't give Haestinn the Scourge of the Gods modifier...

[@Ranked_Journey]

21:00 HOW COULD YOU! You're undermining the divine right to rule of the nobility.

[@Jarl_Haesteinn]

Not my problem that the man who digging into the dirt his whole life has more stats that noble man with suspiciously similar to each other parents

[@katsu6624]

What are the mods used for the display army ?

[@vaultboy6911]

17:07 above the vaseline

[@Bananamanmk53-yv2ph]

There should be a congiental version of immortal.

[@swardinc]

Koifish how about the vampire mod? you could turn Haesteinn into a vampire?

[@whatifanime7027]

How do you grt the by the sword tradition

[@YangHajime]

Lore accurate Haesteinn

[@Komizzar.Potato]

Is the sprite battle in 3:30 a mod or in game feature? I haven't played the game for 4 months due to work

[@wotanvonedelsburg1610]

Its a mod

[@dannybrien4704]

like for being the the first ck3 KZbinr I’ve found that can pronounce the Irish provinces right

[@j.ackermann9110]

Fuck endgame crisis, I need early game scourge of the gods Jarl Haesteinn as a game rule. And any immortal character should also get -80% stress and plague resistance otherwise they'll always die anyway as soon as all of their kids die.

[@gamedream264]

IN THE START IS BANNERLORD MUSIC😎😎😎😎

[@joaomartinho3632]

Imagin this with the Genghis khan buff

[@vlfflv]

So, you can just post this video once a week. Nothing will beat it now

[@Voice_of_Rambol]

It's close to 5k likes, world conquest!

[@ericdierolf8929]

Part 2 please

[@netunooog]

I haven't played ck3 in ages. Sadly went for my meta build for first play back. Everything is good but Christians around Christians. So I typically get a kingdom and just pilgrim and build alliances and spread my kids around a ton. Then make my own religion taking over what I want. But at a very young age my first charcheter is a poet, holy, mountain (were I live) and forest warrior. Pilgrim hunter, did it as early as I could and ontop of all that first time ever seeing conquer perk. I was so excited but sad at sametime. There was a few other things that made me go this is the God build but wish it was my 2nd not my first.

[@robin9142]

Will Hastings travel to Tamriel one day ? Will he be the dovakhin ?

[@EA-wd1ep]

What war mod does he use?

[@evane3830]

How does one get the immortal trait? is it a mod if so what one? Same question with conqueror trait?

[@CaffinatedCoffee]

How did you get the Gothic King Legend seed?

[@Jarl_Haesteinn]

I listened The Rob Zombie a lot.

[@cavveman]

Make same challenge but with HAESTEINN being inbred and having many bad traits instead :) And end challenge with all Haesteinn dynasty having level 3 of all good inheritable traits

[@wolf-ks9ho]

38 sekendes not bad

[@Antagon420]

Interesting scenario im just wondering is the conqueror trait part of a mod ?

[@wotanvonedelsburg1610]

No

[@pimmpslap]

Haestein always out lives Ragnar

[@heveanlyyoutubeveiwer3806]

Haesteinn World conquest when?

[@Robertbart888]

I love you koi fish

[@peanutgorilla]

While we're at it can we make immortal stop you from going bald please?

[@jockeberg8353]

Have you ever played Age of Wonders 4? Could creata a cusom "haesteinn" character as your hero and rp it as haesteinn getting isekai'd or something fun but dumb.

[@Deamon93IT]

5k for the glorious Haesteinn, huzzah!