I Created the STRONGEST VAMPIRE LORD in Crusader Kings 3!

[@MrAnthraxes]

Hears the music... "You thought it was as Video about Haestein, but it was me, DRACULA!"

[@swardinc]

i was like great now i got to play as dracula

[@theRadioman621]

you should check out Princes of Darkness one of the starting characters is Dracula himself

[@alexhudson1913]

PoD mentioned!!!!!

[@HuevoBendito]

Make this happen, Fisk Man!!!

[@starhalv2427]

My favourite challenge in that game is starting as a Toreador in Venice and rebuilding the Dream (after surviving the Giovanni menace)

[@lucyla9947]

​@@starhalv2427 sorry what specific thing are you talking about with the Giovanni Menace? Because my first thought was the Purge, but since you're not Cappadocian that wouldn't affect you. I do know Venice becomes their stronghold, but I haven't played there so is there like a string of events that lead to them taking power?

[@robertjohnstone3244]

Where is he? What start date

[@davidzengo6195]

me hearing this music: Is Dracula about to get a stand?

[@DemonKingBadger]

Now, I wonder what Haesteinn's stand would be. Dio's had the World, perhaps Haesteinn can call his The Galaxy

[@Georelic35]

​@DemonKingBadger don't be silly, it would "the Conqueror"

[@АртемМакєєв]

​@@DemonKingBadgerstand is the manifestation of a soul, I looked up for Haesteinn traits, it said he's lustful, greedy and ambitious (maybe traits are randomly generated, I'm not sure tbh tho), I think it kinda fits Dio's personality, he's too very ambitious and lustful (part 4 and 6 wouldn't exist without his sons), and he definitely has a greed. Not for money tho, for power itself

[@TheNopeTrain]

"I'm going to torture you so much you so much you forget your own language" is up there for being something you'd never want to hear in a dungeon.

[@chronusx877]

TFW I thought this would be a Princes of Darkness modded run

[@user-HMKMat]

same :/

[@cloudlessbluesky1748]

Imagine picking someone who's openly a cannibal and a witch as your spymaster.

[@setcheck67]

Witch is at least more intrigue, Cannibal on the other hand is just trouble lol.

[@r30413]

there is a certain madness to his method...

[@annagiesking5828]

I live in he US, so it's not out of the question here lol

[@ManCheat2]

@@setcheck67 Uh... no, its genius, the cannibal part gets rid of the evidence!

[@MarkoKrstic14]

"Greater Wallachia" Doesn't even control the entire region of Wallachia

[@mandinhapicles]

Becomes God Emperor Dracula and didn't even cannibalized the Pope, I'm disapointed. I think we deserve a part II where Dracula restores the Roman Empire and finally eats the Pope as his reward.

[@itssomedonkus5700]

“I’m gonna eat this Hungarian.” Is simultaneously the last thing I thought I’d hear today and the funniest thing I’ve heard in years

[@RimWorldRimmer]

Ah Vlad, the great cousins cousin of Haestein

[@AAllen-br8it]

Dang, i thought you finally made a Princes of Darkness video.

[@r30413]

15:22 the flayer and the impaler... just 2 chads sharing the same hobby ;D

[@adastraperaspera2118]

Medieval JoJo song honestly abt to kms

[@adastraperaspera2118]

Another banger Koifish, very cool.

[@warthunder7730]

​​@@adastraperaspera2118VERY GUT

[@pivertironlungs7408]

Thought I was crazy for hearing it, glad I’m not cursed yet

[@williamepps9519]

I am loving Koifish playing an evil character. We need more of this.

[@jeschristensen8965]

Mate you are the GOAT comedian I mean it you are so extremly fun - I really wish for you to become an actor because it would be a blast for everyone watching - thank you for this ☻

[@CaptSlapster]

So I found out in the 1178 bookmark the ancestors to the ottoman dynasty are in game. The character is a landless adventurer by the name of Kizil_Buga in game because paradox didn't give the character localization. I think it'd be cool to form the ottoman sultanate earlier than in reality.

[@derekskelton4187]

Dracula time travels to long before he's born in order to fulfill this video

[@wumbology6072]

The sticks are being sharpened not for stakes but for impaling!

[@KeiranFairhurst-be8jo]

I’m glad CK3 exists, Koifish without it is a real danger

[@HomelessInternetTroll]

Fun fact vlad’s childhood was spent as a hostage of the ottomans.

[@JonTheManZ]

where he learned about ruling with fear

[@francismj13Payet]

Jojo's bazaar adventures.😂😂😂😂 I love that song😂😂😂😂

[@Thomas_from_roblox]

0:39 you thought we wouldn't notice

[@robinlee1032]

?

[@clewintheunissen7438]

​@@robinlee1032 listen to the music, doesn't it remind you of something?

[@mariox204]

​@@robinlee1032Giorno's theme from Jojos bizarre adventure medieval cover

[@elcris716]

Muy buen video Koifish me encantan tus videos👍

[@metalmaria26]

I've been waiting for this! Great one!

[@dawidgadomski1497]

Me hearing the music: Vlad! Vlad!... nanana nana na... DRACULA!

[@shinkicker404]

lol, Borat the Impaler.

[@inquisitorhedgehog3730]

me lsitening to the music: is,...is this a jojo reverence?

[@OverlordMalarkey]

"and before you ask; YES! THIS IS A JOJO REFERENCE!"

[@inquisitorhedgehog3730]

@@OverlordMalarkey you thought this was a jojo reference? IT WAS I, DIO!

[@OverlordMalarkey]

@@inquisitorhedgehog3730 its funny because ive never watched jojo and yet i am fully aware and understand the memes

[@inquisitorhedgehog3730]

@@OverlordMalarkey the bizzare adventures of jojo ARE a meme! :D watch it, the overthe top aproach is entertaining.

[@libextremist]

One of your best videos so far.

[@GothBoiCliiqz]

Koifish is just talking about redhawk at this point 16:39

[@OverlordMalarkey]

I am forced to believe this was recorded before the Roads to Power DLC and I am fine with this. Less talking and MOAR KOIFISH!

[@Malinov1ch]

You could call him Vlad the Relentless… because he’s never relented from impaling

[@calebparks5950]

“Nestled in the Transylvanian Alps” 😂

[@alexlower505]

Wow. I can really sink my teeth into this one.

[@swoomyswoom3455]

The death note music being overshadowed by the jojo music Im surprised by both

[@Unstable-zt6kr]

There are two mods out " Prince of Darkness " and " The Vampire Inquisition " that you can also do a vampire run on.

[@starshiranui33]

NOT THE JOJO'S MUSIC. I cannot concentrate on the video while absolutely cackling, bless you.

[@TylerTompas-gx7oh]

Should of named your first daughter Marya Zaleska from the movie. Or Mavis Loughran from the Hotel Transylvania

[@molybdaen11]

Or Camilla.

[@Lord-Regent-of-the-Imperium]

​@@molybdaen11it's Carmilla

[@orirotem2298]

The true von carstein

[@Rob-cw5mg]

have you thought about playing the vampire the masquerade mod for CK3?

[@lucasworld4031]

Literally Hotel Transylvania =)))

[@Baseball118]

You should form a empire with duke robert in 1066 if you haven’t already

[@mattyc409]

Loved this

[@dumbme9231]

You should play princes of darkness or vampirism and lycantrophy mods you can do actual dracula vapire run in thoes two

[@AshleyGravesreal]

14:18 how do you have the old intrigue schemes?

[@sidequestJil]

to 3:55 it is not completly clear but it is rumored that in his times at the ottoman court he and the ottoman heir where very open minded you could call them historical bestfriends

[@trickstergod6503]

Use Dracula to restore the Roman Empire

[@DemonKingBadger]

I was half expecting an undead Haesteinn origin story.

[@Chris-pb8cr]

Death Note BGM and JoJo lute covers? Going to send this to some friends for their DnD campaigns.

[@alexTecnox]

I like how he put giornos theme at the start of the video

[@nepty5920]

looks like vlade could stand a top the world

[@walnzell9328]

Vlach: "any of a group of Romance-language speakers who live south of the Danube in what are now southern Albania, northern Greece, the Republic of Macedonia, and southwestern Bulgaria." Wallachia is north of the Danube. Why is Vlad III Vlach?

[@AnthonyRiek-ty5gu]

Real Vlad is distant relative of Prince Charles III.

[@ИльяТимошечкин-о7ч]

Ramsay Bolton style, but unfortunately castration is lacking

[@johnfraire6931]

Wait, that's not what _behead... and devour!_ does?

[@tokeeriksen2425]

@@johnfraire6931 waste not want not!

[@peterperdomo3197]

That FNV reference had me dying 😅😂

[@RuminatingGuardian]

you really need to try the 1490 mod. It's on the workshop. I WANT TO SEE OTTOMAN EMPIRE VS AUSTRIA and HUNGARY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@bergat0llet119]

hould we be worried that Koihfis is so good at being evil

[@walnzell9328]

I didn't know vampires got time travelling powers.

[@thrakkanuur]

This was joyful hillarity!

[@sadi5tical]

Can you play tall in the steppe?

[@trentking1978]

I'm going to torture you so much that you forget your own language 😂😂😂

[@shadowvulture5992]

Damn man, you got my hopes for PoD episode right after I had my first try as a Demon in it (episode still fire though :v)

[@Andreiutz-ez2hm]

I have a wierd idea to bring Haestein back..... in AGOT, as a Valyrian, Beyond the wall. Also, thanks for doing Wallachia!

[@Ordecaos]

What is a Koi fish? A miserable pile of Haestein campaigns. But enough of that, have at you!

[@gamebat2368]

the goat 🐐 of ck3

[@JGOOLDD]

I mean wasnt his real life counterpart ruled by the Turks before he decided to say fuck everything? So yea the horse lords makes a lot of sense tbh

[@NiwRam0]

I love your humor and your accent Just sounds so funny and great please never change the way you speak 😂👍

[@Swedishmafia101MemeCorporation]

I'd let Koi impale me... wait, wha- 😳

[@SirIgnacio]

I think this playthrough is before the bizantium DLC

[@Rockarul237]

Fun fact, you eat a kid who's last named Balauri, who literally translates in Romanian as Dragons. The house of Vlad was derived from the order of the Dragon his father was a part of, the Romanians associated the dragons with the devil, the Romanian word for that is Dracul, form witch Dracula of the story, and in romanian after some word play to came as Drăculești. So you basically eat your great great grandpa maybe?

[@ДимитърТихомировДялков]

What about a challenge create the oldest living character possible

[@Junker-sq6pu]

Somehow this will turn into Jarl Hastings.

[@jonpilledsingledad]

Why does is look like a Hapsburg Vampire?

[@colt1903]

I see people calling the music a JoJo reference. Either I haven't watched the full video(which is true) or this comment section is filled with uncultured swines that have never seen Death Note. Edit: Ah, there it is. I was worried I'd have to wait. Also, koifish, where are you getting these covers from? They gotta be covers, cuz they don't sound like any official rendition of L's and Giorno's themes I've ever heard.

[@SquirrelMaestro]

Haesting the impaler

[@MausOfTheHouse]

Jojo reference in the background of the video made me confused

[@ProtectorSueciae]

He was a vassal of the ottomans before he rebelled🙂

[@jaredblight7906]

How do you go back to the way schemes used to work? My game updated and I don't like the new way that they have schemes execute. any help is appreciated.

[@MaitreKorda]

Vlad without Turks to stop him is too powerful.

[@YunusEmre-di8mo]

Dracula is a jojo reference now too

[@alvaroaraujo3986]

You lost a great chance to name your male heir Alucard, cause just like Castlevania Dracula married an educated woman that was kind and forgiving and knew medicine, just like Adrianna

[@ThreeIrishMen]

Is that Jojo.

[@inderawahyudi2182]

MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA WRYYYYYYYYY

[@henriquereisjr6771]

You to continue this gamaplay building infinite Legandary Shrines with Holy lagends to become immortal.

[@Kurotaisa]

2:00 is that jojo music?

[@rushifa9168]

IS THAT A JOJO REFRENCE ?!

[@lordmiraak8991]

Sooo Anyone know how you can expand the battle screen in game?

[@legendteigen461]

W music

[@timucindemir4557]

300 years bro

[@andrewlentner]

How would you set up your child to keep the empire together? I don't want it all to go to shit after I die

[@amshermansen]

While the Jojo reference was fun at first, that trick really does start to grate ten minutes in.

[@leonardolopez9659]

I thought Vlad the impaler was Dracula, no?

[@harcoom]

Finally a non-haesteinn video

[@pardus5694]

Certified romanian classic.

[@swardinc]

Koifish why just why now i got to play as a random Dracula is loves eating people and not in the good way

[@bodhisfattva7462]

well he was count dracula not king dracula...

[@zoliathan]

You’d better post the source to the music

[@Grasher134]

First you should pay your editor more. Another video where he forgot to cut second takes. Second check out WoD mod.

[@ArissDmp]

Can you do a vampire jarl haesteinn

[@zaoda1357]

fun times in romania

[@Kilgorio]

Wow