You Cringe You Lose: Main Characters 2

[@Joeymountains]

Cody not knowing what MC is while on the Main Character Subreddit is hilarious

[@EsotericThoughts93]

The elderly tends to lose touch with things once you reach their age. It’s normal

[@SublimeSubliminalHeir]

True ​@@EsotericThoughts93

[@DanLyndon]

​@@EsotericThoughts93MC is not new though. People have been abbreviating main character to MC for as long as I can remember. Edit: Obviously it has other meanings. But that's why you need to use context in language. Like being on the Main Character subreddit, why the hell would anyone think it meant Master of Ceremonies?

[@AdamOBrien29]

My first thought was master of ceremonies 😅😅

[@AdamOBrien29]

​@@DanLyndonMC has been used in music much more and for longer

[@maggiepilat3760]

The first guy saying she needs to see a counselor is great cause usually you say to see a therapist but in HIGH SCHOOL it would be a counselor

[@miisa_]

Also ”counsilir” lol he needs to go back to english class... but he would love that wouldn’t he

[@lilacdiesel]

omfg you're right 💀

[@hy73092i]

Actually there are mental health counselors but from my experience theyre less qualified than therapists and some times theyre flat out scams

[@totallytravicious]

​@madcomicdialogue yeah bc its a crime to claim to be a therapist with no credentials. Why do you think high schools hire counselors instead of regular therepists? Bc you can't demand more money for something you don't have the credentials for it. It's cheaper to get counselors lmao

[@aoneal3723]

@@totallytraviciousyou still need a masters degree to be a school counselor, they’re not just randos off the street lol

[@LiilYogurt]

I love the first guy specifying “prom king nominees” instead of winners. Bro clearly didn’t peak hard enough smh

[@parkerhein3378]

😂

[@lindsayschmidt2177]

Tilikum’s story is actually very depressing. He was taken from his mother at a very young age to be held in a tiny pool with two other orcas who essentially beat the crap out of him. Then he was taken to Sea World, where he was made to perform like a circus animal, and kept in an extremely tiny pool with no other orcas he could interact with. I highly recommend watching the documentary Black Fish which goes into his story in detail. Tilikum sadly passed away in 2017 due to the mistreatment he’d suffered since he was a baby.

[@jvliakay]

He died from a lung infection, probably due to his inability to be active in his tiny pool. You’re right though, his story, along with every other captive orca, is very, very depressing. I will never believe the trainers who work with these animals when say they do it because they love them. If they loved them, they’d be advocating for their release from these prisons.

[@midnightemmy3778]

@@jvliakay I agree with you, but I don't believe that at the time the trainers knew the actual impact that captivity and performing tricks actually had on orcas. They were misled by Sea World who was mainly responsible for keeping these animals in captivity.

[@annamarijarvinen]

completely agree! it’s so sad to see these beautiful animals in captivity. wild animals belong in the wild. they shouldn’t be forced to perform or put into small cages or tanks or pools for our “entertainment.” it is so wrong and heartbreaking and i hope people start to realize this and don’t visit places like seaworld or zoos/aquariums or circuses with animals.

[@Kryxx07]

When caged animals fight back, I don't blame them at all.

[@Kryxx07]

@@midnightemmy3778 Sorry, but I call BS on "I don't believe that at the time the trainers knew the actual impact that captivity..." Captivity is harmful for any animal. My 5 year old nephew understands this. Claiming "oh, we didn't realize" is complete nonsense.

[@Pitchman14]

"She died, so she's dead" This is the type of groundbreaking commentary that spices up my lunches better than a mountain of salt and pepper

[@isqqcc]

sometimes no replies are needed, just likes

[@jewelsb4926]

This sent me tho 🤣 like yeah bruh I think karma already got her

[@alanadaniel4674]

“I’m 11 years old you’re 80” SENT ME 🤣🤣that’s literally the best response ever

[@yercjesus]

FR

[@egoreirich789]

He sounds EXACTLY like Aang from the Last Airbender lol

[@amygrimes6438]

Yeah.... that woman clearly has issues.

[@hep_fulla_pep]

​@CallMeSkinny oml they're not talking about the live stream.

[@pumpkinprincess02]

In the full vid he ends it with “get a life” 😭 kid absolutely destroyed her lmao

[@kathyowens8400]

Guarantee the first guy still calls people the F slur while slamming coors light then goes home and cries in his letterman jacket.

[@SublimeSubliminalHeir]

And is depressed AF , wearing their school rings

[@Vincisomething]

@@SublimeSubliminalHeir yeah, this guy cannot convince me he's happy with his current life. But instead of looking to change for the future, he's stuck in the past.

[@TheeOnlyStolas]

Oh shiver me Timbers the f slur oh no 😮😮😮😮😮😮

[@michellereedus9148]

Coors is way too expensive for this dude. Natty light all the way

[@iam_crumb]

@@TheeOnlyStolas ofc the hazbin hotel fan is gonna try to be an edgelord for no reason😭

[@basementdwellercosplay]

Imagine bragging that you peaked at 16

[@keithtorrence2487]

Um 18. IM not going to take that disrespect. I don’t have the energy to write as much as that dude lol. Even as a joke

[@Vincisomething]

It totally doesn't scream I'm unhappy with my current life an need to cope

[@TronciM]

​@@keithtorrence2487ok

[@thundafellow]

fr, like bro has so much more life ahead of him to do something cool and meaningful but he's like "nah, hs was all i had in me"

[@p3xo]

i peaked at 11 tbh life’s gone downhill after that

[@kaorirose4132]

the ground hog bit was hilarious “i might fvk around and not see my shadow” has me in tears

[@ellenkarlsson9490]

*The story about the groundhog:* Dude noticed his veggies being eaten so he put up a camera to catch the thief and what he found was this AH eating his crop right in front of the camera, taunting him. In the end he built him a little picnic table and he soon had a whole family of groundhogs munching while staring into the camera.

[@anna.augustinova]

That's wholesome. :3

[@isitoveryet9525]

One of my all time favorite DoDo videos 😭 The groundhogs popping into frame will never not be funny

[@Beeperoni]

Talks to someone disrespectfully: “I can’t believe you would talk to me this way”

[@vlo4829]

People really do act like being a "customer" means you can call someone a "b*tch" and still get their services...

[@PeterBalfor]

100% her ass drives an Escalade

[@scorpionqueen11]

They really do get offended when you match their energy. Lol. ​@@vlo4829

[@thedeviouspanda]

People really be like that. I had a guy start popping off in line behind me once so I turned around and talked shit back to him and he was just stunned that I used the f word~ Like dude how are you shocked?

[@idontwantahandlethough]

@@thedeviouspanda right? I'm a pretty passive person, but even i understand that If you get confrontational with someone, you don't get to act surprised when they come back at you 🤷‍♂

[@Morkala]

The first guy feels like the kind of person who can't go five minutes without mentioning how cool he was in high school

[@deadcalifornia]

he was probably a dweeb 😂

[@bandaid.bandit]

Do you by any chance have a sister in Canada?

[@choosehappy9224]

What gave you that idea?

[@dillona1001]

Bro 1000% still wears his class ring like he's engaged to hs.

[@80sbrunnette]

@@dillona1001LOL engaged😂

[@Vincisomething]

10:20 no, you're not wrong. They still need to surface to breathe. If that blowhole is underwater for too long, then they'll drown. They're not fish, they don't breathe underwater.

[@noahvintageweedkiller3154]

Not to mention she was brutally killed in an act of revenge on Tilikum's part. She got her due.

[@veggiemonkie5041]

Thank you, im surprised more people havent commented this.

[@HenryShark]

I was about to say, the immediate reaction would be true, they need air! It was funny for him to second guess it.

[@Vincisomething]

@@noahvintageweedkiller3154 do you know if it happened shortly after the photo? I knew of Tilikum but not all the details except captive orca gets sick of it

[@SublimeSubliminalHeir]

I think it was later when it grew idk it looks small in the picture but then it says it weighed a lot so idk that's why I think it may have grown ​@@Vincisomething

[@spookeymo]

kids owning adults is my favourite thing ever. to quote a classic "wouldn't you like to know, weather boy?"

[@JB-cd8eb]

Weather boy

[@spookeymo]

@@JB-cd8eb i am so disappointed in myself, i corrected myself, thank you

[@JB-cd8eb]

@@spookeymo haha don't let it happen again!

[@kaurleen6255]

the weather boy kid was acc the weatherman’s own son😔😔

[@Subject28-ou6fp]

Whether? Boiii

[@Spooky9493]

That baby Orca actually probably is struggling to breathe. Marine critters already experience a lot of extra weight on their organs from the additional gravity they’re not used to feeling, then you add the additional weight of a whole human and…it’s essentially like having a large dog stand on top of your organs. UNCOMFY. Also, if you want actual accurate info on Tillikum and his trainers and the tragedies that occurred due to the mistreatment of the animals at Sea World check out the documentary “Blackfish.” If you couldn’t tell this is a little passion of mine lol

[@bean11225]

my favorite thing is that cody will come across the fakest video ever and fully believe it, but when the video is most likely real he questions it

[@Kelarys]

he's been traumatized lol, why couldn't people just let him live in his magical fantasy world

[@emcmuffin100]

The fucking bakery video was so fakeeeee and he ate it up

[@lolliepop853]

@@emcmuffin100 i dont think so, i think they started filming half way through the conversation, hence why she spoke about the lady talking about people being poor or something. also, people do actthat entitled sometimes 😳 so i wouldnt be surprised if someone did this.

[@isqqcc]

@@Kelarys the magical fantasy world where's he's a little goblin?

[@annishaborah299]

“She died….. so she’s dead” lmaoo

[@ayushborkar8089]

Gave the energy of "People die if they're killed"

[@austincook2472]

I’m pretty sure it wasn’t even the same whale 😂

[@sphazel]

NOOO DONT SELECT DEFAULT i wanted goblin 😢

[@handsmcneil]

Honestly same

[@Ota_ku69]

Well we definitely got him around 13:30 lol

[@hayhay4774]

Felt that

[@gianna2447]

we got a glimpse of subway goblin ‼️

[@isqqcc]

@@Ota_ku69 THAT SHIT WAS AMAZING LMFAOOO

[@eeniemeeniemini]

Hey Cody, I wanted to let you know last night I was out at the bar and the DJ started playing “Not going Home” and I got very excited and proud. And it wasn’t even “KZbin night” or anything special like that, because I know a lot of bars have special nights where they’ll play specific artists and genres. The music the whole night was just a medley of a bunch of songs over the years so it wasn’t any particular kind of music. They legit just randomly started playing it out of nowhere. I was and still am extremely delighted to have been there for that. Who would have thought a funny KZbinr I watch is making it big in the music scene. ❤

[@mollman69420]

Cody, your empathy toward anyone who even *might* be battling addiction is so pure. Always removing judgement when the person in the clip is intoxicated to remind us to treat addiction as an illness and not a spectacle.

[@chloerose1342]

seconding this as somebody with a schizoaffective sibling who would do something like dance on their car while manic and totally sober. What a terrifying world the internet has made for those people

[@haileyjohnson1737]

it really bothered me that he assumed she was high, i dance on my car just for the vibes. like god forbid somebody enjoy doing something silly, they must be fucked up

[@manfrommars340]

​@@haileyjohnson1737 You dance on your car like this? That's fkg weird. It's also pretty apparent from her movements they are unnatural, so assuming they are on something isn't unreasonable.

[@vegon.begone]

Crazy, it's a joke. It's a KZbin video, not that serious. I'm sure no one is molding views of the world from a video of a dude laughing at stuff for 24 minutes 😂 touch grass

[@Ghost-lt4sf]

i cant tell who is being fr now 😭

[@Amelia-ng8qs]

oh my god that baker actually DEVOURED WITH HER COMEBACK LIKE SHES GOING CRAZYY and she left the client SILENT TOO LMAOO

[@LincolnSmith-dc5st]

It's gotta be fake nobody records themselves talking on the phone right??

[@hollberryy]

​@@LincolnSmith-dc5st tbh she is a tiktoker and the woman seemingly had already been explaining the situation and demanding the cake so she may have started filming midway through it, but maybe I'm too nice and want to believe everyone would tell the truth haha

[@greg_one_izm]

okay baker from the video in question

[@Kelarys]

@@LincolnSmith-dc5st they were clearly midway through the conversation which started with a woman asking her to bake a cake for the next day despite the fact that her bakery was closed for the night and she was already in bed, so it's not that odd that she would have her husband start recording. Gotta be ready to upload that stuff on r/choosingbeggars. Entitled customer interactions are wild. I did the same the only time I ever had a negative interaction with a customer

[@Gamed-dd7tj]

even if it is real, it feels fake because shes playing it up for the camera. nothing feels genuine anymore, especially not when you act like that doesnt help that the person calling fells scripted as all hell

[@theofficiald-lo7631]

buddy said "bye again", but typed every word except bye 😂

[@80sbrunnette]

😂😂

[@sserenity13]

I love how paranoid Cody gets about falling for fake content now after he was clowned for it so many times 😭😭

[@alessandrajackson3768]

“I was that guy 10 years ago.” BRO THATS NOT A FLEX!!!! If you are going to peak in high school, stay on that peak! Keep improving!!!!!

[@kleg8008]

My fiancé yelled “YES!” When Cody said “I’ll be having that” in his goblin voice. Life is good

[@mollybosek4941]

So glad you called out the finishline guy... truly a rage-inducing shitball. Russ killed it.

[@LindsayDaly]

Hahah when he got to that part I had to laugh because I had been thinking the exact same thing about yellow shirt dude when he just popped out at the very end IN FRONT OF RUSS dude like....

[@yourlocalofficechair7953]

That little kid sticking his hand in ppls food could get shot for that here. Lil bro needs to be humbled before he gets himself into actual trouble

[@CallMeSkinny]

That’s what I thought too, it wouldn’t have been me yelling at him it would of been him picking himself off the floor. if these parents cannot raise their kids we will have to and it’s not going to be loving. He’s lucky.

[@ghoultooth]

@@CallMeSkinnyFr. People go on about “it’s not the kid’s fault!” Idgaf, it’s the kid that made a problem 😂

[@MaryK15]

@@CallMeSkinny Yup and its the same parents pointing the blame one everyone else for their kids actions..smh

[@Random-sk6hm]

He's an absolute brat and I would humble him into oblivion

[@MaidenHelll]

Who tf is gonna shoot a kid over that? That’s crazy

[@KatieInTheLight]

Cody called the groundhog Chuck, but I need everyone to know his name is Chunk. Makes it ten times cuter

[@catboybands]

I follow the man's Instagram; he started to purposely leave food out so Chunk could eat, and the little fella has a family now :))

[@KatieInTheLight]

@@catboybands well that's beautiful

[@nicklewis876]

“Do you understand to lose this number.” Is a line I hope to remember to use one day, damn.

[@HushhhPuppyPlays]

I love that Cody keeps finding ways to include the "I'll be having that" goblin thing from the Reddit confessions, that shit gets me every time haha.

[@lovefromsoul915]

19:50 For anyone curious about Chunk, the owner of the garden at first was annoyed but quickly came to love that Chunk is so bold and funny. Chunk lives under the shed you see in the video and the gardener just lets him take what he wants, even plans on making a garden just for the wildlife in his backyard in the future! Chunk has also recently been spotted with a lady friend, who also loves to eat in front of the camera with him!

[@Random-sk6hm]

Does Chunk know what the camera is?

[@ihaventaname2686]

@@Random-sk6hmi’m assuming he can see a reflection of himself, or maybe the camera makes some interesting sound that fascinates him? he’s just curious tho he doesn’t actually know what the camera is. 👍

[@korentaylor8508]

we love chunk

[@Hip.Username]

@@Random-sk6hm animals don't recognize their own reflection, they don't understand what they're seeing is them. and that only makes it funnier lol. like the above reply said, probably something else that's fascinating him while he eats, or maybe he thinks there's a friend eating with him

[@hoorayitsjackie6166]

I read somewhere a while ago that the owner of the garden was putting food in the front of the camera so he was more likely to catch animals on film. This chubby boi was smart enough to know the source and know he’s safe where he’s eating and kept coming back.

[@user-lk4wh7xn4y]

the first guy is the epitome of "too far gone". like what do you even say to someone like that, there's clearly no rationalising the obscenely irrational.

[@STOPSYPHER]

You can’t reason somebody out of a position they didn’t reason themselves into

[@arina_goblin]

i think you just need to reply "i ain't readin all that" and watch them fume even more

[@vlo4829]

@@arina_goblin "Be blessed" or some other iteration also works well. It's a PLEASANT response but addresses nothing, which can bother people, too.

[@julieterrell1973]

When you're whole identity exists in your hs phase😂😂😂

[@antoinettemaraisgauthier]

i’d say “do you feel better now?” and dip lmao

[@shafashau]

“tooth pick used for scale accuracy to Cody” 😭

[@hinklehymer6893]

So glad to see you talk about Hardest Geezer. I feel like that incredible feat didn't get as much attention as it should have, at least on KZbin. Absolutely insane.

[@rahulsudhir666]

11:24 "She died...so she's dead" - Cody, 2024

[@capri420xo]

“counsilir” 😭😭😭

[@SublimeSubliminalHeir]

That part got me 😂

[@AdamOBrien29]

Sikeothereapissed

[@delilahdrummond4076]

Yeah for someone who found their high school years so important he sure didn’t pay attention during it

[@teaspoonsofpeanutbutter6425]

Priof that the popular kids ate arrogant and stupid. Remember that, non popular peeps - your time will come!

[@sam.hebert]

me when i see cody posted: ILL BE HAVING THAT 👹

[@Cristina-Ortiz]

Who let you have fun??

[@inexena]

*subway goblin noises*

[@eleanorsmith1371]

😂😂😂😂

[@mileskemper1973]

I try to say this as much as possible throught my day.

[@angelic.pretty]

zades intros are always so good 😭 GIVE HIM A RAISE CODY edit: yall are no fun, you guys took this way too seriously. IT WAS A LIGHTHEARTED COMMENT because his editor is super talented and does really great edits. i realize i have no idea how much he actually makes. i'm sure cody actually pays him what he deserves to be paid!! omfg!!

[@Doodsinho]

Soooo true! Either a raise or at the very least let him out of the dungeon for like a day or two 😅

[@IanWilken]

I love the random clips he puts in the outro sometimes lol

[@CheeseMcGees]

He's probably already done that like 8 times

[@jordyngrainger8386]

just give him the whole channel 🤧😩😫

[@Breadsticks4all]

I just wanted to let you know that saying "give him a raise" means he is being paid a wage unbecoming of him it is an insult on purpose or not

[@josephlavelle217]

Really appreciate the time you took to shout out Russ, he really accomplished more than most of us can hope to in an entire life time... It really shows how genuine and humble you are to take the time to respect the hardest geezer

[@loverkky]

as a recovering drug addict, i don’t think homegirl was on meth- also, i appreciate the empathy cody has when he suspects people struggle with substance abuse, ive seen him react this way before and it warms my heart because im so used to people referring to us with horrible names and its like they forget we’re human beings. so thank you cody, my NA buddies and i are glad to see someone who actually treats our kind with human decency

[@ktreznin5538]

They could 100% drown that orcha if they are standing on it's blowhole.

[@KyleJustRuns]

I actually feel really bad for that guy justifying his worth based on his 4 years in high school. That is about the saddest first world tweet I have ever seen 😂😂

[@shpup]

I genuinely hope its fake because its actually that depressing

[@shpup]

the way he specified "prom king nominees" instead of just "prom kings" is soooo funny

[@vlo4829]

@@shpup I liked that he told her to "see a counselor" instead of "see a therapist". It was a nice "high school" touch.

[@davidevert4786]

The ground hog is actually a hilarious story the guy built it its own garden and now there’s a whole family of ground hogs it’s the best it’s on The Dodo channel

[@trackydoo]

The farmer was definitely leaving food out for the groundhog so he could film it eating. Unless that groundhog knows how to wash and prepare veggies ahead of time. So cute

[@woozworldbabe312]

laughing out loud at the “you don’t know how much cody pays zade😡😡” clapbacks whenever someone says comments like “your editor deserves a raise” 😭😭 y’all no one is accusing cody of being unethical 😂 it’s a compliment to zade

[@oracleofdelphiii]

"You wish you had a prime at that time" no.. no I don't.. I'm very glad to look at my life, say I had fun in high school, but was a much happier and better version of myself long after I left. I like looking at myself as a dork in HS, it warms my heart to know how far I've come. It makes me feel sad for the people who peaked in high school... like damn, you're spending the rest of your life reminiscing on a couple years of your childhood? 😭

[@Vincisomething]

Why would ANYONE want their peak to be the 4 years out of the rest of their life though. Logically it makes no sense. What's better I peaked in high school or I haven't peaked. Life is done after high school? Don't even want to brag about being a frat leader or being on the Dean's list? Why not college peak years lol

[@alexisdogbo7958]

I think that’s just what happens when you’re unhappy with your current life, I do the same thing with my childhood. My teens have kinda sucked so far, so I’m hoping for the best in adulthood, but honestly the cons sound like they outway the pros to me, lol

[@clearseas2657]

@@alexisdogbo7958 It's cliche but life is what you make it

[@Random-sk6hm]

Research has shown that people who were popular in high school are tend to be more depressed later in life

[@alexisdogbo7958]

@@clearseas2657 you’re right I guess.

[@Jen1N.]

"I'll be having that" - the gift that keeps on giving!

[@leslieburleson1550]

I wish the internet would work their magic , and send that video to the kid’s parents . He’s young enough to get his phone taken away

[@elin_]

5:43 Despicable kids. Who are they? Please tell me they got grilled by the internet... And that their parents saw the vid!?

[@batterybroken]

For my one who doesn’t know (and Cody if he somehow manages to see this) Chunk, the groundhog, was given his own section of garden to eat from and he got a girlfriend too and they both come and eat the farmers food lmao. It’s great.

[@BlinGCS]

Prom King Nominee is a killer album name. Absolutely sick

[@klara2638]

That groundhog is an accurate representation of me sitting down for lunch and finding out cody posted a video

[@Random-sk6hm]

Aww I love that for you babes xx

[@itsmerachelc11]

I love that the goblin thing is still an ongoing joke

[@Aj-rj1wy]

“Stop surfing me and my kid!” “She died, so…. She’s dead” Absolutely killed me😂😂😂😂

[@2019toyotacamrytrius]

I believe the story for the groundhog one is that the owner set-up cameras because he had noticed that someone was messing with his crops. After discovering it was a groundhog, he purposely left food out for him in a designated area. Soon after, the groundhog has a family and the owner leaves food for them as well. It's super wholesome and footage is swag asf

[@unwelcomemotivation]

girl messed up, she should have started freaking out about "WHAT DID YOU JUST PUT IN MY FOOD" and theyd get mobbed.

[@anonymous-iy5pd]

That's honestly genius because then the kid will be forced to defend himself and say no I just stuck my hand in it for a prank and have to explain to everyone his attempt at an unfunny joke only making it even less funny

[@rosy0214]

This! I was thinking of the same thing. How are these kids just go around doing this without any repercussions?

[@31r1n]

the guy ruining russ cook’s moment ooooooh my gooodddddd that’s infuriating

[@saral2963]

the kid pushing the pathetic dad tryna steal the baseball is the main character push harder my boy

[@rennash2]

the groundhog video gets me every time.. there's something about a snarky animal that somehow know what they're doing is hilarious

[@idnaknikyob4275]

That Orca said, “you standing on me, but I’m standing on business”

[@whitneyholley6951]

I don't think that bakery video was fake bc I work in a bakery and have the same pent up rage as that woman. Frickin customers want whole ass wedding cakes the very next day like get ur life together

[@ToothpasteIsGettingExpensive]

Maybe you shouldn’t work in a bakery then if you ain’t ready to bake, bake lady!

[@cloudstrife4534]

@@ToothpasteIsGettingExpensiveMaybe you should know what you’re talking about, and how much time you would actually need to bake a wedding cake, before you act like a dick to baker’s about it.

[@Hanna-xu2yv]

@@ToothpasteIsGettingExpensiveyou better be sarcastic

[@ToothpasteIsGettingExpensive]

@@Hanna-xu2yv how can she complain about having to bake in a bakery?! 😡

[@Hanna-xu2yv]

@@ToothpasteIsGettingExpensive You CANNOT do a big wedding cake in a day, shes not complaining about having to bake, but about the insufferable clients that have insane expectations

[@nomoretwitterhandles]

First guy was so funny omg. Literally anyone can be a "prom king/queen nominee" if even ONE person votes for you. Also it is hilarious imagining someone getting THAT heated over SOMEONE ELSE not having a good experience in high school. Brother chill! 🤣

[@STOPSYPHER]

Man must be borderline homeless right now or something

[@prodbydavis]

that wire needs a raise, its the only thing that stopped those girls getting minced by the tree

[@Khaot1x]

3:55 i'm over here dying anytime Cody recreates things

[@Rynginald]

How cody manages to get the "ill be having that" goblin in these videos always delights me

[@aaaabbbbyyyy]

Cody’s CHOOSE YOUR CHARACTER frictionless, GoblinMode, 2 minutes of playing music instead of commentary, Kelsey’s husband, OR D.J. Chody

[@shannonceleste5557]

ALSO! Father of Otis 🤗

[@PinaKoalaGaming]

@@shannonceleste5557Otis-Bringer

[@aaaabbbbyyyy]

@@shannonceleste5557 you’re so right

[@SublimeSubliminalHeir]

Don't forget codytrains

[@Chanta2424]

Old Man Cody

[@notsosadbart6343]

I'm so glad the goblin thing has become a meme on this channel *"I'LL BE HAVING THAT"*

[@LM-gm9yo]

19:48 good god every time I see this fcking video THAT shot of the groundhog just standing there _sends me_ into the stratosphere

[@ansontan7731]

“Oh right it’s a whale” 10:26 haha whales still need to breathe air Cody 😂

[@griffinpollard3679]

Cody bringing up therapists with all the better help shit almost gave me a flashback

[@mollybosek4941]

Zade's roasts of Cody's height gives me the life energy I need 🤌

[@eap1234]

Thank God, I was almost left with my own thoughts for a second

[@zannadunstrand6289]

You acctually can drown a orca since they go up to the surface for air via their blowhole. They’re mammals and dosen’t have gills to be able to breath under water like fish. So you weren’t dumb at all.

[@nate.draws.things]

16:50 good on that kid for pushing that guy on the grass lol. What a dick move trying to push kids outta the way for a baseball.

[@mberry4481]

The way I constantly reference the goblin "I'll be having that" quote SO much unironically atp 😭😭 that video made me laugh so hard I was streaming tears. 😂😂😂 Good stuff.

[@kristinpatton1018]

I've been in a situation like the kid vs adult over catching the baseball. Except it was a foam Frisbee at a comedy show. It landed IN my seat next to me, old guy next to me tried to take it from me. Just let kids have it. Those are core memory moments.

[@feraldogs]

As someone who grew up in a small town, this is exactly what it's like. If you were a high school star in your small hometown you were basically a celebrity.

[@Random-sk6hm]

Sorry to hear that

[@deathkitten8611]

@@Random-sk6hmthis response is wild 😂

[@women4569]

i live in a small town and no one remembers who went to the high school before lmao. guess i’m not getting the full small town high school experience

[@flor9345]

​@@women4569 I live in a mid-sized town and if people here recognize you from HS they'll just be like "Oh wow, timmy from HS, he was the quaterback...so anyway-"

[@SirenAngelique]

I'm so glad I'm a young millennial so I know that if a couple of gremlins with a smartphone come up and touch my food, I can just go track down their livestream and report it and also troll their chat

[@CallMeSkinny]

Nah I’m decking a kid idgaf

[@JalapenoBizniz]

Exactllyyyyy because you KNOW it’ll be clipped and shared on their socials too.

[@ember9361]

i'd throw soda at their phone and then do that lmao

[@jjay350]

This is why he chose boomers.

[@calicharron7429]

The little kid that got kicked made me feel bad then he’s like “ I’m 11 years old your 80” 😂😂 good for you little dude

[@soccerchic017]

If that is in West Bloomfield, MI that guy’s attitude totally checks. It’s a super rich area, so as a teen he probably got to travel, party and do whatever he wanted with no responsibilities. Especially if he played football, he would probably have been treated like royalty.

[@jbutsch2301]

I bet this first dude cries when ever he hears 50 Cent’s “daaaaamn homie. In high school you was the maaaaaaan homie, what the fuck happened to you?!” 😂

[@ilikecatsoup5345]

Omg that thing with the kid at the baseball game happened to me on a bus once. It was coming to my stop and the woman sitting across from me was blocking my path with her legs and her bags. I said "Excuse me" to her several times because I couldn't get through and she ignored me. I just stepped over everything and she gave me dagger eyes when my foot grazed her knee, then muttered something under her breath.

[@shpup]

ITS ALWAYS ON PUBLIC TRANSIT AND ITS ALWAYS PEOPLE 60+. Ive had it happen a couple of times, some older folks will just look at you like you're clinically insane for politely wanting to move past them

[@JalapenoBizniz]

Yeah that was definitely a “don’t move past me” thing mainly old people do. Reliving their glory days I guess

[@666_kaosritual_]

When I fed feral cat colonies, we had a groundhog named Joey Pepperoni that would come take his share of the cat food in front of the camera…he was a big boi, but he wouldn’t eat all of the food surprisingly

[@shpup]

OH!!!!

[@shpup]

JOEY PEPPERONI!!!

[@alexisfrank4272]

wow cody’s editor is really good. sure hope he’s not locked up in a basement or something.

[@zombiea1936]

11:08 there a documentary called blackfish if anyone wants to learn more about Tilikum and orcas in captivity story

[@loserxix]

very very good documentary 10/10 vouch

[@emerald4756]

The fight at 5:37 is even funnier when you realize it’s right in from of the former Versace Mansion in South Beach 🏝️ Versace literally died in that spot and now we’ve got 5 year olds causing a scene in the same place 😅

[@isqqcc]

who tf is that kid btw? and why do his twitch chat incels keep spamming "w 5 year old"? 😭😭

[@allyn.anne.9]

playing his songs at the end of his videos gets to me eventually. it’s working.

[@Alphalesbien]

7:41 man I needed that pop off.

[@amandaneville2519]

Chunk the groundhog is actually pretty famous now. The farmer gave up his garden to feed the chunk family.

[@hypercube8792]

I mean you joked about the subway goblin, but when you fuck around in the subway sometimes you’ll really find out.

[@Pung_Fungler]

13:03 “subway goblin” made me think of a lil green guy pilfering foot long sandwiches. Not the metro.

[@trolebusii6407]

everytime i see cody my stomach rumbles. Ive been pavloved

[@rachelhatchet]

The groundhog actually ended up coming back to eat in front of the camera with its mate a babies!😂😂

[@Evanz111]

12:59 - Cody does a perfect Merloc impression from World of Warcraft/Hearthstone

[@swhitson9633]

The woman who kicked the kid has me so triggered. My boys are 10, 12, and 15..and if someone kicked one of them, I'd probably end up getting arrested because I'd go absolutely ballistic.

[@vlo4829]

I remembered being at a game when I was a kid and a drunk spilled beer on me while trying to "climb" to his seat from rather than going in from his own aisle. The lady beside my dad and I who we didn't know but had been friendly with us during the game punched him and chewed him out for it.

[@tinntinnamp]

The kick isn't the worst part to me- she gave him a little tap (still unwarranted, unhinged and illegal of course). The stupid part is she just kept her leg there and didn't let him get by, and when he took a course of action that makes perfect sense (and he was VERY careful and aware going over her leg), she got even more mad. The whole blocking his path and refusing to budge and then getting upset over it is disturbing behavior as well as the kick.

[@thedeviouspanda]

​@@tinntinnampright like....I can't stand kids at most times but even I would not pull some shit like that. Just let him walk through. Like was she mad because he didn't say excuse me?

[@dreader102]

Impeccable timing as always, Cody. Glad to be here!

[@hammahandcheese]

As always, perfect timing. Havent even taken the first bite of my lunch yet

[@2amazing101]

My childhood dog was also a main character like that chicken lol. He ran across the entire length of our new concrete sidewalk from the house to the shed with the workers and my parents shouting at him to stop, just for him to hop off at the last moment. He's been gone for a decade now, and we still laugh about it. My mom got an ornament afterwards, since he died on Christmas Eve. It says he left pawprints on our hearts, to which i immediately added "and on our sidewalk"

[@bigbeefscorcho]

8:14 not just “lose my number” my girl said “DO YOU UNDERSTAND to lose this number?” like “I know you’re so stupid this may be tough, but you NEED to fuck off” lmao

[@dumbhimbo2602]

Cody, orcas are mammals. They need air to breathe like us. They can drown.