Ranking Genshin Characters as TEACHERS?!

[@Koomaxx]

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[@lucituci97]

NEW VUDEO ALREADY!?

[@BiggestZhenyaFan]

Yes maam

[@RimFaxxe]

Please make Xiao the very competitive P.E teacher

[@davinlee3412]

I think Ayaka is more to a 'Half of the class has a crush on them'

[@Flourqx]

You listened to me?

[@lemonyloser5455]

zhongli would NOT be aware of his reputation among the students and be like "it's amazing that alot of students find this subject interesting"

[@akaneshio6406]

Honestly, that would be very cute because he would be that passionate history teacher (who ironically also has a business degree but doesn't even know how he got it) who is so excited to tell the lessons to the class and would go to the length of telling random side stuff as a "fun fact" and talk about his old days and experiences to his class (kinda be like a dad to his class) :') That's just adorableeee

[@starknight1244]

Zhongli is definitely a history teacher but he goes into detail and take trip to sight for sure childe be the sponsor of and he definitely will use prop too

[@akaneshio6406]

@@starknight1244 Lollll, that makes a lot of sense 😂😂

[@HopeIsADrug11037]

@@akaneshio6406 THATS SO CUTE AWW

[@Nobodytheraccon]

@@akaneshio6406 THAT'S SO ADORABLE

[@cactuslover3998]

Childe would be that elementary teacher that everyone loved and then 15 years later you find out they were part of some drug ring or something

[@Balincia20]

@RubixNoob fr 😂

[@alejandraruiz5031]

100%

[@theillustriouscosmowitch617]

Or a magic bank heist

[@hollyandersonmusic]

LMAOO

[@futiled9304]

Breaking bad reference???

[@_Ten_]

I could totally imagine Itto being a preschool teacher lol. All the kids would love him.

[@NortherrorZaGod]

They’d probs hate him cuz he’d take their stuff for winning

[@Blanch590]

@@NortherrorZaGod he’d settle all classroom disputes with games. Two kids would be fighting over who gets to play as the dad in house and he makes them play Rock Paper Scissors to find out who’ll be the dad. 😭

[@hejing8729]

@RubixNoob yoimiya and itto comparing themselves on who’s the better teacher 😂 itto would play games with the kids and Yoimiya would make crafts with the kids 😂

[@NerdEnthusiast]

He'd probably have to learn the alphabet right alongside them.

[@NortherrorZaGod]

@@Blanch590 that possibly could be too-

[@Koiisuru.]

I know for a fact if I was put into a class with Zhongli as the teacher, he’d put me right to sleep. This man can tell his story to the end of the school day

[@Koomaxx]

Zhongli be like “the bell doesn’t dismiss you, I do”

[@terrencekamisato3854]

XD SAME

[@micaela8472]

@@Koomaxx the only teacher I'm willing to stay in class for

[@ocean7790]

Not really, in the game, Zhongli is like an old man who changed with technology and keeps up with the trends, he knows if his story is boring or not

[@audiosmurf]

I could listen to Zhongli talking about useless minutia all day man

[@bavanna0]

half of cyno’s lessons would be him just explaining all his jokes in great detail when none of the students understand it 🗿 edit: woop woop thanks for the likes :D 🙌 💃

[@Balincia20]

EXACTLY

[@xk_uni]

FRR

[@saTAn-tk5ru]

My old math teacher was exactly like that

[@ventingmachine101]

i feel like the students would encourage cyno to tell his jokes so they can miss the lesson. he'd be super encouraged like "ohhh the student love my jokes omg" but they are just doing it so they don't have to learn geography or sth or maybe he'd make THEM tell bad jokes and then explain it (i have an english teacher who does that)

[@Balincia20]

@@ventingmachine101 lmbo thats funny

[@Meepperoni]

My Headcannon for Nahida is that she's a middle school history teacher and her classes are kinda boring but she always makes it easy for kids with disabilities to understand and she would help them one on one :) edit: I"VE NEVER HAD THIS MANY LIKES ON A COMMENT TYSM :D

[@Koomaxx]

Awww I love that

[@HopeIsADrug11037]

AWWWE

[@halfbloodhazelnuts]

this is such a cute headcanon :(((

[@Best-SiLenZ]

I can see the smart children look down on her too. Like the sages do ;(

[@MoonlitBookworm73]

YES PLEASE

[@brooke_layla_morgan]

I’m pretty sure Itto has canonically taken candy from children. He should NOT be a preschool teacher, he’s be picking fights with those kids for sure lmao

[@UmbrellAce]

Sometimes that's just what those little demons need tho lol

[@Vekcrazah]

@@UmbrellAce And sometimes what they want, even if they cry afterwards

[@Balincia20]

Fr 😂

[@SaturdayParker]

Slander! He won that candy fair and square

[@triggerfairy4070]

Itto either a sub-coach or he got fired.

[@pengui3394]

I feel like Venti would be the favorite music teacher honestly. He just seems like he'd make the class super interesting with his energy and while not being too serious, enjoys his craft and likes to share it with others.

[@lisa6447]

he would just pass out all the instruments to the students and then trys to make some sort of orchestra music play. But he knows that it will end in complete chaos haha

[@NakuWeedInhalerCollei]

True

[@alexia3552]

True!

[@kabeerkhan9797]

then he'd get fired for drinking in class lol

[@Lyssaocoser]

I could really imagine Kayea teaching Spanish all the girls just passing out because of his voice hahaha

[@starrime]

*Khaenrian 🥴

[@Idy.llic_starr]

Or maybe old norse, cause yk...khaenri'ah?

[@alexia3552]

oh my GOD the accuracy

[@nrdkartoflen5836]

"Tae-kwon-do more like Tae-kwon-don't get into a vulnerable position or someone might steal your wallet" Cyno best quote ever.

[@cyancomrade]

NAHHH THOUGH

[@davinlee3412]

Imagine Itto teaching the students how to laugh like him. *"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"* They all got A+ for laughing.

[@EvGob]

In the perilous trials event, Kuki says that Yanfei was a sub for one of her classes and the whole class loved her and she told multiple jokes so I would put Yanfei in everyone’s favourite. Wish I had Yanfei as a teacher!

[@Azaleaaah]

Ooo this is actually a perfect thing to remember

[@mirrorwaves6612]

Zhongli teaches a boring af history class, but it's still crammed every year, because... well, of course you could take Kokomi's course on world history, but you'd deprive yourself of Zhongli's voice, which everyone drools over. Also, the hot mysterious older gentleman vibes are also amazing, of course... And Zhongli just wonders why there's 90% of the people signing up for his class over Kokomi's every year and just doesn't get it. Childe as an amazing elementary school teacher isn't even a hot take, I think. He's very caring, he loves his siblings and is great with kids, and if we assume he's a teacher, he's probably not in need of Fatui money. So my guess is, he just had a shitty childhood and got into some trouble and has a criminal record with a few minor to not-so-minor incidents, but then graduated with a few years delay and breezed through college and got into teaching as kind of a "redemption arc" for his teenage stupidities and now is both a very fun, carefree type of teacher, but also very in tune with the kids and always making sure they're happy. He's the kind of teacher who WILL call CPS if he notices anything amiss and feels like a kid would be mistreated

[@Koomaxx]

i love these takes!!

[@alexia3552]

I love this I just have to offer a counterpoint that BECAUSE Childe is a teacher and gets paid nothing he's broke and so like sells unlicensed guns or something shady on the side. But he's still really cheerful and nice and protective of the kids so he's extremely careful to keep his shady business and teaching career very separate.

[@deadamoree]

Hear me out, Xiao is the sub who always subs for history, he’s super strict but if there’s time left at the end of class, he would tell a story about his past or let the kids do whatever they want lol

[@RimFaxxe]

nooo competetive P.E teacher who is literally the master of handball and when he yeets the ball, you either catch perfectly or jump out of the way

[@XiaoIsMyHusbandBTW]

if he was my teacher i ain't never missing his class

[@RimFaxxe]

@@XiaoIsMyHusbandBTW what if he was a P.E teacher feared for his arm strenght?

[@deadamoree]

@@RimFaxxe I kinda see it lmao

[@RimFaxxe]

@@deadamoree YESSS

[@songsayswhat]

Loved this! Xiao would have parents on him the first time he called a student "worthless." Itto is my favorite. Him and Tartaglia are perfectly placed.

[@Koomaxx]

omg so true, xiao would be the controversial teacher but if you get on his good side he's amazing

[@mari9339]

Xiao is the type of teacher to be very strict, but in every class he has that one favourite student and he's really nice to them, and rest of the class calls the student crazy for liking Xiao

[@KMakoENVtuber]

He gives me first year gym teacher vibes, acting hard to try and establish dominance.

[@navydavy]

Am i the only one who thinks Childe would get arrested for kidnapping and killing kids? 💀 Only me? Okay..

[@XiaoIsMyHusbandBTW]

@@mari9339 im the favorite student

[@Blanch590]

Hot take for Xiao: he’s retired from the military, and became a history teacher. He’s very quiet and serious, but he does care a lot about his students. He’d tell a bunch of stories from his time in the military. He’s one of those teachers you either love or hate.

[@holofan5207]

I think Xiao is more like a strict gym teacher, who sets high expectations for his students and the rowdy kids won't even dare to mess with him cuz he looked scary af

[@rosieflowr]

wait. wait. i like this. quick where's the fic for this GIMME

[@kyrokuro]

hc xiao had ptsd pretty much cannon already and he keeps the kids after class that he can tell are struggling with mental health and teaches them coping skills

[@itsmitsukiscoffee54]

@@kyrokuro that's actually really sweet 😭💕

[@nibbliesslim9445]

I think Xiao would be the disciplinary teacher that retired from military teaching physical ed.

[@thecrystalliaguild]

I think Alice could be a geography teacher that takes the class on the craziest school trips

[@butteredchocolate9999]

With the frizz? No way!

[@lucituci97]

MAGIC SCHOOL BUS!!

[@stupidideabox7784]

Cruising down on mainstreet

[@kyurem5373]

you're relaxed and feeling good

[@eliannnna]

Next thing that you know your sayin’

[@Stalnaya_Zmeya]

I actually think that Ningguang would be one of the "serious but you learn a lot" type of teachers, just that one part of her hangout shows how much she really cares for children and how she wants a better future/education for them that she could never have

[@markzwei3753]

Ningguang gets fired and decides to buy entire school/university

[@alexia3552]

Dude she has such a cool vibe I can see her being a favorite teacher even though her classes are rigorous

[@alguien908]

I feel like if Kuki did sign up on purpose to be teacher and outside of acting as a substitute for Itto she'd teach random courses for adults on varied topics such as self defense, cooking, sewing, first aid, budget management, generally practical skills of the sort. She'd be serious at it but it wouldn't be tense like it would with Keqing or Sara

[@CryptidCritter]

Totally, if you play her Hangout, she actually makes lessons for the Arataki Gang members to help them from getting into trouble so much. She's super strict and scary when you get on her bad side, but she is very knowledgeable, and so you end up learning a lot from her.

[@vans2548]

Could see her doing it with Thoma as a joint Yashiro Commission thing since Thoma also did something like that in his hangout

[@whytho9350]

ninng is def an Econ prof she's sirious but she's like.. the iteresting kind of serious, like she doesn't go out of her way to make the class fun but the way she talks keeps you hooked

[@minwonruuu2283]

The type of teacher who isn't necessarily your favorite because the class isn't as fun as your other classes, but she just does things so efficiently that you develop appreciation for her and her subject.

[@eertikrux666]

You mean like those “alpha male” war room lecturers?

[@whytho9350]

@@eertikrux666 i like to believe that tyvat isn't in late stage capitalism 💀💀

[@darkdude1996ify]

Yunjin would teach theatrics or something and generally be a serious teacher, but she'd occasionally do something that would just surprise everyone, making you realize that while she may take teaching seriously, she's not actually that stuck up of a person

[@aruakabane2077]

I just love that with every passing tier list Ayato and Kaeya are always with Yelan 🤣 The three of them meeting in game would cause chaos Side note: Ayato would probably teach something related to politics or laws?? He'll be the joking kind that smiles alot but would be REALLY scary when angered

[@Gwenavere]

I feel like Ayato is the current or very recently former government official who the poli sci/econ department at a community college or state school snags for an elective class. Those were always a crapshoot between super fun and super serious, but you definitely learn a ton.

[@aruakabane2077]

@@Gwenavere true

[@Azaleaaah]

3 of them can be good friends honestly

[@kiwikilol]

he would become faceless ayato when catching someone cheating on a test

[@alexia3552]

And he'd still be smiling and calm when angry and you'd be on the brink of sh*tting your pants

[@thethird7071]

Itto and Thoma being preschool teachers just makes me so happy. I could imagine them talking about how the children are doing and how much they love teaching.

[@Ina1n4Ina]

Beautiful. just very, very beautiful.

[@alexia3552]

Oh my god I need a hangout event with Thoma teaching kids 🥺 he'd be so sweet

[@nicholaslienandjaja1815]

Also, imagine of one of the kids wants to talk about them about Pokemon. They would absolutely show their fanboy skills.

[@Azaleaaah]

Zhongli is the teacher that will retell a whole story whenever someone asks about something. You can learn about Liyue history just to suddenly turn into rocks history. It'll take weeks just to complete 1 chapter Childe is that teacher every children and young teens love. He will spoil you, take you in so many field trips but he also has a dark secret Yoimiya is also the same but she doesn't have a dark secret and doesn't take you to expensive field trips Xiao would be the teacher that is very strict and very blunt. A lot would dislike him at first and people would be scared to ask questions but the longer they get taught by him the more they understand that he's doing it for their own good and is generally a nice teacher.

[@kyrokuro]

zhongli is that one teacher that constantly gets off topic and tells his life story

[@alexia3552]

I love your take on Xiao, super serious and like never "warms up" but it becomes apparent that he cares a lot

[@Azaleaaah]

@@alexia3552 im glad cause he's basically that even in game

[@MoodyBluesRequiem80]

​@@kyrokuro lmao canon

[@Vekcrazah]

I feel like Nahida would be a fun teacher. She’s constantly trying to “dumb down” all her knowledge to traveler, which is very entertaining watching her try

[@cmrobbins88]

Yae and Lisa are definitely the types of teachers that would hold a struggling student after class for one on one tutoring and would take it seriously, but they would sit on the corner of the student’s desk, legs crossed and all, and would be completely oblivious to the actual reason as to why their student is having a hard time focusing.

[@kingman-fm4dq]

Nah, they 100% know the reason

[@moon.waning]

aka, the kids all simps

[@NerdEnthusiast]

Final tallies on which element(s) “won” each category: - ‘Everyone’s favorite teacher, makes learning fun’: Pyro (4/8) - ‘Serious teacher but you learn a lot’: Hydro (4/17), followed by Electro and Anemo (3/17 each) - ‘Half the class has a crush on them’: Tie between Hydro and Electro (2/7 each) - ‘Scared of their own class, tries their best tho’: Geo (2/6) - ‘Substitute teacher, lets the class watch Disney movies’: Cryo by a LANDSLIDE (5/11) - ‘Got fired’: Tie between Pyro and Electro (3/10 each)

[@alexia3552]

I love how pyro's energetic tendencies results in excellent performance or utter chaos

[@mikonyx7712]

Personal headcanons: -Kokomi is like a very serious teacher, that you meet in the least expected places after school, like some sort of animecon -Kusanali realizes that her classes aren't enjoyed by students, so she tries to be funny with her analogies, but it has a opposite effect.

[@B_Kat]

I think Heizou would be under half the students have a crush on him or everyone's favorite teacher makes learning fun, mostly because of his demeanors. He's canonically flirty and playful so I feel like he'd be the type of teacher that has a "nothing leaves this room" sort of dynamic where the teacher treats the student like an adult and says whatever they want in front of them. I feel like he'd teach probably law, criminology, or self defense considering he got himself caught in the trap in game and knew how to get himself out but was waiting to trick the captors, he'd probably be able to show students how to get out of tough situations. A financial class also makes sense but I can't see him being boring if anything i could see him being bored of it, he'd wanna change the curriculum to make it more fun for himself, take the class on field trips or show them movies about fraud (which are probably not allowed in school but shh). He'd be the type to make you learn a lot but it's not obvious because the lesson is so fun, he also slips humor and dirty jokes into it, it's a shock he's not fired but his students love him too much.

[@jettsteel7305]

YES, this is *exactly* what I thought XD Specially the "If anything *he'd be bored* by it"

[@alexia3552]

I love this description and now I want to take his class

[@B_Kat]

@alexia3552 The trick is to find the irl version of this teacher (usually, it's been English teachers in my experience, I always got teacher drama and real world life advice from my past favorite english teacher). My psych professor is basically this for me rn, though

[@pewpewpew1834]

Koomax: puts the literal librarian as science teacher. Puts the Literatur guy as librarian

[@yuiscene]

i feel like cyno would be exactly like my current US history teacher Serious, teaches well but and cracks a few jokes here and then to lift everyone's spirits while everyone is just like "????"

[@mari9339]

When in the middle of writing a super difficult test he would like randomly scream and be like "I wanted to lift up the mood" but everyone just got a heart attack

[@yuiscene]

@@mari9339 my teacher actually does that,, we're in middle of a class, a student asks "mr i have a questi-" and he goes in a joking high pitched scream "wHAT?" and everyone just jumps in their seat LMAOO

[@mari9339]

@@yuiscene my history teacher did this on our first exam - middle of the test, dead silence and suddenly super loud shout. Everyone looked at him just standing in the middle and after a while he said "Just wanted to lighten the mood"

[@protoncoccus3229]

My drafting teacher in grade 7 banged his hand on the desk while my class was doing an activity, and it just made everyone shout in surprise.

[@yuiscene]

@@mari9339 i just remembered that he once said to one of my classmates something like "my wife says that I'm going deaf cause I was used to be in the army-bet that's what you're thinking, right, I'm going deaf? Yeah i don't really care cause you are ugly" LMFAOO

[@Sunleyeght]

Xiao is the history teacher, he went trough those historical moments

[@imnotviolet754]

For some reason it just feels like Ayato would teach maybe French and he would be like the French teacher that almost everybody has a crush on because he talks fluent French and he would be best friends with yelan who teach maybe Italian or something😂

[@legendarydragon2564]

I really dont understand how you guys like the french language so much

[@farhanatashiga3721]

@~*sugarai*~ don't tell me it's because he's blue

[@ventingmachine101]

oui oui baguette

[@nicholaslienandjaja1815]

Omelette du fromage

[@minwonruuu2283]

I like to imagine Barbara being in charge of initially very rowdy students but the kids later learn to behave in her classes. Why? No one knows, Barbara just has a very healing aura...? Edit: wait no - or or! She's that teacher who does a 180 when she's at her breaking point and simply stares at the kids in silence, so disappointed that you can legit _feel_ it weighing on your shoulders, especially since she's always so bright-eyed and hopeful. Either that or the staff and upperclassmen grow fond and protective of her. (is also probably way more competent than the school nurse)

[@alexia3552]

Ooh, i love both takes

[@Sp1derBedo]

I feel like Xiao would be Zhongli's ta and be super strict and make sure everyone follows the rules, which throws everyone for a loop because he dresses super edgy

[@alexia3552]

That sounds hilarious

[@midlost1376]

Nilou seems like the teacher that all the boys don’t really have a crush on they just think she’s really nice, and then all the girls love her and Nilou gives them like pads and stuff and she’s just like besties with all the girlies 👏✨

[@variantvirtue]

Itto was like a summer camp assistant one summer and that got him hooked to wanting to play around with kids all day

[@jdroxas2583]

For some reason, I see Itto as an Advance Calculus II teacher where he solves complex integrals in matter of minutes, the class does not understand him but he re does the same exercise until everyone understands the topic meanwhile Shinobu is the one who grades the exam.

[@mari9339]

Itto wouldn't have guts to grade someone and Shinobu would have to grade everyone like: "They literally have 20% and it's an F" "They did their best you can't grade them an F"

[@wonderstorm116]

@@mari9339 itto is king of a for effort and Shinobu is queen of that’s an E you fool

[@awoogawoo8779]

Itto’s brain is a rock but it would be interesting to see him in that job

[@annabolika8919]

@@awoogawoo8779 It would be so funny tho if he could do advanced calculus, but literally nothing else. Like he could solve complex integrals in seconds in his head, but he thinks China is in Africa or something.

[@winoblio]

@@annabolika8919 that is golden

[@aurorab6139]

Xiao teaches mythology but focuses mainly on the really dark symbolism of it and so the students are all slightly traumatized by the end. Half the class turns emo by the end of the year.

[@rosieflowr]

emo gang rise up

[@nicholaslienandjaja1815]

My head canon: If Xiao is a Pokemon trainer, he will train Ghost and Dark types. His team will have a Spiritomb, a Ceruledge, a Hisuian Samurott, a Grimmsnarl, and two variants of Zoroark (Unovan and Hisuian).

[@lacelolita]

kaeya being a sultry spanish teacher is take hot take i needed edit: i can promise you i’ll be showing up to zhongli’s every class. i’ll be his number one student any day

[@Koomaxx]

Oh yes of course 😇 (I love your tomie pfp btw!!)

[@lacelolita]

@@Koomaxx thank you!!!

[@stellamotley2301]

We all knew Kaeya would be on "Half the class has a crush on them" like it's a no brainer.

[@dr.jessemr.hayden575]

Sayu gets fired for sleeping while Qiqi is loved for sleeping

[@lisa6447]

Xiao is that mystery history teacher everyone is scared of because he's brutally honest and tells the kids how bad they did in an exam. But at the same time everyone looks forward to his class because he will eventually tell a really interesting and cool story. And he definitely has his favourite students and his not worthy students...

[@Toasty_Llama]

Always love seeing the ranking list! Couldn't agree more with the list! As for a new list....Ranking Genshin characters as Pokemon Trainers.

[@ChampionAchiever58]

Please get this comment up to the thousands with all the likes we can get. P.S. Maybe Genshin characters as Pokémon gym leaders in the future as an sequel.

[@ChampionAchiever58]

Edit* Love to see this turn into reality.

[@Nameless1717]

Xiao might be the quite and edgy teacher that gives life advice

[@Kiera_I_guess]

I could also see my boi Chongyun in the "scared of their own class" section because he's kinda gullible so the kids would make fun of him and would find a way to waste the majority of the class time on unrelated topics. The kids in his class would most definetly give him spicy foods as "gifts" as well Basically, I imagine that Chongyun would end up having a class full of mini Xingqius and Hutaos

[@jettsteel7305]

Oh, boy, that was *my* first thought too XD After seeing how awkward and confused he acted around kids in his Hangout Event TvT

[@lolisapiensa3134]

Hear me out, Xiao is the teacher a lot of the girls have a crush on because he’s kind of mysterious and serious and they want to win him over lol

[@lily-elizabethhall2624]

Headcannon: Cyno would try to make the lessons fun by adding jokes but the students think the jokes are cringe so they say it isn't fun

[@mari9339]

Cyno would be like a teacher, that have a strict set of rules to obey BUT if you break any of them he won't shout at you, but comment on your behaviour in a ultra sarcastic way and all of the school knows him for that (Like I have a chemistry teacher like that and for example he doesn't allow drinking anything in his class but if you drink anything and he'll notice it he usually says something like "oh maybe you want a sausage, we can heat it up upon a burner so you won't eat cold" and he says it in strange way and you freak out and can't get words out of your mouth... Sounds pretty like Cyno XD)

[@gioadena5024]

Tighnari reminds me of that science teacher that tags along field trips, giving you reports to find, identify and draw plants. You love that teacher but the magic kind of drops in trips when you see them in their pj's trying to fit in.

[@v.emiltheii-nd.8094]

So many Genshin's tier maker ideas!

[@v.emiltheii-nd.8094]

Road safety, to name one.

[@v.emiltheii-nd.8094]

And lactose intolerance...

[@nicholaslienandjaja1815]

Here's some more: TED speakers Camping Kids' show hosts Stand-up comedian Zombie apocalypse Pokemon trainers Going to a zoo/aquarium Going to a museum/art gallery Going to a Disney theme park Going to Universal Studios Office workers Superheroes Playing Super Smash Bros. Playing Among Us Playing Minecraft Playing Fortnite In Squid Game

[@noodle4327]

Xiao would teach a really abstract subject like art history or religion and lecture about mysticism, fetishism, urmonotheismus, totemism, animism, rituals of different cultures on like a college level. with his students he might be curious about them, about how young people's life is like (because teaching is the majority of his social life), but he would never show it. and he'd prefer not to get personal with them and approach them (unless they need his help). he'd be constantly afraid of being too soft on them, so sometimes he could slightly raise his voice. and he would take grading students really seriously, because if he messed up, the guilt will take over him. everyone would respect him, some might be concerned because of how lonely he seems. also if the students in his class would have a controversy he'd prefer not to get involved unless things will get really out of hand

[@123leyang321]

Diona would be a serious anti-drug class teacher for sure, to the point of berating the students, lol. Fischl would certainly be a serious acting class teacher too, and the students would constantly be confused in her class because she's always in character. Mona would very possibly be a serious astrology teacher too. Just because she has money issues doesn't really mean she has no interest teaching people. I see both Yelan and Shenhe getting fired over the same thing, though: teaching the students illegal stuff.

[@alexia3552]

Shenhe would just bluntly and calmly tell the students to beat the sh*t out of someone if they harass you and then move on with the lesson like she didn't say anything

[@Melllie]

Kaeya is the high school poetry teacher, Zhongli is a college geography + history teacher, Beidou would be a Weapons instructor (Who scares some of her students to death by pointing around the room with a sword), and Ninguang would be a dance instructor. (Zhongli and Beiguang teach at the same college) + Beiguang as those two teachers that *everyone* knows are together but don't say it and TRADITONAL DRESS TEACHER AYATO!

[@margarita.shakhtorina]

Thoma is a super nice preschool teacher whom the kids absolutely love, and the kids' moms have a crush on him

[@Riku-Leela]

Not sure why but I feel the Lumine would be the teacher that students would have a crush on, she gives me that fun and sweet vibes whilst being pretty too. Also I reckon Xiao would be something like culture studies or maybe even religious studies

[@bug724]

Childe is giving me all the students *adore* him and the parents Do Not Approve of this Miscreant around their children but ALSO they can't get rid of him because he's beloved. Ahh, Ningguang and shady things again, as is only fair. I feel like she's the fancy private school teacher. Ayato feels like the established teacher, like he and Zhongli have been working across the hall from each other for most of a decade.

[@silly_goose]

i love tartaglia as a teacher for lil kids awww!! yeah based on his story quest with teucer, that’s totally feasible. and i like how you balanced it with the rest of his character by adding that he’s up to other (illegal) things when he isn’t teaching lolll

[@araena2856]

I feel like Xiao would be one of those teachers for the military programs in school. He just gives me those silent, intimidating vibes that I get from the military instructors. I can also imagine him being super harsh on the kids, especially when they try to sit out or do something half-heartedly. He'd scream at them like, "THE FUTURE OF OUR COUNTRY IS IN YOUR HANDS! STOP BEING A WEAK WUSS!" and then just like that, no one would ever disobey him again.

[@DeltaPhi]

Alright my needlessly complicated headcanon behind Ei's firing! She's always wanted to be a teacher, but when she was in like sophomore year college her sister died traumatically in a shooting or something, so now she has really awful PTSD and severe untreated anxiety. Still kept on trying to become a teacher because it was her dream. She's only got two friends in the world, Yae and Sara, that have helped her in the past, but now Sara is super busy and exhausted all the time from her job, gets off and immediately conks out in front of the TV, and Yae has her own job. Ei really wants to be a good teacher, but she gets so anxious about it that she just ends up in her room staring at her door gnawing on her fingernails, doesn't go to class, and gets fired only a few months out of college. Yae and Sara keep trying to convince her to get help but she's afraid that psychiatrists will think there's something unfixable and broken inside her and she's too anxious to go, so now that she's been fired she just sits in her tiny studio apartment all day drowning her sorrows in video games and escapism and refusing to leave.

[@Lukz243]

Wait a minute, didn't Kuki mention how great of a teacher Yanfei was when Kuki was studying in Liyue in the "Hidden Dreams in the Depths"? regardless, that was a fun tierlist

[@JustAllura]

i feel like xiao gives off college philosophy professor that mostly teaches ethics & has some opinions people definitely consider *questionable* but he really challenges his students and they learn a lot so he's mostly well-liked

[@noodle4327]

actually I feel like zhongli would surprise his students because how he's caught up with the trends and technology because of how curious he is about the modern society. some students might throw a joke on him (like a joke using slang) expecting him not to get it, but he gets it and comes up with the witty remark and those people would be embarrassed and shook af, because they were making fun of him or something. he'd be strict with assignments but they can't get mad at him, because it's clear to them that he does it not because he tries to be mean, but because how he believes in his students and really wants them to become responsible wise people. and he might get in a scandal because he accidentally called one of his students good girl/boy😭 and the student could've felt creeped out, but he NEVER meant it. he might be perceived as supporting and caring teacher, but once somebody tries to befriend him, he won't let it, because of how professional he is. he can share his personal experience during the class but it would be directly about the topic and he wouldn't waste an entire class on it, because he takes it serious. he looks young but whenever somebody asks him about something he says: "Oh, about that... I've actually been there/know them/done that, and let me tell..." And everyone will be blown in their minds and think like: "What did that man not do in his life? It's like he's been there for at least millennia". But actually he just has a life full of events and manages to perfectly balance it with his job and no one knows how.

[@hensku.3000]

Xiao would teach a dance class, like street or contemporary! He’d be the cool and stoic dance teach with amazing technique 👏

[@spritegoblin4750]

Nahida would turn the class into a mystery solving class no matter what subject she teaches and it'd be amazing

[@angeldude101]

It's a lot easier to remember something you discovered yourself rather than was told, so I can completely understand why she'd do that. People who gave up before solving things probably weren't going to learn the material the traditional way anyways.

[@PumpkinSpiceCookie]

I feel like Barbara might let the whole class watch a Disney movie in choir and she would sing along to the Disney songs with all the kids c: she could also substitute for Jean and she probably teaches bissnuss management! And Lisa probably teaches English and has a beautiful voice while she reads! And she has relaxing candles and she puts purple roses on everyone’s desks and there all set up PERFECTLY ! OH OH ALSO VENTI JUST HAS A HOLE IN THE ROOF BECAUSE DVALIN JUST FLEW IN WHILE VENTI WAS PLAYING THE LYRE WHILE WATCHING THE DISNEY MOVIE also Lisa has a cat in her room for emotional support AND SHE SNUCK THE CAT IN TRYING TO PASS IT AS A THERAPY PET 😂 OH AND ZHONGLI HAS A ACTUAL THERAPY PET EXPECIALLY FOR XIAO! ALSO VENTI ABSOLUTELY SNEAKS WINE INTO A WATER BOTTLE

[@PumpkinSpiceCookie]

@~*sugarai*~ Ty!

[@PumpkinSpiceCookie]

Also I think diluc would trade wine with the students at like the back of the school and one time Venti was there and diluc was just like “ no fuck you go back to class “

[@PumpkinSpiceCookie]

@~*sugarai*~ ohh yea! Also I feel like Nilou may teach dance and all the kids are doing like Fortnite dancings and Nilou is just like 🤢😟

[@PumpkinSpiceCookie]

@~*sugarai*~ YESS

[@Crystalline_166]

Having the genshin daddys as a teacher would be like a holiday everyday lol(kayea would get fired for taking the students on a filed trip to the tavern lol😭🤣)

[@Gwenavere]

He's the teacher who's constantly toeing the line but not enough to really get in trouble, then once you come back from college and swing by to visit after school he takes you out drinking.

[@Crystalline_166]

@@Gwenavere ooooohh i feel like that would actually happen but i just think that someday he would get fired idk why i just think that lol

[@eunicet5082]

I can see Candace being the loveable preschool teacher And then when there’s a robbery or break in or smt she just goes ham like “DONT TOUCH MY CHILDREN.”

[@may6945]

I feel like Xiao would be that teacher-in-training who leads a whole bunch of clubs (who doesn't actually wanna be there). Like self-defense, literature, whatever else. Everyone signs up for clubs knowing that he'll be the one leading them

[@what.is.wrong.with.everyone]

I'm a firm believer that diluc has a soft spot for children, so imagine him teaching with thoma and itto and like keeping itto in place and he's the one who "leads" at the work place. Diluc softly smiling at kids and comforting them if they get hurt

[@levonnepoh]

THOMA TEACHES HOME ECONS

[@Koomaxx]

YESSS that too!!!

[@ApfersPL]

I can imagine Zhongli as a teacher so well, just having monologues, telling a lot of stories, in his own little world... Often going off-topic and forgetting what he was supposed to be teaching about. You know, osmanthus wine and memories. Also, the type of teacher you can distract very easily, the lesson will end and he'll realize that he's just been talking about his youth or something for an hour. But he won't be angry, more like "oh well, time flies, but we had an enjoyable (one-sided) conversation".

[@mmath2318]

you should do a tier list on which subjects everyone would teach, that would be fun

[@kaiaudios]

Beidou would be the gym teacher that you would run up to and have a handshake with and then she'd say to get to class

[@ori5092]

8:40 They really do love the starter characters

[@yt_commenter]

tbh we all know any character as a teacher would have a ton of down bad students

[@fancymustache3793]

Nahida I feel would be the fun teacher because she makes analogies about information to make it easier to understand or the analogies themselves are funny even if you dont get it but also crack jokes like the dook dook joke. She could also teach psycology and still be fun for the same reasons because she knows so much about the mind and makes things easier to comprehend.

[@Koomaxx]

Oooo psychology teacher is a great take for Nahida

[@jakubpilarski2102]

I think Nahida could teach anything because of her wisdom and knowledge, and because she has really calming and happy personality she would be liked or loved by her students. Not to mention that she was also willing to help others so that makes her even more competent and better teacher

[@noodle4327]

kaeya would be rumored to have a romance with multiple teacher because of how good he is with his words, but he's been single for his entire life lol

[@Lemooooooooon]

Xiao would be the history teacher that teaches you life lessons instead of history

[@Fax_Teller]

Zhongli as a history teacher would be Amazing him just going every single detail about all the rocks found in history But in all seriousness he probably wouldn't even realize he has a reputation like just If he did he wouldn't exploit it too he would just continue teaching Xiao is the sub for whenever zhongli gets sick And he would be strict but also kind childe being an elementary school teacher is perfect

[@SnowFox-gv2rn]

Only 4 minutes in, but I think Itto being the favorite preschool teacher is so adorable!!

[@geboaebo]

A fun game is to see where you'd put each of your actual teachers, and then see what Genshin character Koomaxx thinks they are

[@deathdragon789]

How Tartaglia got fired: someone overheard him saying “ok class today you are going to learn how to get away with murder”

[@mafaldaviana9060]

Although it doesn't really fit any of the characters, allow me to offer a new category based on my personal experience from highschool: 'Thew a whiteboard eraser at a kid's head' I just feel like it completes the spectrum.

[@Fyodors_favouriterat]

Tartaglia would definitely run around with the kids playing tag on the playground and if he took them to the park he'd definitely push the kids on the swing

[@hawthorne5780]

Itto and Tartaglia give the energy of wrestling on the gym mates every opportunity they get

[@kenanbrgulja112]

U should do a Honkai tierlist with zero context it would be fun

[@Koomaxx]

I wanna make one for both Honkai 3rd and Star Rail!

[@pinkeaucloud]

Personally I think Kokomi would be one of those gifted kid teachers that pulls out 5th to 4th grade students from their classes to do fun learning activities but while setting the class up she goes into an in-depth rant about how the school system sucks, pointing out all the flaws and literally everyone is invested and they’re all there to watch her explain her “olden days” (when she was a general) and every student in the school likes her for her accidental relatability but the teachers have a slight grudge against her.

[@MacX5x]

Completely agree with the teachers for the kiddos~

[@chaosbean3211]

During the assemblies to hype up the kids, Childe would play dodgeball against the other teachers and annihilate them (and so the kids are terrified of the day where he's the gym substitute)

[@ver87ona]

I genuinely hope to manage to become the fun teacher someday. Though given I’m going for a History degree, that may be difficult.

[@potato7468]

Ei would probably be the director for the robotics team ngl

[@Fengx3]

If kaeya was the spicy Spanish teacher I could see him and rosaria flirting in the hallways in Spanish

[@v.emiltheii-nd.8094]

My take is that half the class has a crush on Ei.

[@CoworkersHusband]

Xinyan teaches music and is like "I swear if any of you choose the flute you're gettin outta my class as soon you say it. Don't even dare mention it HEY I SEE YOU BILLY LOOKIN AT THAT FLUTE DONTCHA EVEN DARE"

[@lynkzi]

i cannot think of a tier list that you could make where i would not put kazuha at the top

[@NerdEnthusiast]

“What’s the modern equivalent of what Lisa does?” Bruh she’s a LIBRARIAN

[@Koomaxx]

i meant the magic use part haha

[@noodle4327]

nahida would have a very progressive teaching method, not just infodumping people and expect them to learn it without a second thought, but actually make them UNDERSTAND. like even if her subject is advanced she would go back to basics and make people think again of it which will lead them to look at the entire stuff from a new perspective, gaining a whole new level of knowledge. at the start some people might get really annoyed of her because of how her teaching style is really not what they're used to, and they're kinda lazy to figure out stuff by themselves, but after they graduate she'd be the teacher they'll be most grateful towards, because things she taught them helped them at their working places the most. also some people could be slow or neurodivergent, but she'd find an individual approach for every student so noone would feel left out and give them personal tasks based on their skills and gradually increase the difficulty.

[@angeldude101]

Honestly sounds like a dream come true if you ask me. I wish I had this kind of teacher when I was younger.

[@carmenreeves2411]

I’m taking creative writing classes right now in college and I would absolutely take a writing course by Kazuha 😍 I love that man so freaking much and he would be so good at teaching ☺️