Kramer in the Library

Kramer is critical of the Dewey Decimal System.

[@BluebirdNC]

Kramer saying, "The Dewey Decimal System, what a scam that was"-- that was my favorite line from the entire run of Seinfeld. No matter how many times I hear it, it still cracks me up.

[@scarecrow2885]

I don't think I ever understood the Dewey Decimal System. Imma have to look it up now.

[@philimanilie9293]

@@scarecrow2885 that's the thing about the dewey decimal system; nobody actually understands it

[@therussmeister]

@@philimanilie9293 Not even Dewey.

[@world-traveler880]

@uni blab how is it that in a world of information idiots like you exist

[@yasserbuhussain410]

@@therussmeister lol

[@michaelhuynh4953]

Look at him, trying to save a quarter!

[@martintolovski]

Needs a little Kramer :D :D

[@fromthehaven94]

Martin Tolovski Then she'll need a little shot of penicillin.

[@scottdinges2031]

@@fromthehaven94 lol she definitely heard the penicillin remark

[@devilmancrybaby2101]

“Then she’ll need a little shot of penicillin “😂😂😂😂😂

[@scottdinges2031]

Lol Kramer making fun of the guy reading the newspaper

[@joemckim1183]

When you just know if Kramer wanted to read the paper he would do the same thing.

[@StonedMeadowOfDoom]

That's like an ice cream man named Cone! 😂

[@chrisroman3415]

A little Kramer 😂😃😎

[@shahbazshaikh2884]

Then she'll need a little shot of penicillin 😂

[@JM-zo5me]

3 pints of Kramer.

[@radioheadtv3131]

The librarian didn’t hear Kramer?😂

[@stevefowler2112]

Kramer is the Kavorka!

[@dalibor8397]

"Help me Father,HELP ME"

[@Bajso84]

No wonder Jerry likes those sticks, with Kramer always stealing his paper 👌

[@jabibgalt5551]

What a gorgeous woman. Anyone knows her name?

[@Booomzz]

Her name is Ashley Gardner

[@daleva187goligo]

nancy hicks gribble... shoug

[@cheshire147]

Trying to save a quarter

[@JG-no4qr]

Which episode is this? I gotta watch the whole thing now. Brilliant dialogue!

[@woody5476]

Almost every episode had brilliant dialogue. It was an amazing show.

[@cheeriohos]

S3 Ep5 - the library

[@StonedMeadowOfDoom]

​@@woody5476earlier seasons mostly, before it became more about slapstick comedy and secondary characters. This episode in particular is genius character writing

[@acealexander9070]

Great scene!

[@saltech3444]

Anyone remember that repressed ship's librarian from one of the Leisure Suit Larry games?

[@dalibor8397]

Nobody noticed Lloyd reading the papers?🤣

[@linkesh8129]

Thats not Lloyd

[@sterlingarcher74]

So I’ve been to an actual library like 3 times in my life (never in the 90s). Did they actually have newspapers on sticks??

[@JKLvsME]

I often see this “stick newspaper” in my University’s Library. It’s still a thing.

[@Losrandir]

And some old school cafes and stuff on the old continent

[@stevefowler2112]

Yepper...

[@ianfinrir8724]

Yups!

[@uruiamnot]

Confirmed... but my school had them loose in the 90s. I came so close to stealing the last Communist Pravda... I really thought it would be a collector's item some day. Can't remember where I saw the sticks... but it was a thing.

[@TomasRepArg]

rolfmao who the fuck came out with such a line? a mastermind that one was

[@miketheyunggod2534]

A spinster. 😝

[@Danakedgamer0523]

I always digged the nerds

[@joshfactor1]

how could it possibly be a scam? there's no money involved in it

[@StonedMeadowOfDoom]

That's how they really get ya!

[@Russell_Rieckenberg]

Therein lies the humor.

[@bobbybagley4406]

that's what makes this so difficult

[@exzardoz3532]

Is that book diary of a wimpy kid?

[@keithleeuwen877]

ROTFLMFAO !

[@hariharanvenkataramani7311]

What exactly did Jerry say at the end?

[@avinbhagwani4712]

"then she'll need a little shot of penicillin"

[@h.epennypacker2598]

These kids today... so naive

[@geg6315]

@@h.epennypacker2598 shut the fuck up

[@arielbanks5557]

Clean your ears out 😉

[@jeffreyrichardson]

couple of scratched as overdue books public pays frowned on frito lays

[@hugh2hoob668]

kramer knows that library papers are archives right? 😅 They not current issues

[@Russell_Rieckenberg]

My local libraries have current issues. That's why they need the sticks.

[@1carrollwood298]

I refuse to wear a face mask at the library however i will take a pack of the free ones for use elsewhere

[@heitorj.gartner737]

Wha- did he dress up to go to the library..?

[@yosefdemby8792]

Because he was called because of an obscenely overdue library book.

[@creepywhitva17]

Cooper duper. Super. Duper. Cooper.

[@creepywhitva17]

Duped. Jewish.

[@chrissiebawn9357]

😀😀🤣🤣🤣🖖🖖🖖

[@hello2jello4mellow34]

The comments from Kramer, they dont age well these days ...

[@timowthie]

Why have they not aged well?

[@SanctusBacchus]

@@timowthie because he's a sad sensitive little leftie. In ancient times, around 2015, these creatures were called SJWs.

[@eobardthawne324]

@@SanctusBacchus How is he a "sad sensitve little leftie" he didn't say anything about how he felt about the comment. All he said was it didn't age well these days which is a fact.

[@eobardthawne324]

@RANI YAFAI You're making assumptions.

[@joedirte1029]

Yes they do. They're even funnier now.

[@mattg8431]

I'm shocked, shocked this show hasn't been banned yet, as it's so politically incorrect

[@eobardthawne324]

How and why would a show that's more than two decades old be banned? It's not even that politically incorrect.

[@Xero_Kaiser]

Seinfeld isn’t politically-anything. Keep grasping at those straws, though. Maybe you’ll eventually get one.

[@joedirte1029]

What a stupid thing to say.

[@ConsistentCed]

Jerry is one of the juice

[@robquin1525]

No it's just that your snowflake who has no life