Kramer Sees Joe DiMaggio In Dinky Donuts | The Note | Seinfeld

The guy slept with Marilyn Monroe, and he's in Dinky Donuts.
From Seinfeld Season 3 Episode 1 'The Note': To get a top-of-the-line massage free, Jerry asks his dentist friend to sign a note saying Jerry, George and Elaine need treatment from a certified physical therapist for medical reasons. When the doctor is later suspected of insurance fraud, Jerry must figure a way to save his friend's reputation and career.
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Seinfeld stars Jerry Seinfeld as a stand-up comedian whose life in New York City is made even more chaotic by his quirky group of friends who join him in wrestling with life's most perplexing, yet often trivial questions. Often described as "a show about nothing," Seinfeld mines the humor in life's mundane situations like waiting in line, searching for a lost item, or the trials and tribulations of dating. Co-starring are Julia Louis-Dreyfus as Jerry's ex-girlfriend and current platonic pal, Elaine Benes; Jason Alexander as George Costanza, Jerry's neurotic hard-luck best friend; and Michael Richards as Jerry's eccentric neighbor, Kramer.
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Kramer Sees Joe DiMaggio In Dinky Donuts | The Note | Seinfeld
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[@lukedaniell]

0:46 They way Kramer turns and looks at George 🤣

[@Scaarus]

The rare triple take

[@jh1328]

I always wondered if that was improvised. It’s comedy gold either way.

[@c.moriarty1178]

I can't stop laughing. Such perfect timing

[@SeekerGoldstone]

@@jh1328 If you take it back a couple more seconds, you'll see that he gives a much more natural looking double take but then changes his mind and goes for the high-risk triple take! I suspect that the script probably said "Kramer reacts".

[@Mtz96]

Tripping on him because George ONLY using the stall? 🤣

[@hall911guy]

I love how George interjects, “I don’t even like to use urinals; always been a stall man.” 😂😂

[@RJcrewcast]

Stall man eh?

[@GCANE]

I'm an architect.

[@codypalm]

i love the look on kramers face 🤨 😂

[@jaym3064]

Shrinkage even at the sight of water! 😂

[@jwood299]

I’m the same way lol

[@jaym3064]

Kramer’s pause at George’s urinal objection 😂

[@ciaranmcloughlin7165]

He had to wait for the audience laughter to die down.

[@carolfreitag6847]

Kramer is awesome!

[@DetectiveTrupo203]

Stall man huh

[@straightbusta2609]

"Why can't Joe Dimaggio have a Donut like everyone else?" "He can have a Donut, but not at Dinky's"

[@holdenmcroinn9193]

But not *a Dinky’s.

[@ARKHAMxMaverick]

The first time I saw this scene Kramer's double-take to George actually made me LOL.

[@augustoalvarez6766]

Another masterful display of comedic timing and physical comedy by Michael Richards. Bra-vo.

[@vasantsubramanian5796]

Or you might say Bro-vo

[@augustoalvarez6766]

@@vasantsubramanian5796 Manzier!

[@cynomyS]

So there’s four cups..

[@YaoEspirito]

Just his look after "I'm a stall man" is worth the clip.

[@robertbeckman2054]

That delayed double-take Kramer does near the beginning was perfectly executed.

[@jordanwhite8099]

"OH he's a dunker" HILARIOUS

[@spiker702]

Love the whole cast but Michael Richards has the best comedic timing of anyone I've ever seen I think

[@wrightvcx2249]

True but George Costanza is the greatest comedic character ever to play on screen.

[@ishikawa1338]

Except that one time tho right 🤣

[@nedmerrill6228]

Too bad he was cancelled by the woke crowd and never worked again.

[@Yakkymania]

@@nedmerrill6228could you stop shoving your politics into everything? i came to watch this because i got ticked off by people shoving their politics into everything & needing to laugh, & that didn’t help at all. plus, nobody even said anything political & nobody cares.

[@adamthemyth]

such a shame. it would've been good to see him branching out and doing more serious roles like adam sandler in uncut gems. @@nedmerrill6228

[@mikepetitti]

It was some - not all - of these early episodes where the series had these brilliant moments. This was one of them. When the series hit its stride Seasons 3 through 7, every episode was hysterical.

[@jennifergray6433]

Love this show. And how Jerry and Elaine settled their past differences and remained friends....awesome.

[@Dat-yi4iz]

How is this still funny every time just brilliant

[@rumble360]

3:24 Elaine broke character laughing and looking at the crew

[@redacted2275]

Julia breaking character... Elaine is the character.

[@roohalji125]

Yeah 😂

[@GreenCameron09]

See, I have to disagree, I think it would be perfectly in Elaine's character to look around with a bit of a wide eyed "oh here goes Kramer, hope he doesn't attract a scene" kind of expression.

[@THETRIVIALTHINGS]

Nope.

[@justins2559]

@@GreenCameron09 I agree - it works for the scene. But you can just tell how much of a kick she gets out of Michael

[@sagarsaxena6318]

3:28 Julia had to look away,she's about to explode with laughter.

[@jordanwhite8099]

Kramers reaction when George talking about being a Stall man

[@TetsuQuake]

I was sixteen, I never appreciated Seinfeld until we were poor and couldn't afford anything... My brother brought home Season 2 on DVD from the Library...: "The Note" and the "The Truth" was where I started to truly understand why Seinfeld was the greatest sitcom of all time...

[@stoundingresults]

I grew up poor too, seinfeld was startinh syndication on FOX I think. You get by on free over the air TV.

[@michaelfurminger6432]

Love when Kramer bangs table and yelps

[@kennethraymondmoore]

Paul Simon: Where have you gone Joe DiMaggio? Seinfeld: Dinky Donuts

[@virajpatel229]

Michael almost broke character at around 01:54 mark, holding laugh while making yelping noises.

[@sidratstudios]

He also broke character at 0:13, and they had to stop and restart the camera.

[@redacted2275]

Are you people on acid? The character is telling an exciting story, of course he's going to smile and laugh, he's astonished with Joe Dimaggio's donut dunking... 🤦‍♂️🤌

[@THETRIVIALTHINGS]

@@redacted2275 lmao XD

[@MoonJung82]

The way Kramer sits down lol 2:33

[@KingDizzleLTDinc.]

Kramer’s life was crazy.. Fight w/Reggie Miller,Punched Mickey Mantle,got bit by Jon Voight,saved a woman toe and stopped a mugger at the same time on a bus,part of the Van Buren boys..just the list goes on😂😂😂😂

[@drunkweebmarine9492]

George and Kramer made this show great

[@pb4595]

exactly

[@steverogers7601]

It’s the K-Man!

[@stabilini]

"Joe Dimaggio" hands are Steinbrenner's hands, and also Gillian's "farm hands" from the Bizarro Jerry episode

[@MrWodka]

REAAALLYYY!!!???? Nice fact

[@CometMedalChavez]

The man-hands lady??

[@farinaz005]

Oh jesus, that Kramer guy is really something! He is so funny all the time!! "why didn't you just call his name?" - that was so funny!!!! Just awesomely funny!!!

[@Bob-fj7lr]

You can see Dreyfus absolutely breaking down in the background

[@DarthABBA]

I assume no one told the others he would do that, or he just decided to right then and there

[@oddduck9798]

I choose to believe that the man Kramer is briefly seen through the window of the diner talking to outside is the one and only physical appearance of the infamous Bob Sacamano.

[@GaryFurr-er7xz]

Good ole Kramer

[@emisurfchannel2280]

Kramer is my favorite 🤣

[@beatmet2355]

I visited the Baseball HOF today and overheard the DiMaggio song. I immediately thought of this. 😂

[@Helmuesi911]

Kramer’s double take at George’s urinal comment 😂

[@davemc162]

Most certainly one of the best…. The hilarious and fascinating detail in the script. Bravo!

[@markherring3513]

The table slaps are the best

[@User-dt3xl]

One of Krammer's funniest bits in the whole series 🤣🤣

[@TristanBaldi]

This clip is incredible

[@Muhamad-Aleppo]

Michael Richards stole the whole lights from every one in this amazing series the way he acts 😅 its unbelievable Kramer is.... ICON

[@fromthehaven94]

You see, now that's a handsome man!

[@steverogers7601]

I prefer bathroom stalls over urinals. A stall gives you privacy, gives you the option to take a dump if you change your mind, and there’s no splash back from the porcelain.

[@dupe8383]

The most beta thing I ever heard 😂

[@attyla3970]

Joe Dimaggio in Dinky Doghnuts? Yes sir its true 🤣. Joe Dimaggio Dunks? 🤣

[@thelonewolf7443]

“Now that’s a handsome man.”

[@12feettall6]

😳

[@BrianSmith-yq7ys]

My favorite is the yelping noises lol

[@carlaborges6602]

"Kramer" is just Hilarious😅😁🤣🙆‍♀️🇵🇹

[@jenniejoyz]

1:08 Jerry's uh-huh. 😂

[@christopherdigiorgio7643]

"now that is a handsome man" makes me lose it every time 😂

[@user-dq1kr6zc2t]

LOL! " YE!...YEHE! I told ya!"

[@thaintriguing1]

Kramer was like, “how tf you know?!?” 0:45

[@gamers.digest]

Elaine at the last scene LMAO, she broke down for a second and then also looked at the camera or the director idk haha

[@fmo3765]

good catch

[@davidrogersgames]

Ha, I missed that!

[@buckcostanza3483]

yeah that's so cute

[@benjamintribe4652]

Yeah I noticed that too!!😆😂🤣

[@blimy01maynard30]

Elaine looked at the camera at the end. I think she was checking to see if they were still filming cause she was about to break.

[@skwisgarskwigelf7191]

“Well then the waitress she comes up and tells me to shut up or they’re gonna throw me out!” 😂

[@user-iu6ug5cr9g]

DiMajjio was known for this. In an article by Russ Baker, former press secretary for The Yankees, said that he "awlwys knew where to find the guy - disguised in 19th Century whiskers, always up at Park Cafe on 125th in Harlem, eating the same bear claws, drizzled with maple, every day."

[@jyesucevitz]

0:47 kramer's double look back at George was so unnecessary, but so perfect.

[@dupe8383]

Unnecessary? I beg to differ 😂

[@zosterinski]

Julia losing it at the end :)))) not surprised

[@garrettskidmore4291]

The double take 😂

[@okrajoe]

Where have you gone, Joe DiMaggio? Our nation turns its lonely eyes to you

[@benriffle104]

Now that is one handsome man.

[@kathrynbillinghurst188]

🍩🍩DINKY… 🍩🍩!!

[@soloa24]

Kramer got his proof. 😅

[@kurt6410]

Kramer's just a little upset after he punched Mickey Mantle in the mouth.

[@bossfan49]

He glorified the horsehide sphere, joltin' Joe DiMaggio. 🎶

[@ciaranmcloughlin7165]

Fun fact: There is actually a Dinky Donuts in Cork, Ireland.

[@jaengen]

Are the donuts dinky?

[@ciaranmcloughlin7165]

@@jaengen yes.

[@renaissance18]

the waitress told kramer to shut up 2:13 lol

[@dbarker7794]

He dunks like he hits.

[@frankgeurts3912]

Dunkings😂

[@JoeCnNd]

Just picturing kramer slamming on the table yelping in dinky donuts before the waitress tells him to shut up.

[@IsoscelesKramer]

The fact that we don't see his face reminds me of Steinbrenner. Maybe they dunked together? 😄

[@GavinusMaximusMaster]

Man George is deeply closeted

[@johnjohnson3709]

I would never dunk my donut into a cup of coffee. It would have to be a cup of hot chocolate.

[@user-mn9wd9fi2e]

This show should be called Kramer&George

[@jojomakes]

_Dinky Donuts_ 😂

[@aaronstark5060]

Jerry looks like a 10 year old boy the way he looks over at DiMaggio.

[@johnb1150]

Would have to be the one and only time something fazed Kramer when he does the double take over Georges proclamation.

[@MrNaimehob]

This always makes me want a donut 😅 why can’t Joe DiMaggio have a donut like everyone else?!

[@sethrabin833]

I wonder if Joe DiMaggio ever saw this.

[@redacted2275]

Yes: "According to Dr. Rock Positano - a longtime pal of the slugger and author of 'Dinner with DiMaggio' - DiMaggio’s family loved the episode and urged him to make a cameo on the series. 'Joe’s granddaughters were big fans of ‘Seinfeld’ and wanted him to do the cameo,' Positano told Page Six. Positano also revealed that DiMaggio was, in fact, a 'dunker' whose favorite 'was plain pound cake toasted on a grill on one side only.' In the end, the notoriously private sporting hero nixed the appearance, despite his family’s pleas. 'He felt it would have opened him up to criticism and invaded his privacy anytime he walked into a coffee shop,' Positano explained." (Page Six, 2021)

[@DrJ-hx7wv]

​@@redacted2275that's terrible reasoning. It would've been tv history

[@Jeff-kz5kl]

1:31 Jerry's response to Elaine's question was edited out and I can't find the unedited version anywhere. Maybe it's just bad editing but I feel like there was something left out and it's driving me crazy. Does anyone know Jerry's original response? If I ever meet Jerry, Julia, Michael, or Larry I'm going to ask.

[@renaissance18]

i thought kramer met marcus fenix from gears of war lol

[@stagglee1227]

Kramer's double take...lol!

[@flisko123]

Marilyn Monroe blew me under the boardwalk

[@Droogs]

That was Marilyn Manson.

[@Linda-in9ns]

🤣👍

[@DutchVai]

See... I told ya'

[@jenniejoyz]

0:58 Jerry's eye roll. 🙄😂😂

[@romeomeade-ortiz8552]

Don't even like sitting next to a man on an airplane cuz they knees might touch

[@crystalbarnes2128]

😂

[@mynameistrd6841]

actually jolting joe looks a bit like jerry :)

[@stephenoconnell1591]

Oh he's a dunker haaaaaa

[@BootCampSpecimen]

Call out his name yea, like he did to Jon Voight lol

[@amayreka]

Why is Joe Demagio with donuts such an issue

[@dspsblyuth]

It’s not the donuts that matter it’s WHERE Joey D got them

[@jimmybenyoucef4416]

2:02 & 3:24😅😂🤣😭

[@kxr842]

whats wrong with dunking your donuts? the coffee adds flavor to the donuts just like syrup add flavor to you pancakes.

[@rabiabegum6136]

You know I always wanted to dunk donut in coffe but never did 😮

[@resundanex4435]

hahaha kramers attempt sounds to get Joe DiMaggios attention

[@jamesbulldogmiller]

I don't think it was really Joe DiMaggio

[@GameyRaccoon]

who is joe dimaggio?

[@felixmalamud5022]

All-time Yankees and baseball great. His number 5 is retired by the Yankees, he holds the MLB record for most consecutive games with a hit (56), and he dated Marilyn Monroe.

[@joycampi7233]

@@felixmalamud5022 They eventually married too.

[@boxingandbulldogs6341]

One of the greatest baseball players of all time, and when he played, was probably one of the 3 or 4 most famous people in the world.

[@romeomeade-ortiz8552]

Ruth Gerrit damaggio mantle cantanza

[@kyloneforgon6852]

Did he really eat eat at a dounut shop come on now he eats at pastersy shop fancy dounut shop

[@shantanushekharsjunerft9783]

Did they not have Dunkin Donuts back then? Or was there a chain called “Dinkie Donuts”?

[@johnp82]

Either early Seinfeld absolutely sucks, or the later seasons are just that good.

[@Droogs]

I think the series just kept getting better and better.

[@mobus1603]

The last season was trash compared to early Seinfeld. This exchange about Joe DiMaggio is pure gold--total classic.

[@johnp82]

@@mobus1603 early Seinfeld is trash. Last season wasn't the best but it was far better than the first couple seasons. What are you smoking?

[@scinnyc]

​@@johnp82Only season 1 was trash. Season 2 and up were good...but the last season was kinda subpar but not terrible

[@kdvincent1982]

These people made untold millions of dollars by talking about NOTHING whatsoever.

[@Soul_Of_Revan]

69th like

[@poolsofbloodinyourstomach]

First

[@regalecusglesne3022]

joe dimaggio dipping its pastry in the coffee would not be too far fetched. quite the contrary, it's a very common italian custom