From Season 8, Episode 18 - "The Nap". marathonswimme...
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@smitchix111 жыл бұрын
"technically, Norfolk has more gross tonnage"...best Kramer line. That is brilliant writing.
@johnson24811 Жыл бұрын
Absolutely legendary
@crystalstorms5006 Жыл бұрын
His CLUELESSNESS makes me physically ILL & nauseous with rage at his brilliant bs all at the same time. KraaaaaameRR!
@JeffreyGillespie Жыл бұрын
I was about to say it, but you beat me to it 😂 genius line
@huertamj12811 жыл бұрын
Last month I was in NYC. Every time I crossed that river I couldn't stop smiling imaging Kramer swimming there.
@austinmolitor72833 жыл бұрын
*imagining
@RG3FC3333 жыл бұрын
@Luis Collado no really? no fucking way? wow that’s crazy
@vargas15693 жыл бұрын
@@RG3FC333 how is that “crazy”?
@vargas15693 жыл бұрын
He wasn’t moving much. But he was out there
@leftyseel86583 жыл бұрын
Legend has it, if you stare without blinking for 30 seconds, you will see Kramer swimming there.
@thomasharlovic74703 жыл бұрын
the dad casually explaining mob hits to his kid is such an underrated scene.
@jjturner44243 жыл бұрын
Pittsburghites, amirite?
@jarrodbarkley90613 жыл бұрын
And I love how the kid smiled and nodded at him in response!!
@afonsodeportugal3 жыл бұрын
@@Ktonrider He also has a hilarious scene on Two and Half Men!
@danlower78343 жыл бұрын
This feels like it was written by Phil hartman.
@iannoome18983 жыл бұрын
It's a very New York City scene, Seinfeld full of these small background character moments that really make the city feel real
@trequor4 жыл бұрын
Kramer's "he just sunk like a stone" always gets me!
@oulosvie Жыл бұрын
The best bit
@crystalstorms5006 Жыл бұрын
I KNOW! 😂 🤣
@sortofanoakyafterbirth36612 ай бұрын
The visual of that old, short man disappearing into the water like a stone gets me. I love it. I'd be just as amazed as Kramer was. 😂
@VenerableBede25102 ай бұрын
And nobody with any concern for the guy
@JuddKramer3 жыл бұрын
If Kramer is "swimming laps between the Queensboro Bridge and the Brooklyn Bridge" as Jerry says, that means he's swimming, at minimum, 5.8 miles between the two bridges. Assuming he does more than one lap, thats at least 23 miles of swimming in deep water without any sort of flotation aid apart from his flippers and webbed gloves. Kramer is one hell of a swimmer.
@dan_hitchman007 Жыл бұрын
No river can contain him.
@royalewithcheese7 Жыл бұрын
He also says that he does laps for 4 hours
@henrybierman8431 Жыл бұрын
Kramer is literally him
@MrEtherguy Жыл бұрын
Lol! I just did the same measurements. I got 4.4 miles with a streamlined route. However, Kramer did say "four hours and I'm an inch taller." That would suggest he's going the full route if he swims at least 1 mile an hour.
@James-kv6kb Жыл бұрын
It's pretend lol
@joegallagher28444 жыл бұрын
Technically, Norfolk has more gross tonnage. That's a solid point.
@johnames64303 жыл бұрын
Norfolk where? Virginia??
@tanveerhasan23823 жыл бұрын
@Luis Collado many of the US Navy vessels are docked in Norfolk
@Rellbronjames93 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@chasbodaniels17443 жыл бұрын
That Kramer remark is on par with his “Jerry - Those are load.bearing.walls!”
@joegallagher28443 жыл бұрын
@@chasbodaniels1744 six-room luxury suite!
@schaffy_5 жыл бұрын
Love that cheap looking set by the river. Classic 90s
@JohnBonini7 жыл бұрын
"He just sunk like a stone didn't he?"
@matthewtrout14405 жыл бұрын
I don't know why, but that line kills me.
@kitgusto23904 жыл бұрын
One of my favorite lines on the show.
@mbwhly3 жыл бұрын
I like to envision the weird round old guy just disappearing into the depths of the river until he’s no longer in sight.
@sanbi2213 жыл бұрын
How unfortunate. The East River is endless. He will fall forever. -Raiden
@InformationPollution3 жыл бұрын
I like how they just brush over the death of the old man
@MrVagif19 жыл бұрын
They werent moving much, but they were out there. XD
@HupfDole875 жыл бұрын
I love my women like that :)
@technoai-013 жыл бұрын
@@HupfDole87 This all of a sudden looked like a Reddit thread !!!
@coffeejab33813 жыл бұрын
😂 😂 😂 😂 😂
@leafbranch18722 жыл бұрын
I dare say.
@marccram266413 күн бұрын
@@HupfDole87hold it, hot cosby
@mikeg13784 жыл бұрын
“35 geriatrics throwin elbows. It was like I was in a flabby-armed spanking machine” 😂
@jamieczarnecki77184 жыл бұрын
Lmfao
@chasbodaniels17443 жыл бұрын
Brilliant line.
@InspectorCallahan.448 жыл бұрын
" You people find your own river!"
@Shapes_Quality_Control4 жыл бұрын
Hey! Nobody beats you!
@williamhoo77878 жыл бұрын
Legends say that Kramer is still looking for a place to swim peacefully
@madjack17486 жыл бұрын
I hear Lake Karachay isn't too crowded.
@danieldougan2694 жыл бұрын
There's always the Hudson River or the Harlem River.
@cirocciroc4 жыл бұрын
Love new retro! Saw the midnight last year!
@mkailov134 жыл бұрын
Stay Retro
@catlady83244 жыл бұрын
Those “Legend says” and “Legend has it” comments are Gold, Jerry! GOLD!!!
@shaunbarnett2972 Жыл бұрын
Kramer jumping into the water, "GIddyup!!" is absolutely brilliant.
@dashman84996 жыл бұрын
" they weren't moving much, but they were out there."
@trucututrucutu6071 Жыл бұрын
THAT'S WHAT MATTERS, NOT IF YOU'RE ALIVE OR DEAD
@Mister.Cretsoo8 жыл бұрын
"Man I`m on the wrong floor again" hahaha
@MichaelD83937 жыл бұрын
Sees Jerry & jumps! 😂
@jandy46046 жыл бұрын
I've actually done that a couple times wondering why my key wouldn't work then I realized, "Man I'm on the wrong floor again."
@SharinganMan3 жыл бұрын
@@jandy4604 yeah but he lives across the hallway. three feet from jerry's door is where he's coming from.
@ruffusgoodman41373 жыл бұрын
I remember entering office's women's restroom and was like "How come I entered the same door yet the wrong restroom?" Wrong floor again...
@SteamGrace Жыл бұрын
The Norfolk line has got to be one of the funniest lines ever uttered in a sitcom
@morganzimmerglass99253 жыл бұрын
Technically Norfolk has more gross tonnage is one of my favorite lines ever. Also I always think it’s funny he goes to the East River when he lives on the west side way closer to the Hudson.
@ConstantChinner9 жыл бұрын
Technically Norfolk has more gross tonnage. LOL
@bmillerdrums6 жыл бұрын
That is one of the funniest lines ever
@PlatoonGoon5 жыл бұрын
what the fuck is your name.
@nathanadkins29855 жыл бұрын
He pronounced Norfolk the wrong way. Any of my Virginia friends feel free to comment.
@civlyzed5 жыл бұрын
@@nathanadkins2985 I say "nor-fick", but most of my friend say "nor-fuck" :D
@toptenguy17 жыл бұрын
I swim for 30 seconds and I need a full minute to catch my breath. Kramer is super human! 3 hours!!!
@stroyer21032 жыл бұрын
4!
@Kr0nicDragon11 ай бұрын
Gotta pace yourself
@moviedude229 жыл бұрын
"That's where spike lee lives"
@chrisd20515 жыл бұрын
RIP
@AllenHanPR5 жыл бұрын
@@chrisd2051 Spike Lee is still alive fool.
@roflstomps3244 жыл бұрын
@@AllenHanPR is he though?
@christophersuswal95444 жыл бұрын
R.I.P Spike Lee
@roflstomps3244 жыл бұрын
@Isaac Graham So? He isn't dead?
@albundy60088 жыл бұрын
you know what I think it is, I think it might be that East River. I think it might be poluted.
@danieldougan2698 жыл бұрын
You don't say.
@suzycreamcheesez43716 жыл бұрын
polluted
@bdsbckjdskl6 жыл бұрын
todd krager Kramer Is A Nut 😂
@katieqmichaels20045 жыл бұрын
I fucking died laughing
@mistermonologue24423 жыл бұрын
You strike me as a late 80's kid. Maybe real early 90's
@Stevo93510 жыл бұрын
Kid using binoculars = same guy who eventually played Dabney, from Malcolm in the Middle. I knew he looked familiar!
@yannick2459 жыл бұрын
Stevo935 true!
@MrElfuete5 жыл бұрын
Now he(or she) is trans.
@carultch4 жыл бұрын
Who plays his dad?
@novakattila4 жыл бұрын
"See when the mob kills someone, they throw the body in the river" lol
@carultch4 жыл бұрын
Kramer likes the East River, because it is where he swims voluntarily. Kramer dislikes the Hudson River, because it is where he was tossed while sleeping and mistaken for dead.
@sensaiko3 жыл бұрын
Seinfeld was a great mix of fine writing and great slapstick humor
@DaniAlva255 жыл бұрын
"Well floating, they weren't moving much, but they were out there" How can anyone debate Kramer's logic?
@defaultyorker60965 жыл бұрын
From the Queensboro Bridge to the Brooklyn Bridge is somewhere around 4 miles. An olympic-level long distance swimmer would take somewhere around 2 and a half hours to swim there and back. Most people wouldn't manage that kind of distance.
@stevefowler21125 жыл бұрын
Genius writers and superb actors...the show about nothing was/is AWESOME!
@danieldougan2698 жыл бұрын
I don't know why Kramer thought he could swim peacefully in the East River. Like Jerry said, it was the most heavily-trafficked waterway on the Eastern Seaboard. If he was worried about the water aerobics classes and divers at the pool, what would he do when a barge came along?
@zachhaywood15648 жыл бұрын
Technically, Norfolk has more gross tonnage.
@elephant_8885 жыл бұрын
Zach Haywood 😂😂😂👍🏽👑
@willc57235 жыл бұрын
Only the gowanus canal was more polluted
@Kruppt808 Жыл бұрын
he should go in the winter, like the Polar Bear Club
@tommeyer3840 Жыл бұрын
Its a tv show there pal
@melasvarco47915 жыл бұрын
“Well floating. They weren’t moving much, but they were out there.”
@uraldamasis68874 жыл бұрын
2:21 I love how he just happens to phrase the question in the one and only way that Kramer would say yes, lol
@redtie83513 жыл бұрын
Since the first time I've watched Seinfeld years ago the line "He sunk like a stone, didn't he?" pops up in my head unprompted for no reason. I don't know how to stop it from happening. I'm not complaining.
@slavdef3 жыл бұрын
Kramer must be one hell of an olympic athlete if he can swim for 3 hours and still want more.
@pforgottonsoul11 ай бұрын
at the beginning of the episode he said he did 200 laps.
@zachhaywood15647 жыл бұрын
"Man, I'm on the wrong floor again..." LMAO!
@chrisd20515 жыл бұрын
That's me at work
@Will8712 жыл бұрын
I'm not sure if Phil Hartman had passed by the time this episode was aired, but he would've been awesome as the father explaining to his son about the mafia, east river, etc.
@ffp088 жыл бұрын
i swam in the deleware river during the 90s, i do not get sick, well rarely yes, but my immune system has had practice
@prushimush6 жыл бұрын
This post makes me miss the weird tasting tap water from Philly. There are two water treatment facilities on the Schuylkill and one on the Delaware. Stark difference from NYC and its fancy Catskill reservoir water.
@malice65574 жыл бұрын
this man is immune to coronavirus
@Ibelikemj3 жыл бұрын
That seems rancid
@chasbodaniels17443 жыл бұрын
Yeah, NYC has a terrific water supply. Amazing foresight to build that system, and to upgrade it decades later.
@lordchancellorhatton1910 Жыл бұрын
I like how Kramer starts hollering after he puts on his swim stuff. "IT'S GREAT FOR THE BACK! 4 HOURS IN THIS CHOP AND I'M A FULL INCH TALLER!"
@tavoiaiono78855 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha the way he dives into the river always has me in stiches. hahahaha
@chasbodaniels17443 жыл бұрын
The short old man uses a similar diving technique.
@theunderdawg.5 жыл бұрын
Every second of this show is brilliant
@kamsavart8 жыл бұрын
Those swimming scenes were actually shot at the Universal Studios Hollywood backlot.
@1dJHorY18 жыл бұрын
+Andre Wallace I would assume they didn't actually go in the East River. Were you there when they shot this?
@kamsavart8 жыл бұрын
+Horatiu L years ago on the Universal Studios Backlot tour we passed by a giant water tank where the guide pointed out that it was used for swimming scenes in TV and movies. One of them he mentioned was Kramer swimming in the east river.
@mgtowtalk34026 жыл бұрын
Ya the water looks real nice
@flisko1235 жыл бұрын
no no, they were in the east river
@theislander90344 жыл бұрын
Horatiu L it's on the interviews..it was a water tank at the universal studio
@DaBish216 жыл бұрын
Love the noise Kramer makes at 3:06
@basedbattledroid35074 жыл бұрын
One of the few times that Kramer's obsessiona actually became popular with others.
@gbbenner93824 жыл бұрын
"over there is Brooklyn, That's where Spike Lee lives" lol
@templeknight93384 жыл бұрын
When that old guy said "step aside", I felt like he should've finished by saying,"Wormtail, so I can give our guest a proper greeting."
@templeknight93382 жыл бұрын
AVADA KEDAVRA! 🐍
@valdavna15972 жыл бұрын
So wait, this all started with people making fun of Kramer then ended with people copying his actions ? Smh Kramer is a genius.
@stevefowler21124 жыл бұрын
I wish I had a neighbor like Kramer...it would be such an exciting life.
@Boss_Tanaka Жыл бұрын
Really? You really want someone storming unannounced in your house more than every now and then even when you’re out, checking your fridge, borrowing your stuff without asking, giving back your stuff broken, eating your food, drinking your drinks, smoking cigars in your living room, messing your couch, wasting your tap water, wiping his mouth in your quilt while eating in your bed, inviting the people you hate, pouring blood in the cooling system of your car, not to mention he would visit your parents … Sure you would never be bored. You would be too busy cleaning his mess and fixing your belongings
@ayjay23 Жыл бұрын
@@Boss_Tanakagiddy up
@timothypruitt4578 Жыл бұрын
Well, given where his career currently stands following... The Incident... you could probably get Michael Richards himself for whatever cash you have in your pocket.
@bigdickdolly11 ай бұрын
@@timothypruitt4578wah wah get over it
@LB__13 жыл бұрын
That's impressive that Kramer can swim laps between the Brooklyn and Queensboro Bridges. That would be between 5 and six miles one way. He would have to be in serious shape to do that.
@lundylow3 жыл бұрын
"Flabby armed spanking machine" feels like a term that could loop back around and be meme-worthy 20+ years later.
@donnythedingo7 жыл бұрын
That "Giddyap!" was the funniest thing I've seen in television history. Puts the looney tunes to shame.
@12classics39 Жыл бұрын
“Floating. They weren’t moving much but they were out there.” LOLOL
@Vision_Voyagers3 жыл бұрын
That's some quality father son time I gotta say.
@LoneWolf-oz2mq11 жыл бұрын
I've learned not to tell people about my favorite places to go especially when it comes to swimming in freshwater otherwise it becomes over crowded.
@albundy60083 жыл бұрын
I'm lucky. I live in Michigan and we have 3 of the Great Lakes (Superior, Huron, and Michigan) and thousands of inland lakes. There are many great places for swimming, boating, and fishing.
@gavinlamp54262 жыл бұрын
"No, that's probably just a dead body, son." Only a New Yorker would casually say this... And a Flordian.
@BrianBull5 жыл бұрын
"man I'm on the wrong floor again" Haha lives next door
@jmh508 Жыл бұрын
"He just sunk like a stone, didn't he,"....I don't know why, but is one of my favorite lines in the show
@DEADG6D5 жыл бұрын
4 hours in this chop and im a full inch taller - lol its those lines why i love kramer so stupid
@jonathonwallen11 жыл бұрын
He just sunk like a stone didn't he?
@justinlevine39368 жыл бұрын
did he die
@YaowBucketHEAD4 жыл бұрын
@@justinlevine3936 probably. He was old.
@nikkimatheson6611 жыл бұрын
That has got to be one of the funniest Kramer lines....He is a Legend..
@larryx21597 жыл бұрын
He just sunk like a stone didnt he,my favorite line
@cugamer88626 жыл бұрын
I love how he just flops into the water.
@nabiltarantino12025 жыл бұрын
i'm here for this 3:06
@openscholar99084 жыл бұрын
😂
@tristanauspride8 жыл бұрын
Over there is Brooklyn, that's where Spike Lee lives lmao
@otomicans65803 жыл бұрын
Just before Brooklyn got cool again.
@ThisisTedWells12 жыл бұрын
3:05 - "He just sunk like a stone didn't he"
@squashhead13744 жыл бұрын
If our society goes on for another million years there will never be a show as great as Seinfeld.
@skierprincessakify Жыл бұрын
I agree
@cazeycroland46 жыл бұрын
“You people find your own river!!” LOL
@Kruppt808 Жыл бұрын
i love Kramer always has obscure facts at the rdy.
@Hakuromatsu12 жыл бұрын
0:30 BEST DAD EVER
@ES-fg2bf Жыл бұрын
“Technically Norfolk has more gross tonnage.” Great writing.
@caitlinkilkenny94332 жыл бұрын
Oh my God i forgot about the technically Norfolk has more gross tonage line. I laugh out loud at just how casually he rolls right into the comment like it's obvious information that everyone knows. One of my favorite lines of his
@rstevens18362 жыл бұрын
One of my favourite episodes. 😆 but Is it true Norfolk has more gross tonnage?
@CatchQueen9 жыл бұрын
An absolute classic lol...just had a rather similar experience...immediately remembered this
@danieldougan2698 жыл бұрын
You swam in the East River?
@CatchQueen8 жыл бұрын
No. I went through a flabby-armed spanking-machine.
@SeldomPooper11 жыл бұрын
"You people find your own river" :-D
@malatisaha9238 Жыл бұрын
"I saw couple of guys floating but they were there" Kramer just wants to swim even if he is surrounded by dead bodies.
@davidr.wilson81942 жыл бұрын
If you really swam in the East River youd be in danger of a shark attack.It's mainly saltwater and sharks come in from New York Bay,sometimes.
@huskyfaninmass1042 Жыл бұрын
I understand it's not really a river.
@gweiloxiu98624 жыл бұрын
"A flabby armed spanking machine"
@brahsumatra2 жыл бұрын
“Over there that’s Brooklyn that’s where Spike Lee lives.” 😂
@grahamfloyd34514 жыл бұрын
They must have had so much fun shooting this episode lol
@dw5000jf9 жыл бұрын
Giddyup!
@nasim090219759 жыл бұрын
goodness gracious, Kramer cracks me up so much!! haha :D :D
@LivingTrancefully12 жыл бұрын
no one can deliver like him
@CelticNawabi12 жыл бұрын
i hate it when i go snorkeling and it is crowded.
@kennybegeske88243 жыл бұрын
That's is the funniest I ever heard that Kramer swimming
@rstevens18362 жыл бұрын
One of my favourite episodes. 😆 Its frustrating when everyone gets the same idea as you. Nice to see Jerrys place looking different sometimes. Is it true Norfolk has more gross tonnage?
@MzuMzu-nx1em5 жыл бұрын
What a father, greatest educators ever ,
@SkiKoala3 жыл бұрын
Still makes me think of the episode where Kramer was tossed into the Hudson IN A SACK.
@cerealfamine1 Жыл бұрын
Also one of the funniest scenes in the show. Lol
@Saturnize75 жыл бұрын
0:37 Boy: "Hey there's a man swimming in the water!" Father: "No... That's probably just a dead body son. You see, when The Mob kills someone They throw the body in the river."
@richardmorrissett9023 Жыл бұрын
Kramer’s line about,” They weren’t moving much, but they were out there.” Is similar to his carpool line, “ You should see the smiles on the driver’s faces, you gotta look quick, but their there.” After explaining to Jerry how he removed the menacing lane line reflectors, and turning 4 lanes into 2 for a comfort cruise
@MiC-T2 жыл бұрын
The "stone" old man, I used to have those exact Billabong surf trunks.
@America100000able11 жыл бұрын
LOL They are building a beach called Brooklyn Bridge Beach right next to the East River. Soon you will be able to swim like Kramer..........
@billythekidnax5 жыл бұрын
"Find your own river" 😂 😂 😂
@smar31676 жыл бұрын
47 people need to find their own river
@daverogers56095 жыл бұрын
4 hours in this chomp and I'm a full inch taller.
@Masterandnoob23 жыл бұрын
I had forgotten about Jerry’s kitchen remodeling 😆
@AWSOMEPOSSUM1612 жыл бұрын
Yeah, she was. She gave birth to her son about a month after this episode aired.
@letyvasquez20252 жыл бұрын
I looked across the murky water, through the congested currents of defecation, over the questionably inanimate float-amabobs, and I could see a faint emerald glow, calling out to me. In that moment I knew I was morbidly delirious, not to mention pathologically dehydrated, so I made my way towards a buoyant clump of glowing trash and had a nap, Jerry.
@carmineagrigento82452 жыл бұрын
" I'm on the wrong floor again "😂😂
@ShroomKeppie3 жыл бұрын
The East River isn't really a river though, is it? It's more like a passage from the western end of Long Island Sound to the Upper New York Bay.
@jameshaggerty83483 жыл бұрын
It’s more of a hiding spot for unsolved crimes and murders in NYC.
@HealeyBrianT2 жыл бұрын
Technically, it's a tidal estuary.
@RIUUI00711 жыл бұрын
Episode aired Apr. 10, 1997. Hartman was murdered May 28, 1998. I agree, he would have been perfect as the father.
@MrGahbage15 жыл бұрын
1:12 Virginia represent!
@jsp55442 жыл бұрын
"But they were out there"😂😂😂
@justinlevine39368 жыл бұрын
Did the old guy die
@thagrammarnazi7 жыл бұрын
David David Nah, he went to a retirement home in the sky.