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[@billyjbryant]

I'm always super excited when the product I use has an amazing 30% reduction in performance!

[@randomizednamme]

When the devs take the term “slow down loop” too seriously

[@TheNekulturny]

Waiting for the token makes you appreciate it more

[@TokyoXtreme]

It’s actually good UX because slowdown gives the user time to reflect about the technological society and its consequences.

[@heenasurve]

I almost thought he was going to say something like 30% reduction in latency.

[@jackshiels3239]

Understanding this kind of humour is both a blessing and an immeasurable burden of human suffering.

[@KeshavDulal]

Word!

[@Fordtruck4sale]

Fucking lol

[@bashubash]

the way Ross looks like he wants to die every second of this skit is perfect

[@mareksicinski3726]

I mean understanding and agreement is different

[@liyacarolyn6055]

@@bashubash best part, I feel him

[@paul1]

Oracle just gets it. Is it slower now? Yes, and thats the point. Take the time to relax (you deserve it). Huge win for mental health. Positive nudges like these are why I’m an Oracle Man™️ for life

[@bleakCode]

LOL

[@jamesgulland]

😂

[@willmcpherson2]

Welcome to The Platform™ where you'll be spending the rest of your life. Oracle: _Develop_ _More._

[@Trixter9000]

Now that's the Oracle spirit!

[@Speaks4itself]

😂😂😂😂

[@UserUser-he5zm]

As someone who struggles with maximizing KPIs and availability of backend API authentication services, I appreciated Ross Elefant's insight into the necessity of minimizing token query latency and the importance of cross-team cooperation. Containerization just last year allowed us to switch to a CI/CD pipeline for our k8s-deployed API auth project that took us from bearer tokens to oauth. The business impact to our customers was literally incalculable.

[@jackshiels3239]

"Literally incalculable" lmao

[@nayaleezy]

Without a continuous model validation ML pipeline it's no wonder you weren't able to predict a business impact calculation. At least make your CI builds hermetic with bazel so you can graph dependencies like a boss while staging repeatable builds all night, all day.

[@rundown132]

I hate how I understand this

[@abrarmahi]

i hate myself for being able to understand this

[@MegaKiri11]

Yeah, but WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO SUPPORT ISO TIMESTAMPS? Galactus is suffering!

[@nerdinator2807]

nothing brightens my day like receiving my auth token quickly

[@jorisvanmens]

We try to do our best

[@MyBinaryLife]

The way the devs voice cracks like hes gonna break down crying any moment kills me every time i watch this

[@MindGameArcade]

Dude the dread and despair in the developer gaze, top notch

[@nasonguy]

That's real. It's not faked. You can tell. The anxiety and sleepless nights show.

[@MyBinaryLife]

@@nasonguy hes a great actor cuz he can tap into his life experience lmao

[@peterwashington3222]

I felt it

[@hulkhan8338]

All Ross ever needed is just a little bit more Z index.

[@luimu]

average backend dev struggling with css

[@willmcpherson2]

z-index: -6ft;

[@winken2666]

I have never had to bother with z-index. Feels like you've put the thing you want to show in the wrong html element if you do?

[@shurgars]

@@winken2666 great point, invaluable advice really, but have you considered sometimes you just want the f*cking thing to GO IN FRONT.

[@sroirr]

No no no, you're confusing Ross with Chris from the front-end team 😂

[@INDABRIT]

Literally the highest tier of comedy and production in this space. You are truly consumer-driven

[@alexwork4829]

This is enterprise level comedy

[@mareksicinski3726]

'space'

[@iamjohnrobot]

Please more

[@calanguteb]

Ross realised during the interview that his team can further reduce the performance by another 70% by setting DEBUG to true. This sprint is sorted.

[@MichaelDuke1]

They don't think it debug like it is, but it's true

[@wrash]

Add Sleep statements wherever you please, to precisely tailor the performance reduction in every component.

[@thehyphenator]

That's a full *does the math* 110% reduction in performance. Big win.

[@Xammed]

@@MichaelDuke1 This comment is underrated.

[@Tekner436]

@@wrash "By multiplying the thread sleep timer by 1.3, we were able to reduce performance by 30% percent"

[@dawidlaszuk]

When requesting a token, do you ever wonder whether that token actually wants to come? Maybe it's enjoying its short time before being expired. Just going on some adventures through webs or enjoying the safety of trusted network? Thanks to Oracle now that Token can spend 30% more time enjoying its freedom. You go, Token! Good on you, buddy! It isn't always about what we want. Indeed, a big win!

[@williammanning5066]

Now I'm imagining a Pixar movie about the token's journey through the Internet.

[@htspencer9084]

​@@williammanning5066 I hope this somehow manifests because I would very much like this to be real!

[@russelljazzbeck]

This isn't even an exaggeration. That's literally how these things go.

[@matthiasjochum4067]

Poor Ross Elephant almost breaks down at 2:02 Performance is paramount at Oracle 🥺

[@SoulSukkur]

This video would've had a 30% reduction in comedy if you hadn't arranged the plant just so. That's a big win.

[@Vaaaaadim]

The real big win is the friends we made along the way

[@chisp1210]

Yeah when the developer looks at the dude, he can't even see him through the plant even though he's acting as if he does.

[@DLeadShot]

Orange DeLonge is your work superior who asks you to post on LinkedIn about company events and promotions

[@gebys4559]

Agree?

[@porkbork3500]

Rewatched this many times and just noticed that he calls the dev "Ross Elephant" but his name was "Ross LeFontaine". Every second of this video is just pure art.

[@theodenking169]

Getting Ross' name wrong is the cherry on top of his existential pain. The pain that all developers know. This video is art

[@VinnieFarsheds]

Although it's not possible for users to display their birthday on the user profile because OMEGA STAR Ω still doesn't support ISO timestamps, the performance of their logging API is *reduced* by 30%. Customer satisfaction achieved.

[@danyaal9968]

Hey Ross. I don't know if you ever read these, but your last talk on deploying serverless react apps with AWS Amplify changed my life! Thank you so much brother!! 🙌🏽

[@forresthopkinsa]

Too close to home

[@dailydoseofaspartame4065]

Can you share the link please?

[@swyxTV]

Hi What font is that

[@bongimusprime7981]

Your humour is unparalleled, love your content 💯

[@thomasstover8993]

"can I go?" & "ceramist"

[@hexamoth5873]

I love the detail of Ross's shirt being clearly put over a different shirt just for this video. I think about it all the time. I really, really appreciate that.

[@nuggyfresh6430]

hell yeah

[@hugocast]

Major #kudos to the App Developer Tiger Team and the API Performance Task Force. They really went the extra mile in delivering #customervalue with their #continousintegration algo. Thank you for being all in!

[@ratch3t673]

Major #kudos to the #AppDeveloperTigerTeam and the#APIPerformanceTaskForce. They really went the #extramile in delivering #customervalue with their #continousintegration algo. Thank you for being #all-in!

[@homelessengineer5498]

Nothing makes me want to slit my wrists like forced corporate positivity.

[@Tokkowa]

Every quarter, I binge watch all of Krazam's videos. Cursed, delightful, necessary content. You're the gods of a weird, weird niche. I need more !!!

[@markusmurphy8317]

I really love how the API team is driving customer value indicators by reducing token response time. I also love how this was a collaborative and inclusatory teamwork achievement, way to go Ops team.

[@josephmorales652]

This is a classic slack comment.

[@MrHyde-fu5sr]

It has the exact level of mic quality seen at these meetings. The technical guy is always slightly too far and it makes it ever so slightly quiet. Perfect.

[@The_Soup_Master]

Between 2 Men with Plant Galifernokis

[@felixinfinita3777]

This is pure art. I hope I could reach same heights in my programming career to be able to announce 30% performance decrease on a whole corporate video update!

[@GreebusBleeb]

The plant placement is absolutely perfect

[@WilkinsonX]

I’m surprised that philodendron didn’t burst into flames from the intense chemistry between Orange DaLonge and Ross LeFontaine.

[@zackpi7874]

I'm sure the users notice how fast that token comes back. Good job Ross and team

[@Awesomebot]

Learned a lot today, love the mall dives, we'll talk next week about devops?

[@jigglykirby]

When I look for IT comedy duos on KZbin, I want a team that's energetic, and tech-savvy. Razor-sharp wit, and spirits worn down from toiling in a soul-crushingly boring industry for years. In other words, a hybrid. Turns out, so do businesses. Introducing new Hybrid Cloud Solutions with IBM Watson®. For the customer who wants it all.

[@GamesterTheBest7]

Wow. It perfectly captured what it’s like to be a dev at Oracle.

[@abrahamrodriguez1205]

This is some of the best comedy of the last decade. Love this channel.

[@megatronusv2215]

My lead dev's dog's name is also biscuit. I fear for my life, I'm in this satire

[@mareksicinski3726]

why?

[@Steiglitz312]

Love y'all. Thanks for the laughs all these years for serious

[@scottmuc2112]

Nailed it with the jingly jangly up-beat music. Now THAT is enterprise-focused.

[@KillerMindawg]

Yes users DO notice how fast the token comes back. Loving the 30% reduction in performance!

[@t-e-e]

that monstera plant couldnʼt be more cliché, love it

[@tcort]

they REDUCED performance 30%? sounds like Oracle.

[@randomizednamme]

Yeah, only 30% is an achievement

[@Anch0rman]

The semi-coherent communication of an engineer is so unbelievably accurate, it hurts

[@AmeeliaK]

At 2:03 I believed Ross will just start sobbing or break out in tears.

[@Unga_Bunga]

My theory is that the social skill level of these guys was so extremely low that an underflow happened, sending their powers to unprecedented highs and enabling them to make sarcastic meta commentary of godlike quality. We need to enjoy them as much as we can before someone notices the error and makes a rollback or pushes a hotfix.

[@PhilJamesson]

god damn that first monologue from ross is killer

[@KRAZAM]

love your stuff phil!

[@PhilJamesson]

@@KRAZAM 🙏

[@Derpderpson123]

Everytime I get a notification from this channel, my heart flutters

[@HominisLupis]

WATCHED 12 TIMES STRAIGHT. Can't control my laughter! LOVE YOU KRAZAM

[@to-xh9lk]

I love this video, and the one where they're going over the application flow on the white board, I just love it so much

[@1.4142]

As a resident of Los Palos Altos, I can confirm that we are plants.

[@joecassidy2887]

I love how much eye contact Orange is making with the Producers and A/V Techs

[@Wasabiofip]

"Sorry boss, gotta drop off. Something just came up."

[@ilmarinen79]

I think these guys could make a sequel to Office Space. The plant partially blocking the guys face was just genius...😅

[@isaac48]

So accurate😂. I love how the developer advocate is so yuppy and high energy, and the techlead sounds like he doesn't want to be here, and would rather jump off a bridge.

[@Sergiuss555]

developer consumer solutions advocate

[@DavidDeCorso]

Please miss just once

[@atomsmasher]

Your channel is a hilarious descent into unfathomable madness. I love you.

[@fritskosovsky715]

These videos make me feel worse about my job and life in general. Still, I keep coming back for more.

[@fabled.]

For me it helps me not to take my job so seriously. I haven't laughed so much in ages!!

[@theglowcloud2215]

Have you considered becoming a plant stylist?

[@MrLordschaft]

Possibly the most funny video I watched in the last few months. Keep on going guys, your content is awesome!

[@Wasabiofip]

"Ross Elephant" I almost missed that haha

[@dionbridger5944]

"Man these games are amazing how the heck do they make these I should learn how to program computers when I grow up"

[@ekwensu8797]

I'm self teaching myself programming to break into the industry. Should I be scared? Lol

[@dionbridger5944]

@@ekwensu8797 It depends. There is a lot of opportunity in programming and you can find work outside of massive souless corporations who will drain your soul, if you've willing to forego the massive paychecks and work for small or medium sized businesses.

[@rlwelch]

When I'm working on something I always make sure these videos are going into the top of my mind

[@20migetboy]

Big support for the channel and keep on making awesome content and guides and giveaways in the future as well. Worked for me

[@VishiVish01]

The amount of self awareness in this video is bonkers. Great job guys.

[@frankhu5418]

The MAL-DIVES. That one really got me. Lol

[@lechatsportif124]

I'm always one click away from sharing krazam with coworkers on slack, but its just too real. Can't sabotage teams kpis with non-mission aligned context switching

[@Filaxsan]

Shots, photography, acting. So fucking good, man! Love this

[@nipafx]

As a Java developer advocate working at Oracle, I gotta say... I laughed out loud. A lot. This is hilarious! Am I Orange DeLonge?

[@Sonsequence]

Link us done of your sweet content and we'll see. Seriously. Please

[@danielkirmani711]

@@Sonsequence look at the guys channel lol

[@Sonsequence]

Ok, yeah similar personality contrast but no I don't think you're him. Your shirts aren't loud and you actually like code

[@jeremyklein953]

BACK AT IT AGAIN MY FAVORITE PEOPLE, THANKS AGAIN FOR SUCH A GOOD EDITION TO THE WONDERFUL LIBRARY OF EXQUISITE PIECES OF ART! THANKS AGAIN!

[@ardeshiraminian9841]

This guy is a true genius. Coming up with funny ideas and turning them into a video is not easy.

[@micahhawkinson1852]

It’s the continued cuts back to the lonely leaf for me.

[@warrenhenning8064]

Spat out my coffee at 1:30

[@blu12gaming44]

That plant really completes the look.

[@whatsup89100]

God Dammit you guys are comedic geniuses

[@williammurray7520]

The face of API authentication appreciation 2:08

[@ShakthiMonkey]

An opening stage hand

[@happysunshinekid7184]

As much as I'm generally sceptical of catch-phrases, I'm really upset I didn't get an update on OMEGA STAR's ISO timestamp support story

[@hoisinholdup]

Really appreciated Ross' deep dive session on JWT ROT13 encryption, and how using Solaris at the gateway successfully reduced API performance by another staggering 70%. Thanks Orange

[@PayneDeathz]

Oh God, how real this feels is uncanny

[@nayaleezy]

so excited to integrate these features in our distributed defi NFT cache

[@sixaxer1]

3:52 hit hard

[@thebuddybud]

This is my favorite video so far in 2022

[@lufilafa]

I'm guessing Valentine's Day was a bust this year fellas

[@seismicdna]

A more somber one, I like it. Almost reminds me slightly of Alan Resnick’s stuff. Good job guys!

[@decius596]

Ross Elephant. Love it. He also "reduces performance" which is definitely oracle

[@70good91]

It hasn't been a minute in and I already have to pause the video as my wheezing slowly gives way to crying

[@JohnBelluci]

This humor is amazing, please keep doing it!

[@SnowShael]

Didn’t realize you guys got into the documentary game here. Kudos

[@SirLuquent]

The interviewer having a collared shirt while the tech lead has a graphic tee is the kind of little detail I love from these vids.

[@locsene-6860]

This vid was a big win. And the cuts to the plant were perfection

[@illyay1337]

LMAO this is exactly how demos and other meetings go. An entire hour of people going into detail about some random thing they worked on and then demoing a new button that pops up. I may be guilty of this myself. In fact I'm self conscious about sounding this way when it's my turn to talk so I over compensate by giving as little info as possible because I don't want to bore people.

[@roywastaken]

Always love a KRAZAM upload.

[@delusionalmystic8533]

how i feel when i have to actually open my mouth in a meeting, and communicate what i've dumped 100s of hours into: the performance, is uh, you have to focus on performance, so that, uh, the performance is, uh.... i dont fucking care

[@AnonEMoose-mr8jm]

That's how I feel every single meeting. I was happy being a data engineer. It paid well and it was interesting. Now they've decided I belong on support where I can't do a single thing without a change request. Its basically purgatory.

[@kylew121]

It's always the developer advocates hosting these videos

[@L-E-son]

The subtlety is SO GOOD. The fern! The mispronunciation of the last name!

[@markblack5991]

This is a very valuable channel.

[@martijnlafeber]

So Orange says he's a Developer Consumer Solutions Advocate but he sounds like a Developer Consumer Solutions Advocates Engineering Manager.

[@Aschentei]

"we like to try our best" I felt that

[@michaelmana1335]

Thank you for the great session. I am a bootcamp student currently learning HTML and I have wanted to work at Oracle ever since I was rejected from Med School. I have completed several HTML projects and am also very interested in Machine Learning and AI (Artificial Intelligence). Can you offer a referral for me?

[@dionbridger5944]

I hereby refer Michelle Maranara

[@BraziliansDid911]

Hello! I believe you need to work on some Java Script and brush up on your skills before you can approach artificial intelligence at scale. :-) Oracle is known to use big containers specifically with the Java Script platform, and with that you'll be able to land a big 100k job with 0 (zero!) experience! Love from New Delhi.

[@rlwelch]

With this comment I thee refer

[@optimisticradish9121]

I ... Declare ... Referrence!!

[@thunderbolt997]

Refferal granted!

[@theyruinedyoutubeagain]

Bounced on my boy's mechanical keyboard to this for hours

[@falxie_]

The cut back to the plant when he left kills me

[@bleakCode]

We miss this type of comedy. Awesome work KRAZAM.

[@rlwelch]

The way Ross's bottom lip quivers between words is low key devastating

[@incorrect_error188]

This is a big win for the company