Kristen Applebees' Inspiring Speeches || Fantasy High || Dimension 20

[@NothingCanDescribeUs]

don't worry guys, it's gonna get inspiring any minute now

[@soonamisapphire2425]

Still waiting lol 🤣

[@blueblitzblaze]

The best recurring gag, alongside gorgug asking for his dad

[@evankabir50]

I guess Im asking the wrong place but does any of you know of a way to log back into an instagram account..? I was dumb forgot the password. I would love any tips you can offer me!

[@friendlyalt5406]

​@@blueblitzblaze that and the bardic inspiration wink confusion

[@ITR]

any minute now

[@utbefan89]

As a gay man raised in a Christian household, one of my favorite phrases ever is " I just was raised in a pressure cooker for no reason, God just put me in it.” like it dealt me psychic damage just hearing that

[@VoxMora]

Then when we grow up you get psychic damage resistance or psychic vulnerability

[@Lucifersfursona]

Many of Kristen’s speeches have the tone of when you look at someone’s face and can’t tell if they’re sweating or crying Thank

[@Lucifersfursona]

“I’m feeling for the first time in my life really dry” jadjehfh k r i s t e n

[@Lucifersfursona]

WHEN YOU’RE REALLY YOUNG AND A HOUND LOOKS BIG WIND CHIMES ARE REALLY ANNOYING BECAUSE OF HOW RANDOM THEY ARE

[@Lucifersfursona]

5:20 *_and sometimes I look at my HANDS, and I’m like “these aren’t my hands, I would’ve noticed they look like this by now!”_* _ALLY_

[@Lucifersfursona]

I love the lore that Kristen has casual temporal links to various parts of the United States and/or its internet culture bc Ally’s references

[@saltyhoney_]

i love you

[@QuestionableKenz]

I love how Ally's inspiring speaches are barely in reference to to other players and are just kinda check-ins

[@synthster7416]

My favourite inspiring speech was from Sophomore Year where she was like "Some of us have made mistakes, but I guess we don't wanna talk about that..." and Sandralynn was all "What's your point, Kristen?" I died at that, the entire speech just made everyone feel like shit.

[@glowmilk7948]

Ally uses they/them pronouns :)

[@sanityisrelative]

@@glowmilk7948 their character uses she/her though so comments sections can get confusing if people don't specify if they're talking about Ally or Kristen.

[@camishavilme7402]

sanityisrelative sophomore year I believe they was used

[@optimisticpessimist248]

Haven’t seen Junior Year yet, but Kristen is female. Ally is non-binary

[@frankiezappardino7742]

can i just say that zac waited exactly one minute to say "it's gonna get inspiring" again like yup

[@onepieceofstardust9194]

I loved Kristen's speeches! It was hilarious seeing Kristen slowly spiraling through her crisis in faith in the first three speeches. Then it was sweet that Kristen decided to believe in her friends by the end.

[@beingsadisoverrated8552]

“...well.... I’m gay, so you’re gonna have to talk about that in therapy later.”

[@Rylee_G]

Lmao I love that Gorgug says "it's gonna get inspiring" Every time

[@bthorner33]

Ally is simultaneously brand new to dnd and also the best dnd player in the world

[@falcon1209]

No

[@tenaya3688]

"It's gonna get inspiring."

[@snowysnowwish]

very soon....

[@PhilosopherWR]

I love how the bardic inspiration just sent Kristen on a bad trip. LOL

[@luciawdfg]

i’m not going to mince words, *there is no god* no there’s definitely a god, we know there’s gods and devil *there is no hope*

[@matthewletexier]

The fact that the combined run time of all these speeches is less than the time the feat says for the speech tells a lot

[@8Rincewind]

I'm guessing it's supposed to last for 10 minutes, in which case it illustrates just how long listening to one person for 10 minutes is. It's really difficult to keep people engaged for that length of time, especially when you're not conveying any new information? Do you know which book this is from and what its precise name is? I tried searching for it online but couldn't find it.

[@rainhunter5546]

@@8Rincewind I know this is two months late, but in case you still haven't found it, it's Inspiring Leader from the PHB

[@8Rincewind]

@@rainhunter5546 thank you ♥️

[@eclecticdog2k901]

I adore everyone's extremely in character reaction in the hand-holding prayer in the first speech - Gorgug is super into it and vibing just as much as he later vibes with Kristen talking about masturbating, Adaine is like "what's going on I don't believe in this and I'm mildly uncomfortable", Fabian is just resigned like "okay I guess this is happening", Riz is tense as hell, and Fig is legitimately cool about the situation. And also as a certified Grew-Up-In-A-Christian-Home girl, one of Ally's greatest comedic choices in d20 was adding the ever-present "thank you for this day and thank you for this food" 😂

[@ForeverWog]

When her speech started with “Guys, I’m not gonna mix words: There’s no God.” I just lost it.

[@ddurrant25]

I can't tell if ally is a dungeons and dragons beginner, or if she knows more about dungeons and dragons than any other person on the planet

[@Robin-jv5ks]

mood but also they were super new at the beginning of fantasy high (i think it was even their first time or at least second time playing dnd)

[@MrJustinNagai]

@@Robin-jv5ks Only Ally was completely new.

[@Robin-jv5ks]

@@MrJustinNagai thats what i meant! ally uses they them pronouns (totally understand the confusion tho)

[@MrJustinNagai]

@@Robin-jv5ks Oh shit. You're right.

[@Robin-jv5ks]

@@MrJustinNagai all good:)

[@Nyan_K_P]

I love the fact it almost lasts long enough to count as an inspiring speech

[@Mambo1061]

Kristen’s speeches almost come off like some sort of ploy to get those ten minutes of break from work that smokers get and honestly what a comrade

[@unkownnumber6778]

I can't stop thinking about how perfect that wine chime metaphor is when they're talking about how it's all random. Super intelligent to think of off top i don't think I'd be able to

[@sivsi6598]

The grunt of pain in Kristen’s voice when she was given bardic inspiration while in the middle of inspiring speech is so funny to me sfhhj she sounds constipated

[@felixworthington6880]

I thought this book was a can opener, but it's NOT!!

[@lilah8791]

i’m so sad ally stopped doing these in sophomore year :(

[@CarmelUnicorn]

I’m pretty sure we got a couple sophomore year. I remember her giving one right before they rescued Adaine

[@liamross340]

@@CarmelUnicorn didn’t she do one with a ribbon dance as well? idk it’s been a while

[@laughingskuls7000]

she also did one on the top of the vanboat / hangvan

[@Cameron368]

Pretty sure she does one while they’re in Arborley as well.

[@knitwit9447]

3 years late but she definitely did a couple. Right after the whole deal with Sandra Lynn and tracker, she did an inspiring speech that just pissed off both of them lol

[@All54321]

One of the most iconic things in this series

[@kylol1527]

Kristen Applebees u successfully sent me into a religious crisis and I thank u for that

[@morganj1431]

so good! i love these so much but also kinda forgot how insane they are haha

[@redmanish]

I’ve never seen a bigger group of Chaotic Stupid PC’s and I love them.

[@Niccy530]

"THESE AREN'T MY HANDS!!"

[@lose_umi1811]

“Where is Vegas? “What is Vegas?”

[@andrewdiaz3529]

Why is Vegas?

[@nightshade1936]

“Who is Vegas?”

[@kierabutler1739]

When is Vegas?

[@sanityisrelative]

How is Vegas?

[@yuudontenomi6947]

Remember that there are tables out there, always ready for a tpk.

[@repulser93]

Vox Machina has doors. The Bad Kids have tables.

[@leocitywrestling7029]

Mighty Nein had chairs

[@hashaamjamil3375]

Disappointed this video wasn't 10 minutes long so that it itself could count as an inspiring speech

[@jessicaAM666]

Junior Year should go into why so many Gods want her as a worshiper cause that could be very interesting

[@spareribbs2304]

You mean to insinuate that she’s like an amplifier for godly powers or something similar?

[@isaacs1052]

DnD theology is it's own thing, but there's a theory that clerics are the source of power in the equation and the gods are lucky to score one.

[@Lucifersfursona]

Madoka effect lesbian Kristen Applebees???

[@spareribbs2304]

@@Lucifersfursona What exactly would you describe as the Madoka effect?

[@IcyDragonPolaris]

@@spareribbs2304 [SPOILERS] I assume it has something to do with the fact that Madoka's power comes from Homura constantly going back in time to save her.

[@wylde39]

My fiance just harvested a corn he grew himself.... it is amazing. Praise the corn god. PRAISE HELIO!

[@sisyphusmyths]

Riz: "This was my first kiss." Kristen: "Well I'm gay, so you're going to have to talk about this in therapy later, and how it set you up for failure." LMAO

[@lilah8791]

also murph’s réactions hahahhahah 3:20

[@danieljp9694]

I love how Emily is trying to hard to not laugh every time

[@RianAntonyII]

6:12 "my brother getting smashed by a hound" is so weirdly similar to "the big bad wolf stepping on my mom". Who is this canine that lies in Beardsleys psyche waiting to destroy a family member?

[@baturalpdurmaz9272]

She is a perfect INFP and i love her so much

[@mhj4]

5:45 will always be my favourite one. between “there is no god” and “smashed by a… hound” with zac’s reaction fucking kills ms

[@nikok3417]

Yo the second one was inspiring

[@luciawdfg]

the second speech gets too real.

[@avian1799]

„Everyone here makes Steel, and I think thats beautiful“

[@jodiehobbs3837]

Wow, the video is almost as long as an inspiring speech is supposed to be.

[@Anjiruu]

Damn the religious trauma is REAL

[@fictionandmusic1850]

that was my brother and he was just smashed….by a hound BEST LINE EVER

[@BryMartinezV]

Love this, now I just need the same thing but with Bev from NADDPOD

[@glowmilk7948]

I believe Motivational Speech is only for Clerics and Bards, but I'd love to see Bev go on a tangent like this

[@sadiegray3032]

I believe in the mage madness chapter of NADDPOD Bev does some sort of inspiring leader thing I think it’s a feat.

[@matthewletexier]

@@glowmilk7948 it's actually a feat that anyone can take

[@glowmilk7948]

@@matthewletexier [my adhd ass not remembering details even though I've been playing this game for two years]

[@dorian4404]

I remember starting D20 and having no idea what diety of comedy chaos Ally was and I truly would love to relive my journey through understanding that fact.

[@theinvisiblespoon6118]

it's gonna get inspiring soon

[@henrywahl5633]

these speeches are my bardic inspiration for doing my bardic inspiration in dnd

[@Dreggerboy]

The RP on point.

[@TheNanaroo]

did fabian say THE CRULLERS? dun dun DUN

[@rocketracoon709]

2:25 this comment was so out of pocket 😂 and Murph and Lou's reaction lmao, just like wtf

[@VoxMora]

We all just gained 5 temp hit points. Just need to watch it once a day.

[@Zergboy2]

Honestly, inspirational enough to run a presidential campaign on...

[@theheadcupid2862]

Yesssssssss

[@noodle13_91]

YES!

[@westwardly69]

IDK and that's okay!

[@RedRattt]

Kristen went to the Harry Dubois school of motivational speaches where you have a mental breakdown infront of people so they feel better about themselves they are doing better than you.

[@galaxycroissant6527]

That's my fucking president

[@Stickarms99]

I think my favorite one was where the first sentence in the speech was just "guys... there is no god."

[@notoriousmasc]

country girls make do

[@ChestersonJack]

2:02 “I’ll always heal you” hits different in the season where they practically beg Kristen for heals…

[@Sapphichearts]

God she's so akward and failgirl 😍😍😍😍

[@triccele]

Quote unquote "inspiring"

[@jjthepikazard212]

i can't stand by the windchime slander

[@RedDotPink]

Any minute now…

[@Kai-lo2bl]

Its Kai_Kutie cmon

[@-Commit-arson-]

“Inspiring” speech

[@flyingwalrus123]

Oof, Emily misgendering aly at the beginning made me feel uncomfy

[@savvic8100]

Kristin, the character ally is playing uses she/her pronouns and Emily was talking as fig, the character Emily plays so it wasn’t misgendering it was just them all playing characters because “fig”/Emily was referring to Kristin as “she is standing on the table”

[@priamneville5899]

@@savvic8100 Also I think Ally may not have come out at this point? Not entirely sure. Whatever the case, the first commenter was kind but misinformed.