Kristin And Jen Try Every Trader Joe's Fall Food | Kitchen & Jorn

In which Kristin and Jen try every Fall themed Trader Joe's food. What will Kitchen & Jorn come up with next? Being gay and hot? Too late!
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Video edited by: Kelly Duong
Video captioned by: Arielle Stewart
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[@kitchenandjorn]

Who's HONGRY for delicious content? All of you, I hope! Goodness gracious, I am a homosexual and we love you all! What should we eat next?

[@kitchenandjorn]

i love gay --kitchen

[@hannahraves]

“i am a homosexual; what should i eat next?” should be my new life quote

[@user-sn6ip9vk4w]

had a bad day well week and this really cheered me up thanks i think you should try their types of fancy bread eg bread with an extra ingredient in them and also try different christmas/festive treats

[@Kristian179]

please do a everything Asian food in Trader Joe's

[@laurenschenck5355]

Do all Christmas candy and food from traders Joe’s and then try on different Christmas costumes and do another cooking campaign make the best Christmas cake or anything I love you both so much love your videos so much and make me so happy make my day and so blessings angels xoxo 💋

[@hannahraves]

kelly is so generous saying "29" is close to "34"

[@darlingtay2571]

Does that make me generous when I say "yeah" as my mom calls herself 29 even though she's 36 🤔😂

[@emmakilburg9221]

Euphorii my mom is 42 but she still says she is 28😂

[@darlingtay2571]

@@emmakilburg9221 oh wow lol

[@Rynn-]

@@emmakilburg9221 lol mine is 47 and she still says she's 23 (she has done that my entire life, and it really confused me for a long time lmao)

[@idandelion8814]

My grandma still says she 28

[@zaink.7243]

B*zzfeed severely underused/overlooked this iconic duo. You two, & this channel, are gold! genuinely hilarious!

[@kitchenandjorn]

it's true

[@converseboba9773]

You are so right! We love you guys!

[@schizescribe]

*over-used without enough support and resources despite being a big corporation that could afford “risking” the”investment”

[@Bookeyboo369]

I know they are my favorite!!! So funny great content and I love how they were brave to stand up for themselves and what they believe in including Bri!!! ❤️

[@coffeegirl18]

I know right. I'm dying laughing every episode.

[@nehapatel62]

"Why would it be goats and bats?!" Um, for the devil sacrifice, obviously. Duh.

[@kitchenandjorn]

Duh!

[@hi_there1239]

Honestly I was so willing to accept goats and bats... that’s where I’m at right now. Happy Friday 😂

[@sunlovinggirl]

I just fully read your comment as goats and boats and it took me too long to question that.

[@hi_there1239]

@@sunlovinggirl we’re on the same wavelength, but idk what wavelength that it 😂

[@valeriepark9444]

@@hi_there1239 @sunlovinggirl FM, obviously (Fallon/Manuel)

[@annikaharms8379]

Why is nobody talking about Jen tossing that waffle PERFECTLY on-top of Kristen's waffle?

[@kitchenandjorn]

SHE EVEN LINED UP THE BITE MARKS, it was incredible --kitchen

[@annikaharms8379]

@@kitchenandjorn omg! Hi Kristen!

[@Coffeegirl739]

it speaks for itself ;d

[@JayedSkier]

This series ends when Kitchen and Jorn guess the correct amount of foods they're gonna be eating

[@ytknits4892]

I think they’ve gotten it right once- I can’t remember which video it was, though.

[@vasundhra4086]

And that is never gonna happen😏😏

[@alexisreve1]

@@ytknits4892 The frozen appetizer one!

[@jillossotron8163]

Well shit the series is over i guess

[@lxxyxz]

​@@ytknits4892 yeah they did I think it was when they worked with buzzfeed still

[@jamisonrenee7015]

kelly is a real one 😂. her editing skills are awesome and she always changes the number in the trader joe’s videos. “sorry kellyyyy” love you kitchen and jorn ❤️

[@kitchenandjorn]

Kelly is the best! We love Kelly!

[@BUNN11CORE]

We Stan Kelly

[@orlielf]

Anyone else just get scared for Jen every time she falls over/ moves? 😂😂

[@catpalmer2093]

She'll be fine. Those of us with a habit of falling over everything and nothing get pretty good at bouncing back unharmed.

[@kendrabobes2295]

@@catpalmer2093 legit I stumbled over this huge staircase for 3 minutes and finally got my balance my friend who doesn't fall fell on that same staircase in a second we learn

[@bethsharma4766]

No, best part of video but only because she was okay after falling. Then I laughed really hard.

[@No1fan15]

"This is a spoon!"- The curse of the spoon returns

[@deniselarsen4922]

sPoOn!

[@fernandacastillo8317]

I was looking for this comment

[@zeeieya]

omg i totally forgot about the curse of the sPoOn

[@cas-id4zh]

they're just straight up vibing and we're all along for the ride

[@hayden9802]

But not straight

[@jmbliss7]

When the motorclycle passed i thought "hey, a microwave"

[@kitchenandjorn]

exactly

[@Savvy_lurker_14]

OK BUT SAME

[@lauren.13]

When they started talking about the Joe-Joes, I couldn't help but remember Kristin saying "Joe-Joes, if you don't know-know..." 😂

[@lrl8342]

this video could have been 3 hours long and i'd still watch it

[@deniselarsen4922]

lowkey i wished it was longer

[@kitchenandjorn]

the first cut was like 25 minutes lmao

[@christinakritch478]

Same 😁

[@Safarigambit]

Do I smell a live stream in there?

[@amritha_r03]

@@kitchenandjorn where is this 25 mins i have to see it

[@themaddiemads]

Petition to make "It's Edible" a category of it's own, or it could replace "just okay"

[@samw.546]

I think it would be the one between just ok and penalty box bad

[@ashleybustillo2694]

Desperate & Starving could be a category

[@idandelion8814]

@@ashleybustillo2694 agreed

[@Mermaid31894]

Kristin and Jen are peak chaotic energy and I love that they bring joy to my monochromatic existence

[@ytknits4892]

Arm wrestling, threats, Brie suddenly standing over everyone holding a hammer, Jen’s near death experience... what violence hath the pumpkin spice wrought? Edit: original comment made prior to Brie’s name change, altered to reflect that change.

[@pr9177]

Day 2 was rough! Covid cabin fever!😆

[@joeynpj]

Arm wrestling, threats, Brian suddenly standing over everyone holding a hammer, Jen’s near death experience... what violence hath the pumpkin spice wrought?

[@leenieann11]

**Bri

[@nicolemariemarsh]

Bri *

[@naomia77]

@@nicolemariemarsh ***Brie

[@amyrenaud7589]

We really need a Jen accident counter every single time.

[@coradavis406]

i think they need stickers that say "Sorry Kelly" :). every time i watch their video's they say that. its just so funny

[@pr9177]

Now I’m wondering if they’ve ever gotten the item count right. And also if they say wrong number deliberately.

[@IvoryValentine22]

I still absolutely love that Kristen and Jen ran off with Kelly in their great escape

[@cnekoofficial6058]

Jen: (moves) Gravity: *So you’ve chosen miscalculated momentum and coordination of the human limbs*

[@RedRetreiver]

You need merch that says "Sorry Kelly!"

[@Sapphiremoonskulls]

Yes!!! I love this idea

[@SamElle]

I know it's still fall but I'm already excited for the Trader Joe winter food taste test video LOL

[@kitchenandjorn]

We are literally filming it as we speak

[@hannahassan9616]

@@kitchenandjorn yay!

[@katelynclark2920]

When covid is over I would like to see Jen and Kristen do a without a recipe with the try guys. I think kristen would do very well and jen ... She would have fun messing with Keith.

[@mariekeana]

Would be such a fun idea but Kristen has said she isn't much of a cook or baker so.. it should definitely be interesting! And who'd be the bigger mess, Jen or Zach?!

[@katelynclark2920]

@@mariekeana I think it would be a close call but I would put my money on Zack lol

[@calci2679]

@@mariekeana I would ascend to heaven. That would be my dream video

[@slightlystressedblueberry7714]

Um, yes, yes please!!

[@tsukig.p.7848]

Ohmygod yes

[@sandfordsmostwanted687]

"I got to Hell faster than anyone expected" - Castiel, is that you?

[@ellisadams2663]

WAIT THIS COMMENT MADE ME SO HAPPY

[@nothing9071]

I gasped when I saw this comment lol

[@ellisadams2663]

@@nothing9071 Sameeee

[@Skibumm31]

“You, killed her. Sharon...” I’m in love with the both of you!!! Can’t stop laughing.

[@Skibumm31]

I think Jen is my Spurit animal!! (Spurit spelled correctly)

[@tiffprendergast]

@@Skibumm31 spirit

[@Skibumm31]

@@tiffprendergast you clearly didn’t read my comment as satire, and in a funny voice. Lawdy (sorry LORDY).

[@WanderingStardust]

I love Jorn's hair at this length. Also, I love how much more chaotic this show is at Kitchen's house. It's beautiful 🤣

[@gabveneziano9119]

Please make March that says “I’m just a useless lesbi-onyon”

[@pureawkwardness415]

"The tires on the motorcycle that's making noise." No jen I think you mean microwave

[@macorrahanneman2305]

I rewatched jen throwing that waffle 100 times. I can not believe that!!!

[@fourmonkeys8903]

How does Trader Joe’s have 29 pumpkin spice things and 0 of them are pumpkin pie?

[@tiffprendergast]

Starbucks has a few things

[@blonday90]

Right!! Lol i was just going to leave a comment saying...where's the pie????

[@clairequirk911]

Kristen: "These are great! I know these" ....... "oh maybe these arent great" Kristen: "Trader joes cereal bars are gross" ....... "Oh wait these are pretty good"

[@ayushibhanja]

the fact that this video had three outfit changes, death threats and a fULL rule revision brings it to the mOST chaotic episode of kitchen and jorn trader joe’s evEr

[@mirandazanca5312]

The way Jen read a couple words wrong with absolute confidence reminds me of Charlie's dyslexia in Always Sunny

[@mikaylah3943]

finally, someone else acknowledging the pumpkin spice as the gingerbread of the world. as an australian obbsesed with gingerbread, when the pumpkin spice craze finally hit australia i was enlightened to have access to gingerbread 2 months earlier than christmas

[@heatherm729]

Y’all get the number wrong every time 😂

[@kitchenandjorn]

The funny thing is that we genuinely try to get it correct! We just...fail lmao.

[@samanthahaggstrom3707]

I watch all these videos purely for the vibes and the funny content. You guys always make me laugh. And the oscar for Kristin and Jen serving pasta with her hands are just iconic moments.

[@SK1MD]

Kristin, I love all the dresses you’ve worn on every video since buzzfeed. They are dresses I’d wear myself. Can you please do a video going through the dresses you have/ where you got them / price?

[@seonkim7499]

Kristen! When it gets to Christmas time, you should review every single chocolate orange you can find, I want to try a chocolate orange I haven’t yet!

[@missLeelee13]

The chocolate “pumpkin” mousse had no pumpkin in it. Just delicious I chocolate cake and mousse. They sell them year-round in different shapes (presents, hearts, flowers) depending on the season. Always bomb though.

[@hannahschifter4333]

Love you both, and love this Trader Joe’s bit! I hope everyone reading this has a great day!

[@kitsunekari02]

*talking about the pumpkin mousse cakes* "The pumpkin flavor is very subtle" me: that's because there's no pumpkin in them 😂 they're just chocolate mousse cakes in the SHAPE of pumpkins!

[@Shimmernist]

Jen: I don't like these. Also Jen: *continues eating with a confused expression*

[@yesterdaydream]

FYI Jen: "Cloying" is a great word for sickly-sweet.

[@catpalmer2093]

Really love Kirsten's final dress - it's almost enough to make me wish I wore dresses myself. Almost, but not quite.

[@ericas.2549]

Hey... what about your top 3 and bottom 3 picks? We’re you both in such a pumpkin spice fog that you forgot?

[@kitchenandjorn]

We are trying a version where we don't do that for watchtime reasons!

[@vodkafarmer6591]

@@kitchenandjorn thats a fancy way of saying ‘we forgot’

[@AngusExpired]

I mean goats and bats made sense to me I was just like "oh goats like Baphomet :)"

[@ninsiana0]

I know The Plague means no traveling and so no Empty Suitcase, but it would be neat to see some plus size fashion content from y'all, and also some unisex fashion content.

[@woin9361]

3:07 Jen: “Are YOU ok?” Kristin: “I’ll never be ok.”

[@brimolten]

I felt like this video just kept getting more and more chaotic

[@erincrimmins5559]

Pancake little food fight?!?!???!!!! 😆😆😆😆😆😆😆

[@chelsearecord-palacio6866]

Can we please appreciate Brian's AMAZING Sailor Moon shirt?? 💖💖

[@aliyahpulido953]

She (Brie) still loves that shirt and wears it all the time!

[@taylorhoneywell3299]

“Going to hell even faster than anyone thought possible” is mood for 2020

[@sheee_laa]

Jen: Your weak little baby arms Kristen: You wanna fight me?! I will end you!!! Hahaha love you two 🤣

[@frankie051789]

Trader Joe’s has their gingerbread house kits out now, you should both make one and have Kristen’s partner judge!

[@LeakingCauldronTom]

i was expecting jen to call the motorcycle a microwave again

[@CarrieLemieux]

The next time you struggle with a jar lid, use the back end of a spoon. Tuck it under the lip of the lid and pry just a bit until you hear the seal pop. Then the jar will open like nothing!

[@kitchenandjorn]

I will NEVER use a spoon --kitchen

[@kashnaranee8488]

I use a butter knife or tap it on the side of the counter

[@katescribbles6311]

SPOON!!!🥄

[@lindsaydomboski9981]

SPOON!!!!

[@aliyahpulido953]

@@kashnaranee8488 I wrap a rubber band around the lid's edge and use the extra friction to open it... Or using a kitchen towel will work too, as long as it's dry (which took me a couple of tries to figure out .😂)

[@k.3403]

There’s nothing I love more then watching these two talk about lil snacks for roughly 20 minutes- makes me happy

[@PrincessHeathaB]

I love the massive chaotic energy you two bring together.

[@KitKat_630]

“I got to hell faster than anyone expected” definitely a mood 😂😂

[@darkwave9981]

We love the Trader Joe's snacks

[@rachelkinakh4132]

honestly i’m really proud of jen for calling the motorcycle by the right name this time, rather than calling it a microwave xD

[@moniecmac]

While I'm laid up with covid-19 I really laughed. So I appreciate this. Love you ladies ❤️.

[@mygirl737g2]

Feel Better!

[@moniecmac]

Thank you

[@Feyrae]

Have a fast and safe recovery!!!

[@moniecmac]

Thank you, I'm trying.

[@Sopraltoraptor]

Hi, I am a person whose drinking glasses are cleaned out Classico Pasta Sauce jars, so I know them when I see them and very much appreciate this little thing I get to have in common with y'all.

[@alexisreve1]

Love how much they struggled to open the pumpkin bisque only for it to literally be the nastiest thing they consumed lol

[@leahyoungquist7440]

"I went to hell faster than anyone expected" same Jen, same lmao

[@lesliemoiseauthor]

You all are so funny. "I got to hell faster than anyone expected." I think you need to try the bakery breads, not the sliced bagged breads, and spreads. Kissies!

[@nighthalser6057]

17:48 jen's little honk when she dropps the knife is everything to mme

[@foggyfrogg]

😂 the chaotic energy of this video is so funny to watch

[@rachaeltra05]

I want to see the end of the soap opera were Kristin decides to give Drusilla Christmas off.

[@melbell0865]

Kristen & Jen: “Pumpkin Spice is just sweeter Gingerbread.” PSL purists: “ No, it has more cinnamon in it.” Me: “Who the hell cares?”

[@tomuchcamoflauge]

me: they both have nutmeg and just taste like candle wax to me

[@beansiemcgee]

Me: Enough people care that they outnumber the vast majority of people who say they don't care or they don't like it lol

[@claudiaelodie]

Jen saying "I got to hell faster than anyone expected" make me laugh every time I watch this 😂😂😂

[@kensie4712]

Am I the only one who sees Jen's personality blossom on this channel? I love her on camera development.

[@marissamoore740]

Lol Kristen describing the Ghosts and Bats chips 😭😂 “star that died” and “mouth is also its butthole” 🤣

[@emilypluseverything5859]

The pumpkin seeds would be pumpkin spiced bc pumpkin spice actually doesn’t have pumpkin in it - it’s just a spice blend :)

[@mary_catherine2554]

So many people seem to forget that. It's also why I was lost on the mention of being sweeter than gingerbread.

[@babyscribblez]

Jen, you wholesome precious baby 😂 Apple fritters are a year round thing. You can have them whenever you like

[@decayisinevitable]

I live for these videos. I actually go by your recommendations when shopping at Trader Joe's lol.

[@molly7154]

When we are no longer in the midst of a pandemic, the world needs a Watcher-Kitchen and Jorn Show collaboration.

[@SarahBethSigns]

I just stumbled on this channel and I have to say, I am loving the energy and the banter between you two. Glad to see this new content and I'm looking forward to watching more of your videos!

[@carmenattallah6244]

I love your energy together. Chaos Jen for the win and Kristen just laughing.

[@sammyw7301]

I’m so happy to see kitchen and jorn on their own channel, being my favourite munchie duo. It’s nice to see you guys happily creating your own content, making us all laugh till we pee a little.

[@Discordia5]

I'm obsessed with both of Kristen's dresses in this video.

[@LeaSonnenscheinTrier]

She wore 3 in this video

[@marilo45]

Jen and Kristen's plate look like a plate of food you see at a bad school party

[@thisoneisalive]

I love these TJ’s videos, don’t ever stop. You could basically do this with anything (kombucha would be a fun one, not tjs-but just in general, though it’s a pricy endeavor). Jen is really hitting that hyperactive wobbly legged puppy vibe status in this video.

[@aerinlapointe5018]

Sleepover theme: all cookies (including bake at home) and all milk/milk alternatives!

[@sarahlitterst]

Ayyyy!!! I love fall foods!!! And Kitchen and Jorn testing vids!!! ❤️❤️

[@kaylamarie7441]

"This is a spoon!" "I don't know..."

[@ashtrayx5548]

Woke up feeling really sick today. No energy, all up in my feels thinking about everything I’ve done/ haven’t done in life, & ugly crying about every regret/ mistake. And I came across this channel. Thank you so much for existing. Thank you so much for your content. I appreciate you both so much. I’m binge watching your videos. You’ve given me the perfect distraction to calm down. Again, thank you 🙏🏽

[@HKEST1996]

As someone that works for Trader Joe’s I swear I’m obsessed with this series 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@tellemomma9780]

Kristin your hair looks fabulous and Jen u are just so damn cute all the time! Love u both!

[@KatalinaRocha]

CONTENT I SIGNED UP FOR

[@lauram7370]

As a kid the best thing to watch on a Saturday morning was cartoons. As an adult it’s Kitchen an Jorn!! 🥰🥰🥰 (Time zones 🕰)

[@j...x3...0]

I love that Jen is just like “my opinion is whatever Kristin’s opinion is”

[@glossysky.e]

I remember in college when I first walked into a Trader Joe’s, they were sampling the Pumpkin Jo jos and I preceded to eat 6 of them and buy two boxes that were gone within the week 😭

[@carlye1055]

Sometimes I think Trader Joes should sponsor you and then I remember how honest you are haha

[@aliyahpulido953]

1:55 Kristen's little wheeze here had me *out loud witch cackling*... Which is fitting for the fall theme of this video, isn't it? Wait- why am I watching an autumn video from two years ago when springtime hasn't even arrived where I live yet? I have no real answer for this question aside from, I love the joy that the Kitchen and Jorn Show brings me, and there's no better reason to watch these two friends than that.

[@GONEmypurpleflapjack]

Obsessed with Jen's pure rage at losing the arm wrassle

[@hannahperham8863]

15 seconds in and I’ve already started laughing because of these fantastic people 😂

[@joseylopez8199]

I am sitting on the porch watching this video and as soon as Kristin shouts for her pretend maid Drasilla the neighbors dog starts going nuts lol

[@sbcd7808]

I love how often they (read Jen) gets distracted by other things it is kind of amazing.

[@xstarsystemsx]

These trader joe's videos always make me weirdly happy. They are so cozy???