Kronk's New Groove - Kuzco scene (English)

Artist:
Kuzco- David Spade
Text:
Sooo -- Right about now you're probably wondering, "Hey, where's that Emperor guy?"
hehe Wella-wella-boom, baby!
Emperor Kuzco here, coming to you live from the palace.
Hail, Kuzco!
No, No Please, don't grovel, I feel stupid. I'm not that kind of guy anymore. I'm nice now. Didn't you see the first movie?
Yay! A 50-foot me! Oh, I loved that movie because it's all about me.
But right now it's Kronk's turn in the limelight. Let me put it as simply as I can: This one's his movie, not my movie.
His movie, not mine.
His, not mine.
You got it? Even the little ones?
Ok. and enjoy. I'll be back to check on you later grab some popcorn, take a sippy-sip of your sip stuff, and places please!
Action.
Shut up!
Woo, Could she be crazier. Coo-coo.
You see what's going on here, don't you folks? (Murmurs)
It's a Scam! They're portions are fake. They're selling snake oil people! Wake up! Oh you thought already, huh?
Well smarty I bet you didn't see this!
Oh. Yikes! That's gonna haunt me my nightmares.
Could we just move on, please?
Guy in the booth!
Now?!
He found his one true love.
It's so beautiful.
Oh, can I have a moment, please?
Turn away.
OK. OK. All better. Go, go, go . Go back to the funny, I'm bringing you down.
Artist & Text- Thanx to KevinKlinelover
/ kevinklinelover

[@supleted]

Oh. Right. The scenes. The scenes for Kuzco, the scenes chosen specifically for Kuzco. Kuzco's scene. That scene?

[@wolfblaze9614]

Yes, that scene!!

[@bigmacintosh1766]

Got ya covered

[@Yellowolfgaming101]

Excellent. A few shots here and there, and he’ll steal the show before the credits roll.

[@waikeonglim7703]

@@Yellowolfgaming101 which is a real shame it was gonna be a good one

[@NlCKACE]

'Kuzco enters' Boom bam baby! Let's get to the move.

[@4899-m6v]

Kuzco Fourth Wall Breaks never gets old!!

[@sissysovereign1294]

omg he sounded so cute and huggable when he said "I'M NICE NOW!!!"

[@adriisdead2559]

😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

[@cherylbeagley4657]

Aisha Cameron

[@nwb1998]

Uh, no touchy!

[@xkilla911]

i just went over your channel to watch your vids

[@supermariof0521]

Unfortunately "The Emperor's New School" turned Kuzco into an even bigger douchebag then he ever was in the first movie.

[@katieefremova]

Kuzco has actually has now become my favorite person in the first and second movie. I actually love Kuzco a lot more in the second movie. This is because Kuzco has now become kind, compassionate, generous, and selfless. David Spade is so awesome as Kuzco. I actually have a favorite scene in the second movie and that is when Kuzco starts crying about how Kronk has now found his one true love. When Kuzco cries in this scene he is holding his stuffed animal. That is actually Kuzco’s favorite stuffed animal. He has has this stuffed animal ever since he was a baby. When Kuzco cries and holds his stuffed animal that scene touches me so much in a good way and it makes me laugh too. I never knew Kuzco was such a softy! That is so sweet and cute! I also really love it when Kuzco says in that scene, “ Ok, ok. Go back to the funny. I’m bringing you down.” Kuzco then hugs his stuffed animal. Kuzco is such a softy! That is why this is my favorite scene in the second movie. That is so sweet and cute! David Spade was so great a Kuzco. Kuzco always makes me laugh! 😂🥹😍❤️

[@bellahu5331]

I KNOW HE BECOMES SO CUTEEEE

[@RoxStar09]

The animation on him is amazing! Like fluid!

[@NTA247]

Kuzco's rant on Yzma cracks me up every time, especially when he goes "cuckoo" and when he's so thoroughly disturbed by Yzma's underarm hair that he immediately starts asking to continue with the movie.

[@bradleycotton3237]

(Crazed clown laughter) "Shut up, Yzma! Phew! Could she be ca-razier? Cuckoo! You see what's goin' on here, don't you, folks?!? Here's a hint. You got your little sewer slime, little fancy packaging, crazy laugh like a demon from the bowels of the earth. IT'S A SCAM!!! Her potion's a fake! She's selling snake oil, people! Wake up! Oh, you saw it already, huh? Well, smarty, I bet you didn't see... THIS!!!" ("Psycho" theme plays when camera zooms in on Yzma's under armpit hair) "OH!!! Yikes! That's gonna haunt me in my nightmares. Can we just move on? Hey, guy in the booth! Down here! NOW!!!" LOL

[@JG-qg1gz]

lol XD

[@caseysshenanigans708]

@@bradleycotton3237 I can't not like this, dude! It's too perfect of a recreation! XD

[@zachkahn3381]

Bradley Cotton they did a pretty good job at making Yzma’s arm pits a bad sight lol

[@copycatguy]

XD Kuzco cracks me up, he'd be a good comedian But the armpit hair…BLECH! 1:19 Either way, Kuzco has a BIG sense of humor. I mean, how bad could he be?

[@seiya.power.awesome.inspire]

1:52 This scene, right here. I love that Kuzco, instead of being "jealous"about Kronk finding someone to love, he expresses his happiness through bawling his eyes out.😂🥰❤️ You really changed him, Pacha.💚☺️👍

[@JanceSoltero]

Yeah, I mean he’s not that far off from when he was the beginning of the first movie, but he certainly has changed a lot and for the better I mean that’s a good start.😂😅

[@karenrussell2923]

Man, gotta love ❤️ David Spade as Kuzco. BOOM BABY! 😃🥰

[@MineKurtMininer]

he neds a crossover with al and jasmine

[@simplegirl265]

I love how Kuzco keeps on giving us these weird things about Yzma. Like in the 1st one, he said that she was living proof that dinosaurs once roamed the earth and that she gets a new henchman every other millennium.

[@dannycat3244]

simplegirl265 what?.......

[@盧璘壽로인수]

it's not every millennium it's just every 10 years or so

[@MegaMelodytime]

ITS A SCAM!!! HER POTION'S A FAKE! SHES SELLING SNAKE OIL PEOPLE! WAKE UP!!!

[@mickenziedavis3068]

Oh. You saw it already. Huh? Well smarty, I bet you didn’t see this.

[@MegaMelodytime]

@@mickenziedavis3068 oh, yikes! That's gonna haunt me in my nightmares

[@mickenziedavis3068]

Disney Guardian. Could we just move on please?

[@blackdemonknight]

@@mickenziedavis3068 Hey Guy in the booth! Now!

[@yumimaramouto]

Here's a hint: You've got a little sewer slime, a little fancy packaging, crazy laugh like it came from the bowels of the earth-

[@realafah]

(Kuzco shows up holding his stuffed animal) Me:"Ah, how cute." (blows its nose) Me:”What the Fick, THAT THINGS ALIVE!?!?!?!?"

[@lovelycinnamonrollqueen2866]

Me too!!! XD

[@pinky0558]

Realafah lol!

[@damotoneko1500]

Either that or Kusco became a godlike ventriloquist.

[@alexanderham5231]

Surprised he had that stuffed animal since when he was a baby and he will never give it up for all eternity.

[@realafah]

@@alexanderham5231 I can’t say the same.At least he has the excuse of being a cartoon character. I, however, have no excuse

[@charleshale6036]

1:19 thanks alot kuzco now I can never unsee that horrific image

[@KimberlyNickaboine]

I can agree with you on that blechhh 😮😮😮

[@carrigancooper9562]

Does yzma ever shave her armpits?

[@supermariof0521]

KUZCO: I'm not that kinda guy anymore! I'm nice now! EMPEROR'S NEW SCHOOL: I'm about to end this mans whole career!

[@twixxsticks2806]

LMAO THIS but I prefer it that way bc the ending of the first film was so corny unrealistic. Y'all rlly think this dude gonna be selfless n humble overnight. The delusions

[@krystelpines106]

I'd like to think that emperor's new school is set after the first movie and before the 2nd movie

[@chaoticcritical9335]

@@twixxsticks2806 Wha I mean character development exists

[@ieda18]

@@krystelpines106 it's confirmed by the characters on the cartoon itself it's after both movies. And honestly like that. I just rewatched the whole series, and we can notice growth in Kuzco, even tho the ending was rushed. He would never change overnight, and that idea he learns slowly makes a lot of sense.

[@peepsg]

@@ieda18 shouldn’t Kuzco understand Yzma was trying to kill him in first movie

[@PungeonMon]

The best 2 Minutes of the Movie! sadly there wasnt more

[@RockStarHouseBand]

He comes back at the end...

[@julianading2163]

@@RockStarHouseBand as a lady

[@BrideofLoki]

I think both Kuzco and Kronk are pretty memorable characters in their own way. This movie is so underrated. It needs to have it's own ride or meet and greet characters at Disney parks.

[@spectralight8412]

I think all the goodness hopped more into Kuzco's head instead of his heart cuz he's waaaaay more hyper in this movie than in the first movie XD

[@yingbiyu9425]

Spectra Light Maybe cause he's not a llama for most of the movie

[@nancylocket8910]

Is he?

[@elainemelanie9230]

My mom and I LOVE The Emperor's New Groove. She likes Yzma and I just showed her the armpit hair and she cracked up.

[@ARedMagicMarker]

Kuzco is so adorable I just want to SQUEEZE him.

[@francesleones4973]

Careful. He doesn't like that. No touchy!

[@GandyDaGei]

@@francesleones4973 *Well that didnt take long*

[@elainemelanie9230]

I would too.....if he allowed it.

[@timothyloayza6789]

​@@elainemelanie9230yup you have to earn the wholesome Touchy. Which is what everyone wants and a hand shake is a start

[@caseysshenanigans708]

0:54 "'AAH-hahahahahaha!!' SHUT UP!!!" XD

[@haleymiller4575]

Kuzco is funny

[@dannycat3244]

Haley Miller Kuzco, you crack me up!

[@bartmanfantanfart36]

Hes the best Disney princess

[@mickenziedavis3068]

MrGameAndPlay. He’s not a princess. He’s an emperor, which is a king.

[@Number_27]

@@mickenziedavis3068 it's a joke

[@SwaggieVortex733]

0:55 Me when people mocked me 1:35 My reaction to happy and tear jerking fanfics

[@thaitemple1807]

Kuzco: This one’s his movie, Not my movie. His movie, not mine. His, not mine. His, not mine.

[@camilovaleropyne181]

He’d make a fair director 🎬📽🎞

[@Kytseo]

What about the part where he cross-dresses just to be a character in the film?

[@lawstintranslation]

DarklordKyo lol yes

[@ShimoSpookyApple]

Obviously the best moment of all the movie

[@Normal_user_coniven]

Yeah, as Kronk's fake wife.

[@peepsg]

How are you doing Hot Stuff?

[@kailynloveless4803]

I love it when Kuzco tells us the story of Kronke :-)!

[@galacticjewels7856]

Kuzco is the best Disney princess change my mind

[@michaelstrll]

Kuzco is a Guy

[@Ghostbusters4life]

@@michaelstrll whatever! He’s acting like a princess to us 😊

[@gemstoneprincess2890]

Lol

[@Ryanfern99]

1:10 Funny how David Spade, who voices Kuzco, now hosts a show called "Snake Oil" 😂

[@DoverstarTJ]

I just love Kuzco.

[@Foalan17]

A little sippy sip of your sip stuff XD

[@markzilla6895]

I like it when he "weaseled" himself into the movie.

[@MINNIEBLACK]

Kuzco creaks me up with laughter every time that's why he is my favourite Carter and I do love his séances of Hummer I would have that in a Boyfriend

[@MichaelSar12IsBack]

I like how actually remembered the lesson that he learned in the first movie. Unlike in the TV show, where he became a jerk again.

[@vincentfichtler7758]

you've got a point there and besides the TV show was no sequel anyway.

[@timothyloayza6789]

I'd like to think this takes place after new school; malina is doing her planning for Kuzco to look over, yzma got angry and quit being kronk's assistant and for plot holes, remember Kronks phrase about them, "Well you got me? By all accounts this doesn't make sense?" With a warm smile and a shrug plus let's say this is side hustle of being a chef

[@HoDoBoDo]

Imo, you can disagree...I think Kronk's New Groove is one of the best Disney Direct-To-DVD sequels. I still think Cinderella 3 is the best, but this one is definitely the funniest.

[@misterniceguy429]

I remember when my sister and I were kids, we were laughing so hard at 1:52 mainly because his doll was able to blow its nose.

[@toastycosplay4060]

Kuzco you goofball :3

[@hanlovestruck01]

I only like the parts in this movie with Kuzco...

[@edicus_18moffett57]

I like it when kuzco breaks the 4th wall I love breaking the 4th wall humor

[@lawstintranslation]

Hannah Lovestruck same...

[@ariannakvb]

record scratch freeze frame

[@appleyukio]

WELLA WELLA BOOM BABY!

[@haleymiller4575]

I like when he says I m nice now he sounds so cute and adorable when he says that

[@MrAnimater_Vr]

You forgot near the ending where he comes out of no where and goes BOOM BABY "like how I weaseled my way into the movie, nice." while in a dress XD

[@americoalvim899]

MrAnimater Kuzco?

[@julianading2163]

He looks good tho as a woman

[@connertravis3325]

Love that emperor kuzco he was right all alone about the potion 🧪

[@colinbrown3170]

At least he also has a TV show all about him . ᕦʕ •ᴥ•ʔᕤ

[@Number_27]

1:16 That part killed me

[@carlymara88]

Yes, Kuzco is still himself but for good purposes.

[@excrim2]

just acts like a kids! haha! XD i love kuzco

[@rosalina538]

0:55 HA HA HA HA HA SHUT UP!!!! LOL!!!!

[@JG-qg1gz]

...I can't believe I forgot about this XD So funny XD

[@Artemmaloygosha9518]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@bryantjauregui965]

Imagine kusco in kingdom hearts It’ll be like Sora: So any advice of life Kusco: Hm, well there’s one thing. Good look and cool personality. Sora: I think you’re gotta be a bad role model.

[@bryantjauregui965]

@@svlsrv0010 ( Sora and Kuzco entered a room full of heartless creatures and Yzma’s guards) Kuzco: This might be the best time to use you key blade thingy. Sora: Yep. Kuzco: Ok then. You got the blade thingy. Selecting a donut. Walk casually to the exit. Yzma: Kuzco?! Kuzco: Ha ha. You know the funny thing, I get that a lot. Sora: Hola. Yzma: GET THEM. Kuzco: And this is the best time to RUN. Guard 1: Where do you think you’re going? Guard 2: HE TOOK THE DONUT.

[@PhantomGEmi]

am i the only one that thought him showing us it's kronk's movie was just him reminding himself it's not HIS sequel? i know he's nicer but it's funny to think

[@stephanietheentertainer1989]

I remember the first part where Kuzco comes in, when I first watched Kronk's New Groove, while I was attending my second year in high school, and that's when I became a fan of David Spade. Oh, David! ❤🥰

[@yv9889]

Wampy Wampy !!! So cute~ How I wish Kuzco is llama forever~~~

[@lenorawilliams6706]

Aww does David spade have a purple stuffed animal that he cling to when he cry cry? We need to see more of spade thru kuzco am I right? David spade suck he juice box like a big baby spade. Any David spade fans out there? Aren't we all David spade fans here? Stay Blessed- Lenora

[@ricebean1941]

meeeee

[@thereplication2567]

The stuffed animal is named Wompy.

[@JaggedBird]

I love how fluid and animated he moves it’s great! I love these films...so underrated. The crying one is adorable btw

[@vergilheartnet]

yes, it is, from the characters of rules of engagement, Kuzco is played by David Spade and Patrick Warburton plays Kronk

[@RodStewartfan1]

msLlamalove234 I agree with you! ENG was funnier!!! Plus David Spade is what made the movie funny!!!! Hes the right person to play Kuzco! No one else can play Kuzco like him!

[@ricebean1941]

when i was a kid i had a crush on kuzco

[@lawstintranslation]

Rice Bean Lol... same

[@ingridfeliciano2158]

He was my first Cartoon crush and only one who is a Disney character

[@amandamooney3993]

And I thought I was the only one who had a crush on him😂

[@kieffergonzalez1311]

I might like Kronk's New Groove a little bit more.

[@BrideofLoki]

And now she's gone! Kitt, you will be missed. Here's to the evil plans we will never see.

[@tyhillbroussard4924]

1:20 I did NOT need to see that Kuzco!😂😂😂😂

[@AHuebner2004able]

Kuzco blew wampy's nose

[@ShimoSpookyApple]

Ok... i got the feel like... kuzco act like a gay sass... and that’s adorable •v•

[@loopofunhappiness]

And people ask me how I grew up with my sense of humor

[@annadewitt724]

1:35 Do you need a hug Kuzco?

[@annadewitt724]

Kronk found his one true love. That is so beautiful!😭🤧🤧

[@timothyloayza6789]

We all wish we could hug Kuzco as long as he says no Touchy I understand he's got to warm up and trust

[@maggiehydeck8182]

I love these moments in this franchise.

[@MadameSomnambule]

Either Kuzco's a little drunk or he drank too much coffee. Either way, if curiosity didn't get me to look into this movie, this one sure did. I should check it out soon.

[@kailynloveless4803]

I love it when Kuzco says"It's a scab":-)! "Her Potions are fake" She's selling snake oil people":-)! "Wake up":-)! Whoo :-)! Can she be even crazier:-)? cooko :-)!

[@catshal1067]

Hey why didn’t you include the ending scenes. You know the one where he disguises himself as a woman to weasel himself in the movie, and the ending scene where everyone dances.

[@austinharris2734]

David Spade Movies And Characters And My Favorite Movie Joe Dirt And The Wrong Missy

[@julianmedina6324]

0:53 0:55 0:54 1:10 my favorite part

[@HERESALFI123]

This is basically The emperor's new groove 2

[@SirBlackReeds]

Actually, the real reason is was stopped was because despite all of the drafts, it still ended up to much like the source material: The Prince and the Pauper.

[@tweetybaby1100]

when you hear "thats gonna haunt me in my nightmare" you know something excluding ezmas armpit hair *shivers in a bad way* is really bad.

[@samuelalicea5513]

1:10 She's selling snake oil, people! Wake up!

[@Carterox10]

1:19 WHAT THE HECK!

[@VSaber365]

OH, yikes! THAT's gonna haunt me in my nightmares.

[@bradleycotton3237]

+wolfguy23 And mine, too.

[@theautisticcomedian]

@@VSaber365 Can we just move on please?

[@colleencartoon9576]

Oh boy you really are something else Kuzco! But I am really glad that you redeemed yourself thanks to your friend Pacha! And you know something? Sometimes I wish I could see you at Disney world one day! Are either human or llama it doesn't matter just as long as I could be able to see you at Disney world! And I am glad that you are a good emperor but how would you feel if you would find the girl of your dreams too? And if you ever fall in love and get married how would you feel about having future sons and daughters? I'll bet you would name your son Kuzco Junior or KJ for short!? But how would you feel if you have a daughter named Zora? I don't know I thought it would be a cute name for a little girl or should I say princess of your whole entire Kingdom! And if you ever had a third child I'd say you should have another girl named Minka which would be a cute name too! Well I just thought since Pacha has two sons and one daughter why not have one son and two daughters? People say three is a crowd but maybe just maybe one of them would be your son named after Yourself! I don't know who your future Queen is going to be but I'm sure she's going to be as beautiful as the moonlight! I know you're going to have a son one day perhaps but if you had daughters I know they be as beautiful as your future wife!❤

[@TheChildofAuraReborn]

I love this sequel, but I feel like they ruined Kuzco's growth from the first movie by having him revert back to some of his old habits.

[@unrealdwarf1]

+TheChildofAuraReborn ..... that sounds more like TENG TV show. Think about it, here he isn't that much of an asshole. In the show, he is literally reverted back to his old egoistic, arrogant and selfish personality, that also thinks is good enough for a girl he wants as his date.

[@toastycosplay4060]

+TheChildofAuraReborn I still can't get rid of some of my bad habits.

[@Mrcool210]

+unrealdwarf1 That's the main reason I hate the tv show, not only did kuzco go back to his character from the beginning of the first movie, he didn't have that likeablity to him anymore, they made him an idiot, and they changed the rules of the potions, plus he's 18 in the movie, so what is kuzo academy a college? IF so why was he running the country just fine before? It's almost like the first movie never freaking happened. It really pissed me the hell off. Only Eartha Kitt and Patrick warburton saved that show.

[@unrealdwarf1]

Mrcool210 ikr. even the animation is painful to look at

[@Etherealdjinn]

Well to be fair, kuzco was still the same age and the tv show along as well is just apart of growing up. I wouldn't say he lost the growth, more like these are added lessons as he finally realizes his role as emperor in the end and what he is suppose to do as a leader. No one grows up or changes right away Overall, it's' just his personality wise to be childish yet funny. And you can't say him breaking the forth wall wasn't fun ^^

[@GraceSolar]

HES SOO COOT NOW

[@Leevee606]

Best Disney princess ever

[@skoomaaddict1010]

Guys, Kuzcos stuffed animal blew it's nose.....

[@williamj.s.rodriguez4761]

Kuzco Fourth Wall Breaks love it

[@InvisiblePinkToast]

1:37 - 2:00 Was my reaction when I watched A Walk To Remember... Love you Kuzco!!

[@andreafigueroa7765]

my childhood

[@vm6615]

Kuzco=best Disney princess

[@lawstintranslation]

Kate is my name being dead inside is my game lmfao

[@supermariof0521]

KUZCO: Oh I love that movie! Cause its all about me! ME: Please don't foreshadow to a future disappointing TV spinoff.

[@ricebean1941]

Jacob Carpenter ikr!

[@supermariof0521]

The Emperor's New School sucked.

[@Ghostbusters4life]

What’s next? A live-action version of Emperor’s New Groove? I’ll bet! 😑

[@supermariof0521]

@@Ghostbusters4life Dear god no.

[@Ghostbusters4life]

@@supermariof0521 not buying it either

[@jenluvjake]

1:54 hahah Wompy :D

[@BrideofLoki]

Probably the human. That way he can talk and be more fun to interact with, as well as being easier to get signatures.

[@simplegirl265]

I can't find it one her play list... It's one of my favorite Kuzco scenes (next to the Yzma potion explanation one).

[@sofiadavila1504]

Kuzco i love you ❤

[@lordkinesis4432]

This implies Kuzco directed this movie... I'm okay with that. This is one of the few Disney sequels I like. 😎

[@meganmessina5243]

0:13 HAIL KUZCO!!!

[@isro7785]

1:10 the fourth wall

[@kailynloveless4803]

This is awesome and amazing and Clawsome :-)!

[@kylebooface6359]

0:16 you sure??? I think he’s acting like himself from the first few minutes of the first movie is just him playing a part of the movie

[@nabilarodriguez5450]

I got totally scared by that strand of hair of Yzma!

[@MichaelSar12IsBack]

I don't think so. They mentioned the events of the movie a few times, so......

[@lesleyfrolloandhooklover6615]

0:55 shut up Yzma and her new secret lab.

[@pbscraze]

Jeez. Didn't think that Kuzco could get SO EMOTIONAL (god bless Whitney Houston on that).

[@rustygx4867]

1:19 OH MY GOSH!!

[@wongszechuan8769]

😱😱😱😱😱😱😱

[@maddiekoester7785]

Kuzco is best man child.

[@rafaelpereira4368]

The scenes kuzco is funny