Melina Roasts "Your" Stats - Elden Ring AI Parody

Melina roasts your choice of stats in this Elden Ring AI voiced parody.
The Tarnished that represents you has come back to redeem himself after this nefarious first playthrough, so he asks Melina for help. But, as we all know, Romas wasn't built in a day... and our slow protagonists will have to struggle with change. Luckily, her maiden is there to lend him a hand.
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[@TheUndeadHumor]

It's a good thing Melina stopped that Tarnished from being able to breed

[@MaleniaGoddessofRot]

That Tarnished made me lose braincells, I am so glad he isn't able to breed..... EDIT: I also did not expect UndeadHunter to come here... And I made a mistake in my typing, oops-

[@doommetalvibes741]

we????

[@MaleniaGoddessofRot]

@@doommetalvibes741 I meant "He" I must've typed too fast-

[@miimiibeschde4818]

​@@MaleniaGoddessofRotI Hope that this tarnished gets eaten by a wormface

[@RCHCourierTV]

I gotta see you two collab, even tho it’s AI it’s still a funny thought

[@FayeRantTheStrong]

Melatonin got really angry, but picking Vagabond is already some progress towards more vigorous Tarnished

[@OnlyWaifuYT]

Baby (host) steps!

[@derMann-1]

the best class is still wretch

[@Robertward111]

Melatonin?! XD

[@TheAdventGamer]

It's always a toss up between Vagabond, Wretch or Samurai for me. Vagabond because the Knight aesthetic I feel fits the Elden Ring setting. Wretch for two reasons, one 10 across the board stats and two I have enormous self esteem issues, and finally Samurai, I'm a weeb.

[@ExhiledGod2]

I picked Confessor.

[@greed94]

It's impressive how angry AI can sound.

[@TheTraveler980]

That was an AI? Truly?

[@InsertJokeHere325]

This reminds me of a friend who beat the game with katanas and then couldn’t use anything else because “It attacks too slow.”

[@OnlyWaifuYT]

After you use Halberds all the other weapons appear to suck for roll catches

[@afro.sensei]

What in the fuck? lmao I said this about katanas, you tend to get clapped by anything that isn't a tissue while using them and their attack speed is only slightly better than a greatsword but at least great swords can break pose easily. I dropped my katana build and went for the amazing twinblades and I don't regret it.

[@haoyu53]

​@@OnlyWaifuYT fr I'm playing with cgs rn and I can't roll catch shit I suck massive donkey balls

[@TheAdventGamer]

Some people like using big Unga Bunga weapons and smashing enemies, others like to go the "Omae wa Shinderu" route and Judgement Cut their enemies to death.

[@BenceFeher]

@@TheAdventGamer trying hard to make spamming RoB and Moonveil sound like a preference rather than a mental deficiency 😂

[@Megaturret]

I didn't know Melina was the manager of the *BALL CRUSHING FACTORY*

[@OnlyWaifuYT]

What you think the Giant Crusher is for?

[@Megaturret]

@@OnlyWaifuYT i thought it was for bonking people in horny jail for the severe crime of "uooohh😭😭"

[@OnlyWaifuYT]

@@Megaturret That too

[@Megaturret]

@OnlyWaifuYT well, if you'll excuse me. Im off to fight Malaria, bane of Africa with my UGS, war cry, 15 health flasks and a dream.

[@histhoryk2648]

@@OnlyWaifuYT Nuts, of course!

[@Pip_NoSqueak]

Rannala did NOT have to go that hard on Mel 😂😂😂

[@west-art558]

we are a step closer to his redemption arc boys, he doesnt have the intelligence but his got the spirit....i think

[@OnlyWaifuYT]

He's having the Vigor tho

[@datrickster8674]

Seeing Melina’s feet makes me remember why chaos must take the world.

[@LucidFlameX]

Yes. Embrace strength. Granted, our poor hero would likely bonk himself before any bad guy.

[@OnlyWaifuYT]

Lmao I picture somo Willy E. Coyote shit

[@Epsonea_482]

Whatever Melina was wearing on her legs gave me whiplash lol

[@OnlyWaifuYT]

Zamor Leg Wraps. Top tier armor

[@mcflyfire9498]

There's something scary about Melina wielding a giant hammer and using Lion's Claw with it

[@DungEnjoyerr]

The Lion's Claw is already inbuilt on the heavy attack

[@dovakinusss]

it's not lion's claw, the giant crusher has a special heavy attack that looks like lion's claw still scary though

[@lol101lol101lol10199]

A mantra to help you remember: "Level vigor - don't be a ninja"

[@opusmagnus26]

I meanwhile have most of my stats save for intelligence equal with Faith at 13 (I started out as Hero). Am I in for a bad time? Part of me feels like I screwed myself over for a while, hence why I got the Celebrant's Skull and have been trying to kill the Cleanrot Knights in the Abandoned Cave for the Gold Scarab without success....

[@lol101lol101lol10199]

@@opusmagnus26 Depends on where you are in the game. You get more re-speccs than you will ever need after beating Rennala. Which should only be hard to do if you’re a sorcerer

[@j_art_lol]

Show him the carian slicer, real balance

[@FayeRantTheStrong]

Virgin pew pew moonveil vs chad Carian knight

[@inkchariot6147]

​@@FayeRantTheStrongThe Chad Carian Knight vs the Sigma Carian Combo Warrior

[@kaitenova]

Melina should’ve done the godskin ass stomp tbh

[@FayeRantTheStrong]

It was supposed to be punishment, not reward

[@OnlyWaifuYT]

I considered an incredibly uncomfortable close up of Storm Stomp but it was too much lol

[@afro.sensei]

I thought she was gonna stomp on him but then I said wait he might actually like that. Then I saw the crusher 😂

[@fakechloe207]

Melina knew what she was doing wearing that. Also, is the spelling of her name in the title intentional? XD

[@OnlyWaifuYT]

Woops, typo. Thanks for letting me know!

[@painthegreat]

Never did I imagine that an AI would sound furious, love it

[@khongngocanh1751]

That finishing move from Melina... I wonder how the Tarnished with vigors smaller than his amount of braincells can recover from that.

[@OCEAN-fc9wl]

Man these elden ring skits are so funny

[@jonathonmiller2662]

Calling it now: With all the lessons the tarnished failed to properly take in due to the smoothness of their brain paired with Melina slapping their dong inside out that tarnished is absolutely going to go through a villain ark where they go to the opposite extreme and try and be a full bullgoat dual nagi user with bhs. Probably gonna use the mohg simp mask too. The degenerate.

[@bgmr5569]

You are amazing, these videos are pure gold.

[@inkchariot6147]

I pour runes into every stat, just to ensure that I can use EVERYTHING. Literally everything.

[@mariozenarju6461]

Same, 40 Vigor, 20 Endurance, and communism from Strength to Arcane!

[@willadkins1354]

@@mariozenarju6461The Age of Hammer and Sickle ending unlocked

[@inkchariot6147]

​@@mariozenarju6461Vigor needs to be at least 50, otherwise you're squishy.

[@mariozenarju6461]

@@inkchariot6147 Eh, it's the first soft cap. After NG+ I up it to 60 if needed

[@miguelnascimento2847]

mundane builds are from ds2 not ER

[@rodrigosantos5258]

With that ammount of Vigor, The Host may begin getting braver, cause he wont turn into a red stain on the floor in one hit anymore, stuff hurting less compared to his health pool n all, maybe he'll become a tank, then they'll have another problem, cause he doesnt know what moderation and diminishing returns are.

[@del5206]

Legitimately, these videos help correct some major misconceptions I had about the game. I just started a new character, and beat Godrick, but now I know that I really need to respec. I put too much in faith despite having one spell that isn't even that good. Putting it that way really shows that I was a freaking idiot.

[@nebei3740]

If you have high faith use the erdtree seal with catch flame pretty much superior to any melee weapon

[@snookboi6025]

0:02 NEURON ACTIVATION

[@arvaakswish3853]

I feel like you left this video for me to see after I asked what build I should go for when you were streaming about a month or 2 ago but I did learn how to put in my points/stats after we had that convo lol

[@snookboi6025]

3:58 NEURON ACTIVATION

[@Dinodacat]

Dude keep your content up. I love it. It makes me laugh. you make me laugh in general

[@ClonserHalphalive]

Jokes on you, I got 31 vigor as soon as I got my weapon stat minimums... Which was 2 levels cause Warrior and Twinblade. By lvl 41, I had some extra stamina, broke 1k hp and now my adventuring can properly begin (on my new character named Bond. Vaga Bond.

[@OnlyWaifuYT]

The name's BOND... *VAGA BOND*

[@ClonserHalphalive]

@@OnlyWaifuYT "I like my flasks shaken - not stirred." - Vaga Bond

[@Psycho3678]

Honestly my starting class is prisoner because i like doing a combo where i cast glintblade three times and then pressure them with my rapier

[@Pinkiefiedz]

Sir Daniel's voice is just perfect for the Tarnished.

[@SOGAUAAA]

Gonna need those tarnished sliders Chief

[@OnlyWaifuYT]

Will upload soon

[@anormaldude127]

it whoud be funn to make NPC roast theyr caracters stats if they have a weird stat build

[@someguyfromnowhere]

I can't believe she just crushed that mentally challenged boy

[@OnlyWaifuYT]

More specifically, she crushed his balls

[@marschallblucher6197]

@@OnlyWaifuYT kinky.

[@savvy2229]

I mean Melina can beat me to death any day of the week

[@akechijubeimitsuhide]

I leveled vigor and mind to decent levels and now I'm still 8 short for Night Comet. But I'm an astrologer.

[@findot777]

Melina is not wearing pants **UHUHUHUHUHUuuuhuhhuhhuhuhuhhh**

[@FelipeARossi]

I'm awkwardly invested in this. Would he redeem himself and became a fearless and noble warrior, or just keep being the chew toy of her waifus? Also, have one of them told him that Renalla can alter cosmectics? In case of that nose isn't a... form of expression, so to say...

[@nebei3740]

He needs to smell them feet better

[@Schizonibba]

Maybe its redemption time. Str chad build journey

[@SuitorASMR]

After Vigor I would have put it in Dex ... and faith while she isnt looking

[@Bukobudor]

Level vigor for angry blue Pinocchio! 😅🤡

[@lorddervish212quinterosara6]

Imagine using weapons

[@diegoalderette6485]

I usually go confessor, 1 into dex for claymore, grab str tally to 1hand it, 1into faith for flame grant me strength, the rest into vigor and endurance till radahn.

[@xarim4769]

Me, a newbie Astrologer that invested in 25 mind as soon as I got the game: _I feel a disturbance in the force_

[@Kaiserredbeard]

I only leveld adaptability in darksouls 2 👍🏻

[@MeneltirFalmaro]

She lacks the critical information about Carian Slicer and Meteor Staff

[@danieladomeit9696]

This is magic, I love it

[@jonathanprivitera9394]

Okay I have to subscribe, I was starting to be addicted to elden ring, now I'm getting addicted to your vids too... Editing is spot on, ideas are cool and writing is good. Keep it up mate

[@tostbutyoutube7204]

okay mommy *levels vigor to 99 and equips erdtree's favor*

[@Gnosii]

How does this only have 6k views, this is amazing.

[@Brown95P]

To be fair, Giant-Crusher isn't exactly versatile either, so...

[@joelofjudah9144]

Don't complain about dying so much if your vigor is 25 or lower.

[@codyjames4814]

Okay I want my maiden to be just like this

[@John-rn1nm]

A true warrior only needs his sword and dex.

[@Ari_711]

"Special demeanor" 😂

[@kanalight2898]

VAGABOND? WITH 7 ARCANE?! GET OUT!!! "No rivers of blood, no moonveil, no pew pews" Me: Nagakiba! Melina: :(

[@Fresh_Baklava]

Lmfao!! She was a bit perturbed at the end.

[@dylanfranz5203]

vigor is my highest stat I swear

[@Blaublatt101]

There are rumors about a Tarnished.... A Tarnished, as thin as paper

[@cloudonpot]

The day this Redditor/Journalist learn how to get good at the game will be when Miyazaki pull the plug on L2 Ring online feature.

[@nnnerdboys4]

Personally my build is madness cause I think it's cool

[@WomanSlayer69420]

“That means surviving the bad red man whom could easily dodge your magic poop” *laughs in night shard*

[@Livy21]

As a glass cannon lover the melina of my game world would have a hard time to convince me to go with more vigor

[@excalligator5529]

You mean a window with an airsoft gun taped to it build

[@Livy21]

@@excalligator5529 yes exactly that

[@theozeki5878]

I just want Onlywaifu to roast my stats

[@baeber]

bazinga of course Howard from the big bang theory would want to level intelligence

[@Person-tz1tk]

has feet sniffer ever played anything other than an intelligence build?

[@TheUltimateNatural]

This Melina sounds like and reminds me of Eunie from Xenoblade Chronicles 3.

[@Vult_Ira317]

2:13 Eveyone Astrologer gangsta till the Astrologer starts aggressively dual weilding katana's.

[@xrunner55]

medievil voices. Good times

[@nautaction1880]

I always level up strength first I always go for guts build

[@PashaSever06]

Cmoon he needs that int dammit! İts good for his

[@lennythesatan7747]

60 vigor, 20 mind, 30 endurance, rest depends on the scaling of a weapon, but dexterity is the best pick if you want to use something with keen ash of war like piercing fang (I love it, no matter what). And then just pump more for endurance if you want to have armor and light roll and bit more stanima.

[@darkdeath47xxx]

i only play the game because i like Melina anyway i paid 28 dollars to buy a Elden ring t shirt with her picture on it because shes my favorite character and i love to see her when u take her to the top after beating the fire giant it makes me sad because shes no longer around 😢😢

[@OnlyWaifuYT]

You can keep her around and save her by doing half of the Frenzy Flame ending.

[@Airdash5678]

I’ve come from Yharnam to visit the realms between- and THIS is what Tarnished act like?!?

[@goncalocarneiro3043]

Something different from Moonveil and rivers of Blood AND Pew Pew? Hmmm... Ah ah! Sword of Night and Flame!

[@JoeMama17888]

Lucky for me, I got 99 vigor

[@donttouchmygens3689]

I love how Jee is always mentioned whenever someone says "bad red man"😂

[@AbelMusa]

This one should play at the start of the game.

[@quirinoguy8665]

I will never enjoy Souls Games without being able to wield Big Bonk, Massive Ass, Long Shaft, Swords, Hammers, Spears, and Halberds. I will never accept using twink weapons.

[@Balach-c4c]

Giant crusher is my favorite my only issue with it is that it takes out so mich stamina on one move just from R1

[@Vult_Ira317]

3:37 Sad katana noises **Welp pulls out the Dark Greatsword hehe boi**

[@SonnyFRST]

When I get this game, I wonder how the maidens are gonna react to me balancing my stats thanos-style... (it's a thing in Nioh)

[@engineergaming3043]

Magic projectiles that go pew pew are temporary great sword that is thicker heavier and crude it is not properly considered a sword is forever by that i mean staminia can recover while fp needs ashen estus/tear flask unless you have some special ring that i doubt anyone will be using

[@elchonkoai]

Hey Waifu. I'm wondering: how can you decide the "emotion" elevenlabs uses with your voices? I use it for my channel but the emotions seem to always be random and I need to waste several tries till it sounds close to what I intend to. Is there a secret? Or am I just a scrub? Love your content mate!

[@OnlyWaifuYT]

I waste several tries too. Can't really make them sound how I want on the first try

[@elchonkoai]

@@OnlyWaifuYT sigh.... Well, at least, somebody else understands the pain lmao.

[@doommetalvibes741]

Laughs in lvl 40 2200hp build🤣

[@Okkusen]

Of course its always Ranni....she has 4 arms!!!! And pls show him how to use the biggest sword you can find😂

[@darkdeath47xxx]

i always use magic class and if my mimic tear dies then i die i still cant fight without my mimic and new game + 5 is really hard i give up after beating the fire giant when i got to the godskin duo i try to use sleep pots but i hit them and they woke up i was like oh fuck time to run and got killed i dont know how to fight them my over powerd weapons dont do much damage to them 😢

[@TheMaskedNinja_]

Level vigor? Nah i just won't get hit

[@Tripple_772]

Nahhhh I started dying when you showed the horse from berserk as torrent

[@syllaispoo]

def cant wait for his glow up xD

[@MissionCreep.]

Your character had me rollin

[@RaidenKaiser]

She made the mistake of not recommending wretch, wretch may not be the most efficient it's the best teacher lol.

[@ryzone4254]

Very good job. I really enjoyed the humor

[@replti3742]

We need a tarnished glow-up

[@OnlyWaifuYT]

Patience, my boy. Roma wasn't built in a day.

[@replti3742]

@@OnlyWaifuYT Rome, you mean 😼

[@piousaugustus84]

Fatherless discount Pinocchio 😂😂😂😂

[@gnelfpmeh]

First time watching your vids, I died laughing when I saw your tarnished's face

[@slick_yo_boy]

Melatonin! I swear I use a str/faith built with 48 vigor!

[@theauditor3224]

im convinced torrent is mr pickles and that Horse from that one ep of guts. (You know that one)

[@hitbox_91]

The end was unexpected to me.

[@gurenya812]

wait until her hars how i pick confessor just for the broadsword

[@Unprotected1232]

If left to his own devices this tarnished would've recreated the Elon Musk build.