Ranni roasts you and your build (ft.

Ranni and Jeenine (don't think you can impress him by not wasting his time) are worried that you are using a pretty lame, outdated build, which includes Moonveil, Rivers of Blood, soreseal at level 150 and many other disgusting things, so they share their thoughts with you to encourage you to craft the perfect PvE and PvP build...
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[@OnlyWaifuYT]

Do you think Ranni would roast your build?

[@Quagomancer]

I play curved greatswords. She would roast me for trying to have fun with shit weapons

[@lordofthepatrick]

I have 10 vigor I only need the i-frame Miyazaki has blessed me with to survive the perils of the lands between

[@reggiejenkins5869]

I run Moonlight Greatsword, Carian Regal Scepter and Fingerprint Shields. She would probably roast me for being unoriginal.

[@fishyboy2140]

I use spiked caestus on a strength build so she probably would.

[@jamster8764]

I got a few builds but the one she'd undoubtedly roast is my Golden order fanboy Maliketh larp build.

[@victorprati7908]

Ranni got so disappointed by the 25 vigor she even reverted to believe in God for a moment lol

[@Shiresquad]

It's a world full of gods wdym

[@lordofthepatrick]

Wonder what she'd think of my 10 vigor then again I'm not walking around in heavy armor like I expect to survive a hit

[@SaxSlaveGael]

Thank God I have 33 vigor, and am not in this category!

[@almightykars9350]

@@SaxSlaveGael YOOOOO THE MAN HIMSELF IS HERE!

[@falloutfable1049]

Something about 269 likes And me having 69 vigor... Just seams right...

[@blazi2293]

"Worst she can say is no" Ranni: "Your build sucks"

[@kielbasamage]

You carry two katanas because you are attracted to two-dimensional minors. I carry a katana and the wakizashi because Miyamoto Musashi is a badass. And I'm attracted to-

[@trentglasgow7114]

Mohg appears* "miqula is mine, and mine alone

[@bobroberts7463]

10/10 just came out as a pedo/ loli enjoyer in a public forum.... can we get chris hansen over here plzz

[@costamcostam8961]

​@@trentglasgow7114 ...and even though he looks like a child he's way over the age of consent! And i don't live in so called "incel basement"

[@QuantemDeconstructor]

​@@trentglasgow7114 "YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND, TARNISHED. SLEEPING WITH THAT EMPYREAN PIECE OF BOYASS IN HIS EGG THAT I STOLE IS NECESSARY FOR THE RISE OF MY DYNASTY" -Mohg, Lord of Blood

[@hitbox_91]

FBI informed. 💀 😂

[@JackNewbie555]

Random Tarnished : "I don't need to dodge, when I can block everything!" Malenia : "Hello there."

[@mthd16]

Fingerprint shield: I will deal with this jedi slime myself

[@jonathonmiller2662]

@@mthd16 Mohg: No, I don't think you will.

[@AlSaHiMsGaming]

in kaeya voice

[@AlphaSeagull]

Technically Malenia doesn't counter shield builds. She counters bad DPS builds. If you've got enough damage output, you can block everything she does without worrying about her healing

[@grimreaper63151]

@@AlphaSeagull doesn’t she have a massive health bar tho? And with how often she attacks, when do you even have a good window to dish out a bunch of attacks

[@user-xk9rc1xl2j]

>2x occult naginata >bloodhound step >99 arcane its gaming time

[@OnlyWaifuYT]

It's time to G all over the 9s

[@Grygory-fd3kp]

Powerstancing the same status effect is almost as effective as 2h it

[@kingvicious8332]

Bhs- nerfed Status build on power stance -nerfed Having more points than needed for a soft cap - ridiculous lol

[@leetagent]

@@kingvicious8332 arcane doesn't soft cap the same way as other stats

[@thejuiceking2219]

i just put all my stats into vigor *all of them*

[@lovewilcox6874]

I love how Ranni seamlessly slips between faux British and American accents. Truly a cunning linguist! 😍😍😍

[@Neo2266.]

🥵

[@felixgutierrez993]

Mohg: CUNN(Y)ING 😭😫

[@eiras_1999]

Ah yes. Nothing like a cunning linguistic... 😌

[@edwinsparda7622]

Truly a cunning stunt.

[@Quagomancer]

AI Jeenine sounds more alive and human than our actual Jeenine

[@EzioIlMentore]

Hello again brother... 👀

[@OCEAN-fc9wl]

The end with Jeenine AI had me dying

[@stellar7933]

I thought that was actually Jeenine

[@Sailingatmidnight]

He evaporated hahahahaha

[@Devilspade]

Lmao

[@spookytown7963]

Radahn Armor, Brass Shield, and Moonveil 💀

[@_You_Are_Not_Him_]

a true gamer

[@nathreetimesnineequalstwen7172]

The classic

[@tescobakery1927]

"I see you're a fellow loli enjoyer as well"

[@lennythesatan7747]

I wouldn't use moonveil, but then I had those fucking gargoyles to beat so I decided to cheese this one. And I'm still using this.

[@BakaHoushi]

@@lennythesatan7747 "You use the moonveil and sorcery? Are you some kind of shitter who tries to make every battle as easy as possible? What, do you use the mimic tear, too?" "Yes." "And you feel no shame?" "None!"

[@someboiwhogivesadamn]

"Ah yes, the ganker stick" Sent my Sides so hard they hit the moon

[@nicom1702]

This was cathartic to watch, and utterly hilarous. Amazing

[@OnlyWaifuYT]

Ranni just had to say it to them

[@Patches_lol]

im now convinced that if i come across a jeenine clone i should just bow and they will explode.

[@1thevm1]

$5 well spent I suppose. Still, it's so weird to hear Jee without the high-pitched wheezing he'd usually grace our ears with while shittalking a clownwig-looking Radahnhead.

[@OnlyWaifuYT]

Maybe this was the real Jeenine all along 😳

[@daydreamdirty]

@@OnlyWaifuYT I’ll take both…. For “Research” purposes of course. 😏❤️‍🔥

[@trimaxusrez3714]

Damn I just used moonveil because I thought it was cool that a katana scaled with intelligence. Ranni over here breaking my confidence.

[@crackededge9351]

It shouldn’t break your confidence if you have 60 vigor instead of 39 mind 😂

[@TheDrsalvation]

Use whatever weapons you think are cool because you like them, moonveil is a cool sword I guess, the problem would be if I, who prefers sword and shield, decided to betray my favorite playstyle to use moonveil or rivers of blood because it's "meta". Don't let the blue sex doll tarnish your self esteem.

[@qwormuli77]

As long as you can locate another attack button than the L2 on your controller and won't devolve into a weapon skill spamming smoothbrained shitter, then all's cool.

[@selfactualizer2099]

I understand moonveil is actually arguably a really cool weapon, and many people are coming from meta games where you are just used to using whatever the best weapons are, So it makes sense the most toxic weapons and items are what's being used, The issue is the original souls community prefers challenging themselves rather than playing meta, before elden ring most players were doing challenge runs almost religiously, but the new mainstream community plays more like its genshin impact. So, the reality is you'll earn more respect for playing mid tier builds and winning with skill, meanwhile if you're playing the meta or op items people will only assume you can't play without them, What's more interesting is using these crutch weapons actually makes you worse at the game, when you switch to a lower tier build that you aren't used to it will effect your performance. Even if you didn't always use crutch weapons they actually make you worse at the game, ruining your muscle memory At the end of the pvp skill curve you'll see players are no longer using weapons that focus on damage output, but instead they use weapons that have the best reach or fastest moveset I first realized this actually when I was playing bleed in pvp, Sure bleed damage is huge, but a good player that is hard to land hits on is going to be very difficult to land bleed procs on, so now you've cut your damage down for bleed but can't even proc bleed. I hope this comment was educational

[@_SUPERN0VA_]

​@@selfactualizer2099 i tried to replicate a Lotheric knight build but since quality builds are the worst of the worst and Straight words are trash is kind of impossible

[@itzphaze77]

Ranni, A Character who's aesthetic literally resolves around the moon... is ROASTING THE MOONVEIL.

[@Ixarus6713]

I did it for YOUUUUU RANNI! I DID IT FOR YOUUUUU!!!! Plus I just love the aesthetic of Moonveil. Moonveil superiority rise up!

[@thesovietduck2121]

​@@Ixarus6713no

[@bubbajoe117]

Finally some proper ASMR, I just can't sleep at night without a woman bullying me to bed over my favorite game

[@4kgraphiccard]

how to defeat jeenine immediately: emote

[@mustdie27]

Ranni, I want to get in the jar.

[@OnlyWaifuYT]

🤨

[@UncleButterworth]

AI Jee almost sounds like a human.

[@OnlyWaifuYT]

More human than regular Jee?

[@gabrielandrade9237]

outstanding gameplay

[@TheMuslimMan1337]

insane AI

[@pirata2027]

​@@OnlyWaifuYT honestly yes 💀

[@Zero-Subs]

Pov: you finally get a maiden only for her to roast your very soul

[@ten7554]

This video makes me want to be less mean to people. Ranni's voice is so perfect as an icy brutal witch lmfao

[@HisRoyalMajestyKingofWeedshire]

Ranni: “You look ridiculous in Radahn’s armor.” Tarnished: “And where do you think I got his armor?” Ranni: *”Oh shi-“*

[@ZaaltheDragon]

Not even a challenge, I beat him at level 1.

[@RandomPerson-cm2wg]

By summoning an army to gank him while you spammed projectiles at the back.

[@hermitcard4494]

3:46 That Dark Souls 1 male damage moaning _"Aaawwh!"_ ❤️

[@johnnyawesome2533]

Ranni is by far my favorite person in Elden Ring. I would be super entertained if she actually said things like this 😂

[@morganwhite9972]

Tarnished fell into the classic hero cliche of listening to the villains monologue instead of just attacking immediately

[@rybozamac]

"double greatspears" -returns with frenzied flame build

[@YourCasualGoblin]

JeeNine guides our steps towards the real build !

[@Vash141]

Fucking hilarious 😂 Jee exploding was the cherry on top

[@gergelyhalasz9754]

I'm maybe a little bit uncultured. That was the only part i didn't understand at all. Why did he exploded? 😶‍🌫

[@Vash141]

@@gergelyhalasz9754 R A G E

[@rheyshassell585]

The heavy rolling part had me creasing

[@Kumire_921]

I am disappointed these lines are not ingame, sassy Ranni roasting you whenever she appears should be canon.

[@notaseal7864]

Me who just started playing elden ring: Immediately takes off Radagon Soreseal

[@monsieurdorgat6864]

The cutoff is around level 70. If you use the soreseal before that and genuinely need it to get 55-60 vigor and minimum stats for your weapon of choice, then it's good. After level 70, you can probably make any build you want without the soreseal and still get to 60 vigor. The general rule of thumb is: if you can make the build without the soreseal and still have 55-60 vigor, then don't wear the soreseal.

[@lordofthepatrick]

Don't need that much vigor unless you plan on getting hit a lot

[@stupidanon5941]

Imagine not invading at level 15 while wearing both soreseals.

[@gametheus1306]

@@lordofthepatrick If an opponent has a good build, it might only take a few hits to tear through a subpar life bar

[@olegoleg258]

God normally I get sad when people berate me but somehow this activated something in me

[@draconicdestruction5352]

and that something was emotional damage

[@blindside2338]

Jeenine had me dying 💀

[@woozy96]

I once used Nagakiba and Wakizahi. Feels like walking with your left leg short on 4 inches.

[@GG_INVADERS]

Really enjoyed this. Very well crafted

[@misael22]

70% mac & cheese 💀💀💀

[@gametheus1306]

Called my autistic ass out T-T

[@AndrewBrownK]

oh the jar!?!? I mean- no! Not the jar!! ANYTHING BUT THE JAR!

[@BigDKharn]

this is hands down your greatest video yet i couldnt stop laughing at how fucking hilarious it is AND THE ROASTS ASWELL ARE SO DAMN TRUE honestly you were just stating facts the entire time masquerading it as jokes dw ill keep your secret

[@CalllMeDark]

This is by far my favorite video on KZbin now

[@Phoenix_11_17]

I don’t think Ranni would approve of my Golden Order fundamentalist ring build since she hates what the order did

[@davidhong1934]

(cut to Goldmask aggressively pointing at a jar of pickles)

[@RequiemOfSolo]

This is art. Thank you for this lmao

[@divineraccoon1276]

The Fact that "Oh My God" doesn't fit within her Dialect makes it 10x funnier

[@sureiyagaming]

I didn't know I had a horse until halfway in the game. I ran everywhere. This is what I get from not paying attention.

[@jay21597]

That roast was atrocious, I felt that in my core

[@lellus7138]

One of the best videos so far i loved it

[@TigreExtremo]

been watching your videos for a while and this one finally made my mind to subscribe, good job

[@TigreExtremo]

just discovered I have alzheimer's because I was already subscribed

[@Flamuim]

4:09 how to banish jeenine into the shadow realm tutorial

[@RedSetLetsGo]

top notch as always

[@TheMaskedNinja_]

I used a cold uchikatana and the one that scaled with int/dex with the projectiles wave when you unsheathed it

[@Brown95P]

@1:28 Best part imo, right here.

[@HiImHavoc]

Certified emote to evaporate moment

[@OnlyWaifuYT]

Bow into molecular disintigration true combo

[@Desolationist]

Flamberge is still underrated...

[@rashiro]

Every person I invade who is wearing Radahn armor is fat rolling while soft swapping between Blasphemous Blade and Rivers of Crud with a brass shield they never even use.

[@AnimatorBlake]

Best one of these ai voice roasts so far.

[@drakaryonn]

"...Our consultant exploded..." got me! Lol

[@djdedf1sh473]

I use a shield for theme, function comes second

[@K1ngKrow]

This was amazing it really made my day 🤣❤️

[@garbagecangaming5805]

Funny thing is, that this is completely accurate. As a newcomer to the souls franchise with this game my build was like this, radahn armour and all, but I only used moonveil. Not too long till I ditched that build as soon as I found out confessor was just basically a crusade waiting to happen

[@xxx_jim_the_reaper_xxx]

SHAME ME MORE, MOMMY RANNI!!!!

[@innocentorphan1213]

I always wondered why there were so many bloodstains at the top of the tower, like who actually falls off from here on accident? Guess they were all just victims of this roasting.

[@brigidpettigrew]

I love it when women hold the writer's pen. "period soup sideways" com on this stuff is solid gold!!

[@dr.calibrations7984]

Ranni: "Tarnished, where art thou weapon?" Me:

[@blazingmonolith4323]

I need a Ranni AI talking shit, best thing I've seen all day.😂

[@KRIMZONMEKANISM]

Bro, ever since the game came out that I can't look at Radahn's set without thinking of katana wielding weebs. Sometimes with Moonveil, almost always with RoB. Radahn didn't stop up fate itself in the sky, while going mad from the pain of the scarlet rot, so that you scrubs could disrespect him like this. >:c If you are to use Radahn's set, then you AT LEAST owe it to him to use a freaking STR build. Maximum respect is if you do a STR/INT build. EDIT: 1:08 FUCK I hadn't seen this part before typing! Fucking hell it really is always the same fucking thing with these weebs.

[@ratboy850]

I run a travelling Perfumer build with a focus on Support via Incantations, consumables and carrying basic weapons/tools for each physical damage type, Main weapon being a Shortsword with Golden Slam because it's a fun weapon art, Scripture wooden shield on the left with Holy Ground. I'd go on but I'd end up writing an essay on build details out of habit.

[@AristasTheMonsterHunter]

Meanwhile, I with my 80 int/faith discus of light erdtree greatshield retaliation build in full tree sentinel drip with aristrocrat headband:

[@sirrealism7300]

You know for a fact Jeenine is malding over this

[@michaelangelonousagi5419]

lmao Jee would laugh about this, this hits so true with amount of noobs with shit builds he encountered.

[@sirrealism7300]

​@@michaelangelonousagi5419 he doesnt bow. He doesnt laugh, he only snickers when he loses to hide his anger.

[@GvukkYorselfz]

Oh hey, that was a pretty good video bro lol

[@Ixarus6713]

When even my mage build has more Vigor, you know something has gone wrong (I have 60)

[@EskariotBDO]

phew.. that goes beyond savage, that's BARBARIC

[@BigHatLoganGaming]

Even as a cringe wizard I still have 40+ vigor minimum before I level anything else above bare minimums

[@Drunk_Souls]

Just seeing that radhan get roasted makes this video a 10/10. You knew which build was the ugliest and most cringe of them all. God seeing him on screen makes me want to give the bag. Edit: "T bagged by the evil red tarnished" I feel like that bit is specifically about me lol.

[@392Hemi-x3]

I think the whole video was about your take on radahn armor. Did u write rannis script? 🤔😉

[@Drunk_Souls]

​@@392Hemi-x3 haha nope. Maybe waifu took some inspiration from my behavior

[@jonathonmiller2662]

Radahn armor is one of the big five red flags for a shitter or new player blindly mimicking leddit "OP omuhgerd 1 hit kill" builds. The other four being RoB, moonveil, bull goat, and waves of piss spam. I live to torment these clowns until they scrounge up some skill.

[@stupidanon5941]

I got to that part and raised double victory signs.

[@AlSaHiMsGaming]

oh i just loved that "What else thou want? Dont suppose thou want to be in my jar do thou?"

[@AJKecsk]

Fellas... that was some of the finest chirping I've ever received.

[@hitbox_91]

Imagine programming an NPC that checks your stats and then gives comment to it. xD Ranni roasted him hard! And he continues to press X for more. lmfao

[@cursedimageseveryday5559]

Please do Malenia's AI voice next this is hillarious 😂

[@r30413]

2:43 25 vig The legends are true!!! ;D

[@dZ0647]

These are never gonna get old I don’t think lol…

[@Swissgar0]

*I know*

[@kun]

Tarnished at least knows that bowing is broken against g9s

[@AdamBarkerThe]

Lmaooo that explosion and scream was perfect

[@nickieBurke]

Ranni: "or i will have no choice but to put thee back into thy jar-" Tarnished: * turns back and sits down *

[@Blackfoxloki]

Honestly I'm just here because I'm desperate for a woman to tear me down.

[@JetStream0509]

Radahn set + RoB or Moonveil + brass shield is the new fallen knight set + irithyll straight sword + grass crest shield

[@JESSEPINKMAN74]

This is absolutely the best piece of Elden Ring content I have ever seen

[@raghav1026]

Ok it was all well and good until i saw those stats

[@Contke]

I really want apologize... My build sucks because i cant handle with Jeenine like guy's who uses double GreatAnus Penetrator with matrix dodge ash of war :(

[@dominikotmianowski6943]

it's like the funniest shite I seen this year and I have a lot of fun in my life

[@lonespartan2272]

any chance you'd make this a series of roasts from ranni the witch? id love to hear what she whould say about my build XD

[@OnlyWaifuYT]

Well, it's a series of the roast about the Tarnished with more characters, you can find those videos in my channel. But I do have more ideas!

[@sunlight941]

…was that a G9 voice AI…?

[@OnlyWaifuYT]

Technology sure is amazing

[@gaviewmahat4802]

AH

[@GlaiveMistress]

This is so well written

[@SoulsBros420]

This is THE most brilliant Elden Ring Roast session ever created. 😂 Ain't nothing but ashes floating away from that grilling.

[@saikousocial]

wtf happened to JeeNiNe 😂

[@OnlyWaifuYT]

The time wasted by the bow generated a time rift that ultimately destroyed him

[@ianszabo2079]

This is literally the build Elon Musk posted

[@scribbleloops]

Top tier content 🤣🤣🤣legit had me laughing out loud IRL.

[@mrfrost6211]

I just used the troll slayer greatsword, and the axe talisman to break poise on most of the bosses I faced when I did mine solo, so am curious how great this pumpkin head ash is supposed to be as I hear lots of great things

[@talleywa5772]

I've never played elden ring. So all of this without context is....sublime.

[@jtaimelaon4735]

Oof