WATERTOK: The Strangest Community on TikTok

[@bokodasu]

In 1986 a girl at my school brought her hot dogs in a thermos because her idea was she'd eat the hot dog and then have a nice refreshing drink afterwards. It is 37 years later and I still remember the look on her face afterwards, and how she just quietly closed up her thermos and never mentioned it again.

[@bloepblep4287]

Omg 😂😂

[@felicitas.c.]

Hot dog water... nice

[@jbragg33]

Live and learn 😂😭

[@virtuousthing9070]

WHY

[@Me0w0ww]

bro...😭

[@0x1luviesong]

the ketchup/hot dog water bit was the most anxiety inducing joke i ever came across

[@brittbc4215]

*the most nauseating

[@seaweedwithrice]

@@brittbc4215 yeah i HAD to skip that part where kurtis is chugging that hotdog water 😭 he’s probably not doing it for real but still …

[@StercusAcciditMedia]

Bro don't my friend legit drinks hot dog water from the jar n she genuinely loves it

[@chirorue]

@@brittbc4215 LMAOO RIGHTT

[@tenabrae]

i turned awaw, i couldnt do it

[@fusetunes]

this is like that old cake recipe meme where they're like "i made this except i swapped out the eggs, left off the nuts, added sprinkles, and changed the batter from chocolate to vanilla, it was so good" and then someone was like "what you made is an entirely different cake"

[@firstlast-n6q]

lol

[@canondead1943]

Haha

[@neverendingspace]

That’s literally every Starbucks customer ever- I once had someone order a peppermint mocha with no mocha sauce, no peppermint and no whipped cream, with caramel instead THATS JUST A CARAMEL LATE

[@pokaay3163]

⁠​⁠@@neverendingspacepeople have no idea what they are ordering sometimes, they just know the words 😂 had someone say “ill have the same drink, but instead of-“ and then just order an entirely different thing lmfaoo

[@get.sassyxd]

​@@neverendingspace they want to sound ✨️ different ✨️ and *special* to everyone....when they sound dumb af

[@Whatlander]

I'd love to see a followup of this with the true watertok king, Martin Riese the water sommelier. Just a sweet, heavily accented German man who's passionate about water quality, being mindful of what you drink, and supporting causes that ensure access to safe drinking water. He also has a cat named Garfield.

[@ultrabikeboy]

G.O.A.T.

[@completlynormalhypernova666]

I think Danny made a video with someone about him (im not remembering who)

[@rossstewart9475]

TIL there are water sommelier in the world, and it is good.

[@allyxxx]

@@completlynormalhypernova666nick is not green

[@allyxxx]

I LOVE HIM OMG HES SO SWEET

[@lpsquestie3495]

Kurtis and Danny's energy is like two middle school boys at a sleepover mixing things and daring one of them to drink the concoction

[@husky2674]

And they're husbands. Love it

[@alexia3552]

I love that energy

[@mollieephobia]

drew was the kid videoing it

[@pixam345]

I bet the energy would be better if not for that stray moustache hair

[@xoxo6145]

U get it

[@whenfunnydancingcockroach4625]

“He’s been doing that a lot, just saying something really mean and griddying away.” Is honestly one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard and is easily the best thing Kurtis has ever said

[@milky_nyan]

agree dude i was crying laughing

[@ari_chap]

what is the time stamp I have been SEARCHING

[@rawrlette33]

@@ari_chap 25:28

[@dae8665]

danny doing that made me laugh so much because my niece and little brother keep doing the same thing they say the meanest shit then off they go hittin the griddy lmao

[@faenene]

Typical Danny He does that when his bones get squishy too

[@shellymassey01]

Watertok is just when you brewed “potions” in your backyard as a kid with berries and leaves but it’s for adults

[@Thankfully_Over]

Hold up, what the fuck you on about lol

[@Avybavywavy]

omg literally

[@bluishwolf]

You can say the same thing about cocktails.

[@cooperrampenelli5756]

@@bluishwolfcompletely different but fair enough

[@nomoretwitterhandles]

Except as kids we at least called them "potions" and not "water"...

[@CausticMedeim]

There's literally two categories of overarching drinkable liquids: Water and beverage. Water is just water. Beverage is anything drinkable that is NOT just water. It's literally that simple.

[@Optamizm]

Yeah, poo/pee water is a beverage.

[@mundaneal]

@Optamizm Hey, if that’s what you’re into…

[@Optamizm]

@@mundaneal it's what he was talking about in the video.

[@divine555]

Maybe we don't care 😂

[@evqngxline]

@Optamizm yeah man that’s what i’ve been saying and everyone’s trying to send me to the mental asylum!

[@laviniacrudu4172]

honestly adding all of those chemicals to water and still calling it water is like making coffee and calling it hot water

[@Jechti307]

Coffee is literally more water than some of these Waters

[@ranchustars3050]

its basically a mocktail or juice, not water though.

[@valeriavega2761]

It’s koolaid

[@1.brook1ynrae]

​@@ranchustars3050 highly recommend making them with tequila instead of water

[@caitlynwinkler4189]

People add creamer and syrup to coffee and still call it coffee

[@kristinbeck6659]

I love when Kurtis pauses the video to point out something on his face that no sane person would’ve ever noticed

[@lowlowlowlow1453]

Lol

[@Nunyah-Arbys]

Right? 😂

[@angelx7760]

Didn’t notice till he said something

[@Nunyah-Arbys]

I don't think anybody does, until he points it out...

[@Alice-hi5ok]

Guess I'm not sane then 😭

[@amandamullet655]

Something about Danny coming out to surprise Kurtis for his birthday, immediately saying he doesn't want to be in the video, and then spending like half an hour fucking around with flavored water and pirouetting just really got me

[@jackcough8580]

coming out? 😨

[@PartTimePhillip]

​@@jackcough8580 they probably mean going out to see him

[@aarasko]

its just so…danny

[@softkachu83]

@@PartTimePhillip it was a joke 😭

[@PartTimePhillip]

@@softkachu83 oh lmao!! didn't catch that

[@GenderfaeCrab]

I love the new "skip ahead feature" because it shows me that I'm not the only one skipping the hotdog water sketch.

[@salf.7484]

Woah what feature is that?

[@Xmannn001]

@@salf.7484 I believe they’re referring to when you hold down and slide up on the red line/watch bar. It basically allows you to skip ahead while showing you images of what’s happening at that point of the video. Basically Netflix.

[@No-ue5pi]

​​@@salf.7484 KZbin detects what sections of a video people skip through, and if it detects you skipping something a lot of people skip (with the +10sec thing) a little button appears that lets you automatically skip the rest of the section! Most of the time I encounter it on sponsor segments

[@pinguwingu.]

i had to keep reminding myself he wasn’t actually drinking hot dog water to be able to mentally endure that sketch

[@mnmnotaskittleindisguise1939]

Usually I love putting his vids on loop while I do stuff but I genuinely dont think i can rewatch this for that 😭kgkhkgkh

[@braydonmorris3518]

OMG SAME

[@msjkramey]

I'd try hot dog water. I mean, it's just watery soup?

[@mnmnotaskittleindisguise1939]

@@msjkramey please grow and change as a person 🙏 ♥️ ❤️

[@msjkramey]

@mnmnotaskittleindisguise1939 nah. I drink the brine out of Vienna sausage cans with no regrets Edit: the funny thing is that I'm simultaneously a bit of a food snob. Idk how to reconcile those two parts of me

[@sydneygardner3839]

kurtis and danny genuinely enjoying each others company and giggling like little boys makes me so happy. they’re both hilarious and watching them have fun while doing their job is such a special thing

[@Lol_low]

Fr most collabs fell forced

[@saltedwounds]

@@Lol_lowfr. They do, they have such a nice energy

[@jerryakatony5724]

@@Lol_low Danny just always has good energy with his collaborators.

[@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494]

Kids, this video shows grown men becoming extremely excitable under the effects of "water". Substance? Or coincidence? YOU DECIDE

[@Mewl22]

IK I was genuinely laughing so much and felt so happy I love these silly videos:3

[@blacksabbitha]

kurtis and danny are very funny people on their own but when they’re together they just ascend to an even higher level of comedy genius

[@ecstasy.dreamer]

no literally you’re so right

[@jessematthews4168]

I'd like to misquote one of the men in black movies. Person is smart. People are stupid.

[@mepersonallyiwouldnt]

Ong I love watching them together

[@OGimouse1]

IDK if people know this, but unless your metal-lined reusable cups very specifically and EXPLICITLY tell you that you CAN use anything other than water, you're slowly giving yourself aluminum and other metal poisoning. Aluminum cans actually have a thin layer of PFOA plastic on the inside that keeps the cans from degrading into the highly acidic soda. Almost everything we consume is more acidic than water. That includes bacteria and its waste. Aluminim--when *properly* prepared and left entirely smooth--is stable at the pH of water. If it has any scratches from any kind of abrasive--including ice, sugar, spoons, dish cloths or sponges, etc.--it will break down no matter what. These people should be mass reported for encouraging people to poison themselves.

[@meatteater]

i like danny and drew better

[@DeadricDeadggory]

"You're mad that i consider this water" No babes, we're not mad, we're confused... and slightly grossed out

[@MarxistLasagnaist420]

When Danny and Kurtis talk it’s a perfect example of how things that are not funny at all on paper can be hysterical between two friends

[@mushroomatethat]

Real

[@fauxtanical4815]

the fact that kurtis always tells us not to comment on something about his appearance is hilarious because I NEVER NOTICE UNTIL HE SAYS SOMETHING

[@nicole4589]

right and now it's bothering me

[@Bunni_Rxses]

TRUEEE Once I see it I can’t un-see it, sorry not sorry Kurtis 🙄/j

[@francisengevik9517]

You was supposed to not comment on it ! (But yeah, me neither😂)

[@firstlast-n6q]

same

[@didntevenchoosethisfont141]

Watertok started off as a way for bariatric surgery patients sharing the recipes to get adequate hydration. Most who get bariatric surgery get water nausea. "Dehydration, electrolyte imbalance, the difference in acidity in the stomach or part of the surgery process have been suggested as reasons why plain water isn't tolerated" then it got ruined by the "almond moms" and those deep in diet culture.

[@parrotperson]

I’m old, what’s an almond mom?

[@moon-in-capricorn]

@@parrotperson I think it’s a reference to Yolanda Hadid, there was an episode of Real Housewives where Gigi calls her and says “mom I feel really sick” and Yolanda’s advice is to have “a half an almond and see if that would fix it”

[@rach_laze]

​@parrotperson almond moms are the moms who only offered almonds for snacks instead of cookies and were always on a diet and trying to convince everyone else to also go on a diet

[@parrotperson]

@@rach_laze thanks for explaining

[@bichen-up-ur]

@@moon-in-capricorn what is half an almond going to do lmao, perfect term for describing these tiktok ppl

[@liza_beth5887]

I keep coming back to watch this video just because of the genuine joy Kurtis and Danny are experiencing with each other.

[@spam-el3ee]

memento mori

[@Kebbysheepman]

Kurtis and Danny being idiots together genuinely made me laugh so hard I cried. Their laughter is so contagious. What an incredible duo holy shit

[@nyctxphilee]

I would kill to have friends like them

[@channeldeleted9452]

Yessssss!! I need them to do more stuff like this, try things together... I was laughing so hard

[@FaithHailey]

no bc i’m crying laughing at them rn

[@toadt0ad]

no same i hav tears in my eyes😭😭

[@yourlocalcoffeeloveronthei1341]

I love their collab videos bro- They both bounce their energies from each other to form this beautiful masterpiece *chefs kiss*

[@sunnycitruss]

I honestly feel like it’s human instinct to just mix a bunch of the most random shit ever together into some strange concoction, like this is basically just the “drinkable” version of mixing a bunch of shampoos and soaps and stuff into a cup as a child.

[@geegeezlouis86]

when I was 12 I decided to make my own perfume by adding just anything that fucking smelled nice to it that wasn't soap (so, extracts, those True Lemon packets, soaking lavender in water, some of my dad's old cologne etc) and brought it to school proudly and all my friends were nice enough to say it smelled good when I'm pretty sure it just smelled like I dumped a bunch of things in it I called it Eau de Mo (my nickname) ._.

[@firstlast-n6q]

ya i remember mixing leaves n dirt as a kid

[@jenniferandrews6556]

I used to mix shampoos hahahaha i thought i had some special mix hahaha

[@greasyweeb]

this is why i think content like this is so popular on tiktok (like cleantok, watertok, skincaretok, etc) because tiktok is targeted at children and children love mixing shit together.

[@SkiddlyBink]

the primal instinct to make Potions.....

[@henrylotl420]

as a marine biology student i was so disappointed to learn watertok was not, in fact, about anything ocean, lake or even pond related :(

[@brookehop8]

:( yeah I really wanted it to be about the love of water / water ecosystems as an env. science major 😔😔 we can make our own

[@CraftingGummi]

Therre are many benefits to being a marine biologist. This is not one of them.

[@kamo7293]

just hyper consumerism.

[@froggycolouring]

I thought it’d be about microorganisms in different bodies of water, since a lot of people tend to be afraid of them when they see images of small creatures with large antennae and lots of legs, but really they’re quite harmless. I thought that “watertok” would be educating people about that. Now I’m disappointed.

[@victhehampter]

Youre the hero we need to make watertok into something wholesome

[@4XOTC]

In the UK, we have squash, which is pretty much a very undiluted syrup of fruit which you mix with water. If you took a sip of that, you would end up deceased.

[@binarystarkillers5299]

nothing has made me laugh as much as kurtis pretending to inhale the powder after danny coughed and then immediately choking on it

[@SamFerro]

The bartender tricks and the “one bud light please” has literal tears rolling down my face I have no laughed this hard in years I think

[@kiri_tm]

the full spin with the arm up from danny had me actually crying oh my god it was so funny

[@JuliNae]

Omg I fucking died at that bit I literally had to pause the video 😭

[@cryptogofer3080]

OmG rEaLLy? DiD yA?

[@aspenisthebest]

I know. My stomach hurts from this video.

[@iamjustkiwi]

My only issue with watertok is how badly all these artificial sweeteners would DESTROY MY BOWELS. I wish I could use them without the stomach problems but no such luck. I wish there was more flavored and unsweetened stuff besides seltzer.

[@carlinkag2525]

The inherent awkwardness and hilarity of watching two people who are used to filming alone try to film together is just so endearing.

[@dari2409]

Their friendship is so wholesome :D

[@carlinkag2525]

@@dari2409 It really is, the hug, the silly snickering, the bad jokes. All of it is actually just so sweet, they're so earnest in their friendship.

[@nanogaeru]

It’s so good😭😭😭

[@pixam345]

The inherent awkwardness of that stray mustache hair burning a hole in my retina. Comb it!!!!!

[@koiifsh]

​@@pixam345 hey dont be mean!!!

[@Blaze_1421]

8:14 STILL WATER (THOSE WHO KNOW)💀🗿

[@FatFish48]

I was just about to comment this

[@NatalieMillr]

Mango mango mango😈

[@peeblekitty5780]

"You would assume that a group on Tiktok that refer to themselves as 'Watertok' love the taste, texture, simplicity, and beauty of water" The community you're looking for there is the hydrohomies subreddit. They just talk and post memes about drinking water and it's so funny to me. They've found the simple things to to celebrate in life.

[@rx500android]

Omg they sound so chill I love it

[@Nathi98]

Hydrohomies is fantastic on every platform

[@Fanimati0n]

I love r/hydrohomies

[@flops1792]

they are hella wholesome ngl

[@rhandhom1]

to to to*

[@orangejuice103]

I'm sorry but just imagine you are at these girls’ houses and you ask for “Just water please.” and she responds with “What flavour?” 😂

[@tomqrchives]

and they have like 15 each of the packets and the syrups so there’s an endless amount of combinations to choose from

[@aiecrypt]

Great, now I'm afraid to ask for water at the house of someone else's house-

[@jinx7641]

​@@aiecrypt"vanilla"

[@LeShortArtist]

"Do you have vinegar flavor?"

[@Maugrimm]

help

[@Mistardmuster]

The thing that gets me about things like Watertok is how something like drinking water is somehow transformed into an entire identity and actually leads to fad-buying and overconsumption (buying 8 Stanley cups completely missing the point of a reusable cup). Like you're free to drink flavored water it's fine, it's just strange to make that your only defining trait.

[@crakhaed]

Crazy how people can't just be normal about their interests and have to make a big deal about it online and make it their entire identity

[@TheeKittyPie]

@Karina Lumen crazy that people can share their opinion about something without it affecting people enjoying what they do

[@PuddilyOops]

I didn’t even know this was a thing and now I learn it’s a whole “community”. The internet is so weird.

[@reed6514]

​@@PuddilyOops "The internet is so weird." Lol yeaaah. Yeah. 😂

[@reed6514]

I'm curious what portion of watertokers are genuinely taking it on as an identity vs milking it for content (& money). Also wondering if the Stanley brand sponsors these people.

[@the_puzzlest]

can confirm that when im making water i do a ritual to summon the water demons to add extra flavor to it in exchange for a small piece of my soul

[@AceWolfify]

When Kurtis took a sip from the mermaid drink, you could just tell, his bones were getting squishy.

[@gmodmachinimas11]

Ha! Nice danny reference

[@shyers3667]

You would never call a mocktail water, but these people are literally making mocktails.

[@declannoyes3370]

Just add vodka! 😂

[@Sleepfrog]

Literally this LOL

[@hvrbros8730]

it seems to be closer to cordial, something we drink commonly here in australia, only we all see it as the same as a soft drink, and not water. coke is like 90% water anyway lmao

[@shyers3667]

@@hvrbros8730 im aussie dude I know what cordial is 💀

[@gamerdog7939]

@@shyers3667how??

[@jennigthatonecrazydoglady8100]

It’s my understanding that WaterTok started among people who have had bariatric surgery. A known side effect is water nausea, which makes their already high risk of dehydration even higher. That’s why the focus is on sugar free powders and syrups. Then I guess it met up with Stanley cup mania and exploded all over the live laugh love universe.

[@MyFictionalChaos]

He mentions this around 6~7 minute mark

[@M_Koffee]

I never had such surgeries and still I’m nauseous of water for as long as I remember myself. There are people like me in the world.

[@hekkmelife]

As someone who had bariatric surgery, never heard of it

[@somedudeok1451]

More like it met up with bored housewives who don't have anything to do all day.

[@wildfire9280]

The Live Laugh Love cinematic universe out here colonizing like they’re the British

[@Lixauce]

Why is the American commercial bit at 6:20 painfully accurate to when I watch tv 😭

[@spam-el3ee]

I was looking for this comment because that's genuinely one of the most accurate skits I've seen from Kurtis

[@mu5hr00m_furry]

They could just call it “drinktok” and “drink of the day”

[@skyjourner]

underrated comment right here

[@drawingbluejay7938]

Or like 'Mocktok' cuz they're mocktails.

[@alyssanorris2715]

Literally or with the whole “getting a sweat treat bc I’m just a girl” thing like I make fun drinks all the time wether with water or other drinks as a base like it’s not hard to call it what it is😭

[@666uwu]

but its WATER 😡🤬👿

[@GayNStuff]

woooow they remade juice! Love this new update

[@mariah.d]

I like how Danny and Kurtis are just like young girls at a sleepover laughing and making their potions 😂

[@daintydreamchaser2830]

TRUE HAHAHA

[@THERIAN_ROT]

Me and my bestie at a sleepover:

[@C.C.353]

Same energy yess

[@informitas0117]

Having friends sounds exhausting

[@KingOfGaymes]

@@informitas0117 your existence sounds exhausting and boring

[@ArgonApricot]

Genuinely delighted by the cinematography that went into that cursed hot dog water sketch, it's lovely to see Kurtis continue to put passion into his videos like this

[@jayflight5351]

I love to see people passionate about hotdog water :)

[@GoofRebelMusic]

I was NOT delighted, haha. I was surprised at how i fast i needed to block the screen. That was so uncomfortable to watch.

[@pixam345]

The cinematography would probably look better if there wasn't that stray moustache hair!

[@valolafson6035]

​@@GoofRebelMusic I read the comments, so I knew it was coming, and still couldn't watch it.

[@heg203]

Reminded me of a Kids in the Hall sketch

[@iarekaty]

I say this water trend could be really good for anyone trying to quit any bad habit, trying to quit drinking alcohol especially.

[@iarekaty]

Hey, me. Yeah. I agree.

[@the-postal-dude]

yeah but non alcoholic alcohol exists, infinitely better for a recovering alcoholic than weird ass birthday cake flavored water

[@rachaelhaumann397]

@@the-postal-dudeagreed. I don’t drink and I’ll take plain water or NA over this 100x over. Yuck.

[@iforgotmyname6969]

Kurtis and Danny making Mario noises while pouring unidentifiable substances into their water is something I never thought I would see

[@Cheesewizardthethird]

I did.

[@fathimahessa5622]

actually i knew that would happen

[@spawnpoint111]

❤😂🎉😢😮😅😊😞😒😎🥸🤩😔😟🥳😏😕🤓🧐🤨🤪😜😙😚😋😋😛😝😘🥰🙂😍😍😇🙂😅🥰🤫😊🤥🤨🥵😓🤩🙄🥳🙄😒😬💩😶🎃😰👿🤥🥵👹😶🥴🤫🥴😬🤕😧

[@choco_L8]

​@StupidUnderScore that's exactly how they felt while drinking these

[@abbyelectric]

Danny coming out with "Luigi time!" killed me.

[@MasonMcLeodFilms]

Hearing Danny call Kurtis 'Kurt' is an equal revelation to finding out Robert Downey Jr's family call him 'Bob'

[@skizzpulse]

Bobert

[@ChaChaSlidingIntoTheDms]

@@skizzpulsebobert Bowney br

[@yolkthelesbian6928]

WHAT THEY DO?

[@officalnora]

@@CarelessPanda5510bob is short for robert

[@imnotgoodwithnames4101]

Does he call Jarvis "Jarv"?

[@MaroonieBean]

“He’s been doing that a lot.. saying something mean then griddying away” absolutely SENT me you guys are amazing together

[@MaroonieBean]

also funny enough, I drank stuff like this when I was quitting vaping because it tasted the exact same lmao.

[@lillyhaun4959]

I love them together it’s so funny and sweet they’re such pure friends

[@jimmyneutron4360]

@@MaroonieBean Hope you've quit successfully by now :)

[@klsonic2]

6:20 As someone who cant keep water down, I make de-caff black tea or add some lemon juice or whatever to it, something relatively minimal compared to whatever THIS WAS....thank you for acknowledging those of us exist and let us know this isn't making fun of us in particular.

[@gloomyxbabee]

It's crazy how all of us as a society collectively forgot that punch existed and then re-invented it and decided it was actually water.

[@_uwu_9992]

but punch drinks don't require water tho (it's either alcohol or soda) and only add water as dilute solution to lighten up the otherwise strong taste

[@bartho5212]

@@_uwu_9992 : Punch as in fruit punch, Hawaiian Punch, berry punch are not sodas or alcohol. I live in the USA, perhaps this is a cultural perspective.

[@florpleborp2275]

⁠@@bartho5212Unless it’s like school homecoming in the gym, making your own punch you’d usually add soda or alcohol to punch and folks do regularly here (the US) otherwise it’s just fruit juice or water with some kool aid powder in it. Not that that’s bad or not punch! I guess put it in a bowl and call it punch and folks will say it’s punch, doesn’t seem to be too defined or need to be.

[@bartho5212]

@@florpleborp2275- Allow me to clarify. My initial response is to the idea that plain water when combined with powder/flavorings or etc can never be punch. This is incorrect. I am not suggesting that soda/alcohol are never ingredients in punch, I am only expanding upon the original commenter’s statement.

[@exzyyd392]

​@@_uwu_9992 There's water in soda though. So if theres soda in punch and water in soda then theres water in punch

[@vaguelyeducated]

Kurtis calling frappuccino's "really, really wet cake" just ruined my entire life. It's all I'm going to be thinking about now when I'm drinking my really, really wet cake.

[@winterfromwisthollow]

i usually just say they're basically ice cream, which they are

[@kalpic11]

I didn't even hear that so thanks for repeating it for me. I was just offended (/s) that he said they weren't coffee. I mean they are basically coffee milkshakes, but I still consider them coffee because they're my fav thing at starbucks.

[@DC_let_the_Waynes_be_happy]

​@@winterfromwisthollow your comment just vindicated me cause when I was in high-school our cantina started selling those limited Frappuccinos, I loved them but when I called one a coffee milkshake people kept telling me I was wrong when I clearly had a point

[@realleon2328]

@@kalpic11 do they even have coffee in them?

[@teddycinema]

i always considered them like a milkshake but instead of ice cream it’s ice

[@nathanr5737]

Kurtis and Danny’s friendship is so sweet to see, shits so genuine, not just online creators who just collab sometimes

[@pixam345]

I think kurtis' mustache and a comb should collab!

[@magiiyoo6715]

@@pixam345You are everywhere saying this, did his moustache really hurt you that bad?? 😭😭

[@pixam345]

@@magiiyoo6715 I have not stopped thinking about it since this video was uploaded. I'm failing all my classes.

[@audreybritton9337]

25:30 i love how he didn’t know what an elf bar is but is griddying with perfect comedic timing

[@MarleneRodriguez711]

I was laughing nonstop during the taste testing bit. Made me so happy I love it when people look like they're genuinely just having fun with each other

[@tigerflamingoes4300]

it felt so nice

[@TheCommanderTaco]

For the kool-aid liquid types I usually prefer 3 to 4 squirts in a bottle for a stronger flavor.

[@rainkaine4416]

literally was on the floor

[@jordanf0707]

Dude same 😭

[@soappacket2342]

"It tasted like-- I mean, what?" 😂😂

[@aliyasexception]

not gonna lie the hot dog water skit was more disturbing and horrifying than any horror movie i've ever watched

[@user-vm6mw5xw7o]

I literally had to mute and look away from the screen lmao

[@morganh3301]

i started gagging it was mortifying😭😭😭

[@pixam345]

Probably wouldn't have been so horrifying if not for that stray moustache hair!

[@lrdeei]

YOU ARE SO RIGHT, I looked at it in shock and was literally panicking-

[@RatRatRat]

I was eating while watching this and that part made me feel so physically ill that I had to put down my meal for the rest of the video

[@KitchenOnTheLeft]

New rule of thumb: if the name of the syrup you’re putting in your water could also be the name of a weed strain, it’s not water anymore

[@Jazkal-V420]

Perfect number for the comments topic

[@monhi64]

I feel like vape juice flavor name might be more on the nose. Although weed strain’s definitely have the most unhinged names I have ever seen, green crack, gorilla glue, cookies and cream (sexual style), black widow, criminally negligent homicide, princesses peach. Literally only three I’m of those did I make up and TWO turned out to be real strains

[@alyshalanders7590]

Actually if you are putting syrup I. Water you are making sugar water aka hummingbird food..

[@ck7el]

lmfao

[@ohshanana2397]

@@alyshalanders7590I wouldn’t even give that chemical water to an animal

[@shenigin]

“Pour ‘em in together like you’re fucking crazy” will never not be funny

[@soyjoyy]

The "Water you talking about" joke is legendary, comedy diamond.

[@blakksheep736]

Water you tokking about?

[@elektrakokkinou1623]

i was looking for this comment, thats the funniest thing ive ever heard

[@jermtheworm133]

fr

[@Saturn.7056]

There’s a joke that I use that I added that Kurtis quote to. “Have you heard the joke about water? Ah, never mind…You’ll see right through it. I think it’s pretty clear.” and if they respond- usually with a “wow, that’s so funny” (doesn’t matter if it’s sarcastic or not) I will add “WATER you tokking about?”

[@pizzazz099]

I thought I commented something before and didn’t remember

[@ladybinicorn2800]

I love that Danny spins like an elegant ballerina and Kurtis just twirls around like a goof. That was top tier of bits.

[@CloudMeka]

I love seeing them together! I feel like we rarely see Danny actually laugh because he doesn't laugh at his own jokes, but he's laughing with Kurtis ☺️

[@MrTrevortxeartxe]

More Kurtis and Danny videos! More Kurtis and Danny videos! More Kurtis and Danny videos!

[@tati.nightwing]

I agree! After the MTV video they did together I was dying for another collab between them, Danny acts like such a kid around Kurtis and it's so cute

[@bellecioa]

i think i can speak for everyone that we need more kurtis and danny videos even a year later

[@almond-dt8mn]

YES please i watch this video almost once a week its so funny 😭

[@slccpyy]

honestly i applaud the fact that kurtis can rant about the most pointless shit for 30 minutes and still make it make sense

[@tyta.luctuosa]

Yeah and you know what, i'll still watch it 17 more times till the next time he uploads. Does anyone else do that? I've watched his video covering Brent Rivera dozens of times already and the sketch at the end genuinely made me cry once...

[@cherrybeetree]

@@tyta.luctuosa idk dude thats a bit concerning, watch some other youtubers

[@artdeco777]

@@cherrybeetree wait you’re telling me there’s OTHER people on KZbin?

[@heyyfirefly]

​@@tyta.luctuosatotally get that, I do the same lol. there are some youtubers who i comfort watch over and over again, especially when life is shitty. also nice to meet a fellow hungarian Kurtistown citizen ❤

[@yourdearsuzy]

YOOOO SAME PFP 🤝

[@adjoelles]

seeing kurtis and Danny just hanging out in the kitchen drinking sweet sweet juice is honestly the funniest thing I’ve seen ever

[@enauaae]

they are so cute 😭😭

[@bamik2297]

Somehow they look like normal teenagers

[@T00FAST4L0VE]

Totally not a weird thing to feel at all 😳

[@pixam345]

Juice would probably be sweeter if there were no more stray moustache hairs in the world!

[@saras9270]

literally same

[@TheAutumicRose]

Fun fact: even though the packaging says "0 grams of sugar/0 calories" there are still both sugar AND calories in those mixes. It's just low enough of an amount that the companies don't have to put it in the nutritional facts.

[@yourpsychicfriendfredbear]

Like tic tacs!

[@helenam00n]

Like the spray oils that list "0 Cal! ((((For a 1/8th of a second spray))))"

[@cassidycecchetto9912]

THIS!!!

[@psychicbyinternet]

If it's that low an amount then who cares other than people with EDs?

[@5c0H]

not to mention they add sweeteners like aspartame and maltodextrin which are both SEVERLY worse than sugar

[@e.b.farmer4]

“I am nothing, if not a hater.” Needs to be on a T-Shirt tout d’suite.

[@robertgrantz6639]

I'm genuinely curious how the watertokers using the syrups got their water to be that color. Kurtis overpoured the mermaid one and you could still see through the water....

[@elayna6776]

I think she put an orange filter over and made everything brighter

[@quinntrixx]

actually part of that is likely due to food dye restrictions. you can see that the syrup is lighter in bottle too. the us has very lax registration on food color so food tends to be more vibrant. you can actually look at pictures of products in the us vs Canada or uk and the colors can be drastically different it’s kinda neat to look at. and yeah filters defo play a role too :)

[@robertgrantz6639]

@@quinntrixx true, I didn't think about that

[@briclare]

i feel like they just used a blue icee pop

[@mommyissue]

Damn how much do those people put in the water 💀

[@junebuggy1]

kurtis is really *diving deep* into important topics

[@tzarg]

*cheesy from inanimate insanity comes and says "HAHA, GET IT??" slaps his knee and runs back to inanimate insanity*

[@LessTh3nThree]

Booooooooooo

[@roberttoupe3606]

oh BROTHER this guy STINKS

[@voldemort1477]

@@tzarg MEMORIES

[@aferretinarollsroyce7306]

Booooo😤

[@RecRoomPlays]

Regarding the similarity to "Disney adults", I do kind of feel like Watertok has some sort of corporate astroturfing behind it. There's so much rampant hyperconsumerism on display, especially with specific brands like the Stanley cups and the branded syrups and powders that it's difficult to believe they all just randomly decided to spontaneously start a new TikTok trend without some sort of corporate backing.

[@pap-fr]

not to mention all having the same brand of bottle edit: I'm dumb and noticed you already mentioned this lol ignore me

[@Annabellethedoll666]

Their definitely getting paid

[@TylerWardhaha]

I’m sure some on them are sponsored. The other ones are building their resume

[@ttthecat]

This is genuinely good analysis. I think you are right. It makes too much sense.

[@locurset]

Definitely sponsored by skinny syrups. It's insane how many they have, that stuff is STRONG! I put basically a drop (or, as close to a "drop" that you can get from a bottle) of their pistachio syrup in my smoothies or coffee, and it definitely overpowers the taste. And the people in the video are POURING it! I can't imagine how strong the flavors of those beverages are.

[@ItRhymesWith]

"Yeah, wat-er you tok-ing about" fucking KILLED ME

[@claudiau2620]

Danny and Kurtis trying the water "recipes" and joking around reminded me of doing dumb, silly shit with my friends at like 2am during a sleepover in high school and it's just so hilariously wholesome to watch

[@hommefataltaemin]

Yes!! It reminded me of my best friend who passed away, we used to do stuff like this all the time. Made me smile a lot 😌 such good memories, looking back about 10 years later.

[@claudia-uy5gk]

Lol

[@davedunks4647]

absolutely

[@melisd5741]

I'm very upset Danny didn't make a 'my bones are getting squishy' joke when they were trying the mermaid thing

[@Nathi98]

Would've been full circle given that joke started on a mermaid film video review 😢

[@pixam345]

I'm very upset about the stray mustache hair!!!

[@philosophy_bot4171]

Beep bop... I'm the Philosophy Bot. Here, have a quote: "It is absurd to divide people into good and bad. People are either charming or tedious" ~ Oscar Wilde

[@stephanielee7875]

As a a bartender I was quite literally HOWLING laughing when y’all were spinning around with the bottle and the little flourish edited in😂

[@whiskey_pink_42]

I’d go to ‘FlourishBar’ any time.

[@PurgatoryProductions1]

you should try the bartender spin sometime /j

[@gargles5270]

ive rewatched that section at least 20 times

[@dropfish3109]

@@PurgatoryProductions1/s*

[@wren105]

all I could imagine was my dad doing the dainty spin as a buffalo wild wings bar tender

[@xxaela]

That girl at 7:48 has all those Stanley mugs which are 50 bucks each, unless they are knockoffs. Suffice to say she has other issues beyond not knowing what water is 😢

[@JessicaEnu]

Kurtis and Danny just goofing together are so wholesome. The phrase ‘boys will be boys’ should refer to this behaviour

[@blizzard_the_seal9863]

frfr this boyish silliness is my gender goals

[@_dizzyp0p_]

Fr bro

[@sandwich834]

@@blizzard_the_seal9863 real

[@_hypef1sh_]

fr 😭

[@Penguinocalypse]

Where’s Drew

[@kamiijamii]

i remember this one girl on insta reply to this guys comment that said “if you put a tea bag in water, does that mean its still water by your terms?” and she literally said “that’s different.” 😭😭 they really just cannot acknowledge they are making juice.

[@anzaia2164]

_Excuse me_ they are *not* making juice, wtf They are making soda, or maybe syrup drinks. I guess you could also just say syrup, but that may get confusing between the ingredient and this drinkable version.

[@1.brook1ynrae]

​@anzaia2164 its def juice.. most juice is syrup and water and maybe a little bit of actual fruit juice. when they use sparkling water its soda but sodas gotta be carbonated

[@anzaia2164]

@@1.brook1ynrae When it's made with concentrate, I can probably still call that juice. But syrup? I refuse, sorry.

[@MiniMimots]

@@1.brook1ynrae 0-0 sometime i forget that american product are weird, here juice do not have sirup, the additive is usually apple juice but like still juice. so like low cost pinapple juice would be something like 50%apple juice 30% pinapple and 20% other stuff (water mostly, sugar often)

[@ZenythGamingKitchen]

You cant just refuse 😭 literally so many juices are syrups in water 😭

[@deedeetrick7405]

Two sentence horror story: “What are you doing with the hot dog water?” “The water is the best part.”

[@jenniferdunstan5065]

Post it on the two sentence horror subreddit i dare you

[@Pushyouhighcherryblossom]

Spine-chilling

[@StercusAcciditMedia]

I have a friend who genuinely thinks this she regularly drinks the water from the hot dog jar its foul

[@MegaKetzu]

lmfao 😭😭

[@schlorping5156]

@@StercusAcciditMedia what????

[@amyvictoriab]

The second half of this video is one of the funniest KZbin video segments in a while and I haven’t seen one better yet.

[@alexjohnson3084]

Can't believe Kurtis had a piece of hair sticking out of his mustache the whole video and didn't even address it.

[@tancred12]

HE TRUSTED YOU

[@kjaxthegrate]

His trust was misplaced.

[@kaskaskas]

I didn't even notice it until he pointed it out and then I couldn't stop noticing it for the rest of the video 😭

[@noaboboa3]

sorry i kept liking and unliking your comment I was the 1000th comment and i liked seeing the number go up and down

[@oneinamalonereads]

he did around the 3 minute mark and it killed me XD

[@hunter5w6]

referring to a frappe as a *really really wet cake* is worse than any of the horrific concoctions in this video

[@LeMeowAu]

True!!! I cant believe he misgendered my frappe, i was so disgruntled i went to drink a really solid frappe

[@heyheyitrachelgray]

Yes!!! He really effed me up with that!! Someone call Portillos!!!

[@Built_Mago]

Watery cake

[@gracep_89]

nah bro u wilddd

[@TheDanAge]

but true

[@KayleeFarnes]

Water tok just feels like wasteful rich people behavior. Stanley cups are great, but they're expensive. I can’t imagine owning that many.

[@nightcoreeclub]

it’s definitely ‘i’m bored and have too much money to waste’ behavior 🥸 also they all just want attention even if they look like dorks getting it 💀 not to mention all the plastic they waste 👩‍💻

[@chels6492]

The best ones are when they pour a plastic bottled water into their Stanley cup. First time I saw it I was like 🙃

[@monhi64]

This definitely makes me a hater but I do not comprehend the Stanley cup trend. They’re fine but the only real advantage I can give them is they fit in cup holders. But they accomplish that by having tiny bases so they tip easily which is an issue because just using my eyes I can tell they leak. I use a generic insulated water bottle it doesn’t fit in a cup holder but that also doesn’t matter because it’s leak proof and still has a straw. And keeps stuff cold/hot slightly longer cuz no leak. Are these Stanley cup people aware that there are a million brands offering the same features for at least a little bit cheaper. Fuck I can’t believe I just had a 2 paragraph rant about how a water bottle is just fine 😂 They’re actually not even that expensive for the product, just like 5-10 bucks more than average

[@_o6629]

USA has weird problems.

[@shaunbarrie2263]

We don’t own any stanley cups but my wife has 2 water bottles, one for work and one for home. She has ADHD and will easily forget to bring water with her/stay hydrated, so having them both in specific places helps her stay healthy. I cannot IMAGINE owning more than 2 though. Or like, maybe you keep a second one for when the other is in the wash, or so that you can fill both to take on a trip or something? But nobody could possibly need 8+ on their own.

[@harlow8979]

“I dont even have to be thirsty to drink water” proceeds to have a sponsor and say “so I struggle with my water intake..”

[@coreykeays7249]

This feels like a group of people trying desperately to be a niche community but they've unfortunately failed by basing their liquid fandom on the one drink literally all people who lived ever drank

[@Gustoberg]

AND trying to gaslight us into thinking water fandom never existed before, BUT I WAS PART OF THE HYDROBROS! THEY WERE A THING BEFORE WATERTOK!

[@acid_tongue_4315]

the one thing that makes up 80% of everyone too, how are they even considering that they have an exclusive interest

[@hannah-6080]

It's just some people who wanna slurp its not that fukin deep man

[@scouticescoutice4994]

@@Gustoberg hydrohomies*

[@FocusedFighter777]

It feels like the world is ending: everyone is going insane..... Take something healthy and make it as unhealthy as possible: like everything else most people consume..... And this isn't even the worst of social media. I am not even on all those platforms because people make me want to NUKE THE EARTH.

[@Th3_sent1nel]

Watertok is basically removing the thing that makes water water and being to stubborn to accept that it isn’t water anymore.

[@topdeckhelix8450]

It’s the delusion of the modern privileged. They do the same with gender and it’s ruining the world.

[@patricecipher6457]

PREACH

[@DoubleOhSevenThe3rd]

Wtf are you talking about what are they removing

[@royalesamiyt]

@@DoubleOhSevenThe3rd the healthiness I guess 😭 symplesyrup sucks in ingredients

[@brumhelldah917]

@@DoubleOhSevenThe3rdhydration is removed when that amount of sugar is added

[@zackv3957]

Knowing TikTok, I fully made the assumption that Watertok was going to be a group of people who believe they are from the ocean or something insane like that. Edit: this comment has sparked an evolution debate and that's just great.

[@aliumcepa4638]

Love to be the one to tell you this. We *are* from the ocean

[@dymaxion3988]

@@aliumcepa4638 Well… our ancestors from hundreds of millions of years ago came from the ocean

[@sholem_bond]

At first I was kind of expecting those TikToks going around for a bit, like last year I think, where people were claiming you could breathe underwater

[@Nathi98]

I was foolishly hopeful it was hydrohomies - people like myself who find hydration & thus drinking enough water important - but no :(

[@corrugatedmetal6598]

and somehow it ended up being even worse than that 🙃

[@emizstarz]

it's literally like drinking coffee and saying "i'm drinking my water" as it fully dehydrates you like girl 💀

[@autumnsyndrome]

the hot dog water bit actually made me feel genuine fear

[@SeanFerree]

Me too!!

[@gelato420x]

deadass gagged ngl 😭

[@bbforest337]

i had to skip it i was getting so uncomfortable lmao

[@ninthefrog3911]

Terrifying

[@sentientplant9658]

The Unholy Water

[@iliannamccaskill2303]

I love the Danny-Kurtis combo. As someone said, it’s very middle school boy energy. The laughing fits are so natural and funny I love it. It’s unscripted and made me laugh way more than usual.

[@pixam345]

Combo? More like combthatmustache

[@doxaweit]

i just love how danny cracks up immediately around kurtis its honestly so wholesome

[@MrTrevortxeartxe]

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[@quinnperry3197]

You guys had a golden opportunity to make so many "H2O Just Add Water" jokes while trying that mermaid syrup

[@danielladuck3323]

Omfg the possibilities

[@katjau_]

Cleaurr naurr!!

[@katersgonkate4012]

EMMAR! THE CONDENSATION

[@detectiveshum4i463]

CLEAURR WHAT DID YOU DAURR

[@niccvier]

AND THEY DID NONE

[@saramatterazzo9413]

if youtube wrapped existed this would be my most watched video. I can't stop

[@SarahDaisy98]

The entire scene around 26:40 is like when you have a sleepover as a kid but you run out of activities and end up in the kitchen at 2 am giggling quietly and mixing random liquids together

[@ciciamanda.]

yeah that felt like actual footage of me making potions with my friends at a birthday party as a kid

[@evanweaver1060]

They’re making 99.1% pure meth water

[@SunsetMoonshine]

We NEED a cooking segment with Kurtis and Danny just goofing off together. I laugh so much it hurts whenever they are together in videos

[@Bloody_Corpses]

Agreed

[@kellygreen7236]

I'd watch a whole series, why not go full Food Network with Danny and Kurtis?

[@ArcaneCraze]

I'm so glad Danny also makes spontaneous unprompted Mario noises because that's something I find myself doing more than I like to admit lmao

[@wizardgod4325]

I thought this was drew

[@negligible_reality]

i'm notorious with my friends and family for making random Mario and Link noises for literally no reason lol 💀

[@Estassi55]

I HAVE to stop saying “itsa me Mario” when I go up to peoples cubicles at work… I’m a 27 year old Latina.

[@Bebe_Dee]

Me too, i felt less weird 😂😂😂

[@pixam345]

Kurtis probably doesnt make them because hes scared of mario, what with mario being the better man due to having no stray moustache hairs

[@juliavanpinxteren8595]

This is my comfort video

[@adamrobinson2261]

Kurtis and Danny just messing around is rapidly becoming some of my favorite content

[@sKrATlambrecht]

The pure amount of artificial coloring they're consuming alone is concerning

[@Nathi98]

I knew immediately the mermaid syrup would never be allowed in our country given the very strict food guidelines

[@foodfornot]

Their poor kidneys

[@cyrus__112]

At this point im convinced their insides are blue

[@supermills03]

they maybe just like having green shit

[@TotallyKurtCobain]

the blue syrup made that water look like Nuka-Cola Quantum, like that is not water, that shits from 2077

[@EmilyTotallynotbees]

I like how at 24:20 he starts to say “give that to your baby” and then catches himself and says give it to “A baby” and then puts the captions on the screen just to be clear he meant “gives it to A BABY” cause they hadn’t announced Danny’s wife is pregnant yet lol

[@amyb2589]

and here i automatically interpreted it as the royal "you" like "give that to a person's baby" lol. Congrats to those guys!

[@heavenonearth3316]

LAURA IS WHAT!?

[@NutyRiver]

U think if Laura drinks that stuff straight out of the bottle while she’s pregnant the baby will come out with superpowers?

[@arohamumberry7324]

​@@NutyRiverI think it wouldn't come out at all

[@thetrashiesttrash9120]

WHAT

[@Nick_Bean6737]

I am actualy right there you you Kurtis. I hate when people demote water and say other unhealthy drinks are better. Water is the best.

[@ellisschirmer1299]

as a kid my mom let me have like a tiny sip of the syrup in canned peaches. I was a dumb kid so I thought all canned things had sugary water in them; hotdogs don't. I learned the hard way.

[@audreyardrey]

Wait do your hotdogs come in a can

[@Eeter26]

@@audreyardrey yes that exists

[@Melody-td5hd]

Maybe they mean those little Vienna sausages?

[@nicsssssssss]

@@audreyardrey not really hotdogs because hotdogs are usually longer sausages but at least in europe its very common to have canned frankfurt sausages that are half the size of hot dog sausages.

[@selkiefluff]

@@nicsssssssss Specify "Europe" bc pretty sure if anyone saw you putting sausages in a can in Poland you'd get cops called on you

[@Palettegirl]

Probably the funniest video from Kurtis I've seen in ages, I was crying laughing when they were doing the 'bartender tricks' and after Kurtis drank the concoction

[@mikaylahanson8701]

I WAS WHEEZING UJRTFXHJRYRH

[@angiebams123]

Same!

[@NiaDoodle]

Omg same 🤣

[@CaptUvula]

Saaaame 😂

[@mrstanaka2211]

this is definitely one of my new favourite videos of all time 😭😭

[@katyishere]

I think eating a slice of birthday cake alongside a glass of water would probably taste better than the flavoured water version

[@Iamaperson590]

And would honestly probably be healthier

[@paulkaehn6203]

I drink plain water with baked goods often actually. I've always thought it was good 😅

[@bigmeatyclaws28]

@@paulkaehn6203 it cancels out the sweetness leaving you with a clean pallet after a bite of cake or whatever you’re eating so i get that

[@pinkdarkman]

I'm pretty sure a lot of these people have eating disorders that won't allow them to eat an actual piece of cake... Side note, I literally can't eat sweets without drinking some water after every bite, especially chocolate ones. It just makes everything taste so much better.

[@ProblematicProjection]

​@@bigmeatyclaws28 😊😂😂😂

[@Athena-Kid-13]

His shirt is giving “I JUST WANNA BE PART OF UR SYMPHONYYYYY”

[@kaitlynzc8904]

the bartender trick quickly followed by "pour them in together like you're fucking crazy" was the first time I had to pause and walk away from a youtube video because I was laughing too hard. love danny and kurtis' humour together so much!! ❤

[@baleek4367]

Same 😂

[@persofte]

the most confusing part to me is that ocean water at sonic isnt made with water, its sprite mixed with "blue coconut" flavor

[@kaylchi]

Sprite is just carbonated water mixed with flavored simple syrup

[@universal_dissappointment]

I always get the ocean water packets with a bottle of sprite. That's literally what the ocean water is!

[@LoganBlackwell1012]

It just looks like ocean water? Not in a literal sense, but it blue like the ocean. So why not name it something fun?

[@sirepanfried8641]

@@universal_dissappointment yikes

[@KATMEOW-zq6bt]

I've been trying to figure out how to make ocean water at home for years🎉

[@AshleyFromTX]

I think they all missed the opportunity to call these “waters” potions, and that’s on them. Call it water if you want, but that’s pretty low effort if you ask me.

[@noobnoobie990]

They could've put the same amount of that energy as they mixing all of syrups and powders

[@tylermcclanahan8971]

That reminds me of a post I saw where people were serving Gatorade in potion bottles and it made the whole experience absolutely magical. I know that's not related but I had to share that wisdom with someone lol

[@BexxBott]

@@tylermcclanahan8971 as someone who enjoys random ideas I can make into art projects, I’m thankful you felt you had to share 🥹

[@noranizaazmi6523]

@@tylermcclanahan8971 water in cup: water in funny cup:

[@nicolle2126]

noooo calling them potions would make them more appealing and might get other people to try these monstrosities

[@ıKanye_West]

5:37 KENDRICK LAMAR REFERENCE??????