WE FOUND A WOODLAND MANSION

me, jarvis, and danny found a woodland mansion and it was honestly super lit by the end of it! (in reality, jarvis got the map and led the way and we kinda just followed him but i'd like to think that he couldn't have done it without us)
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#baddiesmp
edited by logen kershaw

[@pacrat6271]

I love that Kurtis is the only one who gets the true gamer rage it’s so funny cause he’s the only one who seems genuinely upset when he dies

[@obiwankenobi9141]

Gamer? I hardly know her!

[@Dr.NoName.]

@@obiwankenobi9141 Nice

[@gailab3739]

i did not expect danny to start singing w a british accent i almost pissed myself

[@DaviniaHill]

I guess you weren't privy to the crux

[@gailab3739]

@@DaviniaHill norrr 😭

[@user-qp9hv4nd8c]

omg time stamp pls

[@gailab3739]

@@user-qp9hv4nd8c 5:54 !!!

[@callizto1964]

I thought it said giggling w a British accent and I got confused

[@austinlam8145]

jarvis being OP and carrying danny and kurt through this while they just play around is so cute

[@Cringe_Sister]

Haha yeah Jarvis coming in way after Kurtis and Danny and being way more skilled with more op stuff

[@JBC352]

He did a great job keeping the kids alive in that murder mansion 😂

[@TmanPoli]

@@Cringe_Sister i i

[@Cringe_Sister]

@@TmanPoli hmmm?

[@LunarEleven]

It's hilarious. I am guessing Jarvis is like me and read guides or something so he didn't have to waste time trying to figure out how to be badass. Danny and Kurtis mostly winged it and let the chat inform them and obviously Danny got hazed 90% of the time lololol.

[@xandermin]

jarvis: chaotic good kurtis: chaotic neutral danny: chaotic evil

[@whynotfrancis]

nick: just chaotic

[@lenora_v1366]

Nick: chaotic chaotic

[@pineconepines1922]

@@TabascoSour how does he do that lmao

[@tijanaself897]

@@TabascoSour elaborate

[@TabascoSour]

@@tijanaself897 See above.

[@LitleStarshine]

Jarvis is like a single dad getting everything ready for the road trip while his kids just play around akdjsjjd

[@radiotelevision2371]

Playing around killing each others cats- relatable 🤪

[@hnestly1355]

@@radiotelevision2371 not u being goofy🤪

[@radiotelevision2371]

@@hnestly1355 Lol, never me 🤪

[@hnestly1355]

@@radiotelevision2371 thought this was Danny’s second channel🤪🤪

[@radiotelevision2371]

@@hnestly1355 I’m pretty sure it is 🤪🤪🤪

[@goodneighborsw]

i am absolutely losing it over “oh that’s my friend logan”

[@robertsmithfan877]

IVE REPLAYED TYAT PART LIKE TEN TIMES

[@KuncanDastner]

watching kurtis commit to the lie about breaking the scaffolding in real time was magical to see

[@OrianaChan]

DUNCAN? HELLO !!!!

[@shikhakurliye7945]

Can we talk about how kurtis has been keeping creepers in his basement 💀😳

[@typicalrobot]

Maybe he's the real creeper

[@ayeletdrago]

he did have those chains in the old house

[@lianair4383]

idk why we’re surprised, we know that kurtis is kinky

[@obiwankenobi9141]

Creeper? I hardly know her!

[@JBC352]

@@ayeletdrago he put one in his new house too 😂

[@leahjk97]

nick joining the discord from a taco restaurant while on vacation still makes me laugh so hard everytime

[@hound8801]

the grind doesn't stop

[@piggybank4559]

i read this comment as “makes me hard everytime” 😭😭😭

[@dartboardbaby]

Kurtis’s growing smile while Danny was burning to death💀

[@jada2324]

bruh what's the time stamp

[@pokaay3163]

omg i have to look for this

[@pokaay3163]

17:58 💀

[@jada2324]

@@pokaay3163 omfg 😭

[@leahjk97]

I love when kurtis and danny see a vindicator and the music starts and they just start running screaming “JARVIS HELP”

[@annagrey5097]

I audibly screamed when Kurtis turned around and Danny was in the boat

[@dananabread6632]

Lol mood

[@TheMorde45]

Timestamp?

[@Uhhhemi]

@@TheMorde45 12:12

[@hailey_the_ace_of_hearts4127]

I JUMPED I was not prepared for that 😂

[@Videos2Lights]

ME TOOOO This episode had legit jump scares

[@gamergirl1035-m1h]

Nick getting revenge on Danny was absolutely amazing. Best lore yet.

[@JBC352]

The statue looked so good too 😂

[@gamergirl1035-m1h]

@@JBC352 it really did tho

[@jarvisjohnsonpro1410]

thanks for the help with the map and mansion dudes. couldn't have done it with you!

[@neverseenlou]

Jarvis you must know you are the forever protagonist in the SMP

[@xlinop]

I feel bad for kurtis, there's always something shitting on him with each session

[@laurynlester6622]

he’s always getting hoodwinked 😞😫

[@shreck1954]

More like someone 😏

[@austinlam8145]

lmao the balls dragged on the road joke without context hits different

[@victoriazersikov3956]

Plz what’s the context 💀

[@nicki___]

@@victoriazersikov3956 the story is that, when on tour with danny and drew, kurtis told a factually incorrect joke abt being named after britney spears so they dragged him along the road on his 🅱️are 🅱️utt and 🅱️alls

[@agatha_0408]

the way kurt just jumps on top of the crops is absolutely unhinged

[@grungophone1615]

The “Kurtis did u see that? 😳” to kurtis destroying Danny’s scaffolding is KILLING ME 😂😂😂

[@Rachel-98]

This might sound incredibly sad...and it is, but imagine having the confidence to be playing Minecraft on stream with your friends and be like "I made this song and I think it's really cool" and then immediately play a song of you rapping in a British accent. That might not make any sense to anyone who doesn't have anxiety, and maybe I just think that everyone secretly hates me, but I just was like damn...good for Danny! That's amazing!

[@eleanor1099]

the last like 1/4th of this video is basically a horror movie

[@obiwankenobi9141]

Horror? I hardly know her!

[@syd6964]

that creeper jumpscare scared the shit out of me

[@robertsmithfan877]

the cat statue being referred to as “my friend logan ” is so fuvking funny to me

[@frinkywinky]

that lagging creeper was a straight up jumpscare

[@kittykat4ever-theoriginal299]

Alternate title : The beginning of our careers as arsonists

[@violatyrant]

I watched this live from Jarvis’s pov but in squad stream mode and some how missed the exposition for the parkour thing kurtis and Danny did and they did it for like,,, a rlly long time so there was just like ten minutes of Jarvis running around in a mine and kurtis and Danny just like building random pillars and throwing themselves off of them and not mentioning it at all while they all talked about something completely different

[@hailey_the_ace_of_hearts4127]

Kurtis breaking the scaffolding and Danny thinking it was the zombies is killing me 💀😭

[@oLiver-dc4fi]

22:55 “Don’t you worry your little head” Jarvis is so comforting to watch

[@notlaracroft]

Not me getting jump scared by that last creeper LMAO

[@obiwankenobi9141]

Creeper? I hardly know her!

[@lianair4383]

@@obiwankenobi9141 IM SUCH A BIG FAN OF UR WORK IN EACH COMMENT

[@obiwankenobi9141]

Why thank you,@@lianair4383

[@murrenkelly3866]

Danny in the boat made me die laughing

[@sagebell1309]

HIS GUILTY FACE AT 15:40 WHEN HE ASKS WHAT HAPPENED AKSJSJSISI

[@clea8383]

Dannys song caused the UK to have a heatwave omg

[@ErinLastNameRedacted]

So the sound for “Privy to the Crux” was terrible in this video. If they think this was good, they’ll really love it when they can actually hear the whole thing.

[@emilysfatfuckingcooch]

lol i was like cringing when they were listening to it all cutting out and shit because i was jamming watching danny's stream

[@reesienoe]

yeah the song itself sounds really good

[@emilyvillalobos9945]

THEY PULLED A “GUYS PLEASE” ON KURTIS 😭😭

[@alexsacc8910]

BAGHAHAHAAHA

[@lllllagoosling]

the rhyming was unironically impressive

[@nana-wk3jh]

Absolutely living for Kurtis being the only other baddie warrior Danny's ok with getting hurt by while he respects Jarvis for his knowledge and just hates Nick 💀💀

[@cutieplushtrap]

and this was the last baddie smp video from kurt....

[@bump0005]

LMAOO I love the complete lack of context to the hot balls joke, that’s what we call a stream exclusive 😎

[@melissalonla]

I want a "JARVIS hELP" compilation

[@eleanor1099]

5:58 kurtis looks so proud

[@savannahrae9030]

Kurtis cracks me up😂😂 poor kurtis and the damn creepers lmao

[@obiwankenobi9141]

Creeper? I hardly know her!

[@dr.philskneecaps-4022]

I know this is kind of a hot take but... this is kind of poggers

[@obiwankenobi9141]

Pogger? I hardly know her!

[@obiwankenobi9141]

@Rya Fitz Better? I hardly know her.

[@jetaimessul]

@Rya Fitz Bestie? I hardly know her!

[@ashtonpearson5082]

“That’s my friend Logan.” 😂

[@AaronYorkYT]

“Me thinks you did” is forever added to the phrases I will be saying to every person I know.

[@jackhutchinson3957]

As a British man I say the that is the most British rap song

[@rubyred3580]

Jarvis: lawful good. Curtis: chaotic neutral. Nick: true neutral. Danny: neutral evil Edit: Elsie is chaotic evil

[@sonya1500]

love how kurtis is just hidding and running away from shit half the time theyre there

[@Tellurium52mloid]

9:41 12:11 15:33 this comedic duo bro💀 laughed my ass off, watching dannys stream 1st kurtis' pov of all of this was so much funnier😭🤌

[@Blue_Avatar]

Kurtis: breaks the scaffolding/practically kills Danny and pretends he didn't have anything to do with it The chat: THE COWS

[@sophzillaaa]

jarvis is so dorky but so responsible its so cute

[@grubby2833]

kurtis not being able to get through the door made me die 😭 and then the creeper blowing up his house

[@pielmao1963]

I mean his cake do be thick

[@grubby2833]

@@pielmao1963 u right u right

[@pseudoaliaist]

danny being behind you while you were on the boat fr made me jump a little

[@setonwarren]

the music when they were in the woodland mansion was sending me

[@cretin_666]

I miss the baddies

[@mikaylaleverington146]

“Hello madam...AHH”

[@simple.edits.]

you guys should try realeasing videos in order of the timeline of the smp but seperate moments if that makes sense that way people have more reason to watch more then one of your guy's videos considering they're all the same just from different pov's

[@camdencore3800]

I always liked Jarvis but seeing him wear a Greendale shirt made my respect for him go 📈📈📈

[@cookiepiebee]

i cannot count how many times ive quoted 2:50 that shit makes me laugh every goddamn time

[@ninanina7579]

just get two cats and breed a bunch of them with fish and put them all around the buildings cause creepers are scared of cats so they won't fuck with you

[@kaylynn4612]

Oh my God this just randomly popped up on my recommended one day and this has been the best thing ever

[@karinag4891]

Danny being in Kurtis’ boat was a jump scare

[@Bella-Mcc]

I was playing one time like 5 years ago and we found a woodland mansion but we didn’t know what it was. It was hilarious and we kept dying but we ended up beating the wizard upstairs and it had like 3 or 4 stories.

[@pshceluver2899]

I have never seen 3 back to back TO BACK creepers come out in a line to kill you😭😭😭

[@thatveryvvitch7225]

3:39 this made me laugh so bad 💀

[@kalianakalbarchick9371]

i loved the fact i seen neil breen at the beginning. really made my day!

[@TrueWeaver]

kurtis on the roof almost had them recreating jane eyre in minecraft

[@strayble]

My favorite ongoing character trait of Kurtis’ is that he never learns how to handle creepers, and creepers are always drawn to him. Truly cursed

[@joli1320]

I wonder how long Danny would've believed the zombies destroyed the scaffolding if Kurtis didn't start laughing

[@carolineholmes8301]

i think my mind is melting because i am absolutely losing it over bungy wungy

[@a3u132]

Kurtis has not engaged in any beef, and is the least problematic on the smp, yet somehow bad things keep happening to him and everyone keeps pranking him 🥺

[@carrotcake-dn5ge]

if nick and elsie were there that mansion would've been burnt wayyyy faster

[@lizzyschneberger]

Danny’s showing his song and he goes “can you hear this” immediately cuts to a chrome book ad😂

[@ona512]

10:24 im in love with a creeper in 3 seconds

[@JBC352]

Oh no, the series of creeper events was both so sad and so hilarious 😂 😂 😂

[@demerrara]

i think this video perfectl;y depicts the type of guys that go to georgia tech with danny and jarvis being equally demented and dorky

[@jadedragonbreathgaming9177]

3:36 that actually kinda jumpscared me a little lmao

[@Smedium05]

When Curtis died by that creeper I laughed harder than I have in awhile

[@vuicks]

everytime i hear the line “that’s my friend logan” i die a little bit, i just start imaging how logan reacted to hearing that after hearing “ew wtf is that”

[@ayeletdrago]

yo this is the best baddie smp episode yet

[@nicki___]

cannot believe they took out the whole bit abt Kurtis being maimed on tour for being wrong 😭

[@orladempster1194]

I HAVE BEEN WAITIBG FOR THIS ONE TURN IT UP

[@eurosaamie]

Thanks for the content Kurtis you make me happy :)

[@irlsocks]

I relate to that creeper because I too explode when a man tries to talk to me

[@blairewildflower]

my fave trio tbh

[@biggaylol5438]

jarvis is the voice of reason

[@noteventrolling7989]

5:56 chefs kiss

[@magnetsonfridges]

THE CREEPERS IN KURTIS’ HOUSEEEE I CANT

[@kanesugar]

kurt's accidental mlgwater was insane

[@ridinwithbiden7659]

Bro how’d that creeper lunge at Kurtis bro

[@truetothorns970]

I believe the wool was where the giant of diamonds were supposed to be so they got hoodwinked

[@lanceelliott2504]

Nothing makes me vocal stim out of excitement more than these videos

[@moistwrmonastring1017]

JARVISSSS!!! KYYAAAAAAA!!!!!! NY FAVOURITE KZbin COMMENTARY BOYS YESSSSSSSSSS

[@joana5645]

zero energy “you guys are cr-A-zy”

[@tuyouh]

Why is nobody talking about how they started moaning on the phone to embarrass Nick in the taco restaurant 😂

[@pokegracie]

i love seeing danny and kurt playing together on streammmmmmm

[@aidansage5377]

kurt

[@Lisa-py4rn]

This was such a good stream guys 😊

[@louisefist9836]

this ep was hilarious

[@emmacoomer]

kurtographer i hardly know her

[@phoebejoycarpiso8121]

just watched this 3 hours ago, watching it again bc he's my fav person

[@AlisCorner]

this is war bucko!!!!!