i finally did it...

[@clarissahermione]

I remember when Kurtis couldn’t even open a door

[@sophiqu354]

They grow up so fast 😢

[@uneekuh]

i remember when he tried to kill the villager bc he thought he was a bad guy #justiceforvillager

[@andre_h2008]

@shawnwasblue yeah but kurtis thought they were and killed one on accident on the first day

[@katc2040]

@lord frog they're making a joke haha

[@DuckeryPrime]

And hit trees with a pick

[@Allyson-zg3ek]

baddie smp is the only thing keeping me going rn

[@Nowegotbadblood]

same 3 boys are screaming downstairs but i’m fine

[@Ptvlluvr]

Same

[@bellagothsexgf4385]

same bestie

[@uneekuh]

lmao same

[@lolaak3677]

@@Nowegotbadblood hey u good bestie🤧

[@sabihaahmedkhan671]

I love how they've declared the ghast as jellyfish

[@jetaimessul]

*yuh* 😌

[@afunnylittlecreature]

@@jetaimessul taemin🤔⁉️

[@jetaimessul]

@@afunnylittlecreature oh shit they found me

[@Gravity_Skye]

Ghast ❌ Jellyfish ✅

[@drewclarke560]

how is it that they beat the game so easily while just starting but after playing for like 5 years i’m still scared to leave the house at night time

[@peehubaodfa]

The Power of Friendship

[@annakepes8050]

I play on easy no mobs mode and I've been playing for like a decade now, its cool

[@katiewallen9250]

nah bc ive been playing since i was 8 so over 10 fucking years, and i play on peaceful until my house is built. its so embarrassing

[@stardustsweepinglady]

DUDE SAME. i’ve been playing since at least 2013 but i always used to play in creative mode so now that i’ve started to play in survival i’m super afraid to stay outside at night or even go inside caves 😟

[@torridweiss]

@@katiewallen9250 i used to do that to :') it's worth getting at least one friend to play with you so you're less scared n have each others back

[@doctorofpoop3842]

0:29 was the scariest godamned thing i've ever seen in my life

[@imanimaldonado1626]

😭

[@oosberry158]

Its kurtis' dad how dear u disrespect him

[@lianair4383]

@@oosberry158 vampire dad😩

[@taratih]

@@lianair4383 Vampire dad 😍

[@jaswantgadjradj9397]

And heard

[@lizzvazquez6478]

i honestly want them to go searching for the witches igloo, her swamp hut, go searching for a sunken ship, look for buried treasure, go in an underwater fortress, find the illagers forest mansion, and stop one of their raids.

[@obiwankenobi9141]

Illager? I hardly know her!

[@audrenstein2356]

honestly, the commitment to the "no laughing' bit was art. it wasn't like, laugh out loud funny, but it made me stop and think. I think I need to go be alone for half a day.

[@drewmungus5841]

The sound he made at the beginning while playing with the green screen scared the ever living shit out of my dog

[@storey662]

I wish it had gone on longer, it had me CRACKING UUUUUPPP!!

[@hailey_the_ace_of_hearts4127]

LMAOOO

[@bowtieboy6348]

🧟‍♂️AUGHH🧟‍♂️

[@butterknifepatten4455]

i paused the video right before that bit to get up and do something and then the first thing i heard when i came back and hit play was ungodly screeching

[@samuelbrock]

420th like

[@abbeytpwk]

someone in chat saying "divorce" when danny got four enderpearls on his first try and kurtis had been trying the whole game

[@wh0s.anneka]

kurtis has come so far and I’m very proud

[@agneebags]

as his parents we are all very proud of him and i hope he knows it. they grow up so fast, am i right?

[@ratverence6767]

@kkungie i've been standing here in my bathroom mirror fucking SOBBING over this comment, holy shit.

[@barackobamaasmr8006]

@@ratverence6767 you’re IN your bathroom mirror?? That’s crazy bro

[@bingbong5878]

@@barackobamaasmr8006 crying rn. i went to your channel and it’s not Obama role play asmr. this is a scam i say. a SCAM.

[@ratverence6767]

@@barackobamaasmr8006 what can I say, that comment transitioned me into mirror form.

[@sophieculleton2492]

theres nothing i love more than the captions turning "im pog as hell" into "im paul gazelle"

[@user-ce8ke6ds9j]

kurtis: aAHH danny: ...what happened? kurtis: ʲᵉˡˡʸᶠⁱˢʰ

[@stinkytoesandfeet7689]

jellyfish is written on his death certificate

[@illygarcia5442]

The amount of times Danny died made it go from baddie smp to saddie smp rip

[@irinman3225]

omg i watched this whole stream live and i did NOT realize kurtis actually had to use 88 GOLD INGOTS to get ender pearls like that's so many lmao what the hell

[@katc2040]

It would've been so much easier to just kill endermen😭😂😂

[@DaviniaHill]

Danny used 2.

[@amaahda]

@@DaviniaHill its because danny is dream, he has dream luck

[@corgio1260]

@@amaahda that’s a serious accusation

[@completlynormalhypernova666]

@@amaahda dude thats a secret

[@deadmeat3376]

A word of advice - You don't need to get close enough to kiss a creeper when you stab it, as much as you may want to.

[@obiwankenobi9141]

Creeper? I hardly know her!

[@slugjunction]

4:38 rip the queen she would’ve loved the stream

[@montanarose4622]

These videos really make me sit quietly without laughter for half a day 😌

[@ye1i]

us rn 😐😐😐

[@montanarose4622]

@@ye1i dang bestie that’s hilarious 😐😑

[@Donotmicrowavee]

Same 😐

[@lilycooper8612]

And put me in a quiet mood for a week 😐

[@gancanagh3570]

right 😐

[@occultistgilt]

me wondering why this looks familiar and then realizing i watched this stream

[@oki.k]

kurtis your stache looks great! :) im sad people are mean about it :(

[@natk9510]

Kurtis is one of the few people who can actually pull off not only a mullet, but a stache

[@junglejin3096]

Legit!!! I'm (hopefully) going on T soon and I really want a pedo stache and a mullet lmao

[@newylovesfilm]

@@junglejin3096 DAMN I FELT THAT, GET THAT PEDO STASHE BRO

[@junglejin3096]

@@newylovesfilm FUCK YESS THANK YOUYY

[@user-sg6ww7ts6n]

Jungle Jin fingers crossed for you, get that stache!!!!!!

[@trinielenam0314]

between this channel, danny’s channel, and watching both of their twitch streams, i get hella confused with what i have watched or not 🤷‍♂️

[@hannahhodgson695]

same honestly!

[@valeriegrey8328]

19:25 Kurtis: I’m pog as hell. The auto-captions: I’m Paul Gazelle.

[@jaswantgadjradj9397]

Captions really do be smart

[@stephanievojtek6505]

I wish they would revive this series

[@savannah9197]

0:32 Danny: Kurtis? Kurtis: **giggles** Hello

[@lol-sl4oj]

ahhhahaha idk why i love this so much

[@natashakobelsky6899]

kurtis is such a real one for ignoring the voice crack

[@iib.mp3]

Ngl if that was me I would’ve laughed😔

[@ocean4763]

It makes me sad when people body shame Kurtis and comment on his moustache and hair :( we have to be nice to him, it’s the law of kurtistown!!!

[@rosmit4434]

He looks great !

[@shae.2214]

Kurtis: makes a joke Danny: laughs Kurtis 👃💨

[@anyrija.]

people keep telling danny and kurt to get a dog and or cat, and like why. y'all know what happened to danny's cat and first horse. either the animals die or we're just paranoid about their safety all the time (like when everyone was telling danny that newspaper would drown, but he was like 'nooo, he's just swimming guys' and then he drowned in a later episode)

[@kkll1992]

#justicefornewspaper

[@elliswebster7041]

I thought this was about real life until “episode”

[@erintomatoes]

I love them referring to the ghasts as a jellyfish lmao its honestly more accurate. They just be big flying jellies

[@annelisec2998]

in this whole series, how has kurtis never said “nether, i hardly know her!”

[@allisonegroves]

add Neil breen to the baddie smp

[@letmetakeajormungandrattha8591]

PLEASE

[@ellasallie4865]

it’s too dangerous hed just break his laptop 😔

[@nicki___]

this video doesn't capture the amount of suffering and waiting Kurtis truly went through in the stream

[@scarasluts]

They deliver their jokes so plainly and boringly but theyre still so funny, that is some skill right there

[@spookyguy8099]

Dude I’m literally alone this is so sad epic fail moment

[@kcat420]

I'm here for you homie 🏳️‍🌈

[@spookyguy8099]

@@kcat420 thank you homie, you’re a real one

[@spookyguy8099]

@Austin Lee True, but I was trapped in a foggy void where no one could see or hear me. Luckily your comment reached through and pulled me out. Thanks for that, I was very lonely.

[@Amber-df2kx]

Ngl kurtis pogger is actually pretty poggers 😊

[@obiwankenobi9141]

Pogger? I hardly know her!

[@fangirldreamer748]

Hahahahahah! You are killing me right now! 😂🤣😂🤣 😃

[@neaveguest23]

I'm gonna be sad as frick when the bullying gets to Kurtis and he shaves the stache and gets a haircut :((

[@jas7687]

He said on his podcast that the more people make fun of his stache and mullet, the more he wants to keep it lmao so I don’t think he’ll cut it soon

[@neaveguest23]

@@jas7687 fuck yeah keeP UP THE BULLYING YO

[@uN-KEMPt]

9:30 Kurtis said what a Greg instead of Chad, what a Greg move

[@rottenteeth2623]

i took a GIANT swig of coffee JUST as they started the James Charles imitation and burst out laughing

[@catboynestormakhno2694]

Everytime kurtis dug down directly in the neather it gave me a mini heartattack

[@Jessica-eg7re]

the real ender pearls are the friends we made along the way

[@elisabethtwait4205]

Happy Pride Month Everybody! ❤🧡💛💚💙💜

[@froggiyena]

Happy pride month!! 💕

[@violetlighttarot]

19:27 kurtis: im pog as hell the captions: im paul gazelle

[@youngturtle1684]

Why is no one talking about how hilarious Danny sounded at 12:05

[@reaganhorton8570]

kurt has gotten so good!! i feel so proud rn 😭

[@seonghyeoncho6003]

4:24 HIS DOG IN THE BACKGROUND WOKE UP

[@loseeraleeert2444]

Yo wtf Nick?? You cut out Danny’s perilous bird attack story??? It’s like I don’t even recognize your editing anymore smh my head 😤😤😤

[@mariel7475]

ik this is a joke but he might wanted to have cut it out cus he reckoned that it would appear in danny's vid, since it was his story to tell. he didnt want viewers to watch something that they had seen in another video lol

[@mrunsaved611]

don’t think it’s edited by nick if you look at bottom of description

[@-desertpackrat]

I'd say you don't recognize it, since it's not Nick editing anymore XD they're still friends, he just wanted to work on other stuff.

[@lol-sl4oj]

@@mrunsaved611 yepp i dont think so bc at the end he told “jake” to edit the ingot count lol

[@slipperynoodles7432]

Kurtis I know this Is an old video but please do not shave the mustache you are the only straight cis man that can pull off a mustache and a mullet at the same time. We cannot lose this treasure

[@ndeez3894]

You should add this guy to the baddie smp his name is Danny gonzales

[@emilydrake9379]

Yeah I love Kurtis and Drew playing together but I think Danny would be fun

[@ndeez3894]

@@emilydrake9379 yeah agreed

[@ye1i]

the lag makes his screams more funny at 12:09

[@Kys_punky]

Good job, king. Have a nature valley oat bar.

[@halimahussain3635]

Kurtis finally did it well done Kurtis us citizens are proud 👏

[@Stereo6400]

Laura: are… are you giving me the silent treatment? Danny: ᴺᵒ ᴵ ʲᵘˢᵗ ʰᵉᵃʳᵈ ᵃ ʲᵒᵏᵉ

[@madmansami]

all the james charles talk did not age well

[@ashbakke33569]

i was about to say😭

[@bugsbunny6755]

I love how they react to each other dying "oh no" 6:41 12:16

[@rainbowvomit7691]

I’ve been off my meds for a week and today i just slept and cried because i feel so totally shit. Less than 30 s in i’m smiling... Thank you Baddie smp 🙏💕

[@ash_phoenix3282]

I’m rewatching this saga and stumbled upon this comment, but I hope you’re feeling better now both physically and mentally.

[@bow_and_aero1210]

Sad this wasnt up in time for my T shot, but I'm still excited to watch it!

[@xandermin]

hell yeah t gang! 🏳️‍⚧️

[@storey662]

Is that your shot of testosterone? I’m confused.

[@jaydensmith3783]

im only 13 but i can’t wait to start t

[@TheCoolguy_Jim]

Congrats from a fellow trans person! 🏳️‍⚧️

[@Mothkid_]

YOOO- I'm waiting to be older to get my T!!!

[@vhs3760]

maybe kurtis modded his game to get even worse trade odds lmao we call this a reverse dream

[@earthdimensionm1643]

6:56 the best way anyone has ever said “paprika” ever

[@charlotterose8420]

In the beginning it looks like Neil is telepathically communicating with us but he’s using Danny’s voice

[@cvpvoot4674]

A petition to keep kurtis mustache alive until he’s 80

[@ravenblue]

Seeing Neil Breens face will forever make me giggle aloud

[@miamoore8830]

“yea I think that’s that’s fine i think that’s what i learned as well i think that’s i think that’s fine i think what i also learned was diamonds are everywhere and you only gotta lad i learned i didn’t learn anything.”

[@monketree5488]

real homies watch the same video but from two POVs

[@emilymondragon8948]

7:48 you know they true bros when they have each other's back like this

[@obiwankenobi9141]

Other? I hardly know her.

[@ottotalkscomics]

0:28 why did that legitimately scare me

[@carolinagimenez5229]

Did you guys know you can purchase the ender pearls from a cleric villager?

[@obiwankenobi9141]

Ender? I hardly know her!

[@malinis1329]

i was literally so proud in the stream, can't wait to watch the battle with the ender dragon

[@missinchoate]

I guess the saga of Kurtis complaining about Twitch has ended 😂

[@neussd8752]

the queen of england donation aged poorly

[@oliviab26]

petition for kurt to grow out the ‘stache so he has mouth bangs

[@marenbrown967]

0:29 OMFG THAT SCARED ME SO BAD LMAO

[@pri-kj2dr]

who needs 13 reasons when there's plenty reasons to enjoy baddie smp ✋🏽😼

[@sachmassare3538]

Guys i must beg you to please watch Danny's POV just because his scream at 5:50 is just so much funnier there. but finish this vid first tho- ya know. Don't be rude.

[@gr4v3yardsh1ft]

this is probably my favourite video on the internet-apart from that james charles video 😩‼️

[@ndeez3894]

Drew on the crew Add him to the smp Now

[@finnyboy6193]

Kurtis reclaiming the look every racist in my area has lmao

[@xXxRebeccaRawrxXx]

LOOOL leave him alone :(

[@carolewis5189]

loving how the chat really didnt get the james charles bit

[@noellethomas2589]

yeah they didn't get the absolutely hysterical joke where Kurtis pretended a child abuser was his favorite youtuber

[@carolewis5189]

@@noellethomas2589 i know it’s crazy!!

[@ariesaf3895]

i wanna see kurtis with a manbun, thank you very much

[@aliahduiker4911]

If Kurtis changes his hair because of idiots I will be so sadddd.

[@gr4v3yardsh1ft]

I CANT BREATHE 5:40

[@dionemartins0212]

Me: *Brushing my teeth* Danny: Yeah you know how like, uhm... I guess I can't literally like, think of any examples where you've made me do that. Me: *Spits all the water in my mouth*

[@kolb1e]

fetty wap “yAaaAH baby” for danny’s sound board

[@qwbw]

I'm crying at their James Charles impression lmao

[@elibrooks1662]

danny needs the doja cat "yuh"

[@gabrielgryhon4219]

I love that drew is playing with kurtis

[@mahnoorshade7575]

THIS SMP GIVES ME LIFE

[@damestamp]

Danny saying “phew” but like the literal word

[@lucygh6700]

kurtis is a real pro minecraft gamer

[@obiwankenobi9141]

Gamer? I hardly know her!

[@kennedyvanover]

i was mainly focuses on kiwi in the background

[@murrenkelly3866]

My FAVORITE bois to entertain me while I workout

[@harlanimation]

Living for these videos honestly. This one gave me some great material for my next animated 👀

[@abbiev7561]

petition to make “im paul gazelle” the new “im radio rebel” on the next stream

[@b.east42]

Gets scared about the surprise creeper in the house because they left the door open Proceeds to leave door open😂😂

[@formerchampion1442]

Dream blunt rotation: - Neil DeGrasse Tyson

[@mark-vi6kd]

kurtis: “AHHHH” kiwi: “shut the hell up”

[@だとゆい]

I like the stache as well pretty pog

[@emilytoogood3081]

I keep replaying 0:28 and I’ve never laughed harder in my life

[@haz1004]

when danny said he sits quietly for hours when sth's funny i genuinely was about to choke on my nutella puff n die goodness..... loveyall

[@scragcowski]

I zoned out and then Kurtis called James Charles his unproblematic king i- sir???

[@Coraline-jonesyy]

Did I watch Danny’s yt video of this stream? Yes. Am I also watching this one with just as much enthusiasm? Yes.

[@puddlesluv]

the fact that i’ve been watching and i havent been subscribed is a crime. i have now subscribed forgive me