The Ultimate Commentary Video (w/ Kurtis Conner and Danny Gonzalez)

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[@eleniparapoura1706]

Umm Kurtis, where's our (extra) greeting? :(

[@itsdemi8105]

No earrape clap 0/5 stars

[@shiny5068]

It’s just for when we visit kurtistown, not for when he visits our house

[@cerebratt2752]

Tennis Steve beautifully said 🙏

[@saram9553]

technically his and danny’s were extra greeting

[@teetheatersanonymous]

"Danny, I saw the trailer and knew you'd like it." *insert gay bee porn trailer* drew, what are you implying?

[@lucygannon5881]

moth man exactly

[@oldico5597]

I mean - Danny said he's the bi-expert.

[@tozmarauders4187]

@@oldico5597 bee-sexual

[@polarizeddisguise]

dannys the bee master

[@XXX-hc9cd]

Insert bee movie

[@halfwayhappy]

Drew’s hair:🌲 Kutris’s hair: 🍜 Danny’s hair: 🌊

[@lu-__-]

hehe kutris

[@rorzoi]

kutris 💞

[@halfwayhappy]

Sorry I use text to speech because of my dyslexia it must have misheard me

[@lu-__-]

@halfwayhappy no need to apologise haha i just found it funny because in my language "cutre" means "poorly done" so "cutris" sounds like an endearing way of saying that to someone

[@halfwayhappy]

@@lu-__- omg that’s funny. What language do you speak. Right now I’m learning Hungarian and Japanese

[@DiscipleGames]

The funniest thing about this movie is the 6'1" thing... not only is that a totally normal height (every high school basketball team I've seen will have several taller Tall Girls, and college even more so), but AVA MICHELLE IS 6 FOOT 2 INCHES TALL. They made a movie about a girl so "absurdly tall" that it affects every aspect of her life, got a realistically tall actress to play the lead, and said "No, that's too tall for Tall Girl"

[@placeholderdoe]

I’m pretty sure all tall girl did was make people feel uncomfortable about their height

[@alilordoftheskies5079]

@@placeholderdoe I don't even think it made people insecure, just uncomfortable like you said.

[@calowenby1654]

That makes me think of the Antichrist Willem Dafoe penis story.

[@Kaido711]

It’s funny bc there is something to be said about how being perceived as tall or broad for a girl can manifest in insecurity, or have a negative stigma, but u really cheapen the potential for a good story by overstating and cartoonifying the issue lol. It’s like having a movie called “Scrawny Boy,” “Flat-Chested Girl” or “Curvy Boy” lmao.

[@blokvader8283]

​@@Kaido711Yeah, I'm the same height as the actress, and while definitely for men like me it's seen as desireable, but literally millions of people like and prefer tall women. Also, idk about you but Curvy Boy sounds hot af, I'd love that

[@sephin5539]

As a blonde, 6’1 female senior in high school, I will be suing Tall Girl for identity theft.

[@AnnMarcelino]

Identity theft is not a joke, Jim

[@lydlydlyd4709]

Ana Marcelino you beat me to it

[@je7450]

How can you be a Tall Girl when your name is Little Man

[@yooseul__]

J E Tru you have a point

[@papyrusthegreat457]

But ur photo is brown hair...

[@pascal9394]

I love how they all comment on how “christ me dance”, “dad me dance”, and “mom me dance” make no sense but then no one says anything about how it apparently actually stands for “cancer me dance”

[@cjmyoyo]

Pascal I was trying to figure out what it stands for. But yeah cancer me dance makes the most sense.

[@rebecamartinez1053]

I have no idea what's going on wut

[@ch-mn8tz]

Isn't it like.. Actually.. "see"..?

[@pascal9394]

Lajos Csenge yeah but I thought it was probably like a double meaning, like you pronounce it as “see” but it also stands for cancer or smth, just seemed the most likely to me since the mc has cancer and it seemed like they were trying to be clever lol

[@lotus-sc3wh]

I honestly thought it was like C (see) me dance...

[@shreddie222]

these guys are like.... the same person but they glitched at birth and just accidentally got reincarnated into three different bodies

[@obiwankenobi9141]

Confirmed: what happened

[@ollie.1564]

And the curly hair genes got a little missed up but otherwise same person

[@HeartsfromHarps]

@@ollie.1564yeah kurtis got most of them and danny got the rest.. drew got none

[@Atlassucks]

The way Drew says “nooo it’s NOT a- its not porn” 12:23 is my absolute favorite and now I say things with that same inflection all the time

[@MILOEBA]

i picked up the motion he does w his arms there😭

[@RetroIsaac]

Fallowed by "You like it though, right?"

[@JakeTakesTheCakes]

Tall Girl should've been called Short Boy because that dude looked like a foot shorter than her. A man who's 5'1" is probably going to get made fun of more than a girl who's 6'1"

[@raimarulightning]

Exactly. That dude must get dunked on every day. Because he's short and plays poor defense.

[@JakeTakesTheCakes]

@@raimarulightning And because he's afraid of basketballs. It's a very interesting story

[@talic-os5899]

My dad is 5'3" and... He is fine, I don't think people really make fun of height? It is not as if people are not like "oh shit, you are so short" to him, but... It's fine. Honestly, tho, even the tall girl movie was more her feeling bad than people actually making fun of her xD

[@specialjuan]

They should've called it small tables

[@user-og7qq5zy8p]

he's 5'7, he's like an inch under average and she's like 5 inches over it

[@trufflepuff3421]

The Christian dance movie should have been called the devils tango...I’m just saying

[@dudephillips]

“You ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?”

[@gollygeewillikers]

that’s what i thought!

[@olive5260]

Or the Devil’s Disco ;)))

[@NatalieLovesxo]

That title should be saved for a better film

[@antuanlemon484]

This gives (some) Christian movies a bad rap

[@numburger]

I love the thumbnail. Danny and Drew are both reacting appropriately to the weird content they're commentating on meanwhile Kurtis is just... sitting there staring blankly into the camera with a milktoast smile

[@EeyoreStan]

this comment made me go back and look at the thumbnail of this video and it literally made me bust out laughing at Kurtis’ ears they look so goofy to me lmao

[@LaikasFriend]

obsessed with this comment, what does milktoast smile mean?

[@No-uf8xp]

Milktoast is my favorite descriptor I’ve ever seen holy shit

[@numburger]

@@LaikasFriend Milktoast refers to something that's bland so I'm calling good ol Kurt boy's smile bland. It's just so neutral and unwavering

[@numburger]

@@No-uf8xp Same, but it's been one of those words that once I learn it I try to wedge it into every sentence possible but the hype kinda disapates after a while. I need to bring it back into my vocab lmao

[@natalyarones9138]

After extensive research, the gay porn bee movie is called “1313: Giant Killer Bees” and it seems to be apart of a film series. You are welcome

[@MamaMekoSL]

I've watched it and it legit has multiple 15 minute scenes of men rubbing themselves

[@starvingbabsi-nx3bc]

Thank uuuuu 🩷

[@adriannamachik4678]

you all have the exact same tone of voice im scared

[@janerain13]

its the voice of mr millennial white man

[@kigaeres]

In the end they're all the same person.

[@emsim3081]

Dead

[@KhayJayArt]

@@janerain13 damn why you gotta do them like that? 😂

[@janerain13]

@@KhayJayArt i had to do it to em

[@sofiiivvv]

no one show jenna marbles the tall girl film

[@maryhannah6115]

quinn leigh I laughed out loud

[@brendagarcia8167]

will u explain this to me lol

[@sofiiivvv]

Brenna Nunyabidness watch Jenna’s video ‘I wanna be tall’

[@darcey6392]

And Noel Miller, he's always wanted an Amazonian to love

[@jk8352]

Good

[@NightOfTheRevolution]

Drew: *Plays the trailer for a gay porn movie for Danny* Drew: Oh yeah, I think I know my friends :)

[@soupytime4541]

10:58 I think they just gaslit Danny into loving bees

[@TrulyGreggington]

Yes lol

[@lertox00]

These boys: “we are not the same person” Also these boys: [talking in unison with no script]

[@invisibleghost3820]

They are all a singular hivemind

[@weirdlyghostly1814]

@@invisibleghost3820 mooo

[@weirdlyghostly1814]

moo

[@Me-jc1er]

super weirdo why moo?

[@weirdlyghostly1814]

@@Me-jc1er MOOO

[@birdsrneat]

When she asked him, "cloth or disposable diapers?" I thought she had chronic diarrhea.

[@sm3llyb3cky52]

Boogie Booty lol 😂

[@luthermorrisjr1657]

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[@user-ym5uu7fr9e]

@@luthermorrisjr1657 ok 😻

[@Chloe-mj1rx]

If I'm poopin I'm loopin -From a DJ with chronic diarrhea

[@elzikon5631]

That girl also played Lexi on Ant Farm lmao

[@GhostxSara]

In German "Tall Girl" is called "Wie Jodi über sich hinauswuchs", which literally translates to "how Jodi outgrew herself"

[@brunacandida4232]

The Brazilian title is like "high standard crush". It work in our language

[@oliviageorge3008]

i love how the most replayed part was when kurtis and danny were trying to avoid the fact that they were "kissing"

[@TrulyGreggington]

Lol 😂

[@13thRebellion]

When Drew and Danny hug each other during the christian trailer and Kurtis gets left out... I felt that

[@FallenDivaLabRat]

We Are Two Different People and Kurtis

[@MeandMonkeyLP]

Im literally Curtis without the Sadboi style/looks :(

[@entername1665]

Thing *the Bible* Thing #2 *that says the bibble* Thing *YOU DARE QUESTION THE WORD OF THE LORD*

[@luxuscarnage4828]

They fought over him in another video so it evens out a bit.

[@catsplat1272]

4:06

[@rubydarling7564]

They should make a parody of tall girl called "short kings"

[@heliodorable4612]

and get cody ko and noel miller for it

[@derangedyarn6544]

Short boi

[@Kyoung-Ji]

That’s already a song

[@gr4ys0n]

“ Tiny Man “ - Starring Frank Ireo ( sorry my emo is showing )

[@gr4ys0n]

Ragnarok Loki is Best Loki WAIT YOU UNDERSTAND THAT REFERENCE

[@kiralonely1307]

5:23 everytime they punch, when they join each other, it's in sync, their friendship is so strong they PUNCH AT AIR IN SYNC

[@TrulyGreggington]

It’s so cool!

[@kenthefele113]

That “C Me Dance” trailer got me off guard. Holy shit, that’s hilarious. When the Dad said she pissed off the Devil I didn’t think he meant it literally.

[@cheekybananaboy3361]

why didn't you include the 3 hours of kissing i'm unsubscribing

[@zora6131]

different site

[@guy6846]

ew

[@chickenalpaca0332]

@@guy6846 your username tells us all we need to know about you

[@irrelevantFJS]

I know, seriously!

[@justinvincent1691]

1k liker

[@laxadaisical]

They look like the freaking powerpuff girls

[@AnnoyingAsianWitch]

Kurtis is an obvious Buttercup.

[@kat0ray]

They fit their colors too

[@sitiaqmarinazahrah3023]

Omg

[@nealaxr1898]

some one needs to draw this!

[@cara_carambola]

Holy shit

[@livilydiddily]

“what’s up greg” “what’s up greg” “hey greg” “that’s danny’s thing” “that’s my thing 😡”

[@Finn-bx7up]

The fact that they act everything out in sync is almost funnier than the actual jokes 💀

[@PossiblyAlena]

Plot twist: the reason people always make fun of her is because she brings her own preschool sized furniture with her everywhere she goes and refuses to use normal tables and chairs. She also exclusively walks around on stilts, even if she wakes up in the middle of the night to pee she has to either put on the stills to walk to the bathroom or she just rolls.

[@booklovingpoet5942]

😂😂😂😂

[@sydneywebb5633]

I’m 13 and 5 10 and I can verify all y’all girls do this

[@kokomollyroseheart5999]

Syd I’m also 13 but I’m 4’11 ._.

[@portxr]

KokoMolly Roseheart no offense but nobody asked lol

[@stefcoll2972]

Literally all the characters were like 5’5 and under, made her look like a 3 story building moving through the hallway (yes, I watched the movie, yes it was very cringe)

[@shannonhelgers6469]

New born baby: Me: So you're the new guy huh?

[@carlybarker6180]

nurse, holding up my newborn baby: he’s beautiful! me, crossing my arms and eying baby suspiciously: so you’re the new guy huh?

[@i95mgc]

i gave you 1k likes 🙈

[@innocentguy9639]

シ Sᴛᴀʀʀʏ Nɪɢʜᴛs シ you have 1000 accounts?

[@i95mgc]

Yo DaD yea 👀😳

[@dumbledorf5029]

@@i95mgc oh

[@sewerdweller9479]

These three should start a podcast and the whole time the listeners will just be trying to figure out who is talking

[@z0331_]

Drew tryna look at Danny and Kurtis both at the same time equally is hilarious

[@bauerroberts5873]

You’ve heard of tall girl. Now get ready for short boy. The story of a boy who can’t get a date for homecoming becauseeeeee.................he’s short and no one wants to date him. Until he meets a transfer student from France. And she’s equally short.

[@totagarboua8540]

Bauer Roberts naaaah she Filipino

[@bauerroberts5873]

Tota Garboua oh yeah definitely

[@capylost]

but then he ends up dsting his really tall best friend bc he likes him and is awfully stalkerish and possessive 😻

[@Scholarlyscum]

If you see the end of the movie it’s kind of about a short boy

[@greg4275]

And his height? 5 ft 8

[@lucasbrunoz]

The three of them are 25 years old but somehow they all look different ages

[@pinkyfruitasmr]

LucasArg Danny looks eighteen, Danny looks 25, and Danny looks 32

[@carolanne2168]

Naija Berry hahahahaha

[@lucasbrunoz]

@Mr Temporal I see what you did there

[@haleybell3292]

I think it’s a requirement for all guys in the youtube commentary community to simultaneously look like a 30 year old dad and 12 year old boy with the exception of noel and kurtis who perpetually look 16-18 years old.

[@kaylarenee1999]

That one on the right does not look 25

[@gaslightgatekeepgirlboss222]

9:56 wtf is danny doing lmao

[@owowhatsbliss]

Mimicking what Neil does in the scene they just watched, looking back and forth wide-eyed

[@portorolla4157]

bro went 🤨🤨🤨

[@lays5277]

Drugs

[@lays5277]

This is a joke

[@thatsabummerdude]

8:38 Pause and turn your brightness up

[@GA_131]

Holy shit, that is horrifying

[@taratih]

Dude who is that

[@myra4215]

Woah

[@salem-01]

Holy

[@littleasshole]

@@taratih me.

[@dantesdiscoinfernolol]

Well, I got my "What's up Greg" and my "hey guy", but where's my extra greeting? :(

[@dragonbullets2763]

Well there where 2 greetings already , the what's up Greg and the hey guy . They are extra greetings

[@librasnaturalhabitat]

only one person greeted you, drew just tried to edit in someone else but they’re clearly controlled by one person

[@henriettuh4976]

Nate Fliehman Death it is.

[@clarissabeatriz1019]

They're bullying Kurtis 😭

[@aurora2061]

omg i read dante's disco inferno in 7th grade it was so good. my favorite part was when dante met the devil in that ice thing and they had a disco party

[@yorpslorg8933]

The guy in tall girl asks her to homecoming but freaks out when she stands up. Did he ask a complete stranger in a library to homecoming? From the way the movie portrays it, everyone knows she is tall, so is he also completely new to the school? Huh?

[@ansruta8629]

Props to you for trying to make sense in the movie.

[@chugchug72]

I literally didn’t even realize this but the movie still doesn’t make sense like WHY IS BEING TALL FREAKISH?! When I was in middle school, being tall was the best thing in the world, it was so hot apparently.

[@user-gf3fc9qv2d]

@@chugchug72 Yes, being taller than all your friends is actually pretty awesome because you can taunt your friends even if they’re average height :)

[@Merpsicles]

@@chugchug72 It's because she's a girl. Guys are typically put off by girls that are their height or taller. It hasn't really been a big deal as of recent that I've heard of since they've been more accepting, but maybe this movie doesn't really understand that.

[@Juice-vn7ui]

@@Merpsicles My school had this girl in 5th grade who was taller than almost every teacher, and damn she flexed on us with her height

[@magickitten123]

8:45 I can't wait until they make "Programmable Virtual Reality, the Crimson Version"

[@NyanCatzzz]

I love you

[@Theofania_]

I love yu

[@AllietheFangirl1823]

7:50 “Congratulations! You have a healthy baby monkey :)”

[@INVINCIBLE840]

so no extra greeting? *throws the phone and breaks skateboard*

[@nuggetbucket1864]

HAHAHA

[@mehnbleh5716]

Your pfp is amazing also teehee

[@saltylemon8203]

Love the pfp

[@thomasschroeder98]

Nice pfp

[@lead_tv]

I cant tell what your pfp is

[@donnnnatell0]

they’re all the same person just in different fonts

[@Equa11ysurl]

_Danny_ *Danny* Danny

[@Subpar1224]

The important question is who is comic sans

[@Iron678Maiden]

subpar 1224 I think drew is comic sans

[@oikawaishot5604]

yes,tsukki is hot.

[@thesleepydot]

chloe thats the funniest way of putting it

[@loosegoosewithacaboose]

“neil breen for you, gay porn bee movie for you- i think i know my friends!”

[@pyramidhead6998]

That bee movie is actually part of a softcore gay pron series called "1313". So yeah, Drew actually picked out a (kinda) gay pron for Danny. Not that there's anything wrong with it.

[@nudelsoppa832]

…. Why do you know this

[@jeanettelori1439]

@@nudelsoppa832 maybe he watches pay gorn idk

[@WhatIsItAboutThem]

Idk why everyone points out Kurtis haha He is perfectly fine. Radiating his own energy. I honestly didn't see him as a 3rd wheel.

[@olivermoth]

yeah man i really don’t get it. they seem like a perfectly fine group of good friends that flow really well together. didn’t sense any awkwardness/tension or exclusion

[@emilyb.8219]

Because some people (especially kids) like to dramatize anything and everything. It's annoying.

[@sunder530]

For me it was because this was the first time I’d ever watched a vid with kurtis in it. Then I watched a few of his vids and I totally agree

[@bangyonggukisgod1773]

Same tbh

[@bug6235]

Spinelli yeah he seemed more comfortable in this video too

[@amberc6403]

kurtis conner in his own videos: BAD BOY kurtis conner in danny and drew’s videos; BABY BOY

[@Mizu-AM]

he's such an innocent bean here

[@pissapocalypse]

It's so cute when he's just kind of sitting there and giggling at the other guys' jokes

[@phoenixc8328]

kurtis is always baby boy

[@imacupcake]

sorry to say this but kurtis radiates big third wheel energy

[@phoenixc8328]

@@imacupcake but he doesnt

[@CassTeaElle]

I'm at work and I was bent over cleaning something and tried to stand up right when Danny yelled "WHAT DO YOU KNOW OF HELL??" @6:25 and fell over laughing 😂

[@Cninder]

you guys dont even know, i just graduated grade 8 and im a 6 foot 1 girl, people threw tomatoes at me every day, the teacher actually scheduled a period to throw tomatoes at me, i hate tomato sauce now and im italian help

[@sev5786]

I half-watched/half-listened while doing the dishes and I have no idea which one is talking. You're all the same human

[@whitenoise3447]

theyre the same person if you watch it too lol

[@timdegraw1784]

That's insane. They sound literally nothing alike. Drew is nasally, Kurtis speaks more slowly than the other two, and Danny sounds JUST like Danny Gonzalez (from KZbin).

[@mawrth8868]

Tim DeGraw i think danny sounds more like danny gonzalez (from vine)

[@melaniecarrillo8938]

Dude I’m also doing the dishes while watching this

[@Liam-Swann]

I cant do the dishes unless im watching something

[@TheVorran]

"Hey boss bad news, Goobie was a flop." "Oh hell, well how much did we make back?" "About 3.2" "3.2 million? Yeah that's only about half the budget we made back, damn." "Boss I don't know how to tell you this."

[@althealligator1467]

It's crazy when you realize only a few hundred people went to see this film.

[@mixall1640]

Underrated comment😂 but yeah that's sad

[@nicodellrandom1881]

@@althealligator1467 explain

[@althealligator1467]

@@nicodellrandom1881 It only made 3000 dollars at the box office. The average movie ticket would have been like 8 bucks, so not even 500 people went to see this film. And it had a budget of 6 000 000 bucks.

[@subekennedy9554]

@@althealligator1467 your a smartie pants, Al🙂

[@gabrielladavidson2938]

Listen....I'm the shortest person in my family. And I'm a 5'9" woman. My sister is 6'1", my mom is 5'11" and like aside from goofy jokes about basketball or whatever no one has ever been that weird. My sister and I have definitely had guys be weirdos about how tall we are (one ex told me it was "emasculating") but none of us were every ostracized for it????? Like wtf

[@charlieisacastle]

im 5'10" and sapphic and whenever i see a girl taller than me im like AAAAAAAAAAAA PRETTYYYYYYYYYYYYYY MARRY MEEEEEE. idk why some guys see it as a bad thing. i love tall women so much

[@holyassbutts]

Him being the one who's pregnant doesn't solve anything! The problem is that their in high school and too young to have a baby, isn't it? Whether it comes out of her or comes out of him, they're still having a baby. Nothing has been solved here 🤷‍♂️

[@lamibonxd]

they could abort the baby

[@TrulyGreggington]

I think that the reason was because it would be obvious if the girl was pregnant because it’s pretty recognizable when you see a girl with only stomach chub. I think they swapped because if the guy was pregnant, it’s not as noticeable??

[@aurorajenkins444]

as a “tall girl” i can confirm that yes, most people that call me are pretending to be a Swedish exchange student asking me to homecoming at all times of the year. and i fall for it every time.

[@Bianca-iz5wk]

Me too

[@ivyuniverse1469]

Omg same

[@tianna6933]

same :( im too tall.... 5 feet.....

[@mollyseidlitz6002]

Aurora Jenkins why a swedish exchange student though?

[@sleepykoinu]

Ha! When will you learn you're just the tall girl?

[@DisappointingPorn]

Why does the devil look like a he’s had several reconstructive facial surgeries and has several scheduled for next month?

[@RozyPoyo]

Well, you have to find a way to disguise the horns

[@chaoticevil1578]

I'm laughing so hard I think I got abs

[@liquidalumina7141]

What do you know about hell?!

[@Littlefa3]

He has to make himself look like a dove

[@whatab1613]

DisappointingPorn he kinda reminds me of the “you like making a deal with the devil?” Guy😳

[@calledmedarling]

Danny and Drew doing the exact same thing at 6:56 isn't helping their 'we're two different people' campaign

[@smilygriffin1144]

16:05 "This whole movie" sounds like "the tall movie", so that's probably why everyone suggested watching tall girl

[@janerain13]

the tall girl thing is such a lie, every lesbian and basketball team would rush to get her

[@fredarok579]

Don’t be silly, LGBT folk don’t exist in bad high school fiction.

[@stardoogalaxie9314]

_RIGHT????!_

[@BelleFlower15]

I heard about a guy who would only date girls over 6 feet tall because he wanted his kids to play basketball. :|

[@sanattia]

me, seeing a tall girl: 😍😍TOP ME TOP ME TOP ME😍😍 this trailer was really awkward for me to watch xdd

[@robertdeforest9682]

Demi Chaos What’s kind of game does a Lesbian Team play?

[@meghapethari7288]

This video is just Kurtis trying to adapt to environment of his foster parents

[@filippa2081]

this comment is very accurate

[@runarigus]

His *what-*

[@Afamiliarvoicespeaks]

foster? he sounds and looks exactly like drew 😭

[@capylost]

*dad

[@joeyg7520]

Parent*

[@creeperinvasion6885]

“For every childhood there is one time, one adventure, one friend, that makes it all come true.’’ What the actual hell does that even mean

[@katuskibakugou8783]

8:16 MPreg the Movie

[@eden-wu3gl]

never noticed how many tattoos Kurtis had until he was sitting next to Drew and Danny's bare arms lmao

[@amandaf7214]

i TRUE OMGGG

[@missmadmagpie]

Their arms are nakey

[@cutleynurotic]

@@mayathedreamgirl1357 Same

[@mayathedreamgirl1357]

@@cutleynurotic Thought I was the only one.

[@cutleynurotic]

@@mayathedreamgirl1357 I actually got that ad watching one of Kurtis's video xD

[@StickItToTheMan120]

if you close your eyes, it sounds like they’re one person talking to themself

[@Kai-qv5yb]

holy shit you're right

[@angelbait5]

~this comment wins~

[@EvilKillerify]

They're all basically the same person

[@osmankoro1892]

@@Kai-qv5yb 677lu0opyp0phppy

[@g33xzi11a]

Aren’t they?

[@erina2600]

NOOO NOT KURTIS REACHING OUT FOR A HUG ANd then BEING IGNORED

[@crispykalechips]

The brother energy this trio has is delightful

[@momdoesasmr6891]

I just picture Cody Ko being a supportive dad supervising behind the camera.

[@mintyjo5372]

*grandpa

[@jasmine-eq3so]

i just pictured him behind the camera like the mom from mean girls

[@beafraid2951]

@@jasmine-eq3so yes

[@tngik_8625]

And noel cheers them one while holding the mic above them😂😂

[@morganc25]

What a beautiful image you have given me.....thank you

[@avaadore3362]

Kurtis= an introvert hanging out with a bunch of extroverts lol

[@morganc25]

Aren’t we all...

[@bridgetc5557]

😑

[@alex-tf7rl]

Me when I hang out with friends

[@nona7163]

@@morganc25 no

[@hamsterfan999]

Ahror an introvert is not somebody who doesn’t like talking/doesn’t talk much.. introverts just get tired w social interaction. If a person sucks at social interaction it isn’t bc they’re an introvert, it’s bc they suck at social interaction. - an outgoing introvert

[@LittleBitVic]

I'm a 5'8" girl. A little taller than average, but nothing to write home about, right? Except my surname is "Little". 16 years of uncreative bullying. For 3 extra inches above average. It's not even the bullying that bothered me -- it never hurt or ostracized me. It was just the same. Sentence. Every. Day. "Victoria 'Little'? You should be Victoria 'Tall'!" That's where these writers screwed up. Everyone inexplicably freaking out over a simple 6'1" when all they had to do was give her a diminutive surname.

[@ssunsspott5170]

So, Robert Wadlow (the Alton Giant), who was 8ft 11in./2.72m suffered plenty of medical problems. He had hypertrophy, he had very little feeling in his legs, had an autoimmune disorder, and had to wear braces for his legs. Robert Wadlow also was like 439lb/199kg. He passed away at 22yrs old after a faulty leg brace irritated his skin and gave him an infection. Basically, either the Tall Girl movie should screw off with the over-exaggerated height shots, or make it abundantly clear just how hard it would be to be that tall.

[@sarche696]

Why does this one youtuber have so many voices, it's making my head hurt.

[@littleleah335]

Panda 😂😂

[@shiny5068]

Panda SHUT UP THEY ARE TWO DIFFERENT PEOPLE OKAY?!?

[@daydreams7904]

Tennis Steve - no Pandas right. It’s the same person??

[@non-corporealentity67]

It’s MAGIC!!!!

[@aboredhumann]

Yea, it's very annoying

[@PrincessPetch24]

I’m sorry, but where’s my extra greeting Kurtis?

[@dazedcitrine]

Oh this is Danny's channel

[@timdegraw1784]

Yeah, why the fuck did I subscribe? It got me nothing...

[@yuhgetintoit3190]

Werido Potatoe I'm subscribed to this one too, where the fuck is my EXTRA GREETING?!

[@ryanstout110]

I got you if your new here what’s up how’s it going how you doin how’s your day?.

[@landonvincent7974]

@@dazedcitrine Danny's channel looks an awful lot like Drew's 🤔

[@TheMaskedHero]

Tall Girl should have been called Weathering Heights.

[@bunnyfrosting1744]

This made me laugh out loud you’re so right

[@broadex9080]

When Danny says"chirst me dance" that makes me laugh everytime.

[@awizard9835]

They're so in sync it's almost scary I'm beginning to think they're _all_ the same person 😎

[@Me-jc1er]

alyssa We are three different people tour time!

[@RozyPoyo]

@@Me-jc1er and they have a guest star.

[@appleaffl1928]

@@RozyPoyo who looks like the same person as the other three people

[@suicidalpickle5283]

Conspiracy

[@thelocalwizard3268]

alyssa Danny, Danny 2, and Edgy Danny

[@julietawapetona6954]

The only way I can distinguish in which channel I am is by looking who’s sitting on the middle

[@derangedyarn6544]

Oh. My. Dionysus.

[@ohno7432]

Oh fr? What about the videos with just 2 of them

[@derangedyarn6544]

@@ohno7432 you suffer

[@julietawapetona6954]

@@ohno7432 still the guy in the middle is the owner of the channel........ o_o *SUSPENSE MUSIC*

[@yuki97kira]

Yeah Danny is in the middle

[@lays5277]

BRO I'M ACTUALLY DYING HOW DID THE BEE MOVIE TRAILER GET APPROVED HE'S LITERALLY FONDLING HIS NIPPLES IN THAT ONE SCENE

[@maxwasthere]

RIP Robbie Coltrane (voice of Gooby) 😢💔

[@caromelette]

kurtis looks like a fresh faced baby boy with his parents and i'm here for it

[@ink.9]

fr tho we're all here for it

[@brittanyr9471]

Now I feel awkward for thinking he's attractive

[@breadf5399]

but wait if kurtis and danny were kissing while danny was away for 3 hours...

[@ink.9]

@@breadf5399 sweet home Alabama

[@breadf5399]

@@ink.9 👀

[@natalie7397]

i am upset that i didnt get all 3 of your intros

[@eliaphillipus4245]

natalie c really

[@Tw0Dots]

That would’ve blew the roof

[@leeannelol6970]

at the same time.

[@vqrastoycheva5114]

What do you know of hell

[@lucky-charms7605]

Especially Kurtis' extra greeting.

[@LizBizBean]

Them gaslighting Danny into thinking he likes bees XD

[@shreyaesthergupta6273]

GUYS. its time for yall to do this in a three part series on your channels again this year. Please. Okay. Bye.

[@tinystank]

I’m sorry, but I can’t help but notice that not only did I not get an extra greeting, I didn’t get a *F O L K S* either

[@jenniemeal]

F O L K S 👏

[@urmyspacegf]

I LIKE UR PFP

[@allisonflores9075]

I wish I could like this comment more than once.

[@basiliskgenesis]

he’s just nervous

[@alizaaa]

WE GOT 3 GREETINGS

[@anaidarodrigues8509]

My last three brain cells finally coming together to form an intelligent thought.

[@alexandrahenderson4368]

Anaida Rodrigues *two

[@grapejuiceguru]

And that thought... is gooby

[@Lthies20]

9:13 is the embodiement of this

[@ffletch]

Thanks for making me actually laugh out loud

[@maryloubisou]

But then they're just continuously imitating each other throughout 😂

[@elliel4736]

I love how one person will start making a joke and then the other two follow suit, but just a split second behind.

[@gioh1293]

I love when they all get so excited and speak in unison. It’s like they’re cartoon sidekicks

[@erloser6942]

Are we just not gonna talk about the fact that the “experiment” in the trailer with the pregnant girl was Sinjin from Victorious?

[@funisfun9531]

I just noticed that! Woah!

[@kirstenlolling2388]

I was going to mention that, however you beat me to it

[@Noname-ut7sh]

Also the girl is paisley from ant farm

[@clairefazel8470]

@@Noname-ut7sh Paisley?

[@giulia__4523]

IKR

[@jedimanx2329]

The devil really out here speaking minecraft enchantment table.

[@choerry1712]

Everybody gangsta till the devil starts speaking enchantment table

[@mollyj6286]

Do your part to get this comment to 666 likes - almost there!

[@iinraged2258]

Everyone chill until Satan starts singing Jack Stauber’s lyrics

[@peekarae]

Axel Kai oH SHIT-

[@hannahtimmons4097]

Aye is that the picture from super monkey ball on a snowboard?

[@FanFicnic]

I’m so proud of these three. Watching them build their careers has been an absolute joy.

[@Molly-ur1cg]

'what do you know of hell' never fails to make me laugh out loud

[@watakashe6072]

Kurtis is what happens when you're hanging out with a group of friends and your best friend leaves unexpectedly, so you're hanging out with two people who are already established soulmates

[@Kerrviii]

hey guys its me pretty on-the-spot :(

[@mylastaccountwassisterexpo5950]

:(((

[@officialcoleslaw6433]

Like when that one guy hangs with cody Ko and Noel Miller

[@mamafox6111]

hey guys its me OOF TRUE

[@comraderarity7281]

it feels like middle brother energy too

[@daniela-lq1xt]

as a 6'1" girl, I can confirm that MOST tables don't end at my knees

[@elisakuperus]

That's what a 6'1 girl would lie about to look normal 🤔🤔

[@willscharnagl6909]

face it you’re the tall girl

[@jordanwaynejansen7546]

Straight lies

[@katharina3149]

danny de la torre 😂😂😂

[@Blackkey034]

But u are gross.

[@12fishcake]

The bit when the C Me Dance devil guy starts speaking in tongues gets me every time idk why it's so funny 😂

[@miabennett04]

10:05 got cake though

[@rileydamelio8834]

I feel bad for kurtis he’s with a guy who thinks he’s two people

[@mollysministuff]

He's a guy who thinks he's 2 other people.

[@guy2870]

there’s one guy moving really fast to make it look like there’s 2 people

[@chezburgore]

4:07 Kurtis: **attempts to wrap arms around Drew** Drew: **wraps arms around Danny** Kurtis: (REJECTED!)

[@plaguerat7015]

It’s ok kurtis id give you a hug

[@nandinibhandari1838]

I'd give Kurtis a hug:(

[@me-shhekmati1988]

All hugs for you kurtis ♡

[@brandigonzaleschannel9570]

Lol

[@user-s3ts8my2x]

im gonna cry-

[@alexiasimoes3762]

The girl in Tall Girl, Ava, was originally on Dance Moms and was never accepted into the elite team because she towered over the other dancers and because her arms were too long.

[@lyricamarsh]

I am on my knees BEGGING you guys to watch the gay bee movie please

[@sophiacruz3929]

girl: **dances** the devil: øögå bōôgä >:(

[@johnbaumgartner8344]

I’d rather have you guys watch the gay bee movie

[@mja5543]

Same, watching three straight guys trying to make a solid commentary video on that would be hilarious

[@Gingermermaid90]

It is January 2024 and I am only just realizing that Tall Girl actually does a really good job of showing things from a teenage girl's perspective. We do be exaggerating a flaw we see in ourselves and can sometimes blame that flaw for anything that doesn't go how we want it to in our lives. Sincerely, a former teenage girl.

[@MSM91289]

I love how after watching this multiple times the dove foundation symbols for their ratings are doves and not puzzle pieces 😂